#yah that was me

[platonicmoonwater00]

tw sort of(talking about a parent shouting)

this bitch js made history

for context i was in the bathroom(for like 3 minutes to brush my teeth and use the bathroom) and she started like banging on the door and yelling at me cos by brother js got home from work and needed the shower(again i took 3 minutes in total, i didnt even finish the song i was listening to and when she started banging on the door my mouth was literally full of toothpaste) so i was like im brushing my teeth. and she was like idc get out of the fucking bathroom. and then she like took me to my room later and was lecturing me about being considerate and that we have a second bathroom and i shouldve used that.

context: our second bathroom is outside and only has a toilet, not even a sink, it was 9:30pm, my brother wasnt even home yet and i needed to brush my teeth so obviously my first thought wasnt to hall my ass outside.

and i said that and she was like oh but your brother js got back from work so you shouldve done that or used the bathroom before and i was like i literally went into the bathroom bc i was like oh i should get ready for bed now so the bathrooms free for when my brother gets home(im so nice like that). anyways she yelled at me more and then js texted me this^ like ten minutes ago(unheard of. i dont think ive ever heard her say sorry).

[diginuisance]

Family resemblance

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Hi!! Your Cherik is so good and gorgeous 🤩🤩 If you don't mind wanna try to draw some Fall of X Cherik please?

thank you so much !!

i have a couple of ideas relating to the fall of x period specifically since theres. A Lot i wanna play with, so i hope this lil thing may be a satisfactory start :]]

and the obligatory bonus:

[wigglebox]

Destiel Pride - Day 21; Most faithful mirror

[starry-bi-sky]

Blood Blossom Au: Baby's First Commissioner Meeting :)

TL:DR This Post: Danny (orphan) gets poisoned with blood blossom extract by Vlad. He runs away from him and ends up under the care of one Pre-Robin Battinson Batman! Starry is loudly pushing her batdad agenda.

(Also known as "Late At Night, When The Nightingale Sings" on my ao3!)

This was a fun rough idea I've been sitting on for weeks, thinking about how Commissioner Gordon and Nightingale's first meeting might go.

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Commissioner Gordon likes to think that he's adjusting to the new normal of Gotham very well, -- the new normal being grown men running around dressed like bats, in military-grade strength body armor, committing acts of vigilantism, -- and slowly, little by little, he was no longer being surprised when this new normal pops up out of the shadows like the world's most terrifying daisy. His shaving lifespan thanks him for it.

....

The kid is a surprise though.

Granted, he seemed to be a surprise to the Bat too.

There's been a string of murders lately, -- which, in Gotham, is kind of like saying there's been another storm during monsoon season. And there's just been another; in some dilapidated building down in south Gotham, with the broken, boarded-up windows and mildew-crawling walls to match. The victim is a man in his thirties, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, left in the center of the room for the blood to pool out around him.

The place is already secured when he arrives, the building swarmed with officers and the forensic detectives. The Bat emerges shortly after he does -- or, he might've been here the whole time, hiding someplace dark and shadowy. For his own sanity, Gordon doesn't think about it too hard.

The kid is a surprise, and he appears like a bolt of lightning.

He shows up in the middle of a conversation Gordon is having with the Bat.

A whistle, sharp and loud, slicing through the air, meant for open air rather than a confined space. Gordon's ears pierce and protest the sound, and the solemn, murmured chatter floating through the room abruptly cuts off like the swing of a gavel. As he turns towards the sound -- as they all do -- he swears, up and down, that he sees Batman's shoulders jump, just slightly.

At the source, perched on the window, is a boy. A boy in a gray-blue scarf and an oversized black hoodie, one that hangs off his frame and has ace bandages wrapped around the wrists in some attempt to cinch the sleeves. The hood is up, big like the rest of it, and threatens to swallow the upper half of the boy's face whole in the fabric. What upper half Gordon can see, is smeared with some kind of opaque, black face paint. He's holding onto the side of the frame with one hand, on his hip is a grappling hook. A familiar grappling hook.

Gordon has multiple questions, and his officers tense up.

Martinez puffs up, brows furrowing as his face shapes into a frown. Shoulders rolling back. "You can't be here, kid--"

The reaction is immediate, like a spark to gunpowder, the boy yanks his fingers from his mouth and his mouth twists into a scowl. Head snapping over to Officer Martinez, his hood manages to stay on but Gordon swears that as he bares his teeth, the glint makes them look sharper than they should be. His voice is rasp and quiet and harsh; snappish in its hissing; "Put a fuckin sock in it, Martinez. I'm not stayin."

Martinez reels back, and the boy immediately veers his attention off him. Like a switch, his demeanor drops. Despite half his face being covered, his mouth twists into a cringing, apologetic smile. Slanted and off-beat, embarrassed. It'd be disarming if this wasn't Gotham, and if he didn't just hiss at Martinez like he was about to bite his head off.

"Sorry." He whispers, voice deceptively polite and softer now. Gordon has to strain his ears to hear him. "I was looking for him."

He points his finger towards-- Gordon? No, Gordon follows the direction, and finds himself looking at -- the Bat.

The Bat, who always looks stiff as a pole, now looks even stiffer. Somehow. Well, the explains the grappling hook attached to the boy's waist.

"What are you doing here?" The Bat says, gruff and unable to completely smother the stumble of surprise in his tone.

The boy still holds a sheepish smile, and slips off the window ledge. His feet hit the creaky boards with a near-silent thud, the Batman finds his feet and rapidly begins crossing the room.

Gordon notes the slight tremble in the boy's legs as he straightens. He adjusts his scarf, which droops close to his knees now that he's standing, and slings a backpack -- how long has had that? -- off his shoulders. When the Bat reaches his side, he does as he always does, and looms over the boy like a spectre. A threatening mass of shadows cloaked in all-consuming black. Standing next to him, the boy looks teeny in comparison.

The Bat is a man who terrifies even the most hardened criminals, Gordon has seen grown men shiver in fear at the mention of his name. And yet when the boy looks up at him, he doesn't even flinch.

Instead, his sheepish smile melts away like ice under the sun, holding only traces of his previous embarrassment. It remains as a shadow on his face, a small upturn at the corners of his mouth. The boy pushes his hood back just enough to reveal glinting, ice-flint eyes surrounded in tar-black face paint. He holds the backpack up with one arm. "You forgot this."

[lazydayslivin]

erm im scared..

[keip]

hello tumblr may i present poolverine yuri

[cyani07]

cellbit

[siminiecricketart]

Anyways , Annabeth and Luke are tragic and this sound made me think of them a lot and I made myself sad

[cowardlykrow]

that your KUNGFU MASTER taught you!

[maskedchip]

simple stroll

[tangledinink]

the second attempt (it goes way better.)

(here's the silly, self-indulgent content i promised previously.)

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[jinikaris]

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[moonstruckdraws]

MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY!

I am absolutely in love with this au. I am making more sketches for this lol

I picture @somerandomdudelmao constantly having to push crowds of noblemen and bitter heirs away whenever they walk around the castle grounds and it annoys them to the point where they just shout at people to move

I don't know much about @hodd1, so forgive me on anything that could be out of character and incorrect, but I like to think that she would be giving Tapa tips constantly with added supportive advice. I also think this would cause her to ramble a bit and Tapa would be lost in the conversation lmao

And finally, the heiress herself @tapakah0. I like to think she'd constantly be on edge when wandering through the palace because of the number of eyes, with various intent, looking at her. I think she'd also feel the tiniest of bit bad for the people that Cass yells at to move out of the way lol. And maybe she likes to avoid the main routes through the palace as much as possible to avoid this, even if it takes longer to get to a destination.

Honestly, I have more ideas and I'm going to be whipping them up for a while until I draw them lol. I have such a love-hate relationship with royal au's, each one for various reasons, but I absolutely love the prompt for this au! It's so exciting! And it gives me an excuse to practice shading armor lol

[zenlosingit]

Back in middle school one of my favorite types of fics to read were reaction fics where the characters read/watch the story they’re from, and nowadays since I’ve been getting into danmei I can’t help but image these types of scenarios— especially for svsss.

Cause the idea of it alone is fucking funny to me. Typically the set up is always post-canon, or rarely before major events, but always without fail everyone is minding their business and suddenly they find themselves in this unknown space and having to engage in a apparent story about them.

Like you mean to tell me that key players in svsss are going to see how past events played out through SY!Sqq’s eyes??? That they suddenly have to grapple with the knowledge that he’s a transmigrator and has replaced the original Sqq for years yet have to quickly move on from that AND THEN LEARN that this man is not a levelheaded, peerless cultivator but an anxious guy who freaks the fuck out before going “fuck it we ball” and whose also oblivious to how others revere him.

It is nothing but clown hour in this scenario, no one is coming out of this unscathed. And oooh just wait until they get to the reveal about who Sqh actually is…