#xenophilus

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

in the harry potter books it's said that in the picture of luna with her mom she's super well taken care of and doesn't look as messy as she normally does, so I get from that that pandora was a person who took care of her (and her daughters) appearance.

so what if clean freak pandora, who always looks flawless and well taken care of. who has super clean notes. who doesn't even know what the word "mess" means because everything is so clean with her, falls for xeno who has a reputation for being a mess.

his notes are a mess, his uniform is a mess, and his hair looks like he hasn't brushed it since the beginning of dawn. It frustrates her so much that she ends up kissing him, marrying him, and having a daughter with him

[trohpi]

tell me why regulus x xenophilius is one of the best crackships ive ever seen

like theyre literally just this

[brizaj]

Imagine Xenophilus and Pandora as George and Charlotte

With Barty and Regulus (or Jegulus or Rosekiller, but Im in my Bartylus era) as Raynolds and Brimsley

[starinthemeadow]

Why you should read Star in the Meadow:

It is a Dorcas Meadows centered fic

Slowburn Dorlene

Marlene is half-Nepali!!!

Quidditch Rivalry

It focuses more on the development and dynamics of The Slytherin Skittles ™️

Barty, Evan, and Regulus are still pretty bigoted tho

Xenophilus is included in the gang!!!

They all have hobbies!!!

A slightly unreliable narrator

Morally Grey Dorcas

Friendship with Arabella Zabini

Background Ships:

Pandora x Xenophilus

Rosekiller

Jegulus (hints will be there for the reader, but Dorcas will not know about them)

Unrequited Marylene

Unrequited Marylily

Endgame Emmary

Endgame Jily

There will be Quillkiller gossip coming from Regulus and Evan later on 💀

[purebloods-mudbloods]

—No dudó que sea a las criaturas mas inofensivas en especial porque los más jovenes— expresó con una sonrisa mientras empezaba a caminar junto a su compañero hacía el lugar donde vendían la comida para dicha actividad. —Creo que lo peor que nos puede pasar con esto es que nos muerda alguna criatura— el tono de su voz era un tanto bromista.

Asintió con la cabeza, reflexionando sobre lo poco fiables que podían ser los dibujos en ocasiones. "Oh, sería genial, deberíamos ir", respondió con una sonrisa entusiasta ante la idea de alimentar a las criaturas. "Seguramente son criaturas más inofensivas, pero igual debe de ser divertido. Así que, claro, hagámoslo", añadió, contagiado por el entusiasmo de su compañero.

[hotteststar]

okay so i was bored and i made a uquiz AND THIS TIME I'D LIKE TO MAKE IT A CHAIN HERE ON TUMBLR!!!

so it's a marauders personality quiz (i tryied to put here the most characters i coulddd)

so go take it, post your result and tag someone who you think would like to take it as well!!

i'll start with tagging some of my moots:

npt: @star-and-moon-shipper @amy-harper @daddysclownboy @shipspainfulships @uhhlifeig @willyoubemydarling @theprongspotter @slytherinleader @jaspercasperthecatghost + anyone else<333

[dorasoracle]

my dear , Xenophilus lovegood

[hogwartsstudentconfidential]

Dear Students,

Miss me? It's been awhile hasn't it. I've been building up the gossip as well as the announcements, thanks to all of the messages I've received from you all. Suck it Quibbler, bet nobody dms you.

Anywho let's get into our announcements for the week as well as congratulate Gryffindor on their win in quidditch this past weekend, as well as a big good luck to Ravenclaw when they go against Slytherin next week.

Of course in good Hogwarts fashion, Gryffindor will be hosting a celebratory party in the common room this weekend, all are invited so make sure to dress up and let the drama unfold ;).

On another note I have been alerted about a surprise exam professor Sprout is planning on assigning her students so make sure to study, but only after the party of course.

As everyone knows winter season is approaching quickly which means Madame Pomfrey will be packed with sick students. The woman is already stressed enough with you reckless gits so please wash your hands and cover your mouths this year.

Now onto everybody's favorite part of this newspaper, the gossip:

Onto relationships, Congratulations to Pandora Rosier and Lucius Malfoy on their new relationship, the two are very cute together. However, has anyone else noticed the amount of flirting Lucius Malfoy does with other girls? If I were Pandora I’d keep an eye on my man.

Now the amount of messages I've received about Emmeline and Mary being, and I quite “SO gay for each other” is honestly insane. I mean, it's so obvious to everyone but them they're in love. Did you see the way they were whispering and giggling to each other at the firework show? Mary couldn't keep her eyes off the girl.

Now onto James Potter. The star quidditch player and prankster is well known around Hogwarts of course as well as his beautiful girlfriend Hestia. However a little Birdy has told me the loving boyfriend might not be so loyal. A lot of people have been suspecting the boy is in love with another. He disappeared the night of the fireworks to go get “snacks” by himself, refusing company and the only other person missing besides himself was none other than Regulus Black.

I have even received an interesting direct message for Mr Potter I will send out after this of course.

I've also been alerted of a possible tension growing between Marlene and Hestia, my supplier lacked on what type of tension so you take your pick. Do you think it's romantic or are the two girls about to give Hogwarts the best fight of the century? Let me know what you think.

Now back to Pandora, it seems as though she's made an enemy? The girl was recently questioned about a kiss between her and Xenophilus Lovegood. The girl immediately denied the rumor, her own boyfriend standing up for her, but he wasn't the only one. Xenophilus Lovegood also stood up for the girl, I suppose he is her friend but could there be something more? Lucius himself has even spoken of concern for where the girl's heart lies. Could a love triangle be brewing?

Onto some more exciting news, James Potter is handing out invitations for his mother's Christmas ball. This wonderful event is sure to be nothing but magical so if you receive an invite consider yourself lucky.

Oh and Remus Lupin's middle name is John.

Now before I sign out I’d like to say a little something. The Quibbler may be fun for little facts about creatures but it's hardly anything if the spelling is incorrect. Xenophilus Lovegood, it's best if you check your spelling and check it twice.

Thank you for reading this week's copy of Hogwarts Confidential and I will see you all next time. 💋

@emmelineandhervans @wormy-loves-ch33se @james-the-amazing-potter @marls-mckinn0n @andromedashoax @little-king-official @severusprince-snape @the-queen-bellatrix @thehotteststarr @lifeofthe-barty @mary-mcdeal @looneymoonyy @lilyevansoffical @xeno-graphical @pandoras-nox @oxxen--free @cas-not-the-band @flowers-of-narcissus @alicethekindone @malfoy-lu @mystical-magical-me @hjonesworld

[orchideous-nox]

The day I stop shortening Xenophilus to Phil then check I'm okay, I've probably been replaced with a replica

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

2 with sirius

how i feel about this character: sirius is my muse and he also runs the cult im um in 😓

all the people i ship romantically with this character: all of them ?? ever ?? um . james , lily , remus , peter , mary , barty , evan , kingsley , fleamont , moody , arthur , severus , ted , tom/voldemort , xenophilus . umm there's more i just. i can't think of them rn.

my non-romantic otp for this character: prongsfoot idc if theyre romantic or platonic they r each others no1 !!!!!!! also mary. because she's mary <3

my unpopular opinion about this character: umm . is occasionally hcing as a narcissist unpopular ? i think most of them ive talked about on here already soo

one thing i wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: wish something good happened to him 🙏🏼🙏🏼

my otp: prongsfoot 💞

my cross over ship: idk !! i haven't watched anything ever 😞

a headcanon fact: he's bipolar your honour

ask game

[fictionalcharactergraveyard]

things that make sense to me in my version of the marauders

first year Peter and Remus being each other's first friends at Hogwarts

Hufflepuff Alice Fortescue

Peter being the first person he tells he's a werewolf in first year

the next person finding out being Lily, and she figured it out on her own

Slytherin besties Dorcas and Mary

Snape and the marauders getting on good terms, thanks to James (5th year onwards)

Regulus and Sirius having a good bond after they both start to have a life outside of the Black Family home

Lyall and Hope Lupin love their son sm oml

Peter having emotionally neglectful parents

Uncle Alphard. That's it.

manwhore Xenophilus Lovegood

Ravenclaw Pandora Hawthorne

Barty Crouch Jr being the ultimate mommy's boy

Regulus and Barty being platonic soulmates

[saintsenara]

What do you think of seer Luna? Personally, I really dislike it, but I'm curious about your thoughts on the matter. And what about seer!Pandora (Luna's mom)? It's a popular headcanon in the marauders fandom. It bugs me too tbh, but I have less justification for it since she is such a blank slate character

this isn't a trope which compels me either, anon.

i find any interpretation of luna which assumes that the things she believes are correct - it's just the wizarding world isn't enlightened enough to see it - to be really dull.

the entire point of her is that she's a conspiracy theorist, and so her beliefs may start from logical points [the ministry is corrupt and press freedom is curtailed...] but they then run off in nonsensical directions [... ergo cornelius fudge is having goblins baked into pies].

and - of course - one of the really interesting things about the canonical luna is not just that she's indoctrinated in these beliefs by her father, but that canon is saying - in the comment in deathly hallows when harry sees the photo of luna and pandora that "luna looked rather better-groomed in this picture than harry had ever seen her in life" - that the grieving xenophilus clearly struggled to cope following pandora's death and descended deeper into the conspiracy rabbithole as a form of self-comfort.

[a sort of "if i can uncover all the truths they're keeping from us, there'll be an explanation for why my partner had to die" thing.]

while pandora is an almost totally blank-slate character, i still think this detail allows us to conclude that she was probably [comparatively] more rational and less conspiracist than xenophilius. this doesn't mean that i think she wasn't a bit new-agey [rip queen, you'd have loved crystals-and-astrology tiktok/being in an essential oils mlm], but that i think she was a bit less obsessive and stubborn in her beliefs than the lovegoods we meet in canon.

this wouldn't entirely preclude her also being a genuine seer - although luna clearly hasn't inherited those abilities - but i do suspect that - in much the same way that seeing the words "doctors don't want you to know about this" on social media makes me want to run head-first into a wall - genuine seers wouldn't be able to tolerate fifteen seconds in the company of a man who believes in nargles.

[lynxindisguise]

ok here is a selection of beautiful ships for you:

sneter

snape+jily

wolfstarbear 🫶🏼

wolfstarking

kingsley/xenophilus

mccrookshanks

mcbridge

moonbridge

lynx/apollo

wolfstar/the twink

james/peter

james/snape

peter/voldemort

peter/fleamont/euphemia

cat this is so many bingo cards 😭😭😭

okay I’m going to group a few together:

snape + jily, moonbridge + peter/fleamont/euphemia

sneter + peter/voldemort

wolfstarbear:

wolfstarking:

kingsley/xenophilius:

mccrookshanks

mcbridge

lynx/apollo

wolfstar/the twink:

james/peter + james/snape

[brizaj]

I'll start to write jegulus' fanfics in spanish, I can't live like this, I need more jegulus

[enbysiriusblack]

you’ve said you see xenophilus as a malfoy who changed his name, do you see him as being brothers with lucius or just a distant relative?

honestly i tend to change my mind on this. like sometimes i'm thinking he's lucius' little rebellious hippie brother. but then i'm also like... him as a distant cousin of lucius where his parents care less about blood supremacy?? maybe?? idk i can never decide

[iwriteasfotini]

Chapter List for The Prince’s Pact

Prologue The Spy 

I A Little Snake

II Returning to Lessons

III Dark Magic

IV The Black Prince

V And Two Becomes Three

VI A Pauper and A Princess 

VII Halloween, Also Known as Samhain

VIII Whispers of War

IX In the Midst of Winter

X The Longest Night

XI Christmas Comrades

XII A Magical Birthday

XIII Hostile Adversaries

XIV The Prince’s Pact

XV Brands and Bonds

XVI Stinky Revenge

XVII Project Sleepover

XVIII A Furry Little Problem

XIX Xenophilus Lovegood 

XX The Tale of the Fallen Eagle

XXI A Rite of Intent

Epilogue The Phoenix 

Second Epilogue The Flaming Stone