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i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.
glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."
like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.
and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like
#wicked#wicked 2024#shitpost#my hand slipped oh no#madame morrible#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#gelphie#imagine being her for a second yk#like that scene just before the ballroom scene where elphaba comes to her#asks her to include glinda in their classes#and threatens to QUIT if she doesn't do it right that instant#and you're there like girl wtf???#i thought we hated her why are you up in her ass rn???#do you think she saw whatever sort of horrible homoerotic tension they had going on during loathing#and she was like yk what this is fine i can deal with this im sure this won't lead to anything#and cue elphaba banging on her door at 2am#i would've taken a bottle of aspirin and gone to bed like BYE#can't deal with these damn lesbians again#i just KNOW she was cursing glinda out#also again madame morrible's plan hinged on elphaba being so starved for love and approval she'd do whatever she and the wizard wanted#BUT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SHE GETS LOVE AND VALIDATION FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE#LIKE THIS WAS NOT ACCORDING TO PLAN#WHERE DID THE PINK LESBIAN COME FROM???
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Why did they make the Magic Mirror a Chad


#the mirror’s been mewing#shrek 5#shrek 5 teaser#wtf#character redesign#new art style#shrek#magic mirror#dreamworks#no thanks#chad meme#chad#how do you do fellow kids#why#shrek franchise#image id in alt text#image id included#image description in alt#image described#movies
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i present: natal macabro told through GM noises
#bell.txt#bell.mp4#.mp4#ordem paranormal#natal macabro#cellbit#guys i spent over four hours on this. wtf#this is why i dont do compilations#this is nowhere near everything also i was planning to include sounds from every death and then i decided i didnt care to do that
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Hello, shippers.
Do you want a hella complicated ship?
A ship with so much hate between the parties it's unbearable?
A ship where the characters desire to destroy each other to a fault, but meanwhile they'll go and have way more tension than they should?
I present...
This pair of weirdos.
Because seriously, WHY DOES THIS SCENE HAVE THIS WEIRD TENSION????
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT?????
IT'S BLINDING
FUCK ALREADY, KILL EACH OTHER, DO SOMETHING ALREADY
#Apparently not tho- Considering the Devianart results#Yes they include vore there#shere khan#the jungle book#disney#disney villains#kaa#jungle book shere khan#jungle book kaa#shere khan x kaa#Make this a thing plz#I need it#Someone make fanfics in Ao3 that DON'T include character x Mowgli because yes they exist#and wtf#I want toxic yaoi not cp#swearing in tags#disney ships#Also I realize I also described Batjokes (Batman x Joker)#Guess thah's why I like the idea#tw swearing#disney shere khan#Disney kaa
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*coughs up mic* Hey Gals :DD
A.U where before Telemachus meets Athena he decides “Y’know what? I’m gonna go find dad myself >:((“ and goes sailing off on their own journey to find Odysseus. Aaand somehow, somewhere along the way ends up gaining a only kinda ‘crew’ consisting of:
—a Lotuseater who Telemachus names ‘Gát’ (nickname is jst the Greek word for cat without the last ‘t’)
—a bunch of dumbass Sirens (their all a mix of their more accurate designs AKA bird ppl & the modern Mermaid lol haven’t thought up any name for the 3 of them yet L)
—feral ass sea wanderer of a homeless (Gran)Demigod (former) princess (thinking of naming her either Koinós or Mēdén idk I apologise for my shitty Ancient Greek O.C naming attempts jjhhh I am using google for it 😭)
—another O.C whose a fankid of Notus (God of the South Wind)
—teen pirates (even as they become closer, a small part of Machus’s’ brain would still like to casually yeet them right overboard whenever any snarking & / or little shit questioning happens)
…& Thanatos, Personification of (albeit peaceful) Death,,,,,
damn, that’s one crazy tourist group right there I’ll tell you what,,,
also, in Telemachus’s absence, Penelope kills all the suitors hehe :)
#bullshit to keep me going ♾️✨#shitpost#epic fandom#epic the musical#epic telemachus#epic penelope#greek mythology#greek gods#epic lotus eaters#epic sirens#epic Thanatos#Manifesting him in dw#Idk where I’m going w/ this lol I just wanna give Telemachus some other weird friends apart from Athena#Speaking of her. Athena shows up at Ithaca n sees the aftermath of Penelope’s massacre is like “wtf????????” Is filled in of the situation-#Including the fact that the prince is missing. Comforts Penelope about it n then is like “Chaosdamn it not his son disappearing as well-#-hhhhhh I’ll go find he >:(((((((((“ & ye Athena is like the main force chasing after these fools unbeknownst to (most of) them lol#IDK WHY TELE’ WOULD LEAVE WITHOUT TELLING HIS MUM I JUST WANT DRAMA#LET ME COOK BROS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#Telemachus keeps missing death by a mere inch everywhere he goes so that’s basically why Than’ is there lmaoooooooooo their kinda-#Exasperated by this lil guy’s constant nu uhing to dying but also intrigued :0#epic au#The Horizon to Beyond: Telemachus Journey A.U#epic athena#greek mythology oc#fic ideas#Death & the Dodger duo#crack fic idea
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hey guys is sousuke’s mom like an achoholic or something in this universe
#cause like aidairo doesn’t include useless details sooo I feel like it means SMTH#why is it all caps wtf 😭#anyways actual tags now#jibaku shounen hanako kun#jshk#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun
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as a fan of both a Dragon Age and Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, man I gotta say the past 5 years have been Rough in terms of news about their respective sequels
#wtf do u mean I gotta sit and get radio silence and then find out BOTH projects went through insane#game developments including senior staff layoffs and massive vision changes#why does this keep happening#dragon age#dragon age Veilguard#vampire the masquerade#vampire the masquerade bloodlines#vtmb#vtmb2
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David Tennant and Michael Sheen have been inseparable for the last 7 years. People used to say “they come as a set / do not separate”, or called them Sheenant.
I don’t know why David felt the sudden need to replace Michael with his own wife, but they have become inseparable for the first time since they started dating, almost 17 years ago. Never have they been this close before, and it’s certainly raising some eyebrows
#mine included#also thanks for switching your lover with your wife#to showcase how much Michael actually meant to you in the past. he was in the same position your wife now occupies. ok bro.#insane behaviour right now#imma step away from DT for a while until he got his shit in order again. whatever this PR circus is right now. it’s too much#it’s too obvious. we get u have been married for 14 years & u love her. why do u feel the need to rub it in suddenly#wtf is going on behind the scenes that u have to cause such a ruckus about her.#nobody said anything. nobody questioned anything. this is completely out of the blue and so not DT behaviour#just plain weird#i have things to say
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I guess I do have a type(s)…? [Male Edition]
Like I see patterns but it’s not like all of them have something in common- You now all have grounds to flame me for my shit taste ig- You’re lucky I didn’t put Bill Cipher up there- /hj (I swear my fem edition will be my redemption arc)
#these are in chronological order#didn’t include Ben drowned since creepypasta is community owned kinda#IM GONNA FUCKING CRY WHY IS THE BOWL CUT KINDA A PATTERN 😭😭#the only good taste is Utah 🫶#will respond and answer stuff on the weekend-#Julian to Kakyoin makes sense-#Cassata may be the start of the redhead era ngl#I can kinda see Utah to Rook?#BUT ROLLO WTF#ig whisky is kinda an outlier in looks but his personality is fitting#meowing 🌸
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Is it time again? It must be.
Can't help but wonder 🤔🤨🤥
#atticus finch#iykyk#and if you don't#don't worry about it#but like#if I put myself in a certain person's position#i'd have to ask myself#“is what I'm doing unkind?”#“is it fair to anyone INCLUDING myself?”#“wouldn't it be better for all of us (ESPECIALLY myself) if I tried to move on?”#“don't I owe all of us that kind of honesty after all the harm I caused?”#“have I learned anything about how much harder I made things for people who were already vulnerable in this space?”#“would it serve anyone if I tried to weasel my way back in under false pretenses?”#“isn't it even worse to try to come back and ask them to trust me again after I've undermined their ability to trust in general?”#“what do I think I could possibly have to gain?”#“won't they be extra vigilant?”#“why do I think I can fool them a second time?”#but those are not questions that would organically occur to the kind of person who needs to ask them#and yeah fuck it because I tired of walking on glass#let's bring out the big guns aka this tag:#pccp#and also#pccp wtf#anyway#that's your daily atticus [Finch] post#🕵️♀️
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Kalim is like the kind of girl who will contemplate calling her ex again, to the utter exasperation of the entire friendgroup
#//except even said ex himself will be like ‘girl wtf are you DOING???’ lmaoooo#jamikali#;Presenting Allie’s ✨ Silly Edits ✨#//Do I need to tag for spoilers if it’s a vague ref cjcncn#✮┆ ( .ooc. );#//Eh; that bit is basically the ending of book4 too anyways jdbfb#//Kalim preparing to punch Jami; takes one look at him and is just ‘Wait maybe I do still love him-‘ jdbfb#//Errbody including Jamil himself is just ‘girl WHY are you like this’#//V loose interpretation but jdcndn#//His babygirl can do no wrong#//Well he can; but Kalim has a V high tolerance for Jamil’s clownery as much Jamil has one of Kalim’s jfnfn#//Except Kalim is much happier to be on the recieving end of Jamil’s post OB hdhdb#//They have so many problems; and I love them for it
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i need someone to hold my hand and stop me from yelling at someone on tumblr
#orthodox erasure is crazy. makes me FURIOUS#just bc u don't live around an ortho community doesn't mean they're.. gone? nonexistent? wtf lmao#why talk out of ur ass abt a community u know nothing abt#it's the same thing with yiddish speaking communities although for that i can be more forgiving bc it is a more popular misconception#to think that yiddish is dead or more dying than it is#but to just b like. yeah the orthies are gone & nobody lives like that anymore HELLOO?????#also saying ultra orthodox but then actually including all orthodox ppl in what ur talking abt even modox is crazy#op
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I NEED to talk about the stupid ass names that were given for the Miraculous Paris Special in English. Like ya know I can get behind Claw Noir, and Shadybug's not bad (I like Toxinelle more but that's a whole other thing) but then we have the cheesiest name for good Gabe with cussing Betterfly.
The idea of there being a hero version of Gabriel "The Idiotic Asshole" Agreste is already a living joke but then you tack on freakin Betterfly and I just- I'm sorry I can't even think about that without laughing my ass off, like it's just sooooooo dumb.
I know that the French version is Hesperia which (according to the wiki) is either a type of butterfly or could mean "to trust" but it's DEFINITELY more suitable than Betterfly.
But No Thing it sounds similar to Vesperia AND it sounds like a girl's name!!
Ya, ya, ya, I know. I'm not saying they should've gone with that but practically anything would've been better (hehe) than Betterfly.
Anyway, thanks for reading my miraculous rant and I say farewell to thee my fellow existences!
#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#miraculous paris special#betterfly#english dub#miraculous fandom#mlb fandom#Like 'Betterfly' really?#I know they aren't creative with names but like wow#Also just learned that the main universe is called the Quantic Universe#The more u know#Also also Purple Tigress is mostly magenta and that bothers me#Like Roar isn't even purple#Even the french version is 'pourpre' like wtf#Like it just pulls from her normal hair color#Just saying they should've thought about maybe including more purple if they were gonna have purple in the name#I know Rena Rouge means red fox but I see why they did what they did#Like u can't really add more red without making her match Ladybug and Rena L'orange doesn't flow as well#Real Red Foxes r naturally orange anyway#However#There r not real Purple Tigers that look pink so my previous statement stands#Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#*screeching ensues*#So u made it to the bottom of the rabbit hole that's my tagging eh#Hi :)#and Bye#Old Googly-os kept wanting to change Shadybug to saddlebag for some reason
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we're on season 7 of tng and it's insane that they decided to outright straight bait people for 7 whole seasons, I'd say yay for equality but data and geordi are closer to getting married and getting joint custody of spot at this point than riker and deanna or picard and beverly are to getting together, so
#data decided to marry geordi the moment he had to hold up a 'welcome home cheater' sign when he came back from befriending a borg#I've seen season 1 and 2 of picard so I know Some Things from the future#but wtf is worf doing there#why did they have a whole ep of picard and beverly being like 'I'm not romantically into you' when That's Not What I've Been Looking At#why are they introducing things that I know they'll never pick back up#including relationships#why was I denied the friendship of data and barclay until now#luly rambles
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Asks for any of the Oniyanagi you want to answer these questions for! (I can't think of Nami middle infirmary boy's name but him especially!)
🌾- How does this oc get along with people they just met?
🍀- Around when does this oc get up in the morning?
❄- What is this oc's favorite and least favorite food?
Hi Muffin! Thank you for sending this in hehe I'll be answering this for Hiyori (Sun Guardian & infirmary boy XD) and Shiki (Cloud Guardian)!
I don't get to draw them a lot compared to the trio, so I decided to color my sketch for them being a little bitch to e/o (Shiki started it tho). Colors subject to minor changes like the exact shade lol like Hiyori's hair is supposed to be pink why does it look purple-ish in my other screen what the hell
How does this oc get along with people they just met?
Hiyori: Even before the main story started in Daily Life Arc, he has always been a blunt but polite & hardworking honor student who's well-liked by teachers and fellow students alike. He gets along with people with basic human decency and respect if there's really no reason to be mean to them. But he won't be the one to usually reach out just to socialize.
Fast forward to when he gets dragged by KanaRumi to being involved with all this yakuza business --- If he senses the smallest bit of "not being normal" towards someone he just met, he's definitely judging you. He thinks KanaRumi and their guardians are all freaks, and he's the only normal one lmao (he also started swearing a lot because of them)
Shiki: Shiki has a preference for hanging out with people he looks up to. His criteria are those who he thinks are cool and are extremely talented/skilled at what they do. So the first thing he does when meeting someone is to judge them on whether or not they're someone who fits those criteria 😭😭
If they fit, he's very nice and polite with them. If you're in the upper ranks (yeah...he ranks them...), it would like he's a kid interacting with his favorite superhero ro some shit like that. If they don't fit, good luck because he's going to be very mean to you.
Around when does this oc get up in the morning?
Hiyori: As the most normal person in the Oniyanagi guardians (😭😭😭), he gets up at around 6AM in the morning. He even follows a morning routine before going to school, which includes doing light exercises and going for a short jog, since he really wants to maintain his health. He aspires to be a doctor, so what good would it be if he, himself, is not in good health?
Shiki: If it's a school day, then he tries his best to wake up at around 6-7AM. But the problem is that, he often spends his nights either gaming/streaming or going on missions, so he wakes up later than expected. If it's not on a school day or if his health issues start flaring up, he wakes up at around noon (earliest) or afternoon(latest).
What is this oc's favorite and least favorite food?
Hiyori: His favorite food is...his mom's cooking (🥹💖✨✨✨ Hiyoriiinnn what a good boy ueueueue). His least favorite food are spicy foods, as well as Kurumi and Bianchi's cooking. He thinks they're all health hazards.
Shiki: His favorite food is "any instant food", from instant noodles, convenience store food to canned goods, as long as its tasty enough. Anything that can be prepared on the go, because he thinks he has other better things to do (gaming) than to spend a long time cooking a balanced meal. His least favorite food are the stale and tasteless ones they serve you at the hospital.
#khr#khre#khr oc#oc#oniyanagi#oc ask#yukimura shiki#tenma hiyori#einart#why is one of their few colored arts is them being mean to e/o damn good thing i didnt include minato 😭#dw guys this is normal in oniyanagi family 👍✨ kanarumi has everything under control (hopefully)#hiyori is the smallest in oniyanagi 10th gen with a height of 152cm lmao#yuirumi (sometimes kana) breaks into his house to have a sleepover in there against hiyori's will#hiyori's parents cry tears of joy because they think he finally has close friends to have sleep over with#he keeps telling them they're yakuza but they think he's joking#on the other hand shiki acts all high & mighty but he's pathetic#wait where's the sketch i had of him again#i need to find that#shit if im gonna yap this much i shouldve just made a separate wtf
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I finally made one let’s go
#yay. this took me all day guys be proud#project sekai#ichika hoshino#saki tenma#honami mochizuki#shiho hinomori#minori hanasato#haruka kiritani#airi momoi#shizuku hinomori#kohane azusawa#an shiraishi#akito shinonome#toya aoyagi#tsukasa tenma#emu otori#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#kanade yoisaki#mafuyu asahina#ena shinonome#mizuki akiyama#hatsune miku#kagamine len#megurine luka#meiko#kaito#no rin in the video. wtf Lynne why did you not include your favorite vocaloid#Youtube
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