#I’m a simple mf I get confused

[catwouthats]

Why do fanon white boys all look the same?? I just assumed that a post was about my current favorite white boys, and I discovered it’s not after reading the tags. It makes me realize that they really are just some random white boys. All of them.

You get the hair color right and the eye color right and everyone just thinks that that’s just enough…

[dean-samw67]

So I thought of something that would actually give me motivation to go back to the gym and that’s being delusional

So hear me out, reader is going to the gym and perving on Carlos while he works out, he confronts reader only for them to deny it and he’s all like “don’t fkn lie to me” and then hanky panky time happens

Don't Play Dumb

Carlos Oliveira X Fem!Reader

(A/N: I got you, I got you. He would probably actually have a restraining order if this was real.)

Warnings!!: Smut (Obvi), Fingering, vaginal penetration, FUCKING HONRY MFS, Don't do this irl

Words: 3537

You hated the gym. Despised it. Yet you continued to go. Why? That answer was simple. The gym hottie. Carlos Oliveira. You had pretty much learned his schedule. Maybe it seemed creepy but he was your motivation. He had dark curly hair that got more curly when he sweat, deep eyes that honestly made your heart melt. And who could leave out his fucking muscles? 

So, regularly, you found yourself walking the treadmill while watching him lift weights. You would have offered to be a spotter, but frankly you were too nervous. You had your earbuds in your ears, your show playing on your phone while you walked on the treadmill and kept glancing at Carlos. 

Something about today… he looked fucking delicious. His black tank top clung beautifully to his skin as he sweat. His basketball shorts were riding up just a bit, revealing a little bit of his thigh. Shit, you knew how pervy this was, But you couldn’t help it. 

You tried your best to look away but sometimes when he moved the right way, and his muscles flexed, you couldn’t bring yourself to look away. He made your mouth water and quite honestly, made your panties soaked. 

By the end of the workout, it was overall, cleared out. A few stragglers, including Carlos and yourself. You were wiping your neck with a towel, getting your stuff together when you hear footsteps approaching behind you. You didn’t think much of it at first, since it was possibly someone passing by you. But a chuckle brings your attention to the person behind you. You turn with furrowed eyebrows, revealing a sweaty Carlos. His face was red and his hair a mess. 

“You look at every guy like that?” He had a cocky smirk plastered on his face and his arms crossed. 

“Uh…” Your heart practically gave out. “What?” You try your best to put on an innocent, confused smile. 

“Don’t play dumb.” He steps closer to you, your heart wanting to jump out of your throat. “I saw you. You don’t need to lie.” He chuckles. You try to say something but suddenly your mouth feels dry. You were caught in the act. He probably thought you were a weirdo. Which, you probably were. But he didn’t need to know that. 

“Well I uh-”

“You need to make your perving less obvious.” He cut you off by leaning down by your ear and lowering his voice. You couldn’t help but stand like a deer in headlights. 

“I… I’m so sorry.” You quickly apologize, not really knowing what else to do in this situation. 

“So are you gonna answer my question?” He raises an eyebrow. 

“What do you mean?”

“Do you look at all the guys around the gym like that?” All you could do is shake your head, not trusting your voice at this moment. “I just happen to be the lucky man?” He laughs. 

“I guess.” You kinda squeak out, your voice clearly displaying nervousness. 

His hand slips into yours and you let out a gasp as he chuckles and says, “Good.” Before letting your hand go and walking past you. The smell of his cologne mixed with his sweat made you feel like a feral animal in its mating season. You look down at a small slip of paper that now sat in between your fingers. You open the paper up to reveal a number on it. 

***

Sitting at home, you couldn’t help but stare at the small piece of paper as it sat on the coffee table next to your phone. Was it real? Or was he trying to make a fool of you? As if you didn’t feel foolish enough for being caught today. Or maybe he’s noticed before and never said anything? God. Your brain was racing.

You inhale and hold your breath as you pick up your phone and type in his number, staring at it before typing up a text. 

Y:Hey, it's the girl from the gym. Is this Carlos?

You quickly toss your phone down as you turn on your tv and try to distract yourself. What the hell was wrong with you? You had never felt this nervous texting a man. But then again none of them had caught you perving on them in the gym until now. 

As soon as your phone goes off you stare at it, heart pounding in your chest you could barely hear your show anymore. You pick it up, reading his text:

C:So you know my name?

You throw your phone to the other side of the couch as soon as the text processes. You couldn’t really explain that you found his name out by “accidentally” overhearing his conversation with another gym member. God… you really are a creep, huh? You take a deep breath and pick your phone back up. There was another message from him. 

C:What else do you know about me?

Text was an easy way to be confident, right? Right? You take a deep breath and begin to type out a text. 

Y:Not as much as I wish.

As soon as you pressed send you wanted to scream. He’s gonna think you are weird. That sounded creepy as fuck. The way he answered so fast made you more nervous. 

C:Oh, yeah?

Was that good or bad? You couldn’t tell. 

Y:Yeah…

You let out a mini scream as a call comes through. It was his number! What the fuck!? You slowly answer it but stay quiet, unsure what to say. 

“You there?” Carlos chuckles after a minute of silence.

“I think.” 

“You think?” He laughs, sounding purely amused by your answer. 

“Mhm…” You hum as you nod, even if he can’t see you. 

“You are funny.” Your heart jumps at the compliment. 

“Thank you?” You bite your lip as you laugh quietly. You weren’t trying to be funny, but you’d take it. 

“So what else would you want to know?” 

“Huh?” You are pulled back to the reality of the situation. 

“You said you didn’t know as much as you’d like. So what more would you like to know?” You could practically hear a smug smirk in his voice. 

You couldn’t outright say his dick size. So you say: “You.”

“Me? What about me?” He questions. 

“Just… you.” You shrug as you answer him. 

“I thought I was just eye candy.” You could tell he was joking but it didn’t stop your cheeks from turning a deep shade of red. 

“I-” You pause for a moment. “I didn’t mean to-” 

“I was joking.” He quickly jumps in and laughs a bit. The sound made you let out a nervous, shaky laugh. After another moment of silence he speaks up again. “So you have a name or just ‘Hot pervy gym girl’?” The ‘hot’ part of it definitely threw you off. 

“Uh… I uh… Well-” You chuckle nervously. “Hot?” 

He lets out a deep laugh that echoes through the room from your phone. “Yeah.” 

“Um… It’s Y/n.” You answer. 

“Wow.” 

“Wow?” 

“Who knew your name would match your beautiful face.” You can’t help but roll your eyes. 

“Shut the hell up.” You laugh. 

“What?” He chuckles. 

“You are stupid.” You giggle and look at your phone. 

“Hey, that's not very nice. You shouldn’t say that to men you perv on at the gym.” 

You sigh as he says it again. “You aren’t gonna let me live that down.” 

“Nope.” He sounded very proud of himself. 

“Right.”

***

The next day in the gym was interesting. It wasn’t your normal secret staring. As you walked on the treadmill, Carlos kept making eye contact. And he didn’t even try to break it. If he wasn’t watching you watch him, he was very obviously flexing and showing off. Like he knew when you were looking at certain parts. 

You inhale deeply and let out a heavy breath as you turn off the treadmill. You grab your stuff before slowly walking over to Carlos, who was just finishing up on the bench press. 

“Spot me?” You ask, before looking at the weight plates that were on the bar. 

“Yeah. Let me help with this.” He says as he helps you take down the weight and make it even. As soon as he is done helping, he wipes down the bench. You get on and lay back as he stands behind the bar and looks down at you. He did a half ass job of wiping it down, because you could still feel a bit of sweat against your back. But you don’t say anything. Instead you look up at him as you place your hands on the bar. 

A part of you couldn’t help but picture you laying like this with him standing over you, and fucking your throat. You shake the thought as you slowly push the bar up and begin to bench press, Carlos keeping a close eye and holding his hands under the bar. 

He helps you push the weight up and back into place when finished. You grunt as you sit up and drink from your water bottle. You couldn’t help but notice Carlos’s eyes as they scan over you, a small smirk gracing his face. You look up at him and he looks away, eyes meeting a clock on the wall. 

“You know you didn’t completely wipe off the bench.” You point out as you stand up. 

“I know.” He looks back at you. 

“It’s a little gross, you know?” You wipe the bench off completely. 

He leans close to your face, lips just brushing your ear. “Not when you smell like me now.” He chuckles just before standing up and walking away, his hand just brushing your ass. You are left there to blush as you think about what he said. When you turned around, he was no longer in the room. You clear your throat and quickly gather your things, hurrying to the locker room. Fuck, this man was teasing you now. You brush your hand over your face and then head off to take a shower, hoping it’ll relieve some of your pent up feelings. 

It was nearing closing time for the gym by the time you finish. So it was mostly empty. You step out of the shower with a towel wrapped around your body. You walk over to your bag and pull out your change of fresh clothes. 

You hear the door to the locker room open, and don’t think much of it. Probably just another woman finishing up for the day. As you pull out your clothes you feel a pair of strong arms around your waist. You let out a sharp gasp and elbow whoever it was in the gut. The groan and step back quickly, allowing you to turn around and look at them. 

“Carlos!” You gasp as you see who it was. He was leaning over grunting, holding his side. 

“I would not want to mess with you. You are stronger than you look.” He laughs as he rubs the spot you had elbowed him. 

“I am sorry. Do you sneak up on women often in the ladies locker room?” You joke a bit as you walk to his side.

“I guess we both are weird pervs.” He jokes as he stands up straight. 

“Shut up.” You laugh as you roll your eyes. “I never snuck into the men's locker room.”

“You don’t want to. It's scary. And I am a man.” He chuckles as he takes a seat on a nearby bench. You scoff with a laugh as you walk back to your bag. “You washed off my scent.” He teases. 

You blush a bit as you bite your lip and chuckle. “Just wanted to wash my own sweat off.” 

“Maybe I have to make you smell like me again.” You could hear him get up but keep your eyes on your bag as he walks up behind you. Your heart was racing. 

“How do you intend to do that?” You question, your voice quiet as you fiddle with the hem of your towel. He steps up behind you, his arms snaking around your waist. This time you don’t even flinch as his hands find the opening of your towel. His hand makes contact with the bare skin of your stomach and waist. You gasp at how warm his hand felt in contrast to the cool air of the locker room. 

“May I?” He asks and you already knew what he was asking for. All this sexual tension and he still made sure to ask. It struck you with something. And in full honesty, made you want to fuck him even more than you already did. 

“You may.” You nod, your eyes fluttering closed. Carefully, he pulled your towel off of your body, tossing it on the bench with your stuff. Immediately his hands find your waist, caressing along it. A gasp escapes your lips as his mouth finds a place on your neck, kissing and gently biting at the skin. You didn’t even have to look at him. You could tell he was debating whether he should leave marks or not. And ultimately, he decided to. You could feel his mouth become a little more rough when he makes this decision. 

“Fuck…” You let a whimper escape your lips. It is easy for Carlos to tell you may be a little touch deprived. He doesn’t mind. He will just satisfy all your needs that you left untouched.

“Feeling good, meu amor?” That fucking accent while he called you that, sent you into a spiral. 

“Fuck you, Carlos.” You chuckle as a soft moan escapes your lips when his hand begins to travel down your stomach. 

“So defensive.” He chuckles. “You’ll be putty in no time, don’t you worry.” You could feel his smirk against your neck just before his fingers found your swollen clit. You let out a whine and feel your legs turn to jelly immediately. Why does he have this effect on you? How could one man do all this? 

“You are soaking wet, meu amor… Been thinking about something recently?” He teases.

“Maybe. There seems to be this guy… ah… that I think about… some-sometimes…” You stutter through your moans as his fingers rub circles on your most sensitive spot on your body. 

“He must be a real catch to have you this wet.” He chuckles as he nips at your shoulder, his calloused fingers moving down to your dripping hole.

“Must be…” You repeat his words as it feels as though your head is spinning. Jesus, you really are touch starved. 

“May I?” He asks again, his fingers spreading your wetness over your swollen pussy lips. You can only muster a nod in this moment before his middle finger is slipping into your cunt with ease. 

“Shit!” You let out a gasp and whine as he does this. He smirks as he thrusts his finger in and out of you. 

“How long has it been since someone has done this to you?” He can’t help but laugh at your reactions. 

“Don’t laugh…” You whimper, bucking your hips forward as he adds a second finger. 

“It’s cute, darling, don’t worry.” He smirks and nips at your ear. The palm of his hand would brush against your clit with each thrust of his fingers, getting you closer to the edge even faster. You reach up to cover your face as it contorts with pleasure. His free hand is quick to push them down. “Let me see you. I want to see that pretty face when you cum on my fingers.” 

“Carlos…” You whimper as you look back at him. 

“That’s it. Good girl…” He whispers as he curls his fingers with each movement inside you. It hit the right spot and was getting you closer and closer to that high. Your wetness was dripping down his fingers. It was a mess. And you had just showered too. 

“I… I’m gonna…” You moan and whine, biting on your lip.

“Already? I told you that you would be putty.” Carlos chuckles as he continues the repetitive movement with his hand, not slowing or stopping. Within your body is shaking and your walls are tightening around his fingers as you reach that peak. 

“Fuck, fuck, fuck… Carlos.” You can’t control the line of curses and his name as they leave your mouth. 

“Look at that. So pretty.” Carlos smirks as he takes a seat on the bench, sitting you on his lap as he does so. You could feel the very prominent bulge against your ass as he does this. You don’t say anything as you attempt to catch your breath. 

After just a moment of regulating your breathing he is lying you down on the bench and hovering over you. You stare up at him, eyelids a bit heavy. 

“We aren’t done.” He had that stupid smirk on his face like always. You hear him fiddling with his belt, undoing it and then his button on his pants following. He pushes his pants down enough to let his cock fall free of his confinements. He was above average. Definitely the biggest you had seen in person. His tank top was pushed up so you could see his happy trail. It made you horny all over again. Which was pretty easy for him to do. He pulls your legs up, holding them under the knees and keeping them spread apart. This allowed him a full view of your already spent cunt. He chuckles as the tip of his cock brushes against your soaked entrance. 

“May I?” There were those two words again. You had let him destroy you with his fingers and he still was asking if he could do this. 

“Yes.” You nod and stare up into his eyes. As you do so he carefully sinks his cock into your swollen pussy. 

“Holy fuck!” You grunt and grit your teeth, a slight pain from his size. It was not awful but not something you are used to. 

“I’m sorry, I’ll be slow.” He whispers as his arms are placed on the bench above your head. Your legs now rested against his thighs as he slowly moved his hips against yours. He keeps his eyes on your face to make sure he wasn’t making it worse. It didn’t take long for that pain to fade into pure pleasure and you were thrusting your hips to meet his and encourage him. 

With that he grunts in your ear as his hips pick up the pace. Your hands find their way around his body and your nails find his back. You were still sensitive from the earlier orgasm, making this more intense. There is a slapping of your hips against his with each thrust he took. 

“Good girl. Taking me so well.” His praises just fill you with more pleasure than before. He could feel the soft clench of your walls around him from his words and it made him feel absolutely insane. He buries his face in your neck, taking in your scent, which was now mixed with his. 

“Carlos… please…” You can barely whine out as your nails drag down his back. 

“What? Use your words, meu amor.” He bites on your earlobe as his grunts and groans. 

“More, please.” Your words come out just as a whimper but he doesn’t hesitate to comply and pick up the pace of his thrusts. Your eyes roll back as your back arches off of the bench you laid on. 

“That what you wanted, sweetheart? More of my cock?” He moans against your skin. You can muster up a nod but the only thing falling from your mouth at this moment was pleas of pleasure. He chuckles through his own sounds of pleasure as his hips rock against yours. You knew that you were already teetering on the edge of a second release, in hopes he was at the same point as you. 

You could feel your legs shuttering against his toned thighs and that only fueled his ego more, making him slam into your dripping cunt with more vigor. His back at this point was covered in scratches from your nails, and each one elicited a groan from his lips. 

“I… gonna… ah, fuck!” You couldn’t even warn him before you are tipping over the edge and the walls of your pussy are clenching around his thick cock. He grunts and stabilizes himself on the bench with his arms as his thrusts come to a complete stop and his hot cum fills your spent cunt. As the two of you are left to fall down from your high, the locker room is filled with heavy breathing and soft whimpers. 

“You did so well.” Carlos breathes out before capturing your lips with his as if rewarding you for this. It wasn’t until you pulled away and took notice of the clock on the wall, realizing that it was five minutes to close and you both would have to rush to get out of here.

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[deeplightblue]

Getting off the ship & leaving the restaurant. It’s been a fun ride y’all 😔

I keep thinking about this blind item Deuxmoi published in their June 16 newsletter. Later on when someone asked if it was about N and L they said they didn’t even realize, which I find weird. Now, I think we all know blind items can be sent by anyone on any topic and don’t have to reflect the truth at all. And I definitely don’t believe gossip that I see on DM without a credible source confirming.

So this is probably some troll’s doing and I’m not even going to talk about the N being married part lol. Nothing worth mentioning, actually. But still it resurfaced some thoughts I had.

I truly think N and L loves each other deeply, I don’t believe even the greatest actors could keep playing their characters for months and appear that convincing. Nor do I think they are disingenuous people who will simply fake a friendship for the sake of promo. I’m very confused about the nature of their relationship and whether it’s romantic or platonic, I think even they themselves might be confused on this part, but there is love regardless.

However I cannot help but think L is trying to distance himself from N, at least publicly. I cannot think of any other explanation for the pap pics just a couple of hours after the London premiere. I do not know if it was really him/his team who arranged those pics but if it was them, I think it’s only natural to take it as a “enough with the shipping, I have a gf” slap on fans’ faces. Like, couldn’t you wait for a week maybe?

I saw this being mentioned on some blog here but when you check his insta profile you could hardly tell he was the lead of Bton and co-star of Nic, and mind you it’s only been 3 weeks since part 2 was released. Of course he doesn’t have to share anything but it feels weird him posting his solo endeavors and not the project he put so much effort and time into.

Combined with those pap pics it seems like he is really trying to distance himself from N. But it’s not like there is bad blood between them or anything, we kept seeing them being comfortable and cute around each other until June 12, hours before the premiere. He even mentioned her name in a very silly & sweet manner on Jimmy Fallon. So, what’s the deal?

I think it must be very frustrating to have people read so much into every step you take, so I could understand him in a way. Nobody knows anything about their lives and relationship, we all just speculate and seeing those speculations must be annoying for them. But wouldn’t a simple insta post on how N is his good friend and “buddy” and another post with his gf appear a lot more genuine if shipping is the problem here?

I don’t know. This is my first time doing this with actors and I’ve been in this space for only a month or so, so these are all new to me. I truly believed they were each other’s soulmates and it was enchanting to witness whatever it was going on between them. And if they are just good friends that’s perfect too, I mean how many of us have that kind of connection or chemistry with our “friends”? Good for them!

But sensing his efforts of disassociating his public image from Bton and Nic just breaks my heart. That said, I am officially getting off the ship. I’m leaving the restaurant. My tiny heart cannot take it anymore. Also, it feels disrespectful to L to keep shipping them when it’s clear he doesn’t want that for some reason.

I will love and support both of them separately but I’ll TRY not to post any content about their possible romance. While I cannot promise that I’ll remain faithful to my decision I’ll try my best.

Cheers mfs.

😔

[surshica]

NINTENDO SWITCH !

SEVENTEEN - my little pony

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borders will indicate when it’s time to read the written portion!! + please excuse anything grammatically incorrect and any typos !!

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yn came back to the room and placed four hot chocolates on a mini table sitting down near heiya and usagi. she took small sips of the hot chocolate; the warm chocolate taste warmed up her somewhat cold body. slight chills went down her spine due to the contrast of the heat and cold in her body. the other girls were enjoying it as well, heiya looked over at yn—letting out a small sigh before running her fingers through her hair to get rid of the knots. “ynn~”

yn looked at her with a weird expression, she knew she wanted something with that tone and they were going to be questions about chishiya. “yes heiyaaa~” the tone was the same as hers with slight mockery in it. “can you tell us what happened between you and chishiya~” heiya shook yn gently. “in return we’ll have kuina talk about how her and ann got together!!” usagi chimed in; she already knew what happened but usagi still wanted the other girls to know.

yn grumbled at first but she caved in, her door was open since her roommate was literally just her cousin. she had noticed mira was leaning against the doorframe interested in the story time too. “well..chishiya and i believe it or not are just friends.” yn smiled clasping her hands together, kuina groaned facepalming herself while usagi started laughing, heiya she had a deadpanned look on her face. “don’t give us that my little pony bullshit..” kuina huffed while heiya shook yn a little harder.

yn started laughing, “ok ok i’ll tell you guys..i cant even say dont tell anyone because i feel like everyone knows something..” yn shrugged, taking another sip of hot chocolate. “well to be honest and to be quiet fair i don’t even know what we are??” yn even questioned it herself, “i thought we were rivals but now? i feel yeah..” yn didn’t know words to how describe her feelings.

she looked at the girl who were all staring at her to give what she wanted, a small smile formed on her lips, “i have liked that stupid blonde mf since middle school and yet i still can’t find the right enough courage to tell him,” “i feel as if i need to be a step ahead of him especially in academics, though the is quite hard” yn let out a low chuckle.

kuina’s eyes formed a smile as she started to giggle as if she met her favorite actor, heiya had a big smile on her face grabbing yn by her shoulders shaking her. “i mean the tension between you two is so painfully obvious..” usagi mentioned taking a sip of her hot chocolate.

“tension? there is no tension” yn laughed aloud, kuina just shook her head “babe i love you bit the tension between the two of you is very fucking obvious.” kuina sighed in a defeat like voice, “chishiya..he’s confusing but i assure you if you ask him out—“ “but i’m not going to ask him. why should i?”

usagi gasped, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE NOTGONNAASKHIMOUT” usagi was shaking her so much yn got dizzy. “IF YOU ARENT GONNA ASK HIM OUT YOU DESERVE AN AWARD FOR THAT ACT.” usagi had a distressed tone in her voice, yn had to physically put her hand on her shoulder to stop usagi from shaking her.

kuina and heiya looked at eachother with disappointed looks. “listen LISTEN, i probably have a better chance dating a rock then with chishiya.” yn tried to justify herself but that also had no justice. “why do you say that yn? you don’t know that” heiya questioned with a frown.

“he has like zero interest in a relationship, so therefore he would reject me simple!” yn crossed her arms near her chest acting like she put her foot down. kuina shook her head, “what about the time you two went to a cafe?” “he was being nice” “okay and the time he saved you from niragi?” “he was told to watch over me from mira..” “i call bullshit but that’s ok..how about the time you two almost kissed” “..well it was just a nice gesture yeah”

“yeah IT WAS A NICE GESTURE.” yn tried to convince herself that there was no tension and it was just friendly gestures. “if you don’t realize i’m going to slap you.” usagi deadpanned looked at yn, sending chills down her spine. “OKAY FINE. maybe he isn’t just being nice to me and MAYBE likes me.” a small smile broke out on her lips, “you know if it wasn’t for arisu something could’ve happened” yn shrugged off the thought.

“so would you consider asking him out?” heiya questioned the indecisive girl, “hmm maybe…maybe yeah.” yn has a small tint of rose blush form onto her cheeks.

mira smiled happily before walking back to her room, “did you hear that chishiya?” mira whispered so yn and the girls couldnt hear her, “yeah..” he sounded dry but his face said otherwise. his face has never felt warmer before. since they were on facetime mira was able to see it, she let out a small giggle closing the door behind her. “are you going to make the first move orr..” she left it open like a question, “maybe. but i think maybe i’ll let her do it.” a smile crept onto his face.

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[austin-chr-2-0]

Can we all just, as a group, collectively stop pretending that the Chucky series is actually a good show?

I promise it isn’t. It’s nothing short than a literal fetish bait that you see on TikTok. I’ll admit, Don’s show was enjoyable in S1. This is no hate or coming after anyone, I’m simply stating what I see.

Not only is the plot more confusing than my gender identity, there’s clear racism in the show. Am I the only one who finds it so hilarious that Don nearly killed off almost every POC character? And only kept the one that was apart of the “main couple” thing Don is doing that’s equivalent to the foolishness they did in Highschool Musical? One of my good friends did a whole blog on it, their name is Mys and I’ll link it.

And not to mention how Don literally admitted to Jake being a self insert. Let me repeat that for those in the back — HE ADMITTED JAKE IS A SELF INSERT. Meaning that the only reason Devon is alive because he’s an extension of DON’S SELF INSERT. Don literally said that his experiences with Jake are “similar” like sir, just admit it already. And don’t get me started on the poor writing here.

Dambala and Christianity? This isn’t paganism bro, and Dambala is technically voodoo and hoodoo, and those different religions have Catholic and Christian roots and similar tools. Also, I don’t mean to point out the elephant in the room but Chucky and Tiffany are white. Hoodoo and Voodoo and the practice of Dambala is a closed practice specifically for who?? African people. And this is just the tip of the iceberg. How come nobody fucking points out how Alyvina, Lexy’s actor, gets sexualized left and right?

And so does Devon’s actor. And I would like everyone to realize that Devon and Lexy’s actors, BJ and Alyvina are technically MINORS. Zachary is an ADULT. So imagine how it must look being a minor making out with a full ass grown adult. That is CRAZY.

And I know what everyone is going to say; “Well there’s consenting so it doesn’t matter” and “Well the show had better representation, I’d like to see you do better” and worst of all “What did you expect the show to be 💀 It’s TV-14, meaning that it’s gonna be swearing, sex talk, gore” and I know what the Don apologists are probably thinking; that I’m just randomly coming after a show but it’s far from it, if you took the time to read this editorial.

And let me break it down before everyone gets to typing and removing. I’m not saying it should be all cupcakes and rainbows. I’m saying these characters should have more characterization. Devon’s confession being deleted was the worst “fuck you” decision ever. We could’ve had a chance for Devon to get characterized and show some vulnerability.

But no. Of course not.

And instead of taking a season to focus on Devon, we have a random YT character — Grant. Again, nothing for Devon. As an African American gay individual, I resided with Devon a lot and I was so confused on how he rarely has characterization. We don’t even get to see him have a grieving process!

I believe, no, I KNOW Don is using something that was introduced in Scandal, a tv show — this method is called dog whistle media/politics. It’s basically racism, sexism, homophobia, all that good stuff in a language so coded that it only affects the person they’re targeting. Like a dog whistle.

So when Don kills off POC characters, sexualizes children, doesn’t let Devon be emotional or vulnerable, IMMEDIATELY jumped into sex in S3, trust that POC and lgbtq people and creepy mfs on Reddit know EXACTLY what Don is doing. It’s a fine line between made for mature audiences and made for creepy audiences. Like the Wren situation on TikTok.

The only reason you all defend this show is because it stimulates you, in a weird, arousal kind of stimulation way or the simple fact it’s all the representation you all really have, and you shouldn’t settle for less.

For people who get stimulated by this show; It’s gross. You’re gross. Receive therapy.

In conclusion, the Chucky series by Don Mancini is not a good show. It is a cash cow, and a lengthened fetish post on TikTok. Do what you want, but I will tell you, if you enjoy that show, it’s not just because of the representation. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

[artist-heart83]

I really find funny how as a child I was trying so hard to avoid smg4, only for years later mf put a tv head character and make me start watching the series

On the other hand, we have my brother, who was a casual viewer and from what he told me, never watch any of the lore or arcs, until now

The reasons are simple:

1. I made him watch the Puzzlevision movie weeks ago because unfortunately to him, he is the only one in my house who shares some interests with me, and is a tradition for me to drag him to any of my favorite stuff at the moment

2. A casual viewer like I said, watch mainly the funny videos

3. Yesterday I pass for his room and I saw he was watching “It gonna be perfect” movie and then told he watch some of the new videos for him and then he proceeded to tell me:

“I’m going to watch Western Spaghetti after this one”

“You fucking cheater, you are not gonna understand anything and you would get spoilers from previous arcs” EXCLAIM THE ONE WHO GOES TO THE WIKI PAGE WHO NEVER WATCH SMG4 UNTIL NOW

I stay with him watching Western Spaghetti to just explain some stuff (to avoid my responsibilities) and then I was screaming when he gets to the part when Desti and Axol appear and he was genuinely confused for my reaction

[callmecams26]

🗺, 🫂, ❤️‍🔥, 🔢, 🃏 and 🧨

Hey Waru! Thank you sm for this ask <33 I appreciate it.

🗺 favorite circuit?

I have a couple, but the ones I always enjoy watching races on the most are probably Mugello (everyone loves Mugello), Twin Ring Motegi, and provably Jerez. I love these circuits so so much, I’m ngl. I love that they have to go under like a lil bridge or whatever at Motegi, and I love the whole atmosphere at Jerez.

I’ll say this, too. I LOVED Laguna Seca and Brno, as well as Indianapolis speedway circuit. I think I just hang onto the good old days a bit too much, but MotoGP felt like peak MotoGP when they raced at these. There was just something about them.

🫂 favorite teammate pairing?

AHHHH you know I have to go with Rossi and Lorenzo! That’s truly Yamaha for me (as a Yamaha fan). Their history just goes way back, and for some reason, their relationship was so special in some kind of way. I remember always feeling confused watching races, because Nick Harris would sometimes mention how Rossi and Lorenzo didn’t like each other, and this and that, but I always thought their relation couldn’t be described that way exactly.

Because like, Lorenzo and Rossi had their moments. They had arguments, they fought (MISANO 2016), and they had their spats. Rossi was always a bit targeting toward Lorenzo, especially his pre-Ducati days, around 2008-2010 (I’m thinking about that wall and the fact that Rossi tried getting Lorenzo booted from Yamaha). But at the same time, they were also always friendly at press conferences. Like they would make small jokes, or they would laugh a bit. It was never really “they don’t like each other”, bc it never felt that simple to me.

(SORRY their story is just so amazing, I love them, I’m rambling)

❤️‍🔥 favorite rivalry?

Already answered this one in detail, but it’s Dani and Lorenzo, or Marc and Valentino.

🔢 what would be your racing number?

My favorite and lucky number is 7, so I’d probably go with that. Perhaps do a little Dovizioso and make it 07, which would also remind people of James Bond tee hee🤭🤭

🃏 a rider who is underrated, in your opinion?

Hmm, I feel like all the talented ones are somewhat popular. I don’t really have a good feeling on who is underrated or rated correctly, yk? Because I have no idea if someone is loved by everyone or loved by some. I’m itching after saying Lorenzo just bc people tend to dislike him, but dw I’ll shut myself up, or we’ll be here all day.

Maybe Brad Binder? I know people like him, as I was in Spielberg and saw the KTM fans, but I also don’t see THAT much love and appreciation for him anywhere. Like I haven’t met someone who has him as their ultimate favorite. He’s super talented though, a good rider. He has potential.

��� a rider who you didn't like at first but they grew on you?

I already answered this on another ask, but I’ll say it here since I didn’t put much detail into it before. Aleix and Pol Espargaro rubbed me the wrong Fucking way when I first watched interviews with them and stuff. I thought Aleix talked about shit that didn’t concern him, and added himself into drama instead of keeping his nose to himself. He was also harsh with his words, I feel like. Never careful, very much old school MotoGP, which I normally would’ve liked, cus I miss those days, but not when he’s bashing my faves :((

Either way, the mf grew on me, because he isn’t as bad as I thought. He’s just really passionate about this sport, and he seems like a good person. I rooted for him at Catalunya, I really did.

And Pol. He had too much hope for his time on the Honda, and he mentioned somewhere in an interview that he “hoped” he could “do better than Pedrosa and Lorenzo” which annoyed me, bc thinking you’ll be better than Dani at Honda Repsol?? Brother gotta be dreaming. I just clowned him for it for a while, the same way I clown Mir for saying he’ll “make Honda win again” HAHAAAAAA KEEP DREAMING MY GUY

[atrodonna]

Another question game that I actually love. Anyone can find it on ig under the account @bsd.4.life, so knock yourselves out.

1. How did you find out about BSD?

Aha… so as a child I used to watch some MEP videos on youtube and Chuuya appeared in one of them. He instantly gave off the mafioso vibe and as a fan of The Godfather and Goodfellas, I was interested.

Indeed, this was nothing like The Godfather or Goodfellas. Additionally, Chuuya is not a character I’m fully interested in.

2. What is one character you love that is underrated?

Louisa. The smartest most sweetest most hardworking character in this whole anime and I don’t see her getting the recognition she deserves. Though I will admit, her only using her skill when someone orders her to (Mr. Cash Money) is kind of irritating.

3. What is one character that you dislike from the ADA, PM, Guild, Hunting Dogs and Decay of Angels.

ADA: Naomi. People, I rarely wish death upon someone, but when Higuchi turned her into Swiss cheese on that third episode, I was hoping so very much that she was dead.

PM: Kouyou. I don’t care who worships this woman, I find her close minded, controlling, cruel, selfish, and absolutely irritating. Other than that I will give kudos to her for being the only one during the Cannibalism arc to say “Hm… maybe we shouldn’t attack the ADA since it is CLEARLY what the mastermind wants and will most likely seal all our fates. Not to mention we’ve never even won once against them.”

Guild: Hawthorne. Um, yeah, he’s boring. And I laughed when Margaret saved him from Akutagawa.

Hunting dogs: Jouno. Sorry, sorry, Ik all the simps are going to want to see me hanged, but it is as Tecchou said: underneath all that evil is his soft heart. Well I count the evil too, and personally, tormenting poor Aya did not sit well with me. And if he had dared speak so ghastly to the coolest man alive, the Agency’s barista, I would’ve laid his ass out, idc idc.

Decay of angels: Fukuchi. Oh, boohoo you had to kill people in war, like mf what did you think was going to happen? Fukuzawa literally told him but hey, that’s his life ig. Now he’s taking it out on the world; that’s between him and God, honestly.

4. What is your favorite quote from BSD?

“People can be so simple… They truly believe they are thinking for themselves.” - as told by my dearest

5. If you could make any fanon ship canon, which ship would it be?

Gin and Tachihara. Please! I love them. Simply.

6. Who is smarter, Dazai, Fyodor or Ranpo?

There is literally no debate here: Dazai. Now I am basing this off the 8 intelligences, and frankly, Dazai and Fyodor are equal in nearly all of them, except intrapersonal. Even though Dazai is not fully self-actualized yet, he is far more open into exploring himself and knowing himself while Fyodor will claim that there is no need for that because he knows all there is to know: he has surpassed humanity and is now “the chosen”. And that is exactly why Dazai is going to roll him like dough.

As for Dazai and Ranpo… well, Ranpo couldn’t really use the sufficient amount of “cunning” to handle Fyodor. I’d like to say he is led off more evidence based than Dazai and Fyodor, and using only that, he will try to piece together what makes sense to himself, not the other person. Even so he is a genius and I adore him.

7. How do you think you would react if your favorite BSD character appeared in front of you?

I would be so confused. Just like a “Heyyy… Do you need something?” Of course, all of this would be after recovering from the major shock of seeing my beloved Russki.

8. What would you tell your favorite BSD character?

“…Isn’t sacrificing yourself for nothing the greatest sin of all?”

9. Create your own ability. Give it a name, explain how it works and explain a negative aspect of it as well.

I will just use Irving’s skill in this scenario: Rip Van Winkle. The ability to manipulate matter itself, rearranging atoms and molecules, shifting from one state to another, in all, almost godlike (wink wink). Besides the insane amount of physics, biology and chemistry this ability requires to work, it takes up a whole lot of energy from the user, usually only giving a limit of nine minutes. However, this is the best scientific explanation from what can be observed from this ability; there may be something more to it because, as we all know, if matter cannot be created or destroyed, how are these creatures bred from the water?

[ffntroco]

*another deep sigh*,

Y’all the devil really is working. As you know or don’t know I’m just in a space in life where I’m just trying to you know lead a very straight path. Keep tunnel vision, but bitches keep fucking with me and it’s so annoying. Bro my boss got me freaking arrested simply because what? Who I am or what I look like(which can mean a variety of things). I have all the odds stacked against me. I’m black, queer, and male. I face so much disrespect simply because all of those things and these past two years taught me a lot and taught me the importance of being able to fend on your own. Why I didn’t call myself trans or anything and don’t take part in a lot of the community things in my town is simply because of the fact that I’m not welcomed. Wherever I go I’m an other. Personally I feel the whole movement of creating segregated communities came about because of segregation. Due to that everyone who felt they didn’t belong simply because they didn’t know themselves then created all these separate communities to find a place out of the fear of individualism. Being an individual someone who don’t look like, act like, and even carrying the same burdens comes with a lot. You have to be strong, confidence, aware and simply love themselves. That’s what I see when mfs are attacking me, trying to block me from being able to work or make money, calling me slurs, the sexual abuse and harassment which caused me to be exiled. All of it is simply because ppl don’t love themselves and is scared of themselves. When your face to face with someone who knows their worth and owns it guess what that energy is intimating to most. And you have to be strong enough to recognize THAT IS NOT NY FUCKING PROBLEM. Your intimidation and need to create this fictional character in your head of who I am bc most of the times it’s projections. Projections we either submit to accept or projections we send back to rebel. Truth is all in perception to be honest. That’s it. A simple reaction.

What do you see in the mirror? Do you love what you see in the mirror? And how to you express that love to yourself?

Because I see beauty after all I been through and go through I’m still here. Still able to share breath and still able to give love. A little hope. They keep trying to take my ass out, but I am here. Just like you I have life experience and life challenges and I’m here to share. You know people like me aren’t supposed to have anything. Me identifying w/ my femininity more and me loving to feel and look pretty a lot of hate is spewed my way. You’ll think that it wouldn’t because before I began my actual physical transition even with my beard I would get called a women, men would approach me calling me lady, asking me bc they was confused. Even as a kid boys would say they thought I was a girl with an Afro. I was always androgynous very comfortable with both sides of me and was aware of my ambiguity but inately I know what I was born as. lol. That’s why I say no one really cares, but if you’re beautiful people care not even physically but your aura. The outside helps lol.

Lately I’ve been needing to hold myself extra hard and accountable because the abuse my whole arrest situation was just an abuse tactic and a warning to the others if you get out of line this is what can happen to you. Racism and the ideology of slavery isn’t gone and the treatment I receive here shows me that as well even within the lgbtq community. It’s a hierarchy system only those are supposed to be in certain positions to keep those in check. It’s about what you do when you’re put in that position you can get in line or you can be an anarchist like me. I’m too much of a Gemini to follow trends and systems. My brain is way too intellectually manic for that so I’m gonna register that critically and do it in the way that makes sense to how my brain is saying do this. It’s what works for me. Back to the aspect of individuality. I’m an individual and I’m gonna be me. Trans and all. I don’t care. And I’m keeping my piece and my name because guess what that’s me. Apart of what makes me…me. A trans empress. Goddess if you will. And I carry myself as such. And I’m not stopping until my life reflects that. Stay beautiful. Fight the good fight and never stop going. Never. Through hardships as well as when the more easy times come in to play.

Comment 😈 if you read all the way through.

[olokosomolo]

My trauma is A tsunami hits every time I talk to mom. Today it hurts to extend that It really lead me to think about the ultimate way to ends my senseless life. I wrote her about last night frost temperature that nearly made my toes suffers from frost burning. it’s not even a freezing temperature yet. I wrote her about the money amount the scam bug had the nerves to sent me. And also about few new things that I discovered while calculating the gimetric number in to a meaning words. So suddenly I got text message from her that said: Instead of confusing my brain, check on the internet, we have a war with hundreds of dead, thousands of wounded, and you tell me your delusional stories, the situation in the country is a catastrophe.

Wait, what katas.. what I’m slowly fading away freezing in the cold night while you laying on you padded couch watching news ( fake like COVID nothing and worry about strangers that located so far away from you lazy eyes and placing me as last least almost a lost item in you busy backlog watching a battle that suddenly heyyyayy me stummi sun at last we’re getting attention. Who cares about you Tovi? Ahh? Even that fly’s avoid you even though they know they miss a stinking feast fresh from the green house skin that yet to shower since an eons. Wow mom why you hate me so much why do I need to hear the humiliation from you. I wish I was a simple Job story. But Job is a kindergarten story. And I have to worry from my family, instead to prey and moans my love one I’m protecting myself while to escape their octopusi tentacles with zero success. Unfortunately first the challenge is to pass a wall higher the then the seventh house. With working stuff that can work hours for food and drinks to satisfy their hunger. I’m doomed even if I’ll managed to jump over. Stepping down to a coldest water the surrounded Alcatraz the most comfortable nest to the great white sharks that thirsty to this moment I’ll dare to swim at their home court. Dreaming frenzy is their daily bless, nothing less. But mom already pushed magic button, I’m mute soundless ignored and neglect. Why what have I done to you mom and to all? And quickly mr.common arrived not so near he keep his distance he is clean and neat and just that thought I haven’t shower for who even counts. Makes him cough. Common sit far enough and count and count and count… you know he teased me like that day few years before I even knew anything as cousin chaossi in downtown NYC waiting to be sitted in a restaurant he suddenly said: you know Tovi, I always keeps my money in my front pocket, only in the front. Never to my brother, or my sister, nor a friends, even not my Mom and dad. My money always stay in my pocket. I looked at him and thought to myself look at this mf jealous of me to have such a good relationship with my mom. What a sucker moron was I? he who was also in a race to collect from me as much as he could before the wail will dry. BELIEVE IT OR NOT ALL THOSE THAT HATE ME SND LOOKING FOR MY SOUL ARE THOSE WHO GOT FOR ME OVER $250K ++

[lucyandthepen]

hi it’s me 🍭again !

I am a fan of Zelda !!! I only played BOTW and TOTK so I don’t know if I can call myself a fan but I really enjoyed both ! I actually didn’t finished TOTK because I waited for my nephew to comeback from vacation so he can watch me beating Ganondorf (I also waited because I just don’t want to finish the game 🥸).

For age of calamity, I really enjoyed watching the cinematic hehehe. I actually don’t know very much about Koei game but I’ll look more into it later !

I can’t wait to see Zelda reference in one of the next fic !!

omgg who do you think it’s most likely to be jealous in dream ? Personally my top 3 will be : mark, jeno and maybe jaemin or haechan idkkkk

don’t worry !! it’s not a hassle for me to come everyday !! That’s okay, the wait between fics aren’t that long + I haven’t read all your works so it gives me time to read all of them 🫶🏼🫶🏼. I also enjoy reading your little update about the queuing (am I weird for that ? but I actually think that’s sweet that you’re telling us what you’re about to update next and everything ☹️).

for the beyond live, I actually haven’t watched it lol I just watched some clips on twitter but let me tell you. My biases in dream are Jaemin and Haechan but because of this concert… I feel like Jeno is also becoming my bias (he’s actually my bias wrecker since forever haha).

And the performance I enjoyed the most was Boom, because dream is my fav unit and they wore SUITS 😭🙏🏼 I am a sucker for men in suits, I don’t why but whenever I see one I’m like 🤩🤩🤩 so yeah

I also really enjoy talking with you💕

hello my lovely anon! looks like i might've accidentally missed this!! sorry for the late reply. :(

i totally get what you mean! i am also just relatively new in the sense that i only played AoC, BOTW, and TOTK, but that still makes us fans, i think! as long as we have experienced the content and feel positively towards it, that definitely makes us fans, regardless of what era we came into the 'fandom' during (i think that applies for all things). has your nephew not yet come back from vacation? i've also only finished the four villages again, but i'm now wasting time collecting bubbul gems and avoiding ganondorf because I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT MF! but if you ever beat ganondorf, let me know how it goes!! i'm curious to know if the fight is hard or similar to the phantom ones!

that's totally okay! koei games are rather old but i love how simple and mindless they usually are! when i was younger, i had a ps2, and that's when i first started playing dynasty warriors 4: empires. from then on, i was totally obsessed! some of their other games are samurai warriors (4 was great, but 5 is a super good story too!), atelier (e.g. atelier ryza), and i think they have tie-ins with other franchises like one piece warriors, fire emblem warriors, and super smash bros. ultimate to name a few!

for jealousy, i feel like my top three list is very odd, but i've rationalized it in my head enough to feel like i can defend it SOMEHOW (to myself): haechan, then mark, then renjun! haechan definitely feels like he'd be loud about being jealous too so that's why i put him on top! i can definitely also see jeno and jaemin have possessive streaks too!

it is absolutely not weird at all for you to be reading the queue updates! i'm super bad at keeping to plans because i'm a bit all over the place as a person and because i actually suffer from ocd, i have a tendency to fixate on something even if i know there's something else waiting for me and i feel compelled to do it to the point that i can't sit still at all until i get it done. hence, why i had no choice but to bang out salted caramel very quickly! i'm glad that the queue updates help you, and i really hope that in the future i won't have to confuse you or anyone else with my messy behavior :(

oh man... anon, i know exactly what you mean. jeno popped off a little too hard that day and i fear the worst for EVERYONE'S bias list (except the jeno ults, of course!). maybe he's intentionally coming for all our necks????????????? that seems like a jeno thing to do....................... how awful n inconsiderate of that sexy yummy man.................................... JSIFJSIDFJSIJFSIDJF

I GET WHAT YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!! we always love boom (jaemin's 2023 'ice cream' still POPPED OFF!) and the suit look is a classic we can't every get sick of. YOU ARE VALID IN YOUR THIRST, MY LOVE!

i'm always here for you! have a great day/night wherever you are, and remember to do something that makes you happy!

[tsukasalvr]

If you're still taking requests for demon slayer, I was wondering if I could get some headcanons for the pillars reacting to more modern items that their s/o (from current year) has. (Phone, tablet ,laptop, switch etc whatever works best for you) please and thank you also I love your writing :)

AN: anon my limit is 5 characters so if you want the rest of the hashiras then send in another request! BACK FROM MY BREAK YA

; 𝙨/𝙤 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙧𝙪𝙧𝙚/𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙨

𝗔𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲/𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀: 𝗚𝗶𝘆𝘂𝘂, 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗺𝗶, 𝗠𝘂𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗼, 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗯𝘂, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗥𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗼𝗸𝘂

𝗔𝗡: 𝗺𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗸𝗶 [𝗰𝗿𝘆]

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝗶 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱

𝗣𝗧 𝟮: 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲

PT 3: here

; ɢɪʏᴜᴜ

Very confused

He grabs your phone carefully and gets shocked and scared when it turns on

Imagine a cat tapping something because they’re curious about what it is

Yep, that’s Giyuu

Asks you small simple questions about what it is but other than that is very quiet while looking through it

He sucks at switch games

Mf literally would die so quick so he likes to play more calmer games

Sometimes you’ll catch him playing animal crossing very late at night just fishing, all he does is literally fish in that game

Needless to say, he has everything in the museum

His reasoning is, “It’s so much more calmer, this is the kind of life I would like to have.”

; sᴀɴᴇᴍɪ

He glares at the devices as if it’s going to be scared and cower back

Is like an old man trying to figure out how to use a phone for the first time

It’s embarrassing to look at, please help him

He absolutely loves playing games on your switch or phone

But he’ll always get easily mad at any game and get really hyped up for literally no reason.

Mf could literally be playing cooking mama, animal crossing or stardew valley and you’ll just hear him yelling at the game

The volume is as loud as a call of duty lobby

I like to think he sucks at Mario Kart and whenever you beat him he’ll demand to play again and blame it on something random

“ITS CAUSE YOU PUSHED ME, THATS WHY I LOST.”

“I’m literally like five feet away from you.”

You might want to watch over him so he doesn’t accidentally break something

; ᴍᴜɪᴄʜɪʀᴏ

Those weird electronic you have will always pique his interest

It doesn’t matter how many times he’s seen or used it, he’ll never get bored of it

He might look disinterested because of his face but don’t be fooled since he’s really into it

He’s especially good at games

Loves to play any Mario game, stardew valley or Splatoon because of the bright colors

He’s good at games without even meaning to- he can probably still win while asleep

Loves to play with you since he can lay on your lap while doing so

Loves the new music- sometimes he finds it funny and says how some music is shit- but there’s some he really likes!

He loves songs where you literally can’t understand what they’re saying because of the auto tune or really calm songs- by songs I mean rain or calming forest sounds

Sometimes when he’s playing while laying down on your lap and he’s really sleepy the console would fall on his face and he’ll still be asleep

He also seems to me, to like playing sally face and ddlc- and also if this was a modern au, he would def have a creepypasta and undertale phase and no, I don’t take criticism

; sʜɪɴᴏʙᴜ

Inspects every electronic you have with you and has many questions on how they work

With more and more of her questions getting answered by you, her questions will get more and more complex and difficult to answer

So get ready to use your big wrinkly brain to answer her questions

She’s secretly very competitive when playing games and likes to let out snarky comments whenever she wins

But whenever she loses, you’ll notice her grip on the controller gets a little bit more tighter and how her her smile literally doesn’t change

She loves playing any fighting games (super smash bros) or Mario kart because of the different characters powers or because she loves hitting others with shells or letting the plant bite them in Mario kart

It always makes her giggle and will boost her ego a bit every time she hits them while playing

; ʀᴇɴɢᴏᴋᴜ

Very intrigued by the electronics you have

Likes asking many questions and is always fascinated by each answer- even if it’s just a simple answer

“Why did the numbers change?���

“It cause’ a minute went by.”

“Fascinating!”

Modern music will always confuse him but he lowkey vibes with it

It could be the shittiest of shittiest music to ever exist and he’ll still fuck with it

He likes rap and only because he’s shocked at how they can say words so fast- he gets even more shocked if the music talks about mature things

Mf will look so astonished

But other than that, he still likes the music and will even show it to Uzui and Mitsuri and together, they’re a rap trio with Muichiro sometimes joining in

Muichiro lowkey got some fire bars ngl like if he was ever in roast/rap battle he’ll fucking obliterate them, he’s a little menace

Rengoku and Uzui listen to carti

He loves playing games with you!

He doesn’t like playing alone since it makes him feel lonely

Likes playing super Mario deluxe with you and sometimes you won’t be able to pass through the levels because he won’t stop jumping and moving back and forth when he’s riding a yoshi

Likes carrying you around on his head so you don’t have to do anything and will throw you up on top of the flag pole to make sure you get a 1up

People who like, reblog or follow= hot asf💕😍

[jedi-luca]

Avenger Lane Chapter Six part 1

SURPRISE MF lol I thought I would show some mercy, annnd there is a few surprises in here for you all tonight. MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE A/N AT THE END. ;) It's not very long.

Summary: You and your wife Quinn move your family outside of New York City to Avenger Lane; a small private suburbia. There you face your toughest obstacle of your marriage. Will your marriage with Quinn be strong enough when a certain redheaded beauty captures your attention? 

Parings: Quinn Fabray x G!P Reader / eventual Natasha x G!P Reader

Warnings: NOT PROOF READ also Drug use!

Avenger Lane Chapter Six: Part 1 "Vogue"

“Sam Evans, what are you doing?” Kurt glared.

“Uhh, helping you by modeling these skirts for you.” 

“How are you going to help me by wearing it backwards!?” He yelled.

“Hey now, don’t yell at my baby cause your skirt is confusing.” Mercedes pointed at her best friend before walking over to Sam fixing his skirt for him.

“Sweetheart?” Blaine called out hesitantly

Kurt whipped around.

“Here, I brought your favorite.”

“Oh honey! Ugh you’re so sweet!” Kurts mood drastically changes from furious to sweet.

“He’s normally not as… stressed out.” You mutter to Natasha as you both change.

“Oh that’s normal in this business.” She winked over her shoulder as she took off her shirt. You inwardly gasped seeing a large bruise on her lower back.

“Whoa! Nat what the hell?” You ask now behind her placing your fingers on her lower back not even noticing the way she shivered.

“Oh that.” She muttered before pulling up her dress.

“Did Bruce hurt you?” Your steamed eyes ablaze with rage. 

“Oh no! No, no, no, no!” She turned around. 

You weren’t convinced and she could tell.

“Y/N, I promise Bruce didn’t hurt me. I promise.”

“Then how-“

“I’m in Krav Maga.”

Your brows furrowed. Noticing you weren’t convinced she took out her phone scrolling to a video of her and the blonde you recognize from her family photos sparing.

“Wow.” You chuckled seeing her sparing. “You’re a badass.”

“Believe me now?” She grinned, poking your stomach.

“Yes.” You chuckled as you placed your tie around your open collar.

“Zip me?” She says innocently.

“Sure.” You gulp, placing a palm on her hip as you slowly zip up the dress careful not to knick her. You never noticed how intimate something as simple as zipping up a dress could be. The glint of your wedding band glimmered under the light reminding you what it meant.

“You were so upset.” She teased you as she turned around, slapping your hands away from your tie.

“I'm sorry.” You gulp looking up avoiding her eyes.

“Don’t be. It’s sweet.” She smiled and brought your chin back towards the front. “It’s sort of nice to have someone want to fight for me even though I can do it myself.”

“I really wanted to kick his ass there for a minute.” You chuckled as she smiled, focusing on the tie.

“And why would you do that?” she questioned after fixing your tie.

“Because… you’re my friend and I care about you. I’m not gonna let anyone hurt you if I can help it.”

Emerald eyes snapped to yours. She was reading you and you let her. Before Natasha could get a word in, the photographer's assistant rushed in.

“Okay he’s ready for you both.”

“Oh me as well?” You furrowed your brows you already shot with the unholy trinity. You thought you were gonna model solo now.

“Yup.” She said before scurrying off.

“Y/N!” Kurt yelled.

You jolted in place hearing his frustration and you looked for an exit. 

“Come on.” Natasha rolls her eyes at you playfully.

“What!? No way! I don’t want to be yelled at like Spam.”

She huffed and dragged you out of the fitting room.

“There you are.” He sighs.

“Okay I’ll do a few shots of Natasha solo then with Y/N then solo Y/N.” The photographer announces towards you, Kurt, and Natasha.

“Natasha, let's start with you first.”

Her heels click as she walks towards the set.

“Kurt are you insane you’re gonna have me model with Nat? Quinn is going to kill both of us!” You hiss.

“You’re married.” Kurt huffed with a roll of his eyes.

“No shit Sherlock. Did you forget who I married.” You kinked your brow.

“Don’t tell me she still has jealousy issues.” Kurt furrowed his brows. He gasped when you made no attempt to correct him. “Wow, a decade and she’s still jealous? Blaine doesn’t even get jealous anymore!” He huffed.

“So then I don’t have too?”

“Psh, no you’re doing it. If she gets upset I’ll take care of it. The photographer wants you modeling with nearly everyone. Quinn left with Santana and Rach to grab something to eat since I didn’t have the time.”

“Y/N he’s ready for you.” The assistant popped up causing you both to jump.

You nodded before following her to the set.

“Alright first I want both of you by the window.” You walked over towards her.

The photographer Aaron walked over towards both of you, camera in hand.

“Fuck you both look scrumptious.” Aaron grinned. “So for this shot I want you both acting like this is your first and last night together. Got it?”

You both nod as he begins snapping photos.

You reach up with your left hand to caress her cheek.

“Yes Y/N look deep into those green eyes. Alright now go to bed.” He said.

Natasha took you by the tie leading you to the bed. 

“Ugh yes Natasha lead the puppy where you want her.”

“Did he just call me a puppy?” You ask her.

“Shh puppy’s don’t speak.” Natasha smirked, placing a finger on your lips, causing the photographer to laugh. You gulped before nervously letting out a chuckle.

She sits on the bed as if she’s going to lay down. Your tie is still in her hand.

“Why Y/N Y/L/N you’re blushing.” Natasha grinned

“Yesssss!” Aaron moaned snapping shots.

“I can’t help it. You smell nice and look nice and yeah.” You cleared your throat.

“Kiss her.” Aaron smirked at your shocked face.

“Wait what?”

“Kiss the girl!” He huffed, rolling his eyes at you. He cursed in French when his camera stopped working.

“I’ve… I’ve never kissed another woman… I mean I have, but not consensually on my part.”

“Well you don’t have to if you don’t want to.” Natasha said softly.

“Alright I’m back up and running.” The photographer Aaron announced.

“Why are we kissing again?” you asked.

“Cause it’s hot.” He scoffed.

“He wants to capture the suit, the dress and the lingerie set under the dress.” The assistant explained.

“Oh.” You say nodding.

“So now you understand why this must be sexy, yeah?” Aaron huffed.

Nodding you turn back towards the redhead who unbeknownst to you was having a bit of an internal melt down. On one hand she desperately wants to kiss you, and on the other she’s terrified that she’s going to want you to do it again.

“We don’t have to Y/N.” Natasha says softly, sensing you were nervous. 

You knew if you bowed out then Santana would get to take your place, and you just couldn’t have that. You knew she’d find a way to torment you about it. 

“I’m good.” You grinned. “What’s a kiss between two friends?” You shrugged playfully causing her to laugh.

The next few moments were a bit of a blur, but you remember thinking how green her eyes looked. It was like looking at a sea of pine trees. The moment your lips touched hers felt like your lips were on a cloud. You swore she sighed against you when you gripped her hips. Her hands laid against your abdomen slowly moving up your chest before slowly running up your shoulders to cup your face.

You don’t really remember the moment you both pulled away, but you remember feeling a pull to dive back in.

“Make it look like you’re ripping the dress off.” Aaron broke your trance.

“Do not rip that dress!” Kurt, snapped pointing at you.

“Fine.” Aaron sighed. “Natasha, go ahead and strip.” The photographer made sure to snap photos as the Russian beauty turned for you to unzip her dress. 

You gulped once again in the same position as earlier. You began pulling the zipper down and soon the dress was lying against the chaise, and Natasha was straddling your lap. Your arms wrapped around her looking up with her inches from your lips. She leaned down slowly, her nose touching yours when your lips met once again. Her body hummed against yours as you brought her closer.

Natasha’s fingers scratched at the back of your neck breathing you in as she kissed you. You suppressed a groan as she ever so gently rocked her hips back. You squeezed your eyes shut trying to think of the mailman, a trick Finn told you about back in highschool. 

“What in the fresh hell is this?!” You hear Quinn yell. “Get off of my wife!”

“Scandalous.” The photographer cackled, capturing everyone’s surprised face.

“Quinn, they're just modeling my line.” You hear Kurt huff.

“Why do they have to be all over each other making out to do it?” Quinn furrowed her brows gesturing to you.

“Sex sells Quinn you know that.” Your shoulders tensed up immediately hearing that familiar high pitched voice.

“What’s wrong?” Natasha asks, trying to control her heart beat, noticing your change in demeanor.

“Berry.” You grumbled.

“That’s her?” Natasha furrowed her brows. She was almost the complete opposite of you. You growled watching the short brunette place her hands on Quinn’s arms, calming her down.

“Short little hobbit like annoying piece of-“

“Y/N.” Natasha brings your attention back to her.

“Sorry.” You cleared your throat. “She just instantly makes me upset.”

“You two are good.” The assistant said walking over with two robes.

Natasha looks down at your arms still wrapped around her.

“Oh right.” You chuckled letting her go and helping her off your lap.

“You!” Quinn snapped, pointing at Natasha who merely raised her eyebrows. “You think I’m just gonna let you kiss my wife?” The blonde was now taking her earrings off. 

“Whoa Q calm down.” You say getting in front of her holding her back.

“And you! You just let her!” She slapped your chest before shoving you.

“Babe, it was for the photoshoot.” 

“Photoshoot my ass I bet the two of you couldn’t wait for this to happen!” She yelled glaring at you finger pointed.

“Okay… come on tubbers lets lower that blood pressure.” Santana muttered as she and Brittany dragged her outside.

“Well she was thoroughly upset.” Natasha raised her brow at you as you entered the dressing room to put your clothes on.

“Yeah, that seemed about right.” You sighed taking off your tie.

“Didn’t you kiss Brittany and Santana like an hour ago?” She huffed, as she changed into her clothes.

“Yup.” You sighed looking at the wall.

“Got it, so she just doesn’t like me nor trust me.” Natasha nodded with a rueful smile on her face. She honestly doesn’t blame Quinn, she does have a thing for you, but it’s just that! A thing! She understands you’re married.

“Nat-”

“It’s okay Y/N.”

“It’s not and don’t worry I’ll talk to her I promise. Onnnn another note, wanna come with all of us to dinner? My treat.” You smiled sweetly.

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Santana and Brittany used 3 edibles and a pen to calm Quinn down enough for her to see you and Natasha again with out trying to murder you both. 

“So Y/N, Q, We all got Finley’s invitations. What are our jobs for Finley’s birthday?” Santana asks.

“You didn’t tell me her birthday is so soon.” Natasha smiled. “She’s a summer baby?”

“Hmhm.” You grinned. “My little August baby.”

“Our August baby.” Quinn’s brow ticked. “I carried her for 9 months, and was in labor for 18 hours.”

“How could I forget when you throw it in my face constantly.” You rolled your eyes. 

“Well it seems sometimes I have to remind you since you like making out with other women.”

Before you can snap off Berry butts in.

“Okay guys please don’t fight again.” Rachel pleaded.

“Shut up Berry.” You hissed. “We aren’t fighting. This is between me and my wife.”

“Don’t tell her to shut up!” Quinn growled, nudging you.

The old glee clubbers awkwardly shifted in their seats as you and your wife bickered. 

“Do they get this way a lot?” Natasha found herself asking Blaine.

He sighed, shaking his head negatively. “No, they don’t… Although I have noticed they only get this way if Rachel is around, or… Sersi.” He opted out of saying Natasha’s name in fear of you kicking his ass.

“Anyway! We were talking about my God daughter and her birthday so let’s get back to that so we can spoil the shit out of her.” Santana huffed.

“Alright so Young Wild & Three is the theme.” You spoke up. “Figured jungle theme, bring in some exotic petting zoo animals, maybe get some fun booths going to win prizes, and the food could be simple sliders,-“

“Ooh! I can design the cake!” Sam beamed it took him a long time to figure out who he was outside of Lima. Outside of the halls of Mckinnley high. He was very supportive of Mercedes following her dream and while doing so found he loved to bake.

“Thanks Sam!” You grinned.

“Ooh one of the games could be ‘Swinging from the Threes’ we could make some monkey bars or an obstacle course?” Natasha chimed in.

“Maybe we can make a ball pit too.” You add on to her idea.

“We can’t forget karaoke!” Brittany added.

“I’ll bring my karaoke set.” Rachel nodded.

“I’ll bring the piñata. It’s my job as tia.” Santana shrugged.

“This party sounds fun.” Kurt mused before turning towards his husband. “We can not forget to wear the rain ponchos.”

“A rain poncho?” Natasha asked, turning towards the couple.

“Best way to keep your clothes clean around kids.” Kurt explained.

“Want us to bring you one?” Blaine asked, raising his large brows.

“No, that's okay.” Natasha chortled.

“Question.” Mike raised his hand. “Would this also technically be your housewarming party since none of us have been there yet?”

“Ohhh yes so I expect a gift for Fin and me- I mean for us.” Quinn smirked.

“Quinn.” You rolled your eyes.

“Your wedding gift was my housewarming gift, bitch.” Santana snorted, causing Quinn to roll her eyes.

“Y/N, I don’t know if this would help, but you can use my pool if you want? I’m sure the kids would love it.”

“Oh we don’t wanna put you out like that.” Quinn shook her head.

“Oh it’s no trouble at all. Y/N you could make a mini door on my fence-”

“I was joking about that.” You chuckled, earning an eye roll from Quinn.

“I know that!” She laughed. “But it actually makes sense now, and I bet Clint would let us borrow his slide.”

“You really don’t mind?” You furrowed your brows.

“Of course not.” She shrugged.

“Thanks Nat.” You grinned.

“When are my tio and tia coming into town?” Santana questioned.

“Couple of days.” You grin.

“Along with my mother which means we are cleaning.” Quinn muttered.

You internally screamed you did not like cleaning with Quinn.

“Aha! Sucker you gotta clean like a little bitch fool!” Santana laughed, punching your arm.

You glared rubbing your arm.

“Are you two related?” Natasha squinted looking at you and Santana.

“Nah, but our parents are like best friends.” Santana explains.

“Ohhh, I think it's really cool that all of you still keep in touch from Highschool.”

“It’s important we all stay connected.” Rachel smiled, squeezing your wife's hand. The blonde looked over, eyes glazed over, a lazy smile on her face. Natasha’s eyes flickered over to you, but you couldn’t move your eyes from their hands.

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As you all walked out onto the streets of New York City.  you out of habit took Quinn’s hand only for her to snatch it back.

“Don’t touch me.” She snapped, giving you a glare that would turn Medusa to stone.

“Qui-”

“No, I'm still pissed at you Y/N.” She grit before walking away from you. “Like I’m so upset with you I can’t even look at you right now!” 

“I’m sorry Y/N.” Natasha says, walking up next to you as you watch your wife speaking with Brittany and Rachel.

“It’s not your fault.”

“Yeah she’s just being… Quinn, but to be honest if a hottie like you was mackin’ on my wife I’d kick your ass too.” Santana interrupts laying her arms around both your shoulders.

“She can try.” Natasha shrugs.

Santana cackled letting her go before turning to you. “Don’t worry Q can stay with us tonight. I’ll talk with her tomorrow when we fix up the party favors and all that shit.”

You sighed nodding before the Latina walked away.

“Damn dude.” Mike's eyes widened. “Quinn has literally never changed.”

“Hey come on it was my fault-“

“Dude you did the same thing with Santana and Brit! She’s being unreasonable-“

“Mike!” You whined.

“Fine, fine, but she is.”

“Mike? Are you ready?” Tina smiled walking up.

“Yeah.” He cleared his throat.

“Bye Y/N.” She said, hailing a cab. “Nice meeting you Natasha.” 

“You as well.” Natasha smiles.

“Bye Tina!” You say before standing in front of Mike mouthing. ‘OH MY GOD!’

He quickly mouths back ‘I KNOW!’

“See you on Fin’s birthday?” He asks, pointing towards you as he walks backwards.

“Well, I am the father. So yeah. I’ll be there.” You furrow your brow condescendingly.

“That is, if Quinn doesn’t kick you out first.” He smirked as you flipped him off.

“Bye Nat it was great meeting you!” Mike waves getting in the cab.

“Likewise!” She laughs, shaking her head.

“Sooo it’s 10 PM and we’re in New York City. My wife is contemplating the idea of leaving me, and for a hobbit no less. Wanna get up to some shit?” You ask, turning towards Natasha with a smirk.

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen this side of you…” Natasha smirks at the mischievous look on your face. “You’ve piqued my interest Y/L/N. I’m game.”

You grinned taking her hand before taking off on an adventure.

A/N: Thought I'd make it up to y'all by letting you guys decide what they get up too (within reason lol)! Let me know in the comments!!!

[lizandbo]

Snuggly s/o with bnha bois

as you see I’m trying to write and post a lot cuz I feel bad

prolly no one cares but yk

kirishima

- this man won’t care

- he would want all the snuggles in the world

- if your busy with almost anything he would get upset

- he’s just so used to the way you treat him

- just snuggles is all his mind would say

- would almost probably start losing his training time because of it

- maybe idk

- he’ll be wanting to be more cuddlier than you

- so y’all might be in some intense cuddles sessions

- so many fucking cuddles

- will kiss your knuckles and compliment you each kiss

- ya guys will prolly have a competitive competition about who can cuddle With the most best quality cuddles ever

- if you do do this he will eat and cuddle at the same time

- kiribby would feed you kinda forgetting he has his own

- just all the fluffiest fluff of the fluff kind

Tenya

- look hes a bit shy the first time or 5 but that that doesn’t mean he doesn’t love your cuddles

- he jus gotta get used to it

- like a month or two

- but when he gets into he gets into it

- very stiff the first couple times it jus not that great tbh

- he feels like everything is too good to be true

- omfg he blushes so much and gets so hard

- I feel like he twitches when he’s nervous

- your jus hugging iida and kissing like theres no tomorrow

- while he’s malfunctioning inside like there is also no tomorrow

- he’s kinda insecure bout everything when ya guys cuddle

- like the one movement and you could die kinda thang

- if you question him while you just tryna cuddle your boyfie like twitching much?

- he’ll get so confused like he doesn’t know that he makes it a living hell because of his mental rules

- like dont do this position cuz they might be uncomfortable like bitch you just want some snuggles but all you get is struggles

- but after the 20th time cuddling then he’s the master

- just take your time amf he’ll be the best cuddle to cuddle with

- jus make sure that your not sleeping with a wooden board

sato

- yeah you guess it but he def baking you shit and cuddling no matter what

- look your gonna gain at least a pound or two when your dating him kk? - he so big and broad and no matter what your size he’ll try to make you feel small if you want to feel that way

- he’s also very snuggly but give him a chance or two cuz he a lil shy too

- his face is priceless when you hug him first

- ok let’s be honest here he doesn’t have the balls to initiate the first physical action

- I’m sorry but he doesnt

- so when you do go first he’ll be all for it with a bit of shyness

- if ya wanna cuddle all day he will cuddle all day

- one day he will wanna test who cuddles better

- also he loves when y’all nuzzle into each other’s necks or any area

- he jus has these really fluttery butterflies in his tummy

- he jus wanna be lovedddd

Katsuki

- hella hesitant

- he doesnt wanna hurt you if you do cuddle togther

- blushes like a mf tomato

- he wants to face you but he doesn’t wsny you to see his face so he just nuzzle his face into something

- be stiff as a board the first few times

- over time he’ll come into an end of being overreacting each time you touch him out of affection

- he’s lovign this but he just doesn’t know how to react enough to your standards

- so awkward trying to receive your affectionate side

- just squeeze him and he’ll combust

- he’ll be angry at himself by acting childish and being so weak to the point of not knowing how to handle a simple situation so he jist goes all in for it

- you love all of it and just tell him yk bring it in

- thinks its cringy af sometimes

- hols your hands wihtout looking

- kiss his face and he’ll be so blushy it’s so fucking cuteee

- look everything bout him is cute but when you cuddle AHHH his cuddles are so good

[sunookkii]

hey i know request are closed but this idea just got stuck in my mind and i wanted you to write sum about it if you like it 😭 so basically its an enha reaction/scenario ? where they forget your birthday, (maybe not in a bad way but i dont mind if its angst) hope ur good btw !! <3

a/n : OMG WAIT SRY TO ALL THE OTHER REQUESTS BUT THIS ONE FOR SUM REASON REALLY STUCK OUT TO ME i hope you enjoyyy ;) also I wrote so much I’m so sorry- [not really read proof~]

Also i am well ty for asking >.<

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.enhypen imagine ˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ

Enhypen forgetting your bday~

Genre : angsty ish

Warnings : mentions of food, crying, one swear word??

Requested : yes ty beautiful person ;)

Heeseung :

Okay okay so its your birthdayyy and you were really excited for what to happen because you wanted to see what kind of surprise your boyfriend did for your birthday

But to your luck he forgot :(

So you spent all day giving him hints like ‘what day is it’ and at one point you gave up and started pouting really hard

And your face was just overall sad everyone else had remembered your birthday including the members, but for your boyfriend to forget it lowkey hurt

Almost half the day passed and he still didn’t remember

So you ended up going into the room by yourself and started to cry

Your whimpers got louder and louder even though you were trying your best to stay quiet so he doesn’t hear

A few minutes past by and heeseung started looking for you because he sensed something was wrong.

He looked on the calendar really really carefully and FINALLY he came to his realization that it was your birthday but it was kinda too late cuz you hid yourself in your room to cry.

He came into your room to wish you a happy birthday but he sees you curled up into a ball crying to yourself

He felt so bad after this happened, “IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME I WONT EVER GORGET AGAIN!”

He hugs you so tight as if your life depended on it, won’t leave you out of his sight for the rest of the day. You’ll be hearing a lot of hbds and ilys for the rest of the day~

^ so yeah 🤕

Jay :

I feel like it’s rare that he forgets these type of dates buut for the sake of tumblr lets pretend he completely forgot 😧

You woke up in a great mood because it was your birthday of course

You were expecting to be receive a hbd wish from your boyfriend, but nope nothing all morning.

You received a bunch of hbd wishes on Instagram and other platforms mentioning you, but none of them were from jay :(

You quickly got frustrated and because it was your birthday and your bf the person you love most didn’t remember really hurt

So gradually your face became wet from heated silent tears. But unlike heeseung he would super quickly notice because he’s on his phone a lot and he dates things like ‘y/ns bday’ (idk but I imagine him dating things on his phone)

He’d then be like OH SHIT ITS YN’s BD

Runs to you soooooo quick just to see your face red and a bit wet.

Once your eyes connected your tears started to come out quicker

He literally runs up to you to hug you HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IM SO SORRY I FORGOT

After he said that he ran away from you leaving you alone, which made your heart drop thinking that he didn’t care.

But once you finally came out of your room you were greeted with a homemade delicious cake your boyfriend made for you that looked like this

You could tell he felt really bad bc usually he always had a smile on his face while cooking but this time it was a ‘I’m sorry’ face

“I’m really really sorry please forgive me”

All was forgiven bc the cake tasted so mf ing good

Jake :

It was your birthday today, a day that only came once a year so like any other human being it’s a special day for you

You were super excited to see what Jake did for you, because every birthday you had with him was always such a surprise

But today was sort of… different? :(

You saw jake in the living room on the tv and went straight up to him with a smiley face. “GOOODMORNINGGG” 😁

After cuddling for a while on the couch you lifted up your head and asked him If he knew what day it was, he just replyed with a simple Wednesday? With a confused face

I’m pretty sure that one word was enough to make you pretty upset 😅🥲

You started to pout and went back into his chest with a disappointed face.

“Ahh what what, what day is it tell me?” He said playfully, not realizing it was your birthday.

You stayed silent as he checked his phone, ‘y/n’s birthday don’t forget’

When i tell you he gasped he GASPED.

You were already in the verge of tears “IM SO SORRY HBD BABY”

You were still a bit upset at him so you replied with ‘did you really need your phone to tell me what day it was’ 😕

He hugs you tighter while mumbling ‘hbd hbd hbd’

Suddenly let you go of his arms and said he had an errand. Without any explanation he got his car keys to go somewhere leaving you and your thoughts by yourself.

‘Does he not love me anymore that he doesn’t even want to spend time with me on my birthday? ☹️😭”

A while later he comes back and you’re luckily still on the couch where he left you

^^this dude came back with three beautiful cakes from your local cake stores. “I’m bacccckkkk!! please forgive meeeee you know i love you with all my heart 🥺” (okay i hate to use this emoji but there isn’t any other way to describe it TT)

You obviously forgave him because you know it was never his intention to forget,,, “you owe me hugs and kisses for the rest of the day :(“ kindly accepts your request because that is something he’d never complain about #freecuddlesfromyn

Sunghoon :

Okay but like hear me out he’s the type of boyfriend that would ‘pretend’ he forgot your birthday but he actually didn’t

So when he ACTUALLY forgot you just thought he was joking until…

“Hooonieeee, stop joking around I’m seriouss”

“I’m serious too i seriously don’t know what day it is”

“What…”

You leave him for a bit alone with his thoughts, not even gna lie if he did end up forgetting your bday it would take him a while to remember it

But once he remembers he feels so bad 😭

Tackles you with so many hugs and bday kisses and showers you with I’m sorrys and hbd wishes

genuinely ask himself how he forgot the lohls birthday (love of his life’s) literally beats himself for it

And you have to tell him that it’s fine and that you forgive him~

Brings out the birthday cake and sings you a happy birthday song while clapping and laughing.

Puts cake on your nose

Sunoo :

Idk if he’s the type to forget but like jay I don’t think he’d forget

I feel like to him birthdays are the MOST special thing/ date for a person

Like obviously the rest of the members think that but especially sunoo really like sticks to this

So if he had forgotten your birthday you were sooo hurt you ignored him the whole day keeping your distance until he finally remembered

Once he remembered he went to go find you ASAP where you were hiding int he corner of the bedroom moping

He showers you with hugs cuddles kisses pecks, you name it he does it

He feels so bad that he could forget smtg like this, literally asks himself how he could forget such an important date

If the convenience store was still open he’d run to the nearest store and surprise you with a birthday cake. But not just any cake it’d be a cake that was decorated by the one and only Kim Sunoo

Would prepare it so nicely and even have a lit up candle so you can wish on it.

the type to surprise you with it even though he forgot. Brings it to your room while singing the hbd song.

Puts cake frosting on your nose #2, takes lots and lots of pictures to post on insta later

caption : “happy birthday sunshine~”

Jungwon :

he was on the couch as per usual just scrolling through his phone to keep himself occupied but also updated

Not knowing what day it was,,,,,,,

you come outside of your bedroom excitedly to expect a wishful happy birthday wish from the person you love most

But for some reason it oddly seemed like a normal day

“Wonnniiieee my loveeee, guess what day it is!” You said with a sheepish smile

“Hmm wednesday?” He said looking up at you with a calm face

Your happy smile soon became a little pout

“You really don’t know?”

“Isn’t it just a regular Wednesday? Why is there something special?”

oh my- he broke your heart right then and there

You run back into your room because you feel heated tears about to fall, even though it was something small the thought of him not remembering your birthday the day of your birth hurt. A little.

Jungwon was actually super clueless he genuinely didn’t know what day it is but something about you seemed off and the way you ran to your room was quite odd to him so he went and followed you

Before he opened the door he already heard small whimpers from the corner of the bed, and that immediately triggered him and he was about to beat up anyone that made you feel sad 😠 little did he know it was him who made you feel that way

“Baby what’s wrong? Why are you crying”

He holds your chin and turns it to get a better look

wiping your tears with his thumb, you were being a dramatic his giggles make you feel a bit better even though you were mad at him for forgetting

“You forgot my birthday.” You said to him while crying

You can literally see the gears in his brain start to turn when his face went from 😄 -> 😳

“IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY” hugs you so tight that you literally can’t breathe

Doesn’t know what to do to make you feel better, “I’m really sorry for forgetting your birthday, I don’t really know what got into me, please forgive me.”< cue the cutest kitty puppy eyes

He kept on rambling on abt how he was sorry and deserves your forgiveness you literally had to shut him up, he was sorry please forgive him >~<

Cuddles you for the rest of the day

Niki :

He was playing video games normally on his phone, until you excitedly stormed into his room “hiiiii babbbbyyyy”

“Well someone is happy today :)”

“Well of course bc u know what day it isss ;)”

“Wednesday?”

😧😦 < that’s what you looked like when he didn’t know, “you really don’t remember?”

“hmm I’m not too sure” he said before going back to his game

you slowly became disappointed and just ‘celebrated’ your birthday by yourself in the kitchen. :,((

he didn’t notice that you were sad at first bc he was busy playing on his phone, around an hour later he went to the kitchen to get a snack when he sees you in the kitchen staring into space rested your chin on you arm.

‘Are you okay? You seemed fine earlier’

You decided to play the silent game and just avoided him... so he tried to get you to talk to him but after a while it didn’t work so he sort of gave up and went to ask his hyungs what’s wrong with you.

“Niki,,, it’s y/n’s birthday omg did you forget??????” Jake said texting niki

and that’s when the lightbulb in his brain turned on

He rushed to the kitchen and back hugged you so tight and gave you so many cheekie kissies to try and make up for ‘forgetting’

But to his luck you were still mad at him

Soooo he came up with the idea of going to the convenience store really quick to get you a bunch of flowers and a nice cake to surprise you~

You ended up forgiving him because he was tickling you threatening you to forgive him

N knowing Niki he’s not a person you can be mad at for long <3

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What absolutely gets me is some trans activists (and a few conservatives too) trying to claim that detrans people, particularly detrans women, are being “used” and “brainwashed” by gender critical feminists. Do they not see how insulting, condescending and presumptuous and patronizing, it is to detrans women to infantilize them in this way, portraying them as stupid airheads who can’t think critically and for themselves?

If you actually listen to detrans people, both women AND men alike, without ideological blinders on, it’s clear that they gravitate towards being gender critical because of hostility from the trans community and radical feminism relating to their experiences. The trans community treats detransitioners the way a cult treats apostates, and now trans activists are trying to turn around and lament on what a shame it is that the evil terves got a hold on detransitioners? Mf, practice self-awareness and self-reflection. You treat these people like their mere EXISTENCE is an attack on yours.

And then, many dysphoric/desisted/detrans people are gender nonconforming and/or same-sex attracted females, a lot of them neurodivergent (autistic) too. This is because of the way in which society (mis)treats these groups of people and makes them believe they’re wrong for simply being themselves. Plenty of deeply sexist and homophobic parents would rather have a trans son than a butch daughter (and a trans daughter over a gay son) because they hate gender nonconformity, and many neurodivergent girls especially have “problems” conforming to the social dictates of femininity, which makes them feel uncomfortable as women. Radical feminism offers these people a clear and simple explanation for their feelings, putting their own personal experiences into a broader societal context: that gender is the problem, not the solution.

And to be clear, gender critical/radical feminists have some problems too and aren’t doing a perfect job in taking care of detrans women either. Shit like using dehumanizing rhetoric to refer to them (“mutilated”, “ruined”, “life destroyed”, etc) and being kinda tokenistic with them, just waving them around as political props without actually addressing their concerns. That’s what I see, I’m not detrans so I could be missing a lot, detrans women feel free to add. But compared to the other options, it’s little wonder why many of the most vocal detransitioners align with radical feminism in some capacity. Radical feminists are the ones willing to listen to and platform them, because the existence of detransitioners is very inconvenient to trans activists (“gender identity” might not be innate, people can be mistaken/confused, etc) and their real experiences are also very inconvenient to conservatives (gender stereotypes, misogyny and homophobia motivating transition).

And of course, it should go without saying that not all detrans people align with radical feminism — I’ve personally encountered detrans gender ideologues on both ends of the spectrum, both trans allies and conservatives. But the fact that many (apparently) do isn’t the result of grooming by ebil tervs or feminazi brainwashing, try listening to what said detrans women have to say for themselves instead of speaking down to them so disrespectfully.

I want EVERYONE to actually listen to detrans people first and foremost, as opposed to demonizing them as a hysterical hoax or dismissing them as collateral damage or denigrating them as stupid pathetic little sob stories or infantilizing them as brainless pawns.