#y’all are funny as fuck

[fruitbasketball]

wellll…… ummmm…….. you see………. you be cussing the people out and if i were to send in like funny ask but you thought it was dumb that would terrify me

oh LMAOOOOOOO

i’m only cussing y’all out if you say some GENUINELY stupid shit

or if it’s any disrespect to paige or uconn

[galactic-marvelettes]

What I find absolutely hysterical is all the grown ass adults on Twitter coming after me because I told them to stop bullying Rachel.

Y’all really out here beefing with a batshit crazy 27 year old? I’m stubborn and my frontal lobe isn’t fully developed. What’s your excuse? 😂

[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #9

When Phantom joined the Justice League, he wasn’t prepared to be approached by Batman of all people. He had been warned to not take everything Batman says to you personally, but that he was a great hero.

Batman had a request. A simple one, at least according to Batman. He asked Phantom to meet an anti-hero who had come back from the dead and had some … nasty side effects.

Phantom, intrigued, agreed. Batman set a time and place, and Phantom showed up. But, Phantom thought Batman had said the one in the red helmet was the undead.

He doesn’t understand why everyone freaks out when Phantom approaches the vigilante with half a cowl dressed in black and red. This boy reeked of death, did Batman seriously not know?

[aesthetic-uni]

Misha Collins is the funniest straight man ever. He’s the only person to arguably queerbait in real life. He had to come out as a straight. He was told by WB to just stay bisexual. He’s living every homophobe’s nightmare scenario but the only difference is that everyone actually loves it for him

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

that just confirmed what i already knew which is that i never ever ever want to see them kiss like even that was way too much for me i kept saying “ew” and covering the screen. girl back tf up. their faces should never be that close together on god’s internet.

[charmstrangebeauty]

Joe Locke making a bunch of ‘I hate Marvel’ jokes on Heartstopper and releasing it four episodes into Agatha All Along (the queer MCU renaissance that he stars in) is peak comedy, 10/10 no notes

[wolvesandshine]

Okay okay listen we all know that regulus was the “good kid” - the one who never spoke up, the one who took punishment with no argument, the one who always kept his head down and did what he was told to survive in that house

But listen the thing about these good kids is that they have a limit. And when they finally finally reach it they fucking snap. You thought Sirius was bad? Oh Regulus is just getting started. He kills his dad. Poisons his mom and gifts her with a long slow and painful death. Figures the dark lords horcruxes and kills one of them - all while writing a fuck you letter to him to remind him he was bested by a 17 year old.

After all it’s always the silent ones you need to watch out for

[tariah23]

oooooo white people in my replies really saying ‘I can excuse racism but I draw the line at homophobia’

Not surprised since this is the site that only talks about racism and thinks it’s a big deal when they see it demonstrated in the cartoons and comics they like *coughs* dungeonmeshi *coughs* (for example at least. I haven’t seen THIS many white ppl talk as in depth about racism on here as much as these fandom nerds, man. I stg. Like “Ohhhh, so you all DO acknowledge that racism is real? Just not in real life even if you could feel it slapping you in the face at high speed. Gotcha.” It’s crazy.

Tumblr is like, 90% white and is extremely centered around them. That’s why you barely see stuff that’s important to black and brown people ever trending here or being talked about. It has to be something incredibly huge to the point where even white people can’t ignore it like they usually do, to talk about it here.

They only talked about George Floyd here because the topic of his death became world news. Even people in other countries were talking about it. Before him, it was probably Ferguson and Trayvon Martin… most of them are still trying their best to ignore the genocides because it’s a “touchy subject.” What do you expect from white people who live in their own bubbles of comfort and refuse to pop it with a needle??? They find comfort in their privilege and faux ignorance (they love playing stupid to avoid conversations about important things outside of fandoms like, are these mfs born with half a brain dedicated to fandom or what.) That’s literally all these mfs make a big deal out of, especially on this annoying ass platform. The ao3 mfs will go to war for the site that allows racist ff and cp like it’s no big deal. I wonder how many people here even donated to the site while actively scrolling past dono posts from folks who really do need help. They act like they’re doing a civil service by defending this site that makes over the amount of it’s intended dono goal in minutes.

Then you already know as soon as you even bring up racism in the stuff they like, they start ganging up and harassing black bloggers especially, calling them TERFs and the whole nine. Anything to make that person look bad for being concerned about the racism that they have such an intense aversion to. God, it’s absolutely exhausting knowing that these people would have no problem choosing a cartoon character over your entire existence if they COULD. Isn’t that fucking sad, man?

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Shawn Spencer in heart shaped sunglasses. AUGH tell me he wouldn’t.

@arrowheadedbitch based off of your lovely photos LMAO

[royaltea000]

can you tell that I’m artblocked

[stealingyourbones]

Working on the twitch streamer Tucker animatic and I decided to cave and switch from animating in Photoshop to Adobe Animate and oh bOY are the controls confusing

Oh and update on it all, I have completed the script, storyboard, and Tucker’s emotes. Next is voice acting and animation.

[callie-rex]

do you see the vision.

[stvrlightt09]

Grandson: Hey Grandpa, what's "Quotev"? Grandpa: suddenly opens eyes and stares standing still remembering it Grandson: Grandpa, are you ok? Grandpa: Oh yeah, Quotev is just a dead website Grandson: It says they’re bringing back all the old features! Grandpa: grabs phone and goes on quotev only to realize it's weird for a 60+ yr old man to be on Quotev.

*credit to @.JayJaee on both plurk and quotev, i didn’t write this*

[just-call-me-moran]

I am so normal about these two men. Like completely normal.

[frogaroundandfindout]

They really called his ass out, huh?

I actually adore them

[helluvaandhazbinarelife]

CAN WE TURN “THEY ATE MY DOG” INTO A MEME