#i thought i was dying

[sharkuccino]

Art from '21 | Drink Series The idea was to come up with alcohol the other races in botw might drink since the Gerudo have the Noble Pursuit.

The Rito was another drink that gave me trouble. I decided to go with something classic, one of those drinks that warms your chest but also rich enough that you can let the flavor sit on your tongue. This would probably be a Hylian's favorite cultural drink.

[unclefathersantateddy]

There's something unspokenly therapeutic about fixating on Andy & Ollie's love for each other whilst on a train through the Welsh countryside, undiagnosed now I'm cured

[ihadmysightsetonyourightaway]

6:59 am & I woke up with the anxiety shakes.

[basterdly]

thought my painkillers werent working and i was going to have to go to A+E again. turns out id mixed up my tablets and was taking paracetamol instead. i am so stupid but so relieved!!!

[hirudou]

i think jades just like me fr,,, he rarely gets sick, but when he does he gets really really really sick.

[shipskicksandgiggles]

sometimes I forget that people actually care about me, which has nothing to do with my self worth and everything to do with the fact that I forget I exist to other people once I’m not in the room, and suffice it to say that that made for a really entertaining conversation with my mom earlier about how my stepdad almost drove out to where I live to make sure I was okay, and that’s not a short drive

[mahhairbegreasy]

Breaking News: Local transgender finds out that his loss of appetite is caused by dehydration

[traininingfortheballetpottah]

let’s try something shall we

reblog this if you have intense menstrual pain and doctors disregard you all the time

bonus points if you’ve ever thrown up, fainted, writhed on the floor, yelled, and developed a fever from the pain

yay being a woman! said no one ever

[roseseafoam]

Just heard a reporter pronounce “erythritol” as “urethratol”…

[mayibejudged]

Ive recently been employed by an entertainment team on a holiday park and my respect for furries has gone up exponentianly. Today I had to go dancing in this huge bear mascot, I could only see out of his nose and a slither out of his mouth. Wherever I went tiny humans were crowding my feet as I tried not to kick them into the backrooms.

The head was bouncing as I tried to fit trough doorways that were way too small and I finally felt as if I was tall. And you want to tell me that furries do this like, at least once a week or smth??? Im sorry?? They do this for fun!??!

Anyone who can walk around in a furry suit without problems should no longer be ashamed since it is something that requires all their attention while being friendly and happy.

[1eos]

mx. you got me fucked up w that gif from leo’s BL. he’s so handsome he’s so caress-able im barely awake and yet im blushing furiously like a harlot

i have to have y'all as fucked up as i was!!! like he looked so desirable, squeezable, etc etc for a hot second i was not only bisexual but also a character in this show like what in di hell? literally any reservations abt this bl are GONE cuz ik the star (leo) is gonna have the girlies kicking their feet and twirling the phone cord around

[platonicmoonwater00]

tw sort of(talking about a parent shouting)

this bitch js made history

for context i was in the bathroom(for like 3 minutes to brush my teeth and use the bathroom) and she started like banging on the door and yelling at me cos by brother js got home from work and needed the shower(again i took 3 minutes in total, i didnt even finish the song i was listening to and when she started banging on the door my mouth was literally full of toothpaste) so i was like im brushing my teeth. and she was like idc get out of the fucking bathroom. and then she like took me to my room later and was lecturing me about being considerate and that we have a second bathroom and i shouldve used that.

context: our second bathroom is outside and only has a toilet, not even a sink, it was 9:30pm, my brother wasnt even home yet and i needed to brush my teeth so obviously my first thought wasnt to hall my ass outside.

and i said that and she was like oh but your brother js got back from work so you shouldve done that or used the bathroom before and i was like i literally went into the bathroom bc i was like oh i should get ready for bed now so the bathrooms free for when my brother gets home(im so nice like that). anyways she yelled at me more and then js texted me this^ like ten minutes ago(unheard of. i dont think ive ever heard her say sorry).

[chuchu-lovely-munimuni-muramura]

I've drunk the water from the kitchen sink thinking it couldn't be that bad... and I'm experiencing the third worse belly ache of my fucking life...

[sassy-shark]

Fun fact:

Study’s have found that if you have 6 blue raspberry snow cones it will turn your shit bright blue.

[zillychu]

what if his suit WASN'T shrink wrapped

[mrd-gvf]

I finally got some sleep but at what cost