#y’all I’ve got videos of what this sounds like and bro

[psychoticwillgraham]

I HEARD A BIG NOISE IN THE FRONT YARD THAT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHJI G GOT HIT OR THROWB AND THE FRONT DOOR WAS CREAKING

[shiftingdiariesofophelia]

little update for you guys:

so i’ve had literally no time for shifting recently 💀 I haven’t even attempted in a month or so.

and i know everyone’s like “make time!” or “shifting is easy just do ___!” girl i’m telling you i’m up at 6 in the morning and my day isn’t over until 11, then i need to go to sleep and do it all again the next day. having responsibilities sucks ass.

BUT- in the meantime, I’ve been exploring potential DRs and making pinterest boards and cute little spotify playlists and basically it’s the main way i’m attached to shifting right now. My living situation has changed (positive) but that’s a whole other mess and basically Ophelia has NO time ❌

So updates might be slow until i move into my dorm in August, but anyway here’s a new list of some of my drs in case anyone is looking for a new place to shift:

So, I have my Hogwarts DR right? But honestly, it’s not really my main focus at the moment. i’m really just trying to get to my waiting room before i decide where the hell i’m going. this dr is cute and adorable and feels very homey to me. i’ve actually considered permashifting there tbh. it’s the world i’ve scripted the most for and what ignited my shifting journey.

Then, I have a Fame dr. kind of obligatory at first but the more i was getting into it, the more shit i’ve added and i actually love it now. it’s a mid-2010s and onward fame dr, so it’s like 2015 where i’m shifting. i’ve scripted to start out on broadway (OBC for katherine pulitzer in newsies), eventually working my way to the acting industry and then the music industry. i’ve got at least three albums planned and I even have an idea for a directorial debut limited series. I’ve also scripted myself into movies and shows that don’t exist in my cr so i’m excited to see how that goes!

I have some ideas for a marvel/Avengers dr. I’m a Greek demi-goddess with questionable parentage, but I insert myself into Tony’s life right around the first Iron Man. With weird time mechanics and whatever I just want to be besties with peter parker and train with strange and bucky tbh. extended found family is what i live for

I’m working on an Avatar: The Last Airbender dr lmao. i wanna be a fire bender so bad it’s unreal. I’m also adding separate countries under the same nation. like yes, there’s the earth kingdom and fire kingdom, but they have separate designations sort of like the southern and northern water tribes.

I’m thinking of a pjo/camp-half-blood dr because that would be cool as hell. going on quests with the gang and having powers?? i’d probably script some stuff in or out but the idea is really cool to me and i was always a percy jackson kid

lost in space dr !!! if you don’t know what i’m talking about there’s an original series from years ago or there’s a netflix reboot but basically this is a found family dr that takes place in space/alien planets and there’s a robot. maureen and john robinson are so mother and father coded it’s unreal.

hawkins, indiana dr but not “really” a stranger things dr because i don’t want to traumatize these kids or be traumatized myself lmao i’m basically just living in hawkins but all the friend groups are the same. also i’m dustin’s older sister because he’s adorable.

youtuber dr where i’m in weird/conspiracy core youtube and make those sorts of videos. i wanna make content with some of my more niche weird faves like wendigoon, nexpo, etc. this is really niche for a dr but i think it’s gonna be fun as hell.

bridgerton dr, y’all fr need to get in on this. new pretty dresses every day, men competing for my hand in marriage, elitist politics, orchestral music, flowers everywhere- it’s just going to be a good time i know it.

The 100 but specifically seasons 1-2 (MAYBE 3). Less death and more fun but with some scripting i think the idea of a society run by delinquent teenagers from space who are also fighting barbaric remnants of a destroyed civilization sounds cool as HELL bro. But i finished the show and the plot after the time jump isn’t what I want so i’m gonna script the hell out of the actual plot to make it fit what i want.

Trap House dr ! (another youtuber dr, shockingly) with the trap house circa the late 2010s. ghost hunting with sam and colby, talking shit with jake and corey, doing stupid shit and partying and just having a good time bro. i’m also scripting out Elton 🙈

narnia dr but specifically from LWW through the golden era of narnia. ruling over a mythological land with the pevensies, exploring the lands as far as they go, learning the lore with the other places in the world narnia exists in (where the telmarines come from and the other nations), i just think it’d be cool as hell.

and i want to figure out how to make like a zombie (potentially TWD or TLOU) dr without it being traumatizing 😭😭 stay tuned for how that works out lmaooo

[femme-enby]

Just saw a video documentary made by my haunt about the haunt from about a decade ago, still a few years before I started, and damn. I recognized about 5 people who are still there today.

It was also wild actually being able to see the changes, the shift into something, at least compared to it was, more “corporate.”

And this year sounds like they might really try and suck even more soul from it.

Changing the location of “base” really led to a multitude of cuts from my perspective, or at least I can see how the switch could have led to the unfortunate cuts. Less costume space, less SECURE costume & prop space, less artists, (which leads to) less freedom in artistry, and it’s just… sad.

Like… obviously it doesn’t SUCK since I keep goin back and consider it a “paid break” despite the bs, but damn… I’d definitely stop talking like “eugh… I wanna but… idk if I’m gonna make it another season” if they just… understood who tf is applying and STICKING with the job. A LOT of the people were clearly regulars. Now it feels like every season we see less and less regulars, and they ain’t getting replaced with new regulars at the same rate.

Ofc part of that can definitely be the economy- I’ve got supervisors working two full-time jobs to make ends meet. More and more full grown, older adult monsters are multi generational homes due to necessity, or like… they have a kid, their partner, and a roommate or two in an apartment.

But considering from what I’ve heard is some of the “regulars” have simply gone to other haunts in the area…? Definitely seems more like it’s in part due to changes.

I mean… seriously, who wants to be dolled up in what is MEANT to be a Victorian hooker outfit, and then also told that this is a “family friendly” event despite being 13+, and they can’t SAY that they’re a “harlot” despite that being their official designation? Bro, y’all got folk’s tits half out, imma need you to pick a struggle PLEASE.

[moodywyrm]

those are so cute!! and omggg those tops are the best and they always look so good

i’m a pretty fast reader,, or at least i used to be? i think it’s just because i’m a lot busier now bc i have a job and school and stuff 💀 maybe i’ll try to read more during my vacation :o

bright lights are the worst! my gf and i refuse to use the big lights in our apartment unless absolutely necessary, it’s all lamps and fairy lights 😭

fair!! i like listening to music or watch a video/show while i game or do other things but like i said i just tune it out 😵‍💫

it was very nice :) we always spend time together but we almost never get a day where it’s just like, nothing really going on. and ik!! i’m so excited!! we booked everything yesterday and we’re going to villa del balbianello and i can’t wait :) i’ve been wanting to go since i was a kid !! and he rlly is, he loves watching movies with us. i’m rewatching the whole star wars series with him because he’s my son now

that’s good!!! i’m glad you’re having a good day so far <3 lord i need to buy new supplies but ! target is still having their 20% off deal for college students so i might use that to my advantage. and yes omg stock up on yarns just in case !! make some cute lil outfits for class with your new crochet skills <3

my day is good so far!! i’m off work today so my gf and i are at ikea rn :) we’re in need of some new furniture and a new shelf for our balcony bc it broke </3 we’re going to order pizza and have a lil date night at our apartment to build our new things ! she has been really antsy today and idk why, but she’s going somewhere for a couple hours with a friend when we get home so i’m like ?? not sure what to do ?

- 🩷

Yeah!! Once I’m significantly better at crochet, I wanna try and make one!!

That’s so fair!! I only have so much time bc I’m on vacation rn, and then during school I have blocks of time before my classes to read bc I get there early!!

I agrée!! I hate overhead lights, lamps and fairy lights all the way!! And they’re prettier 💕💕

That’s so fair!! I have somehow managed to watch Three and a quarter twilight movies while I’ve been practicing today 🧍🏽‍♀️

Aww, im glad y’all got a nice day together 💕 and that’s so cool!! And omg italy??? That’s so fucking cool, it looks so pretty!!! A win for childhood you!! He’s your son!! And he’s a film bro!! What a sweet lil man, the first of his kind, a sweet film bro 😩 I’ve never actually seen all the Star Wars movies 🧍🏽‍♀️

Thank you!!! I love crafts, I have a bunch of paint but I don’t really use it :( new supplies!! I do think I need some stuff, but I don’t remember what I have back at my apartment :( and yes!! I’m gonna ask my dad if we can go to michaels this weekend so I can grab a few more skeins, I only have three rn and I’m using pretty much all of the red to practice! And I would love to make clothes and accessories, but I’m definitely not at that skill level yet 😭 I might make shoelaces though!!

That’s good!! I fucking love IKEA, i wanna go so bad 😩 that sounds like such a cute date omg, pizza and building with the sapphics!! Me and my girl When. That sucks, I hope it passes :( getting antsy sucks :( hopefully it’ll help her to hang out with a friend? It’s gonna be okay pinky, just be there for her and try and have a sweet night 💕

[lady-starbind]

A new way to view the Subway Bosses

So... Anyone who knows a moderate amount of the world of Pokemon BW/BW2 are fully aware of the existence two charming, identical train conductor twins... YEAH BABY, WE’RE TALKING INGO AND EMMET! Soooo... with Ingo’s frown and Emmet’s smile, it’s common to assume that Ingo is probably a wee bit of a grouch and Emmet is a ball of sunshine.... right? Grouchy older bro Ingo, and cheery, energetic Emmet! ACTUALLY... I’ve seen some comments in a Youtube video of Ingo’s voice from Masters and that’s got me thinking about this. How... that’s actually an improper interpretation of the guys? People were saying that the voices for Ingo and Emmet in Masters outta be swapped, as they feel that the other voice suits the other brother better. Ingo sounds energetic and cheery while Emmet sounds more calm and chill... and then to share some comments that I found:

so if what these commenters are saying is true... That means that Ingo is more cheery and bubbly than his sprite or artwork lets on, and that Emmet is more of a chill guy... That being said, I wonder what the actual Japanese texts said? I’ve never really seen Emmet paired with anything that sounded dreary or monotone... but then again that could be a whole new story if the Japanese texts are different! But think of it! Formal, proper cheery Ingo and like... informal, chill and possibly melancholy Emmet. x’D With that being said, I’d say that their voices in Masters fit them quite well! I’m not sure if Emmet or Ingo is my fave bro now... I love Emmet’s smile, and white garb. (I love the color white lol) But I also appreciate how Ingo is a kind, cheery dude, as well as how he yells “ALL ABOARD” in Masters! I’d love to hear if you guys have any further thoughts on this!

May God bless y’all richly and ALL ABOARD the Subway Bosses train! x’D

[realcube]

video games + blowjob 🎮

characters: bakugo, kirishima, sero & kaminari

tw// oral (giving), swearing, fem!reader, nsfw - minors dni

all aged up!

katsuki bakugo

♡ bakugo only finds the time to play video games once every millennia 

♡ most of the time, he’s working, training or spending time with you 

♡ also he only plays when the bakusquad arrange a time + date on the gc bc - he’ll never admit it - but he misses talking to them and playing like he used to, so the occasional Battlefield call they have really triggers a sense of nostalgia for all of them

♡ but the calls usually last a good while though lol - minimum 5 hours

♡ usually you let him be and don’t bother him during his calls bc you know how rarely he gets to call his pals but one day, he had been teasing you so much leading up to  his call - leaving you extra needy - and you couldn’t really help yourself

♡ so you snuck into the study room while he was playing, starting off by giving him a light massage which he enjoyed but the problem arose when you slowly got to your knees and began pawing at his sweatpants

♡ that’s when he noticed that you dressed up in your best lace for him too, which made him hard lol

♡ at first he looked pissed off and tried to ignore you but he kept losing focus on the game, his mind brimming with all the things he wanted to do with you

♡ eventually, he gave in and briefly muted his mic to hiss in your ear, ‘fine. but if you make a single fuckin’ sound or try to tease me, i’ll fuck you for all of them to hear, kay?’

♡ you simply hum in agreement before pulling both his boxer and sweatpants down without hesitation, then getting to work

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bakugo growled deeply, at both your expert mouth movements around his hard member and at the shitty orders kirishima gave. “ ‘over here’ ? where the fuck is that?” it took an embarrassing amount of effort to suppress his moans while said that.

but he wasn’t all to blame. as you made it a point to deep-throat him as soon as you thought he was going to open his mouth to say something. 

“what happened to you, bakugo? you’re so quiet! is everything okay?” mina offhandedly pointed out while heading to the ‘over here’ that kirishima described. although you couldn’t hear what mina said since bakugo was wearing a headset, his reaction was enough to amuse you. 

bakugo snarled, immediately barking profanities at her, “shut it, pinkie! nothing’s fucking wrong! now get back to shoot-” he realised he was on the verge of climaxing so he desperately went to mute is mic before letting a moan escape his lips as he slumped back into his chair in pure bliss, his eyes rolling back into his head slightly as faint pops could be heard from his sweaty palms.

something about the pleasure you worked so hard to bring him an shot an indescribable sense of euphoria through his body, hence he reached down to ruffle your hair without averting his eyes from the screen. “good girl. now scram.”

eijiro kirishima 

♡ again, he doesn’t really have time for video games; his main priorities are work, training & you 

♡ but sometimes video games can fall into the ‘you’ category bc occasionally he asks you to play super mario cart, animal crossing, wii sports etc with him

♡ the only time he plays video games without you is when he plays with the bakusquad on the arranged date they planned

♡ but before the call starts, you can tell he is really tense by the way he is biting his nails so you inquire about it and he kinda just gestures to your new - rather revealing - pyjama set then at his throbbing erection

♡ and ofc being the supportive gf you are, you offered to give him a blowie

♡he loved the idea but at first, he was kinda worried that he might get caught since he is usually very vocal during sex so obviously it’d be hard to just...stop

♡ however you reassured him that he’s manliest guy you’ve ever met so he’d definitely be able to resist a few moans

♡ so he came around quite quickly lol

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“come over here quickly!” kirishima commanded proudly into the mic, a wide grin spread across his face at not only how good you were making him feel, but also at how well he was repressing his moans and the praise he so desperately wanted to give you for sucking so skilfully.

he had to say though, the amount of energy it was talking him to do all of the above was enough to leave him exhausted to the point that the game was just a blur of background noise. and the bakusquad could tell something was wrong as usually kirishima has the best aim out of them all but he has yet to make a single headshot.

although his eyes were glued to the screen, his mind was fixated on only you and how good you made him feel. as he approached his orgasm, he simply let his eyelids flutter shut as he focussed on the little movements you made; your tongue rubbing the underside of his cock, your occasional desperate attempts to deepthroat him, the way your lips wrapped perfectly around his girth, how you resorted to using your hands to take care of the parts of his length that your mouth couldn’t fit. 

“good job.” he hummed his praise for you as he felt you helplessly try to take him into your throat once more before he was ready to cum but the moments leading up to his high were interrupted by a “thanks, man!” from denki which made kirishima’s eyes widen before he hastily muted his mic, allowing himself to orgasm in your mouth from there and let out all the loud moans he had been hiding. 

“thanks, baby.” he said, slowly feeling the post-cum ecstasy fade as he leaned over to press a gentle kiss on your forehead, proceeding to slap his hand over your mouth as he noticed you were about to head in the direction of the bin. “swallow it.”

hanta sero

♡ since sero became a pro-hero he definitely plays way less video games than he did before but he didn’t quit

♡ but whenever he does play, you’re either on his lap or giving him a blowie 

♡ so needless to say, this wouldn’t be your first time sucking him off while he played

♡ anyway, y’all were getting ✨spicy ✨ one day until he realised that he had a call + battlefield scheduled with the bakusquad

♡ deadass he was kissin’ down your neck while rubbing circles on your clothed clit until he just faltered like ‘oh shit i’ve got a call with ‘em today, don’t i?’

♡ DFRGTHYJU you were livid >:((

♡ bc he had got you all riled up and now he was just gonna leave 😩

♡ you asked him if he could skip the call just this once to finish what he started but he was like ‘bros before hoes’ while putting on his headset 

♡ but being the generous king he is, he unzipped to allow you to give him a blowie while he played 

♡ at first you were all pouty bc he should be the one giving you oral but once you realised that it was his offer or nothing, you begrudgingly got to your knees and began 

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“eijiro, cover-- eijiro! kirishima!” he yelled into his mic, clearly getting riled up from the high action of the game and the matching high action of your mouth. “hellooo? you there, man? oi, i think kiri ‘s afk.” sero reasoned, looking at the frozen figure of his teammate. 

he felt the tip of his cock hit the back of your throat so he couldn’t help but look down at you, shooting you a cocky smirk instead of the moan you were expecting. he knew what you were trying to do but he wanted to make it clear that it wasn’t going to work on him.

sero had lots of practise at choking back moans and hiding orgasms so it was going to take much more than deepthroating to catch him off-guard. 

he momentarily muted his mic so he could instruct you to go deeper while simultaneously grabbing fistful of your hair to force you to deepthroat him once more, bringing him much closer to his orgasm.

eventually, he suddenly reached his climax but you didn’t allow him to mute himself; you wanted to see him struggle. but unfortunately for you, it was hardly an issue as by now, he was used to cumming silently. but you forgive him as the faces he mada are enough to make you wet as hell.

“alright, mr tough guy.” you purred in his ear, muting his mic for your sake, “let me ride you. let’s see how quiet you can be then, hm?”

challenge accepted. 

denki kaminari 

♡ probably still plays video games a lot - even when he gets a job as a pro-hero

♡ but mans still got his priorities straight so if you ever approach him while he’s playing, saying that you’re feeling a bit horny, he’ll quit real quick lmao

♡ and a video games session with the bakusquad is no exception

♡ you’re feeling horny just thinking about the way he ate you out last night so you told him you want to return the favour as you watch him put on his headset

♡ you knew this was a special time with his friends though so you would’ve been too hurt if he said no but ofc he gladly accepted your offer

♡ but he still wanted to play though so he was a bit conflicted for a moment or two until an idea struck him

♡ ‘just blow me while i play, babe!’

♡ to say you were confused and a little concerned would be accurate, so you inquired further to make sure that he was 100% comfortable with it and he’d deal with the repercussions of a slipped moan 

♡ he seemed confident that it wouldn’t happen though - a little too confident. but this stemmed from the fact sero had told him that he lets his girl suck him off while he plays video games and nobody ever notices. but kaminari didn’t realise that sero’s impressive ability came from years of practise.

♡ you obliged though, happily setting yourself on your knees in front of him and taking his length into your mouth 

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“thanks, man!” kaminari exclaimed cheerily, a bright smile spread across his face; partially due to his teammate’s praise but mostly how he’s made it so long into the call without a single moan despite the fact you were making him feel so good down there.

however, as you looked up at him and observed his cocky smirk, something snapped inside you - as it reminded you of the grin he wore last night that you got to see when he’d occasionally pull away from your soaking cunt for air. hence, you recalled how much of a tease he was yesterday and how it pissed you off to no end.

so now that he was sitting submissive to your touch in front of you, why not take your revenge?

your neck slowly retreated backwards to the point where the only thing connecting you to kaminari’s cock was a string of saliva, to which he instinctively whined, “hey! w-why’d ya stop?” completely disregarding the fact he forgot to turn his mic of so mina replied, “who stopped what?” out of confusion.

kaminari’s eyes widened and his face flushed in a way that brought you great amounts of satisfaction, so for being good entertainment, you rewarded him by unhurriedly enveloping his cock with your mouth once more. 

“oh, nothing!” kaminari choked back a moan, realising that his high was fast approaching so he acted accordingly, going to mute his mic, “one second gu-- ah~” the front is cock was finally  - and suddenly - welcomed into the walls of your throat, followed by rapid thrusts which was enough to result in an irrepressible groan escaping his lips.

luckily, his finger found the mute button before the bakusquad was forced to listen to the rest of kaminari’s orgasm. “fuck, baby~” he groaned, tossing his head back in pleasure as his hips jerked back and forth and before he knew it, he was at his climax. out of habit, he yanked his dick away to cum all over your face and chest, barley able to see the masterpiece he created through his heavy lids.

once he finished, he looked down at you with a proud smile, drool staining the corner of his lip, “always so pretty for me~”

[shorkbrian]

I guess the sane sibling (as in the one who isn't interested in their stepsibling not-platonically) is a rule to have a incest or pseudo-incest kink but it's just saddens my perverted sick fuck self 😭 I just wanted to yandere!step-bro Tamaki to be his creepy shy so I could (probably kill him in the process) worship his cock knowing the boy would jest get SO overwhelmed 🥴 I'm sorry but I want him to stuff his lil sis with his cum while he sobs 😭 when he sees it oozing out he would RIP

When I write a character to be yandere, it’s usually my intent to not glorify their behavior. If I were in the situation as reader, it would feel like a horror movie, bc yandere actions are so not cash money.

But I’m able to write like, non-yandere smut y’all. I’m still a dark content blog, and I’ll write kinks that are a bit.... well, dark, obvs lol you just gotta ask!

and since you did - 

(What to expect - incest, NSFW, unsafe sex, blowjobs, consensual sex, toys)

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“Tamaki?”

Your brother came around the corner, backpack still slung on his shoulder. Socked feet padded towards you on the couch, the ravenette shrugging his backpack off and gently setting it on the floor by the couch, before joining you as you sat on the plush cushions.

“Hey, you okay?” You asked, setting your textbooks on the coffee table in front of you before leaning against your older brother, rubbing his arm a little bit.

Both of you were in college, taking classes, working on the weekends to pay for the tiny little apartment you shared. 

Tamaki looked tired, eyes downcast, soft frown on his lips, shoulders slumped. he was a shy man, but he didn’t usually look so..... defeated when he normally returned home after class.

“Mm.” The man hummed, sinking against you, melting into your touch.

“You look tired ‘Maki.”

He hummed again, closing his eyes as he brought his feet up, curling them underneath him as he pressed against you. The soft sweater he was wearing brushed against your bare arms, a little bit of your exposed thigh.

You weren’t shy about what you wore around the house, but for your brother’s sanity, you tried to keep somewhat covered, foregoing sports bras and wearing tank tops instead, ditching booty shorts for slightly longer (but not by much) shorts that covered you more fully.

Wearing less clothing meant Tamaki was clumsier, fumbling with the remote, bumping against things while he walked, bright red flush coloring his cheeks and melting to his collarbones, all because his eyes were glued to you.

Plus, it meant the man struggled with constant erections. He tried to hide it, embarrassed at his body no matter how many times you’d told him you adored it.

Your brother was shy, too shy to come to you and initiate, to find relief where you so gladly offered it.

That just means you had to get real good at noticing when he needed to relax a little.

You pushed Tamaki upright, ignoring his cute whine as you slid off the couch to kneel in front of him, dancing your fingers along his jean-clad thighs.

“Tell me how your day went.”

Your hands gently pushed his thighs open, watching your brother’s lips part with a gasp as you handled him. His head fell back against the couch, dark hair falling away from his eyes.

He was so pretty.

“Uhm, it was nice.”

“Mmhm.” You unzipped his jeans, slowly peeling the fabric down, your brother lifting his hips to help you out, his hands clutching at his soft sweater.

Boxers came next, Tamaki gazing down at you with red cheeks as you slipped them off his legs.

“Well, I-I woke up on time this morning, and I made it to class before the professor.”

“Oh, that’s good.” Praise easily tumbled from your lips as you wrapped a loose hand around Tamaki’s pretty pink cock, squeezing the shaft gently.

“Bio and psych went well, I got my test scores for my language class, and-and I got a B+.” His breath hitched as you took your hands off his cock, bringing a palm up to your mouth so you could wet it with your tongue, get it nice and slick for when you touched him again.

“I-I ate lunch with Mirio... and then I had math...” HIs voice was getting quieter, mumbling.

Math was never his strong suit, and you know it was one of his most-hated classes. Luckily, it was just once a week, on Tuesdays.

“How’d that go?” Your hands were on his cock again, wet with your spit, twisting around his length slowly as you moved them up and down.

“Uh, it-it went alright. I-I just ha-hate math.” Tamaki whimpered, his hips bucking up a little as you squeezed his tip, watching precum bead before bubbling over.

“Mm, well, maybe you can tell me some of the concepts? I might be able to help you out with homework.”

Tamaki couldn’t even nod, nor thank you for your offer before you were slurping his cock into your mouth. The man cried out, soft voice rising in pitch as you swallowed around him.

You fluttered your eyelashes up at him, but that didn’t get his attention, so you resorted to a gentle tap to his thigh to remind him to keep talking.

“Oh, oh, uhm... There’s..... ah...s-statistics. We-we’re learning how to.... how to display, and de-scrIBE-oh!” He lurched upwards, fingers flying to your hair as you used your tongue to play with the opening at the top. You could feel his little sweater paws as Tamaki gently fisted your hair.

Another gentle tap to his thigh.

“There’s also-also.... ohhh, uhm-ah! There’s.... prob-probablity, and I don’t.... unhh, unh-don’t get it at-at all...” His sentence ended on a breathy whine as you began bobbing your head. His voice was so cute, so pretty just like the rest of him, smooth and sweet.

“Oh, (Y/N), yes, yes! Can I-can I cum? Please?”

It had only been a few minutes, but Tamaki was close to the edge, slim thighs tensing behind your head as you considered his request.

You popped off his length, licking your lips and ignoring his pleading whine.

“Of course baby boy, always-” A soft kiss was laid against his thigh, and Tamaki threw his head back, thin chest heaving underneath his cute sweater, his face bright red.

He got overwhelmed at the littlest things.

Once his cock was back in your mouth, it took a tiny bit of work to bring him to the edge, bobbing your head, swirling your tongue, hollowing your cheeks and really sucking.

Those pretty moans echoed throughout the tiny apartment, filling up the space, filling your ears, making you want to smile. He was a sweet man, and you were glad to be so close to him.

A moment more and he was cumming, hot seed dripping down your throat, his fingers twisted in your hair, balls drawn up and pulsing against your chin.

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“Tamaki, you already got to cum and I didn’t.” You pouted, sitting on your bed.

You had helped your younger brother wash-up, licking his spent cock clean before tucking him back into your pants. Climbing up into his lap to boop his nose and whisper an “I love you” into his ear, grinding against his thigh in the process.

He had gotten his release, and now you were hungry for your own.

“Don’t be greedy-” Your fingers plunge into your cunt over and over, palm grinding against your clit as you stretch yourself out, watching Tamaki through hooded eyes as he sits obediently at the foot of your bed.

“Please, I-I just wanna t-touch myself a l-little?” His hands are pinching at his bare thighs, desperate to fist themselves around his dripping cock. You’d told him to be good and stay still and watch as you got yourself ready, and he had been.

Tamaki was just needy.

“Okay, but just a little, okay? No cumming.”

“Thank you, oh, thank you-” The man breathes, hands flying to wrap around his cock, his eyes fluttering shut as his hips bucked up a little towards the pressure.

You giggle a little at how cute he is, those big indigo eyes focusing back onto you again, dropping to your wet fingers as you eagerly fuck yourself on them.

But it’s not enough, and you want more.

A quick search through your bedside drawer and you find your vibrator, quickly flicking it on, watching Tamaki gulp as you bring it against your cunt. You sigh as it makes contact, the buzzy, rumbly sensation traveling through your thighs as you easily grind your hips forward against the wand.

“Mmh, I’ve been thinking... ooo, that feels so nice.” You moan, placing a hand behind you so you can steady yourself as you begin to hump against your vibrator. “I’ve been thinking though, that I should get you some-oh-get you some toys.”

Tamaki whimpers, high and pitched, and you smile when his cock visibly throbs. The man has to clench a fist around the base, squeezing hard to stop himself from humming.

“You like that idea? Yeah?”

He nodded, hair bobbing as his head moved enthusiastically.

“You’d look so pretty with a cock ring, mm, you would. And-oh, I could get one that vibrates, and it’ll feel like heaven when you fuck me.”

Your pussy was gushing, throbbing against the wand. You didn’t want to cum too soon, so you flicked it off, before crawling towards your brother.

“We could get you a nice little plug, maybe one that vibrates? And you could keep it in allllll day. You could go to class with it, and jerk yourself off in the bathrooms. I’d love if you sent me a video of you moaning my name as you cum into the toilet.”

The man whined again, his hips bucking up.

You giggled, rising to your knees so you could straddle the man, a hand finding his hard cock beneath you, lining it up to your dripping cunt.

“Would you like that ‘Maki?”

“Yes, yes-oh s-so much, please, that sounds-gUH!” His words choked off into a pathetic moan as you sank down on his length, and you sigh at the feeling of fullness.

Tamaki presses a hand over his mouth, embarrassed by the needy moans that he’s unable to suppress, hips bucking up against your warmth, trying to seat himself deeper.

“Don’t cover your mouth, I wanna hear you. You feel so good inside me.” You coo, using your thighs to bounce a little on his cock.

His hand falls to the side, and you lean forward to kiss him, letting your tongue play with his, slick, wet sounds filling the room.

And then you tell him to fuck you.

The man doesn’t hold back, greedy, slender hands fixing themselves around your waist as his hips work, pushing himself inside your cunt again and again and again.

Both of you are breathing heavily, and it feels so good, the way he fucks you.

“Oh fuck, keep going, ‘m almost there!” You pant, reaching a hand down to play with your clit, four fingers rubbing across the little nub as you climb higher and higher.

And when you cum, it’s with a full-body shudder, a cry tumbling from your lips as you slam your hips against your brothers.

Tamaki tumbles over the edge soon after, barely managing to pull free from your slick cunt before his cock is bursting with cum, painting the soft skin of your tummy with his release.

You rest against him, laying your head on his shoulder as you pant onto his skin, satisfied and warm.

When you gather your bearings, you shuffle off his lap, searching through the covers to wind the wand you’d previously dropped.

“You’re such a good boy ‘Maki, but I wanted you to cum inside-” You were pouting again as you held up the vibrator, waving it in the air.

Tamaki looked like a deer caught in the headlights, eyes wide. “W-what?”

“I’m gonna play with you a bit until you get hard again, and then I’m going to put your tip inside me-just the tip- and you’re going to cum while I use the vibrator on you, got it?”

The man shivers in anticipation, and you smile.

You love each other so much.

[lotti-lyric]

Hi! just recently got into the fandom and I was wondering if I could have a match up (if it isn't too much trouble of course). Thank you so much! You are working really hard!

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I am... short. and squishy. (she/they by the way!) my hair is black, super curly, very wild and it barely touches my shoulders. I've got lots of dark dots all over my body, but they kinda look like freckles on my face I'm I won't complain, I guess. I like writing poetry and nonfiction a whole lot and I like video games. (Kinda a weeb?? but a very quiet weeb to be certain.) sort of strange, but I like to watch those 2-hour long video game documentaries and read medical oriented books. They are very interesting if you give them a chance! I'm an introvert who really likes to be around people, if that makes sense. Like I love to talk and everything, but I just get a little tired out, y'know? I asked my friends what they thought of me, and they said that I was gentle and very friendly and smart but that I scared them with the random stuff I knew. As far as, like, flaws go, I am realllly paranoid about murders, kidnappings, home invasion, that kind of stuff. To the point where I keep a knife under the pillow paranoid. In fact, I'm awake right now to distract from that :D One more thing, an ideal date would probably be one to see a musical and go to a nice dinner afterward so we would have something interesting to talk about. Or a library date. Both works.

I hope that is ok. wish me luck getting to sleep! Thank you again, take all the time you need. :)

charlotte’s interlude 💗- hi loves!! sorry for the super delay! i’ve been flooded with exams, allergies, and work :(( i had this all drafted but tumblr was in a silly goofy mood and decided not to save :(( regardless, i hope you enjoy this, have an incredible day!! tysm for the request, you sound so fun and you’re so so sweet! take care of yourself stunning!

warnings; kissing mention,

mention of kidnapping , murder, home invasion, and weapons in the ask

i match you with…

Kirishima Ejirou!! (aka Red Riot)

THIS IDK YALL JUST GIVE THIS VIBE ^^

loves to give your freckles kisses if that’s ok with you!! he finds them adorable!!

he’s not exactly the most studious but he loves listening to you read

you’ll read poetry you wrote and you both have deep discussions about the analogies that somehow turn into conversations about Beanie Boo plushies 🧍🏼‍♀️

GAMING TOGETHER; you both love to play games like smash bros, towerfall, wii sports, and the occasional mario party for good measure!!

^^ on this , y’all probably have a scoreboard of wins for each game it’s serious business 😩

he’s so amazed by your intelligence and knowledge on medical things!! he loves to cuddle you while you watch documentaries! he’s not rlly paying attention to the TV, he’s just so happy to be there with you

eventually he gets rlly into them with you!! he gives them a chance because he knows how much you love them and they didn’t disappoint!!

he loves how kind you are and how many fun-facts you have!! they always brighten his day i swear!!

he’s always there when u wanna just recharge your social battery, he’ll give you space or just sit in silence with you, whatever you need!!

he’s there to protect you!! ease your worries at night, hold you when you get scared, and assure you that you’re safe no matter what!!

“I know it might not help but know that I will never ever let anything happen to you! I’ve always got your back babe!”

he really does 💗

[vangoghmusings]

watch me

part 11- exclusive

✖ previously: asl club

✖ pairing: daichi sawamura x fem!reader

✖ rating: mature, read at your own risk-- this chapter is much more explicit that previous ones. 

✖ synopsis: college frat boy daichi’s world is turned upside down when he learns his classmate is actually a very popular cam-girl.

a/n: this chapter is VERY NSFW Y’ALL OK?? please read only if you’re 17+!! this chapter is also written out for...reasons. enjoy <3 

Terushima knocked on the door to Y/N’s dorm with anticipation. To be frank, he didn’t think his intimidation would work. But he had the definitive proof that Y/N was Cherry Baby, so why not use this as an opportunity? He had always flirted with Y/N as a joke, most of the time at least. As the semester progressed and they got closer, maybe he did develop some feelings for her. He shook his head at the vulnerable thought, plastering a smirk across his face as the door opened.  

“Hey baby girl.”  

Leaning against the door frame was Y/N dressed in snuggly in a bathrobe. She gave him a warm smile and let him inside.  

“Hi Teru, welcome! I don’t think you’ve been in my dorm before have you?”  

He shook his head while scanning the small apartment-like space. One bedroom, a bathroom, a very tiny living room space and a small kitchenette. It seemed like a cardboard box compared to the frat’s mansion.

“Uh no I haven’t. You don’t have a roommate?”  

“No, Kiyoko transferred schools last year so I got a single for the following semesters.”  

Terushima nodded and looked down at Y/N, who seemed completely unbothered by his presence. No irritation, no shame or fear, just pure calm. It was unlike her.  

An alarm went off from within Y/N’s bedroom.  

“Oh! It’s 3:45!”  

Y/N stepping into her room, Teru following closely behind.  

“I never let anyone in my room Teru.”  

It made sense. There was the infamous daybed of Cherry Baby, almost unrecognizable underneath the immense number of stuffed animals scattered on top. There was a computer and monitor sitting on a desk, as well as lights and a film camera. The space was incredibly make shift for someone who had become so popular off of the videos.  

Terushima turned to Y/N who was moving her desk chair over to him.  

“Sit please!” She said sweetly. Terushima chuckled and sat down, waiting for Y/N’s next move.  

“You always make comments about how kinky I am Teru,” she purred while grabbing a small velvet bag from the side of her bed. “But how do you match up?”  

Terushima cocked his brow and puffed out his chest like a bird trying to impress a mate.  

“Well I’m not vanilla-”  

“Good,” Y/N hissed while swiftly whipping out a pair of metal hand-cuffs, quickly and tightly cuffing Terushima’s wrist’s behind his back. “These were a gift from a viewer. And now I finally get to use them.”  

“Y-Y/N,” Terushima chuckled nervously. Who was the girl in front of him? This was nothing like the studious and nervous Y/N that sat next to him in class and scolded him for texting during lectures.  

“These, however, I’ve had for a while,” She said while kneeling in front of him. With calm ease, Y/N took a rope and tied his ankles to the desk chair.  

“Jesus Christ, Y/N are you going to murder me?”  

“C’mon Teru, I thought you said you weren’t vanilla?”

The laugh that fell from her mouth while she reached for another bag sent a shiver down Terushima’s spine. It was haunting, how she walked around the small room with power in each step, slowly but surely, dominating the space.  

“This, is going to be my favorite though.”  

Terushima’s eyes widened in shock as Y/N held a ball gag in her hands.  

“You can’t be serious-”  

“Oh, I’m very serious,” she snarled, stepping forward and cupping Terushima’s face in her hand. He stared at her eyes, a slight tint of fear behind the gleam of rage that covered her irises. “Open up.”  

“Y/N I’m not going to be your submissive little play thing-ACK!”  

“If you learned to keep your mouth shut maybe you wouldn't have a ball in it right now.”  

Y/N smirked while buckling it down.  

Terushima tried to speak but it just resulted with drool to pool at his bottom lip. He looked so weak and angry and Y/N was reveling in every moment.  

“Now,” she said while setting her hand on his shoulder and looking down at him. “I have work to do. You’re going to sit here like a good boy and if you make a sound, I will tell everyone about the time you threw up in Kenma’s bathtub while blacked out and naked.”  

Unable to reply, Terushima narrowed his eyes at Y/N.  

“You’re going to watch me, because that’s all you’ll ever be able to do. You’ll never lay a finger on me Terushima. And if you run off after this and tell everyone about who I am, then I’ll happily tell everyone how you loved being my little bitch the entire time. You wanted the Cherry baby exclusive, so here it is.”  

Y/N let go of his shoulder and stepped back to take off her robe. Terushima watched as the girl he had been longing for, the one who had tie him up, threatened him, was now standing in front of him in lingerie that fit her oh so perfectly. He couldn’t tell if he was crazy for trying to expose her in the first place or that this was happening.  

“Just so you know,” she said while putting the infamous mask over her face. “I think about Daichi when I do my shows.”  

The words felt like a punch in the stomach. He should have never tried to out her to the world.  

Terushima watched as Y/N moved the stuffed animals from her bed and turned the camera on. She positioned herself on her bed, waiting for the green light to signal she was live.  

Green.  

“Hello everyone! Its Cherry Baby and I’m so glad you guys could join me tonight!”  

Terushima watched Y/N’s every move. He was furious, ashamed and felt absolutely pitiful. But none of those emotions could stop the hard-on from growing in his pants. At this point, he was drooling heavily down his neck, taking sharp inhales from his nose as he watched Y/N spread her legs for the camera. She hummed lewd words while touching herself.  

The more things escalated, the more Terushima felt at Y/N’s mercy. Here he was tied up with a gag in his mouth like a hog, rubbing his thighs together to grant himself some relief. It didn’t help when wet noises and Y/N’s moans filled the small room.  

He was hypnotized by the sight but consumed by guilt. That was his friend. Sure, he could touch himself to the thought of Cherry Baby, but Y/N was a different being to him.  Yet there he was grinding down against his thighs while watching his friend fuck themselves in front of a camera.  

Terushima watched as Y/N’s chest rose and fell in anticipation for her climax. Trying his best to keep pace he continued his best attempts at grind down. Y/N was chanting, practically babbling as she fucked herself, legs shaking in anticipation.  

“Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck- D-Daichi!”  

Terushima’s eyes widened in horror. Y/N hadn’t realized her mistake yet, as she continued to ride out her orgasm. His instinct to protect Y/N instantly killed the boner in his pants. He tried his best to push the gag out of his mouth, only to wind up drooling more on himself. He looked around panicked, unable to stop the live stream.  

Y/N sat up and fanned herself, laughing softly, still unaware.  

“Thanks again for joining me everyone! Have a good night!”  

Y/N stood up, turned off the camera and turned to Terushima.  

“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”  

She unbuckled the gag and let it fall from his mouth, his mouth wet from his drool. But he didn’t care as he procceeded to look at Y/N in panic.  

“You have to take down that video now, Daichi watches it and-”  

“Wait Daichi watches me?”

“What? Yes but Y/N, you-you said his name!”  

Y/N paused and looked at Terushima.  

“What?”  

“When, when you came...you said his name.”  

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[annab-nana]

Are You Fucking Stupid - Colby Brock

The guys invited y/n to tag along with them as they went to Witches Forest, but after a scarring and emotion-filled event or two, she contemplates this trip being her last with the boys.

Warnings: some curse words

Word Count: 3.9k+

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“Let’s go camping, guys!” I shout happily as I skip along the way towards the tent, even though I could barely see in the misty dark forest and I don’t really know where I am going.

“How is she so fucking happy and excited? Does she know what we are doing?” I hear Corey ask someone behind me. I stop skipping so that I don’t drop all the supplies in my arms and keep walking next to Colby.

“Corey, you got to remember this is her first trip with us. She doesn’t know what we do, but she will find out soon,” Colby says to Corey as he maintains his attention focused in front of us.

“I’m not an idiot, Brock. I did my research. I watched the last series. I still don’t know why you two decided to trust that Jennifer girl. She was giving me weird vibes in the Stanley videos. And, it might be scary, Corey, but I am really excited,” I tell them all. 

“Don’t question her, brother. She’s probably the least scared one of us all, except for maybe Sam because he isn’t scared of anything,” Jake comments, receiving chuckles from the whole group.

“Wait, where’s the tent?” Corey asks, worry and concern laced within his voice.

“No, you got to keep going, bro,” Sam informs him from the back of the group. Colby and I were leading the crew with Corey close behind, then Jake and Sam were at the tail end of the pack.

“You sure?” Corey questions him, but Colby reassures him that we are on the right track. We all get slightly worried until we see the beautiful blue thing before us.

“Oh God, what is that?” Sam asks as he points the camera off to the side of the tent. When my eyes follow the same direction, they see nothing except darkness and trees.

“What was what?” Colby inquires.

“Shut up, Sam,” Jake pushes it off as a joke.

“I don’t see anything,” I add.

“I-I thought I saw an animal or a figure or something,” the blonde informs the group before shrugging off the thought.

“Yo dude, I sw- I swear to God I saw the same thing like a shadow go that way, right?” Colby mentions as he points in the direction that he saw the shadow go with his head since his arms and hands are occupied with water and other things we will need tonight.

“Yeah, I thought- Are there-” Sam tries to start a few different sentences before a noise from the forest interrupts him. It came from the same direction of where the two said the figure was. “Are there animals?” He whispers.

“Did you hear that?” Colby asks him, to which he says yes.

“That could be an animal,” I say. I hope it was an animal. It sounded like one, but the way that their minds immediately think it was something other than that, makes me want to think it was something else too.

“Oh, we didn’t even think about that. There’s like bears and stuff out here,” Colby says as he realizes it might not be the worst thing he thought it could be and it might just be an animal. After that, we put the supplies into the tent and set everything up.

...

“This dude claims he’s a fucking eagle scout,” Jake tells the camera after Colby spilled lighter fluid all on the side of the pot and on the grass around it. He got more of it on the outside than the inside. The claimed boy scout ignites the wood with a lighter and the small flames begin to grow. As it grows a little more, we back our chairs away from it to keep a good distance from the growing campfire. After it settles down a tad, Sam whips the camera back out to continue filming.

“Jake, I got you a snack brother,” Colby says as he rummages through his bag and pulls out a blue bag. He passes it to Corey, who passes it to me, and I hand it to Jake after reading the bag. It is a freeze-dried ice cream sandwich. Jake takes a bite of it after opening the package and we watch as he deliberates what he’s tasting.

“I don’t taste anything,” Jake says as he passes me the ice cream sandwich to taste. Colby only got two, so we are going to have to share. I take a bite as does Corey with the other one.

“It feels like a Lucky Charms marshmallow but with no taste,” Corey figures out and I hum in agreement as my mouth is still full. We finish the ice cream sandwiches and joke around for a bit before Colby and Jake head to the car to get the sage and a few other things. They do not take long at all and are back in what feels like seconds.

“So while he’s doing the sage, this next step is gonna be…” Sam starts to explain what we will be doing tonight as Colby dips the top of the sage into the fire until it gives off a light smoke. He then pulls it away from the fire and goes over to Sam to begin to sage the group. He finishes waving the sage around Sam and moved to Corey who was holding the camera to film Sam’s explanation.

“So, I just hold my arms out?” I whisper to Colby when he moves onto me. Today was the first day I have ever been saged at all and I just copied what the guys did when we went to the witch’s house. Colby let out a small giggle before nodding his head.

“Yeah, just to make sure I get all of you,” He answers as he waves the sage around my arms, making sure to get the sage’s smoke all around me.

“You’re good,” He whispers to me before taking a few steps towards Jake who was snuggling his small stuffed Shrek. I try to focus my attention on Sam and what he is telling us we will be doing, but I can’t help but notice Jake stick Shrek out for him to be saged as well. I snicker as Colby sages Shrek and then does a small dance as he sages himself.

“I think we’re ready to go, guys,” Colby announces as he sets the sage to the side and returns to his chair.

“I say obviously the first one is Lucy, right?” Sam says before writing that name on a slip of paper.

“Wait, y’all think that Lucy and the cowboy and stuff is attached to us from the Stanley?” Corey asks as he points the camera to Sam and Colby.

“No, we’re just trying to take every single precaution we can,” Colby assures Corey but filming Sam again so he can explain more. He explains more in-depth what Colby just said and writes ‘The Cowboy’ on the next piece of paper.

“What else do we think is here? We need three. Is there anything else you think that could be possibly haunting us or that-” Sam starts as the rest of us think and Colby cuts him off with an idea.

“The shadow man?” Colby suggests as he looks over to Corey. I have known these guys for almost a year now and I don’t know much about the shadow man, but I know that is something that Corey does not like to talk about. My eyes go from Colby to Corey to see what he has to say. I’ve never heard him talk about and to be honest, I don’t really know what it is. The only bit I know is what I saw in their last series.

“Bro come on. Bro, why did you have to just bring that up?” Corey sighs, seeming slightly aggravated at what Colby mentioned.

“Because what other story have we ever told?” Colby explains to him. Even though it might freak him out, it might be best for Corey to do this cleansing fire ritual.

“Bro, in the woods? You have to bring that up out here?” Corey adds. He is visibly scared. From what I’ve seen, he gets scared the easiest, but whatever this shadow man thing is really freaks him out.

“Let’s say we saw a shadow person. If we turn off every single light, there can’t be a shadow.” Jake mentions, lightening the mood a bit.

“I’ve been talking about the shadow man a lot lately and I’ve been like-” Corey starts, but Jake finishes it for him.

“Manifesting it.” The whole group agrees.

“No, dude, that’s probably it!” Sam loudly speaks as the realization of it hits him.

“Wait, you’re blurry,” Corey mutters, trying to focus the camera on Sam. Before anyone can say anything about that, I hear a low grumbling noise come from behind me. I turn around to see if anything is there, but there isn’t. “Did you hear that?”

“The rumbling?” Jake questions, meaning he heard it too. I nod to let him know I heard the noise as well. We disregard it as an animal and get back to the fire ritual that Sam has been talking about the whole time.

“We’re gonna wrap these ghosts around our personal objects and then toss them into the fire,” Sam continues with the rundown of it all, but Corey has some problems with the camera. We stop filming for a minute to check it but get right back into what we were doing.

“You guys know what I’m burning?” Corey asks as he reaches into his pocket. He has a smile plastered on his face which makes us even more curious of what he has to burn. He pulls out one of the iconic black stickers with the big white X on it and shows it to the camera. I cannot help but to bust out laughing.

“Our XPLR sticker?” Sam wonders and Corey nods at him. “Why?”

“Because ever since I stopped playing with the Ouija board, the only thing that has made my life fucking haunted is you guys. If it wasn’t for y’all, I wouldn’t have brought back all this Ouija board crap, so I think it’s best that you know,” Corey explains as he gestures the sticker towards the fire.

“Look what I’m burning,” Sam begins, looking down in his wallet before pulling out a white card. “I’m burning the key to the Millennium Biltmore Hotel.” Gasps fall from the rest of the groups’ lips, shocked that he still had that key. “Because that’s what started it all.”

“Well Samuel, you aren’t the only one who brought a hotel key. I did, too. This is a hotel key to room 311 of Hotel Millersburg in Ohio. My older sister and I stayed there one night and it was honestly the scariest night of my life,” I say as I pull the key card out of pocket and show it to the boys. Colby shows us that he chose to burn a large cardboard cutout of his face and Jake is going to burn a Shrek VHS tape. Sam passes Corey and Colby two of the three pieces of paper that have ghosts written on them and we begin the fire ritual.

“I’ve never done this one before so let’s just for it. Ready? Three. Two. One,” Sam tells us before we all throw our items into the fire. I watch as the flames take over the hotel key card and begin to melt it. The fire dances over all our things and burns them. “That should really help us out.” Sam tries to explain before Jake let out an ungodly noise from his bottom half.

“Brother,” Colby says as we all laugh at the guy who just ripped one. The laughter dies down and we all stare at the fire. “So, this is a good thing? It feels good.”

“Shrek’s not burning. That means we should take it out,” Jake notices and I look down. It is letting off smoke, but it is not burning. As soon as Corey starts to comment on it, Colby gasps and flips out of his chair. He falls to the ground before struggling to get back up.

“Sam!” He shouts when he is finally to his feet.

“What?” The worry is Sam’s voice is evident.

“There’s a- Look, look, there was a shadow over there,��� Colby states frantically as he points into the dark foggy forest behind Jake and I. We all look in that direction but do not see a thing.

“No, there fucking wasn’t. No, there wasn’t, bro,” Corey denies as he stands up and backs away from where we were.

“No, it just went across in the background behind Jake and y/n. I swear to God,” Colby spits out as he walks closer to where he said he saw it. Sam has not said anything, Corey is trying to leave, and Jake is making sure everyone is okay. I don’t really know what to say. I believe that Colby saw something, but I didn’t see anything myself. “Did you see?”

“No, I feel like you’re fucking with me,” Sam finally speaks, and it isn’t what Colby wants to hear. I know it. Colby hates when people think he is lying because he hates when people lie to him.

“No, why would I fuck with you? There’s no reason for me to do that. Dude, it literally ran across. This is our time to go capture it. Come on,” Colby encourages as Sam, Jake, and I stand up from our chairs.

“No, no, no, no, fuck no,” Corey starts, but Sam and Jake are grabbing their bags and flashlights, ready to investigate. I do the same because I figured we were all going. “Guys, guys, I don’t want to go.”

“We need someone to stay and watch the fire anyway so just-” Colby tells Corey quickly as he is eager to go see what he saw earlier.

“I’m not staying here by myself,” Corey protests.

“Dude, we literally think that someone is spying on us. You literally just said someone has to be fucking with us on the phone,” Sam tries to convince Corey, but Colby is getting impatient.

“Let’s go! You stay here if you’re scared. We gotta go,” Colby tells him as he grabs a lantern.

“Bro, what the fuck. Someone take the camera. I don’t wanna be here by myself, bro,” Corey frets as he shakily passes the camera to Sam.

“You three go. I’ll stay here with Corey,” I say as I hand Jake my flashlight and set my bag down on the ground.

“Are you sure?” Sam asks me quickly before Colby almost goes insane.

“Yeah, I’m sure. Just make sure you don’t lose him,” I say as I nod towards Colby who has almost left the group entirely. Sam gives me a nod before running after Colby alongside Jake.

“Thanks, y/n,” Corey sighed as he plopped down into his chair.

“No problem, brother. I know you were scared, and I am too, so I don’t mind. I just hope they don’t lose Colby. Did you see how far away he was?” I ask him and he nods before a silence settles between us as we stare into the flames.

“So, what happened that night in the hotel in Ohio?” Corey wonders as he looks up from the fire to meet my eyes. I take in a deep breath before answering.

“I don’t want to go into the details while we are in the middle of the forest because I’ll just scare myself, but to make a long story short, lights flickered, and beds shook. I heard noises and had terrible nightmares. My sister had a scratch on her side that was not there before she went to sleep. It just wasn’t a fun night,” I tell him as his mouth hangs wide open.

“Can I ask why you kept the key?” He asks and I nod before replying.

“Yeah, I used to keep it to have something from that night, but then I kept it as a memory of something my sister and I did together.”

“What happened to her?” He further inquires.

“She died in a car accident two years ago,” I whisper.

“Oh,” He mutters.

“Yeah, but now, I have this to remember her by,” I say as I show him the ring I wear that adorns my finger with a small sunshine on it.

“It’s pretty,” He compliments, and I smile at him.

“Thanks. It makes me happy when I look down at it, so I wear it every day like she did,” I tell him, and he nods.

“COREY! COLBY! Y/N!” we hear Sam yelling in the distance.

“What the fuck?” Corey whispers before standing. I turn around and see Sam and Jake running towards us, but there is no Colby. My heart drops as I get up and worry and fear take over me.

“Did you hear that scream?” Sam pants as he attempts to catch his breath.

“The only screaming I heard was you,” I tell Sam.

“Where’s Colby?” Corey questions the boys.

“Wait, where’s Colby?” Sam asks and looks around him for his counterpart. My eyes widen when I realize that he lost him.

“Wait, Colby’s not with you?” Corey asks, wide-eyed as well.

“I thought he came back here,” Sam states and I feel like my world is spinning.

“Are you joking?” Corey wonders.

“If this is a joke, it’s not fucking funny. Where is Colby?” I scoff. I don’t know why, but anger fills me. How did they manage to lose him? He had a light so they could see him and from what I have been told, Sam was pretty fast in high school, so he should have easily caught up to Colby.

“He ran off,” Jake says so nonchalantly.

“He said he wanted to go the other way, so we went towards this baby thing,” Sam freaks.

“Wait, so you left Colby?” Corey questions in disbelief.

“We tried, but he ran off by himself,” Jake pretests.

“What do you mean he ran off by himself? Why?” Corey asks, trying to make sense of what is happening as my anger rises.

“He saw a shadow figure and we saw something another way,” Sam tries to justify himself.

“Are you fucking stupid? Do you realize you left your best friend in the pitch-black woods by himself for some baby thing? All that I am hearing is that you think that baby thing is more important than Colby, your ‘everything I have’. I asked you to do one thing while I stayed with Corey and that was to not lose Colby and look at what you did. You left him. I-I can’t deal with this right now.” I storm away from the guys to look for Colby.

“Where are you going?” I hear Jake ask from behind me.

“To look for Colby,” I say bluntly as I pull out my phone to use the flashlight.

“Wait, let me come with you,” Sam offers, but I snap at him once more.

“I think you have done enough. If you can leave Corey and Colby by themselves, then leave me alone too.” I turn around and continue on the path that they took earlier. I hear footsteps come from behind me before they catch up to me.

“Hey, are you okay?” I hear Jake ask me. I look at him before shaking my head.

“No, I’m not. Colby is fucking missing and I-” I stop myself from saying any more, but Jake is too curious to let it slide.

“You what?” He asks sincerely. I let out a sigh before continuing.

“I’ve never told anyone this, but I love him, Jake. And I’ve never got to tell him before and now he is lost in this pitch-black darkness,” I say as I shine my flashlight all around me. Thankfully, Jake brought the lantern with him so we can really see.

“I’m sure we will find him y/n. Don’t worry,” Jake whispers before pulling me into him to comfort my worried self. We continue to shout his name in hopes he will hear us, but it feels like no use.

“Are you sure we will find him?” I ask Jake as we continue on the path.

“Yeah, if we stay on the path, we should find him.” We walk a little farther before I ask him something else because my mind is going everywhere.

“Do you think he even likes me back or am I wasting my time on him if I tell him?”

“We’ve always thought you two would end up together. It’s just a matter of when.” I nod and we walk a while more before hearing something.

“Did you hear that?” I whisper to Jake and he nods at me. It sounded like some stepped on a twig, but it wasn’t us that did it.

“Y/n?” I hear Colby’s voice ask before I see him. I run over to him and wrap my arms around his waist.

“I thought we had lost you,” I say, and his arms wrap around me too.

“Nope, I am right here. Where’d you guys go?” He asks Jake as we let go of each other and began to walk back to the camp.

“We tried to get you to stop, but you kept going,” Jake tells him.

“Yeah, we are going to have a bit of a talk when we get back to the camp,” I say as I lead the boys back. Once we are back and everyone is settled, I begin to talk.

“Okay, now that we have all cooled down and Colby is found, I want to say sorry to Sam because I was sort of rude to you earlier. I know being scared does not justify it, but I was terrified. Colby, I understand that you were scared and really wanted to get the shadow person you saw, but you can’t abandon everyone and Sam, I know you saw that baby thing and wanted to capture that as well, but friends come first. We are all in what feels like a horror movie and we need to act smarter and think before we do. Okay?” They all nod before we talk about what we each experienced when we split.

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“Colby?” I whisper to the guy next to me, hoping he isn’t asleep. The others definitely are sleeping, but I can’t sleep, and Colby has been tossing and turning the whole time.

“Yeah,” He groggily answers before turning around in his sleeping bag to face me.

“I need to tell you something because if anything like what happened tonight happens again, I’ll hate myself for never telling you and honestly, I don’t care if this messes up our friendship. I have to say it.”

“Whatever it is, you can tell me, y/n.”

“I like you, Colby. I always have and I haven’t known how to tell and when you went missing, I thought I’d never get to so-” My sentence gets cuts off by a pair of lips pressing against my own. I am taken by surprise but soon melt into the kiss before we pull away.

“I like you too, y/n,” He says breathlessly. A smile spreads on my reddened lips as one does on his too.

“I thought Sam said no kissing in the tent,” I hear Jake pout. I blush in embarrassment and I lean into Colby to hide.

“I did say that, but for those two, I’ll allow it,” Sam speaks. I thought they were asleep, but they heard it all.

“Can I join?” Corey jokes. I shake my head before realizing that I am going to be picked on about this for the whole two-hour car ride home.

[niphredil-14]

BEN Drowned X Reader -- Aquaphobia

Hey, y’all! I know that for the most part I write for otome games, but I’m also a huge fan of Creepypasta, and just so happen to hate getting into any and all water because it hurts, so at 2:38am, inspiration struck for the first time in a long time, and I had to take advantage of that. It’s been a little while since I’ve written anything, so sorry if I’m a bit rusty! Also, I write Mansion AU, so if you don’t like that, then please don’t read; or at least don’t send hate because we enjoy different AUs.

BEN Drowned X Reader -- Aquaphobia

How could a day at the beach with your friends go wrong, you ask? Well, it’s pretty simple; when your friends are assholes.  It was a beautiful sunny, summer day. The sky was a gorgeous celestial blue, and fluffy, white clouds dotted the sky, with the sun shining as golden as ever down on the warm sand and glittering waters of the ocean. We had all set up our towels, bags, blankets, and belongings on the seaside of the private shore of the beach house. It belonged to Toby’s mother, but we didn’t think that she would be making an appearance, as our sources had told us that she had become a recluse after her husband had been murdered and her son fled the scene. Toby, Jeff, Zero, Liu, Clockwork, Glitchy Red, and Kate were all splashing around in the waves, while Sally was running around collecting shells and searching tidepools for sea life. Tim, Brian, and E.J. were all inside the cottage, and Jane and Lulu were lounging in the sun, chatting and tanning, while Helen was sat on the porch sketching, leaving BEN an I sitting under one of the umbrellas that scattered the coastline. He had a small console in hand and was tapping away, with his device making small beeps and playing victorious jingles every now and again. I was sat near him with a book in hand, and an earbud in one ear with some music playing quietly in the background, adding the serene ambience. My calm and pleasant atmosphere was soon shaken as the shrieks and screams of my chaotic, water-loving friends drew closer and closer to me. Irked, and ready to protest the volume, I looked up from the pages of my novel and pulled out my earbud, only to be surprised by being thrown over Jeff’s shoulder as the began to turn and run.  “What the hell do you think you’re doing?!” I shouted, going from irked to completely pissed. Jeff only provided a cackle in response.  “We need another player for water volleyball. There’s seven of us, and we need eight to make an even number for teams.” Liu explained, smiling kindly at me, his stiches stretching slightly with his grin. Despite his friendly eyes, and reassuring smile, I could feel my face pale and my heartbeat quicken at the work “water,” and the promise that it was my destination.  “No! Absolutely not! I want nothing to do with this!” I wailed, beginning to wriggle and squirm in Jeff’s grip. “Put me down, put me down right now, Jeffery Woods, or so help me!” At my despair, the scarred man only laughed louder and began to sprint towards the tides. I glanced back towards the red and white towel I had been sitting on, and noticed the green one next to it, which just so happened to be occupied by someone who was within screaming distance. “BEN!” I screeched, “Help me! Please! Please for the love Hylia, help me! Don’t let them do this!” I pleaded, even referencing the deity from his favorite video game franchise, hoping that the nod to one of his interests might lead him to actually get off of his ass and save me. I noticed his heap of blonde hair move upward, and soon I met his black eyes, with their crimson red irises filled with curiosity, and I was sure that he could read the terror in mine as clear as day, because even he, as lazy as he is, immediately stood up, and ran forward with his hand outstretched. Before I knew it, I felt a warmth encompass me, and soon, I was falling to the sand as I heard Jeff’s agonized cry. I turned to look at him from my spot laying on the ground, only to see he had been lifted a few feet above the ground and part of him was aflame. I, as well as everyone around him could only stand and stare as he went flying into the ocean. I felt a gentle hand on my upper arm, that carefully pulled me to my feet, and laet go. I was noat left un-held for long, as the moment I was not supported, my legs gave out and I went plummeting back to the sand. Pale arms were wrapped around me before I could hit the ground, and I was gingerly pulled into an embrace. “What the fuck were you thinking?” The man before me growled, ,glaring past me, at the group of our roommates and co-workers, while his arms tightened around me. They were all frozen in place, staring at the demon questioning them, except for Liu, who had ran to his brother, to ensure his safety. All they seemed capable of was muttering out a string of apologies, startled by seeing BEN look so frightening, compared to his usual joking attitude. With only a ‘tch’ from BEN, they all scampered off back to the ocean, knowing that BEN was no fan of water, either, and most likely wouldn’t follow after them. Only after a few moments, which I assume were him watching their bodies grow smaller as the put distance between us, did I feel BEN move at all. He pulled back slightly, only enough to gaze into my eyes, which he raised a hand to, wiping away tears that I had only just realized were there. “Are you okay?” He asked. I wasn’t entirely sure, I felt like I was on the verge of a panic attack, even though I was no longer in danger, and I gave no answer at first, just looking into his eyes and considering his question, trying to formulate an adequate response. “Y/n?” He asked again, eyebrows furrowing as he tilted his face ever so slightly closer to my own.  “I- I don’t know yet, I’m sorry.” I mumbled weakly, still very shaken up. He sighed, and gave me a soft smile.  “You don’t have anything to be sorry for. Do you wanna go inside?” The blonde proposed. I gave a curt nod, and he let me go, instead taking my hand and guiding me to the cabin. He picked up his towel on the way in, and lead me to his room before sitting me down on the bed and handing me a Mountain Dew. As I took a few sips, he sat down beside me and wrapped the towel around my shoulders. “You know, I thought I was the only one around here who’s scared of water.” He said quietly, offering me a small, comforting chuckle. “Did someone try to drown you before, too?” I shook my head. “No, this might sound weird, and kind of backwards, but water burns me. Even if it’s cold, no matter if it’s just a drop or if I jump into a pool, whenever it touches my skin I feel like acid is burning through it. It really hurts, and to be perfectly honest with you, I am terrified of pain.” I chuckled depressingly before adding one more comment, “Childish, huh?” “Not at all. I think everyone’s a little scared of pain.” He placed a hand over mine, and gave me a bright smile. I took another swig of Mountain Dew as BEN spoke again. “Do you want to play some video games to get your mind off of it? I’ve got Smash Bros.” I looked up at him, and smiled softly. “I’d like that.”

[fangirl-sansa]

Youtuber MC - Part 2

Summary: Mc and the demon brothers find out they are in a game, they gain the access to watch a YouTuber's (who is MC) gameplay of the game. This basically allows the bros to hear MC’s true thoughts through their gameplay commentary

MC: This MC is based on my gameplay of the game and my thoughts. Although the MC is based on me I will be writing them with gender-neutral pronouns for all readers to enjoy :).  

Warnings: Eventually spoilers

The in-game text will be marked by italics.  

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As onscreen MC wrapped up their video everyone turned to MC who was completely embarrassed. Lucifer, in particular, was staring holes into them sporting his signature condescending smirk.

“I didn’t realize I made such a good first impression with you, MC,” smiled Lucifer

“Let’s just start the next episode please,” exclaimed MC and she took the remote from Levi.

Off-screen MC quickly clicked onto the next video silently praying that no more embarrassing stuff would be said by their counterpart. Everyone grew quiet as the MC onscreen began their introduction and recap of last episode

“Alrighty guys let’s get started on another lesson of ‘Obey Me.’”

As onscreen MC was introduced to the rest of the brothers and given the rundown of her responsibilities she made little to no comments. That was until onscreen Mammon appeared.

Mammon: HEY! Just who do you think you are, human? You’ve got a lotta nerve summoning the Great Mammon! Listen up, because I’m only gonna say this once. If you value your life, then you’ll hand over all of your money now! And anything else of value, too! Otherwise I’ll wipe that stupid, happy-go-lucky look right off of your face...by eatin’ you! Startin’ at your head and working my way down, until

“Woah this dude needs to chill out. He’s gonna eat me? Well, I mean, I know a certain kind of eating I’d let him do,” Onscreen MC winked suggestive at the camera.

Off-screen everyone began giggling again. This time MC wasn’t the only one flustered and embarrassed. Mammon’s face had quickly grown bright red as he muttered something unintelligible under his breath. 

Satan: MC, Mammon here is the Avatar of Greed. He governs and oversees all forms of it. Whenever he takes a liking to someone, they suddenly find themselves awash in money. 

Onscreen Satan began explaining Mammon’s powers when Asmodeus chimed in with:

Asmodeus: And he’s also a masochist. That part’s important. 

Onscreen MC began laughing while saying “I agree, Asmodeus, that is very important.” 

The onscreen brothers began bickering and onscreen MC continued clicking away until the lesson ended

“Alrighty so Mammon is in charge of us for right now and he does not seem very happy about it. Also it appears that Lucifer is like the head of the brothers and is definitely in charge of them. Alright let’s continue on” 

MC returned to the game just as Mammon began showing them around the House of Lamentation.

Mammon: This is the House of Lamentation. It’s one of the dorms here at RAD. Now it’s time I show you to your room..

The pair were quickly interrupted by a demon onscreen MC had yet to see

Levi: How about this? I vote for YOU to die, Mammon.

“Woah who is this guy rocking the purple hair? I dig it,” MC onscreen laughed.

Off-screen Leviathan grew very flustered and quickly glanced at off-screen MC before hiding his face away. 

Levi: Mammon, give me back my money. Then go crawl in a hole and die.

Mammon: Listen, human. You remember my advice from before about what to do when demons attack? Well, you’re about to witness that for real. So...time for you to die, because if it’s either you or me, it ain’t gonna be me!

“Oh my god!  He straight up just ditched me. Wow, I’m offended,” the MC onscreen said. 

“That sounds about right  for Mammon,” said off-screen Satan while everyone else murmured an agreement.

“Oi! I ain’t that bad, I didn’t know MC well then,” defended off-screen Mammon

Levi: Do you realize what just happened? Mammon used you as a sacrifice. I’ll admit that Mammon is one of the scummiest scumbags you’ll ever meet...a total lowlife. But still, that was pretty dumb of you letting him use you like that.

“Wow, goddamn. Why is everyone here so rude,” lamented onscreen MC

Levi and Mammon seemed to take the comment to heart. 

Levi: Are you free right now? Of course you are. You know what? Never mind. Either way, you’re coming with me. 

In the game MC gets dragged off by Leviathan to his room. 

Levi: You want to know why I looked around to see if anyone was watching before I closed the door? Why do you THINK I did it? Imagine what would happen if someone saw me inviting you into my room! A human who doesn’t even look like an otaku, but a normie!” 

“Oh my god! Levi’s an otaku! Yes! I found one of my people. Okay so I have three options I’m choosing ‘Actually, I’m an otaku, too.’ represent brother,” onscreen MC said as they grew very excited. 

Soon Levi began his rave about the Tale Of Seven Lords. He began explaining the characters, their relationships, and various other TSL trivia. 

“Aw Levi is so cute! So obviously TSL is about the brothers, Lord of Corruption is Lucifer, Lord of Fools is Mammon, Lord of Shadows is Levi, and so on. And I assume I’m the Henry of the brothers, that’s some interesting world building there. I wonder if we’ll get some foreshadowing from that. I love him just ranting about things he loves, I feel like Levi and I will be good friends. Now it says I have three options, I’m choosing ‘Right! Screw all the normies! Who needs ‘em?’,”  MC clicked on their choice. 

Yeah, screw them!

“Levi is literally so cute,” MC onscreen exclaimed

“MC, is this really what you thought me? I’m just a yucky otaku, I’m not cute,” asked off-screen Levi. 

He had been very flustered ever since MC had first called him cute. MC reached down and grabbed Levi’s hand giving it a little squeeze.

“Of course I did and still do! I’m your Henry, Levi,” MC said while they smiled down at Levi

“MC, I thought it was interesting the comparison you made of the TSL characters to us brothers,” chimed in Satan.

“Yes, now that you mention it there is quite a strong correlation between the characters and us,” added Lucifer. 

As this was being said Solomon shot Simeon a knowing look and smile which was quickly returned, but went unnoticed by the others. The attention of the room was then shifted as the Onscreen MC began their outro. 

“Okay my lovelies that is all I will be playing for today. So far we’ve met all the brothers, I think except one and we have found a brethren of ours. None other than our fellow Otaku Levi, he is kind of mean to me but I’m sure we can win him over. Also Mammon just straight up ditched me, but it’s fine, whatever. Anyway don’t forget to subscribe, like, and comment, and I will y’all next time. 

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Hey guys I’ve created a new account just for fanfiction writing, I’ll be posting the rest of there series there so if you want to continue reading go to @fangirl-sansa

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[hellohellohellobingmetropcs]

Sum lite 🤨

Zion was ordered by management to apologize to the beanz on your behalf for your breakdown on live.

His jealous fans finally got under your skin after 4 months of officially dating. This being the reason Zion kept his relationship offline. You were no secret to his friends and fam.

Of course he’d subtweet you on the timeline so fans were under the impression there was a lady in his life, but who?

In a state of pure bliss and love you posted a pic of you and Zion from your camera roll, tagging him in the picture on your public Instagram.

The next morning fans poured in with the screenshot, summing up his subtweets and little hints with your picture to confirm the relationship.

Zion being the fan favorite member, making you the most hated girlfriend out the gang. The other guys’ girlfriends got hate but also received much more love from fans than you.

Out of boredom you decided to go live on Instagram, just seeing what was up in the world. You rolled your eyes at some comments, making a mental note to block the accounts later.

“None of you know me. Shit, you don’t even know Zion!”

You sighed in frustration, pulling your hair up in my messy bun. Now they were calling you rude and telling you that you didn’t deserve Zion.

“Everytime he posts a pic of us here comes 50 of you calling me a gold digger��� on my life everything I have is because of me. Nobody gave me shit. I don’t ask Zion for shit. Anything he gives me is a gift”

Zion nodded to himself in agreeance as he watched the video with his headphones on.

PrettyMuch were flying back to California from Florida for some promo for their new album. First thing on his mind was to get back to you and shower you with his love which he knew you needed right now.

“Then there’s the ones who think I wanna steal clout. Bro fuck y’all. Honestly”

You reached down to Simba, setting him on your lap. You cuddled him, watching more and more hate comments fill your screen. As easy as it is to just turn off the screen, everyone knew you and Zion to be the outspoken couple. A thing never got past you two without being addressed.

“Y’all are delusional as fuck. You’re like 15 behind a fanpage and only spread hate? Go do your homework”

Zion grew a little angry with his supporters as the tears in your eyes welled up. He couldn’t wrap his head around why people that support him want to make his significant other feel bad. You’ve been nothing but quiet when fans disrespect you online because you understood what it was like to be boy crazy over a boy band in your teen years and not like the idea of your idol dating.

Today was where you’ve had enough because in person you’d never let the disrespect slide like that.

“I don’t even know why I’m upset. I don’t care about what y’all think. That’s my husband .. yes we’re married, don’t ask. I’m not going anywhere”

After the complied clips of the livestream came an old video of you two kissing. In the background Zion could hear himself say he loves you.

The video splattered a hint of blush across his yellow cheeks, making him eager to get home.

Time had crept up on you when Zion’s appearance startled you from your book. It was 11pm already and you knew he had a late flight so you stayed up.

“Are you mad?”

He chuckled, already knowing what you were referring to. “Baby you can’t just go off on fans like that”

“Z I’m sorry. They just ..” you let a harsh sigh, circling the room as the anger re-entered your veins.

“Don’t cry mamas. Talk to me”

You hadn’t noticed the hot tears falling from your eyes until Zion mentioned it, pulling you into a warm hug.

“they make me so mad” you muttered out.

“They’re kids babe. Calm down love” his thumb wiped away your tears, pressing his lips over your swollen pair.

“You’re smart, funny, sexy, crazy .. everything I want in a woman. Fuck them kids! I’m in love with you, not who they think you are on the internet”

“You’re quite the looker yourself kuwonu. I love you too”

“I’m gonna shower I’m tired”

“Tired?” His hands slid down your back, thumbs drawing circles over your back dimples “Baby let me put you to sleep”

You laughed at his devastation to come, spinning out of his grip and making your way towards the bathroom for a hot shower before bed. “My cycle is on you hornball”

He mentally cursed himself knowing he was waiting for this day since the day he left. His favorite hello and goodbye present is always sex. He’d be broke if he was paid to keep his hands off you.

You did as you said, falling right asleep instantly after the wash. Zion was in awe of how you’d mindlessly for for one of his shirts instead of actual pajamas at night.

Before the night was over he wanted to get the whole live situation out the way and under wraps.

He set up his laptop in his desk, heading straight to Instagram for a live session. Fans poured in with their thoughts and opinions on your from earlier, he read a few just to see where their heads were at before going in.

“Hey guys I just wanted to hop on here and say wassup” he waved to the camera, watching as greetings poured in from his devoted fans.

One question about you caught his attention. He stayed quiet as he pondered on how to address the situation.

Looking into the camera he could still see you sound asleep in his bed with his T-shirt on.

“Most of you know this .. (Y/N) is my girlfriend and she’s been around for a while now. Like she said she’s not going anywhere any time soon so get used to her. Also, be nice. The name-calling is childish and if you were a true fan of mine you’d understand she makes me really happy. I’d hate to lose her over something like my own fans bullying her. It makes me sad that I even have to address this .. bullying isn’t ever ok. I’ve talked to her about what she said and she’s really sorry if she offended anyone and if that’s not great enough, I am too. I love you all so much and I love (y/n) too. Okay now that that’s out the way I’m about to shower and hop in bed with my lady. I’m really tired. So much new shit coming to you guys so stay tuned! Bye guys”

On that note he ended the live, doing exactly as he planned. The cool night air whipping around your body as he lifted the covers to slide into bed with you after his shower. The bed sank in on his side making you roll into him, wrapping your arms around him. He smiled to himself, dropping a hand on your ass per usual as his own tiredness took over him.

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[loveisblindfanfictionbka]

Love Is Blind: Chapter Three

Marcus smirked as he watched Chris mess with the straw in his drink, “Man, whoever she is has got you messed up bad.”

Chris jerked his head up and frowned in confusion, “huh?”

“You have completely zoned out on me, Bro. What’s going on?”

“Just thinking.”

“So your divorce? What happened?”

“I wasn’t any good for her. It just wasn’t gonna work out.”

“How’d she take it?”

“Not good. I’m surprised she hasn’t put a hit out on me.”

Marcus chuckled, “that woman loves you too much.”

“Loved.”

“Loves. I said what I said.”

“Do you know something I don’t?”

“Do you know she hasn’t dated since your divorce?”

“No. I never bothered to keep up with her.”

“Really?”

“I don’t have the right to. Why keep up with her life if I didn’t have the decency to stay in it?”

“You got a point.”

“So who is the new girl?”

“There is no new girl. Just somebody I’m getting to know.”

“So there is a new girl.”

“No.”

“Chris, we can play with semantics all night but be honest, do you like her?”

“Yes but we’re just friends.”

“For now.”

“She’s still in love with her ex-husband. I’m not in control of my life and neither of us are looking for anything serious.”

“Then what’s the harm in making her your new girl. You both know whats the deal up front.”

“Besides she doesn't want to meet me anyway.”

“You’ve never met?”

“I met her online. I only have a vague idea of what she looks like but we’ve never actually seen each other or spoke to each other.”

“Really? I didn’t know you were into that.”

“I set it up out of boredom but I got lucky with talking to her. She’s really nice.”

“What she do?”

“She’s a Vet. Owns her own clinic and shelter”

“Nice. Is she local?”

“Not sure. I know her business is in the city. Never asked if she lived there or not.”

“Chris, you might know her already.”

“I doubt it besides I think the not knowing her is the best part.”

“No identity, no expectations.”

“Exactly.”

“Well more power to you. Hope you don’t miss out on an amazing woman wanting to be all mysterious and shit.”

“I’m not concerned.”

A: How has your day been?

C: Hectic. My daughter caught the flu so I’m out of commission for the next few days

A: Aww...poor baby. Is this the first time she’s been sick?

C: No so I’m pretty prepared for the theatrics that will be coming my way

A: She’s that kind of kid, huh? Lol

C: Lol regardless of the fact that she’s three, she gets sick and reverts to an infant but I love babying her. Just don’t tell her that

A: Lol, your secret is safe with me

C: How have you been?

A: Good. Finalizing details for this gala a certain someone got me to attend

C: Lol, you made the deal, I just accepted

A: Yea. Whatever.

C: Did you decide on a date for our virtual outing?

A: I mean you have the child

C: It’s not like I’m gonna be leaving my house though

A: That is true

C: Are you nervous?

A: No, it’s not like you’re gonna hear my voice or see me. What’s there to be nervous about?

C: I don’t know I’m asking you

A: Are you free this weekend?

C: 8 pm Saturday?

A: Works for me

C: Cool

A: You know you could’ve just picked a time and told me

C: Yea but it was your idea so your choice

A: Hmm...I guess

C: What you thinking about?

A: If I should send you a sneak peek of my dress

C: You have it already? I thought the gala wasn’t for another month

A: A month goes by fast especially if you own your own business, time is not of the essence

C: Ah, very true. Are we still doing text to speech or?

A: I have some equipment I can use for voice changes. You?

C: I work at a college, I’m sure I can find some

A: Cool

C: Is your voice that distinctive that I’d be able to figure out who you are from hearing it?

A: Yes.

C: Ah, now I’m curious

A: It’s not that I’m worried about knowing you but I’ve been interviewed and stuff before so hearing my voice would definitely be a dead giveaway and ruin the mystery

C: I understand. 

A: Does any of this make you uncomfortable?

C: No. It keeps things simple and uncomplicated. No complaints from me

A: Cool

                                               ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Robyn quickly composed herself as she posed for the picture in front of her phone. The self-timer clicked and she grabbed the device to see her handy work. She smiled at the successful shot. No identifying marks but it captured her body and clothing perfectly. She sat down and logged into her dating app to send the picture to Chris. Not wanting to be consumed with nervousness, she logged out completely before taking off her clothes and heading to take a shower. Their double blind virtual outing was tonight.

Chris smiled as his phone pinged and he clicked on the new message. The long-sleeve navy blue dress hugged every curve of Anna perfectly. She was completely covered but it still felt just as sexy as if she was naked. That was an art. The message read, “I probably could’ve waited a few weeks to send you this but I figured what the hell. What do you think?”

Chris rubbed his hand along his chin then through his hair as he stared at the picture. Was he making a mistake letting this stay just an online thing? Could she really be as amazing as she seemed? Maybe it was just the lust talking. He had sworn off women the past few years so it wasn’t like he had many outlets for any kind of attraction. Anesa was with his sister and cousins for the night while he had his virtual outing with Anna. He really didn’t understand why she just didn’t call it a date but then again they aren’t supposed to be dating so it makes sense.

Robyn shook off any nervousness as she sat down in front of her computer. It was easier to not be tempted to use the camera if she didn’t have one so she decided to use her desktop instead of her laptop. The older monitor was wired for sound but not video. She had emailed Chris a link to the video chat site with its autoset to start at 8pm. She glanced at the cover of the screen and sighed as the clock flipped from 7:59 to 8:00.

“Hi Anna,” an auto generated voice came through her speakers

“Chris, it’s nice to hear your voice.”

Chris laughed, “well something like my voice. How are you?”

“I’m great. You?”

“I’m good. Thank you for the picture.”

“Eh, I was trying it on and thought why not. You never answered my message”

“Well, I knew I was gonna talk to you soon so I figured it’d be easier to say what I was thinking than writing it”

“Ah, so what do you think?”

“I think you look incredible. It’s hard to be sexy and completely covered from neck to toe but you definitely pulled it off.”

“Why thank you. My friend was a little upset that I picked that dress.”

“Why?”

“She thinks I need to show more skin.”

Chris laughed, “well you’re single, no harm in doing that.”

“Single and not trying to mingle though.”

“If you look as amazing in the face as your body does. Nothing short of staying home would keep people, men especially, from trying to talk to you.”

“Oh don’t say that.”

“Why? It’s the truth.”

“Still don’t say it.”

“You’re afraid of dating?”

“No, just not prepared for it. I don’t really want to like anybody else.”

“Not even me.”

“You are a very pleasant and partially unwanted surprise. I don’t think I could not not like you though.”

“I’ll take that as a compliment”

“Good because I meant it as one,” Robyn laughed, “Feel weird yet?”

“Nope. This is a lot easier than typing though.”

“It is. 

“So how was your day?”

“It was good. I had the start of auditions for my upper level songwriting and music composition classes.”

“Really? How do those work?”

“The student either performs live or brings in a recorded piece that they wrote and/or composed.”

“Do they have to be the performer?”

“It is preferable but no. I get my share of duos from time to time.”

“Is it easier to audition as a duo or solo?”

“To me, neither. I try to be equally as hard on all my students.”

“Did you work in the music industry before?”

“Actually no, just a dream deferred, I guess.”

“What about your divorce made you switch careers?”

“Music has always been healing for me. I had no desire to be famous or anything like that but I wanted to deal with music. Teaching did that for me.”

“Were you healing from your marriage?”

“No. My mother had passed away and it just threw my life into a spiral.”

“Were you close?”

“Not like we should’ve been. I was raised by another family member and my mom wasn’t really around most of my life.”

“That’s sad.”

“It’s life. You learn to make the best of it.”

“It doesn’t sound like you did.”

“To be honest, I didn’t at first. I was mad at everything and everybody. I just gave up.”

“And your marriage was a casualty of that.”

“Yup.”

“And you still love her?”

“I don’t want to but I do.”

“I know that feeling. So you were adopted by the family member or they just took you in?”

“Just took me in, nothing official.”

“Oh ok.”

“You have a good relationship with your family?”

“Yea, I think we still sit on different sides of the fence when it comes to my ex but other than that nothing major.”

“Why?”

“They loved him. He was my high school sweetheart so we kind of grew up together.”

“Same here. Do they want you guys to get back together?”

“Absolutely.”

Chris laughed.

“Sometimes I wonder if there were things he told them that he couldn’t tell me.”

“It’s possible. It's easier to open up to somebody you don’t feel responsible for. Men worry a lot about looking weak in front of their spouses. We wonder if women will still trust our judgment if they think we’re more emotional than logical.”

“Any woman worth her medal knows men are more emotional than logical, y’all just like to play with semantics. Just because you don’t deal with your emotions doesn’t mean they don’t exist or magically go away. Y’all just have different methodologies than we do.”

“Were you a therapist in a past life?”

Robyn laughed, “No, I took basic psychology classes in college.”

“Definitely sounds like you took more than the requisite elective.”

“I did. Almost had enough for a minor but I overloaded on vet classes to try to finish my bachelor’s early.”

“Did you?”

“Just a semester early, nothing too major.”

“That’s awesome. Were you always a vet?”

“Actually no. I took a few years off after veterinary school, did a bunch of odd jobs before I came back to my chosen profession.”

“Ah, good deal.”

“It had its perks.”

“How’d your husband feel about that?”

“We weren’t married initially but he didn’t seem to mind even after we did get married. He had a bit of an old school rearing and liked being a provider, I can admit.”

“And all that time you never had children?”

“I don’t think he could’ve emotionally handled children but then again, we might have fought for our marriage more if there were some involved.”

“You think so?”

“We both grew up in separated families, raised by a single parent or guardian. Two parent households weren’t the norm for either of us.”

“Ah ok.”

“We had always maintained the idea of having children once we got married but then we got married and things just didn’t work out. I wanted to try immediately after the ceremony but he kept stalling. First, it was getting his career off the ground then the timing just wasn’t right and by then we were divorced. I don’t think he wanted children with me.”

“You know being a parent isn’t something to take lightly, from what it sounds like it wasn’t you, he just wasn’t ready. At least, he was self aware to know that.”

“And your wife?”

“After the first year, we barely had sex.”

“Were you not attracted to her anymore?”

“I was. I just didn’t really like myself anymore and it made it hard to be physical with her. We had years of having sex and making love. I wasn’t the same so it didn’t feel the same, I felt like I was shortchanging her.”

“Sounds like you made a lot of decisions for her.”

“I know she would’ve stayed if I didn’t leave but I also knew she wasn’t happy. I couldn’t say I love her and subject her to an unhappy marriage, it’s not fair.”

“Why didn’t you just get help?”

“I did that’s what led me to ask for a divorce.”

“Your help told you to get divorced?”

“Not explicitly. My therapist told me that I needed to take time to focus on myself with no distractions. My mother had died, My father showed back up in my life. It just felt like everything was falling apart and then I had my wife. Trying to be supportive but completely unhappy and walking on eggshells. It felt like I was torturing her and I didn’t want us to live like that. I didn’t want her to live like that. When I tried to explain what was going on, it just made everything worse.”

“What you mean?”

“I broke her. In such a short marriage, I broke her and I didn’t know how to undo what I had done. I also wasn’t in the space to undo it. I just wanted to die and I didn’t want her to see that.”

‘Did you try to-”

“It was a week after she had moved out. Complete nervous breakdown.”

“Chris, I’m so sorry.”

“Don’t be. It was bound to happen. The mind can only take so much before it has to reset itself.”

“Did you tell her?”

“No. I made my family promise not to say anything to anyone either. I made her leave for that exact reason. Sometimes you can just feel when you’ve reached your breaking point.”

“True. So she had no idea?”

“No. If she had, she probably would’ve came back and never went through with the divorce. I didn't want her spending her life fixing my mess, that’s my job.”

“Wow. I appreciate you telling me this.”

“I’m surprised I did. Had this been a year or two ago, I probably would’ve stopped talking to you as soon as you asked about her.”

“Really?”

“Yea. Failure sucks.”

“Well, it doesn’t sound like you failed. It’s not like all avenues had been exhausted.”

“If your ex-husband had did this, would you be so accommodating?”

“If he had actually told me all this happened with him, absolutely. This is so much different than the silence and moping around that I got.”

“What if it wasn’t?”

“I mean I definitely have to get over feeling so betrayed first. Ten years of a relationship and he couldn’t trust me enough to let me in, that’s a hard pill to swallow.”

“Yea but it happens. I imagine my ex-wife would probably feel that exact same way.”

“I might not know you well enough to say this but I really think you should find her and talk to her. The years may have softened her.”

“I don’t think it would be right. I caused her enough issues, the last thing she’d probably want is to be reminded of me.”

“There you go making decisions for her again. You never know until you find out.”

“I guess.”

“Unless you don’t want to find out.”

“What you mean?”

“I think you’re afraid that you really did break her and she never bounced back. I think finding out that she hasn’t moved on scares you more than anything.”

“I-”

“You love her and I don’t think you will ever stop, so you want her to be happy. You want her to have forgotten about you and got everything she ever wanted in life. But if she hasn’t, you’d have to realize that though you did everything to protect her, you made the biggest mistake making her go especially when she didn’t want to. As a woman who’s been there and still there, you didn’t give her a chance to be what you needed because you were so worried about not being what you thought she wanted, even though you never asked.”

Robyn pulled her covers up under her chin as she laid back staring at her ceiling. Talking to Chris, really got her to thinking about her ex-husband. Did something happen to him to make him shut him down? Did he really walk out to save her like he told her? If so, why didn't he trust her to be there for him? At least this Chris is healed but clearly she has a penchant for damaged men. Is she a damaged woman? Did her ex really break her to the point she could never recover?

Chris sat on the phone with Anesa, half listening to her ramble about her day. He was going to go get her from his sister’s house but after talking with Anna, he needed the night to himself, to regroup. He couldn’t say that she was wrong. He never really thought about if his ex-wife was happy or not since he left. At least not out loud. Like what right did he have to shake up her life again after shaking it up in the first place? That’s why he never asked about her. It wasn’t right to be about her life if he made the initiative to walk out of it. Anna really showed him the other side of the situation, it really wasn’t as pretty and hopeful as he thought it would’ve been. He never thought of his divorce as a mistake but did he really ruin something that could’ve been fixed?

[diangeloyoyok]

my review on pjo movies

first up with have The Lighting Thief obviously

 Poseidon’s entrance lowkey kinda fire but high key weird

‘it’s been many years’ didn’t y’all just have that winter solstice party together ???

‘if your son if the thief i will send him to the pits of tartarus’ ouch that hurt ngl

logan lerman 🥺

he would’ve been such a good percy if they did the movies when he was younger IDC IDC IDC

i stan black grover and just grover overall

i wish we got to see my bitch nancy

sally and percy sallY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY

gabe to me is just *hmm* perfect in this movie, he’s not as mean in the movies but he’s still an asshole ehehehe

i love Chiron actor i think it’s very accurate

also wtf chiron is bros with the big three lols 😹

y’all know jenna davis?- that’s who the girl who plays ms dodd’s looks like

so they just gonna ignore him and tak ab him while he’s RIGJT. THERE.

‘This is a pen. This is a pen.’

‘Are you guys crazy? This is a pen man!’

the scene with gabe makes me uncomfy bc percy says in the book gabe never hits percy in front of sally but ok 😗✌️

leaving percy was the *mOST* difficult thing poseidon *the GOD of water* has ever done wow percy is that cool

‘You’re half donkey?!”

i am da wittlest minotaur 😳✨🙈

such a subtle entrance to the camp love it

why y’all give percy the pen before he supposed to be a badass and rip the horn off wjth his hands but ig

wait so in this dumbass movie percy doesn’t even do anything to get the horn goodbye

i’m still very pissed that they took the scene of annabeth sayjng ‘you drool when you sleep’ but it’s fine i’m NOT fine

why is no one wearing camp shirts 🤬

they may be wrong but i didnt know it was ‘brUnner’ not ‘brUNner’

it’s kinda cute how when percy first sees annabeth he’s like ‘ooouuu who’s that name now 😌😏”

brown haired blue eyed looking ass BITCH

‘A real horses ass’ laughed a LITTLE

so the poseidon cabin is just *THAT* open poor percy no privacy

oh wait wth they already know his daddy poseidon 🤨

like everyone just knew ????

when did percy get new clothes the fuck

why did everyone laugh and shake their heads when chiron introduced percy what whores

omg luke 🥺

i know everyone knows this but it’s *SOOOOOOOOO* unrealistic annabeth and luke aren’t on the same team. like i’m pretty sure in the first book annabeth said they had a permanent allies type thing with the hermes cabin

‘that’s a sword! that’s a sword’ aw baby luke why’d you have to be evil 🙁🤚

where the FUCK did that bitch tryna be annabae come from

she realky said ‘i love trees🌲☺️❤️’

why does annabeth act like clarisse during capture the flag

also the fuCK WHERE MY BABY CLARISSE

why are there like actual 30 yr olds at camp

luke was so excited when he saw percy get up he said ‘omg no way✨’

so suddenly percy just knows sword play 😀

and deFEATS ANNABETH WE ALL KNOW HE CANT EVEN DO THAT NOW

y’all red heads a bunch of babies

i already know it’s coming

shit no

i hate it

i hate it so much

already ew’d out

‘i definitely have strong feelings for you, i just haven’t decided if they’re positive or negative yet.’

‘well you let me know when you figure it out’

‘you’ll be the first’

why they just drinking nectar for fun?? like bruh you tryna die or sum

after that i can’t watch anymore tonight

it’s been like 3 weeks but let’s not talk about that

i’m not even gonna comment on the campfire scene anymore my god

i like how in movies everyone is like “omg the underworld so scary percy you can’t go that’s so dangerous you will DIE”

and in the books they’re like “yeah it’s dangerous but whateva you 12 yr olds have fun down there bring me a souvenir!!”

why does luke have?? video?? games?? in?? his?? cabin??

WAIT LIKE A WHOLE ASS TECHNOLOGY SETUP WHAT

why is luke the only one in his cabin like where’s the stolls and chris 😳

you mean to tell me luke broke into hermes house just for like funzies and to steal shit?

sounds like travis and connor but ok✨

what the fuck even is the whole pearl plot

i don’t even wanna talk about the medusa scene

percy has an ipod 🤡

“i’ve only been in the outside world a few times” did you fucking practice driving those few times or WHAT

if percy could actually heal people with water wowie imagine how useful

why did percy bring swimming trunks on a quest

can this brown haired bitch shut up already

sally never took gabes last name excuse you 🤣

ofc it’s fucking fox news giving us that bullshit info on sally

they in nashville wee-doggie 🤠

‘hey it’s your mom’ obviously dumbass she has eyes

so they hid in the potty room for like 5 hours? huh

yeah let’s jus facetime lukey real quick 🥰

silly boy percy

“how flipping awesome was that”

does percy even know he can bend water in the first book

that’s gonna be an unexplainable statue for the workers tmrw

lotus hotel baby

the only reason this movie is watchable

vegas be lookin kinda fresh i wannna go

i wanna stay at the lotus hotel this place looks sick asf

lotus flower treats yummy yum

here comes gaga 😮

why they laugjing so much

wonder if nico likes gaga

imagine like 10 yr old nico just straight vibing there

grover pulling out the dance movies yessir 🤩

“no❤️ percy don’t eat the flower”

why didn’t percy just like grab the flowers and throw them

OOOO KESHA WE LOVE TO SEE IT

TIKTOK ON THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY DONT STOP NOW WOAHWOAHWOAH

i’m bored ✨

ooo skeletons

charon my queen 👑🥳

“we drowned in a bathtub, all three of us” 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

i wish that was in the movie

i wish a lot of things were in the movie hit that is high

we’re in the same boat in the very same boat

how do you get seasick in an elevator- BOAT?

the way to the underworld is over the styx it’s a river

i know, you show off chicks

sexist much? go make a splash

i’ll splash you

it’s like watching titian’s clash, they’ll kill each other it they’ll kiss if we’re lucky they’ll end up in an abyss

um

anyways✨

hades do be looking kinda cool tho

that’s a cool ring you got there hades

omg mommy sally 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

how did percy not notice the lightening bolt in the damn shield befORE???

“it’s luke shield he betrayed us”

damn she switched sides real fast

this phoney bitch why does she want power and a war sis go plant shit

i refuse to believe hades is abusive sorry sis you ain’t fooling me

god where’s Juniper when you need her

so no fight between percy and aries 🤡

instead we have lukey pukey

omh he’s the lightening thief i did not see that coming ong 😳

^^ me on twitter after it’s revealed on the percy jackson tv show

can this luke character chile

percy pulled a harry styles and said “i’m falling” 😔

i’m thE SON OF POSEIDON I NEVER ASKED TO BE BUT IM THE SON OF POSEIDON

“yeah, i think i am the son of poseidon”

okay 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

omG i goT bUtTerFliEs

how does s-dog jusy know how to get to olympus did y’all get freaky up there or

that’s actually kinda how i imagine olympus looking so

i guess

good job

maybe

what is this ant man why they so small

“i have no connection to poseidon”

p-dog looked kinda hurted 😳

as if zeus would ever compliment percy

has athena ever told annabeth *or any of her kids* i’m proud of you

“i need to speak with him” “just this once”

yet we got poseidon showing up once in awhile just to say hi

7 months? 😀

percy was 7 months old?

now i don’t remember much but i don’t think it was that long luv ❤️

“always”

i thought i was watching percy jackson not harry potter tf is up

sally and percy have my whole heart

g-man got his horns

chiron 🥺✨

missed my main hoe 😍

why are there so many fucking campers

there’s like 500

let’s take a chill pill shall we

annabeth and percy look like siblings in this

 incest 😳

they bouta fiGHTshe better have won

k well that’s it thank the gods 😘

i’ll be back in like 4 months to review sea of monsters i need a break of bullshit

OH ITS NOT OVER

it’s gabe

he pulled a demi

stone cold

stone cold

everyone will be happier without him

[queencryo]

I’m gonna liveblog my ccapstone final presentation and you’re all going to have to deal with it ^_^

ASPODFIASPODFIAPOSDFIAPOIVZJX PROF IS DOING A DESCRIPTION OF THE TEAMS WE ALL INHERITED FROM

THE ONLY GOOD THING SHE HAS TO SAY ABOUT THE ONE WE INHERITED IS THAT THEY WERE REALLY PERSERVERING. I’M LOVING THIS. THEY TRIED SO HARD BUT GODDAMN.

liHoly shit the glove group’s demo looks SO much better than their previous one. Full swag! full swag! And putting up a dude with TWO future tech cool gloves is always a huge coolthing to do during your presentation you know? That slaps hard.

Hope our presentation goes well, really badly hope it does... Man I hope they don’t shit on our putting so much time into internal testing for the presentation? That testing is what saved our project (ie: what made our prof finally start being on our side on things)

Holy shit I forgot that the glove group fucking. used pressure-to-conductance sensors then did tests with a cooking scale to convert their voltages to gram-force (which is what “hand specialists” use I guess????)

I’m fucking gargling, glove team had a team member in thailand so they did a lot of work at 830 PM or 830 AM. (*Ignores that we did a huge amount of work between the hours of 9PM and 6AM*). oh my GOD the guy in austin just.. left his computer on and the thailand one teamviewer’d into his PC to program stuff...

THEY FRIED AN ARDUINO. AND HAD TO SAW THROUGH IT BECAUSE UNSOLDERING WAS TOO HARD. ***AND THEY ACTUALLY PUT THIS INTO THEIR FUCKING PRESENTATION***. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I FRIED A RASPBERRY PI BUT YOU DON’T SEE ME PUTTING THAT SHIT INTO OUR PRESENTATION

also dude y’all know the budget of $200 was what the university would give us right? you know you were supposed to get under $50 for the project itself right? right?

Glove group is getting some hard questions. Not insurmountable, but not easy. Hopefully I can figure out anything they ask!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA also i am out of adderall so we’ll SEE how this goes :)

Next up is uhhhh I think one of the survivor guys? The phone guys? I’m tryna be p vague but yeah

holy SHIT survivor guy demo was. so bad. so bad. the audio sounded terrible, the splitscreen videos weren’t synced up quite right. oh my god. I don’t want to be mean but I’m just. literally I was cringing. jeez. Bad audio.

The rest of the presentation isn’t as bad, except that oh dude I can see part of your windows background? and your taskbar? AND YOUR TASKBAR IN A COUPLE OF FRAMES ELSEWHERE???? it just. this doesn’t feel like they put effort into it.

They do all look crisp with their white button-ups though. our team decided on black t-shirts, because we’re all fools.

WHY IS YOUR ENTIRE PRESENTATION NOT FULLSCREEN. DUDE DID YOU ONLY DO ONE TAKE ON THIS SHIT?

I feel like their presentation genuinely looks worse than their prafctice presentation. jesus. FULL SECOND BLANK BLACK SCREEN DURING SECTION TRANSITION

im bored so im now zoning out and talking to my friends on pisscord~

I’m also... unmedicated lol. im ouuttttttttt

oh! I asked some porn lady on twitter where she gets her hormones since I’m about to graduate out of access to the uni clinic i get em from now, so imma look into that at some point :) some kinda. anime-themed hrt distribution thing.

Which is weird but hey. I figure... if they’re putting effort into theming, they probably aren’t putting out cocaine-laced trash ya know?

THIS MOTHERFUCKER GETTING DISCORD NOTIFICATIONS WHILE THEY’RE ANSWERING INDUSTRY PROFESSIONAL QUESTIONS

literally chatting with my friends and manically laughing in hte moments up to my final presentation. this is just like my high school graduation.

Alright we’re UP babes. my video is ON and our recorded presentation is UP on my teammate’s (and perhaps... *friend’s*............) sccreen (that was a joke) (but yeah the presentation is up we’ere just waiting to GO baby!)

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Aaaand muting our presentation during the parts I talked in... I like her fine I just don’t want to listen to her...

The industry guys look perplexed but idk if th oh GOD why is the video stuttering... I hope that’s on my side not on anyone else’s...

aaaaaaaa I hope they don’t ask us anything TOO hard. they’re probably going to ask why we used the sensor we did, but beyond that I really have no idea.

okay im paying attention again. I think our presentation is a LITTLE on the sexual side. I can’t be sure but... :smirk: Wish I had a friend who talked as much as me. Ah man you know what I miss? Watching movies with Al or Morgan. never hung w ppl who talked during movie theatres as much as them and me :) It was really good times!

God our mobile application UI is OS fucking sexy. holy fucking shit. God our guy on that did such an amazing job. There’s even animations when things are happening? It’s SOOOO good.

Now is the internal testing section of the presentation. Kinda show off that “hey mang our sensor just sucks DICK.” it’s super narrow and it HATES detecting black things. ... holy fuk I hope the choppy video is on myyyy siiiiiide... .. eh, I guess chopy video is kind of survivable. Not exactly our fault or something we could possibly predict, you know?

DISCORD

THIS IS A TRASHBIN FOR ALL MY WORDS SO THAT I DON’T TALK OR SAY SOMETHING STUPID WHERE IMPORTANT PEOPLE COULD SEE IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

at least the audio isn’t usually choppy during the parts of the presentation that aren’t videos? so that’s awesome :)

We did solve the problem of our faces getting in the way of the presentation

NOOOOOOO MY NAME ISN’T MARROW NOOOOOOOOOOO

ASDFASODPFAISPDFOI SHOWIN OFF THE PREVIOUS TEAM’S SHIT. PUTTING THEM ON FUCKING BLAST. FUCK Y’ALL. tho i did have the realization last night. you know what... if I passed with that shit I put in for 462, you know what... they can pass with what they did for this course. neither was good. <_<

ah fuck I’m talking again I gotta mute THAT SHIT (if it’s not clear, we pre-recorded our presentations and are now just... showing that, in da meeting).

hell yeah man hell yeah man

I think if they ask about our sensor choice I’ll say we got a $20 sensor beccause we had a budget of $50 for the final system. which. we SHOULD’VE then said “ohka ylet’s not use LiDAR.” but we didn’t, so here we are! I... think maybe part of this is my fault. Maybe a pair of microwave sensors was the way to go after all.

OH FUCK THE PRESENTATION IS OVER TIME FOR QUESTIONS.

They asked about the environmental concerns, and why we mentioned 3-d printing for the chassis when we didn’t actually do any such printing. both directed to me. we didn’t do any enviro conerns, and we didn’t end up 3-d printing because we couldn’t get it working so we just went with wood the whole way through.

Of course, we have a question about messaging between cones, because hey i mean that’s the most interesting part of our project, from a design standpoint. it is. it is. it is.

AY THEY SHOUTED OUT OUR ZOOM BACKGROUND FUCK YESSS

AY WHOOP AY WHOOP AY WHOOP THEY DIDN'T ASK SHIT ABOUT OUR PRESENTATION (i ASSUME BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUCKING FLAWLESS AND AMAZING THAT THEY HAD NO QUESTIONS AT FUCKING ALL BABY) 

THEY LITERALLY ASKED 4 QUESTIONS, ABOUT ENVIRO CONCERNS, CHASSIS, MESSAGING, AND SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE DATABASE

GOD THIS IS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

goddamn. survivor guy group 2 is going SO MUCH BETTER than the last one. opened on a description of the project, with the arm slowly opening to reveal their little screen with a heart on it... that’s SO good bro.

This presentation is so much better than the last one. Oh my god this is so good bro. Y’all did so awesome. I’m in lvoe with you. LOVE THIS SHIT

lmao oh yeah our CPM critical path went from 30 days to like 79 days. partially cuz 30 of our days were spent waiting for parts...

SURVIVOR GUY SHOWING OFF THEIR ABILITY TO PLAY VIDEO WITH A CLIP FROM THE OFFICE. DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH THEM (I DONT LIKE THE OFFIE BUT THAT’S WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN THE OTHER SURVIVOR GUY TEAM’S EXAMPLE OF THE SCHOOL FIGHT SONG YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

really really great presentation. I went into their pisscord and made sure to tell zem i loved their presentation.

AW DUDE I LOVE MY SISTER SO MUCH. NOT RELATED. JUST LOOKING AT MY DMS AND SAW HER NAME.

I don’t really care about group 5. i just don’t care! I’m. my part is done. I’m free, mostly. I’m god now....

yeah i haven’t paid attention to much on group five. just can’t be assed!

bluh i have a shitton of history homework due tonight... gotta do an interview and like 5 fuckin writing assessments. Really dropped every ball available ya know?

PROF SAID “THIS IS THE BEST I’VE EVER SEEN GROUPS DO” IDK IF THAT’S TRUE BUT HELLLLLLLLLL YEAH I FEEL FANTASTIC

Prof says yall did great, woulda done great under normal circumstances and that you did so good under these is amazing.

:)

Something about making an abstract or something...? Student research week or something.

goddamn. finality. we did it folks. holy sh8it. last meeting ofthis class. kind of... the last meeting of my college career, if everything goes as planned? so that’s. weird.

hhhh okay i can’t let Finality Anxiety get to me I still have shit to do. don’t let it set in!!!!!!!!!