#y'all FAKE lmao
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A New Wish is really bringing back the magic of the early seasons of Fairly Oddparents that the later seasons lost. I'm enjoying the series a lot so far
#fairly oddparents: a new wish#fairly oddparents#other people seem to like it too#disregarding a few racist comments🤦🏾♀️#like how are you threatened by a black 10 year old#seek help#i do think it's hilarious how perri (poof) went from one of the most hated characters to one of the most loved after one appearance in anw#y'all FAKE lmao#i am surprised at how much i miss timmy#he was a little shit but he was my little shit
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i get this sick feeling that certain leftists, especially white leftists, who are abstaining from voting or voting third party & are still encouraging others to do the same while being the loudest at complaining about "vote shaming" 🙄 will be the type, if heaven forbid trump wins, to suddenly go silent on them being far left & will GLEEFULLY turn in their neighbors a la the 1940s if only to save themselves.
they've made it clear that only certain types of genocides count to them, they're ignoring actual Palestinians who are BEGGING people to vote for Harris, & they've been glossing over how trump is bibi netanyahu's preferred candidate because they need to focus really hard on punishingnthe black woman. these leftists are death cult accelerationists who are okay with fascism as long as it affects those who "deserve" it, such as citizens of the US & Ukraine & eventually the rest of Europe should trump win, NATO gets abandoned, & putin gets to do whatever the fuck he wants.
these leftists are vile. i don't care that you claim genocide is your hard line because i don't believe you. say as much as you want on your privileged soap box but i'm not seeing you go to prison for not paying your taxes because last i checked ALL of our taxes are funding this so like it or not you're just as complicit & your shiny slogan words won't be able to cancel that.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE THE HERO YOU CLAIM TO BE. you will ABSOLUTELY throw neighbors, acquaintances, hell maybe even friends & family under the bus after a period of time in order to save your own skin & please the authoritarians in charge. you're a dangerous enemy.
you have no plans about how to handle a trump presidency & all i hear when y'all claim we're already in a fascist country is you saying that without facing any consequences & you being too stupid to miss the irony. you don't know what that word means & you just want to see this country burn while conveniently forgetting you'll be burned right along with thr rest of us. it's stupidly short-sighted. you're hardly a revolutionary if you're so inclined to suicide. please be for fucking real.
#us politics#leftism#third party#third party voters#jill stein#green party#reenacting the 1940s in the worst way#accelerationists#you leftists who are working harder to make sure harris loses#makes you as bad as maga#worse even because you pretend to care about human rights lmao#fascism#american fascism#donald trump#bibi netanyahu#trump is netanyahu's preferred candidate#where is the outrage over this???#y'all are fake af to me#you're actually VERY selective about which genocide counts to you#you're dangerous traitors#idc if this sounds over the top#you can't be trusted & you actually don't care#prove me wrong by voting for harris#people actually active & making way in your alleged movement are voting for her#stop being a coward#be pragmatic#but no wait we need to punish the black woman right???#y'all are sick#project 2025#vote blue
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#tw torture#tw body horror#tw gore#just so we're all clear on how much of a shitbag Jasper is#he pops up in like. chapter fifteen or something#at some party nat attends with jen#n it's heavily implied he knows nat is a vampire already and is going to drug and kidnap him#then and there by luring him away from the crowd to ~have a drink and chat~#but nat is too focused on Being A Good Fake Bodyguard For Jen and is like#no sir i have to get back to my post#come get y'alls vampire whump. then watch said vampire go on a well-earned murder spree#including nat ripping out jasper's heart and shoving it in his own chest to replace his missing heart LMAO#power move.....
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Hfjone au where ONE is never started because Airy found a bunch of cats in the dimension he was teleported to
#I'd also be kinda funny if he still teleported the “contestants” to the plane just to show them his cats#though i dont know if id be funnier if he had a social media account where he posted photots/updates about them#in all the photos hes seen holding them to the computer camera cause thats the only camera he has lmao#osc#hfjone#onehfj#theyre all named after nature things#like poppy and marigold#he probably also named one airy jr or somethin cause hes a loser#that was rude sorry#im not#he is a loser#WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME I DIDNT EVEN PUT AIRY'S NAME IN THE ORIGINAL POST#y'all a bunch of fake mfs yknow that /j
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this is the funniest line ever in fodlanverse
#DCB Three Hopes Run#like. you know she's shitting she'd never surrender. she'd fight and die if it came to that#also wouldn't just say let me go (looks at AM)#that's just ugh I'm being beaten well this sucks may as be sarcastic about it to pretend I'm not bothered#I mean what did you expect walking into a battle Miklan just died in???#ofc I'm gonna wail on y'all invaders in my rage but also LOL at him defending so well that#edelgard herself had to show up bc nobody could take arianrhod#imagine if she was serious though like i take this as she's shitting and doesn't mean it#but if she does then LMAO that's... so many levels of bullshit#is she shitting? is she serious? either way it's hilarious#who fucking invades and then when they're losing goes oh well i surrender lemme go#and like... i'd imagine she knows that? so that's why i think she's just shitting???#i'd expect her to fake surrender sure and then stab ppl in the literal back but... not real surrender#like a fake out tactic to try to gain the upper hand when it's her last choice
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Nancy pov is gonna hit with all the time put into it
here's hoping! at this point i've been working on it longer than i worked on the original fic i'm pretty sure. which is wild and not at all what i expected to happen. but i like it more and more every time i look back and read it, so hopefully it pays off!
#i had to go back and re-read most of it recently just to re-orient myself with some things#and i was like 'damn this is better than i thought it was maybe it'll be good after all'#so fingers crossed y'all agree#nancy pov#asks#anon#i'm also trying very hard not to share as many excerpts bc i'm afraid all the best bits will be on my tumblr before i get to post#lmao#celebrity fake dating au#writing things#kinda
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Oooh counterpoint to the idea that he fesses up that he's not her cousin. What if he doubles down and asserts that they have a duty to be together to continue their race. Like she maybe older, but she has had a lot less lived experience and so wouldn't know how to handle it. Especially if he skews it in a way of survivors guilt of "why else would they choose a girl to protect me if not to eventually have this outcome?"
Ugh so toxic and twisted to think about 😖
re: this post YEAH. EXACTLY what i had in mind with the gaslighting ahaha he IS so fixated on that whole "perfect breeding pair" mentality. of course he would be the MOST manipulative little skeeze to get what he wants. and we love him for it.
he's really good at reading people, narrowing down on their weaknesses and exploiting those things to get his way. now of course he does genuinely believe this is for the best: they're the superior beings, after all! it's what's best for them. and for the world. but mostly for him.
#we've done plenty of oedipus incest coded relationships so i guess it's time to add some fake cousin lovin to the pile LMAO#i cANNOT start another multichapter fic but my god#this au and the spare parts one are absolutely rotting my brain rn#y'all have been popping the fuck off with these ideas lately#i'm so inspired#darling anon#ask and you shall receive
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that moment when you’ve so many rewrite/canon divergence au ideas for various td seasons bc each season in that damn show had its cons as well as pros, and it’ll be fun to pick out the characterizations and the ‘what ifs’
#except for roti for some reason i cant think of a rewrite idea for that one rn#maybe bc i havent reached it in my rewatching spree#but no i've got my dashawan au pi rewrite that follows what happened if dave and shawn had kissed instead of the skave near kiss in ep4#(im so excited for that one ngl bc we get dashawn plus the sky and dave brotp which is exactly how i prefer sky and dave)#plus dave characterization other than being a simp smh (the man deserves at least that)#i can ramble abt this one for ages ill prob make a separate post for it hmmm#anyway moving on#tdi potential rewrite (or tda) involving duntrent and gwourtney after a gwent and duncney breakup (no love triangle!!)#all stars rewrite with noah (and several others) joining the cast plus potential alenoah??#(it'll be interesting to picture how noah and alejandro interact after noah's wt elimination lmao)#speaking of#currently rewatching wt and thinking of an alenoah au rewrite if heather actually did get eliminated in ep8 and ep13 was a fake elimination#or smth#idk yet i just got the idea ahaha#so yeah. a potential rewrite idea for each one except rr and roti#though im only working on pi's au rewrite rn#and i like the wt alenoah au but slipper slopes has given me high standards for wt aus lmaooo but i def wanna at least plan it out#i can ramble abt all these stg but i shall not for the sake of y'alls sanity lmao (or what's left of it fhjdkfh /j)#total drama#tdi#tda#tdas#tdroti#tdwt#tdpi#noahtally-famous#kit speaks#kit stuff#if i see hate abt anything in here i will not hesitate to smack a bitch (virtually) btw so dont even#(i've seen how nasty this fandom can get and lemme tell you it took a lot in me to decide to post this)
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I know spambots are bad but uhhhh
I'm about to risk it all for some Goddess Sex
#lmao no I reported them like a good citizen#But consider me intrigued#Also the fake age of 20 would be an absolute dealbreaker#But like it's fake so maybe they're lying#If any of y'all more in your mid 30s lookin for some goddess sex hmu tho
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POV: companion conversation initiated with Cipher Nine
Aka last night I stumbled upon forces beyond my comprehension and decided to screw around to... well, I wouldn’t call it incredible results, but it was pleasing, nonetheless. xD
#swtor#ch: tyr#apparently i have a silly little video editor that's real shitty at exporting gifs itself BUT#i can crop my captures with it and then make other programs do the crop work#anyway colors are fake and y'all are incredibly powerful#so naturally i took my fumbling new powers to my boy#gifs#dotgifs#anyway this like 2 second sequence of movement lives rent free in my head#you have an approx 85% chance of triggering this action when addressing tyr lmao#he's a good boy brent#adding this to my list of powers to expand upon over the summer
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You get a block and you get a block and you get a block and you get a block!!!
#personal#text#i'm on a blocking spree and i'm having so much fun!!!#block and report!!! yay!!!#you crazy fake ass so called humans :):):)#fake ass liberals :):):)#y'all are crazy mofos lmao go die
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you're a celebrity to me
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WWWAAAAAAAGHH TY TY TY TY
#*poses cutely* teehee#tbh i've always wondered what y'all think my follower count is#i might talk big just to drive away the Crushing Self Esteem issues (fake it till you make it mentality babeyyy)#but I can guarantee you I am no celebrity#not that there's anything wrong with that. have you SEEN what popular blogs go through on the daily? LMAO
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okay but the problem is. and the reason i don't actually id as ace. is that i have. ya'know. been sexually attracted to people before. two. to be specific.
#okay so in hs i thought i was demi which ik is on the ace spectrum#but there were some flaws in that logic. those namely being. i had never actually been attracted to someone before.#in hs okay. you need to hear me out on this. in hs i was doing like. compulsive bisexuality??#i figured out i was queer but didn't know how really so i was randomly picking all sorts of crushes. not just guys like anyone.#which is why fun fact to this day i still don't know how many people i've actually ever had a crush on lmao bc i'd even lie in my diaries#but i know some of them were real but it was just like. a little romantic attraction.#and everyone i had a crush on (real or fake for the most part) i was friends w so demi whatever.#BUT THEN. 2019. the unthinkable happens. dan howell comes out and i realize i'm a dyke.#it didn't actually happen exactly in that order but it's funnier to explain it that way.#anyway. like a week later i met the second hottest person i've ever seen in my life ever.#side note i'd already met the hottest but i have Sieve Brain and i genuinely don't remember how that went at all in the slightest#so the second hottest will have to do as my point of reference forgive me#anyway before i even knew her name. Salivating. insane.#and to this day i've still only been attracted to those two people. not even celebrities.#i don't know what “celebrity crush” means and at this point i'm too afraid to ask.#but i feel like i'm fairly old to have only wanted to. like. fuck two people. that seems like a low number. i don't know how this works.#and it's not demi if i didn't get to know them first right?#ace people explain y'all are smarter than me real#but it literally is still like i don't understand you people and your. sex. why are you like that.#rachel rants
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Season 5, Will strikes the final blow and collapses, Vecna is killed, we instantly flash forward. A much older El calls Mike into the dining room for dinner with their children, Terry, Eddie, and Will Jr. They sit around the table a big happy family. The children all smile to a grotesque degree. A horrified gasp. We assume the battle isn’t won and Will is being Vecna’d. Cut back to the present as the others desperately try to wake Mike from his trance.
(If we wanted to be really evil this would be in the finale where it could be plausible, except that implies Byler not happening until the finale which I don’t want, so I’m picturing a Volume 1 situation except we didn’t know Volume 2 was happening yet)
#some of y'all have written a much better version of this fic already but I had a vision#I'm talking full HP epilogue (I'm sorry I can't think of another example but like fuck her ofc)#except it's treated as horrifying trapped in the suburban life#this actually also works to fake out Steve and Nancy as well lmao#byler#stranger things#my post
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Context: me and Esther (@mixed-kester) were discussing about our yanderes from Ansy's Pen Pal event on @throwaway-yandere (gonna fix the tag with it soon oops)
Anyways I think Esther doesn't want to be with Dorian but I am perfectly fine with not having Wanderer yet hahahaha God help me if he finds out—
#🌸🍒 - navi speaks#;; I'll add more tags tomorrow its late rn and im tired lol#;; anyways i hope y'all dont mind the tags I just think its funny HAOSJSISJ#;; imagine having a fake alchemist on your tail and the other is hiding their existence from their yandere#;; crazy shit#;; .. okay sorta HAKSNSKSNSB#;; sorry Esther your (yandere) husband (Wanderer) is busy with a possessed umbrella idk what to tell you man#;; at least he aint on my ass and im not dead but damn imagine if he knows#;; terrifying thought fr#;; anyways time to get ur ass back to your husband and for me to get my revenge by visiting Dragonspine#;; if i dont come back in 2 weeks call the authorities /j#;; (in all seriousness my sleep deprived brain is speaking here and Im in a crackhead mood)#;; (very smooth brain and also somewhat sneeby wwww)#;; (thats all for my ramblings ill think abt writing about this shit again because like hell Wanderer is gonna get the actual me lmao)#;; (try harder bottom /t)
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Saw a very well-liked post about hating/banning tarot cards and occultism etc. and instead of being insulted I have to laugh
Y'all weak af 🤣
#'don't manifest anything you're not god' 'no satanism on my blog' WEAK#this heathen witch farts in your general direction#anyway for every tarot deck or ouija board you burn I just get another#i try very hard not to make fun of American Christians but some of y'all are such hypocrites#lots of y'all are cool don't get me wrong#but some of y'all need to learn your main man's lessons about tolerance and humility lmao#'your mystic bullshit is fake and evil but my mystic bullshit is neither' W E A K
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