#y’all 🤝 me

[quynhorlose]

(okay so this:

made me embarrassingly emotional, so… uh.)

leaning into a microphone like a teenaged boy in a band with his friends this one’s for you @mayescapade

[scented-morker]

Nct Dream when you call them by their first name

ik this is an old trend but I saw something about it recently and felt ✨inspired✨

[frostytherobot]

OKAAAAAAAYYYYYUH. I’m obsessed with how Rich draws. It’s very cartoony and fun and in some respects reminds me of Scooby-Doo.

[sapphic-bats]

Stu’s pretty sure there’s something wrong with Tatum.

He and Tate aren’t exactly the most celibate, and anyone with eyes or ears can detect that. They’re not exactly shy about their trysts.

It’s the same thing that’s amiss with him, that’s for sure.

Stu would never, not in a million years, admit that he likes guys. To anyone. Besides the obvious fact that Billy knows, they’ve been fucking around for a while now, and it’s really the only time fun felt serious. Permanent. It’s stupid, cliche, and fucking flowery, but he’s gotta at least be honest with himself, yeah?

He always liked it when girls got as zealous as guys did. When they peeked down shirts, ogled asses, and slept around. I mean, sure, Stu had slit a woman for being a slut, but he really couldn’t care less about why. It was for Billy, and that was the only reason he needed. He wasn’t paid to think, but he was compensated, needless to say. Just… not in the way most would pay a hitman, for example.

Stu knew about Bowie. He knew bisexuality was a thing. He knew all about San Fransisco, and who inhabited it as freely as they could. He really never gave a shit, until he started puberty, and boys looked about just as good as girls did, although Stu often explored the mystery of women and how they worked, rather than the familiar concepts of men.

But the weirdest thing was that, even if Billy seemed to shun the very prospect of girls, someone else didn’t. And it sort of made Stu feel idiotic that he didn’t realize it was possible.

For every perverted glance Stu shot down a girl’s shirt, Tatum had done the same. Tate, however, didn’t seem as blatantly disrespectful as most guys acted. She seemed to recognize that people had feelings, and as long as she was discreet and kept her words and hands to herself, she wouldn’t make a girl uncomfortable.

Tatum slapped Stu when he ogled a girl, but it wasn’t in the girlfriend way it should have been. She didn’t seem the jealous type, Tate was just… what’s the word? Right, a feminist.

But it should have been in the girlfriend way, feminist or not! Shouldn’t it have been?

So, when Stu keeps catching Tatum glancing Sidney Prescott up and down, and picks up on the weird, almost ex-like tension between her and Courtney Blanchett, he says nothing.

In turn, Tatum never mentions the fact that she knew what a stab-slash-knife wound looked like, being the sister of an officer, after all. She never mentions that she knows that Stu’s spent his free time with Billy on the days that he comes about those injuries. She never talks about that one time, on New Year’s Eve, when Stu and Billy changed their clothes on a whim before midnight.

So they don’t talk about it. They don’t, and the secrets die with them.

I’m finally reading Debaser by @sharpth1ng and I had this idea while reading Chapter 8.

[stars-on-fyre]

The most holy demon

Wanted to draw myself a PFP of my favorite X-Men! 🥰 Feel free to use with credit! 🫶

[skinandscales-if]

Are you alive? Starts poking your body with a stick.

lol yes I am don’t worry, working away at the game always 💪!

just not too great at consistently posting, especially with some recent life things keeping me busy, more answered asks to come soon though! I WILL however use this as an opportunity to boost the Discord server I have up again! Tons of really cool people there and I’m much more active on a more consistent basis :) come check it out if you wanna

[ultfan]

i love the tumblr rpc obsession with making like 80% of our icons close-ups of our muse’s eye

[catwouthats]

Why do fanon white boys all look the same?? I just assumed that a post was about my current favorite white boys, and I discovered it’s not after reading the tags. It makes me realize that they really are just some random white boys. All of them.

You get the hair color right and the eye color right and everyone just thinks that that’s just enough…

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

New Jersey CPS called us to make a report and the woman had a super heavy Jersey accent that I’d only ever heard on tv and it came to the point I could only understand every other word plus she talked really fast making it even harder so when I realized it was taking twice as long to get the report I stopped her and confessed I couldn’t understand her then asked if she could talk slower and she said, “Thank god one of us said it, I couldn’t understand you either” 🤣🤣🤣

[fluffypotatey]

I raise you: Nines as Hermes. Shout out to the person whose headcanoning Wouldn't You Like as their voice.

AND HE IS SINGING ABOUT BEATING NUWA!!!!!!

ok yeah i see it 👀🍿 uh huh 🤔

[cecoeur]

My heart is warmed by the amount of McLaren hate I’m seeing on my dash this morning. Love you all, mean it.

[iero]

My mom is so fucking real for straight up telling me she also goes to most grocery stores or wholesale outlets in the morning literally just to avoid people.

[little-de-vil]

I’m listening to catching fire as I always do whilst I’m cooking dinner (pasta with pesto & curried sausage). I’m on chapter 7 and Gale has brought up basically “we have to join the fight”/“what about the other families?”and it makes me realize he and Madon would be great allies. I hesitate to say “friend”, but they would definitely have a mutual understanding of the communal fight against The Capitol. 

[gothsuguru]

[crossbackpoke-check]

i saw the d3 acha coho tiktok and saw your tag about how to spell s(h)(e)(a)(w)n and as I watched it with the roster pulled up next to the video so I could figure things out I HAD to come tell you that it was spelled 'shjon' because LOL. but then I saw your other post and saw that you not only already figured it out but you had a DIFFERENT tag about the 8-3 game last night. i know what game you're talking about; i listened on the radio. i've been sad ever since and it would make me feel better to tell you that you're not special - everyone takes advantage of our terrible powerplay and yet we REFUSE to stop drop passing. sorry you definitely didn't expect a salty shiny helmet fan in your inbox just please be gentle with us tonight. Christmas isn't for another month - stop lighting up our goalie :( although huge congrats on winning the tournament last year i was cheering for you so hard to defeat the Evil and you did :)

​feeling shrimp emotions right now as i try to convey the whiplash this ask gave me… first of all 🥺🥰😭 that you were gonna come tell me how to spell shjon and then 🫵 SAME GAME???

but GOD the experience of “listen i know—shhhhh shhh shhh shhh i haven’t even started yet—i KNOW it looks cool when you do a no-look behind the back pass. it does! when it works. you know what we look like when it doesn’t work? fuckin’ STUPID!!!!” is universal. me 🤝 you 🤝 yelling at our hockey team to stop doing stupid drop passes!!!!

(p.s. wish: granted! most of it was the fact that your baby goalie did better than [redactedx2] and that’s all the shop i will talk here for purposes of not doxxing either of us lmaooo)

[shadydirt]

I swear…. I have so many wips and they ARE coming but sometimes you wake up and get slapped in the face with the new Mario trailer .