#y’all are something else

[wildheartscantbebrokenx]

You’ll go on socials for 5 seconds and read a post that says “I’m obsessed with this man I want to rub his cum on my gums like it’s cocaine” chileeeeee

Like it’s WHAT

[antvnger]

I’d regret my life choices.

Like I’m doing right now regarding those asks that got this ball rolling.

[sonofarathorn]

LMAO these reaction photos 😂. I am definitely saving some of these. Thanks for reading ♥️

return the favor

Pairing: Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw x Reader

Word Count: 2.9k

Warnings: Fem!Reader. Mentions of Pregnancy. Reader and Bradley Have A Son. Dilf!Bradley. Oral Sex (m! receiving). Dirty Talk. Domesticity. 

Summary: He’d traded flight suits and fatigues for sweatpants and a t-shirt. And despite the fact that both items of clothing tended to get covered in spit-up by the end of the day, he still managed to make them look sexy. You wanted him every time you saw him, and judging from the little smirk Bradley wore whenever he caught you staring for a beat too long, he knew it too.

A/N: Honestly, I blame @withahappyrefrain​, @ouralcohol​, and Bud Light for this. 

Little Nicholas “Nicky” Bradshaw came into the world kicking and screaming. Though he chose to make his grand entrance at around 3:30 AM on a quiet Thursday night, he was hell-bent on letting the whole world know about it. And so, with a whirlwind of forms, bills, and the shrill cries of the darling baby boy, you and Bradley were thrust into the throes of parenthood.

You both handled it well, or as well as you could for first timers. Working as a team to tackle midnight bottles, blowouts, spit-up and the frequent sleepless nights. You’d settled into an easy rhythm over the past seven weeks. Bottles every 2-3 hours. Naps in-between. Diaper changes. A little tummy-time when Nicky would tolerate it. 

Day in. Day out.

You were worried the Navy-issued twelve weeks of parental leave would make Bradley squirrely– the repetition would become tedious–but here you were more than half-way through, and you hadn’t heard him complain about a thing. 

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[meiliem1619]

It was my BB’s bday.

It is my BB’s bday everyday.

[valoale]

I needed to remind myself that this is a drarry blog

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

i spend all day thinking of the news that there was a pogrom in amsterdam on the eve of the anniversary of kristallnacht. i watch goyim excuse it because a few jewish people there were bigoted. i watch other jews emphasise that bigotry is never excusable, but neither is targeted violence. i watch other goyim use fake translations to lie to try to excuse it more. some sources say it was premeditated anyway. i think of nana - my great grandmother who fled after a pogrom - and how the family always mentions in hushed voices the trauma she carried for the rest of her life. i put my phone down and i begin preparing for shabbos. i thank Hashem for wine. for bread. for shabbos. i watch my candles glow as i look at the kiddush cup that’s almost entirely tarnished with age from being passed down i don’t know how many generations. my hebrew name bears the names of my father and grandfather. i chose it myself to carry them with me because they didn’t live long enough to see my bat mitzvah. my rabbi said the name fits me because it means “Gd brings comfort”. i’ve said my prayers. i don’t feel the comfort at all

[fizzytoo]

3 days and 2 nights in San Myshuno!

Thank you for accepting out invitation to showcase your work at our Gallery. The Airbnb we've set up for you and your family is in convenient walking distance of the Gallery and several local attractions! We can't wait to see you at the showcase.

-Casbah Gallery

[lambmotifz]

i love when he looks at sam like he wants to sink his teeth into him and never let go

[bodega-catto]

[confirmeddead]

I’m seeing the fandom slow down right now, which could mean one of two things:

1. Eric will post an old selfie with Assad

2. Actual S3 news

[emily-mooon]

​You’ve seen MLP and Muppet Byler, now get ready for Care Bears Byler!

[turtleblogatlast]

imo Leo has every right to be prideful about his appearance because if I had red stripes over my eyes, I’d make my face a personality trait too

[mazojo]

Anyways XO Kitty love interests summarized

Dae

Min Ho

Yuri

[welcome-leon]

stressed about the US election? there is a solution! Leon S Kennedy whimpering

[technicalgator]

Me too Engi

[skyshroom]

Would Lucy reviving the rats have taken away the XP the Rat Grinders got for killing them is that anything I’m not sure of the rules/mechanics? Like was she trying to weaken them or was it strictly an act of mercy on her behalf? or a mixture of both?