#yall are just cowards and weak

[yukinomonshou]

legit i'm seeing people call wuk lamat shit like mary sue and shonen protagonist so i've decided i'm her stan. I already loved her but now I'm going to love her even MORE.

come on, insult her more, it will fuel my love for her. it WILL become a raging bonfire of an inferno, and yall will pay the price for it.

[snekdood]

My flex is to be a better person than the people who gather in secret to shit talk me 🤷

[sh1-n0bu]

yall this is my first time requesting something from someone so im a bit nervous but

imagine overstimulating venti until he cries 🤭

also can i be 🌊 anon ? PLEASE tell me if anything i asked made you uncomfortable!!

♡︎ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙’𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 ♡︎

characters: sub!venti x nb!dom!reader

warnings: overstimulation, size kink, dacryphillia, reader’s genitals/pronouns are never mentioned so the cock can be interpreted as a strap on

notes: of course you can be 🌊anon! and yes, i’m slowly coming back to life. man author’s block is hard to beat. also, if this get’s flagged by tumblr when i wake up tmrw, i’ll delete it and post it again so don’t get too scared if it’s suddenly gone bbies

venti, or better yet known as barbatos to his people, was never really much of an archon.

he never plays by the rules, governs over his people nor even tries to abide by celestia’s rules. often, the wind spirit simply prefers to lay back and watch as his people takes care of any problems. they’re strong after all, his children always has been. of course, the windborn bard slurs out words of being the anemo archon in his drunk dazed self but no one ever takes it seriously.

and another thing was that, venti never worships the celestia. the floating island in the sky is full of nothing but liars, manipulators and cowards. besides… why would he worship those pathetic things when you’re right here?

why kneel before them when he can kneel before you?

why worship those who spat venom everytime they open their mouth when ballads and praises, songs of life flow from yours?

why chase after meaningless praises when your words sting like the strongest alcohol, burning his throat, making his eyes water as he becomes more and more addicted to you?

that’s exactly why the anemo archon prefers to worship you instead. when you braid his hair and comb out the knots as he nuzzles against your form, dazed and sleepy.

when you’re there to console him, help him through his darkest days when those wretches of celestia has done nothing.

when you’re kissing away the tears that spill from his eyes, shushing his slurred speeches and sobs of pleasure as you continue to ram into that one spot inside him, making him shriek and spill over his stomach again and again.

the windborn bard could worship you for eternity.

spilling another load into his stomach, the god in your arms spasms and twitches as his legs weakly wrap around your waist to at least try and calm the twitching of his small body.

dear stars above, you felt so big he could almost feel your tip in his stomach in his sex drunken haze. slurred whines of what seems to be your name flowing out of his mouth as he tries to keep his last threads of sanity together but how can he do so when he can just feel your previous loads slipping out of his rim and down to the sheets.

it all felt so hot, the room was so hot, everything was spinning. the warmth of your cum seeping out of his hole, the slight bulge in his stomach, the feeling of your finger wiggling in next to his already stuffed hole and pushing the cum back inside while your cock stays in — venti lets out a weak sound.

“look at you, little bird. you’re leaking out my cum that i worked so hard to put in you. can’t have my hard work being spent, right?” you coo out teasingly, a grin bit too sadistic tugging on your lips as venti writhes under you when you add in another finger. stars above, were you trying to break him?

venti couldn’t respond. he couldn’t even fully understand and register your words. brain too fried from the previous rounds of your just absolutely handling his small body around, pinching, teasing, smacking, leaving marks and hickeys but he loved it all.

as a response, the bard only weakly bucks his hips back into your strap again seemingly wanting more. my, what an insatiable little bird.

throwing his leg over your shoulder, you take out your fingers from his hole and squeeze his tiny waist once in a warning before fucking back into him again. small whines, weak noises and slurred whorish moans spill out from under you, the anemo archon far too fucked stupid to even try to properly say your name anymore.

making a grabby motion with his hands — a silent ask to hold you close while you fuck him full of your cum again — you decide to be nice and lean down, the absolutely filthy wet noises of your cock easily entering him causing venti to dig his blunt nails into your back, pulling you closer to himself.

feeling another orgasm building up embarrassingly quickly, the archon chases after your lips with weak whines, a sob following as you deny him of a proper kiss. instead teasing him by kissing his soft cheek. he didn’t even realize he was crying.

but soon those soft and weak whimpers and slurred words turn into a sharp scream as he feels himself cumming into both of your stomachs again, a sob of your name following along as you chase your high, getting more frantic with your movements.

the archon feels himself getting filled up again when your hips stutter, causing the short man under you to whimper a quiet “[n-nameee…❤︎︎]” in your ears.

after having caught your breath, you pull away from him slightly. pushing his hair away from his face, you couldn’t help but laugh as you wipe away his tears. but that laugh is cut off short as the archon bucks his hips against yours again, a cheeky grin pulling on his lips.

[amourtoken]

Foaming at the mouth and trembling over this good lord

I just replayed Jedi Survivor so I'm gonna place this somewhere within that timeline. Pls don't be mad if my Star Wars terminology is a bit rusty I am just a girl-

Also this is pretty unrealistic I rushed past the plot to get to the porn pls forgive me

*NSFW below the cut, MDNI*

cw: dubcon/noncon ig be careful, hatefucking, choking, non family friendly use of the force, threats, teasing, degradation, light exhibitionism, raw sex (bad idea), breeding, marking, weapons, toxic Nicky again I'm sorry

(Also larger photo thing bc I need yall to see my vision)

♡ his presence poured adrenaline into your chest and made you tremble terribly but you'd be lying if you said you didn't find him easy on the eyes. He's everything you hate and he's upholding the regime you're actively struggling against why did he have to be so pretty???

♡ his voice was lovely too, although harsh and laced with venom. He was also well over a foot taller than you, if that didn't make him intimidating enough he was holding a massively heavy crossguard saber in his right hand.

♡ running into him was the last thing you needed, but it's not like there was any escape now. You took a single step back just to end up with your legs swept from under you as he drug you towards him from across the room, an intense pressure on your ankles from the force.

"The Jedi are nothing but self centered cowards who think their ideology is the only way to live when clearly the galaxy has done much better in their absence. Planets are thriving under the empire and you think they need you now? Pathetic."

♡ he lifted you off the ground by your feet, dangling you upside down in front of him. He was staring at you like you were nothing more than a piece of meat to him. You couldn't help but notice the way his eyes strayed from your face and wandered your form though.

"how did you even make it as a Jedi? You're weak. More fit for a fucking brothel with that body than a battlefield."

♡ strange comment, what the fuck does he mean???

♡ didn't take too long to figure out, he used the force to strip you entirely naked and dropped you at his feet. Of course.

"You'd make a good pet, always at my feet. Bet that's where you're at your best anyway. Not even trying to fight me, maybe this is what you wanted in the first place?"

♡ he leaned down to grab a fistful of your hair and tilt your head back, staring down at you and taking in your form. This was by no means part of his plan but he's been pent up recently and thinks it's surely in his right to take it out on a pathetic jedi that happened to be in his way. Caught like a bug in his web, poor thing. If only you'd taken a different hallway.

♡ the heat radiating from the saber in his free hand was terrifying, but you weren't sure if that's what was sending butterflies straight to your stomach or if it was just how close he was.

"You've had every opportunity to defend yourself but instead you're happy to be pliant and naked for me? They really don't train you assholes like they used to."

♡ as per usual he loves to run his mouth

♡ you yelped as you were lifted off the ground again and pinned to the nearest wall. Nick sheathed his saber causing you to sigh in relief but the sound caught in your throat as the grip of his force slid from your waist to your throat. He was close enough now to hold you up but was using his freed hands to explore your body. His gloved fingers toyed with your nipples before sliding between your legs to gather the embarrassing slick that had accumulated during this encounter.

"Really? I could kill you at any moment and you're dripping for me?"

"Anyone could walk down this hallway at any moment and you're soaked at the thought of them seeing you split open on an inquisitor's cock aren't you?"

♡ he drew his hand from between your legs and forced his wet fingers in your mouth, making you clean yourself off of him. You hated that his eyes were so gorgeous while they looked down at you with such distaste. While you were busy with his fingers halfway down your throat he used his free hand to shove his uniform pants down just enough to free his cock. You couldn't turn your head much but caught a glance as he brushed the tip against your entrance and you couldn't help the dread that settled in your stomach. How was he gonna fit? He's fucking massive.

♡ the pressure of the force around your throat eased slightly but the feeling was replaced by a burning stretch as he hilted himself inside you in a single thrust. He gave you zero time to adjust to his size before setting a bruising rhythm. You couldn't help the sounds that fell from your lips while he fucked into you against the cold metal wall.

"Do you want everyone to hear? You fucking jedi always need an audience don't you?"

"Fuckkk- so fucking tight- are you wasting your first time on a Sith or is your pussy always this good?"

"Wanna see how dumb this fat cock can make you"

♡ his fingers were digging into your hips near painfully and you swore you could feel him in your stomach, you couldn't possibly get any fuller. The force on your throat released entirely out of the blue letting you finally suck a deep breath in before it was stolen from your chest as the feeling returned, this time between your legs.

♡ he was selfish, but couldn't help but wanna see how you looked coming apart on him. His hands stayed planted on your hips while he fucked violently into you, using the force to substitute his fingers on your clit. You thrashed in his hold at the overstimulating feeling and whimpered pathetically.

"what? Too much? That's too bad, you're taking it either way."

"If you'd just fucking relax maybe you'd enjoy yourself more, baby"

"Can feel you getting tighter, gonna cum for me? Can't keep fighting it-"

♡ you orgasm hit you like a fucking truck, you threw your head back against the hard wall and nearly screamed at the feeling. Nick's thrusts didn't slow, if anything he picked up the pace, fucking into you harshly and bruising your poor cervix with the force of his thrusts. You were trembling in his arms and whining, tears pouring down your cheeks at this point from the intense feeling still cascading down your limbs.

"Fuck- that's it baby come undone for me-"

"So cute when you cry, you really can't handle it?"

♡ he thrust into you a few more times before sinking in as deep as he could and holding your hips tight against his. He buried his face in your neck as he rode out his own Orgasm, cock twitching inside of you making you whine against his ear. He sank his teeth into your neck and fucked his cum into you, excess dripping to the floor between the both of you while you clawed at his shirt to get him to pull away.

♡ he pulled back momentarily just to pin your arms above your head with the force, using one of his hands to yank your head back by your hair so he could have free access to your throat which he absolutely covered in hickeys and Bruises. If they didn't know what happened to you before, they surely did now.

"Maybe I should brand you- keep you forever, use you how I please...bet you'd enjoy that wouldn't you?"

"Bet you'd look so fuckin pretty pregnant, what are the chances this encounter is what does you in?"

"Ruined you for everyone else, didn't I? No fuckin Jedi cock will ever make you feel this good."

♡ he pulled out just to drop you to the floor next to your discarded clothing as he redressed himself. You were panting pathetically and your legs were so shaky they couldn't hold you up properly. You watched as Nick turned to walk away and just leave you on the floor with his cum dripping out of you but he stopped just long enough to toss you a card with a location cypher on the back

"Should come visit me for a round 2."

[annoyingenthusiastperfection]

Jus headcanons for miles!1610 and 42 personally.

MILES MORALES

•Firm believer that this dude will 100% teach you how to draw and speak spanish just cause why not? Its something important to him so you should atleast knows the basic. It doesnt matter if it sucks he just likes you beeing involved.

"Your doing great , amor"

"Why do you lie to yourself?" *u having a stickman version of him with horribel maker stains*

"IT'S PERFECT"

●When the two of you first meet it was so emberassing like he just tripped and fell into a trash can or fell to you in a flight of stairs and you guys going to the nurse together cause u both dumb fucks to weak to get up on your own.

"SHIT"

"THE FUCK MAN I CANT FEEL MY ASS!"

"SORRY!"

*Both of you stumbling to go to the nurse

"Look man sorry about me falling onto you"

"My spine is burning"

"How about I make it up to you? How about free lunch ?"

"Acceptable "

●He has a ninja Turtle collection and will never show you but you find it somehow. Also like the pinky holding thing instead of actual handholding.

MILES G.

●He did actually acknowledge you two were dating for the past 2 months. Like yall go hang out alone weekly and its something new everytime . Pottery class , roller skating , baking together , sneaking into abounded warehouses , and such . It was emberassing how he was "first" to move.

"Hey , do you like me?"

"We've been dating for almost 3 months, miles"

"Oh fuck rlly?"

"How the fuck did you not notice?!"

"So you like me"

●This boy was so cold to you like colder than russia winter solice . When the two of you started he just wanted to feel less lonely and you delivered . He honestly doesnt know how to express how he feels but he does try sadly those attemps are not always fruitile.

●Hus denail is backpack full of bricks . Like you saying how much you appreciet and love his time gets him out of control of voice. Am I really fit to be in a relationship?Should I even be in one with someone as good as her? What if you get hurt or killed because of him? What if you leave him? God he cannot handle the heart break . Please be kind and stay kind.

●There was a time where he called you to just say he saw you cheating in his dream and you in 2:00 am confuse be like wtf and he starts having his voice crack on how you "cheat" in his dream in full detail.

"You left with another person from the mall you guys were hand holding , kissing , sharing drinks , a-and they even w-wiped your f-face...with their h-h-hand"

"Miles , do you just wanna do all those things?"

• He likes the pinky holding instead of hand becuase he is a coward with PDA but that doesnt mean he will not beat people up for him to prove he loves you.

●Has a secret stuffie collection that was given to his dad when he was a toddler.

[harley-michaels-main]

Time for the mid-year Webtoon recommendation list!!

This is gonna be the top 5 list and as yall know, these are my personal recommendations based on what I read.

Honorable mentions:

Float

I Thought My Time Was Up!

Here U Are

5: The D!ckheads

This is a coming of age story centered around three high schoolers. A new kid, an outcast, and a jock. Everything is not what it seems with our main characters and let's hope they're all able to find solace in each other before they tear each other apart.

This is a new series on Webtoon and I absolutely love it. It explores some darker themes that are present in some everyday lives while also having some of the best comedy I have seen on webtoon in awhile. The art style is fun and color it never fails to catch my attention. This is a good new read if you're just getting into webcomics and still a bit hesitant on what you like.

4: Boy-friend's Rule

High school is tricky. Having a crush on your best friend in high school is trickier. Trying to move on from having a crush on your best friend after he tells you he likes someone and then thinks that you have a crush on another friend of his is probably the hardest thing imaginable.

I absolutely love this Webtoon. It gives me Odd Girl Out vibes that I love. The art style is amazing and the characters are absolutely adorable. The story is so cheesey but also so good it makes it an easy read. The characters are also incredibly relatable and make it easy to fall in love with them.

3: Villain With A Crush

Being a fan of someone or something is one of those little pleasures in life. Until that little pleasure turns you into a cop and a terrorist at the same time.

This is such a fun story and idea I'm obsessed with it. The MC is so fun and I will fight the world for her she's so cute. A bit of a longer series but still amazing and an easy read. The story flows nicely and I can't remember how many times I got stuck in binge reading this one it's so good.

2: The Mafia Nanny

The mafia has taken everything from her. Her home, her family, her childhood. She vows to take down the family that did this to her. Yet what is she to do when the family that ruined her life is now the one that she has to protect?

Another newer story on Webtoon but still an amazing read. It definitely dives into darker topics so please be aware of that when reading it. However, this story is still so cute and amazing. If you like Spy x Family then you will love this.

1: Viral Hit

Even if I'm weak... Even if I'm a coward... Even if the world has it out against me... I will fight these bullies!

This is such a good story. It's by the same creator of Lookism but honestly, this story is so much better to me. The characters feel more fleshed out and the story doesn't drag on. It actually just recently ended and is now getting an anime adaptation. Honestly this story has some of the best characters I have seen in awhile. Even the side characters get such fleshed out stories without feeling like the story is dragging out. This story is definitely darker and explores a lot of different themes so beware while reading. Thus is a very good binge read tho so please check it out!

[deans-baby-momma]

Law & Love Chapter 20

A/N: Well, guys.....looks like this is the end. NOT!! HAHA I know last time I said there was only one more chapter to this but my muse woke up and after talking over some ideas with my beta @kazsrm67, there are about 3-5 more chapters of this now.

THEN:

Beau gently lays it out for her. How Emily was invited back up to Montana to help with Sunny Day Excursions, how he wants to be honest and truthful with her. 

"I've come to realize that I'm not happy here anymore, Car. I miss the mountains and the fresh air."

"You're going back for her, aren't you?" Carla says, sitting back in her chair, crossing her arms and glaring at him.

NOW:

"It's not like that," Beau objects as he stares at the woman in front of him. "I told you, Em got that letter and it just made me realize, I miss it up there."

"Beau, babe," Carla stands up and walks around the desk. "Can I be honest with you?"

"Of course."

"I've been selfish-" she begins. "-and weak."

Beau watches his ex-wife in perplexity. ‘What is she talking about?’ he thinks and opens his mouth to voice the words, but Carla holds up her hand, silencing him.

“Listen Beau, when I asked you to come back home-” she sighs before continuing. "-I wasn’t completely honest. After Avery’s death, I was afraid to be alone. I haven’t been alone since….well, ever. We got together in our freshman year of college, married a year after graduation; had Em and then after our divorce I met Avery and in a whirlwind got remarried. And then I found myself being a widow with an ex. So I took the coward’s way out. I asked you to try again.

“I knew you had moved on. I met Y/N, remember. Hell, yall were living together for fuck’s sake! I saw that and it reminded me of us when we first got together."

Beau sits there unmoving, flabbergasted over Carla's admission. He keeps his eyes on her as she begins pacing back and forth, between his spot and her desk. 

"I realized that I was about to come back to Texas, alone, as a widow and I was scared. I haven't been a single woman since before college and I was terrified of what that meant."

Beau's heart breaks at her confession. It's true though. From the moment they met in the financial aid line their freshman year of college, he and Carla had been inseparable,  spending every free minute with one another. It was love at first sight for both of them and even back then he thought he'd spend the rest of his life with her.

They'd graduated college and had both entered the workforce with promising careers before taking that next big step of getting married. The first few years were bliss and they felt indestructible.  Even with the unexpected arrival of Emily, they were invincible but by the time Em turned 5, that armor had been chipped and by their daughter's tenth birthday, their relationship was nothing but a shell. 

And then Beau received the final blow when he was served with divorce papers; Carla had filed for divorce, claiming irreconcilable differences. The difference was she had become captivated by a friend of a friend of an acquaintance,  Avery McCallister. And less than a year after the divorce papers were signed, Carla was no longer an Arlen.

"So," he finally spoke. "Once again, you duped me? You pretended to still feel something for me to make me do your bidding. Did you ever love me, Carla?"

Standing up, Beau towers over the brunette,  his chest heaving. "I'm just a pawn in your game of life huh? Well, guess what. I'm done. It's over. We're over. Emily and I are headed to Helena soon, and after her stint as camp staff is finished she can come back to you, if she wants. But I will not be returning. This is goodbye, Carla."

With that he turns and walks toward the door. As his hand wears around the knob, Carla defends herself. 

"I do love you Beauford! You were my one true love for almost my whole twenties. But I let outside factors cloud my judgment. I am truly sorry, honey. I moved on but I guess I didn't expect you to. I'm sorry. "

"I'm sorry too," Beau replies before turning around and looking at his ex-wife. "I'm sorry for not being enough. I'm sorry that I let you down. But I will not apologize for continuing my life. And if she'll have me back, I plan to continue living my life in Montana with Y/N."

He gives a small smile toward Carla and turns the knob and walks out of her office, passing by the receptionist desk and to the elevator.

On the way to the bottom floor, Beau closes his eyes and pinches his nose. 'God, please don't have let me have fucked it up with Y/N. I'll beg if she wants!' he thinks to himself. 

Beau: Hey Y/N. It's Beau. Looks like I'm going to be coming back to Helena. Could we meet up and talk about some things?

Beau wasn't expecting his phone to ring so when it did, he almost dropped the device in the floor.

"Y/N?"

"It's me," she answers and her voice washes over him like a warm breeze. God, how he missed her!

"How you been, sweetheart?"

Beau closes his eyes and just basks in the cadence of her voice until she says something that causes him to pause. His eyes shoot open. What did she mean by that?!

"Wait, what do you mean taking me back?! Don't you still live there? Please don't tell me you've moved back East," he begs. 

She laughs and it brings a smile to his lips and he breathes easier. She explains that she still lives in Helena but isn't there and once again, Beau holds his breath. Had she already met someone and is off visiting her new man? Oh god, please don't let that be it!

"Ohhh," Beau breathes out before asking "where are you?"

As soon as her answer hits his ears, he smiles. She is so close. But why is she in Texas? What brought her to the Lonestar State?

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[urmumsstuff]

So if yall want to know the origin of the this is why your single joke here it is

Flower wasn't really known for her temper, ironicly that went to the middle child who taught all his siblings, young and old new ways to apply curse words and put sailers to shame. Her mother often made said brother go pray after a slew of curses that would come forth.

So it honestly wasn't a surprise when flower tripped over a rock and ping pong balled down a hill in a series of unfortunate events that when she reached the bottom of said hill all they heard was the following.

"FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKER, THAT HURT YOU RICH DICKED MORNING WOOD MUNCHER. EAT CARPET YOU FUCKING DICK. OH FUCKING SHIT THAT HURT! I HOPE THAT ROCK BECOMES SAND IN THE ASS CRACK OF A FUCKING GREASY FAT KAREN WHO DROOLS OVER HER COWARD HUSBAND. THAT FUCKING COW FUCKER"

It didn't have as much impact nor creativity and if said middle brother had heard it he would be disappointed giving her a 4 out of 10 but he wasn't there and therefore could not judge her.

The group reached the bottom of the hill to see her laying on her front in frustrated silence

"Do you need help?" The monk asked hesitantly

"No let me lay upon the bed of LIES I have fallen upon" okay there showed true to her twin but also the shame that radiated off of her.

"You look stupid"

"You have a face that is so ugly not even a mother could love you if she bore you from her flesh" wukong barked a laugh at the insult tossed his way.

"I see she agrees that you are ugly brother monkey-"

That got her up on her ass sitting and staring and fully interrupting the pig "you have no room to speak or open your mouth you dog welped, boarish whore. Your mother would deny she bore you into this world and the urge to force you to eat pork grows stronger with every step I take in your presence. You should not throw stones from glass houses you weak willed unsatisfying lazy pig. May your mother and mothers mother deny you from their family tree"

her eyes narrowing into dangerous degrees as she stared down the pig who looked rightly enraged to be told such a thing. She had the gull to bring ancestors into the conversation with a calm that wasn't like her words. Her words spoke rage of unknown degree but her voice was a deadly calm.

What followed was a fight a loud fight at that both cursing and insulting the threat of fists being thrown ever.

"You bare the mind of a half wit not worth the air he takes from the world"

"This is why no man, human demon nor Divine would look upon you in favor"

"Good I like being single, unlike you who can't seem to understand some girls would lay with you if you improved your heart and acted more in the interests of the mind and emotion then that of the flesh" that got her to pause for a moment

"Wait.. did we just make a this is why your single agruement out of the blue?"

The pig stopped to think the others watching with mixed reactions

"I do believe it has reached that point yes"

"Do you want to just say this is why your single instead of insulting each other to such degrees and agree we dislike each other?"

It was an olive branch of peace that the monk clearly wanted to be broached between the pair both having insulted the others ancestors to various degrees and other retorts.

"Do you want this swept under the rug"

"By the nine hells no I am giving some of your insults to my elder brother to add to his arsenal of things to spew forth for no reason"

"..."

There was silence again

"This is why you are single"

"Indeed it is, forever alone I am in my bed with only my own heart to keep me company"

"That is painfully saddening"

"No, that's your love life, I am content with how I am"

They talked more defusing themselves to a decent degree and making a contract or agreement of sorts to keep insults within a specified degree. Leaving them all wondering how it had gotten to that point

[momsforroadhead]

idk shit about degrassi let's go with 2, 6, 8, 21, and 22?

YES you can't imagine how happy i am to be doing this i can't talk about degrassi to anyone and the fandom is kinda dead

2. a compelling argument for why my fave would never top or bottom: this question is crazy cause degrassi characters get to be like... 19 at the oldest (not that they die, the just age out and cycle out of the show) so let's imagine them older. now other problem there's like 36 000 of them total starting in the 80s and ending in the 2010s BUT if i pick a fave let's go with Eli Goldsworthy and make a bold claim: he would never top. in canon he's straight (the writers are wrong on this one) but i fully believe that any woman he has ever been with/will ever be with pegs him. he's simply too weak sauce to have the energy to top anybody. he has other things on his mind.

6. which ship fans are the most annoying: like i mentionned, the fandom is kinda dead so i don't really know fandom opinions apart for the yt comments when degrassi was still on youtube for free (booo hbo fuck you) BUT! i will say that people got really invested in Craig/Manny for some reason (he was always awful to her) and started hating Ellie as a result. Now yes Ellie was super misogynistic towards Manny, but that's not really a reason for the fandom to then be super misogynistic towards her. I love Ellie Nash she's my queen get off her back! yes she's whiny and a bitch. it's literally fine.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about: OOUUH!! A lot of people hate Connor, which is SO WRONG. They hate him for stealing girls' underwear (which i will admit is creepy and weird) but like... degrassi is the everybody gets a second chance show... yall love Peter (so do i!!) and he literally distributed revenge porn of Manny so..... you just hate Connor cause you can't handle his autistic swag. but i can. i love him. him and jenna are my favourite couple and he's aspec in my head. (also he's a case of "if a white character did the same thing you all would love him" but let's not even go there)

also everybody hates tristan and he literally did nothing wrong. and people hate ellie and she's perfect. and people hate jane and why do you people have so much hate in your heart

21. part of canon i think is overhyped: i'm really having to think about this one cause idk if any part is really hyped all that much lmao degrassi fans, we love to complain...... i'll say a part of canon that i wish wasn't there is Adam's death. JT and Cam felt earned and realistic, but Adam... idk it just came out of nowhere..... and he's literally one of ma faves.....

22. my favourite part of canon that everyone else ignores: omgomgomgomg Marco and Ellie hooking up post graduation. for context Marco's like BEEN fully gay. and he hooks up with Ellie out of sheer codependency which is, in my opinion, HILARIOUS. also, he says that the worst part is he didn't want it to stop (they didn't go all the way) and if the writers of that episode weren't COWARDS he would've had a real reflection on the fluidity of sexuality but oh well. it's an iconic throwaway plotline and one of the foundational building blocks in my evil Craig/Ellie/Marco codependent love triangle polycule

[cora0rr3m]

Earlier this afternoon/morning (i dont remember), one of my mutuals suggested i share yall my iahb au!!! Its called the iahb coraverse au (obviously named after me)

Its basically just a combination of ALL of my iahb headcanons and i somehow made it into this story and to me it makes sense so lets go-

💥⚠️ A few TW’s: This will mention death, bullying and other possible triggering topics, please read with caution!!

(Keep in mind all of this is in my au and is not by ANY means canon, also might make another part to this post because its so long omg)

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Setting:

All of this takes place in England, the school, where sher lives and so on and so forth

The time and year sherwin studies at Newgate is in the same year the film was released, 2017. The time Sherwin goes to school is in September, (according to my research is the usual time where schools in England start, please correct me if your a fellow brit thx)

The time where Sher’s backstory took place is around 2015/2014

Basic Info:

Full name: Sherwin A. Aaronson

Age: 14

Bday: Feb 24 2004

Ethnicity: Half Scottish, Half American

Sexuality: Gay

Current residence: UK/England

Sherwin:

Backstory:

Sherwin’s parents are dead because of a very bad car accident that happened when he was around 10-11, the cause of the accident was because of a drunk driver who swerved up on them while they were headed to the airport to visit sher’s relatives in the US. (He is half Scottish Half American) And he still has major PTSD from it, and some scars on his back and some on his arms, legs and most of them are on his torso. Ever since the incident he hates highways and always paranoid of other cars. His aunt, Fiona Anderson, has been taking care of our ginger since then, she is very protective and caring for sherwin! She doesent know what to do without Sherwin, and the same for Sherwin.

Sherwin sadly also has trauma from being bullied all the time since the start of middle school. People from his old school bullied him for what he wears (more on that later), being weak and a “coward”, for his looks,, etc. It got SO bad to the point he has developed selective mutism, and of course he was always in the principal’s office because of this, he was blamed for stuff he didnt even do. And, of course auntie fiona got involved aswell, thats why she decoded to transfer sherwin to one of the prestigious schools in the city, Newgate Junior Highschool in hopes that he wont get bullied again but he still kinda does. But thankfully in Newgate he makes a few friends like Jonathan who stays by his side <3

Identity:

Sherwin is trans (ftm), and he kinda knew when he was around 9, he doesn’t know back then what being trans is, but all he knows is that he really didnt like being a “girl” doing “girl” stuff, he actually felt off and uncomfortable back then. He was bullied for what he wears, (like i said earlier), because he usually wears big hoodies, long pants and other clothes students considered to be “Boys’s clothes” that matches his identity. But despite ALL of that, auntie fiona happily accepted sherwin for who he was. Sherwin doesent realize, but thats all that really matters. <3

At the start he really didnt know what his sexuality was, but all he knew is that he kinda liked boys. (Spoiler alert: he does like boys by ALOT)

Personality:

According to a personality site sherwin is actually an INFP so ill say the same for coraverse sherwin.

Ok so, i might edit this tomorrow and add more stuff but rn im SOO sleepy, but please tell me your thoughts and opinions on my au!! Tysm

[druid-delaluna]

gonna piss off half of yall with this take, but future tom, just tom, in general, is kinda a spineless coward. NOW before yall say anything, tom is not a fighter, he does not do well when pressed up against the wall. Like he gave up quickly to tord about his room and then went all dramatic and cut all ties with his friends over it. Not to mention some other things. As my friend said it he "whats in it for me" type of person and when you have to make selfless decisions for the greater good, he might not be the best player on the team. I feel the fandom plays up this Tom vs Tord to fuel his character in future arcs when honestly that belongs more to Eduardo seeing as he lost a lot more than Tom ever did. Tom had his own place, and he took his stuff with him. It was sad for his friends but Tom honestly came out in a good spot. Eduardo and Mark have more right to be angry and bitter towards Tord than any other character. Maybe I just want more to Tom's character than shipper enemies to lovers in future arcs and less of this he did this for the betterment of everyone when it just, when has Tom cared for others that not directly in his circle?? If you write he change his views later on, oh i love it, some stories already done that. my au talk below

This dude in my au is kinda the first one to break and say how ridiculous all this is and it's not his mess to clean up anymore because he got tired. I feel Tamara excels in this and I'm glad I had her be the one to take charge in that one scene in my animatic, they are different and I want to bounce that idea and give more power to the gal versions of them. I actually thought of this and then them having a very heated fight afterward cause of it. Tam saying because Tom was too weak to finish the job, his red guy came over here and cause all this mess, while Tom quick to snap back saying it not like her red gal is any better and that maybe they deserve this mess cause something doesn't add up why Tori hates the three so much. Leading to either one of them throwing hands.

[byclairs]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess… I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

HOW DO YALL KEEP FINDING ME

[molusca]

happyele a bunch of cowards and instead of taking this chance to force them to do any mid interesting idea ppl were like "nahhh let's just vote for the most obvious shuffles including ones that already happened" YALL WEAK PUT THE GROWN ASS MEN IN THE CUTE SONG

[winderlylandchime]

Hello, so after we finished 2x18, it started to pour like crazy and we ended up losing power in our neighborhood for well over a day. Which means this man ended the day at like 5 pm with Justin cheating and he was miserable. I forgot how horrible it is to experience this storyline for the first time. Anyway i am now here with 2x19(1/2) and the meltdown of it all: ‘awww Ted calls him Bri just like me! Look how cute he is, god damn it Justin!’ The groan he just let out at the sight of Ethan and Justin. He immediately paused it and went to get himself candy and he is so angry that he can’t drink alcohol. ‘I’m actually about to puke out the burger I just ate. This is actually making me nauseous and also making me pissed at Justin’ *mocks Ethan in a childish voice* his instrument? He’s his instrument? Id say he can shove it up his ass but he already did. CHEATER! I am begging you to fast forward it (oh how I wish i could) this is hideous! HIDEOUS! Justin, do you not feel gross with yourself?’ *mocks Ethan again* big plans tonight? YEAH BRIAN! BIGGER! BETTER! Bitch!’ He now paused the tv cause he got frustrated, it paused on Ethan and he yelled out FUCK NO and started the ep again until he could pause it on something that wasn’t Ethan. ‘That’s nice? Being a starving artist is nice? If someone said that to me I’d throw a punch! I DESERVE TO EAT EVERY NIGHT! Oh look at him, he it just itching to ask about Brian..HA HA YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SIDE DICK and not even a good one at that! *mocks him again* oh if he stayed sometime you could wake up together? I hate both of you. I hope every coffee you drink burns your tongue! You know, Brian can be A LOT but even he doesn’t deserve to be cheated on’ He got so relieved when Ethan went off screen only for Carl to pop up. He is already done with this ep. ‘……oh but they aren’t homophobic?..Debbie. fuck you. THEYRE GONNA BOWL TOGETHER? TIME FOR BRIAN TO SHINE!!!’ ‘This sounds really weird but I like it when Brian is working. Oh look what the cat dragged in. A CHEATER! Oh you were studying? Let me guess, classical music? Oh, you’re gonna shower are you? I wonder why?! oh Brian is a little suspicious. I need him to get caught. I hate this because I love Blondie so much but this? This isn’t it. So right now, he is on my shit list! THEY GOT FUCKING BOWIE ON THE SOUNDTRACK! I mean i know he was on in s1 BUT FUCK SHIT FUCK! BOWIE!!!!! I love Bowie!…*pauses tv* do you have any clue what this song is about? LOOK IT UP! *starts ep again* ….is he gonna tell him? What WAS JUSTIN GONNA SAY?! Oh you coward!’ ‘Okay, my dear lesbians. I am an *makes a weak fist* ally but I’m gonna need yall to fuck off because i have other stuff to worry about’ ‘oh look it’s Mikey and Cheat- WHY IS THERE VIOLIN MUSIC?! HE WAS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN FOR TWO SEASONS AND NOW HE’S ON EVERY FUCKING CORNER?!?! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE MY MAN. JUSTIN! NO! ENOUGH..oh fuck you’ He is so pissed off at Ethan right now that he is fake criticizing his violin playing as if he knows what he’s talking about ‘CHEATER! Yes. RAGE! Which is about his BOYFRIEND! DUDE HE HAS A BOYFRIEND BACK THE FUCK OFF! Why would you want to go watch a oui oui movie? Justin, you literally don’t like half of what this dude is talking about or offering so why are you acting so fucking smitten? MIKEY, GET HIS ASS! Oh boohoo the french movie is a parallel to Justin and Brian and this fucker, isn’t it? WHY ARE THEY KISSING! NO KISSING RULE FOR FUCKS SAKE JUSTIN YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD! No offense, my man..actually scratch that, full offense but you two suck at kissing each other. WHERE IS MICHAEL THE ONE TIME I WANT HIM- THERE HE IS MICHAEL!! GO TO BRIAN TELL BRIAN! PLEASE DO IT PLEASEEEEEE!’ He is so stressed out, he had to take his sweater off because he was getting so heated. I swear this is the only thing that makes it worth watching Ethan.. ‘TED AND BRI! I like these two, i feel so bad for Brian. Poor guy. Ted, my man, when you do porn, you become desensitized to it. It’s true I watched a video about it. Oh look at that, two besties talking about sex fantasies’

YOU LOST POWER AFTER 218??? Oh my god. I'm surprised your brother survived. I would have diedddddd.

Groaning at the sight of Ethan. YEP

Loving Bowie on the soundtrack. YEP

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. YEP

Screaming at Justin. YEP

Your brother is breaking down but for all the right reasons.

[face-palming-fox]

are yall fucking serious? calling people cowards or getting mad that tumblr changed the fucking scary ass clown is some weak ass behavior. people literally have severe fear of clowns and yall are assholes just cos u liked the little heeheehoohoo joke of a clown on dash. good for you that u weren't affected but holy shit. sounding a bit ableist. fear of clowns is such a common thing this shouldn't have even cleared as an okay thing to be done by tumblr staff.

i don't have a severe fear or phobia but i didn't like it and i have an overactive and dissociative/hallucinary brain that if i were to have focused or had to look at that clown for too long im sure it would have negatively affected me further as my stupid ass brain would've turned it into something more than just a random clown png on my dash. especially since i have not been doing great in the brain department lately and keep having episodes while awake and weird/bad dreams while asleep so.

sorry you can't sit there and laugh at everyone badly affected by clowns. fuck off.

[whrrlwind-a]

        BITES INTO HIS ICE CREAM. just to assert dominance.