#y’all dont know how useless

[ramblesbiab]

Sometimes the lesbian experience is accepting that there’s a good chance the hottest woman you’ve ever seen is someone you pass four times in a history museum and will probably never see again

[decodedlvr]

As long as I’m with You

Steve Harrington x You (short)

Summary: Steve wakes up to another bad night you’ve had this week

Warnings: hurt/comfort, talks of poor physical and mental health, doctors, suicidal ideation, medication use, drug use, chronic health issues, BPD if you squint, disabilities, use of the word “girl” x times, negative self talk, mentions of sex, angst, fluff~~

This is based off my own experiences and inspired by my pal Morgan’s version; feel free to check hers out

Tick tick tick

The clock strikes 12 and then 1, 3, 5am in the morning, no sleep no rest it’s an every day cycle. The same shitty cycle.

It’s a new year, but not a new you.

Sitting in your walker in front of the excruciatingly bright television screen, high as a kite, everything in existence running through your mind 100 mph, sometimes the weed helps the pain. Sometimes it induces it or even makes it worse. Right now it’s doing nothing for you. Looking over at your loved one sound asleep. You don’t want to bother him with your whines or crying. So you just sit there silence, tears rolling down your cheeks; while you watch some bullshit on YouTube.

Sniff Sniff

“Baby?”

Shit.

“..yea?” you say in a whispered tone

“Are you ok? what’s wrong?”

“Ah, you already know”, you’ve used that line probably over a million times

Steve comes along your side expecting a few dried tears, but his eyes widen when he’s sees the collar around your shirt bitten, snot dribbling down your mouth and throat, crouching down, he lies his head onto your thigh looking up at you, “Talk to me sweetheart”

“No.”

“Hey, I know you’re hurting”—

“GOOD FOR YOU! Congratulations you know I’m hurting, you know I’ve been hurting for fucking years. I’m glad you’ve acknowledged it unlike some people”you sniffle getting up in a hurry to take a piss as he follows with sad eyes leaning against the door frame

“I’m fucking tired, I’m so goddamn exhausted nobody will ever know what I’m dealing with!”, you say wiping your ass not bothering to wash your hands, “I can’t do anything I can’t run, I can’t jump, can’t go to the stupid, fucking grocery store without one of those motorized carts.. my back hurts, my fucking knees are throbbing, stupid fucking nerves won’t calm down FUCK! It’s not like I can get in the bathtub to calm my muscles down. Nothing is helping! No medication, no PT, no injections, no nothing! Why?? am I just resistant to any source of help or treatment? I-I can’t even lay in the goddamn bed to sleep. That’s all I have left is rest!! What is rest!? I don’t know what the hell that even is”

“I know baby I know”—

“NO YOU DONT STEVE, all you know is what you see. I wouldn’t wish on our worst enemy, my worst enemy to feel what I feel. That’s how bad it all hurts. The most evil, sick and twisted person in this world, I would never wish this upon. I just..”, getting dizzy you collapse on the bed sobbing into your own hands, then eventually into Steve’s shoulder as he rocks you, tears spilling from his own eyes—

“Nobody cares, nobody wants to help me. nobody cares unless I’m rich and can afford to give them any and ALL the things off my back, but I can’t. Even with the money you make it will never be enough to help the poor girl who’s too young to have any kind of issue. It’s “all in my head” I’m just fucking crazy. I could break my own neck and still be told it’s only from anxiety. Nobody cares just”—

“I care” he exhales

“It doesn’t matter if you care, all your care is useless, all your help is worthless to me because it gets me nowhere. Nobody’s love and care gets me nowhere. It’s nothing all but fucking false hope. Don’t you get that? None of you still to this day seems understand that. Stop praying for me to get better. It’s never going to happen. I can’t take it anymore.. I just wanna die! All I wish for is to die but, I can’t even have that. It’s like all of you want me here, to live and suffer for the rest of my life for y’all, it’s not fair, fuck that”, your trembling, body in fight or flight

“Don’t say that, you know I’d do anything to take your pain away”

“It doesn’t matter what you’d do because you’re not a doctor. You’re not a professional, you can’t help me get better.. sucks to hear but it’s the truth Steve..fuck”—

Steve’s really trying not to beat himself up over your words, he knows you’re in pain, it comes from a place of anger, frustration and fear

“I have all these pain medications I could easily take all at once, so I’ll never have to wake up in this position ever again. Why can’t I do it huh? I could end right here right now you never have to suffer again, but I just d-don’t; If anything, I’m the most selfless person for staying alive for YOU just so I can be alive but in pain all over again for YOU!”, your tone getting higher and higher in pitch

“I-I’m sorry.. I wish I knew the right words to say baby”, he’s trying his best to stay strong for you

“You’ve got to be sick of me, tired of me. All I do is cause more money to come out of your pockets, more exhaustion, more burdening, more crying, more everything bad for you. You already deal with your own shit. I do nothing but make your own mentality worse, hell you’re making your own self worse being with a person like me. A broken and useless excuse of a human being. You deserve somebody who can go hiking with you, go to the beach, travel with, who can do the bare minimum. Can’t even fuck you properly—

“STOP! Stop that right now” he shouts

You freeze because he’s never raised his voice at you, atleast not on purpose at such a vulnerable time

“I hate it too. You know it hurts me to know that you hurt and I’m sorry that I can’t take the pain away from you. My sweet, sweet girl I’m so sorry that nobody has given you the chance to hear your voice, to help heal you..but I’m gonna make you the same promise I make you almost every single night. As long as I’m with you, I will try my best with all my power to make it a little bit more bearable for you to be here, and I am so grateful that you are still here and choose to be here with me for us to be together. I know you hurt, but as long as you’re with me, I’m going to do my best to put a smile on your pretty face, beautiful sunshine of a smile because you’re my sunshine.. y-your smile gives me life did you know that?”

You nod. He tells you all the time

“I- I’m tired for wishing to feel ok for my birthdays, every Christmas. All the shirts and posters you got me for Christmas? I haven’t even touched them yet, you know why? Because the selfish person in me doesn’t give a fuck about none of it. The only thing I care about and want and NEED is pain relief and that’s too much to ask for isn’t it? Apparently wanting to be better in the world it’s too much to ask for”

“You deserve to feel better”, he says while his hand travels up your back to rub your tense neck, “You deserve to be free from all of this and I can’t give that to you. You’re not selfish baby you’re hurting. I love you for you. I knew what I was signing up for, and if I didn’t want that I wouldn’t be here right now with you. I know the sacrifices Ill have to make, the tears I’ll have to shed, the strength it’ll take me to pick you up when you’re down, but I fell in love with you, how you are, and who you are”

“Who are you kidding Steve, you don’t even know who I am. The real me. I don’t even know who I am anymore. I wish you met me when I wasn’t sick then maybe you wouldn’t be so stressed out a-and.. and,” you start sobbing again, it’s all too overwhelming

“Hey, hey look at me, no. I met you at the right time. You need me just as much as I need you. You may not think you’re worth nothing but you’re worth everything to me. Yeah you have a good and bad days..—

“I’ve had nothing but bad days for the past few months Steve”-

“I know, I see it, I hear it and I witness it, I may not can feel it, but at the end of it all, you still love me. You’re still here. You still want to cook for me. You still get up to brush your teeth and I’m so proud of you for still trying to care for yourself. That’s the biggest job you’ll ever have, and it’s been a very hard job hasn’t it?

You nod, as he nods with you

“Yeah, it has, but you don’t have to do it alone anymore. I want to provide for you. I want to take care of you. You’re my girl, you deserve so much and as long as I’m with you, I will try every day, every hour, every second or minute, to make sure you know how loved, how great and how amazing you are. How great and amazing you’re doing for yourself and for me. How strong you are”—

—“im tired of having being strong all the time”, interrupting him

“I know you are. You are so strong for being on this earth, even when you don’t want to be. I wouldn’t ask for anybody else, you’re it for me always. Will you continue to let me try to make it better for you every day? To take care of you?”, he squats in front of you, cupping your wet cheeks, kissing your forehead

“But Stevie.. you know you’re getting your own hopes up because nothing you do helps either and I feel like a piece of shit for saying that because”—

“I know what you mean, you don’t have to be sorry. I understand you may not have hope but I do. All my Hope goes towards you and it always will. You are the most important thing in my life. I’m not gonna give up on you, on me or on us, ok sunshine?”

..”okay”, you repeat rubbing your temples

“Head hurt, darling?”

“yes”

“From crying too hard?”

You nod, looking away in shame, “It’s okay, I’ll get your Migrane cap from the freezer and i’ll set your pillows up how you like, just sit tight”, he says it standing then pausing at the doorway, looking over his shoulder, “I love you”

“luv you—

“Hmm? What was that, I couldn’t hear you” he exclaims

“I said love you gosh.. shut up”, you barely crack a smile

That was enough to get him through the rest of the night.

[bayfuzzball7050]

SIEMPRE SE PUEDE PEDIR TRADUCCIÓN‼️‼️‼️

INTRODUCTION POST AND RULES 🔥🔥🦾🦾🦾🦈🦈

(Edit— 23/09/2024) I kinda got excited writing this ☠️

There’s like a worrying amount of text. I’m not sure everyone can gut how much I wrote 😭😭

But here are like the basics of my blog:

The name’s Andrés or Diego. Call me whatever ya want, idc

I’m a Trans Guy, he / him and if you don’t know me a they / them it’s ok I don’t mind that much. NO SHE HER IMMA BEAT UR ASS

☆ I got that dawg in me (asd) actually pls be patient im a little slow on some things

☆ Artist — I mostly make jjba fanart (currently insane about it)

☆ Art requests are currently open!!

I draw anything but nsfw/kinks, complex backgrounds, Steven universe art and proship stuff

☆ Writer (no fanfic here tho)

☆ don’t ask for pics you ain’t getting em

☆ if I use emojis, be aware that most of the time it’s ironic

☆ I make a lot of kys/kms jokes, if you’re not ok with this, please don’t follow

☆ i LOVE spammers, spam likes, reblogs, whatever as much as you like :3 (if ya want to like no pressure)

☆ if ya wanna be mutuals just ask I don’t mind I’ll just check yo vibe and that’s it

Art tag: #my art

Post tag/reblogs where I add something: #momazos diego

oc masterpost

brushes I use

BY THE WAY!!

☆ I usually don’t add tw (tho I dont post stuff with heavy themes often if I’m honest like I rarely do it) But if anything, be wary

☆ I also always have my notifications off so please don’t feel bad if I don’t answer a dm or anything of the sort

☆ please excuse me if I reblog/like artists who are proshippers, I don’t tend to check blogs before interacting🧍🏽(I’ve gotten myself blocked many times because of this)

☆ also like if they problematic in general like idk if maybe someone I reblogged has been in a big ahh controversy or summ so uhhh forgive me

☆ dni and fandoms im in below the cut

☆ more info abt me and my blog under the cut :P ☆

So, I think imma make(try) a dni list but ik it’s ultimately useless cuz like I can’t force ya and im not your dad plus I’m too lazy to look through every blog that reblogs or likes but uh blocklist ig???

It’s just basic dni criteria, but like if ya wanna read ig?

SHIT THAT GETS YA BLOCKED ‼️‼️

(some of these are oddly specific)

☆ zionists, racists, homophobes, ace exclusionists/phobes, antisemits (guess that’s how you say it???), conservatives, Proshippers, Comshippers, anti-anti’s and profiction mfs, LOL1C0NS AND SHOTAC0NS (KYS…NOWW)Transphobes / TERFS, SWERFS, and radfems, Transmeds/Truscums/anti-MOGAI mfs, Transid, “Transabled”, "transracial", Radqueers in general, NSFW agere blogs (SFW agere it’s cool I don’t mind), pedos/MAPS (I want you hanging on the STREET), Paraphilics in general, Misgendering kink blogs, kink blogs in general actually ☠️, Pro-ANA or Pro-MIA

☆ swifties.

Exceptions and specifics:

☆ I think Selfshippers / yumeshippers are cool thus they aren’t hurting anyone most of the time AND ALSO! people tend to think that transid has therians in it and no, I think therians, kinnies and fictives are cool

To be honest I don’t check the blogs of most people who reblog or like but- Ricky…Ricky when I catch you Ricky-

(I mostly notice when I get followed but uh- anyway 😻)

THIN ICE:

☆ Giomis shippers

Why? Cuz not all of them are proshippers but a vast majority is and giomis kinda weirds me out💀ik the age gap small but still it’s kinda….

☆ dsmp fans

As much as I enjoy the Fanart and maybe the roleplay was interesting I have like personal beef with the fanbase and creators

☆ Hannibal Fans

The franchise is fire but I also have beef with Hannibal fans cuz for some reason most of them proshippers

☆ MHA fans for the same reason as Hannibal fans

☆ Same with South Park

☆ Same goes for Homestuck fans

☆ Same goes for Steven Universe fans. It’s mid btw

☆ ONE PIECE fans, y’all didn’t do anything wrong it’s just that I haven’t caught up with the show 😭😭

☆ NSFW blogs (as in porn/smut)

ANYWAY

Languages I speak:

☆ Spanish (mother language)

☆ English

☆ A tiny bit of Italian

FANDOMS IM IN (but I forget sometimes 😿)

☆ JJBA (what I post about mostly (going insane over this))

☆ Yakuza (I haven’t finished 0 yet)

☆ Brawl Stars (slowly losing my mind over it)

☆ WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

☆ LOST MEDIA. (Believe it or not, im also going insane over this.)

☆ Berserk

☆ Madoka Magica

☆ ikigusare (best virtual girl band ever fr fr)

☆ Gorillaz

☆ Good Omens

☆ Moral Orel

☆ Dorohedoro

☆ My Little Pony

☆ Sonic fandom

☆ Undertale / Deltarune

☆ Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul

☆ El Cuarteto De Nos

☆ Azumanga Dioh!

☆ Vocaloid

☆ Project Sekai

☆ D4DJ

☆ Food Fantasy

☆ FNAF (grrrr I love fnaf,,)

☆ Emo / Scene / Scemo (I just don’t have money for clothes nor the patience to make a blog only for that 😭😭)

☆ actually like another shit ton more but I can’t remember 😔

Socials:

☆ Reddit u/BayFuzzball7050 (old account, permanently banned)

☆ Reddit u/BayFuzzball404 (Current Account)

☆ ofc Tumblr

☆ Wattpad and AO3 but we ain’t talking about that 🤫🧏‍♂️

☆ @bayfuzzball7050-art is my art blog (reblogs from here)

☆ …

☆ also I might or might not have a questionable side art blog (collect my shitposts)

☆ ALSO! recently opened a Pixiv :3

☆ And NOW I HAVE AN ARTFIGHT!

Dis me btw

[amaritypewriter]

Valentino x fem!reader SFW headcannons please?🥺

HII I know how long this took me I’ve been very busy but I’m done! I really enjoyed writing this since I love SFW and fluffy things so please Enjoy!

Valentino x fem!reader but not really, No warning just cute things, EXCEPT Valentino yk he’s his own warning and idk why I’m feeding y’all’s delusions 😒 (jk I love him to)

I DONT SUPPORT VALENTINO’S ACTIONS

- So you’re definitely his stress relief/favorite person. Whenever something happens he goes to you, something about you brings him to such a state a serenity!

- He loves to comb and style your hair (since he doesn’t have any😭) he puts multiple bows in it and does all types of things with it; and whenever you get even a trim this man literally cries.

- He gets matching outfit for y’all on special occasions and Velvette always has to be the one to make them.

- When y’all first met he thought you were just another sinner trying to get in his pants but then he realized you were so much more than that.

- He loves to be mean to you and call you stupid or ugly even though he knows deep down he doesn’t mean it but he can’t help it.

- He definitely has a thing for seeing you cry because it feeds his horrible desire to power over you and others.

- He loves to spoon you and he always wrap his wings around you to keep you close; whenever you fall asleep hugging a pillow he definitely gets jealous and replaces the pillow with himself instead!

- Whenever he gets to mad a Vox or Angel or Maybe he’s just stressed in general, he always complains and or shit talks to you about how useless people are and how done he is.

- He has you draw shapes with your fingers/nails on his head or back to relax him and gives an upset look whenever you stop.

- Valentino is extremely overprotective over who you talk to, he knows how many horrible people there are in HELL and he really likes to keep you safe. So whenever you befriend anyone outside he has Vox run a full background check on them and likely “takes them out” with his gun.

- Whenever you get sick Valentino takes care of you however something you can never get him away from is his work so he’ll send up imps to check on you and take care of you along with a small note apologizing for his absence.

- If you don’t wish Val a good night he won’t go to sleep and he’ll give you the silent treatment the next day until you make it up to him.

- He once saw Nifty out on the street with Charlie and he immediately panicked and you had to calm him down because he was scared to death

- Valentino cooks really good actually! He’s very good but he only does it every once in a while since he’s always too busy. But he constantly tries to teach you how so you’ll get the hang of it but he’s VERY impatient!

[ghostofhallownest]

listen idk if it’s worth the discourse but like…y’all remember in 2014-2016ish when queer infighting on this site was at a new height? how “activism” was bullying asexuals and aromantics and “weird” genders and neopronouns (well, except the “acceptable” ones)? how respectability politics turned into a reason to tell kids to kill themselves, or that being raped would fix them, or that they were straight/“basically” straight and therefore unwelcome, how “the A stands for Ally” was a preferred position to including aroaces in the LGBT umbrella…i could continue, but the trauma our own community inflicted on its own members isnt the point.

i think we act as though that era of purging our community of unwanted members under the guise of “activism” tapered off and was relegated to extreme corners of the internet. however…tumblr’s leftist politics don’t seem that different to me? the posts i see are reactionary, with little willingness to accept that even overtly bad things are complicated. they’re excuses to be angry and to have that anger fueled and validated because so many of us are angry and feel powerless, and posting feels like doing something; it’s “activism” as “spreading awareness” but…i don’t think it’s productive?

so many of the posts i see spouting leftist theory buzzwords are just…repackaged purity culture and respectability politics and are so far removed from the way the real world operates as to be useless except as ragebait.

it’s not only morally wrong to encourage imperfect allyship, it’s a symptom of gaslighting from said potential ally. anyone with a lukewarm opinion on queers is just as bad as the fascist who wants us dead. children refusing to cut their parents off because of their queerphobia and conservative beliefs are blinded by attachment to an abuser. “he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit” is dying out; if your dad is conservative but working on your pronouns and slowly working on your friends’ pronouns but he still thinks Reaganomics will save us all, he wants you dead actually and you should cut 👏🏼 him 👏🏼 out👏🏼 !!

everything that happens online is obviously 100% reflected in real life, so you can’t write or draw or even think that; did you know op of this fandom gifset is a terf, aren’t you going to delete it, aren’t you scrupulously checking yourself, it’s your job to manage who sees every single user’s content btw, and if you dont ur probably a terf or at least as bad as them.

idk guys. is this not what conservative echochambers also sound like? their radicalism is morally reprehensible, ours is pure and good and necessary, right? right? because Evil and Good are the only two categories and everything fits neatly into each, right? “the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor” as a badge of honor is funny haha but when conservatives get facebook brainrot that’s a symptom of conservatism and not something we could ever fall victim to ourselves…right?

god, im so tired.

[zh0re]

ok, i was trying to have a normal conversation with you until i realized you’re an actual idiot.

1. who the fuck is “y’all?” i am not a separatist and i NEVER said that. i asked you why you took digs at women who wanted to separate themselves from males entirely (the only people that truly want to do that and are not just posturing are lesbians).

2. don’t ever tell me to have respect for het women who have made my entire life hell because i’m gay. retire the “they gave birth to you!!!1” bullshit. i literally laughed when i read that. women CHOOSING to breed does not make them worthy of respect at all. can’t believe you’re a lesbian and you spend more time advocating for straight women than your own people.

3. if you knew how to comprehend text you’d understand that i said telling women not to partner with men is useless (the implication here is that i DONT DO IT). they love men too much to care about anything, hence why they are incompatible with feminism. keep fighting with invisible people though. bet het women appreciate your unconditional love for them

can’t believe you’re a lesbian and you spend more time advocating for straight women than your own people.

I advocate for other lesbians all the goddamn time, especially young lesbians. I always put lesbians first. I always put them first when I talk about pornography, I put them first when talking about abortion, I put them first when I talk about feminism too, I put them first when I discuss education - especially sexual education (cause you already know it's shitty). I put lesbians first when I talk about the impact that trans activism has on women.

Take that bullshit back right now, you got me fucked up.

[roastedpepper]

like you all remember the dread and horror everyone felt last time trump won, regardless of whether they supported clinton. y’all either dont know or dont care exactly how much worse its going to get for the majority of americans, maybe dont care if you think itll only happen in red states. the current state of affairs is very bad but i really cant comprehend how ppl dont think it will get worse and that slowing the speed at which it gets worse is useless. i went to jail for organizing under a dem govt and i can still recognize that my situation could have been much worse. like i couldve been killed or detained indefinitely which is what trump has said he wants to do to protesters and instead im still walking around contributing my time/energy/labor to mutual aid. do u see what im saying like do u rly want ppls ability to organize to take a harder hit….thats all its about, for me, the fact that a dem pres will likely mean fewer (not none!!!! just fewer) ppl dying, jailed, committing suicide and that means more ppl to participate in meaningful revolutionary movement. i dont buy the accelerationism im sorry

im not gonna post abt this anywhere else for fear of discourse but it rly does give me a migraine seeing ppl act as tho they’re genuinely apathetic to whos president

[the-stray-pup]

Jfc I wrote a novel in this one 🙃

[g0kotta]

Save yourself first

Mikey x gn!reader

Angstish, no comfort, SPOILERS for the newest chapters. Battle of Three Deities fight end spoilers and etc. Y’all know what I mean if you’ve read the manga. IF YOU HAVENT READ THE MANGA AND DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED DONT READ

You and Mikey were lovers, now exes. Reader is the second time leaper(?) traveler?

Character deaths mentioned, hospitals, passing out, fighting

You’re too busy saving everybody else, to save yourself

Eyes which were once full of life, stare into Mikey’s with emptiness. Your body was shaking from how worn out it was from fighting all sorts of gang members and especially from the fight against South that happened just a few minutes ago. “They look just like me” he thinks, as he stares at you, laying bloody on the ground, holding onto a wound that was deeper and far worse than he thought. It seemed as if all light that you once had, was gone. Like you finally gave up trying to save everyone. Mikey squats down and looks at your face up close. You had more scars now, he noticed. They were littering your skin, telling stories of the many things you’ve seen. You were taking deep and shaky breaths, fear was radiating off of you, but so was defeat, as if you were waiting for him to finish what South started. You were waiting for him to kill you. Get rid of you. As if you were a mere toy which was now useless. And as Mikey gets lost in his thoughts, taking in the way your body looks now, he feels himself slipping out of his mind. Something darker looming over his head. Taking over his mind, soul and body.

You close your eyes for a few seconds, trying to calm down your breathing. But it was all so hard. You were hurting inside and out. Tired from all of the fighting that you had to go through. You always put everyone else above yourself. Saving them from all of the bad things that were happening around all of you. In the end, you couldn’t manage to save three people. Your dearest friends Baji Keisuke, Draken and lastly - yourself. Though you didn’t really care about the last one. You felt guilt consuming your body, thinking about the two lost souls.

Grasping onto hope and believing that your friends would somehow realise that you need help too, you never tried to even help yourself. Save yourself from everything. Keeping yourself on the lowest pedestal. Hoping they would extend their arm towards you and lend you a helping hand. They never did.

Let it all go. The thoughts whisper. And Mikey does. He closes his eyes and feels his heart getting emptier by the second. Seeing you slowly close your eyes, slipping into darkness, his hand reaches his chest, the place where his heart should be and he lets out a sigh. He promised himself to save you one day. Repay for everything that you’ve done. But he failed to do that.

“Ken-chin.. I feel empty.”

Mikey loses himself to himself. As he blacks out, he doesn’t remember anything. He doesn’t remember killing South, hurting Takemichi, Senju disbanding her gang. He doesn’t remember holding your bleeding body in his arms. He doesn’t remember bringing you to the hospital. He doesn’t remember laying on the roof of the hospital, waiting for the doctors to tell him you’ll be okay. And he doesn’t remember going to the place he now has to call home, Kokonoi and Sanzu waiting for him inside.

And once you opened your eyes, body limp in the hospital bed, thoughts ponder in your head. Why did you come back once again? Why did Takemichi? What were you two thinking? Then memories come rushing back. You were killed by a Bonten member. A vivid memory of Kakucho holding up a gun to your head and shooting you, flashes in front of your eyes. A tear rolls down your face. This whole thing. Time traveling.. it was never a blessing. It was a curse. You lost yourself long ago. You were now just a mere shadow of who you used to be. And you grab onto the sheets that were on top of your body, keeping it warm in the middle of a, strangely, cold July’s night. You look to the left and notice a calendar hanging on the wall. July 9th. You were out for two days. Probably because of blood loss. You think to yourself and close your eyes for a couple of more seconds.

Mikey keeps looking through the window of his room. It was raining. Seemed the perfect weather for his mood. He looks down at the object that he was holding in his right arm and feels his heartbeat get faster for a second. A photo from a few years ago, lays there in his palm. You standing to his left, kissing his cheek and Draken standing to his right, holding up a peace sign. Suddenly his vision gets blurry and the picture gets wet.

[diavolosthots]

Ahhh I've been waiting so long for your requests to open again ! this may sound oddly specific but could you please do GN!MC going back to the human world then into highschool , but their parents are gone and they need someone to go with them to the parent teacher conference ? Demon brothers ofc. you can do MtL or teams if you think their reactions will all be similar. Thank you !!

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THE MENTAL IMAGE OF LUCIFER PRETENDING TO BE YOUR DAD GIVES ME JOY

THE BROTHERS pretending to be MC’s parent for parent-teacher conference

Lucifer:

And if you don’t think he won’t take his role as your father 100% seriously, you’re mistaken. You best not be failing any classes MC. If he hears one bad review from your teachers he’ll scold you and you’ll think for a moment he’s actually your dad. Hell, he even had his glasses and best business suit on. First impressions and all. “Don’t let me catch you slacking, MC. A good education is important and you’re not going to turn out like Mammon, living off of my money.” “Lucifer!!!” But honestly it’s just so funny to see. If you have trouble with any of your teachers though, and it’s legitimately not your fault, he’ll rip them a new one and they’ll treat you with the utmost respect from now on. 

Mammon:

So besides the fact that he is your second to worst choice for this, he also just doesn’t even try. He’s showing up in his regular clothes and chances are, he doesn’t look much older than you. “Sir, why do you look so young? This is a parent-teacher conference. You’re their brother, at most.” “Eh?! I’m older than the sock yer wearin’!!!” Oof. Yeah, don’t expect too much out of Mammon. If anything, he’ll turn this into a comedy show and you can’t catch your breath anymore from laughing so hard. Good luck. At the very least, you’ll find some humor in it. 

Leviathan:

Let him get this straight: You want HIM to act as your DAD? Your PARENT? Have you MET him? Oh but you’re literally his bestest friend and he’d do almost anything for you and sadly, that does include this. He’ll even put something nice on and get out of his sweats and gamer jacket! Sadly, that doesn’t erase the awkwardness, though. He’s kind of embarrassed to compliment you so every time your teachers ask “how are they doing at home? Everything good?” Levi’s like “err… yah…. Uhm… you know… studying a lot…. And…. very responsible… yeah.” And that’s the most he can get out. 

Satan:

Like father like son. Him and Lucifer both take this very seriously but Satan expects absolute perfection from you. He may play your dad but you better be the child given to him by God himself. No unexcused absences. No missing assignments. No test grades below an A. You better be a star student and if he even as much as glaces at a B or a failing grade, he’ll tear you apart in front of the teacher. “What did I tell you about studying? It’s because you’re always on that damn phone!” Okay, Boomer. Of course, all of this is meant in light heartedness ALTHOUGH he WILL lecture you if you are failing classes once you get back. 

Asmodeus:

Y’all thought Levi was gonna be the worst choice but WRONG, it’s Asmo. Although he looks pretty decent and is super respectful, the fact that his voice is so high pitched and he could pass as a 14 year old if he really tried, makes your teachers not respect him back. Don’t even start with the constant flirting. “Asmo he’s married with kids!” “So? A little affair never hurt anyone!” For legal reasons: he’s joking. He also always finds a way to make it about your teacher’s skincare routines???? Like?? “Mrs. Smith you wrinkles are showing… is it because of the stress? Never have kids is what I always say!” 

Beelzebub:

He’s… awkward… but he’s trying! Never would he have thought he’d be a dad so young but damn he’s trying. He put on his best outfit that didn’t make him look like he just came from a funeral/wedding, and he’s smiling and answering all the questions perfectly, although he did almost eat the pictures of fruit in your foreign language class, almost…. “Sir are you okay?” “Yeah I’m just hungry.” “Did you not eat before?” “Not enough…. I had only 60 Big Mac Meals.” Never…. Never take him back…. The teachers are still weirded out. 

Belphegor: 

Oof okay so here’s the thing: he’s trying. He really is. It’s just that all your classes are boring and why do you even need to know these things? As someone who’s learned these things first hand from the people that discovered them, he can say that 97.33% of all the stuff you’re learning right now is useless. “Excuse me? Are you drooling on my desk?” “hm….? Oh you’re still talking….? Sorry, your words were just so slurred and drawn out…” “I’m just talking normally???” “exactly.” Try not to laugh I guess but also… you can’t really blame him. 

[sazuka57]

Ok so if y’all wanna vote on this to help us F2P players out but don’t know what to vote, lemme give you the rundown.

First, the TL;DR: They're locking a popular unit behind a paywall and wanna do it again. You wanna say it's bad that he's a paid unit. That it's bad they're not giving us a free limited banner. It's bad that they're not putting him in the gen/parament pool. The Elite Fragments question doesn't really matter. The last question can be either "Yes but put him in the gen pool" or "No don't do it again".

Now, the longer explanation:

Essentially, Prome is a character in this game that came out in Japan ages ago adn was am F2P unit. He's not very powerful but he is VERY popular, and MANY people in global were looking forward to him...and the devs skipped him for global. Now, more than a year later, they finally added him to the game--behind a paywall. You have to exclusively pay to get him. He costs 20 bucks. He is also kinda useless in the game right now since the power creep is WELL past him. But again, he is popular.

They released this survey today and it's accoudn bound, so imma break down the questions and what they mean. We kinda wanna give them negative feedback about this, becasue this company has a history of chipping away at the F2P elements in the global versions their gacha games until the game is mostly P2P.

So first question: How you feel about "Promme" (the new unit) being available for purchase--tbh not great, but it's fine? Would be ok if they weren't exclusively focused on making more units available for purchase (they ahdded 8 other units--the main 8--into it, and are thinking of taking them out of the gacha, so...). You can answer it any way you want, but it'd be better if it's a flavor of bad/awful.

Second question: Promme not being on the free rubies banner--The free rubies banner a limited banner. It's F2P, sure, but usually on there for 2 weeks. They usually give us one of these banner for each new unit before adding them to the general pool (for the non-limited units, anyway). So in this question, they're asking how we feel about Promme being permanently locked behind a paywall AND not getting a limited F2P Banner. We don't like that at all. So for this one, please put that it's awful.

Question 3: Should Promme be in the general/permanent unit pool--This is the F2P pool. The permanent pool where all the non-limited units go and we can mess with after a month of their paid release. Yes, we want him in there. Please choose "absolutely" or some flavor of it.

Question 4: would you like to see Promme in the Elite Fragments Shop--This one is a new F2P "currency" they added, that you can either buy directly or get via watching commercials. The rate for getting said fragments is kinda low, since there's a whole pool of items you can get from commercials, and there's a max of 10 commercials a day. But that's fine, since it just means "watch enough commercials over enough days." You can vote how you like on this one tbh.

Last question: Do you want future units to recieve the same treatment--This one, honestly, it could be anything you want except the "to the letter" option. They can put him on a limited banner or in the permanent pool or never again in the shops. I'm gonna vote "dont ever do this again" but you can vote what you like.

If you got this far, thank you for the help! They forcibly locked this behind logging in when they got negative reviews “so they can root out the spam” so please!! Help us!! Let them know they’re shitty!!

COTC EN PROME PAYWALL POLL

the mods of the cotc EN category of the octopath discord made this poll to share with the community managers. if you are an en player, please fill this out. sqex wants to sell prome for $3/copy with no way to obtain him for free, ever. what the fuck.

[kaebedom-me]

AAA thanks for answering! im totally down for hedcannons (k+c seprate if u can) if you wanna write em >:))

and you're absolutely right it definitely falls into power play😳😳 more food for thought

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readers hands are tied behind her back while she grinds on her boys thigh as they watch her with a bored look!! bonus points if the riding is not enough to make reader cum so shes there shaking and begging for childe or kaeya to let her cum, for them to touch her, for anything and theyre just so SMUG like "hmm i dont know, you look so good like this baby shaking rutting againg my thigh~." AND "imagine what people would think if they knew how much of a filthy slut you are"

horny hours r strong GOODNIGHT 🙏

-🌻

If y’all saw me post this without the writing on it, no tf you did not.

n e ways, this one’s for all you thigh fuckers out there [blows kisses]

Kaeya

this is man’s thighs are literally heaven like have you seen them babies??? if you don’t ride them Kaeya will take it as a personal offense

Kaeya would definitely drop hints that he wants you to ride his thighs

if you don’t bring it up yourself, he will initiate a make out session with to have you on his thigh and guides you to grind down on it

if you suggest it, he’d be delighted! will tease you about it but won’t initiate anything

he believes in you suffering doing things yourself

if you take too long though, he will complain

“what’s the matter, baby? i thought you wanted to ride my thighs? hm? you wanted me to initiate? you can’t possibly be that spoiled”

of course, if you ask sweetly if you can ride his thigh some time after telling him you’d like to ride his thighs he’d be delighted, will not deny you

mans gets such a huge ego boost from you falling apart just from grinding on his thighs and he hasn’t even done or said anything yet

doesn’t do anything else but dirty talk and watch

if you’re able to get off just like that Kaeya will suddenly become very interested in fucking you

he thinks it’s cute that you’re so sensitive

lowkey, he has been waiting for the right moment to pin you down and fuck you but you rocking your hips, the expressions you make while you slowly fall apart, he just couldn’t take that away from you. he couldn’t stop staring either because, shit, that’s so hot babe

if you can’t get off like that and you start begging him, it’ll only inflate his ego further

because even when you’re sex crazed like this you still need him? he’s already thinking of all the ways he can fuck your mind blank

plays hard to get though, little shit, laughs at you for being so slutty 

“you’re useless without me, aren’t you sweet thing? can you even orgasm on your own anymore?”

Childe

i like to think, while riding his thigh, you get the perfect view of his like torso? especially if he doesn’t have his clothes off so you can look at him breathing through his tummy window. he acts like this isn’t turning him on but you tell from the way he’s breathing, you know how hard he is

never really thought about thigh riding? yeah, that’s a thing you could do but wouldn’t you like to ride my fingers instead?

opens up a new door for him, what else can he get you to grind on??

indulges you the moment you express that this is what you’d like to do

like expects you to show him immediately after you ask him? not cuz he’s eager but more he’s eager to please you

because, surely, this has been on your mind for awhile. so he’d like to do something you’d like! especially since you talked to him about it

“how long were you thinking about this for, hm? why don’t you show me how you want to get off?”

he’d have his hands on you while you’re riding his thighs, will not touch you anywhere you want to be touched though, maybe just your hips to keep you steady or to force you to keep grinding

will dirty talk too but he’d ask you how good you’re feeling from just this. ask you to tell him exactly what’s getting you off and makes you call yourself names

if you can get off like that he’ll tease you so much and call you a slut for being so easy to please. and will make you suck him off as repayment for using him

if you can’t, it’ll boost his ego too. because he knows only he can get you off

once he knows all of your kinks it’s going to be over for you

sure, he spoils you and will let you ride his thigh or even encourage you to do it by sitting you on his thighs 

but if he’s feeling mean? he’ll indulge you just enough and then stops 

you getting on his thigh thinking you can hold him close while you just enjoy yourself and his dirty talking. the moment the first sound of pleasure leaves your lips, he pulls you off

“sit pretty on your knees and tell me why you deserve this, baby”

[tamhrayis]

hello. do u really think EM will be canon? tbh a lot of people say that eren is gonna die. i would dislike such ending, but i dont wanna get my hopes up and then be heavy dissapointed :( what chance do u think EM has to be canon?

Hi, anon! Welcome😄

Well, it really depends on how things will turn out in the upcoming chapters (ch.137 and ch.138). I think there’s a high chance that alliance will stop Eren (since Armin is in the paths with Zeke), because right now it’s Ymir herself, who is trying to stop them by summoning previous titan shifters (+the okapi titan, who kidnapped Armin).

I believe that even here, Eren and Ymir have two different plans (if that make sense). Eren wants to secure island by rumbling and kill everyone outside of the walls, while it seems like Ymir wants to kill everyone (even Eldians too). Now she kidnapped Armin, because Ymir knows that colossals can be nuke the whole place (God of destruction y’all). However, Armin now can come up with a plan to stop Ymir’s will and maybe somehow make her stop along with Zeke. If Ymir changes her mind, the whole rumbling might stop without reaching Satrayose (aerospace lab) and Karifa airbase. After all, back when choosing who to revive, Eren himself said:

As we know, there’re no useless dialogues in AoT, so I believe that Armin will stop Eren by stopping Ymir. But the question is, who will save Eren then?

I can’t predict each of them’s role in stopping the rumbling, however if Armin has a big role in the final arc, Mikasa will have too.

As I mentioned in my previous posts, Attack on Titan does not support violence. Yes, it is present, but even for the characters themselves violence is bad and if they had other options, they would choose saving instead of killing. Apparently, killing Eren won’t stop colossals. Remember, cruelty is the thing that has started everything. If the king Fritz wasn’t cruel, Ymir would never become a slave. If Reiner, Bertholdt and Annie didn’t choose to be warriors and destroy the wall, Eren would live a relatively normal life with his parents.

I saw fans saying that if Mikasa kills Eren, it will conclude her character arc. Even if Mikasa can recklessly kill, it doesn’t mean that she will kill Eren so easily.

Everyone is telling her to kill Eren (even Eren himself), but their words are more like something that you would say about a cockroach in your room! You can kill it or just throw through the window. They are scared and they just want this whole situation to stop. But Mikasa chooses her option: save Eren and bring him back. That’s it. That’s so simple, isn’t it?

I know that it might sound way too hopeful and Isayama loves to trick his readers, but I don’t think that he will do it, when he got two draw 3(2) chapters of his own story. He might add a plot twist, but Mikasa saving Eren has been building up for quite a number of chapters. Especially, after seeing many people saying that Eren will die 100%, while now his chance of surviving is 60-70%.

Eren’s words are not always true as we got to see in ch.112. Eren can lie and surely can trick people, but his wish to die is not a command to his friends, but simply what he wants right now. Eren doesn’t believe in his humanity. He is a monster, he is a devil, but at the end of the day...He is just Eren. He is a human. Eren is suicidal, not genocidal, but he is making others to think that he is.

This is why he questioned Mikasa in ch.123. It wasn’t because he wanted to test his memories or he wanted to reject her, but because Mikasa is the only one who still sees Eren as a human. He knew that his actions will cause his friends to turn their backs and make them upset. He wanted Mikasa to answer him honestly and still know that there’s at least someone, who sees him as a human being. Of course, Mikasa couldn’t give a proper answer. Her bottled up feelings couldn’t come out at that moment. She wasn’t ready. Even now, she regrets what she did and will try to answer how she wanted to, because Mikasa knows that her answer would change Eren’s mind.

At this point, even Reiner knows how important Mikasa is to Eren. He said “I’d probably want someone else to handle the power of the Founder by now. And if I couldn’t...I’d want it to be stopped. By someone...”. Some fans interpreted “stopped” as “killed”, but in my opinion, it was just another proof that Mikasa will save Eren as she wanted to. Stopping is not always killing and in our case, it’s not even a solution.

Finally, will EM end up being canon? My answer is...The chances are 60% yes and 40% no right now. We still don’t know where’s Eren body and if he is alive in physical world. If they manage to find Eren, the chance of them ending up together is 80% to 20%. We definitely got to see the summary of ch.50 , ch.123 and ch130. The first two chapters had very important moments in EM’s history.

In ch.50 we saw Mikasa romantically opening up about her feelings to Eren for the first time. She thanked his kindness and everything that he did for her. In ch.123 we saw Eren kinda opening up about his confusion about their bond. In ch.130 we saw his conversation with Zeke (stan Zeke) and it was truly the first time someone directly saying that Mikasa loves him. But then we saw Eren’s response to his question “I’ve got four more years to live at most. Their lives will continue even after I die...I want them to. I want... for them to live long, happy lives”.

The thing is...Eren doesn’t believe that he is able to survive. But as I said, Eren doesn’t believe that someone will be able to accept him with all his crimes, blood on his hands and simply love him as a human. However, in ch.133 Mikasa said:

The only person right now, who is ready to accept Eren is Mikasa. She is ready to accept him with all his sins and to be honest, her words will be important in saving Eren (maybe in ch. 138/139). If Eren survives and starts a family after the rumbling, he will do it with Mikasa.

At this point, I don’t think that we need to have high expectations for now (until the next week and ch.138), because after all...we are dealing with Hajime Isayama:) However, I think that it’s very likely to happen. He did a HUGE set up for their possible confession (since the beginning of the series till now) and I don’t think he did it just to play with shippers feelings, because shippers ship someone for a reason, right? Especially, during the final arcs, he did a lot of reveals in terms of EM’s possible relationship.

Sorry if my answer is way too long. Have a good day✨🤍

[sasukesun]

i ship naruto and sasuke too and they’re my fav ship really. also i dont like ss as well since sakura was obsessed over sasuke in a harmful way to sasuke. but i dont get why y’all hate on hinata and nh sm i mean yes hinata’s fanbase includes weird straight men -if you get what i mean- but as a girl i love her too, she’s cute and pure i think. also i didn’t see a harmful thing that she does to naruto like sakura does. i mean yes you dont have to love her or nh but i dont get the hate... pls dont get me wrong im not saying a bad thing to you or someone else but it’s really sad that hinata literally does nothing harmful to naruto and she receives this kind if hate. or i missed a part that hinata does something wrong i dont know. have a good day! 💖

i don’t think she’s either cute or pure, i think her “cuteness” and “anxiety” is exclusively for male wanking as well as her whole character, i don’t like how she has no personality besides saying n-naruto-kun, actually, i don’t like anything about her character, since it revolves around naruto, i think she’s pretty annoying, weak, pathetic and useless, even more than sakura, she’s not selfless at all, only when it comes to naruto, actually she’s pretty selfish, she is a slave owner and not even once she shows any concern for the slavery on her clan, when she had the opportunity to do so, she used her time to talk about naruto’s big manly hands instead of her dead cousin that sacrificed himself for her, she didn’t try to help naruto when he was fighting pein, she went there to selfishly declare her love and die in front of him, despite him giving direct orders asking people to not interfere. i don’t care if she “isn’t harmful to naruto”, he isn’t interested in her, that should be enough to not ship them, he has absolutely no chemistry with her, they are no good match, and the way nh was executed makes the pairing even worse because it had to destroy naruto’s character, retcon his story, make him act more out of guilt than anything and steal tropes from naruto and sasuke, who are “only best friends” and “brothers”, so it’s inherently homophobic. hinata’s fanbase does not only includes weird straight men but also annoying self inserty fangirls, who are no different that sakura’s, and i dislike them, they only make her character more annoying and praise her for everything she did or didn’t do. plus, neji is dead thanks to her

[storysofmyown]

can u do a hc on how the brothers n u would b in quarantine? ik there would b no quarantine in devildom but yk dhsjsjjs-

Of course! And as someone who has been in quarantine since almost February, this was a little too real XD

Lucifer:

Oh? There's a quarantine? Time to be productive!

He goes full mother mode and starts cleaning the whole house while also making the brothers clean their rooms and help him up.

He doesn't use the "does this spark joy?" Methods, nah, he uses the "if it's on the ground it's getting thrown out"

That's how Levi almost lost one of figurines. Poor boy dove on the floor to save it a still has the scrap

Besides cleaning, Lucifer also spent most of his time doing the paperwork he would usually do at night.

This man went in strong and finished all the paperwork in 2 weeks and so...he was forced to spend time with his brothers.

Worst/best months of his life. He has never been so close with his brothers...and he absolutely hates it-

On the bright side, he has discovered new ways to punish his brothers in different, inventive ways. (RIP Mammon)

Mammon:

While some may think he would be from the ones that have the hardest time, he actually suffered from it the first few weeks and then he just...grew uses to it?

Tho, Lucifer did give him a hard time with his room. Was his floor always this color? Or did it change when you mopped it?

Also, how the hell was there loose change in his room?! How the hell did he not know about it!?

After that he offered to help clean the others room just so he could snatch any loose change they had.

Tho, the part that most bothered him of being quarantined was not being able to go out and go to casinos or get to his usual schemes

But then, he found a couple of online games that fueled his addiction to gamble

"I mean! It's a gambling game, with all the real life stuff...but get this! You don't actually have to spend or lose any money! Isn't that great?!"

"You do realize that also means you don't make any money...right?"

"...what-"

Leviathan:

This boy didn't even know there was a quarantine the whole time.

He thought it was weird how everyone was always home all of a sudden but he had many events, games, animes and mangas to care for to ask his brothers why they were at the house all the time. 

This whole thing did make him grow closer to his brothers tho. Since, he is basically the king of isolation (Elsa who? Nah, Levi) all the others kept constantly bugging him and asking him for recommendations of games and even shows to watch.

He has like 70 new records on his games and didn't even bat an eye when Lucifer told him they would be taking online classes. His response was just “Nice, less people!”

Which got a whine out of Asmo who is so touch starved

The day Lucifer announced the quarantine was over everyone was happy except for Levi who just ???

“There was a quarantine going on?”

“You are a useless otaku, you know that-”

“SHUT UP MAMMON”

Satan:

This man went into quarantine with a whole ass library worth of unread books and he came out being able to recite them like old poetry, learned 6 languages (without including morse code), is basically a chef at this point, has a whole ass youtube channel to debunking stupid theories he saw on the internet and knows how to play violin, piano, and the flute.

He wasted zero seconds being stuck in that house. He used them all to gain knowledge.

He even started to read some mangas from levi just because he had read ALL of his books at least twice and he wouldnt be getting any new because he couldn't leave to go to the library.

Tho, his and Lucifer’s relationship got better...and worse at the same time.

The two spent so much time stranded with one another they are physically sick of seeing the others face. Satan literally put a spell on Lucifer so that he wouldn't be able to see him for a whole day. He was grounded an entire month.

Being grounded from the stuff he liked to do ended up making him have to play along with his brothers ideas. Which only gave Lucifer more headache. Satan 1 - Lucifer 0.

Asmo:

“DEAR LORD THIS TORTURE!”

“It hasn't even been 3 days-”

“AND YET I HAVE LOST SUBS, BEEL! This is all because the lightning in this house is LESS than ideal for my beautiful skin!”

This poor demon has never been as touch starved as he is during the whole process.

He is constantly whining about how he just wants to be hugged and held. It makes all the brothers sick of hi by the third day. Tho, he does manage to get some hugs a day from them! Even from Levi the reclusive.

Also, you KNOW this man made himself an only fans account.

He got so fucking popular on it even Diavolo heard of it...which obviously meant Lucifer found out and close the account.

“Eeeeeh?! But what about my fans?! They cant possibly survive this quarantine without my precious face!”

“I’m sure they will manage.”

“You are so mean! Where am i going to get from the attention and compliments I deserve?”

“You literally compliment yourself every 2 seconds in front of the mirror.”

“It’s not the same, Belphegor!”

Also, this boy did so many g=face masks and shit he basically came out shinning-

Beel:

This poor boy gets in trouble so much. But he cant help himself! he gets hungry and being able to just...get up and go into the kitchen is a possibility he is not about to throw away!

Like! How is he supposed to resist?!

Besides! It was Lucifer’s fault for buying a month worth of groceries knowing Beel would be around. They didn't last an hour.

On the other hand, has actually been working out quite a lot.

And! Boy even managed to convince Levi to work out with him as well!

Granted, Leviathan didn't make it 10 minutes in, but it was fun for Beel to instruct his brother! : D

Beel actually would be one of the less that suffered during the whole time. Yes he missed going out and tasting new restaurants. But he loves his family and enjoys spending time with them quite a bit!

Belphegor:

He literally slept trough the whole thing.

The day it started he looked at Lucifer and went “Welp, i’m going to hibernate. Wake me up when its over.”

Lucifer only rolled his eyes...but almost a week later he realized that Belphegor was being serious about not waking up at all-

So, Beel was instructed to wake him up.

He was in a bad mood for being woken up, and groggy the rest of the day. But after that, he started to spend a lot of time with both Asmodeus and Leviathan playing games.

He even managed to win against Levi once!

Also, Belphegor spent the whole time procrastinating on doing any chores Lucifer gave him. Clean his room? Good luck waking him up. Do the laundry? Awe, too bad Beel ate the detergent. Help Satan on the kitchen? He almost burned Mammon in the process because he feel asleep watching over boiling water. 

Bonus on one of my Mc’s just because I can

During this whole thing I can see my Mc, Amaria,driving Satan crazy! She wouldn't leave his side at all XD. She would also be constantly helping Mammon, Belphie, and Satan on their pranks on Lucifer

Hope y’all enjoyed those little headcanons! I dont know if this is exactly what you wanted but I had fun with it! Stay safe people!

[hamburgerhelpersotherhand]

Infatuation P8

Joe Goldberg x Reader x Love Quinn

Warnings: a lying bitch and a writer who hates writing warnings because they spoil what’s to come

Notes: James Elkins, a fairly well known art historian, once wrote “Love would be the state in which I hunt a hunter or fall prey to prey” (The Object Stares Back, 1996). This is a quote I reflected on a lot while writing this series, though I’d still say they dont feel connected. I had to read the book for class so y’all have to deal with my bs

I barely managed to sleep last night.

I’m so incredibly tired. My eyes are heavy and I’m having trouble keeping my focus.

Snap.

Love is in front of me, snapping her fingers. I’ll give her my attention soon, but I’m caught in a thought.

That car from last night. I wonder who it was... I think I’ve seen that specific car before. That or the lack of sleep is getting to me and I’m seeing things.

Snap.

I blink repeatedly and then set my sights straight onto Love’s face.

“We open soon. Are you alright? You’re really out of it.” Love asks.

“Yeah, I’m alright.” I smile reassuringly. ”I’ve just been having trouble sleeping.”

Love runs a finger across my forehead. It tingles. She searches my sleep deprived eyes for a moment.

“I understand.” Love smiles back, her worry still woven in there. “How about you come sleep at my place tonight?”

That sounds like a great idea. How long has it been since we slept together? Far too long.

“Sounds like a plan.” I lean forward and place a gentle kiss onto her lips. She shares the same sentiment and we reluctantly part ways a moment later.

Love is still on my mind as I pack up last week’s display. Ah, how I yearn to entangle myself with her. I’m... beginning to fantasize while noting down the amount of unsold copies of the display we have left. I feel weird. Like, a little bothered, maybe. Not because fantasizing about your girlfriend in the open while at work is inappropriate but... I mean, it’s not professional, but that’s not the point. What I’m trying to say is... you’re there. You’re on my mind too— somehow.

In my deepest thoughts, you’re there... sandwiched between us. She loves you so much, you know that? You’re good for her too— you can be good for us.

The familiar jingle I’ve heard oh so many times takes me out of my thoughts. The world around me clears up and I eagerly look around.

You’re not here. I think I’m starting to hear things.

I finally shake you from my mind and store the boxes in storage.

~

Love prepared a delicious meal, as no surprise to anyone. We spent most of the evening talking. Mostly about useless things, like the next colour for the bathroom. Personally, I favour a blue tone. Love seems to want something black and white.

“Zebra print?” I say.

“No! That would actually look awful!” She laughs and almost spills her drink in the process.

“Hey, watch it! I like this shirt.”

“Can I tell you something?” She asks.

“Yeah, whatever you’d like.” I answer, sitting up to listen carefully.

She points to my chest and speaks. “I really don’t like that shirt.”

“I’m hurt.” I feign sadness and she sips her drink.

“—No no, I mean-“ Love gulps before continuing with a softer tone. “-maybe you should take it off?” She raises her eyebrows and I catch on.

“Ooh. Yeah- yeah, sure.” I smile widely and she sets down her drink. Love leans in and kisses me gently, something sweet still on her lips. I can feel my brain already melting as I lean forward as well.

rrRRING.

It’s her phone. Love seems reluctant in her next kiss. I pull her in more, my hands snake themselves around her back.

rrrRRRING.

Now she completely pulls away from me, pushing me aside as she grabs for her phone.

“I’m sorry— it might be Forty.” She pleas as she accepts the incoming call. Again with Forty, huh? He’s starting to seem like more trouble than he’s worth.

“Hey, Y/N.”

I perk up at the name, but I pretend my attention is elsewhere. I pick up our empty plates. I can’t hear what you’re saying, but I see that Love is listening intently.

As I make my way to the kitchen, Love speaks.

“But why? You just came back.”

I quickly and quietly set the plates down and walk back to the living room. I stand by the archway and continue to listen. It doesn’t sound good.

“You can’t. Y/N-“ She’s desperate and I can only imagine what you’re saying on the other end.

Love takes her phone away from her ear and looks at it. “Are you kidding me?” She mumbles before tossing it onto the floor.

“What happened?” I ask, walking into the room and standing by her side.

She reluctantly answers, a pained expression crossing her face. “Y/N. She’s leaving again.”

“Did she tell you why?” I ask quickly, sounding a little too interested.

“No, she didn’t tell me why.” Love leans forward so I can’t see her face, but I can tell in her voice that she’s holding back tears.

“Love,” I sit next to her and place my hand on her back. “It’s alright.”

“No, Will. It’s not alright.” She squeezes her stomach. “I worked so hard to make her comfortable. I’m gonna sound crazy but I thought I finally had her back.” Love quickly places her hand over her mouth in a worrying motion.

“Let me get you some water, okay?” I say, noticing her trembling state. She looks like she’s either going to be sick or start crying.

“I’m going to her apartment.” Love states before attempting to get up. I latch onto her arm and pull her back down onto the sofa.

I speak quickly, grabbing her half empty drink and standing up. “I’ll go. You look like you might throw up. How many drinks have you had?”

“I don’t know... ugh, fine.” She replies meekly and I leave for the kitchen.

Y/N, I thought you were better than this. This is like breaking up over a text, it’s feral. You even hung up on her when she wanted answers. What has you so scared?

Well... You’re not allowed to run from your problems anymore.

~

After bringing Love a glass of water and making sure she made it to her bed, I let her know I’d take care of it.

Love told me to talk you down from this. Apparently, you sounded very frantic in the call.

I’m parked in my car, across the street from where you’re packing up. I can see it in your lit window. You’re moving quickly.

I fix my cap on my head and continue to watch as you disappear from view.

Soon, your light gets turned off. My queue. I step out of the car and wait for you to exit the building.

When I see you open the door, step out with your luggage, and turn to lock up again, I jog across the street.

“Y/N-“

“AH!” You turn around quickly, knees glued together and almost causing you to topple down the steps. “Oh, gosh. You s-scared me.” You fumble with your keys and quickly turn to lock the door.

“Sorry, uhh... what’s the luggage for?” I hum casually.

“I-I’m going on a-a trip. A s-small one.” You feign a smile and scoot passed me. You’re still a liar. A horrible one too.

“Thats not what you told Love.” I say, following behind you.

You’re not saying anything anymore, just rolling your stupid luggage. It doesn’t even have a bell on it.

You’re being childish right now.

“Why would you lie?” I say.

You spin yourself around quickly. “Why would YOU lie?”

Oh.

Oooh. I get it.

We stare into each other’s eyes for a bit. I’m not moving, but you’re shaking like a leaf. You know, and I can tell you regret saying anything.

You turn around again to continue walking at your ridiculously fast pace but— I’m not sure what came over me... I grabbed your forearm and yanked you back. You let out a squeak and throw your luggage into my knee, knocking me off balance for a moment.

I hear an engine start and quickly spot two red lights. It’s a car. A black car, to be more exact.

Fucking perfect.

You try to bolt away, but I don’t let go and instead, pull you into me. I... I don’t know why I’m not letting go. I’m making this worse.

You’re already fully sobbing, it’s actually pretty loud, and you’re trying to hit me. I grab hold of your nose and cover your mouth, pulling you closer into my chest the more you struggled and kicked the air. Your dainty hands are trying to pry my arms away, but you’re growing weak. My focus, however... is on the car.

It pulls out of its parking spot and doesn’t waste any time driving off. Who the hell is that? Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, FUCK.

The lack of oxygen is finally getting to you. You’re letting out muffled screams now, further wasting whatever energy you have left.

I rest my head into the crook of your neck and you finally begin to settle down. I’m tense, angry. I’d like to think it isn’t your fault, but I have a feeling you know who was in that car.

I’m now realizing, as you start to go limp in my hold, I’ve probably made better choices in the past.