#yall aint SLICK

[bluesngolds]

i love this scene sm

[howierichards]

if i get recommended one more ai nature / art post im going to kill myself in front of a christian family of 5

[gladosluver]

love i can tell when someones browsing the chelldos tag and for how long based on the notifications i get from my posts

[icejjfishesz]

it's actually funny how many people don't know i can tell when you're staring down my shirt...

[rigginsstreet]

ive said this about people headcanoning eddie as gay but now it also must be said... people who headcanon chrissy as a lesbian? thats a red flag

[charlieslowartsies]

I will never understand why people rip off and copy/paste bits of the kga.

The biggest target is usually the character summaries in Another Five Nights. Its happened again on AO3 and the person didn't even try to hide it, they just used the Fazes' bios. And then counted that as a chapter with zero story. So there's none of their writing just mine...

[runa-falls]

this girl in m3gan looks like AOC but instead of saying that, i said “omg just like AO3”

THE LOOKS I GOT FROM MY FRIENDS 💀💀💀

they were like: 👀

i was like: 👁️👄👁️ “hold—wait A MINUTE” 🫵🏻🤨

them: 👁️👄👁️

[freyfromthea]

in b4 it turns out to be luigi and y'all call it 'cope' like you weren't cheering for the opposite the whole time

[sokumei]

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[daybrightsims]

I want to point out that this "trend" is often used to make fun of or degrade romance and erotica books which are genres primarily consumed by women and female identifying people. Just saying ❤️

I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…

Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

people will say thinking maybe John had one-sided feelings At Some Point is completely baseless and only serves to make John an even more Tragic Gay™ , meanwhile every day I log onto this site and see posts talking about Paul still being in love with a man who's been six feet under for going on half a century.

me, coming across another post strawmanning my position: get me some popcorn this gonna be good.

[franzkafkagf]

maybe…. just maybe… if you‘re constantly crying and moaning about how much you hate a show and its writing… mayhaps…. dont watch it?

[ratatatastic]

"Can I say something real quick though? I was worried a little bit on both of you guys going to the plate and throwing out the first pitch... 'cuz I evaluate that and a lot of people do too. And you've seen some guys that just—they don't know how to throw a ball!" "Yeah." "And they're unbelievable athletes and they don't know how to throw a ball! You guys both did the same time, you did a good job on that! But I was kind-of worried." "So I actually threw out the first pitch in Miami two years ago and I hurt—it was right after I was traded. And I had a shoulder injury, like, during the year before and first, like—we're athletes. Hockey players are great athletes! But very rarely are you, like, going out there and throwing the ball like you were with pops when you're, like, 5 years old! You don't do that anymore! So I had a shoulder injury and I'm like, 'I'm an athlete, right? Like I'll just go up to the mound and just chuck one in there, you know put a little sauce on it, whatever.' I tried to throw a little, like, oomph into it and, like, I didn't even get it to the plate from the mound! Like it's—when you don't practise and it's the first time throwing a ball, like, it was a hundred—" "Where was that?" "It was in Miami!" "Were you getting chirped?" "No, I wasn't getting chirped!" "At the Marlin's game? Nobody was there!" "It was—it was—" "No one was there, nobody saw it! It's not—" "No, I wasn't getting chirped! It was—" "You can tell everyone that it was a strike right down the middle!" "No! Somebody saw that! Some of the guys saw that and were probably like, 'Errgh...'" "It was—Yeah, whatever! But, you know, who cares! But I actually before the St. Louis one... I didn't know the setup if I was gonna be from the mound or not but I will admit that in the morning I went out in the backyard and just, like, threw 5—" "Oh, you have to!" "—just to loosen up. I'm way healthier than I was two years ago but it was just like, you know—it was fun! It was a great day!" "Did they—" "When your shoulder gets messed up though, man..." "I can't imagine these pitchers that throw so much in a year. Like they gotta be—I have a lot of respect for them. I used to be like, 'I pitch one every five days if you're a starter like whate—' If you're chucking in one hundred pitches and all your warmup and stuff like that's a tough supposed to do that—" "I don't think your shoulder is supposed to do that..." "No! And they snap it in there! Very impressive! And—" "That's why they get paid a lot of coin~ Dude, let's go 250 schmillions—" "I was gonna say that's why—yeah. Good for them!" "I know you do pretty well—" "It was cool seeing Ohtani hit a home run!* I think he's awesome! And driving around in the car before with Jayson [Tatum] like—that Ohtani's a big man."

Cam & Strick Podcast | 8.27.24 (x)(x)(x)

*funny that matthew mentions that he thought it was cool to see an ohtani moonshot irl the cardinals telecast was actually zoomed in on him in the stands before it happened so they had to cut from him to shohei trotting around the bases so its nice to know he enjoyed the sho as much as we all do XD

[naughtynoodle056]

It's gonna be really funny if this gets like 40 billion notes cuz I made the blonde white boy fat this time LMAO /lh

[freyfromthea]

i like how they put a token trans person in the neonazi wizard game for the sole purpose of going 'see? we're not evil!'

that shows Y'ALL don't even believe your bullshit and you want everyone else to

like if you're a bigot and you fully believe it you'd just own it

[mangosmoothiepussyv3]

hmmmm starting to think some of yall liked me better when i was skinnier hmm