#ya'll gotta see this dude and read it

[crowfury]

I love this, I love him, Omg this version of Eclipse is spectacular. Dear gods and I love the personality thus far. Holy cow great job on this. I have to share.

Meet Paradox (aka Dox)!!

Paradox is an Eclipse variant, the only one who exists in his AU, and was made to run the Superstar Daycare! Playing and taking care of the kids daily is his most beloved thing to do, and he enjoys it thoroughly!

However, when it comes to adults, he doesn't take too kindly to them due to past experiences. Nicer adults receive the more arrogant, full-of-himself, snarky side of his personality, while those that are rude or call him names are given day-ruining levels of tricks and pranks.

(The Y/N in his AU was hired to be a Daycare Assistant and Handler due to his issues with adults and causing way too many complaints. So their job is a bit of a last ditch effort on the company's part lest they bite the bullet and decommission him for good for all the issues he's been causing more and more over time.)

Each day Paradox is filled with joy entertaining the kids and each night is filled with emptiness and just another reason to hate adults as he patrols the Pizzaplex as night-time security.

Deep underneath all of that hatred, there is his 'true' side. The soft, kind, sweet, playful, loving side that only the kids get to see. The one he'd much prefer to treat adults with if they weren't showing him time and time again why he can't.

If you're an adult trying to get close, treat him kindly, get past his near-constant degrading (you're gonna get called pathetic at one point or another), and show genuine love and care towards the kids he cherishes dearly and with time he may just lower his walls and show that side of him he'd much rather be.

(Alt 'security' ver. under the cut!)

(Security Mode his eyes turn black with yellow pupils and he becomes more "unhinged" and "animalistic".)

[yumiis]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 get home safe ; isaac

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prompt; A and B hang out at a common friend's house, and B chooses to leave earlier than A. Before they go, they make sure to tell their friend, "please make sure A gets home early and safe." | credit to @akawrites000

genre; fluff

type; drabble

read below!

Isaac was always one to randomly invite you to hang out, whether it be at his place or a party, he always wanted to be around you. It was a lazy Sunday afternoon, both of you were pretty bored. Nick was over staying at a friend's place, so he'd invited Isaac over.

"Isaac! I'm hangin' out at Schlatt's, you wanna come over?" Isaac intently listened to Nick over the phone, nodding his head. He thought for a moment. "Can I see if Y/n wants to come?" Nick very audibly sighed, not because he didn't like you, but because Isaac was a pussy and refused to tell you how he felt. "Dude. Isaac, when are you gonna tell them you like them? Ask them out!" Isaac rolled his eyes, "Uhh.. Soon, soon! I'll ask soon. So can they come or not?" Nick nodded to himself, "Yeah, that's fine. Hurry up!"

Isaac ended the phone call, quickly pressing your contact and hitting your name. He started typing away, 'hey y/n nick invited me and you to go hang at schlatt's, you wanna come?' He waited a couple minutes for your answer, then it finally came. 'yea sure! let me throw on sm clothes and ill meet u there'

You and Isaac pulled up at pretty much the same time, he'd just gotten out of his car when you pulled up. "Isaac! Hey!" You hopped out the seat after turning off and locking your car, closing the door behind you. Isaac smiled, "Hey! I missed you!" You tilted your head, "Didn't we hang out like two days ago?" He shrugged his shoulders, "So? I can't miss you?" You hummed in response.

You two got comfortable at Schlatt's, he'd offered you guys some whiskey when you walked in. "Nah, I'm good man! I gotta drive home later, so I can't." Isaac spoke, then plopping down on his couch. He playfully patted the spot next to him, looking at you. You smiled, walking over and putting your bag down, then sitting next to Isaac. He yawned, then rested his arm around your shoulders. Your face burned, "What're you doing?" Isaac moved his arm, throwing his hands up in defense. "What? I can't stretch?" Nick sighed at the both of you.

After a couple hours, Isaac and Nick remembered they needed to go home to finish up some editing and work stuff. "We gotta go! C'mon Nick," Isaac sighed, getting up. You'd been drinking a little bit, but you weren't even buzzed, however Isaac was still worried about you. He smiled at you, "Bye! I'll text you, okay?" You nodded, giving him a thumbs up. "Okay!"

Isaac walked up to Schlatt while Nick walked out the door. "Hey, make sure they get home safe, alright? Don't give 'em anymore to drink." Schlatt nodded, "Yeah, I know. They gotta drive home too."

Isaac walked out the door, catching up with Nick. Nick looked at Isaac, "You gotta tell 'em." Isaac whined, "I know, I know! Just.. Give me time! Tomorrow. I'll do it tomorrow."

would ya'll want a short part 2? :3

[ace-does-words]

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a fic set pre-canon in the form of diary entries with a healthy side of klance For The Soul, i know there's some klance fans in 2025 where ya'll at, happy reading!

Ao3 Port: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62149990

there's one small issue with staying at the garrison.

I like guys.

No, seriously, they're hot. It's fucking stupid, but they are. don't tell Pidge I said that though, they'd make so much fun of me. You're a diary actually, you can't say shit, literally.

Where was I again?

right- guys

They're hot, ya know? Kinda cute, truthfully only when they're shorter. no this does not mean i have the hots for Pidge even if they are shorter then me. just a general rule of thumb, short guys are cute and tall girls are hot.

and that is my dilemma, both of them.

literally cannot avoid this shit wherever I go. whaddya mean i gotta shower in the same room as very fit, very hot, very attractive guys? and how come the girls outfits are tighter then ours are? I'm an imaginative guy but come on, show the ladies some respect.

Really considering that im a teenager i'm shocked i have better takes on respectability then a literal outfit designer. they did do a good keeping it fair, even if its glaringly not fair. they tried.

thats a page of diary, im tapping before Hunk gets back and sees what im writing about.

-/-/-/-

new issue just dropped, that issue has sharp eyes, a mullet, and his name is Keith Kogane and i do not know what to do

Okay, he's hot. I like guys, you already know this, dear journal. yes i have liked guys before, but its not realllllllly a fifty fifty split.

More like an 80/20 and that 80 is for girls.

so its fair that maybe im freaking out a bit that a hot guy is giving me butterflies. it's not a normal thing.

Hunks gonna be back soon from his midnight snack, i have to cut this one sho

-/-/-/-

"Lance, my man, you want some bread?" Hunk asked as he shoved open the door.

Lance jolted, snapping shut his journal.

Hunk tilted his head to the side. "Dude, you good?"

"I'm fine, you just got back faster then I thought."

"Lunch lady was on the phone so I had to cut my visit short— want some or not?"

Lance waved off the offer. "I'm good."

-/-/-/-

There isn't a good chance to write in his journal for nearly a month afterwards.

A very long and hard and grueling and tension filled month. Every single second spent around Keith leaves his hair standing on end and the speech center of his brain on the fritz. It's shameful.

He does the only logical thing to do about a crush you don't wanna have: frames him as a rival.

-/-/-/-

THAT FUCKING DICK

I JUST

HE.

HE FUCKING.

what am I meant to do? how do I come back from this? not everyone saw it happen but still. my dignity.

okay yes maybe i did fantasize about it once or twice but it wasnt ever gonna happen, that's the difference. his lips on my lips was gonna never be real. I swear.

but that dick had to do it.

whether or not my taunting had anything to do with him taking me by the collar and kissing me isnt important. the fact Keith Kogane kissed me is whats important. cute guy kissed me, the only cute guy in the entire garrison, the only hot guy.

nothing against Hunk!

hes not my type.

I guess my type is cocky assholes that are my rivals.

because he's totally my rival. even if its one-sided. he keeps getting in my way. outranking me. kissing me. just ruining my reputation.

But hey, whatcha gonna do about it?

-/-/-/-

big news!

bad news!

its news!

he did it again.

-/-/-/-

journal, its been a few weeks, because i lost you and no other reason.

definitely not because Keith keeps smiling at me like some lovestruck idiot

but whether or not he likes me is completely unrelated to how many times he's kissed me

i don't have anything else for today, Hunk's midnight snack break is probably gonna cut short again. he's asking way too many questions for a guy i didn't know before the start of this course.

god, what do i do??

its just Keith Keith Keith everywhere i go people are talking about him— im not though btw. very important detail. i dont have the Keith Kraze, i just have the "wants him to put his lips on mine again" craze.

WHICH we will not be getting into detail about, because its stupid.

and thats more then enough diary for today.

-/-/-/-

Lance ends up burning his diary.

Too much risk is weighed in the privacy of one little journal.

When they ask why he doesn't answer. He just watches as the pages turn golden and brown and black as they curl into the spine, flames lapping at a leather back and eating through it. He keeps his knees raised and his eyes locked onto the flickering campfire.

Keith is across from him.

He wonders if Keith thinks he's staring at him.

[super-paper]

This might sound weird. In my viewpoint AFO feels like a child trapped in a grown man's body with his attitude and mindset. A man-child if you will. He's trying to enact childish fantasies onto the world, this obsession may stem from an event he experienced in his youth. He feels like a kid, felt it again when he blamed Kudou this chapter. In a better world AFO would've gone into the age regression community to get his chance to act out his childish impulses in a safe environment to process whatever trauma he endured instead of taking it out on the world.

YEAH I'M LOVING IT BC

Hori typically uses child imagery to like, show characters at their most vulnerable and honest and represent like the "naked essence" of who they really are. AFO rewinding into a literal child plays with those expectations, in a way-- but in this case, AFO "at his most honest/vulnerable" is almost monstrous in its depiction:

Like, AFO's got some pretty heavily implied hang ups about feeling powerless/being powerless and he uses escapism + the constant degradation of others to distance himself as far as he can from those hang ups. I wouldn't be surprised if his backstory ends up depicting some horrible violation of his own autonomy where he was treated as subhuman/toyed with-- and he's now attempting to inflict that same feeling of powerlessness on everyone else. Instead of healing from whatever trauma he experienced, he's become a slave to it. Of course, there's always a chance I'm reading into this too much-- But Hori's been pretty consistent in his depiction of abuse as a cycle (esp. with the Kotaro-Tenko and Endeavor-Touya plots), so tbh, it would strike me as an odd writing choice if he decided "yeah, AFO just woke up one day and decided to Be Like That."

And I've said this before on twitter, but like-- AFO is SUCH an Umineko/"Witch" coded character. It's one of the reasons I find him so fascinating, bc I've always loved the way umineko depicts coping mechanisms in severely traumatized/abused individuals and how it depicts abuse as a vicious cycle:

In Umineko, "a witch" is typically a manifestation that's born from a person's horrible trauma (or from a person's "will" to overcome that trauma and escape from an otherwise inescapable fate). They're born from humans who have been violated in some terrible way and who are desperate to redefine themselves as something powerful-- something that transcends that pain, something that pain can no longer "touch." They reclaim a sense of agency over their trauma/abuse/etc by adopting powerful alter egos who blend fiction and reality-- but ultimately, it's all still a form of escapism.

It's hard not to see the similarities between how umineko defines "witches" and how mha defines "villains"-- especially with characters like AFO, Tomura, and Dabi who have all adopted trauma-based alter egos-slash-identities and who attempt to reclaim "agency" over their trauma in intensely destructive ways.

Like.... so much of heroaca is just "my trauma takes the form of a powerless child because that's how it made me feel, and that's how it still makes me feel even though I'm not a child anymore-- but what if you could see that?" and then AFO won't even allow that much bc he's throwing his whole afoussy into rejecting MHA's usual tactics for humanization and instead going "OH??? YOU LIKE CUTE KIDS???? YOU LIKE CUTE INNOCENT WEEPY KIDS?? I'LL SHOW YA'LL CUTE *rips his entire face open*". We gotta respect his commitment to the bit, I guess, but at the same time jesus fuckin' christ dude.😬

[stacotto]

I shouldn't be surprised when the episode title is, "The End of Hope", but.....fuck. I can barely keep my thoughts together as I write this, but, here we go.

Watching Earth House deal with the fallout of Aerial being the new poster child for the evil Spacian overlords was damn sad, Aliyah pretty much nails how I feel about it, though Lilique going "not our problem" is both a mood and unexpected (not in a bad way ofc). It was really sweet seeing Petra be nice to Suletta, on top of commiserating over their love lives, really added some nice depth. Her dialogue was Death Flag city tho. For those that care, the post-episode radio program hinted that she might still be alive, though just judging by the rubble she was under she might not have working legs anymo- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Clever.

Love to see Guel finally show off why he's always been an Ace in the making; my man faced off in his still school-spec'd Darilbalde vs a freshly upgraded Michaelis set to full power, and came out on top. Really appreciating his ability to use his drones, he's definitely the series' Quattro. Feeling bad for Lauda tho, dude just learned big bro just killed their father then gets the call at the end probably about what to Petra. Can already tell he's going to have a lot of internalized guilt over this happening because he skipped out on their date (for an admittedly important reason) unless she gets the chance to tell him otherwise.

RIP to the Earth House hangar and Chuchu's Demi, but I take solace in the fact that I called the Barding being her next custom suit the moment I saw the Gunpla images (obviously the Barding we saw in the episode was missing some details from the gunpla like the second head mounted on the backpack which is definitely going to be salvaged from Chuchu's old Demi but yeah, called it). Also now feeling the Felchu vibes, ya'll got me.

Speaking of new ships...why did I have to get so rabidly attached to 5nore only for her to get Anew'd literally one episode later, it's not fair. They were going to run away and see the things she drew then the rest would come later. It's not fair. 5 is either going to have a Guel arc or just go absolute villain mode, and I'm not ready. It's not fair.

Okay I'm going to ramble a bit because I have been absolutely normal about the fact that Suletta has been a rescue pilot for a significant portion of her life and that detail is only really known to those that read Cradle Planet but they absolutely showed that off right at the end because this girl is tearing her hands apart moving heavy concrete slabs because goddammit there are still people that could be saved and she did not memorize the canyon patterns of Mercury, learn to wield a beam saber with the precision of a scalpel and earn Eri's complete faith that if she said she could complete a mission in 4 minutes then it'd be done in 4 minutes for her to not put all that experience to good use. I hope her effort gets recognized. It probably won't, Gundams just attacked the school again and killed likely scores of students if not hundreds this time around, but she's gotta get some respect for this.

"What We Can Do Now" is a hopeful title, and probably another TitleDrop episode like "Not the Best Way", so here's hoping that it's either a breather episode gearing up for a descent to Earth or said descent episode proper. I mean, it's either that or Mio and Prospera coming back up to Plant Quetta to send Quiet Zero...into...oh no.

[vanosslirious]

BBS Dialogue Prompts #324

ʙʙꜱ ᴅɪᴀʟᴏɢᴜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛꜱ & ꜱᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀꜱ: [ 9 ]

SMII7Y

I'm on a loop!

Yet another prediction.

You're just throwing up violently.

Kiss me on the mouth.

All three of us fucked up.

I'm gonna shoot you.

Oh, there's fucking nothing in here, it's just an office.

I guess he had weapons.

Bro, you're gonna get us killed one day by doing that.

Oh God, he's making noise.

Bitch, let me play!

You're at the bottom of that list, buddy.

What do you mean, why are you sorry?

That's what you're calling these?

They're copying the technology.

That's not in the script!

Oh my God, you're fast.

Who's on the bike?

I still got it, fuck you.

I got hit with some bad luck.

FL0M

Why did the kid have a cigarette?

You're pissing me off.

I'm fucking trying, dude.

He is a paid actor, you can't tell me otherwise.

Let's go back down, dude.

Yeah, I just took the elevator.

Let me the fuck in!

No, dude, not like this, man!

Dude, I swear to God!

It's mine, it's mine.

ELILIKESRICE

I don't think that's it.

I'm out of ammo.

Let's assume he's dead.

There's somebody in here…oh, there's a lot of people in there.

I didn't kill him, I shot him, there's a difference.

We need to put him to sleep first, hold on.

Now he's easier to drag.

Yeah, that's what it says on the blue paper.

It just says 'hat.'

The chef, don't shoot the chef.

H2ODELIRIOUS

I’m going to let you get hit.

I hear her running like crazy.

I might be able to save you.

Please don’t hit me.

I'm probably dead.

Ya'll should be able to finish that.

I couldn't tell where you were.

You gotta be careful, because she heard me when I did something like that.

Why can't you leave me alone?

And then what, what'd you do after that?

CARTOONZ

There's more, I'm tracking.

They haven't moved.

You did, it hurt, like a lot.

I'm gonna give you protection.

Run past him.

Here's some good shoes for somebody.

He can't take damage while it's up.

He's a mage, so he shoots fireballs.

I think it's the guy we saw.

We gotta get out of this room somehow.

DEADSQUIRREL

No strategy?

Oh my gosh, he went right through the fucking door.

Yeah, he's not on me anymore.

Did he even see you?

I don't think he knows it's you.

I wanted to take a photo of you.

Oh my God, you scared the shit out of me.

I didn't know you were there!

You guys burned the fucking burger.

We don't have time for photo's.

VANOSSGAMING

Why are you saying that like Spongebob?

Our flashlights are very bright.

I feel like I'm being abducted by an alien.

You tried it one time.

Instincts, baby, survival instincts.

What the fuck is that?

Did you win the fight?

What do you mean you're sorry, you just got hit in the balls.

I'm beginning to see who's the man of the house.

Oh, look who died first again.

MOO

Have you shot anything?

I knew he was back there, I just didn't know what to do.

I'm so happy for you.

Let go of me, you dick!

We're off by one, we needed one more bubble!

I think I'm gonna report him.

I'm trying to be realistic.

Ten seconds, I don't have one.

We're never going to be able to do this if everything's in your inventory.

I thought it was gone.

NOGLA

That’s a maybe, I don’t like maybe’s.

How can you make it worse?

Okay, let’s read…

Did you guys beat the boss?

Wow, wasn’t that just exhilarating stuff

By the time we get there, your food would’ve arrived.

Oh, it’s like a little portal.

I think he went to get his food.

We’re actually going to fight, which is great.

They drugged me.

[lesser-mook]

If you read comics/ or don't. Get on NOVA (Richard Rider) The Human ROCKET (RECOMMENDED Reads 300% )

This guy Richard Rider has ties with The Guardians, The New Warriors, he's a Marvel Legend.

Yo, if you read comics/or don't. Get on #NOVA (Rider)

Don't wait until the MCU makes him trendy/digestible for normies and casuals.

All you need is V3 which is only #7 issues, and go straight to V4

If you got time like that? Go ahead and sample the vintage first 3 issues from V1

Ya'll don't understand how much i wanted to see Rider in GOTG VOL.3 with the Ravagers, and fight Adam

You have no idea. Nothing in Heaven, Space, or Earth could stop Richard from getting to Gamora if she was in a serious jam.

This guy Richard Rider has ties with The Guardians, The New Warriors, Sphinx, Annhilus' Nemesis, Cosmic shit, he's a Marvel Legend.

"Blue Blazes!"

Look at the difference, one he's confused. The other, he flies with purpose. Oozing with power.

Dude's origin is basically Green Lantern x Spider-Man

From a newb fucking up a simple bank robber detainment, to physically disputing a Mechanical god.

The guy's arc is one of the most underrated in MARVEL.

He started off a rookie, became a hero, made sacrifices, fought a war (multiple), lost a lot in those wars.

He packs a punch, a good kid. Good cast of side characters (Ginger must be protected at all costs).

THEN V4 happened.. he commands so much presence as the Apex NOVA. He goes from Planet to Planet just fixing problems. He shows up, kicks ass, and fucking leaves.

And because he's a seasoned NOVA now, he doesn't have that rookie energy.

He's not nervous, or clumsy, he now talks like a guy who's been around the block. And he knows exactly what he can do power level wise.

He's that guy.

It's amazing that this is the same guy/ confused kid in that hospital bed, not knowing what hell was in store for him.

I usually voted for Sentry, but ENDGAME shoulda had this dude instead of Danvers. PERIOD.

Worldmind is an OG, all you gotta do is read V4 #1 and you'll see what I mean. You thought JARVIS & FRIDAY came in clutch. WORLDMIND is it as far as A.I's go bruv.

[answersfromzestual]

When I first had my urethra surgery and was catheter free, I dribbled a lot. Didn't know why. Well, you gotta like push behind your balls to empty the little man! Like my boxer briefs were soaked until I looked it up.

It common for cis men to have this issue as well.

I also need to shake a little more than I've always been told?

To be honest I pee sitting down because I can play on my phone. And I've dropped enough phones into the toilet. I feel like it's easier that way.

Pro tip: when you pee standing up try to use the pocket to pee, or pull your underwear down enough so you gravity helps you. You'll have less mess.

People aren't kidding when they say this dude is hard to use.

S€x, I was also kinda bad at first. I had to learn.

And be careful with condoms, I wore a regular width one for 10 mins and ended up with a bruise in the shape of the ring around my member. So. Watch out for condom width. No, Trojans won't work if youre thicker, they are just longer. So don't fall into that trap of just running into a store to pick out some and think any will fit. Wrong ones hurt. Trust me. Measure yourself and read the back to see the size, make sure you fit. You wanna perform, you don't want to hurt or, just as bad, it slide off.

Alrighty,

Ttyl shabbat shalom ya'll

[maximuswolf]

Day 2 of 96 hours without wife or kids

Day 2 of 96 hours without wife or kids Yesterday I posted up here asking for recommendations for a game to play with a few of the games in my backlog. https://ift.tt/cAMsaTP overwhelming majority of ya'll recommended the Mass Effect games, so that's what I went with. Figure for those of you curious, I'd post an update for day 2.-Mass Effect is decent. I can see the appeal, but there are a LOT of bugs. I got stuck forever dealing with the damn Thorian level, kept dying for stupid reasons. I'd melee one of the zombie dudes, and literally wouldn't be able to shoot for a few seconds. The hot-swapping is goofy too, can't for the life of me figure out how to make my backup weapon anything other than my sniper. I'm hoping these aren't persistent issues throughout the trilogy, tho I hear the PC port for ME1 had a lot of bugs. The squad stuff is interesting. I like Wrex, he's a grumpy fuck just like me. I have no idea how far in I am so far, but I've been very tempted to just read the wikipedia plot summary and go on to 2 since that's the one most people rave about. But at this point, I'm committed. Hopefully 2 will have less issues. I'd rate ME1 a 6/10 at this point though. Story is pretty interesting.-I actually was able to sleep in! I went to bed at about 1am, and my dogs woke me up at 9:30, so a solid 8 1/2 hours of sleep. I'm sure the beer helped, but man it felt great.-Thanks for the people that were concerned that I'm eating, I certainly am. Took a break just now from gaming to prep dinner and browse reddit for a bit. Dinner last night was a burger. Had some patties in the freezer and a few buns, so took an hour break to cook up some food. Tonight I made up some chicken cordon bleu, i'll throw those in the over in about an hour here.-While I appreciate the random messages I've gotten since yesterday, I will say, sending unsolicited dick pics or asking for pictures of my dick is certainly not appreciative. In fact, that shit is NEVER appreciated. It's never happened to me before. Ladies, I am SO sorry ya'll gotta deal with that shit as often as I hear. Definitely caught me off guard. On the opposite side of the spectrum, got a message from a nice guy in Nigeria and chatted with him for a bit. That was pretty cool.All in all, been great so far. Gonna get back into it and figure out what the heck Reapers are. I'll post another update tomorrow for anyone that's curious.​ Submitted May 25, 2024 at 04:17PM by Tonsai https://ift.tt/YeGBivL via /r/gaming

[mrevaunit42]

THIS IS WHY I HAVE THE BEST BESTIE OF ALL TIME! KIND WORDS AND AN EPIC POSTERS?! PLUGGING MY STORY?!? See this why i love my bestie who is the most awesome person ever! Makes me ugly cry sob every time. Also evidently she's also been waiting for me to write horror so there you go haha. Not gonna let you down mae mae! and thank you so much for this amazing, incredible, just beautiful gift! I am def gonna find a way to put it onto a03! YOU ARE TOO KIND BESTIE!

You there, see this epic art? LOOK AT IT! LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL AND AWESOME AND CUTE MY OCS ARE! LOOOOOOOOK AT THIS AMAZING WORK! THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW TO YA'LL CUZ EVIDENTLY THERE'S NO GIF OF IT ON TUMBLR (Shamefully dudes)

I love my bestie but she'll tell you i am fair and honest and all that jazz. So when i say she's one the best artists i know you best believe. Just look at that beautiful piece she made me. She does all sorts of art and fandoms and oc work (even drew me my shifter/werewolf dnd character) and she's very polite, reasonable with rates and professional. I highly recommend her. HIGHLY. There's a reason i always reblog her commissions and offer her as an option to anyone who asks if i know anyone who draws. Look at it! LOOK.

Am I plugging my bestie in the birthday post she made for me? Yes absolutely but it's my birthday and I'll do what i want to. do i want to. You would plug to if it happened to you. Plus she gave a very heartwarming shout out to my story and I gotta return the love.

So thank you for all your incredible work mae mae! You reading go have fun and enjoy the day! The birthday boy said so!

Happy Birthday to my bestie @mrevaunit42! You're one of the best writers I know, your stories always find a way to captivate me and keep me on the edge of my seat.

Speaking of stories – You guys have to check it out >> Nighveil Springs << if you're a fan of horror and mystery, I HIGHLY recommend you give it a read. Just trust me. It's good.

Anyway, E, I wish you only the best <3 and may you have more birthdays to come!

[shellshockedgay]

Mikey Fluff w/ Shy M!S/O

A/N: I'm sticking with male reader since it wasn't specified and it works with Leo's. I used to be kinda quiet as a kid and I also have adhd, so please excuse the absolute bullshit this is, I'm sorry.

Leo's Outgoing S/O

Donnie's Sassy Crackhead S/O

-

Listen. Ya'll are ADORABLE EVEN AS JUST FRIENDS I-

Wanna talk about DYNAMICS.

Like, he loves to lay on you. He's so tiny, let him do it. He's only 4'10 I-

Like the others, when he has a crush, he can not stop talking about you, but it's literally constant.

"(Y/n) really likes this movie, we should wait to see it." "Jeez, Mikey." "Look, if you like him so much, just marry the guy." "..... I CAN DO THAT?!"

Immediately runs off to plan your wedding.

Literally eats the paper after to keep it safe and to make sure you don't see it.

The guys let out a collective sigh of relief when you two start dating, but the sigh turns into a scream because he somehow talks about you MORE.

Makes up words to describe you in nice ways.

Yes, he is loud and fast and amazing and your soft and quiet and just as amazing and you guys balance each other out.

You somehow manage to bring his volume down?? No one knows how you do it, but they absically beg you to stay at the lair.

Oh my gosh, but sometimes he brings you up a few notches and then the true choas begins.

Dudes got ADHD, ok?

Some days he's a ball of actual energy, next few days he's just kinda like "meh, I was born into this life, I didn't choose this shit"

During those days, he lounges around more, so expect him to really cling to your side. Also, his head can get mean, so just kinda hold him.

His emotions range on the extreme side sometimes, too, so he might cry in your lap, be careful, but shell scratches always calm him down.

He won't tell you, but you just being next to him helps calm him down.

He also won't tell you he has bad nightmares and most of them involve you getting hurt in some shape or form.

If he asks for coffee? He had an especially rough night with nightmares and got maybe 20 minutes of sleep.

Anyway, if his brothers try to pick a fight with you, he's always going to defend you, especially because of your quiet nature.

Mikey will deck Raph if he has too. No one hurts his boo-bear.

Unless your quiet but have a RAGING temper, then he just sits on the side lines with popcorn and watches you verbally obliterate his bros.

Kinda just goes "OOH, GET BURNED" from the side lines and laughs. I love him. I'd die for him.

Dr. Prankenstein and his lovely assistant are here to brighten up moods so get ready to be whisked away from an angry older brother covered in orange paint.

But you guys are always doing different stuff together.

For example: you come over to hang out, but you spend the time reading a book or coloring and he's listening to music right next to you and then like 3 hours later you're like "Ok, I gotta go" and he's like "Ok, I'll walk you home" and they're like "???"

But it's so nice.

He's also really good at reading emotions so he can tell the difference between your content quietness and your sad quietness.

You guys color together and it's so cute and it's his favorite thing to do with you.

He'll go your pace tho if he begins to over whelm you.

He keeps your coloring book safe as fuck in his room, by the way. He wraps it in plastic and sets it ontop of his comic books. That's if you like to color.

If you're more of a gamer, he never plays your shared game without you. If he does, he feels terrible and apologizes like 20 times before quickly getting over it.

Is the kind of dude to clean his room to impress you and it lowkey scared his bros because they walk in and expect to trip but nah, it's really clean. New bed sheets and everything.

Is always asking for you to sleep over so he can see you in your cute pjs.

ASKS FOR MATCHING PJS I-

If you text him saying you had a nightmare, expect him to not respond because he's already coming over, give him 3 minutes. *taptap* he's here. Open the window.

That's probably when he confesses to be honest. Like he's holding you really tight and he's like "No one's gonna hurt you, not while I'm here" and it kinda spills out while he's comforting you or he whispers it against your forehead and leaves a soft kiss when you fall asleep.

Also, he either gets 2 hours of sleep or 12, but either way he's still a ball of energy. Please expect insomniac face times at 3:42 am.

Calls you because he loves your voice, even if it's soft and quiet.

Dumps compliments on you because it makes you blush and it only makes you cuter.

OH MY GOSH IF YOU GET SICK, HE'S NOW NURSE MIKEY AND HE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

You guys come up with hand signals for if your social battery does or if your uncomfy, it's the cutest.

Has a habit of just... Holding your hand sometimes.

First kiss with you happens on accident. Mikey was dropping you off at your house and held your hands and gave you a kiss on the cheek and left like he didn't just make your entire night.

Brags about his first kiss being with you.

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This dude.

This absolute DUDE.

Oh my gosh.

Dude basically runs on solar power but it never stops.

He's always talking to you, even if you don't say alot back. He loves reading to you, talking to you- everything.

Flirty but in a cute, clumsy confident way.

Does not try to hide his crush but does get super embarrassed if he falls in front of you.

Like close to hiding in his shell kind of embarrassed.

So the guys take turns taking you home because if it was up to Mikey, he'd be gone for hours every time he went to drop you off. So when they get back, they're bombarded by Mikey asking if you mentioned him at all.

"Did he mention me?" "This garbage again?" "Raphie! It isn't garbage! I need to know!!" "*sigh*" "Did he mention my skin?? I worked extra hard to moisturize before he came over! My skin have never been this soft! Oh, what about my eyes??" "Mikey, baby bro, I love ya but please shuddup."

He's a chatter box, what can I say?

Anyway, he's good with reading people's emotions, he's just not focused on it very much.

Like he'll read the important ones: happy, sad, depressed, ect, ect. But he won't like notice if you have a crush on him.

He does, however, have a horribly written list of gifts you'd like for holidays/birthdays.

He's a huge gift giver.

Mikey'll hand you your gifts in private so you don't get all that unwanted attention on you.

He'd sweep you away from situations that end up making you uncomfortable. And I mean that. Like he'd literally sweep you away.

Like dudes got you over his shoulder and sprinting fast enough to bat Sonic the fuckin' Hedgehog.

But he sets you down gently enough to make your heart go budbudbudbudbud but quickly.

Oh my god, he's just always gentle with you.

Never, ever, ever raises his voice at you. Like he'd never yell at you. He goes struggle with volume control sometimes when he's excited, but if he's angry, he never yells at you.

And if he does want to scream he's like "excuse me, my dearest friend, for I am feeling strong amounts of rage. Let me go handle this, like a gentlemen, in the next room" and he leaves and you just hear him scream "fuCKINGFUCKWHOTHEFUCIAAAAAA"

And he comes back like nothing happened.

It's kinda scary, but ya know. Gotta get them feelings out somehow.

WATCH MOVIES WITH HIM WAIT.

Superhero movie marathons 24/7.

LOVES MARVEL AND DC EQUALLY.

You can tell his mood based on what he's watching!!

If he's having a slightly rough day, he watches marvel to brighten the mood (specifically Captain America or Thor Ragnorok because those are funny)

If he's having a great day, DC. Specifically the Dark Knight stuff. He loves the Joker in this and has definitely cosplayed him at least 2 times.

Mikey's the kind to keep spouting facts about what your walking all the time.

He cooks, obviously, (the others simply arne't allowed too) so he'd sit you down and make you a full fuckin' meal, right? And it's lowkey something he'd love to do. I can see him wanting to be a stay-at-home husband 🥺

His s/o works and he stays home and cleans, takes care of Klunk the sweet baby, waters the plants and makes them a hot meal and sets up their favorite things I-

I got off topic.

He's a great cook tho!!

Mikey's got so many talents: voice acting, cooking, hand-eye coordination. Dudes not the best at drawing tho. He can draw items better than people, so if he tries to draw you, please go easy on the criticism. He's trying.

He'd ask you out on a date, but it's like not that different than what you guys normally do, so he's in his apron and cooking but then he dims the lights and it's cute and he lite some candles.

SPEAKIN' OF DATES

He confesses to you when you guys are alone. And he's all awkward and cute and he's rubbing his hands together when they're not flailing as he talks.

And you're like "Ah yes. A cutie." because he is. Have you seen his face?

First kiss.

First kiss, oh my god.

Also on the first date. He's known you long enough at this point.

It's spontaneous as FUCK.

Like you're gushing about your favorite stuff and he's not even eating, just looking at you.

And you start apologizing for gushing but he's shaking his head and suddenly standing up, planting a hand firmly on the table.

And he just goes "Come'ere" and leans over, reaching out to cup the back if your neck and pulling you across the table and just kissing you. His hand moves down to your shoulder.

*ahem*

I got lost in thought, sorry.

Lowkey gets self-conscious of his green eyes sometimes. He feels like they blend in with his skin too much, but they're beautiful so.

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potentially some context for why some people really hate doc? at least my own perspective on it:

a good amount of us who've been on hermitblr a long time (like, here since 2018-2019) have issues with doc for a lot of reasons. a big incident was him refusing to believe that a friend of his was part of a group that openly harassed people on here for ages. he not only dismissed the piles of evidence but vague tweeted shaming the people who went to him about it several times.

idk if the particular incident is covered here, but at least a lot of the context of what lead up to it can be read about in aroaceacacia's "2019 talk" tag.

also in the past year he's vague tweeted because of me twice instead of just talking to me or others involved directly like an adult which now is hilarious, but oh boy if it'd been just two or three years ago when i still really looked up to him that would have been traumatizing.

i still enjoy his content, and i don't think he's a bad person or anything. but i certainly don't have the respect for him that i used to because of all this and it definitely is a bit annoying to see people act as if he's got no flaws.

- concorp

ah, makes sense! especially if you've had direct interactions with the dude that went poorly. i dont wanna comment too much on stuff i wasnt around for because i'd hate to dredge up stuff that ya'll might be at peace with but im sorry that happened.

honestly hard agree on that last paragraph tho, i dont like when people act like the irl hermits are flawless in general. theyre just people, who can get into fights and say the wrong thing just as much as the rest of us. i know of multiple instances of other hermits saying insensitive bullcrap and uve always gotta remember u shouldnt look up to some guy that plays minecraft as a role model, even if theyre from one of the more wholesome servers skgmek