#xiao cheats

[accio-victuuri]

xiao zhan and his meow meow friend 😍😍😍

[rwac96]

Ask

Alpha Stolen Hearts

How did Jaune and Pyrrha talk Weiss into wearing this the next time both teams went out to a casino for a steak out? Did Weiss have a good excuse to her team for the reason she is wearing this?

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11067793

(Part I / Part II / Part III)

Weiss: *embarrassed* "I...I was told that it would make my...bust more apparent."

Yang: *skeptical* "Okaaaay, but you of all people?!"

Blake: "Yeah, you said attires like this are 'demeaning'."

Ruby: *thousand-yard stare, remembering what she saw* "Unless it involves getting skewered."

Ren: *blinks* "What?!" *turns to Ruby*

Ruby: *fake coughs* "Strawberry shortcake!"

Nora: *arches an eyebrow upward, staring at the Arkos couple* "Riiiight...."

*Jaune & Pyrrha simply giggled, their eyes focused on the casino*

[xxstealla]

Traitor pt.2

In which scaramouche prefers Haypaysia's presence over yours, so you go to liyue harbor in an attempt to move on from scaramouche and to find an old friend. (pt three at bottom)

scaramouche x reader/xiao x reader

Wangshu inn is just what you needed, the calm breeze, the sound of children laughing and the sweet nostalgic smell of almond tofu.

That reminds you of someone who loved that dish so.

"I wonder how Xiao is doing..." you quietly muttered to yourself.

Just then in amist of a poof of blackish green smoke, Xiao suddenly appeared next to you.

"Oh my archorns-"

"Its been a while mortal."

"Oh hi Xiao, how'd you find me here?" you said as you mustered up a smile.

"I told you. If you find yourself in trouble, just call out my name: Adeptus Xiao. Though it seems to me that you're not in any danger here."

"Hehe sorry, your name just slipped out just now."

Over the next few days, you and Xiao recount the big and little things that happened back when you left Liyue.

You gradually open up about your past relationship with Scaramouche.

"Foolish mortals, they wouldn't ever hope to be betrayed, yet they do the same to the people who trust them."

"He's not exactly a mortal though."

"Well if he's that stupid to hurt you, he's a foolish mortal in my eyes."

"Haha, but I'm a mortal, does that mean you also think I'm stupid?"

"You're-you're... different."

His ears became slightly red as he tried to avoid eye contact with you.

Over the course of months, he slowly helped you move on as the both of you became closer and closer.

Then on one day, he finally proposed,

"When I'm with you I wish the moment would last forever, and when we are apart I worry endlessly for your safety. Then I realised that everything reminds me of you. I believe mortals call this love, it's a foolish thing. I don't want you to share my burdens, so I'll understand if you decline, but..." he takes a deep breath before he continues," If you feel the same, then I'll carry your share of troubles until time seperates us."

Unbeknownst to you, a pair of indigo eyes were drilling into the soul of the green haired male next to you.

[starrywangxian]

little mushroom manhua panels that look like movie posters

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[superiorsturgeon]

Anxious Arkos

Jaune: *acting as crossing guard for the children of Mantle, being hit on by Mantle milf brigade*

Pyrrha: ☹️ *feeling a queasy cold weight in her guts, imagining awful scenarios of Jaune being invited to milf’s houses and seduced by soft, sexy older woman who can cook*

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Pyrrha: *acting as high-profile security for Atlas elites, being flirted with by famous and wealthy Atlesians*

Jaune: 😣 *pacing anxiously, imagining equally awful scenarios of Pyrrha forgetting him forever and leaving on the arm of a rich well-endowed Atlas man with perfect hair who doesn’t trip over his own feet like a dork*

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Jaune/Pyrrha: *clinging to one another in the intervention chair*

RWBY_N_RO: *gathered around, exhausted by Arkos anxiety*

Ruby: Jaune, Pyrrha, this is an intervention!

Weiss: You’re both driving us crazy with your constant worrying about one of you leaving the other!

Nora: You’re cute together, but you’re both so anxious that the rest of us are losing sleep reassuring you every time you have separate missions!

Pyrrha: We’re sorry! 😢

Jaune: It’s just that we read these “NTR” stories on the internet, and-!

Blake: WHAT DID I TELL YOU TWO CINNAMON ROLLS ABOUT READING THOSE?!

[therealmofamorus]

Ask

Stolen Hearts Alpha Male Stud

What would Yang do if she walks in on Weiss riding Jaune like a cheating whore, all while one of them is wearing Flynt's fedora?

Yang stared at Weiss, the refined and elegant heiress cheating on Flynt with Jaune while wearing his fedora.

Yang: My Brother’s. You are such a unsightly slut are you~?

Yang said to Weiss as she began stripping away her clothes in order to join them.

[kanonavi]

2023 XVX Fic Recs!

Hi, all, I hope you're having a lovely holiday season! Around the beginning of this year, just for fun, I decided that I would record all of the fanfics that I read this year, and during the summer I had the idea to take some of the best fics I read in 2023 and compile them at the end of the year into a rec list. Since xiaoven was the ship I read the most fics for, I've decided to just do a rec list for them this year, but maybe in the future I'll branch out more!

As with any rec list, please take note of the ratings and the tags for any given fic! Just because something suited my taste doesn't necessarily mean it will suit yours, please take care of yourselves. Now, here are 10* fics that I read this year and think that other xiaoven fans should read too! (Also uh. Sorry for how much I'm about to talk in the reviews lol)

*Keep an eye out for a few bonuses that I've peppered in ;)

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We Creatures of Fate, by Wackachu

[Ongoing, Teen, 57.9k, 7/?]

Xiao is a weapon forged from red, carved from the hearts of weeping souls and etched into the memories of grieving mothers. While free under the care of a new God, he finds salvation, yet feels as trapped as the day the chains first clamped down onto his wrists. Venti is a God, one born from the wishes of others as opposed to his own. After losing his loved ones, he can't help but feel lost, high on a throne all alone, built upon all things he despised. The two find each other by chance, yet the rest can only be described as fate. ---------- A telling of Xiao and Venti's story with a hefty load of lore

If there is any fic on this list that should be read, it’s this one. I am an absolute sucker for speculative lore when it comes to Genshin, and the picture that the author has assembled of Archon War-era Liyue is absolutely masterful. Within the threads of that beautiful tapestry, they’ve also been interweaving Xiao and Venti’s developing relationship all the way from when they were a newly-freed Adeptus and young Archon respectively. They have a long journey ahead of them (the burn is slow, folks), and I think that said journey is an absolute must-read.

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Extra Recs: Wackachu has also written two other xiaoven one-shots, which I highly recommend for more bite-size pieces of their excellent taste!

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the holy light of your single lantern, by boxofcrows (@miralia)

[Complete, Teen, 34k, 6/6]

“Long divided by river and sea, For years we two have failed to meet – And suddenly to find you seems like a dream.” Thousands of years of silence, broken by a single visit.

This fic wrapped up recently, so it’s a great time to go and show it some love! One of my biggest sorrows is that xiaoven is rather lacking in really good canon universe fics compared to other Genshin ships, but this fic managed to fill that hole in my heart. The author does a fantastic job of capturing the way that Xiao and Venti’s conflicting natures and ideals can cause friction between them, all while maintaining the undeniable magnetism that they feel towards each other.

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Relax In My Arms, by alphaparrot (@aparrotandaqrow)

[Queerplatonic XiaoVen, General Audiences, 5.9k, One-Shot]

As Lantern Rite arrives, Xiao is found exhausted and spent by Qiqi of Bubu Pharmacy, who brings him back to Liyue. Upon awaking, Xiao quickly makes his exit and returns to Wangshu Inn, where Venti is waiting for him on the balcony. Xiao isn't in the mood to party, but maybe a chill hang-out would help him relax. Venti knows just the thing to help Xiao relax and recuperate, and as they both get comfortable, they begin to reflect....

Author's Original Promo Post!

Queerplatonic xiaoven was a flavor of their relationship that I hadn’t tried before this fic, but it really sold me on it. What I’ve always loved about xiaoven so much is the inherent intimacy that can be achieved between them once all of the emotional barriers between them have been stripped away, and I think that those ideas are explored very beautifully here. Xiao and Venti trust and love each other so deeply here, and it shows in every word and touch that they exchange, and I think that it’s a must-read for anyone whose brain chemistry was altered by the ‘Endless Suffering’ trailer (so basically, every xiaoven fan ever lol)

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i can not save us (but you can), by anemowisp (@sillygirl19)

[Teen, 19.4k, One-Shot]

two boys figure out what the hell they're doing

In the midst of one of the most turbulent times in my life, one particular line in this fic really hit me where it hurt, and it’s one of the few times that I’ve actually cried reading a fic. In my xiaoven-enjoying friend groups, we sometimes call Xiao and Venti old men with teenager problems, which means they don't always work when turned into actual teenagers/young adults with those problems, but I think this fic pulls it off really well.

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what queer sins stain thy soul, by Anonymous (@sincerelyandyourstruly)

[Mature, 3.2k, One-Shot]

In which Xiao, long-established asexual, learns that identity is not as stable as he’d like to believe.

As an ace person myself, I feel it’s so rare to find a really good asexual character study where the asexuality is actually one of the central focuses of the intimacy taking place (if anyone has any recs of that variety please hit me up!), but I think that this fic pulled that off really well. It also delves into that particular vibe of when one’s identity might be shifting, which can be a really scary thing, but Xiao in this fic is lucky enough to have someone he loves and trusts to support him as he explores his new desires, which was really comforting to read about.

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Where Words Fail, by kavvueh (@kavvueh)

[Complete, Teen, 34k, 12/12]

Author's Original Promo Post!

"You're Barbatos," Xiao repeats breathlessly. The young man in front of him nods. "Yep." "But..." Xiao cuts himself off and tries again. "You're the God of songs and poetry." The Anemo Archon nods his head sagely. "More or less." Xiao fixes Lord Barbatos with the most incredulous look he can manage. "... You're failing Music Theory."

As someone who was also suffering through music theory alongside Venti as this fic was publishing, all of the attention to detail in the musical aspects of this fic absolutely tickled me. But all of that was merely a foundation for a lovely story about a pair of souls finding their partner in a new life. The musical connection that xiaoven have is one of the essential tenets of the ship, and this fic did a beautiful job of using that idea to its fullest potential.

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Extra Rec: kavvueh has recently started publishing a new xiaoven fic with a similar setting, so if you enjoy these kinds of fluffy modern aus, give that one some love as well!

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The Stars in Teyvat are a Lie, and So Is the Sky, by yueyunn

[Complete, Teen, 148.2k, 13/13]

There were several issues that Xiao immediately took with Ningguang’s proposition for him to produce for Barbatos: his other artists had upcoming comebacks and year-end stages that required his attention, he was overworked enough as it were already, and Ningguang was not exactly someone he was looking to do any favors for. While her persistence to overlook all this was one matter, nothing aggravated him more than Ningguang completely ignoring the obstinate fact that he. doesn’t. work. with. idols.

Perhaps I was a bit like Xiao in this fic at the beginning of this year, because I approached the two idol/celebrity aus on my to-read list with open skepticism, and then ended up absolutely adoring them both. What I loved about this fic the most was how much care was put into actually translating the character’s canon backstories into the modern idol au setting. The author clearly has so much love for the characters, and it really shows through in the way that everyone has their chance to shine, even the side characters. This fic also updated recently with 15k words of extras, so it’s a great time to visit or revisit it!

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Extra Rec: gold rush, by underthethousandstars was the other idol/celebrity au I read this year and really enjoyed, so if those aus are up your alley, I highly recommend it!

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low-key (no pressure!), by windrise (Twitter - @/wyndrise)

[Ongoing, Teen, 75.7k, 11/?]

Following his friend’s questionable suggestion, Venti partners with Xiao—the resident grouch of his early morning stats class—for his music project.

If you want to sit down with a fic that will give you the warm fuzzies, this is definitely the one to pick. As alluded to previously, I don’t really go for modern aus as much, but this fic absolutely blew my expectations out of the water. I was getting the ‘squee’s as I read about Xiao and Venti growing closer over the course of working on Venti’s project, as the author has an excellent grasp of the deep inner kindness that the two of them hold, and how that kindness would naturally draw them together.

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bouquet of lies, by underthethousandstars (Twitter - @/zhongliorder)

[Complete, Mature, 85.9k, 12/12]

In a world where humans can use elemental magic, Xiao uses his to move through the shadows becoming Liyue’s phantom killer. Known to the public as Alatus, he is their most notorious assassin. One day Xiao secures his biggest job yet: kill the Crown Prince of Mondstadt, Venti. Harbouring no love towards any royal family Xiao pulls off his mission with success. Or so he thought.

This fic falls solidly on the darker end of xiaoven stories (the ‘Dark Fantasy’ tag is there for a reason!), so if you happen to like your ships with an enemies to lovers flare, this is definitely one to check out. This is one of those stories that really managed to pull me into the world of assassins and political intrigue that the author has crafted, and on top of that it puts a fun spin on exploring Xiao and Venti’s individual guilt and the way that it affects them as people. The first fic in the series is finished, but the second installment is currently in progress, so I highly recommend checking that one out as well!

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every morning in the dark, by magicites (Twitter - @/bribird_wings)

[Complete, Mature, 77.1k, 34/34]

Stuck in a time loop where he succumbs to his karmic debt, Xiao struggles to see the point in moving forward. Venti struggles to save him.

While by far the heaviest of any of the fics I’ve recommended so far (mind the warnings and the tags!!), if you can stomach the subject matter, this is one of those fics that I would refer to as XiaoVen Essential Reading. The author has a pitch-perfect grasp of what makes xiaoven, qualities which are pushed to their limits as the two of them struggle to break free of the loop that they’re trapped in. I took severe emotional damage while reading it, but my only regret was that I hadn’t read it sooner. It’s definitely A Lot, but it’s so, so worth it for anyone who really enjoys this pairing.

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And with that, we reach the end of the list! If you've made it this far, thank you so much, and I hope I've given you some fics to add to your to-read list for the coming year! I tried to incorporate some newer fics with some classics, so hopefully there's something here you haven't heard from before.

With that said, I'll hopefully be back next year with some more xiaoven or other Genshin fic recs! <3

[residenthesitant]

tagged by @xavalav

rules: make a poll of your favorite female characters (no limits- put as many or as few as you want) and see which character your followers like the most

insanely bad at tagging. mutuals if you wanna do this say i tagged you. anyway pick one of my ladies. i love them so so much.

[renabe4life]

Day 1 - Food

Okay, okay so I know Clover is not in the picture! But consider... they are talking about him, because you may remember this scene from Chapter 3 of a lil old fic called And the Reason Comes by @whatacartouchebag >w>

Surprise! :D

Context here is that they're talking about Qrow's upcoming training match with Clover, and he is a very grumbly bird as he realises the whole school probably knows about it and will be watching. Something about "so much for a simple spot of fun on a day off," was it, Qrow? >w>

So check it out if you wanna read bird getting harassed by his nieces over Clover pfft. I linked to this chapter up above! And if you've read it before and it's been awhile, all I have to say is I snorted my coffee on a reread of some of the early chapters so gods is it worth reading again. ♡

[torgawl]

qian jin is such a fun character. i love that he just casually wants to commit uxoricide. he's just not someone you can be sympathetic towards, he isn't the villain with secret altruistic or desperate motivations. he not only has no real valid motives but his goal isn't even to save his wife or go back to the life he had where he could have had a kid of his own. he doesn't even care the ammount of lives he has to sacrifice to feel like he's avenging his own suffering. he's just so down in his own fantasy and so down in his own pain that he's just unapologetically a piece of shit. both him and tianchen and xixi's father are representations of the man under the patriarchy. i honestly think it's kind of ironic how the kids escaped their own father just to be brought up by someone who is the embodiment of the things they wanted so bad to get away from as well

[no-more-tales-tavern]

Made for sex 1B: He didn't care mow much she screamed for help. There was no way the half-dragon warlord was going to stop fucking Yang. Especially when Blake was watching.

Made for Sex: 1B

“Come now, little barbarian~ is this the best you can do~?!”

Yang arched and writhed with every harsh smack of hips against hers—her hands reaching out and clawing at the floor under her for some kind of handhold to steady herself against the thunderous thrusts. It was so rough, so ruthless, and she could feel herself coming undone with every harsh smack.

Groaning, she shifted to stare up at the half-dragon looming over her, his wicked visage making her shiver. “All that bravado, but the moment you feel a real dick inside of you, you’re nothing but a little whore~!” he snarled, and slapped her fat, bouncing tits, making Yang cry out again.

“F-fuck~!! B-bastard~!!” she cried out, but it was the most she could do—her body felt so heavy and sluggish from his assaults, the bright crimson of her eyes dulling into a soft erotic pink as her hips gyrated into his thrusts. A sensation the half-dragon was all too aware of.

“Ha~!! Look at you—you’re not even trying to fight this~!!” he growled, gripping her hair firmly and jerking her up. “I can only wonder what your darling girlfriend must think of you~”

Yang moaned as he tugged on her hair—unable to hold it back, dammit but being tugged on her hair was just such a turn-on for her! Moaning, she turned her gaze to the other cage in the room, staring right at Blake inside—chained up and staring at her beloved partner and lover in absolute shock.

Shock, and arousal, she noted.

Yang jerked with another hard thrust, before arching her back with a moan—climaxing wildly from the half-dragon’s assault—her mind going totally blank from the pleasure. Probably for the best, too, as he was far from done with her or her girlfriend, and she’d handle it better if she was nothing but his bimbo fuckdoll eagerly taking his cock.

[howlingday]

RWBY: (Laughing at Jaune)

Jaune: Aw, I can't do anything right... I might as well go home and get Teen Pregnant.

RWBY: (Gasp, Alarm blares)

[mintjeru]

my pride and joy

[linkedinn]

It’s only been a day since her and Blake became official and Yang’s already flirting with other women

L’s in the chat for bumbleby with the way she’s looking at Weiss it’s not going to last long. Congrats to the freezerburn shippers though  

[erabundus]

anonymous &&. said... Ren believe me when I say that I think you and Heizou would be a cute couple together or you and Xiao. Clearly Kazuha doesn't deserve you because how certain are you that he hasn't cheated on you? He properly has a lover in every region he travels to. I say dumple the maple leaf and open your guys to the guys that are right there.

❝  that's  funny;  i  don't  remember  ASKING  for  your  opinion.  ❞  the  wanderer  crosses  his  arms,  disdain  etched  across  every  inch  of  his  countenance.  kazuha  —  cheating?  the  very  notion  is  so  absurd,  he  isn't  sure  whether  to  laugh  or  feel  incensed  on  his  partner's  behalf.  he  supposes  he'll at least  try  to  be  (  somewhat  )  civil  —  not  because  he  feels  it's  particularly  deserved,  but  rather  because  he  has  a  sneaking  suspicion  the  ronin  wouldn't  be  pleased  to  find  him  picking  fights  on  his  behalf.  a  shame;  he  would  really  like  to.  ❝  you  clearly  don't  know  who  you're  talking  about  if  you  think  he's  the  type.  ❞ his  voice  is  unwavering  as  ever;  each  word  to  leave  him  matter  of  fact  as  they  come.  ren  may  not  need  to  breathe,  but  he  still  deigns  not  to  WASTE  his  breath  explaining  why  he  feels  so  strongly  about  this.  kazuha  would  never  —  because  kazuha  is  his  other  half,  in  a  way  he  doesn't  expect  anyone  who  isn't  them  to  understand.  one  heart,  shared  between  two connected souls.  the  wanderer  knows  it's  absurd,  knows  that  he  would  have  once  been  the  first  to  MOCK  such  a  naïve sentiment. it hardly matters.

❝  i  don't  care  what  your  intentions  are,  ❞  ren  continues  aloud,  ❝  whether  this  is  your  idea  of  expressing  CONCERN  or  stirring the pot ...  i'm  a  little  insulted  you  think  i  would  be  so  easy  to  fool.  ❞   a  lover  in  every  region.  it's  so  cliché,  so  exaggerated  in  all  of  its  provocative  wording  that  he  can't  help  but  think of it like a joke.  one  look  at  how  kazuha  reacts  to  anyone  who  approaches  him  with  lecherous  intent  makes  it  clear  just  how  open  the  ronin  is  to  sharing.  (  ... it's  a  bit  THRILLING,  frankly.  he  likes  to  see  that  side  of  him.  )

his  scowl  deepens  —  the  exaggerated  look  of  disgust  taking  on  an  almost  humorous  tilt.  ❝  and  another  thing.  shikanoin?  seriously?  i'm  not  interested  in  some  stranger  playing  matchmaker,  but  the  least  you  could  do  is  be  reasonable.  ❞  pick  someone  he  hasn't  thought  about  killing  next  time.  (  although,  that  would  leave  them  awfully  strapped  for  options ...  )   ❝  i'm  not  INTERESTED  in  anyone  else at all.  ❞  he  hasn't  been  in  a very  long  time.  it's  a  bit  strange,  honestly  —  like  a  setting  adjusted  in  his  head.  he  can  still register  when  a  face  appeals  to  him,  but  he  has  absolutely  no  desire  to  act  on  it,  nor  any  real  interest  in  appreciating  it  further  than  a  cursory  acknowledgement.  is  that  normal?  ren  isn't  sure.  he's  never  actually  pursued  a  RELATIONSHIP  before.

❝ ... the conqueror of demons is ENGAGED, by the way.  ❞ so, double no. ❝ legally he gets to be venti's problem.  ❞