#x-virus headcannons

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Incorrect Quotes #21

Toby: Why am I not a banana? X-virus: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. however, it should please you to know that you share 50-60% of your dna with a banana anyways can you give me our next misson? Toby: Wow, really? thanks (Completely ignores x-virus is request_ Clockwork: wait... Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people?

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You know x-virus don’t get enough love…. Do you have any head cannons regular or nsfw (maybe both)??

I've been thinking about this guy a lot lately for some reason. Also I've never written for Cody before so hopefully this came out okay.

I was going to work on Toby's but.... I have more inspiration for Cody at the moment. He absolutely doesn't get enough love!

X-Virus Headcannons

SFW

Isn't related to Toby at all. In fact doesn't really look like him either. Sure, he's got the brown hair, but he looks waaay more dorky than Toby does. While Toby has kind of a boy-next-door-from-hell look to him, Cody is more slender and works out less. He looks like your typical STEM student (sickly complexion, poor nutrition, etc.). His whole schtick requires him to stay indoors most of the time, in a make-shift lab.

Has a refrigerated van, which he paid to be converted to safely transport whatever science experiments he's got going on in a temperature-controlled environment.

He tries to stay in one place. He's less of a drifter than most of the other creeps but sometimes... the things he does requires him to uproot his life and start over in another town. (No Cody you can't just infect your landlord with a mutated form of tuberculosis when they raise your rent! There will be consequences!)

Has kind of a nasally voice. I feel like he always has a bit of a cold too.

Ironically has a shitty immune system, and probably drinks those Airborne Immune Support drink mixes like it's his job. Also a germaphobe, wearing medical gloves all the time, and his hands are dry and cracked from overusing sanitizer.

LOVES Re-animator. He's rewatched that movie more times than he can count. But he has a love for science fiction movies in general, with horror elements to them. Like Alien.

Also loves zombie apocalypse movies, but that's an obvious one. Specifically 28 Days Later and World War Z.

Sometimes he's like... should I try to make a zombie virus? nah.... unless...?

I also think he was raised by a single father, who worked for a large pharmaceutical company.

Antisocial. I know Toby and him are compared a lot and people give them similar 'hyperactive' personalities, but I don't see that for Cody at all.

Cody's more focused, and is less inclined to interact with others. He doesn't really get lonely?

I'd say he'd get along okay with someone like EJ (both like science, ya know?).

Toby and him hang out a bit - they'll stay in and watch movies together. Or Cody will tag along with him to a bar and watch as Toby fails to pick up anybody. Cody wouldn't say it to his face, but it makes him feel better about his own social skills to see Toby strike out like that.

NSFW (Under the cut!)

I don't know how he'd find himself in this situation - but if he DID have a partner.... the sex would be kind of bland at first?

He doesn't know what he wants and frankly is too much of a germaphobe to get up close and personal with someone he doesn't know well.

You'd have to spend months getting to know him for him to feel comfortable to engage in anything sexual.

I think at the start of the relationship, he'd want to experiment with voyeurism.

He'd be across the room watching you touch yourself, giving you directions while he slowly strokes his cock, loving the feeling of ordering you around.

But as things escalate, of course, he'd give in to his urges. However, the voyeurism would become how he likes to foreplay.

Out of all the creeps (most of whom I view as being dominant) he's actually pretty tame.

He whimpers a lot, and it sounds almost pathetic when he moans. He's been holding out for so long for the right person, and when he finally gets to fuck he's absolutely drunk off of you.

That said, his sex drive is about average.

One of his roleplay fantasies is him being the experienced scientist, and you being his lovely little assistant.

Probably started after the first time you helped him in his lab.

He just kept thinking of you in a tiny little lab coat, bent over his desk - papers and test tubes falling to the ground while his hips piston into you.

[hamzahsbiggestfan]

bf!hamzah x gf!reader headcannons `✦ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ:

bf!hamzah who is your #1 supporter and is soso proud of any accomplishments you make, no matter how small, he will take you out to dinner to celebrate

bf!hamzah who will carry you if you two are walking and your feet start to hurt

bf!hamzah who knows you more than you know yourself, from your favorite movie, down to your favorite pair of socks

bf!hamzah who will do everything he can to cheer you up if you’re having a bad day, imagine him running you a bubble bath and when you get out he already has a pillow fort set up with all your favorite snacks for you guys to binge watch a new tv show. omg

bf!hamzah who is so proud to be your boyfriend, trying to show you off in every way possible

bf!hamzah who could listen to you talk for hours and will stay attentive to the things you say, even if what you’re saying is half nonsense, he loves when you tell him about your day or even random lore about something you saw on tiktok, he just loves knowing that he’s the first person you come to when you need to rant

bf!hamzah who will always be down to build legos with you, even if it takes you half the day and you had to restart twice cause you kept messing up

bf!hamzah who will not shut up about you, no actually. when he’s filming with martin and you were at home or working, he will take every opportunity he gets to talk about how much he misses you

bf!hamzah who will buy everything for you even tho you can afford it yourself, don’t even try opening your wallet around this man

bf!hamzah who will show his love and adoration to you in every way possible, whether it’d be kissing every inch of your face or holding your hands when you’re in a crowd

bf!hamzah who will always give you updates and send cute little pictures of red and blue if you’re not home with him

bf!hamzah who never lets your flowers die, will get you a new bouquet every week and make sure he picks out a different variation every time (never neon flowers)

hiiii guysss! i had so much fun writing this and i still have so many more ideas so let me know if you want a part twoooo

also send fic requests cuz i’m in my writing grind :pp

[sharp-silver4795]

Creepypasta Height/Weight

Not all heights/weights are listed here!!!

Since some of these “creepypastas” (not all of them are actually creepypastas) are based on real people, I will not share their weight. I’m doing this partly because I don’t want anyone to be a bitch about people irl. The other part is because I just think it’s “rude(?)” to share other people’s weight.

Some of them don’t have height/weights listed because they are a very developed character and I want to base it on accurate information.

Others of these say “no record available.” I’m doing these for the ones that are more mysterious cuz haha funny.

Scarecrow: 160cm (5’3”), 37kg (81lbs)

Judge Angels: 158cm (5’2”), 48kg (105lbs)

Bloody Angel: 172cm (5’7”), 62kg (136lbs)

ChessMaster: 190cm (6’2”), 29kg (64lbs)

Ani the Wight: 127cm (4’2”), 87kg (191lbs)

Bloody Painter: 175cm (5’9”), 58kg (127lbs)

Zero: 189cm (6’2”), 62kg (136lbs)

Dark Link: 119cm (3’10”), 0kg

Doll Maker: 170cm (5’7”), 52kg (115lbs)

Candy Cane: 190cm (6’2”), 23kg (51lbs)

Kagekao: 175cm (5’9”), 53kg (117lbs)

Rouge Proxy: 163cm (5’4”), 68kg (150lbs)

Zechariah: no record available

Wilson the Basher: uhhhh, hmmmm

Kate the Chaser: 162cm (5’4”), 49kg (108lbs)

Kat Hunter: 178cm (5’10”), 56kg (123lbs)

Neon Spike: No record available

X-Virus: 177cm (5’10”), 63kg (139lbs)

Ticci Toby: 182cm (6’0), Unknown lol

Masky: 170cm (5’7”), nope

Hoodie: Unknown lmao, nope

Jane the Killer: 180cm (5’10”), 84kg (185lbs)

Jeff the Killer: 172cm (5’8”), 90kg (198lbs)

Nina the Killer: 152cm (4’11”), 41kg (90lbs)

Liu Woods: 198cm (6’6”), 106kg (234lbs)

Nathan the Nobody: no record available

Puppeteer: 214cm (7’0), 0kg (0lbs)

Clockwork: 184cm (6’0”), uhhhh

BEN Drowned: 119cm (3’10”), 0kg (0lbs)

Laughing Jack: 218cm (7’2”), 42kg (93lbs)

Candy Pop: 180cm (5’10”), 7kg (15lbs)

Jason the Toymaker: 190cm (6’2”), 56kg (124lbs)

Laughing Jill: 215cm (7’0”), 39kg (86lbs)

Lost Silver: 132cm (4’4”), 0kg (0lbs)

Eyeless Jack: 203cm (6’8”), 156kg (344lbs)

Just a reminder in this convo:

Whether you’re ripped, toned, stout, scrawny or chubby; if you’re a stick figure or a fucking Chad; if you have extreme, uneven, even, or subtle body proportions; if you’re afab, amab or intersex; if you’re short or tall or average- none of that matters because you are all beautiful!!

Divider Creds: Sister Lucifer ; adornedwithlight

Header Creds: MEEE!!!

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Can i request General dating hcs for xvirus?

X - Virus Dating Head cannons

Content: fluff, nsfw

-At the beginning of you two dating he is still kinda reserved and shy and it takes him a long time to become completely comfortable around you

-I don't think he would be too crazy about pet names but he will call you "love" or "babe" every so often

-has trouble showing affection but he will do his best

-I imagine his love language is words of affirmation whether that be giving or receiving

-he NEEDS to be reassured like crazy because he often gets insecure and gets scared you've lost feelings

-Isn't crazy about physical touch in the beginning just because it makes him overwhelmed but once he warms up to you all he wants to do is cuddle

-Loves to show you the different experiments he's working on and he will go on total rants about the different chemicals and how they react to the body

NSFW IS BELOW THE LINE MINORS DNI

-Doesn't know to much about any kinks and is honestly up to do anything that turns you on

-He LOVES thighs like a boy cannot go a single minute without looking at your thighs

-Prop doesn't have much experience if none at all so he gets very horny very easily

-Isn't fond of degradation whether that be receiving or giving he would probably feel to bad to degrade you

-Same with any type of BDSM like boy could not handle that

-I feel like he would be the type of guy to say he's straight but also to say 20$ is 20$

-He would very much be a submissive top like he will act all tough but he would be one minute in and be a total whimpering mess

OKAY BYE BYE!! sorry if it was short but it was kinda rushed

[incognitonoggin]

X-Virus/cody Headcanons pls😭🙏 (sfw or Nfsw)

OH MY GOD X-VIRUS LOVERS ARE SO RARE

X-VIRUS / CODY X GN! READER HEADCANNONS

SFW AND NSFW

MINORS DNI

SFW

• Honestly, due to his manic and curious behavior, im surprised you two even got this close 😭

• Cody wouldn’t be too keen on physical touch, I believe he’d be more interested in acts of service and quality time

• Just being around you would make his silly little virus heart flutter!

• Kissing also wouldn’t be a very frequent thing to be real with you, maybe holding your hand every now and then is what he considers to be good enough

• Poor guy never really knew what affection was growing up, give ‘em a break 😒

• He’d unintentionally go on rants of how much he loves you, and every time you guys converse he would just end up making it all about you

• Bit sassy though so watch out !

• Lazing around in his room at 4am >>>>

NSFW

• SIGH

• In bed he’s definitely a whimper warrior

• He has a big mouth, but during sexy time he gets pretty flustered. I think that comes from not really being perceived as appealing whilst growing up and all so be kind to this man !!!

• X-Virus, However, is more of a grunter and growler

• Cody would be quite gentle on you actually! More or so taking his time to enjoy the moment and to enjoy you

• But X-Virus is a HATER

• X-Virus will definitely be degrading and more rough, but unintentionally, I promise. It’s just how he is when he’s in his little weirdo mode i guess

Thx for sending this in anon!

[angelic-waffles]

Remembered I have free will, time to assign creepypastas Sanrio mascots

X-Virus: This was the easiest one for me, obviously he’s chococat! A fellow mad scientist who’s experiments sometimes go awry

Jane the Killer: This was a little harder for me, but I can confidently say she’d be hello kitty. She’d do anything (anything) for the people she loves, and she loves to bake!

Nina the Killer: This should be obvious- Nina is Kuromi. She likes to play pranks and she thinks of herself as very intimidating, but really she’s a sweetheart who loves her found family unit

Eyeless Jack: After much thought, I have to say Badtz Maru. EJ keeps everyone else in check but is also just a little pathetic. He has big dreams but sometimes when life gets in the way, you just have to laugh about it

Ticci Toby: Ok this one I’m less sure about but I think Keroppi. He’s a good friend but also pretty absent minded. He is however pretty sporty and has a good collection of skills- if he can remember what they are

Jeff the Killer: Maybe my most out there one but I think he’s PompomPurin. Jeff is pretty laid back, almost a little lazy, but that being said he can do more physically challenging things, he just has to want to. He’s a bit of a klepto too, and really treasures his collections

Sally: Sally has to be My Sweet Piano. She’s young, silly, very girly, and incredibly kind. She loves playing hide and seek, or having tea parties with her friends, or playing dress up! Just like Piano

[ch3rry-l1m4d3]

Can you make the buckshot roulette for x virus?

I decided to go with the redesign in your icon since the fandom doesn't really agree on what he looks like canonically..

[j0eyj0rdis0n]

Genuinely in LOVE with the xvirus headcanons. Can i request uhm uh unm. More please. Of the citrus variant.

-Dire

Omg I’m so glad!! I’m still super unfamiliar with X-Virus so I hope these resonate with you!

CODY NSFW HEADCANNONS

He hates giving oral omg

Like I can see him giving you a look of disgust if you ever asked him to go down on you

Honestly he’s not a big fan of oral in general

Like he’ll get off on you sucking his dick but it’s not something he’ll ask you for

Honestly if you’re super into oral, if you convince him enough and take it super slow, he MIGHT go down on you

Hates messes like HATES messes so just know he’ll spend an hour after sex just straight cleaning

He appreciates if you help him

And if you don’t he gives you shit for it (sorry not sorry)

He’s a total brat.

Like totally bitchy and bratty

Definitely a whiner too

But he does have the libido of a teenage boy so he can get it up over basically nothing!

You wear a cute short skirt? Horny. You bend over just enough for him to catch a glimpse of your tits? Horny.

He’s honestly super super vanilla 😬

He definitely likes watching you play with yourself though.

Vibrators, fingers, any sort of toy, he enjoys watching you and how you squirm

Also likes it when you dress up? Just something random to add lol

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wlcm 2 CARMWNZZ .ᐟ ♡₊˚ ❜

— isa ⋆｡˚ she☆they , 9teen , int-p ,

world's happiest sydcarmy shipper + hamzah bias (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

MASTERLIST . . . nothing yet .ᐟ

REQUESTS . . . closed .ᐟ

{ mdni 18+ only !! }

[xxsinisterbunniexx]

Dating/ Relationship headcannons for eyeless jack? For female reader, please! Thank you!

Haha so like believe it or not I’ve started writing dating headcanons shortly after posting my general NSFW headcanons…. And then I got distracted

Also um so like me when I said I was gonna answer a bunch of requests over spring break and then proceeded to not answer a single one after that…. SO YEAH IM WORKING ON IT

Anyways…

𓆩♡𓆪 Creepypasta boys dating headcanons 𓆩♡𓆪

+love languages as a bonus

Characters: Jeff the Killer, Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, BEN drowned, X Virus, Tim/Masky, Brian/Hoodie

Jeff the Killer

☠︎︎ physical touch, he’s very used to touch being used in a negative way, towards him or by him so soft touches would make him melt

☠︎︎ likes to have you in his lap

☠︎︎ like wdym you need a chair he’s right here???

☠︎︎ he flirts with you by being sarcastic and snarky ☠︎︎ so like you might think he hates you at first before you realize he has a crush on you

☠︎︎ not great with his words/expressing his feelings

☠︎︎ you’d need to have thick skin to be with him, because he will definitely say things he doesn’t mean during an argument

☠︎︎ and he LIKES to argue, so if you hate conflict he’s probably not for you

☠︎︎ jealous and a bit possessive too, so you’d have to be careful about how you talk to other people and how often you do so

☠︎︎ he needs a LOT of reassurance and attention but he won’t ask for it directly, he’ll just get snappy and mean without an explanation

☠︎︎ it’s not always obvious why he’s upset so he’d need to be with someone who is both perceptive and patient

☠︎︎ he’s not the best at figuring out why you’re upset, so direct communication is best for him

☠︎︎ ride or die tbh, he doesn’t like very many people so if you’ve somehow wooed him you ain’t ever getting away

Ticci Toby

✘ touchtouchtouch

✘ he can’t feel pain or temperature so he values the things he can feel

✘ his hands are always on you in some capacity

✘ he’ll have his arm around you, he’ll hold your hand, and he LOVES it when you hold his arm

✘ he’ll also bear hug you and pick you up whenever he sees you (and he expects you to run into his arms)

✘ kinda OBNOXIOUS lol, like he’s the type of bf who does shit to annoy you just because he likes to see you get all riled up

✘ pokes your nose, licks your face, bites you, anything to get your attention

✘ no press is bad press

✘ the way he expresses love and affection is… unconventional

✘ like will sometimes just be so over the top and cannot read the situation

✘ he’d be very blunt in how he feels about you and generally is uninhibited when speaking about his feelings

✘ This can sometimes lead to issues so would need thick skin if you’re gonna date him

✘ he’s spontaneous and super energetic so you either need to be someone who can match that energy or super go with the flow

✘ has trouble seeing things from your perspective sometimes, but in an argument he doesn’t get all heated he just shuts down

✘ so he’d definitely do better with someone who’s not very temperamental

✘He’s a wild ride but if you can be down with all he’s got going on, he’ll stay in a long term relationship

Eyeless Jack

𖤐 gifts! He would definitely be bringing you back little trinkets

𖤐 it could be fun and pretty things he’s found while he’s out or little snacks/your favorite drink, etc

𖤐 just anything he can bring you to show you he was thinking of you

𖤐 treats you like you are dainty because he’s scared of breaking you

𖤐 he loves so gently

𖤐 makes sure you know you are valued by him

𖤐 regularly tells you he loves you, that you’re beautiful, he appreciates you

𖤐 plans the cutest dates and really likes to take you out

𖤐 the dates would be super tailored to what you’re into

𖤐 arguments are more like open discussions and he genuinely wants to help you change and grow as a person

𖤐 he’s a bit protective and only slightly jealous, no more than anyone else really

𖤐 he doesn’t want to hold you back in anyway really so he doesn’t often tell you what to do

𖤐 he would do best with someone who’s softer and less judgmental, he has a lot of shame around his eating habits and feeling like a monster

𖤐 he tends to give more than he takes so he’d do better with someone who’s also very generous that way there’d be equal dynamics between you two

BEN drowned

⚠︎ quality time, but not so much in the way of just liking to be around, he likes if you actually make plans to see him, even if it’s just to hang out

⚠︎ loves to play video games with you and he gets competitive

⚠︎ somewhat like Toby he is a little shit!

⚠︎ like he just LOVES to annoy the fuck out of you

⚠︎ he just thinks you’re wayyyy too cute when you’re angry

⚠︎ really likes to show off who he’s with

⚠︎ will buy you clothes, makeup, etc really anything to doll you up and show you off

⚠︎ once you are official he will be telling everyone in the existence of ever

⚠︎ especially because…

⚠︎ he’s SUPER POSSESSIVE like oh god HE’S SICK

⚠︎ like if someone LOOKS at you a little too long he’s got a problem

⚠︎ god forbid someone hits on you

⚠︎ but rather than taking it up with you, he just secretly ruins their life

⚠︎ he may not always be the best partner, he can lack empathy at times and arguments with him are a nightmare because he will twist your words and may manipulate you lightly

⚠︎ will randomly come through when it really matters

⚠︎ would do better with someone who’s (and forgive me here for my choice of word) a bit tsundere-like

⚠︎ he likes someone who takes effort to win over because he loves the chase

⚠︎ he also likes if you’re easy to embarrass or get a reaction out of

⚠︎ your relationship will feel like constant push and pull

X Virus

☣︎ acts of service

☣︎ Cody is a problem solver and will do what he can to make you happy and help you when there’s things troubling you

☣︎ at the same time, he has periods where he gets really invested into what he’s studying and may not pay attention to you for days

☣︎ so if you’re caring and will support him while he gets like that >>>>

☣︎ like bringing him food, helping with his laundry, etc (daily tasks he would need to do but he’s too hyper focused to take care of himself)

☣︎ you may have to convince him to shower during these periods

☣︎ would likely be pretty inexperienced in romance

☣︎ would defo be one of those guys that gets exponentially hotter after getting a girlfriend because she teaches him how to dress and be presentable

☣︎ rambles on about his experiments so you would ideally be a good listener and someone who will engage with him even if you have no idea what he’s talking about

☣︎ not super jealous but has CRAZY accurate senses when it comes to someone actually liking you and subtly flirting with you

☣︎ it’s like a siren goes off in his brain and then he’s like “not that person”

☣︎ pussy whippedddddd like once he’s into you you’ve got him on his KNEES

☣︎ got him opening doors and carrying heavy stuff like shittttttt

Tim/Masky

꩜ acts of service

꩜ Tim is not always the best with his words and can be kind of awkward so he’d rather just do things to show he cares

꩜ protective almost in like a dad way, like would make sure your car had all the fluids and maintenance it needs (can u tell I know nothing about cars)

꩜ or you’d randomly mention something you want and it’ll magically appear

꩜ he’s very practical, so dates and anniversaries are not too over the top, he keeps it simple

꩜ he’d do best with someone who’s more chill and laid back

꩜ he’s slow to open up and not the best at discussing his feelings so someone who is patient & perceptive is better for him

꩜ if it’s cold he always wants you to take his jacket (also loves to see you in it)

꩜Chivalry ain’t dead while he’s around

꩜ doesn’t get jealous often, he’s pretty mature

꩜ he’s very closed off and secretive about the parts of his life that he’s not proud of, so he’d need to be with someone who’s comfortable with not knowing everything

꩜ this also means it would take you a while to meet Masky

☆ Masky isn’t around all that often so you won’t get a ton of attention from him

☆ he views you as more of a pet than a girlfriend

☆ will give you the occasional head pat or say something flirtatious which often borders on sexual harassment

Brian/Hoodie

𖣐 words of affirmation

𖣐 he likes to be told that he is valued!

𖣐 but also loves to compliment you, and he is quite charming

𖣐 LOVES to tease

𖣐 he’s constantly taking pictures of you or recording you

𖣐has a picture of you in his wallet

𖣐 writes you little love notes and hides them in places you’ll find them easily

𖣐 he’s really perceptive so you can’t easily hide your feelings around him

𖣐 he will call bullshit if you try to say “no, I’m not mad” because he KNOWS

𖣐 not really jealous at all tbh

𖣐 if someone hits on you he takes it as a compliment

𖣐 like yeah he knows you’re hot

☹ You don’t see Hoodie for a while

☹ because lowkey he acts like a stalker at first even though you’re dating Brian and therefore also him

☹ he wouldn’t just come up and approach you, he has to be a weirdo and watch you from the shadows

☹ like just come talk to me you freak

☹ he will also leave you letters but they’re a little more sinister than Brian’s and in places that are off putting

☹ eventually he’d approach you, but like Masky he more so sees you as something to toy with rather than a girlfriend (even though his affection for you is definitely deep in there somewhere)

Hope you enjoyed :3

[queenendless]

😷🤒Sick Day(Adult!SatoSugu x Sick!Fem!Reader)🤒😷

A/N: Yep this is part of that SatoSugu Teacher AU alongside Moving Day and Nights.

Also, announcement. I have smut writing fatigue after just putting out one and I'm down with a cold right now. So that vampire AU gang bang piece is happening next month. I'm so sorry for this yall. Thanks though to everyone who commented on that and helped me decide.

But I will hopefully be posting a JJK Halloween piece to make up for it. A headcannon/ imagined scenario where the JJK cast celebrate Halloween with my ideal fave pairings in couples costumes and such in this what if AU. And yas it gonna be SatoSugu x Fem or GN reader, idk on that part yet.

All credit for JJK and its characters goes to the madman that is Gege.

* Please DON'T plagarize, translate, or repost my FANFIC content. Reblog, like, and follow instead.

I hope you enjoy!

Your throat feels raw.

Your nose feels stuffy.

And you kept coughing every few minutes.

You should have figured spotting a curse forming from a virus epidemic happening in the hotel across the street would pose a high ass risk of getting infected yourself.

But as a Window, it was your job, as life risking as it was.

The more people inside and around the building got infected, the Grade 4 grew closer to Grade 3. If it kept up, dozens upon hundreds would die.

"Ijichi-san. Disease curse. Transitioning from Grade 4 to Grade 3. Requesting sorcerer help here immediately." You struggled speaking over the phone as you kept coughing, dispatching the address to him, seeing the revolting curse grow in size as its toxic presence spilled, tripping as you tried keeping your distance.

Your head was pounding and you could barely focus as Ijichi-san panicked on his end.

"L/n-san!? L/N-SAN!"

In a moment of ailment, you dropped your phone, causing it to disconnect from the impact.

You were barely able to keep a grip on your phone or walk without faltering as you felt more drained with each passing moment. You blinked a lot as you tried staying alert, stumbling before collapsing against a parked empty vehicle on the street, sliding down to your bum just to rest your aching head against your knees, hugging your legs to your chest.

That curse's smogs began spreading down the streets, into traffic, and nearby occupied establishments.

Believing help wouldn't get here in time through the systematic process, you opted for your wild card, shakily picking up your now cracked screen device.

"Toru. Curse problem. Get here ASAP. Please." Texting the address in your feverish haste, you pressed send before curling in on yourself, welcoming sleep to rest your aching self.

In just under the next few minutes — more like moments — you felt a boom in the cursed energy atmosphere, that curse no longer being sensed. At last, it was done.

The shift from freezing metal to cozy soft fabric stirred you awake a bit. Along with the feel of solid warm arms draped around your shoulders and under your knees. Those big smooth hands squeezing your shoulder and your kneecap had you tugging weakly on the front of that top, pressing your face against your makeshift pillow, struggling to open your eyes as your hearing painted the picture for you in the meantime.

"A majority will spend weeks recuperating. The ones closest to the cause will spend months in the hospital at best. Still though, no casualties. Thank you for the help." High chances it was one of the many medics on site for post cleanup.

"You can thank the young woman here for that. She was the first responder, after all. I'll tend to her recovery myself. Sayonara." You know that voice right away, even when he was muffled, relaxing further in his hold.

"This cold isn't going away anytime soon. Too bad reversed cursed techniques don't make the common cold go away." Your half lidded eyes still had him swooning at how frail and precious you were in his arms.

You murmured, noticing him in his black long sleeved top, matching sweatpants, and face mask with the blindfold. "Blindfolded giant." That's when you realized a face mask was put on you as well, your muffled coughs hitting cloth.

You could already picture him beaming, grinning, as he laughed a bit.

"Correction. Your blindfolded giant, darling~ Now then, let's get you home."

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Geto typing away on his computer, working on his latest reports.

Gojo straddling his lap, hugging him as he napped against his dear best friend slash hubbie.

The former smiling fondly at the motion before picking up where he left off was their situation before both men's phones began vibrating and ringing.

"Geto-san! L/n-san has reported a disease curse spotting! But she was cut off before I could get further details!"

"She just texted me the location." The sleepiness was wiped away, replaced with firm seriousness, as Gojo started getting off of him to get some shoes on.

"Ijichi-san, do not fret. Satoru will handle the curse." Geto calmly responded over the phone before speaking concerningly to his snowy-haired hubbie. "Toru, bring a face mask in case the affected area reaches where you land post teleport."

Said man smooched his hubbie in kind before slipping on the black face mask to match his current apparel. "Wait up for us, Sugu~"

Seeing you both back, teleporting into your home office, Suguru smooched Satoru the moment he took that face mask right off. Pressing the back of his palm against your forehead to double check for a fever, Suguru's dismay was warranted.

So being there when you awoke from your fever dream tucked in the middle of your guys' giant bed meant Suguru patting your now sweating forehead with a wet rag, you trembling from chills raking your skin followed by feeling warmer the next minute as you coughed into a tissue he handed to you.

"Well dearest, you've got yourself a nasty cold here." Suguru noted with a gray face mask on as well, seated by you on his side of the bed.

"Ah bah." Your raspy spat earned you a cough into your fist before you were offered a filled up water bottle by Satoru who was sitting behind you on his side; blindfold off but face mask back on.

"Welp, I exorcized the curse and brought your cute self back here. Plus I got that report to work on in your precious stead. So you're welcome." He gently ran his fingers through your hair to ease you in whatever way he could.

"Thank you Toru." You slowly sat up and were then handed some cold pills by Suguru to down some water with. "Thank you Sugu."

"Now that we've made our home Ground Zero, you are hereby confined to this room. Drink plenty of fluids. Take your medicine. Get lots of rest. Do you hear me, young lady?" Suguru's smart ass tone made you pout.

"Yes mom." You murmured raspy.

Satoru snorted behind his face mask to which Suguru whacked him in the shoulder across from him with narrowed eyes. "At least Megumi and the twins are living in the dorms now and Tsumiki was able to convince her classmate to stay at her place for a while. Meaning we three have the place to ourselves~"

"Does that mean … I have to sleep by myself?" You whimpered, cracking their resolve. "Neither the Gojo Geto bears, nor the Gojo Geto cats, not even the Gojo Geto giant round plushies can substitute for the real deal." You moped, pointing at said custom made toys lined up on the window seat on the far side of the room.

"Aww, Suguru, how can we deny our lovely sweetheart the company of her valiant handsome knights in the flesh, huh~!?" Satoru dramatized his own cries, muffled though.

Suguru sighed, consigning. "At least one of us should. Who else will be teaching the first years in the meantime?"

"Round robin, then? Last one left standing tends to that noble martyr and gets our dear sweetheart to be their own personal nurse in the end … huh …" That hum and those inquiring eyes could only bode mischief. "I volunteer Suguru to go first!"

"Not gonna happen, Satoru." He immediately denied.

"But to be fed by, bathed by and be doted on by our angel is heaven sent~!" Satoru gushed.

"Which is why you shouldn't be the only one getting that special treatment!" Suguru being jealous at possibly being left out on that.

"Hey!" Your strained shout ends in a coughing fit, curled up in bed, sniffling to which Suguru hands you a big enough tissue to blow your nose in. "I'm dying here."

"Hmm … Yu could fill in." Satoru suggested.

"He is working as a teaching aid part time. And he did say he could help out whenever we needed it." Suguru added.

"Plus Nanamin is on a business trip for the week~ He'll need something to do while waiting for his beloved's return~!" Satoru teased.

"That settles it then." Suguru was smirking behind that mask, you could just tell.

"How lucky you are, darling, to have the strongest duo be your own personal nurses~" Satoru was so smirking his ass off.

"Even though you'll literally get sick of me?" You shyly asked, squeezing your bottle, apprehensive.

"We have strong ass immune systems, Y/n. Comes with over a decade of immense training." Satoru prided on, kissing your flushed cheek.

"If we can risk ourselves in the face of death as sorcerers, this is nothing." Suguru assured, kissing your other flushed cheek. "I'll call Haibara."

"I'll start up a bath for us all. Thank you big ass bathtubs." Satoru clapped to that.

"What do I do?" Even when sick, tilting your head and batting those eyes made the duo smooch your lips at once.

"Just be a good little patient for us, alright, honey?" God that wink of Suguru's left you more hot than usual as he walked off to make that call.

"Besides, being sick with you means being granted a sick leave and getting paid for it! Ah, thank you, my darling sweetheart~!" Satoru did hug you, nuzzle his face in your hair, and left you a wheezing mess.

"Y - You're w - welcome!"

Well, on the bright side, at least you'll all be sick together.

Snuggled in bed, among discarded tissues, wrappers of cough drops, and smooshed in one big embrace of entangled limbs while binging nothing but sitcoms, movies, and anime.

You would eventually get better in a week's time then later tend to your two enamored, affectionate partners and get them back into tip top shape.

But until then, being in their cozy arms, sleeping smack dabbed in between them, that might as well be the key on your quick road to recovery.

The SatoSugu cure, indeed!

[asapeveryday]

WBB MASTERLIST ★彡⁎⁺˳✧༚

I only write x-reader!

PAIGE BUECKERS

SERIES: THE LAST TIME -after a non-commital hookup at paige's halloween-birthday bash, your relationship with her turns more personal than either of you can handle

The Last Time Part 1 (smut)

The Last Time Part 2

The Last Time Part 3 (smut)

The Last Time Part 4 (smut)

SHOCK FACTOR -mild trash talk, a shady interview, and an even shadier live leaves the internet crazy over beef between you and paige. it doesn't seem too important till your teammates want to go on a road trip. first stop? connecticut

Shock Factor Part 1 (rival!bball player x paige)

Shock Factor Part 2 (rival!bball player x paige)

Shock Factor Part 3 (rival!bball player x paige)

Shock Factor Part 4 (rival!bball player x paige)

Shock Factor Part 5 (rival!bball player x paige)

Shock Factor Part 6 (rival!bball player x paige) (smut)

FTF -you watch as paige get's a little too friendly with a freshman on uconn's media team. she notices

Fuck the Freshman (1/2) (media girl x paige)

Fuck the Freshman (2/2) (media girl x paige) (smut)

BONFIRE/BP -tipsy makeouts at a uconn bonfire leave you wanting to see more of her. it doesn't hurt that the next time you see her features more alcohol, and a pool

Bonfire (1/2)

BP (2/2) (smut)

NOCTUARY -in a world where everyday is a battle to stay alive and uninfected by the cordycepts virus, she catches you at the right time and saves your life. with nowhere else to go, it seems she's your ticket to better days...but that doesn't mean they'll be easier (ONGOING).

Noctuary #1 (paige x reader)(tlou au)

Noctuary #2 (paige x reader)(tlou au)

Noctuary #3(paige x reader)(tlou au)

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ONESHOTS/HEADCANNONS

Pb as your gf!!!

Breath Me In (house party)(smut)

A Little Break? (academic weapon x Paige)(smut)

In the Mirror (insecure reader x Paige)(smut)

Night Shift (nurse!reader x Paige)(smut)

All Night (Paige x reader + honey packets)(smut)

More soon..

NIKA MÜHL

We Have Now

Make a Wish (smut)

Swim (smut)

U Belong To Somebody Else (smut)

More soon…

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OTHER…

More soon..

[rttnz0mb]

Updated Masterlist

!!This Master list will be updated every time I post something new so it should always be up to date!!

--CREEPYPASTA--

Ticci Toby-

⦻ Creepypasta Headcanons pt. 1 ⦻

Ticci Toby x G/N Reader with Schizophrenia

Ticci Toby x G/N reader with Narcolepsy

Hot Boxing / Rainy Night - Ticci Toby SMUT

Jeff The Killer-

⦻ Creepypasta Headcanons pt. 1 ⦻

Ben Drowned-

⦻ Creepypasta Headcanons pt. 1 ⦻

Bloody Painter

⦻ Creepypasta Headcanons pt. 1 ⦻

X-Virus-

X - Virus Dating Head cannons

Eyeless Jack

Eyeless Jack sfw/nsfw Headcanons SOME SMUT

--EverManHybrid--

Habit

Habit regular Headcanons

!!I know this masterlist isn't really needed considering I haven't posted much yet but I just wanted to get one started so as I post more stuff I can just add it in!!

okay bye bye𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅

[incognitonoggin]

I saw your post of X virus and I'm curious about how you write him

Do you write X virus and Cody as different people? Bc they're the same X virus is just his creepypasta name

Hi anon!! To answer your question, I write them as the same people :), it’s kind of a Liu and “Sully” kinda of situation <3

[dalaonyang2]

a continuation of zero's alternate route post megaman x5's bad ending

i recommend you to play Had I Not Seen the Sun by chevy for more feels :)))

Some headcannon yapping ahead : (heavily referenced from honkai impact 3rd chapter 25)

Previously, after giving his inner demon a good beating, Zero encounters his biggest trauma, Iris.

He expects Iris to curse and loathes him for his actions in the Great Repliforce War. Instead Iris greets him just like an old days before those shit happen. The conversation roughly goes like this:

"Zero, you have changed a lot."

"Iris.....you haven't changed at all."

"Is that so? I'm glad to hear that "

*awkward silence*

"Is this just a lingering image of my memories? "

"You are free to interpret that way. I'm sorry, I wasn't there for you.

"It's okay. I'm just happy to see you again. At least I can finally say goodbye. "

"Oh my, that doesn't sound like the Zero I knew."

"....A lot of things have happened lately."

"...so you overcame your destiny at last, right?"

"Uhm, thanks to everyone's help."

"I always knew that Zero had a power to overcome his destiny".

Then both have a stroll in the fields of flowers. Zero tells his journey after X sacrifices himself to give the prototype of anti-maverick virus serum into him on the Eurasia wreckage. giving him a chance to reflect on his mistake, work to not make them again, and reach happiness. Instead, Zero tried time after time to die doing suicide missions with one another. misunderstood X's goodwill. ultimately, damaging his relationship with his comrades and...X. From there, he learns to not walk alone and...forgiving himself while reminiscing about old days. While X and co raid the nightmares

then the moments of truth ....

...then you can hear zero crying out loud like castorice on her short animation :') .

Then, he returns to reality and onward to the final battle!

i wanted to draw more crying zero, alas, my job comes first:'D

damn, i got emotional damage when drawing these CGs

TL;DR: blud beat the shit out his inner demon and got the closure that he never got in the OG game