#y’all BOTH ain’t slick | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

4mnji · 6 months

Text

FORGIVE ME, BABY ᡣ𐭩 eren yeager x reader

synopsis: u find out ur fwb has been fucking other girls on the low and u hate being one of his options, so he comes over to “apologize” to you

warnings: kissessss, pussy eating, fingering, orgasm denial, choking, pet names (baby, my love, princess), eren is just a lil mean n nonchalant 😠, reader is kinda possessive hehe 🎀, reader and eren r both in their 3rd year of college, once again written with a black women in mind but anyone can read

wc: 1.4k

a/n: here’s another fic that has been collecting dust in my notes for a hot minute. i hope yall enjoy 💋

you’re chilling on your bed, scrolling through instagram bored outta your mind when you get a call from your fuck buddy, eren. you shot up from ur position on the bed making sure u looked good enough to answer the facetime call. when you were just about to pick up, you stopped in your tracks and let it ring until the call eventually went away.

you wanted to pick up, you really did but you had remembered that just a few days ago mikasa, your best friend, had sent you a screenshot of one of her instagram mutuals close friends post with a message undernesth it saying “isn’t that ur man??”. you clicked on the screenshot and it was a picture of eren and some random girl laying in bed, eren with his face buried deep into her neck displaying all the hickeys he must’ve gotten from her with her hand touching his back. you instantly knew it was eren because of the tattoo behind his ear. obviously you knew you and eren weren’t together and probably would never be, but you just couldn’t stand the sight of seeing him give the d to anyone else who wasn’t u when he could simply just hit you up if he wanted a good fuck. your phone dinged 2 times, making you snap out of your trance.

rennie 💋💋

why u ain’t pick up?

i have ur location, ik ur ass is home.

you rolled your eyes at his messages, deciding not to text him back and just call him instead. he picks up on the first ring, instantly questioning you, not even giving u a proper greeting. “why didn’t you pick up?” he says with a blank stare. “well hello to you too” you scoff which doesn’t go unnoticed by him but he chooses to ignore it. “i was in the bathroom.” you lied. eren nods his head, looking away from the camera not saying anything. there’s a moment of silence before he breaks it and shifts his focus back onto you. “i wanna come over, i miss you.” you shake ur head laughing a bit at his statement. “you don’t miss me, you was just with some other girl like 2 days ago. if you really missed me you would’ve came to me instead of her” eren opens his mouth to speak, but you countinue talking. “eren, you know how i feel about being one of your lil hoes. if you wanna have multiple girls on your roster and pick and choose who u want to fuck on what days, you can get the fuck off my line because i’m not gonna be apart of that bullshit.”

eren sighs and doesn’t say anything for a couple of seconds. he thinks about his next actions and choice of words carefully. on one hand, he can argue with you, which would then lead to you not talking to him for a week, ignoring all his messages and calls and then eventually you’ll get tired of doing that and tell him to come over so y’all can “talk”. or he can just agree with whatever you were saying—and he chose the latter. his patience was wearing thin, he actually did miss you and he didn’t want to jeopardize his chances of seeing you with some stupid argument.

after thinking out his words he finally speaks “you’re right princess, i’m sorry” he says trying to sound as sympathetic as possible. honestly, eren didn’t give a fuck if u did or didn’t like his lifestyle, he does whatever the hell he wants to do. however, he didn’t want u to get any more upset with him than u already were, so he decided to make u feel like u had the upper hand so u would let him come over.

you were about to open your mouth to say some slick shit to him because you knew that these type of conversations between the two of you always ended up in some type of back and forth argument, so you were taken aback when he not only agreed with what you were saying, but even apologized. and eren never apologizes. “im right?” u question, confusion laced in your tone. “yea baby, you are and i’m sorry for making you feel that way. i’ll stop fucking around with all these girls i promise, just let me come over so i can make it up to you properly” after hearing all of eren’s empty promises and him actually “agreeing” with what u had to say for once, you folded immediately and told him to come over. you probably would’ve been standing on buisness a little bit more if u didn’t crave his touch so much but you did, you needed wanted him badly.

once you gave eren the green light that he can come over he was there in less than fifteen minutes and had you butt naked on your bed in less than five.

“keep your legs up, baby” eren instructs and u do as he says. you lift your legs up, locking your arms around them to keep them in place. eren begins to kiss all over the lower half of your tummy and slowly trails down to your pretty pussy. his kisses are so sweet, slow, and sensual that is has your toes curling in the air.

“mmm ren..f-feels good” you mutter out while letting out soft moans. eren hums, which sends a little vibration into you. eren knew u were close, even if u didn’t tell him u were. he was always so good at reading u like a book, but for now he decided to play dumb by pulling away and pretending like he didn’t know why u let out that little grunt when he did. before you can question why he stopped he starts rubbing on your puffy clit while looking into your eyes.

“y/n, i really am sorry that i didn’t come to you the other day. i don’t know what i was thinking princess, you think you can forgive me?” eren coos at you, with a little smirk on his face that goes unnoticed by you since your head is in the clouds with the way he’s rubbing on you. when he doesn’t get a response he slaps your pussy, earning a loud whine from you. “you didn’t answer me my love. you forgive me?” he asks again. “y-yes eren…i-i forgive you!” u hardly manage to let out.

eren smiles at you before he gives the lower half of your stomach another wet kiss. he moves his head back down so he can start making out with your pussy again. he’s being so sloppy with it but lord it feels so good. you try to push eren’s head away but he doesn’t let up and instead starts adding two of his long digits into your wet pussy while eating it.

you had no more strength left in your body to push his head away with the way he was eating and fingering your pussy. “erennnn im so closeee!!” you whine. and just when you were about to have your release, eren stops. he lifts his body up so he can sit down straight on the bed and he looks down at ur trembling body and just laughs.

“rennn what are u doing…?” u question quietly. eren rests his large palm on the right side of your cheek “i’m glad you forgive me, but you know…” he pretends to think for a moment, “i never got an apology from you for telling me what to do and you know i hate that bossy shit” his hands slides up to your neck and he gives it a little squeeze just enough to make you cough a bit. you rest ur smaller hands on top of eren’s, mentally hoping that you can make him forgive you and he’ll forget about all this and just make you cum.

“r-ren i swear i wont do it again im really sorry i-“ eren cuts you off and leans down to press a quick kiss onto your lips that were now swollen from you biting on them previously. he lets go of your neck and gives you his signature annoying (but sexy) smirk and god you wished you could slap that stupid look off his face, but you’re in such a weak state right now from how he was eating you out </3.

“show me how sorry you are and maybe i’ll think about forgiving you, sound good princess?”

#forgive my shitty smut writing </3 #anyways i’m working on an ony fic yayyy #eren yeager #eren x black fem!reader #eren x black y/n #eren x black reader #eren yeager smut #eren x reader #eren x black!reader #x reader #eren aot #eren smut #aot fic #4mnji ᯓ★

497 notes · View notes

tightjeansjavi · 7 months

Text

The Rite of Movement | drabble

“Your Pussy is God”

A/N: happy international women’s day to you, my baby loves! Cooked y’all up something real good on this special day celebrating all women 💗 pornstar!joel is here to worship each and every one of you ;) big thank you to my baby love bug @strang3lov3 for this moodboard and @itsokbbygrl for doing a quick beta read!

~word count: 655~

Summary: your pussy is god, baby love

Pairing | pornstar!joel x pornstar!female reader

Warnings: none, fluff, smut, domestic intimacy, established relationship, pussy eating, unprotected piv, body worship, pussy drunk Joel, filthy talk, language, soft vibes!, Joel is in his 40’s reader is in her 30’s, readers nickname is baby love, reader has no physical descriptions, +18 minors dni!

series masterlist

You feel the gentle scrape of his beard along your cheek bringing you back down to reality, ears ringing, breaths mingling as he presses a kiss to your lips, lashes fluttered, chests rising and falling in sync.

Sweat slicked, sticky skin adhered together like glue. He pulses inside of you, cock dully throbbing around your fluttering cunt.

There are no cameras this time. Just you and Joel in the shared comfort of the early morning where the sun has barely begun to rise along the horizon. The mourning dove coos outside of the open window, soft cream colored curtains billow in a cool breeze that kisses your exposed skin.

He lets out a grunt, low and deep as he slowly eases his cock from between your thighs. One strong arm loops around your waist, hugging you to him as his lips brush across your jaw. His movements are languid, no rush behind them as he trails his lips further, and further.

He kisses the column of your neck, tongue dragging across your pulse point, licking up your salt and perspiration, tasting the familiar tang on his tongue. He groans, nose pressing, dragging downwards.

“What’re you doing, baby?” You hum, lashes still fluttered shut as your hand slides upwards, resting along the back of his head and carding your fingers through his sweat stained curls.

“Tastin’ you, baby love.” He rasps, dragging his lips further to kiss the edge of your shoulder, between your breasts, tongue dragging down your sternum, stopping just above your belly button.

“Mmm.” You sigh contentedly, “continue.”

His lips curve upwards against your skin, grinning like a devil at your comment for him to continue. “Can I clean up the mess between your thighs? Let you ride my tongue out before the sun rises?” He pressed an open mouthed kiss against your hip, nibbling gently eliciting a giggle from you.

“Mhmmm. I would love that, baby. Clean up the mess that we made.” You correct him softly, peeking an eye open to watch him.

“You’re so pretty.” He coos, letting his freehand gently grasp your thigh and press it open as he sinks down further. “So pretty in this light, so soft, all mine.” He babbles, mind fuzzy and pussy drunk.

Your hips shift, making room to accommodate him comfortably. He wraps one arm around your stomach, gently pulling you down closer to his mouth while his freehand teases through your folds, spreading your inner lips open, messy and sticky with yours and his cum.

“Such a pretty little messy pussy, baby love.” He hums, smacking his lips together in anticipation because there isn’t a moment in the day where he’s not thinking of tasting you on his tongue. It’s his fuel, his energy, his life source—

“I love it when you talk about my pussy, Joel. Makes me feel so good inside that you think she’s so pretty.” You open both of your eyes, meeting his gaze just as he drags his tongue from your weeping hole, through your folds, and up to your clit, his eyes never leave yours. He gathers up your combined releases on his tongue, swallowing it down like he was quenched with thirst.

“Mmm. That’s what you deserve, baby love. To feel good, to feel loved, worshipped, admired, fuck—ain’t nothin’ I wouldn’t do to make you feel my love.” He makes your heart and pussy clench, and he doesn’t even have to try.

“Dude.” You giggle. “Who the fuck is cutting onions? How can you go from filthy to romantic in—oh” you sigh softly, head falling back against the roused pillows as his tongue flicks back and forth across your clit, lips wrapping around the nub, sucking gently with the intent to make you come undone all over again.

“Like this.” He chuckles, continuing his ministrations and taking you apart with his tongue, coaxing you to give him just a little bit more of his favorite meal.

Banners made by the lovely @saradika-graphics 💗

Please follow @tightjeansjaviupdates for fic updates and notifications

648 notes · View notes

starslyt · 8 months

Text

𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲 — 𝗘. 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲!𝗘𝗿𝗲𝗻, 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝗽𝗲𝘁 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 (𝗺𝗮, 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀, 𝗲𝘁𝗰), 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵. 𝗜𝘁𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗺𝗲

𝗪𝗰: 𝟵𝟲𝟲

smut under the cut. minors do not interact

the love was strong— too strong and too good to be fucking true. eren was your home and you were his but a night out turned this reality upside down real fast

in your defense, it wasn’t even your fault that some other nigga walked up to you trynna sweet talk you, you wasn’t really thinking straight anyways— not after mixing liquor

“you mad fine..” “yeah? you think so?” those pretty two tones lips wrapping around that glass of yours eyeing the mf infront of you

even through the giggles and soft smiles you made for the nigga, you ain’t want him. it just felt nice to hear from a 3rd person perspective to hear how sexy you were

but Eren didn’t find it enjoyable. watching his girl fall for some other dudes tricks like that and that easily. he’d let you have your little fun or whatever, but when y’all got home it was gonna be game fucking over for you

that’s why now your legs were wrapped around his hips as eren messily kissed those full lips of yours. thrusting his cock in your wet cunt and as you moaned for him trying to convince him it wasn’t nothing

“’m sorry daddy— please.. shit—” you scratched up his chest as your pretty lips fell open locking eyes with his. they were so cloudy with anger and jealousy

“you think he was gon’ fuck you like this, ma? you though you was gon’ get off with that shit? don’t play with me, girl.”

a ring of cream settling at his base and some dripping down his balls as he pounded into your messy cunt with pants and whines of his own as he punished that pussy for your wrong-doings

“this pussy s’good mama, yeah keep them legs open f’me. lemme show you who you belong to.”

Eren spoke against those lips of yours as his nails dug into your thighs leaving marks. he was too inlove with this pussy to ever let it go, under some circumstances and standards.

“ouu daddy s’too much..” your lips gently biting into his. eren eyes never left your face, them faces is what had him so inlove. that magic he saw in them eyes of yours when you were screaming for more or, in this case, less

“nah, baby, take this dick. you a big girl now mama, you can do it. make daddy proud.”

Eren huffed as he stroked that swollen clit of yours trying to milk that orgasm out of you. your hands gripped the sheets hard as your back arched off the bed with a breath you sucked up to moan out coming to a halt, quickly.

“yeah there it is, sweet girl. cum f’me, gimmie that shit”

the roughness of his voice went straight to your pussy as you squirted. your liquids spraying his chest as he let out a soft sigh as he watched that pussy cream and squirt all for him

“keep going, girl. you makin’ me so proud. look at this pussy squirting f’me. this pussy s’good. i don’t know who you think you playin’ with.”

Eren pounded into you harder with a grin on this face was he watched those pretty brown eyes of yours roll back and that brown skin glistening in the light as you squirmed and moaned

“who you think you runnin’ from, ma? you finna gimme one more. don’t start runnin’ now. keep this pussy cummin’ f’me. you wanna act grown so bad be grown wi’me”

all you could do was choke back a complaint and some slick-mouthed comment but as soon as the annoyance rised it was quickly consumed by the pleasure from feeling his fat cock pumping out of those squeezing walls of yours

“fuck— you squeezin’ so tight. you gon’ make me cum, princess? make daddy cum. lemme fill this pretty pussy up with my babies. open up f’me..”

Eren’s hands squeezed around your waist as he piston fucked his way deeper inside you making your vision flash white and a loud moan escape your throat

you’d both get a complaint from the neighbors, but that was the least of your worries right now

Eren’s nimble fingers trailing down your your clit once more pulling and rubbing it trying to milk out another orgasm from you as his orgasm was quickly approaching

“you gon let me fill this pussy up?” “yeah.. please daddy.. ouu shit fill this pussy up. s’all yours” your toes were curling behind his head, those thighs that he loved so much started to shake as his orgasm was just a few thrusts away

“cum wi’me. c’mon mama, i can feel this pussy getting wetter, make a mess f’daddy again.”

“yes daddy.. oh my g— m’cumming! m’cumming! oh shit—”

once more your pussy was gushing for him again with a scream ripping out of your throat as he fucked his own orgasm into you, his thrusts becoming sloppy and uneven as his eyebrows knitted together and his eyes closed

those puffy lips of yours swallowing every drop of him in that pussy as he slowed his thrusts down so both of you could catch your breaths.

“yeah that’s my good girl, shiiit baby. such a good job. lemme fuck a baby into you. i think you’d be so pretty with my babies in you. ain’t nobody finna take yo pretty ass away from me.”

he panted as his thrusts picked up again as a whine came out of your throat it didn’t seem like you two were gonna stop for a while, not until he got you pregnant with his baby.

#writers on tumblr #anime #fiction #aot smut #eren x reader #eren x black reader #eren yeager #eren yeager smut #aot x black reader #x black reader #x black reader smut #i was supposed to post this yesterday but i crashed. my bad yall

437 notes · View notes

sunflowerkiwis · 1 year

Text

New WAG

charles leclerc x reader - part two

summary: you and charles are not the only ones with a fairytale love story but everyone’s still keeping a close eye on you two…

feedback is appreciated + requests are open!

enjoy xx

part one | part two | part three | part four

yourbestfriend added to their story!

- view all replies -

yourusername girllll

yourusername who took the photo :0

yourbestfriend who do you thinkkk

yourusername danny?

yourbestfriend nopeee

yourusername …

yourbestfriend

liked by carlossainz55, yourusername, and 632,849 others

yoursbestfriend mama, i think i’m in love

view all comments

user01 watcha doing here carlos🤨

yourusername ew no

yourusername stop

yourusername my eyes

user03 yn what do you know…

carlossainz55 lucky guy

charles_leclerc about time

liked by yourbestfriend

yourusername don’t encourage this

yourfriend omg congrats girl!!

carlossainz55

liked by charles_leclerc, yourbestfriend, and 908,432 others

carlossainz55 y te amaré con my vida❤️❤️

view all comments

yourusername translator here, he says he can’t stand you

user07 yn💀

carlossainz55 why won’t you let me be happy

charles_leclerc wow, i didn’t know you could do it

user11 not charles saying carlos gets no bitches

yourusername he doesn’t

user21 carlos soft launching is something i never knew i needed in life

user09 y’all… is that not yn’s friend @yourbestfriend??

user13 wait…

user07 omg look at her most recent post👀

yourusername

liked by charles_leclerc, carlossainz55, and 1,293,168 others

yourusername round 2, @scuderiaferrari, let’s go❤️✨

tagged: yourbestfriend

view all comments

user15 we all agree carlos is here for @yourbestfriend and not yn, right

yourbestfriend 🤭😇

yourusername what?! omg @carlossainz55 eres un traidor

carlossainz55 no comment

charles_leclerc bellissima ♥️

yourusername ti amo ♥️

user17 i want what they have

carlossainz55 lucky charms

charles_leclerc first of all, back off

charles_leclerc second, right😍

yourusername added to their story!

- see all replies -

yourbestfriend i declare a war

yourusername oh you’re so on. get ready to lose😘

yourbestfriend added to their story!

- see all replies -

carlossainz55 ferrari looks good on you amor❤️

yourbestfriend thank you baby ❤️

f1wags_

liked by 403,271 others

f1wags_ new possible wag? yn yln’s best friend, ybf seems to be getting quite close to carlos sainz. could this potentially mean something new blooming between the two?

yourusername

liked by charles_leclerc, yourbestfriend, and 998,247 others

yourusername days in with my Lover♥️

tagged: charles_leclerc

view all comments

danielricciardo everyone thought it’d be a cute post until the last slide

yourbestfriend think of the children

yourusername trust me… we are😉

liked by charles_leclerc

user19 YN

user23 CHARLES

user51 the fact that yn and charles have only interacted with the comments once is a bit concerning…

danielricciardo refer to the last photo

user47 💀💀

yourbestfriend

liked by yourusername, scuderiaferrari, and 897,645 others

yourbestfriend days with you are the fullest❤️

view all comments

yourusername cute ig

liked by yourbestfriend

user19 @scuderiaferrari WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

user67 ferrari fr outing carlos😭😭

carlossainz55 🌅🌅

user95 you ain’t slick

scuderiaferrari

liked by charles_leclerc, carlossainz55, and 1,443,516 others

scuderiaferrari since they won’t do it we will. lots of love to our favorite couple, and a congratulations to the new couple!! (this was 💯 approved by both parties 🫶)

tagged: charles_leclerc, yourusername, carlossainz55, yourbestfriend

view all comments

user36 i’d just like to thank everyone who called me delusional 😌😘😘

- tags <3 -

@luciaexcorvus

#f1 grid x reader #f1 x reader #charles leclerc #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x female reader #charles leclerc fanfic #charles leclerc smau #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc x yn #formula 1 #f1 #f1 fanfic #formula 1 fanfic

755 notes · View notes

astrae4 · 1 year

Text

♡ ENHYPEN WHEN THEY REVEAL YOUR RELATIONSHIP

PAIRING. idol!enhypen x idol!reader

GENRE. fluff, romance, humor

WARNING. mild swearing

NOTE. I wrote this while i was getting a massage. It was amazing. Also do u guys wanna read any reaction tropes ?? because i am starting to not know what to write next.

MORE WORKS. navigation | enha!masterlist

HEESEUNG | the wallpaper

Hee would be the type to accidentally show his phone screen in a wlive. (I’m sooo not used to typing wlive instead of vlive) like, he’d definitely just put his phone on the table of the live, explaining something to Engenes and all of a sudden, his mom texts him. Notification pops up, and Engenes would go feral because—low and behold, you’re his wallpaper. Except he ended the live before an Engene could point out his wallpaper, and he wouldn’t suspect a single thing; going to bed peacefully after. Only when he woke up to a million missed calls did he go; oh shit.

JONGSEONG | the accidental softlaunch

you guys would be going on a date. He takes pictures of you eating a bagel in a cafe because gosh! You’re so cute??? You upload the pictures of you eating this bagel, and your fans love it!! Wanting to share the moment with Engenes too, Jay decided to take a picture of the bagels and drinks you guys got. He tried to be careful, really! He got rid of your coffee from the view and made sure to only get pictures of his share of the food! If only he thought about the window reflection, showing your strawberry patterned skirt…

JAEYUN | the speaking before thinking

Gosh, this man… he’ll give you a headache for sure. Man exposed your relationship in a live. A LIVE. Literally no take backs. Engenes will just be like, “yo do you like mint choco ice cream jakeypoo” and he’ll be like “nah, but you know who does?” Both engenes AND him thought of Sunoo, but his mouth didn’t. “(Reader) 🤭” There’ll be a moment of silence all of a sudden, from both sides. He’ll try his best to deny allegations (man would he be fighting for his life..) but it’ll be too late by then.

SUNGHOON | the dispatch article

Yeah. Y’all weren’t slick. Went on a date with dyed hairs. Like?? Ya go out like that and expect to not get caught. (bfr) But yeah, Han river date. All was fun and cute until you hear a camera shutter. Both you and Hoon turn around slowly to the stalker. The three of you glance at each other, and all of a sudden you both chase after the stalker. It was terrifying from the stalker’s viewpoint, but it was already sent to the company by the time you and Hoon caught up with him, so too bad ig..

SUNOO | the one who couldn’t contain their expression

This is him, cop!! The delulu one! (Jk that’s us) He was literally in the airport, about to fly to Europe for some kcon event. Your group did the pictures before his, and a fan noticed you both kinda have similar outfits. (This is not coincidental, he actually made you both match clothes) Now, this fan is one of those shipper kinda fan… (like those Lisa and Jungkook ones 💀) and so they yelled out, “Sunoo, did you match with Yn today? That’s such a cute couple outfit!” And then he let out the most high-pitched, flustered giggle. Like deadass. It rang through the airport and his members gave him the stare.

JUNGWON | the actually planned one

Yeah. If it ain’t you who slipped the relationship, then it isn’t being slipped accidentally. Like—ever. This man is prepared to make you guys be undercover agents atp. He ain’t slippin’. But, he does get pouty behind cameras and a bit impatient that he can’t just hold your hand. So, after having the green flag from you and your company; he talked to his company about it! You won’t know how he convinced Hybe, (those boba eyes i swear.) but he did so before you knew it—Hybe released a statement!

NIKI | the one who did it because he felt challenged

One day, he texted you “what if i expose our relationship 😛” You thought it was one of those jokes again, yk? and so you said “all words no actions 🤥🤥” Why you challenged a kid who’s genuinely so competitive? Literally no thoughts in your brain when you said that to him. Next thing you know, you got an emergency call from your ceo. You know why? Because your boyfie decifed to post a tweet of you guys, with a caption saying “me n my adorable shmookerpump on a date 😋🩷 #NIKI #YN #NIKIYNBESTCOUPLEFR”

TAGLIST. @ja4hyvn @flwoie @sulkygyu @xiaoderrrr @ineedaherosavemeenow @lonewolfjinji @hyfenet

604 notes · View notes

bugstuff4ever · 5 months

Text

Broooooo headcannnon that Legolas and Gimli think they’ve been super subtle and sly about their relationship, and then one day they’re eating lunch and Gimli slips up and accidentally calls Lego “baby” in front of the whole fellowship. And they both freeze like deer in the headlights but literally no one cares or pays any mind to it. And at the end of the day Gimli pulls Aragorn aside to be like “?????” And he’s like “oh yeah we’ve all known for months lol y’all ain’t slick”

And at first they’re kinda mortified bc they thought they had everyone fooled, but it also helps them relax and be comfortable with being a lil more intimate in front of the group than they ever let themselves be before. They’ll hold hands, lean their heads together when speaking, or sometimes steal a quick kiss, all in full view of the fellowship.

Everyone is happy that they feel able to be their authentic selves, and they all secretly fangirl every time they hear Gimli call him “baby” bc they are perfect together and the fact that they found each other in the middle of the war fills them with so much hope for their quest<3

#gigolas #legolas and gimli #gimleaf #legolas x gimli #gimlas #legolas greenleaf #gimli son of gloin #lotr

56 notes · View notes

jordisblogg · 1 year

Text

shuri x spidergirl!reader hcs

warnings: fluff, tchalla and ramonda are alive.. for a little, major character deaths, flirty!reader

it was weird how you and shuri first met. she was on a mission in new york, encountering a villain, when suddenly a string of web came into view snatching her up before she could get pounded by the giant fist that was coming down and smashing into the pavement.

“aren’t you supposed to have some kind of danger sense? you ain’t see that big ass fist coming?”

shuri looked up and saw what was keeping her from falling 15ft from the air. you.

you looked so beautiful, mask bunched up at your forehead, showing off your gorgeous brown eyes and long curly lashes. the setting sun gleaming so perfectly off your caramel brown skin. and your curls not being able to be covered by the mask so they stayed down on your shoulders.

“no, but thank bast you caught me before it did”

you smiled.

“..nice accent.”

shuri let her helmet disintegrate, revealing a small smirk that was held on her lips.

“thank you”

and from that moment on it was nothing but bliss for the two of you.

it was awhile after you and shuri started dating and the public was starting to catch on rather quickly.

it would be during interviews after you had just caught a criminal. paparazzi were left and right of you, sticking microphones in your face trying to get you to answer questions.

“spider-girl, are you currently in a relationship with the black panther?”

“spider-girl, over here!”

“we’ve seen you and the princess of wakanda hanging out around the city, are you both dating?”

you would never give them a straight forward answer. simply shrugging your shoulders, pulling your mask over you face and leaving the scene.

you can’t say that you blame them with all the constant back and forth flirting between you two. what may have started the rumors is that you’ve started to develop a new nickname for your girlfriend. kitty.

shuri will never tell you, but she likes the nickname.

“easy kitty, wouldn’t want you to hurt that pretty face, would we?”

“aw, you care about me kitty?”

“like i’d ever let them come near you, kitty”

when you both did eventually go public, nobody was surprised but they were ecstatic! you both were trending all over social media.

you smiled in amusement as you scrolled down the comment section.

user37292: “not both my wives getting tg😮‍💨”

user2904: “yea we knew y’all wasn’t slick with alla that flirting😒!”

user01607: “AHHH cuties!!!”

shuri would always send you reassuring texts if she knows you’re about to go on a mission. doesn’t matter how big it is. she always makes you put your safety as a priority, knowing your desire to save and protect surpasses your need to save yourself.

“be safe my love, please don’t get yourself into any trouble and don’t get yourself killed.”

“no promises🤭! love uuuuu💗💗”

“i love you too❤️”

…

“y/n i’m serious!!!”

you love to bug shuri. it’s your favorite pass time. even though she lives all the way in wakanda. you make sure you call her at least 8 times a day. yes.. 8. not that she minds. she loves talking to you.

“hi baby!!”

“hi my love”

“whatchu doin?”

“in the lab, are you alright?”

“yea.. you wanna see my challenge?”

“..what?”

shuri loves to say your the light of her life. you constantly make her smile with your crazy antics even thought some of them make her genuinely worry for you. but she learned that was just how you were.

“y/n?! what the hell happened to your face?!”

“this guy rocked my shit!”

“..are you okay?”

“yea.. i think it makes me look bad ass not gonna lie”

you and shuri give each other pet names like most couples do. hers for you are: my love, usana, sithandwa sam, and princess. and yours for her are: kitty (JOKINGLY), mami, baby, and when you had finally learned some xhosa, you started calling her wam yedwa (my one and only)

once shuri had decided you both were deep enough in your relationship for you to meet her family, she called you to tell you to pack a bag and that a talon fighter was coming to get you in the morning.

you made sure you dressed appropriately, seeming as you were going to be in front of royalty. you didn’t feel like you would make a bad impression, but that didn’t stop you from being nervous, shuri having to constantly reassure you during the flight.

“i’m royalty? it’s the same as talking to me”

“girl you don’t count”

“ah.”

they both loved you though! tchalla was the most pleased, constantly picking on shuri.

“it’s about time my baby sister found herself a person!”

“please be quiet”

during your stay, she had took you into her lab to show you some of the new inventions she was working on. most of them were for you. you loved the way she talked about her work, the way her face would light up or how she would stay on one topic for hours. god she was so cute.

shuri would always love taking you to events as her plus one, and vis versa. the way the slick black dress would compliment your curves just right and have you showing a bit of cleavage would leave her drooling.

and you loved to see her in a suit, you’ve told her that. seeing her in a suit matching with you always brought “unholy thoughts” as shuri would say. seeing her gold adornment piece underneath the blazer and with the gold grills to match! wheww.. that combo would leave you a mess.

despite you making a lot of money from your hero work. shuri still spends a whole lot on you. constantly sending shit tons of flowers to your doorstep, buying you everything that you look at for longer than 2 seconds, taking you to expensive restaurants. it did not matter. there was no limit to what she would get or do for you.

“shuri, baby, i think i’ve got enough”

“just this necklace and then we’ll leave”

you love taking shuri on nightly outings after a mission. you both could be chilling at your apartment and you’ll look down at her laying in your lap, tinkering with her kemoyo beads, and just stare.

“..what?

“you wanna to go web-slinging with me?”

you would have her hold onto you extra tight as you both were standing on top of a very high building.. a little too high for shuri. the entire time you swung all that could be heard in the air were shuri’s high-pitched screams or her fussing that you nearly hit a building but wouldn’t have time to finish once you would start swinging again. we’ll say that was the night that started shuri’s fear of heights.

i like to think it’s canon that shuri had started to have panic attacks after the death of her brother and mother so you would always help her when she was having one or if she was and you weren’t there she would call you. the soothing sound of your voice, the constant kisses on her forehead and your soft hand rubbing circles on her back helped calm her down.

“it’s okay baby, i’m right here. deep breaths”

you were a cuddle bug and shuri loved it. she loved when you ran your fingers through her curls or traced the tattoo down her shoulder while she laid her face in the crook of your neck .when she would always ask you why you liked to spoon her so much you would say:

“you already top me in bed, shit- i can’t have this?!”

shuri stays touching you 25/8. whether it’s holding your hand or having an arm around your waist. it keeps her calm when she’s around you. she feels safe. it’s gotten so bad that she’s started to follow you around like a lost puppy sometimes and she doesn’t even notice it.

you could be in the kitchen making you both lunch and she’s right behind you, both arms wrapped around your waist as she nuzzles her face in your hair.

“i think i’ve spoiled you too much..”

shuri spends so much time around you that she’s started picking up on your lingo. you find it funny but adorable when she uses it.

“then the bitch threw me into a building!”

“into a building is wild”

when she’s not fighting for her country, shuri loves to take you out on dates. there will be things that she had asked you wayyy before you two were even a thing.

“what would be your ideal date?”

“fair or arcade date!”

and she would still remember after all this time. she had asked because she knew she was going to end up with you and she wanted to you to be happy. she had never been in a relationship before you so she wanted to make this one count. to make sure you were the one.

when shuri had finally gifted you your own custom set of kemoyo beads you finally felt like you two were official. she had waited because she knew you did a lot of crime fighting and didn’t want them to break but once she modified them she knew it was time.

“I GOT MY OWN PAIR?!??!”

“yes, i wanted to make sure you were ready first.”

you love giving shuri spidey kisses.

“why do you always hang upside down to give me kisses?”

“it’s like a reward”

you love to ask shuri stupid questions in the middle of the night just to piss her off.

“baby?”

“hm”

“when did you realize you were gay?”

“since i was born. go to sleep”

shuri’s tender headed. so when it was wash day for her you’ll need to prepare yourself for her whining.

“ow! usana, stop tugging!”

“i barely even pulled..”

you love buying your merch for her to keep when your away on missions. so her room is basically filled with a bunch of spider-girl plushies, cards and action figures.

“..really?”

“can’t help it that i’m famous baby”

shuri loves to say that your powers get on her nerves when you aren’t using them for hero purposes. when your with her in her lab and she hasn’t given you that much attention you’ll use your webs to pull her backwards having her set right between your legs while you sit on the table.

“will you stop that? i have to finish!”

“can i get a kiss first?”

people know that you and shuri are dating and they’re full aware of who you are. but that doesn’t mean they won’t try anything. girls will constantly come up to her, giving her compliments and asking her questions. one was even so brave as to trace one of her hand tattoos (she snatched her hand away quickly) . she says nothing and glances at you giving her the deadliest look, daring her to say something back to them. not wanting challenge you authority she stays quiet.

it doesn’t matter when or where shuri calls you, you always answer.

“sithandwa sam, are you busy?”

*literally in the middle of fighting a monster*: of course not, what’s up mami?”

a/n: ok going to bed. bye

#shuri x reader #mcu shuri #bpwf #spidergirl #shuri x black! fem! reader #shuri udaku #shuri x y/n #shuri fic #shuris my bbg fr😚#ilhsm #jj’s fics

384 notes · View notes

kylietellin · 6 months

Note

Ponyboy x a reader who is like kinda crazy ig and is known for fighting stealing and js normal greaser stuff and Darry doesn't approve of her but in reality she's in genuinely sweet around ponyboy

Oooo this is good!! Y’all please request more for the other characters too!! I get it Dallas is fine, but that’s most of my inbox😭😭

Definition of Wild Child

You and Pony are kind of opposite

I mean opposites attract right?

Also, he sees a part of him in you

The part of him that just wants to let go and break all of Dar’s rules

You interest him

He interests you too

You ain’t never met a greaser who does well in school continuously and follows all the rules

To both of you, it’s a breath of fresh air

Your differences help each other

And bring you together

The dates you plan are usually going to the Ribbon, stealing some shit and smoking together

The dates he plans are going to the train tracks and watching the sunset or going to the movies

He doesn’t tell the gang except Johnny and Soda at first

It wasn’t that he was hiding it, he just didn’t say anything

The day he brings you home was crazy

Sodapop wasn’t sure what to expect fr

Darry didn’t even know you were coming

The gang wasn’t around (done on purpose by Pony)

You shocked both brothers

You came in wearing a short jean skirt, black top showing off what your momma gave you, pretty makeup, basically the greaser girl package

Darry had recognized you

He had seen and heard about you getting into fights

When he found out about the time you were put into a holding cell, he freaked out

Anyways

When you left, Darry scolded Pony

Soda defended Pony and it started a fight

That night everyone went to bed hungry

The gang came around the next day and was confused about the tension

Pony said some slick shit and Darry went off on him in front of the gang

“Calm down Superdope..” - Two

“What’s this even about, man?” Johnny or Dallas

“Pony’s girlfriend came over yesterday and Darry wasn’t expecting a greaser” - Soda

“You got a broad?”

They begged Darry to let her come back to meet her

“I don’t like that girl, she’s a bad influence.” “Cmon just once”

You came a few days later and met them

They were surprised too

You seemed more like Dallas’ type of broad, not Pony’s

When you left, Darry talked shit again

This time Pony ignored it

It made him mad

So, the next time he saw you, he told you about it

“I don’t care, I love you, you love me. That’s all that matters.”

You so sweet❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

You started to sit with him and Johnny (sometimes Two)

After a while, the two of them realized that the relationship was actually real and you both were soulmates fr

They told Darry so many times

Months later, Pony came home with a tat of your name or initials

Darry was pissed, everyone was, but it made them realize the bond was real

You started to be over everyday

Darry finally ‘accepted’ you

#kylietellsજ⁀➴₊⊹ 🎀#curtis gang #dallas winston #ponyboy curtis #the outsiders #darry curtis #johnny cade #sodapop curtis #two bit mathews #ponyboy headcanons #ponyboy x reader

52 notes · View notes

astrhoeluvr · 2 years

Text

Astrhoe Observations Pt.5 🫂🥰🫶🏻

(Here we go again….👀😗)

Back to 👉🏻 my materialist 👁️🫦👁️.

a lil disclaimer : these are just my personal observations, so don’t take any of them to heart🥳.Some could be applicable to you and some would differ, so take all of them with a grain of salt OKIE! enough of me blabbing let’s get on with it🫶🏻🥰

😈🔥: Aries/Capricorn/Scorpio placements what is it with y’all and wanting to experience the enemies to lovers/rivals to lovers trope??! 👀🤨 (Not me calling myself out😁🤡)!

😃😭: Pisces placements be making eye contact with random ass strangers and start journaling about how they met their soulmate at the subway 😝😝 like baby no, they ain’t your soulmate 🥰.

🎤🎧: Pisces placements could prefer listening to old school music (70s, 80s, 90s etc) 👀🎧👩🏻‍🎤 whereas Aries placements would prefer listening to the latest upbeat pop/hiphop music 🎵🔥✨.

🌋🌍: 9th house placements could be really good at geography. They’re the one’s who’d randomly pull out a map during an argument and say HA! I told you the Colorado river flows through the Grand Canyaon!! Like??😭😭( YES WE GET IT!! y’all are smart 🤪🥱🫣).

🦴😖: I’ve noticed Chiron in Capricorn peeps could have broken a bone at least once in their lifetime😭.

👩‍🎤🧚🏻‍♀️🧝🏼‍♀️🧞‍♀️: Mutable placements could really be into cosplaying yk?? Or might have a thing for people who cosplay👀😌 (maybe a turn on?🫣😳).

😏🗣️: Libra in the 3rd house (Leo risings) are such SMOOTH talkers, like nah fr. Can literally lie their way out of any situation, y’all slick frfr😈👀🤨.

🔮🧿: Scorpio in the 3rd house (Virgo risings) have such amazing intuitions. They’re literally the friends who say “I told you so” 😀😗 cause they’re always RIGHT. (Yes I love Virgo rising’s!! AND WHAT ABOUT IT!!🥰 will always compliment them at any chance I get).

👩‍👦‍👦💖: Your momma’s 4th house sign could be a prominent sign in your chart.

For instance if your mom has Sagittarius in the 4th house, you could have prominent sag placements 🤔💭😗.

🤪😛: Sagittarius placements are either : let me tell you this story which really inspired me to tap into my philosophical side of being📚📖📆🧐👩‍🔬🤔 or let’s fuck this shit up baby!!!😈💅🏻🥰🥵🥳🎉🍾👯‍♀️🎊 (or both teehee🤭) - sincerely, a sag dom here!!😘.

Okay that’s all for today luvs🥰🫶🏻

(Please do not copy or plagiarise any of my work <33)

- san✨🍵🪴📖🧘🏻‍♀️

673 notes · View notes

whateverisbeautiful · 1 year

Text

🀄️reflecting on richonne

Do you have a pre-canon moment that makes you nearly forget Rick and Michonne hadn’t got together romantically yet? I have a couple that come to mind but the one that I’ve been thinking about lately is in 5.07. It’s when Rick and Michonne are deciding which one of them will go save Carol and Beth and who will stay with the kids. The scene is giving couple and I just had to talk about it 😋

One; the parents vibes are so strong in this scene and when I saw it in gif form recently I remember thinking it was a post-canon moment for a split second. Like you couldn’t tell me that’s not a couple, or that they hadn’t so much as held hands yet. Two; I saw this tweet about another show that applies to many pre-canon Richonne scenes including this one. It said, “There is no platonic explanation for how close he is to her.” Lol it’s true. 🤷🏽‍♀️ I love how close they are both literally and figuratively as this scene was telling of the fact they they view themselves as a unit and the shared guardians of Carl and Judith. And those loving Richonne tones were on display in the scene which I always love to hear.

Most importantly three; the way they are looking at each other in this scene. Y’all. That is a couple in love, no other way around it if you ask me. Michonne is looking at him like she adores the father and man he is. And Rick…you know Rick ain’t never been slick when trying to hide how taken he is with her lol. That man has adored her for the longest. And I love that as the seasons progressed he hid his smitten looks less and less. Rick’s reaction after her offering to go so he can stay and him saying he owes Carol more is my favorite part of the scene. It’s always sweet how smiley and appreciative they make each other.

Also I feel like these looks from them just wouldn’t even make sense if this was really the “just friends” dynamic some claim they have. Rick and Michonne were always going to be more. (I also saw someone say that Rick looked at everyone like he looked at Michonne. 😂While Rick did know how to stare many a person down, you can’t tell me that it wouldn’t be odd if Rick was looking like this at other members of the group like Abraham or Maggie or whoever else. These type of looks were reserved for Michonne ijs.)

But yeah, this short s5 scene is just really cute and a nice little glimpse into the couple they’ll be over 16 episodes later in season 6. Like they truly were a couple for so long and it just took some mints to make it crystal clear. It’s also sweet seeing later in this 5.07 episode when Rick hands Judith to Michonne before saying goodbye to their family in the church. Everything in that scene provides a visual of the way Michonne is a Grimes. And the Grimes 2.0 family has been every last thing ever since. 😌

#richonne #random revelings #reflecting on richonne #thoughts

82 notes · View notes

wench-and-jezebel · 2 years

Text

NCIS Reaction: Minimum Security

Wench (@scripted-downfall) reacts. At a later time period, and without having seen Wench’s reaction, Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts. Comparisons may be made as a result.

“If my old man finds out I’ve been biking with you, he’ll kill us both” “I’ll get you a ride.” Sounds like they might not just have been biking, if’n ya know what I mean.

[“Don��t get your thong in a twist”]

“What if he doesn’t stop?” “Oh, he’ll stop.” Buddy, I’m not sure I’d be so certain about that

Ohhhhh, the poor bike :((((

I understand him being pissed about the bike, for real.

That doesn’t change the fact that the guy’s already dead, I bet y- [Aghhhhh’ ☠️☠️☠️ Well he ain’t gonna be wishing shit lol] WHAT DID I SAY!!! (Should I start keeping a prediction counter? I think I should. Prediction Success: 1)

[Aight imma say it. Gibbs is handsome. There I said it. Add it to my weird list] I don't get this one, but that's not much of a surprise to me these days alksdjf [Idk it’s his smile. Kinda Tom cruise-y but 🤷🏻‍♀️]

I love the sections of the intro belonging to Tony and Abby. His lil wave? Her lil jump? So cute.

Blegh. BLEGHHHH. “RUN THE GUT FOR ME.” BLEH.

Ducky’s assistant’s name is Gerald, btw.

If not gallbladder stones, then… Diamond smuggler?

“They’re stones, doc.” Diamonds looking possible.

Oh, come on!!! EMERALDS????

[Emeralds. Well shit]

I’m so annoyed now. I think diamonds should count. The point was there; “gemstones” was the correct answer. I just didn’t get the exact gem right. Hmph. Now I’m unhappy. You know what?! I got the gemstone part right, so. (Prediction Success: 1.5)

I also got the smuggling part right, so… (Prediction Success: 2.5)

[God I’m glad Tony brought his hair back forward. The slicked back wasn’t it.] Agree.

Tony being linguistically pedantic makes me happy; I relate

TONY BEING SO HAPPY ABOUT GOING TO CUBA MAKES ME SO HAPPY TOO!!! HIS CACKLE?!!?! MY BELOVED. [Tony is so happy] (Same Brain Cell — SBC — Count: 1)

[Sir how many times you gonna swap which way you’re wrapping that cord]

Oof, NCIS agent is involved.

“The women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That’s probably why I don’t date many women.” Gibbs. Ma’am. Excuse you. Sawdust is amazing. The smell is awesome. I would not date Gibbs, but the sawdust is not the issue.

All of these characters spilling Gibbs’ coffee… damn, what a waste.

“The Navy’s giving us a priority ride today.” TONY FINALLY GETS HIS PRIVATE JET RIDE! He looks so disbelieving; he’s adorable.

Oh. Okay, apparently it’s not a private jet ride, and is very uncomfortable, but still.

OH. Apparently it is a private jet ride. HAH!

Dude, this looks like the Criminal Minds jet. [It looks like the criminal minds plane] (SBC Count: 2)

Gibbs bemoaning the comfortable seating because it’s not uncomfortable; madam, calm yourself. A little comfort will not harm you.

Poor Tony, keeps getting his hopes up about the trip, only to have them dashed. Then again, the last times this happened, things were then better than he expected, so maybe he’ll get his horseback riding et al. after all!

Okay, I suppose I should have said: Oof, NCIS agent might be involved.

NO BUT TONY PULLING UP THE AIRPLANE STATS ON THE TOUCHSCREEN IS SO RELATABLE; I DO THAT ALL THE TIME. Whenever I fly (very rare occurrence), I always stare at the air temperature and watch it change alsdkjf. Gibbs actually looked vaguely annoyed-but-endeared, and I approve.

“Anthony DiNozzo” Whoa, we’re being fancy

[HES CHEESING SO HARD. i can’t even]

[I love her hair cut]

I know she said “there’s a map in it”, but my subtitles got cut off and it reads “there’s a man in it”

Y’all are really not being subtle, ngl.

“So, is there something going down that I should know about?” SEE?!?!?!

Wow, they were even more unsubtle than I thought.

[I half-remember this one]

That scene change was… abrupt.

I like Tony’s shirt.

Are Kate and Tony gonna bicker over room placement

I KNEW IT. (Prediction Success: 3.5)

Kate saying Tony’s sexist in past episodes and also being the character who pulls the “I’m a woman” excuse more often than anyone to get her way

[I love Abby]

Are they still bickering over room placement

Please tell me Gibbs takes the room they were fighting over

WHAT DID I SAY; HE REALLY WENT AND DID THAT! I’M ON A ROLL (Adding two becuase they were still bickering over room placement btw. Prediction Success: 5.5) [He took the bed with the bath I love it] (SBC Count: 3)

[Tony. You child. I love it]

IGUANAAAAAA. [Oh man, iguana] (SBC Count: 4)

Poor Tony aksdjflkasjdf. Pulling his gun on the iguana. [HALT]

To be fair, if I woke up with a strange lizard on my pillow, two inches away from sleep-clogged eyes, I might flip out too. Especially since it was hissing.

[The wink at the fact Tony sleeps in the nude, though. Kate! You dog!]

Kinda poor Benjamin, but also. He seems annoying.

I love Abby’s choker. And her gloves. (My brother bought my sister fingerless gloves and didn’t get me any and now I’m left mourning what could have been.). Abby’s are still cooler than my sister’s though.

I know this dude… OH. HE’S THE MUSEUM CURATOR IN THE MUMMY ISN’T HE

Tony being followed by the iguana saldkfj

[That iguana staring him down. He like what he saw in bed lol]

“Might want to keep that door shut; iguanas’ve been known to wander inside”. Yes. Tony knows.

[Tony’s whole damn looks change with his hairstyles]

I love the word “rapport”

“Did I say both of you?” “Well, you didn’t not say both of us.” “She’s kinda got a point there, boss.” The Kate-and-Tony-versus-Gibbs interaction I always knew we needed.

btw, Tony calling Gibbs “boss” is adorable

Ooh, Gibbs, why you having Kate stay, huh?

Did. Did they just randomly time-skip from him leaving to him coming back? I’m confused. [Did the video time skip… did it go from Tony leaving to Tony being back] (SBC Count: 5)

[Lord Tony’s gonna be out there dancing ☠️]

“Shane.” “Who’s Shane?” “Alan Ladd.” “Who’s Alan Ladd?” BUDDY

“Why aren’t you praying?” Don’t assume, Ka- WHAT DID I SAY. “I’m Presbyterian.”

IS HE ASKING ABOUT SHANE- I LOVE IT

“Oh, you young people don’t know what good movies are.” Speaking as a person on the younger end of the gamut while still having been raised on classics, I can attest that modern audiences have suffered in movie quality. In my opinion, at least.

“‘Splat’ isn’t violent?” Love you, Tony.

“Are you here to check me out?” Flirtatiously: “Define ‘checking out.’” I SEE YOU, TONY

Buddy’s not even subtle rn, is he? That was blatant flirtation.

[Tony. You blew that one]

I feel like pulling out Paula has some serious risks attached. Yeah, she might be dirty, but she might not be, and her rapport is being screwed up as a result.

Tony playing the desperate flirt at the bar over here.

[She came back]

“If you don’t like me, then why do you keep coming over here for refills.” “I like the game.”. “Me too.” ngl, really hoping she’s not corrupt because the banter is decent. And since McGee isn’t in this one, I’ve gotta take the repartee where I can get it.

BUDDY GETS HIS DANCEEEE. Tony, I’m so proud.

OOP- That spin was slick; Tony, I commend you

— — —

Stopping here because we’re at a scene change for the midpoint reaction!

I confess I’ve not much to say… It very much annoys me that this show has been very guilty-until-proven-innocent, without many instances where that changes; I mean, just from what springs to mind, there was the episode where the group was convinced the kid committed suicide; the naval folks were taking drugs; and now this, the ep where they’re all assuming that Cassidy is dirty from the fact that the vic had her (his coworker’s) male in her care. They always assume, even when it’s illogical to do so, that the obvious is factual. And I think that’s part of why I keep making predictions to the contrary, tbh. I want them to be wrong because I want them to face their illogic each time, instead of getting lucky. (But, I recognize, sometimes they’ll be right even if their logic isn’t sound, so I guess that’s fair.). Anyway, I want Cassidy to be innocent because of that, even if it doesn’t make sense given the story, but I’m not making that a prediction.

Mourning McGee’s absence; appreciating Kate and Tony, and Gibbs is not bad. On we go!

— — —

I’m cringing just thinking about swallowing those emeralds; they look sharp.

Okay, I’m sorry, but I’m vaguely suspicious of museum-curator-translater dude. Like, ever since I saw Shutter, where Ben’s lying to Jane about what the photo shaman dude was saying? I never trust that translators are adequately conveying the message. Call me cynical, but ‘tis true.

Tony dancing with Cassidy is so cute, I’m sorry.

Damn, Gibbs, be even more blunt about it why don’t you; that wasn’t harsh enough

Iffy acting, but I can’t tell if it’s actress or character

She really shouldn’t just hand over her apartment keys, I’m reasonably confident.

Tony looks vaguely conflicted about having to search Cassidy’s apartment

IGUANA. [IGUANA] (Damn, that one was blatant; SBC Count: 6)

“You were so excited coming to Cuba and riding on the jet” It’s true, Kate, he was adorably excited.

“You were the first woman I saw on my ‘endorphin high.’” “Yeah, well. We work together, Tony. It’s like a brother-sister thing.” Ma’am clearly has not seen any of the countless films, shows, fics, and irl interactions that feature in-office romances.

WAIT NO I’M AN IDIOT; SHE HAD AN IN-OFFICE ROMANCE?!?!?! IN THE PILOT?!!??! MA’AM, WDYM?!?!

“You might wanna take that chip of your shoulder” Oh, of course, no problem; of course it’s okay that you searched my mail and my apartment and so on. Not a difficulty at all.

“He blew his chance to get laid” Oh, come on, Cassidy, it’s not Tony’s fault. [He blew his chance to get laid. Poor Tony ☠️] (SBC Count: 7)

Oh, are we back to terrorists again? How. Unique. [TERRORISTTTTS] (Okay, that counts. SBC Count: 8)

Gibbs once again being vinegar-not-honey.

DAMN ABBY YOU’RE EXPENSING A LOT I SEE [Abby ☠️☠️ racking up a bill] (SBC Count: 9)

Tony’s hair is floppy.

Did he notice that she had “Escada” perfume?

I KNEW IT. (Prediction Success: 6.5)

“Horizontal salsa” alksdjf ["Horizontal salsa"] (SBC Count: 10)

I reallyyyyy want Cassidy to be good now that they’re giving Tony so much shit for caring about her. [Tony’s done got smitten over one dance. Buddy. 💕 *sigh*]

“Romance between agents, Kate. It never works.” Sir, shush. Even if you’re speaking from experience, that proves nothing. You’re not exactly easy to get along with. [And the romance between agents never working is coming off as an asshole rule/thought. BUT HE ISN'T WRONG AS FAR AS THE SHOW GOES]

I know my comment about the translations was about museum-curator-guy, but I maintain that it counts as half a prediction success since Sa’id was doing exactly that: not translating the whole conversation. (Prediction Success: 7)

Abby and Ducky, again; I love you both.

[Ducky’s mother!]

DUCKYYYYY. OMG, SIR!?!?!? YOU’RE HILARIOUS, YOU SCANDALOUS DOG! [You… dog? 👀] (SBC Count: 11)

[Easter eggs ☠️☠️]

“My cursor has moved across places that would make Tony blush.” Not Tony looking appraising!

IGUANA.

Protective!Tony is adorable.

Jeez, Gibbs, be harsher why don’t you; that wasn’t enough.

Cassidy, I stuck up for you, and now you be mean to Tony? To make yourself look good? Once again, these people need to stop tearing down their fellows as a means of increasing their own status. I’m actually getting annoyed again by this. [Tonyyyyyyy ☹️☹️☹️ “He bought my act.” I hateeee the sad tony eps. There’s a few. Be prepared.] (Does this count as SBC?)

Poor Tony. [Poor Tony. “She’s good.” Tony’s face. Ya I agree 💔💔] (That does. SBC Count: 12)

“Eyes always give you away” Poor Tony :( [Sass tony! Get her GET HER (Eyes always give ya away)] (SBC Count: 13)

[And she has the AUDACITY to look at him like a kicked puppy] Like I said. Don’t be mean to your allies to make yourself look good.

I. Do not trust this. I’m waiting for her to pull an Elizabeth-from-24 and not go along with the plan. Get pissed and try to kill him, or screw up the plan.

Tbh, I’m glad that didn’t happen. I didn’t appreciate it in 24 (only partly because it was Misha who got attacked as a result), and I wouldn’t have appreciated it here.

“There. Right there.” I didn’t realize this was Legally Blonde: the Musical.

I’m impressed he didn’t notice the wire yet.

Did I mention, yet? Poor Tony.

This situation was astoundingly mishandled, ngl. [Damn plan backfired]

[Well the back fire backfired also] Literally lakdsfj

Poor Tony :((( [Tonyyyyy] (I’m counting that one too. SBC Count: 14)

I appreciate Kate trying to help Tony.

Also, just saying, Tony is quite dashing in the suit.

TONY. HE FINALLY GOT TO SHOW OFF THE TECHNOLOGY TO SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATED IT!!! My goodness, he’s so adorable.

[Well his smile’s back at least.]

And that’s a wrap!

– – –

For the endpoint reaction… Be warned that I’m writing this with a killer headache (hah, pun unintended), so I’m not sure it’s 100% coherent, and it might be a bit short.

I’m glad that Cassidy wasn’t involved because, as I’ve said, they’ve got a bad habit of having snap judgements they make at the beginning be right all the way through to the end. Unfortunately, this was about the most logical snap judgement of the series thus far, so I’m also vaguely annoyed it wasn’t right. I’m deciding to wash my hands of it because it’s not like the characters will actually learn, but oh, well.

The writing was decent, I suppose? Highly, highly lost as to how the hell emerald smuggling turned into terrorists again, but… I’ve given up on trying to track it. I will say: there’s a slight possibility that reacting simultaneously to the ep is causing me not to notice stuff? Or to track the plot? But I doubt it. I’m still good with Dark Angel, after all, and following it is easy. But I guess I’ll just wait until we watch something else to decide; I legitimately cannot be sure whether the bad writing would be a little better if I were just watching it straight. (Pretty sure not though.)

Gibbs was an asshole again, but not enough that I’m currently fuming about it, I suppose. Kate was good; I liked her. Abby and Ducky continue to be awesome. McGee was notably missing, which is sad, but oh, well.

Summary of this ep: Tony deserved better.

Final thoughts as I type the end of this reaction: The chances I don't write something about this ep… Low.

#ncis #ncis reactions #reactions #episode reactions #leroy jethro gibbs #kate todd #tony dinozzo #abby scuito #donald mallard #s01e08 #minimum security #wench (pr)

10 notes · View notes

desertsquiet · 2 years

Text

31 Days Music Challenge

Day 3 - Favourite 3 songs from Studio album 1: Sweetheart of the Rodeo (1968)

I decided to go by the order I listened to them in so I’m just gonna have to keep inflicting my SOTR opinions on y’all for a little while longer

1) Hickory Wind

This is the first (definitely not last) time it will appear during the challenge, but there’s really no point in denying it. It’s one of his most iconic songs and in my mind it’s hard to find one that defines his personality, both musical and otherwise, quite as much as Hickory Wind. It’s the country boy who struggles to find himself in a big city that is so far away from home. He dreams of a mythical childhood he can no longer have, or that maybe never really existed anyway, but he can’t help but mourn. His whole tragedy summed up in so few words. As heartbreaking as it is beautiful. Surprisingly, it didn’t entirely blow me away the first time, it was a bit more of a grower and the more I heard him sing it (in various different settings), the more I fell in love with it. The Byrds version may not be the most intimate or personal of his career, but it is the most classic and it still feels so inequivocably Gram.

2) You’re Still on My Mind

Yeah I’ve talked enough about this one. I’ll only add that it wasn’t even supposed to be in the original tracklist for the album, but in this case I couldn’t be more glad it was included.

3) You Ain’t Going Nowhere

That steel guitar intro. It gets me every single time. The perfect album opener in so many ways, it sets things straight right away: on one hand, the Byrds are still the Byrds the audience has come to know and love. They’re doing Dylan! On the other hand, everybody who might be expecting another jangly folk-rock cover had another thing coming for them. The countrified, slick Nashvile-like atmosphere meets Bob Dylan’s brilliant nonsensical poetry and the result is one for the ages. I love the anectodes shared on the doc “Country Music” by Ken Burn where veteran session steel guitar player Lloyd Green recounts asking what parts of the song should he play on and everybody in the band answered “everywhere!” in unison. “My kind of people”, was his amused remark and I couldn’t agree more. Also, I am obsessed with Gram’s lower harmonies on this song (and Nothing Was delivered as well). He’s such an incredible harmony singer and it doesn’t get mentioned nearly enough, so I’m here to amend that!

#31 days music challenge #gram parsons #the byrds

4 notes · View notes

dabilovesme · 3 years

Text

Husband!Aizawa headcanons

Pairings: Husband!Aizawa x black!fem!reader

Warnings: fluff, suggestive themes, smut

A/n: I’m trying to be consistent with posting so shut up

-to be completely honest, he ain’t even know how he bagged you, but he’s utterly happy that he did, even his students notice his mood change, from a scowl that they see basically everyday to a bright smile when he sees you, it’s almost foreign to them to see him smile but they don’t ask any questions cuz they don’t wanna be wrapped in his bindings, but most of the class had to be due to the very noticeable inappropriate stares you’d get (especially from mineta’s creepy ass)

-He loves waking up to your beautiful figure, he even opens the curtains just to see your skin glow, he’d lay there until you wake up just so he can receive the morning kisses you give him, they give him fuel for the day. If it’s his day off, he’d get up and make you breakfast, hair in a low man bun, shirtless, wearing sweatpants low to his v lines and has on a apron with 2 kittens on it. He’s such a beauty

-He wants to go shopping with you all of the time, whether it’s for clothes, the house, or even for groceries, he just loves the bonding moments that happens while doing so

-Adores to hear you rant, the constant sound of your voice is like a angel in his ears, he’s also an amazing listener , never missing a single detail that falls from your lips. He rants about his day also, especially if it was a stressful day, he’d rant while laying on top of you, your fingers gliding across his scalp, easing his headache, sometimes he accidental dozes off to the sensation and you just continue to do it to him until you doze off as well

- loves your different hairstyles and colors, it’s so unique and beautiful to him. He loves the long slightly messy faux locs you get, especially the jewelry you put on em. His heart warms so much when you put them up in the half up n half down style he does all the time.

-The food you cook? Immaculate. He knows that when you moved to Japan, it’d be hard to cook and learn new dishes so he let you cook whatever your heart desires and that was an amazing choice. The baked Mac n Cheese, the Collard greens, the yams, chicken, everything is just so delicious , you lucky if you have enough to get a 2nd plate cuz mans just be goin at it and doesn’t even realize he ate most of the food but you let it slide since you love him so much

-his dates are simple but amazing, y’all would do napping dates which is basically watching scary movies while cuddling and eating snacks. He also likes to go to cafés and chat while eating strawberry muffins and coffee. He adores all his time with you

NSWF

-Whew

-He’s one of those ppl that you’d never expect to be freaky, like at all

- he loves to use his bindings on you, looking at you trying to squirm away while he’s deep into your cervix, he also binds your legs wide open if you try to hide his the pretty brown cunt from him. “Don’t get shy on me baby, show me everything” if he could, he’d stare n play with your pussy all day

- his favorite position to put you in is the mating press, knees on the side of your face, feet dangling in the air, while his hands has a firm grip on your thighs, pushing them down on the mattress as he fucks you slowly and deeply, strings of your arousal connecting with his hips as he slowly thrusts into your warm slick walls

- he craves for eye contact while making love to you, it’s like time stopped and it’s only you and him in the world, his dark low gaze burning with love and lust, even tho his gaze is low, you can still notice the way his pupils are extremely dilated, so are yours

- sleepy sex is a must, both of you would be laying down n cuddling and you’d start lazily grind your ass against his crotch, which gives his the sign to pull his dick out of his pants and pull your shorts down, he’d slowly slip into your hot slick walls and thrust into you, grunts and low moans leaving his lips as he lazily fucks you into an oblivion. Your breathy n broken moans just turns him on even more so he goes just a little harder to chase both of your highs and you both release with loud moans and trembling bodies. He doesn’t even move, he’d stay there and let you cockwarm him till the morning , you guys just can’t get enough of eachother <3

Hey my pretties, sorry this isn’t long but be grateful🙄

My beautiful fairies🧚🏾‍♀️- @emonaculate @riozakii @tenyaiidasslut @thicksimpx @yo-nn @pervysenpaix @plussizeficchick @presidentmonica @angwritez @aizawasbrazybaby @sexy-lil-nugget @sintiva @dejwrites @gabzlovesu @luna-indigoduh @luffysthickwaifu @zu-ku @xogabbiexo @blkchxrryblyss @bookwormsenpai @bumbleblackbee @boredandelusive @nasty-quillz @misss-chrisss

#mha x reader #mha x black!fem!reader #mha x black!reader #aizawa shouta #aizawa x black!reader #aizawa x black!fem!reader #aizawa x reader #mha x black reader

2K notes · View notes