#wwdits prompt

[wolpertingerprompts]

Nadja discovers an old trunk full of unfortunately unlabeled spells. She decides to test one out to see what it does and it winds up summoning reader from an alternate universe where wwdits is a tv show.

Hilarity ensues.

[lamplightjuniper]

Coping via whump u_u

[jawadalzenati]

To Stand by Gaza Family 🚨🚨

There are no words to describe their suffering .

Support them to survive.

@radical-illusion @roadimusprime @t-800 @fundraise-blog @salam-and-sadaqah @a-shade-of-blue @spreadingthebeautiful @fundraise-blog @gazavetters @batman-comics @heritageposts @northgazaupdates2 @bunnypotions

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: One of us has to trick them into inviting us in. I am nominating Person C, because I am too foreign and you are too boring.

Person B: Person C doesn’t need to be invited in, they’re not a vampire.

Person C: I would prefer to be invited in, it’s more polite.

[someoldfires]

how the past few days have me feeling @wwdits-kink-meme

[succulentstrawberries]

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Laszlo Cravensworth/Nadja of Antipaxos

Characters: Laszlo Cravensworth, Nadja of Antipaxoz, Documentary Crew (What We Do in the Shadows TV)

Additional Tags: Kink Meme, Public Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex, Rough Sex, Anal Fingering, Vaginal Fingering, Public Hand Jobs, Hand Jobs, Switching, Flying Sex, Contests, Competition, Fuck Or Die, Video Cameras, Documentaries, Sex Tapes, Multiple Sex Positions, Light Bondage, Light Masochism, Light Sadism, Married Sex, Married Couple, Vampire Sex, Vampires, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Prompt Fill, Sexual Tension

Summary:

“We are having a little competition, you see! Whoever cums first loses-”

AKA the one where Nadja and Laszlo must cum, or DIE.

~~~

[Glad my first time writing for this fandom was to fill this amazing prompt from the kinkmeme ❤️ These two unhinged vampires have my whole heart, I love them c': They're so funny lmao]

[character-kai]

Ya know, I think of a ofmd, wwdits, and good omens crossover WAY too much. Canonically VERY possible if I might add.

Let me propose, Nadjia, Laszlo, and Nandor on a ship to America. Aziraphale sent as a ‘priest’ to keep the sailors safe and Crowley as a cargoman to watch over the very valuable items aboard. Blackbeard and his crew raid the ship only to find nothing of value aboard other than the 3 (4 if you squint too hard at one of the crew members that tells really boring stories) vampires.

[gummycube]

my first actual smut fic o(^_-)O

[tonbane]

I’m back again with hand-warming doodles! Nandermo + 6 as requested by the fruity, ethereal @gay-and-bitter​ . We even had a discussion of who would have the most delectable tits, which came to a tie. 

( Here’s all the prompts I’ve drawn so far )

Give me a 🔁 if you 💟 what I do!

[amazingmsme]

Omg Ioved ur recent wwdits fic for tickletober. I'm begging for more 💅

Omg thank you so much! I love that show, & there’s barely any fics for it, so I’ll happily write more for them! Sadly I don’t have any more planned for tickletober, but the new season has me craving more fluff with the vamps! So if you have a prompt, don’t hesitate to send it in!

[wwdits-kink-meme]

Laszlo finds out about lucid dreaming and immediately gets to work employing it to fulfil fantasies (please nothing underage though)

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[megaawkwardhuman]

cringetober day 16: objecthead

computer colin is back!

aaaaaand aw shit he has a trojan

to save you a search: what's on his screen is an old trojan called offiz but it's more commonly known as the you are an idiot virus

all it would do is play the most annoying song I've ever heard on loop, play a flashing gif, and create a fuck ton of pop ups (which has the same gif and song playing) that if you close will just create more (the song gets LOUDER as more popups are made btw)

the only way to get rid of it was to shut you computer down completely and while it doesn't really do any harm (as far as I know) it is really fucking annoying

here's a video about it if you wanna learn more about its history and what it looks like in action

WARNING: FLASHING GIF VERSION BELOW CUT

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Person B just told people I live in my mother’s basement! [to Person B] Actually, I live in my own basement, dumbass!

[hobgoblinsandpeachfuzz]

Some Days You Can't Get Rid of a Bomb (Fill 3)

Nandor x Guillermo

“What’s the big deal, so what, why does it matter?” Nandor was terrible at a great many things. But this. This particularly was fucking egregious.

“The big fucking deal, you fucking donkey, you shit for brains nonsense malaka,” his darling Nadja continued her tirade of insults and barbs, rightfully earned by their dear Nandor. 

Laszlo himself was just. Aghast. For once in his long life, he could not bring himself to speak. What was there to say?

Nandor had finally fucking admitted that he was in love with Guillermo.

And that he had been for 14 years. 

And that he had simply resolved to never say anything.

“Yeah, man, uh, even I got nothing for that, that’s just too interesting,” Colin looked positively sick. And smelled it too, honestly. He and Nadja shared an identical noise wrinkle as Colin Robinson began fart something fierce.

“Come on, fucking guy,” Nandor groaned and Colin Robinson held his stomach and waddled out of the foyer.

“Yeah, this is just too much for me, guys, I gotta take a dump.”

“Colin Robinson!” Nadja roared, and Laszlo finally found the words, trying to move past the stench.

“Nandor what the fuck did you hope to achieve? By not telling him? You could’ve been fucking and rutting and mooning to your hearts’ content, and instead we have this? Handsome bearded Guillermo and all his problems and your emotional constipation about it? And Colin Robinson’s actual constipation?”

It took him a few blinks, a few opening and closings of his mouth, but finally Nandor shrugged.

“He doesn’t love me. So I didn’t want to make it a… A thing.”

“A thing?!”

“Are you shitting me?! Are you fucking stupid?!” He and Nadja spoke at once, and worse yet.

“You think I don’t love you?”

They all whipped around, Guillermo walking in, arms full of groceries of raw meat. 

Laszlo looked to his wife. Nadja looked to him. They both turned as one to Nandor.

Who looked like he was caught fucking a ghost and badly at that. 

Guillermo laughed. “Of course I love you. I’m in love with you, Nandor. I always have been.”

Ah, well that was a nice little turn—of course, with his incredible intellect, he did know that, but still nice to just put all that out in the open.

Nadja smiled at him, pleased, even a little proud, clapping a little applause for their brave Guillermo.

And so, they turned once more, a trio this time, to Nandor, to see what he would say.

In a flash he was gone into smoke. Quite literally, the sneaky bastard turned into fucking smoke and ran away.

“Bugger,” Laszlo grumbled.

[wolpertingerprompts]

WWDITS prompt

Takes place probably pre-season 5, but it's up to you. I imagine Guillermo is lining after Nandor in this.

Guillermo begs a rare night off from working and Nandor begrudgingly allows it since the vampires already have plans anyway. He winds up going to a bar because- why not be cliche and mope around a bar?

He overhears someone sitting at the bar talking to themself. Could be a reader insert, could be someone else.

-

They look at their phone and roll their eyes.

"This fucking guy"

Guillermo can't help but laugh. When the person turns to look at him, he smiles apologetically.

"Sorry, you just sounded like someone I know."

[raspberryseashanty]

WWDITS (2014) Prompt Meme is open!

I 100% forgot to post about this anywhere that isn’t Twitter, so oops but-

I’ve set up a prompt/kink meme challenge for the WWDITS movie over on AO3! Prompt requests can be submitted up until 30th June, with prompt fills/submissions due by 31st July (end date subject to change, will likely be extended).

This link will take you to the challenge profile & FAQ which I advise you read before starting to fill out the prompt form. There’s a few quirks to the prompt challenge format on AO3, and the FAQ explains how to navigate those, as well as the format required when adding the descriptions for your prompts.

There is no obligation to write a fic if you submit a prompt request. For some reason the way to access the prompt form is a button that says “prompt sign-up” but it’s not a sign-up at all-- you can just submit prompts if you want, or you can only write fics if you want. Or you can do both!

This is mentioned in the FAQ as well but I need to stress that like a tradition kink meme, a prompt request can contain any relationships, ratings, warnings, tags, characters and kinks. I’m not here to censor your requests, but I will delete prompts that actively promote transphobia/homophobia/sexism/racism etc. rather than feature them as a theme in a story. This is also not a place for kink-shaming, so please be mindful of how you word your “do not want”s in the descriptions.

Happy prompting!

WWDITS (2014) Prompt Meme Summer ‘23 Challenge link

What We Prompt Meme in the Shadows Twitter account