#wtf those poor sharks though

[fanofshitorwhatever]

They must have nibbled kendall while he was water motifing :(

[brummiereader]

🤣 ! I have you questioning your very existence after this full on chapter! Aw Shark, thank you so much for this wonderful reblog hun ❤️.

Nothing good happened, and I literally squealed that you have pretty much got the grasp of the whole entire story already 😍. You are spot on with your prediction! He's an absolute nightmare in this story, so be prepared for some creepiness because once again I'm not going to go easy on poor Y/N 😬.

😂! Oh god Shark, it hurts so much doesn't it! My mum actually did brake her toe by stubbing it once in the middle of the night. She was so tired that she actually went back to sleep and didn't deal with it until the morning...wtf 😳. Most capital people are lovely but you do get those that act like these two idiots, thinking that everyone else is from the countryside 🙄. They're so irritating aren't they? Even though Tommy is just as bad I'm relieved he dealt with them quickly, although now Y/N is alone with the mad man himself I'm not sure it's any better!

Aw thank you hun! The Ouija board scene was the hardest for me to write, so I'm happy you enjoyed it as i felt i rushed through it so quickly. He stalked her in both this life and her previous life...the man just doesn't give up!

Thank you Shark, that little description of Y/N's fear took me at least ten minutes to write and figure out in my head (poetic writing doesn't come naturally to me 😂), so I really appreciate that you mentioned it! 😂, those black gloves are your kryptonite 👌!

There isn't actually any time travel in this series, well not really, not in the classic way. I didn't know what to put it under so i put manipulation of time 😂. I've done the most crappiest ambiguous summary for this series ever 🤦🏼‍♀️. Y/N from 1923 will see some "things", that will tie in the time travel aspect to this story but its very minimal and only mentioned briefly every now and then until the very end. I'm so excited I've captured your attention with this dark tale hun! Thank you so SO much for this amazing reblog! I get so excited when I see your notifications pop up, it honestly makes my day ❤️😘.

MASTERLIST

Don't Fear The Reaper (Dark!Tommy/ Part One)

Summary: After what was supposed to be a chilled night in with a friend you end up playing a game that unintentionally summons back the dark presence that had haunted you most of your early adulthood. With no way of avoiding the inevitable reunion you are forced to face the otherworldly being and the unfinished business he is set on fulfilling. That unfinished business, you.

Warnings: Language, angst, supernatural themes, dark romance, mentions of blood, stalking, murder, obsessive behaviour, controlling behaviour, dark!tommy (This is a dark series with heavy potentially triggering undertones, please read the warnings before continuing)

Authors note: This series is inspired by the song "Don't Fear The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult, one of my all time favourite tracks.

November 1923...

" Today we gather in sorrow. In remembrance, as we lay Y/N Y/L/N to rest. A beloved granddaughter..." the Reverend said as he glanced up from his sermon to your grandfather, his eyes filled with unspent tears, a man of his time desperately trying to conceal the grief he felt at the vicious loss of his only remaining family member as he clutched his fingers around the single red rose in his weathered hands, scared and calloused from the years of manual labour he had endured. "a friend..." he continued as he looked at the many people gathered around the freshly dug grave, heads cast down, tears staining their reddened cheeks nipped by the cool November air of winter slowly approaching. "...and a blossoming love cruelly snatched away before it's time" he finished as he looked up across the casket to a man dressed all in black, his face concealed by the dark shadow cast by his peak cap, his eyes fixed on the muddied grass below him as a gust of bitter wind blew a scattering of dried leaves past his boots tumbling into the six-foot deep hole before him. His name, Thomas Shelby, the infamous keeper of Birmingham. " Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done..." the priest prayed, raising his hands as all those present began to recite the Lord's prayer in unison whilst Tommy pulled his gold pocket watch out, his brows knitting together at the lengthy time the service had already dragged out. He had things to do...places to be. "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from, evil" the priest finished casting his gaze down in a moment of silence as Tommy's eyes darted up, met with the glaring stare of his Aunt as she held onto the black Madonna around her neck. Her tear streaked face was visibly shaken from the anger rapidly coursing through her as her nephew dismissively turned his attention above to a hoard of black crows leaving their nest in a nearby tree, the ear-piercing caw of death parting in search of another poor soul of Small Heath to take to the underworld resonating through the gloomy cemetery. " We therefore commit this body to the ground, earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust..." the priest hummed as he walked around the grave to the man whose path had fatefully collided with your own. Presenting him with a small ceramic pot Tommy lifted a handful of dirt from within the jar, tossing it into the grave as he bent down on one knee, rubbing the remaining soil that had scattered on the grass between his gloved fingers.

" Let's give 'em a show ey?" Tommy whispered as he stood up wiping his forefinger across the bottom of his lower lash as he locked eyes with his cousin. His jaw tightening his teeth clenched, Michael was one breath away from doing something he would undoubtedly regret as Tommy, who was amused with the whole situation, sent him a playful wink, his cousin's angry demeanour clearly not enough to stop him from riling him further up.

" Tommy..." Ada sobbed as she clutched onto her brother's arm wiping her tears away at the tragic event that had brought this day about as every attendee proceeded to bid their final farewell whilst the coffin was slowly lowered into the ground.

" What even was the point?" Ada sniffed as she walked beside Tommy down the gravelled path. "An empty casket Tommy..." She said stopping her brother as she looked back to the workmen shovelling heaps of muddied dirt back into the grave. The finest casket made in Birmingham, Tommy made sure of it. But weightless, empty, a disgrace in Ada's eyes that her beloved friends body had not been found, the only thing left in its expected place a small pool of blood and a dishevelled flat.

" To say goodbye Ada" he said as he rubbed a cigarette across his lips squinting into the distance as he watched the numerous mourners part from the cemetery, the same cemetery he seemed to frequent more than any other place in his lifetime.

" Shit. I'm sorry" she said turning back to face her brother and the solemn expression he had conjured up settling on his face. "How are you?" she sighed, concerned with her brother's wellbeing and his persistent stoic demeanour he refused to let falter, even in times such as these.

"As expected" he said flatly as he blew a cloud of smoke to the greying sky, rubbing his brow with his thumb.

" You can talk to me Tommy. I know you hadn't been together for long, but..." she said crossing her arms as she bit her bottom lip trying to hold back the tears welling in her eyes. "...you loved her and she loved you, any fool could've seen that" she finished as she looked down at the ground, a tear slipping over her cheek as she dug the end of her shoe into the grass whilst Tommy observed his sisters turmoil in the corner of his eye, something be had yet been able to muster up himself. " Fuck, who invited him?" she spat looking to Michael as he got into one of the many Bentleys lined up at the bottom of the path.

" Polly" Tommy replied taking one last puff of his cigarette before throwing it onto the gravelled path beneath him, stubbing it out with the flat of his boot.

" Well he has no right" Ada said glaring at her cousin as she took a step closer to her brother. "Y/N was scared of him Tommy. She didn't want to worry you but..." Ada sighed as she watched Polly follow her son into the motor vehicle that could undoubtedly feed the whole of Small Heath for the next five years. "She'd convinced herself it was him following her. And she's not alone, me and the girls from the office think it was him too. You need to do something Tommy" Ada added in a hushed voice, despaired that justice hadn't yet been delivered on behalf of her dear friend.

" And I am, alright?" Tommy replied his brows raised in irritation, his sisters relentless questions regarding your presumed untimely demise starting to get on his last nerve, the beloved boyfriend a far cry from the grieving one he had been trying to portray.

" Wait, where are you going?" Ada asked as her brother turned to leave for his car.

" Away" he replied shortly as his sister stepped in front of him, her brows creasing at the sudden patch of blood staining the collar of his freshly laundered white shirt, snagged by the sharp movement of Tommy's head snapping back to her.

" Jesus Tommy, what the fuck happened to you?" she said as she pulled his collar further down, a large cut that had all but been concealed for the entirety of the service suddenly making itself known.

"Must've nicked myself shaving" Tommy said dismissively as he pulled his shirt back up, hissing at the sharp friction of the cloth grazing against the bloodied wound on his neck.

" Nicked? Was you wrangling a wild animal whilst you was shaving?" She scoffed as she folded her arms eyeing up the crimson stain for a second time, the cut resembling more the grooves of human fingernails scratched into flesh than any injury made by the act of male grooming. " Tommy, what...what about the wake?" Ada called out to her brother as he ignored any further remarks on the suspicious gash to his neck making his way down the path.

" I need time to think, alone Ada. In peace" he called back whist she watched from afar, an exasperated huff leaving her throat before grief overcame her once more and she headed back up to the grave to say her final goodbye in private.

"Fill her up lads, to the top" he said handing a bundle of King George notes to two more gravediggers in passing on the gritted walkway, his black coat blowing open as a gust of wind cut through the cemetery creaking the leafless branches of a weeping ash tree nearby. Lighting a cigarette Tommy looked up to the top of the graveyard, eyeing up the spot he had chosen for your supposed resting place as a devilish smirk formed on his lips, hidden to those nearby by the cloud of smoke pummelling into the crisp autumn air. Devilish indeed, manipulative, a wicked lie fabricated for those that would never come to learn the truth of what really happened on that fateful night, all but two of course.

Pulling at your restraints you cried out as your wrists scraped along the ropes, the sharp burn of the twine searing your skin as the all too familiar sound of a car driving along the muddied grass haltered your attempts to call for aid. Cowering yourself into the corner of the small vardo you brought your knees up to your chest as the door opened and the sweet smell of tobacco filled the the room.

" Tut, tut" you heard him say as he grabbed your wrists inspecting your pathetic attempts to escape.

The man you had determined to have been following you, stalking you, now inches from you, his breath hot against your cheek as he leant forward gently untying the cloth from around your eyes as he slowly pulled it away. He had fooled you into loving him, convinced you he had kept you from harms way, and he was back again to convince you once more into understanding why he did what he had so selflessly did. Albeit with a wicked grin mischievously playing on the corner of his mouth.

"Tommy..."

" Hello darling"

November 2023...

"Fuck, shit...fuck!" You yelled as you pulled your hand from within the file of papers you had decided to spring-clean, a rather late spring-clean of eight months that was. " Fuck..." You resorted one last time just for the thrills of dramatising the injury you had acquired in your attempts to be an orderly person. Said injury, a bloody paper cut. One that seemed to have amassed it's very own heartbeat in the space of a few seconds. Painful, but not the worst injury you had brought upon yourself. The great stubbing of ones toe in the summer of 2022 when you decided on rearranging your whole flat during a existential crisis had yet to be topped. Avoiding the scattering of crap that now adorned your bedroom floor you headed for the bathroom to wrap your bleeding finger in whatever was available. Toilet paper should do the trick you thought to yourself as you grabbed a roll of Andrex Supreme Quilts from your bathroom cupboard, only the finest for your ass. What on earth made you think this was a good idea? You thought to yourself as you looked around your home that had started to ressemble an episode of hoarders when a small box peaking out under a stack of folders caught your eye, its recognisable pattern embellishing the sides of the cardboard making your heart skip a beat. " What the..." You said aloud as a heavy feeling of dread and confusion settled in the pit of your stomach, your eyes wide at seeing the one item that had all but destroyed any attempts you had made to have a normal life. The same item you thought you had thrown out along with all the memories of the years you had spent trying to understand why they chose you, why it was you their voices never left your thoughts in peace. Is that how it all started? Your ability, or as your referred to it, curse. A stupid board game, that had single handedly cast you out from not only your childhood friends but your own family. The same family aside from your beloved granddad that had dragged you to every psychiatrist in the county, every priest, every professional that had prescribed you not with help or sympathy but the label of burden, attention seeker. But a child's imaginary friends were not so imaginary. They would seek you out, knowing you were their connection to the living world for years up until your early adult when another deathly presence appeared, one that stayed in the shadows, always watching from afar. He was not like the others, he stayed back, his gaze always hidden by the shadow his peak cap would cast on his face. And unlike the others he scared you, really fucking scared you. Picking the box up you marched into your kitchen throwing it on the table as you reached into a cupboard for a bin bag. You had been rid of him for years and you would be rid of this game too. After all, it was because of him you shut your eyes from the unliving, ignored their whisperings, determined to live a normal life as normally as you could. That was your plan until the doorbell obnoxiously rang five times in a row and your friends voice reverberated through the corridors of your flat building.

" Open up whore, I brought booze! " she giggled loudly as you heard her stumble forward. Bloody hell, was she already drunk?

" Helena.." you smiled as you opened the door to her standing with a bottle of Smirnoff Ice in her hand, hell-bent on recreating her teen years taking shots from the bottle cap. Oh great, she brought friends, you thought to yourself as you rolled your eyes at the two smartly dressed men behind her.

" You are a klutz babe" she lovingly remarked looking down at your makeshift bandage tightly wrapped around your finger with a kiss to your cheek. " Barneby and Hugh" she introduced you to the two men that had already made themselves at home, currently sprayed across your sofa as the nauseating smell of their aftershave they had doused themselves in filled the room. You would never comment on the name anyone had been bestowed upon by their dear parents but, my god...had they just walked off the polo pitch? Londoners no doubt, private upper schooling you thought to yourself, your suspicions only confirmed when the tall blonde Hugh stood up from your sofa with his hand out for you to shake his accent quickly making itself known.

" Hugh. We work for Goldman Sachs in London, took a detour to take in the local..." he cleared his throat as he looked back at his friend with a smirk. Idiot. What an opening line, was he about to present you with his business card? "...sights of Birmingham on our way up north when one of our associates introduced us to the lovely Helena" he said sitting down on the arm of your sofa as he eyes roamed over your body. Detour... What did he think Small Heath was? The local petting zoo to gawk at, the same way he was gawking at you? Yes there was your average oddball here and there and the man that walked around town shoeless, regardless as to whether it was pissing it down or scorching hot outside. But it was your town, and you wouldn't have any jumped up city boy put it down.

" Hmm, how is the big smoke?" you quipped back as the perfectly groomed man with a suspiciously tinted beard grin widened.

" She's feisty Hughey, just how you like them" his friend laughed as his grin settled into a cocky smirk. Hughey...give me strength.

" Helena, I thought we was just gonna watch a movie get some takeou.."

" What the heck! No no, you're not throwing that out!" She screeched as she bolted up from the armchair to the Ouija board you had intended to throw away. She was unusually chaotic than her normal bubbly self. The Smirnoff had clearly already been tasted, enjoyed and partly consumed, you thought to yourself as you eyed up the bottle missing a good chunk of it's contents. " I've always wanted to have a go with one of these. Why didn't you say you had this naughty game in your possession?" she asked clutching it to her chest.

" I prefer strip poker but this could be a laugh " the other Londoner remarked with a chuckle as he stood up taking the box from your friend. Could you will your curse to him, you thought to yourself as your eyes narrowed in on the game in his hand. They were getting increasingly annoying. Could they just, fuck off?

" How about it Y/N?" Your friend smiled with joy at the idea of exploring the supernatural side of life.

" I, I don't think it's a good idea" you said as you snatched the box away from the man who had started rootling through it, feeling overly protective over something you intended to discard of, a sudden longing to be comforted by your childhood companions, your only companions. Would they come back if you let them? Or had too much time passed since you had shut your eyes to the spirit world, since you had pushed them out of your life?

" Don't be a spoil sport Y/N" the blonde said prying the board from your bear like grip as you began to feel as if someone was taking a part of what made you uniquely you away from your whole being.

" We can't do it here, it's not the right setting" your friend said looking around your place wanting a full immersion into whatever overly exaggerated scene she wanted to recreate from one of the many movies or shows she had watched " Ooh let's go to that passing by the riverside. You know, the one from all the story's about the dark mysterious figure that resides down there as smoke blows from the old wagons chimney" she said grinning from ear to ear recounting the story every resident of Small Heath had heard since childhood.

" Helena, that's private property" you said as she began to drag you with her to the front door, grabbing your jacket on the way out as she linked arms with you.

" It's just a bit of fun, please? " she pleaded as she waited for a response. A bit of fun, you could list a whole page of other activities that sounded funnier. The first being getting take out and drinking yourself to sleep, the original plan for tonight. Could you risk delving back into the otherworldly land you had cut off? Had your ability vanished for good? What if they reappeared, what if he appeared the one you had been painstakingly avoiding for near a decade. It had been so long, surely he was gone, right?

"Fine" your reluctant response slipped out not wanting to be the that person as you headed out the door when just like any generic horror movie your friend was desperately trying to duplicate an uneasy feeling settled in your stomach. You had become the very character you would scream at your TV screen, violently throwing popcorn in its direction to not be a cliche and go into the creepy woods with a Ouija board, one slightly pissed friend and two idiot tag alongs. But yet here you was, about to ignore every fiber of your being telling your to turn back.

" Hello Mr magpie how's your wife and kids" you whispered quietly to yourself watching the black and white bird perched on a large log that had undoubtedly fallen during the storm that had come through last week as you clutched the finest jacket your friend could have possibly picked out for you around your body. Fashion over functionality, that was Helena's Moto you thought to yourself feeling your fingers go numb from the cool air of the bitter autumn night. One for joy, two for a boy, how many was it for death...no fuck, that wasn't it. You mentally hummed to yourself as you looked around for a second magpie having forgotten the silly superstition your grandad had always recited to you in the presence of the blue tailed bird.

" Can warm you up if you like?" Hugh laughed putting his arm around you which you automatically shrugged off. " You're as frigid as this weather" he joked as you stormed ahead of you with an irritated huff catching up with your friend who was a few feet ahead of you as your eyes darted around the open area surrounded by numerous large oak trees, the soft sound of the riverbank gently colliding with the muddied ground pricking your ears. As peaceful as it looked in the silver moonlight casting array of shadows onto the dewy grass you didn't want to be here, something felt...off. You was sure you had never once entered this area In your whole existence but yet, something felt eerily similar about it. What you wouldn't do to be in front of the comforting fire of your late granddads home, watching him nod off in front of the TV with a bowl of striped humbugs in his lap, his dentures floating in a glass beside him...not the most poetic image you could've conjured up as your anxiety started to make itself presence, but it was home, and it was where your heart was. Your thoughts had become so tangled, since he passed, uncomfortably intrusive. You felt lonely, so lonely in a world surrounded by people that life had become one long draining experience day in day out, you was desperate for relief from the crushing weight of the cards you had been dealt in life.

"Ooh perfect" your friend said snapping you out of your thoughts as she walked up to an old wooden picnic table in the middle of the passing, the worn emerald green vardo that had fallen apart like the rest of the upkeep of the area feet from you, silently stuck in times from before. " Right come on then, tell us how it works"

" Guys I don't think this is a good..." You started to say when Brian, Barney, Barneby whatever his name was rudely interrupted you.

"You know what I think sweetie, I think you're scared" he laughed as he went to sit down, his nose turning up at the rotten wood he was about to place his Tom Ford three-piece suit that's trousers looked two sizes too small. If he was trying to accentuate what he was packing he needn't bother.

" You can sit next to me if you like" Hugh winked as you purposely made a point to sit across from him, covering your exposed cleavage with your jacket from his pervy leering eyes. The quicker you got this over with this the quicker you could distance yourself from these two imbeciles, you thought to yourself as you pulled the box In front of you, your hands tracing over the pieces of your childhood. The game in itself was pretty simple you each placed two fingers on the triangular shaped piece of wood and proceeded to ask questions. That was it, what happened after was open for debate.

"We call upon the spirit world and welcome those into the circle who wish to speak with us" you said aloud, your mouth suddenly going dry at the passage you never thought you'd hear leave your lips as the tall blonde seated in front of you scoffed at the words you could only image he thought were nothing more than absurd ramblings of wishful thinking.

" It's not doing anything" your friend remarked, now fully submerged in the game she wholeheartedly believed was more than something teens would play in abandoned buildings late at night, desperate for her own supernatural experience.

" It can take some tim..." You started to say as the planchette started moving, both idiots opposite you nudging eachother under the table as your friends eyes stayed fixed on the moving piece of wood, your own attention startled by the arrival of a dozen people slowly approaching through the wooded area, their deafening whispers muffling out your friends voice. Your eyes darted between Helena and the two men she had brought along with her, willing them to see what you could see as the small crowd of people closed in surrounding the table as they called out the names of their family. Mother's, sister, brothers, fathers, grandparents, begging you to pass message after message onward to their loved ones. "Stop..please..." you said quietly, closing your eyes as you pressed your hand to your forehead. There was too many of them, it was happening too fast. You wanted it to stop to just stop, just fucking stop...

" Enough!" A loud deep voice boomed through the crisp night air as the dead retreated back and the form of a man leaning against a tree dressed all in black came into your view, a cloud of smoke pummeling above his head, his eyes cast down at the ground as he rolled his cigarette between his fingers. It was him, he was back. " Leave" he commanded to the others as he slowly strode towards you.

They couldn't see him, why couldn't they see him? He was standing right there, right fucking next to you. You thought to yourself as your chest heaved up and down from the sheer panic rapidly coursing through you, your breaths coming in ragged shallow ripples as his black tailored coat grazed along your arm sending a burning shiver down your spine. A dumb game, a stupid dumb game. Why did you agree to this? You had unknowingly invited him back, summoned him after all the years you had painstakingly tried to keep his presence at bay, you panicked as you looked in the corner of your eye to see him rubbing his thumb over his forefinger, enticing you to look up, taunting you to meet the piercing glare you was certain you'd be met with if you dared to look his way. But yet you stayed motionless, frozen as your eyes slowly settled on your hand resting over the intricately detailed planchette as your friend beside you giggled at its erratic movements on the board below it, which either one or both of the idiots she had brought along with her were undoubtedly doing.

" Alright I've had enough, which one of you wankers is moving it?" Your friend Helena demanded to know as you looked across to the prick that had been hounding you since the moment he laid eyes on you, a faint smirk playing on the corner of his mouth when a leather gloved hand crept across the table placing itself over yours, slowly lacing it's fingers between your own. Your whole body trembling, you desperately tried to pull your hand away when the sinister figure standing beside you grip tightened, keeping your from escaping his inevitable presence as the wooden triangle started to move.

" Y/N…" Your friend said looking to you as the planchette stopped, your name having been spelt letter by letter in a gentle dance of toing and froing that swept across the board until all those present eyes widened not only in fear but confusion. If they weren't moving it, who was? Releasing his hand from yours he reached up, brushing away a lone tear resting on the top of your reddened cheek that had settled in the midst of the spine-chilling ordeal. "Babe, what's wrong?" your friend asked, your frightened, shaken demeanor concerning her enough to pull her hand from the game as she placed her arm around your shoulders in attempts to comfort you when you felt the very figure you had been evading for near a decade rest his thumb gently on the end of your chin, the sound of his leather gloves creasing sending a nauseating chill throughout your body as he turned your head to face him. And there he was. The man, the presence you thought you'd never see again, his face masked by the shadow of his peaked cap now visible to your eye, his ghostly pale skin brightened by his piercing blue eyes boring Into you as a smile formed on the edge of his lips…

" Hello darling. I've been waiting for you" he said as your bottom lip began to wobble, a cascade of tears now streaming down your cheeks wetting the leather gloved thumb still resting on your chin as he tenderly gazed into your eyes. " Shhh" he hushed your frightened sobs as his hand moved to your cheek cupping his fingers gently around the side of your neck.

" What's with her?" the man opposite your friend said as your gaze stayed fixed on the presence before you, watching the irritation build on his face at the the tender moment he had played through his mind countless times spoiled by he annoying chattering of the man accompanying you.

" You're shaking gorgeous. Offers still there hm? Can warm you up in that broken down gypsy thing" Hugh snickered along with his friend as Helena glared at him, an array of insults leaving her lips. " We'd be better off naked though, we'll warm up quicker that way" he laughed obnoxiously when the presence before you head snapped in his direction, the blue hue of eyes quickly replaced by a sinister black as he threw the table over in front of you in one quick deliberate motion. With his hand clenched into a fist he turned to the man who had not only embarrassed you but insulted you shamelessly In front of everyone with the suggestion you were as crude as him, landing a brutally violent single punch to his face.

" What...what the fuck! What was that?" His friend stuttered leaping from the bench as he looked down at his dazed friend, blood dripping from an open gash on his bottom lip as Helena screamed in horror at what had just happened, her brain simultaneously trying to compute how it had happened. " We're getting the hell out of here" he said lifting his friend from the ground that was holding his lip together as the being beside you rested his hand firmly on your shoulder, squeezing his fingers into your flesh in a clear message to not dare move.

" Babe...Y/N we gotta go" your friend cried trying to pull you from the bench as you stayed seated and the dark presence grip on you tightened.

" Leave Helena " you cried not wishing harm to come to anyone else. He wanted you, he had haunted you for all those years. Your friend and the two men accompanying you were a mere inconvenience. And after what had just transpired, you feared what he could and would do next.

" What! No come on..!" She pleaded shaking you from what she thought was a state of shock when the man she had invited let go of his bloodied friend and started pulling her away from you. " Y/N!" she cried, the distant sound of her fighting with him as he dragged her out of the gated area slowly disappearing as you was ultimately left in silence, alone, with him.

" Please...let me go" you wept as you turned your head to face him.

" Let you go? I've only just got you back sweetheart" he said as he released his hand from your shoulder, his fingers now brushing through the locks of hair framing your face. " You invited me back love, and that was one invitation I could not refuse" he said as you stood up taking a step back when he reached out and grabbed your wrist." Now now Y/N, we have unfinished business" he said pulling you back to him, his pale ivory face inches from you, lips drained of blood tauntingly close.

" I came in peace, with no intentions to offend. I say goodbye and bid you farewell" you recited the words you had learnt by heart after any encounter you once had speaking with those from the other realm.

" Oh sweetheart, now who taught you that little rhyme eh? I'm afraid it doesn't work like that love" he chuckled cocking a brow at the idea that your silly little riddle would cause him to simply vanish before you. " My girl" he said as his thumb dragged down to the corner of your mouth, tracing the curve of your trembling lips, staring at you like a lover would gaze at their partner.

"I, I don't know you, I'm not who you're looking for" you sobbed as you looked down at your hands, clutching them together from the drop in temperature his presence demanded.

" Oh but you do know me darling. You know me very well" he said as his lips parted and his eyes drifted down to the soft flesh of your neck, down to the curves your blouse beneath your jacket hugged your body. " I've waited a century for this very moment, for us to finally be reunited. And believe me sweetheart, my patience is starting to wear thin, very thin" Is that what this was...He thought you were his dead lover, a reincarnation of her that he had been waiting a hundred years for, an anomaly where everything that makes something uniquely individual to them, their genes their likes their dislikes repeating itself into a second copy days, years, thousands of decades later, you thought to yourself as your eyes widened at the realisation of what he had been waiting for, what he had been watching you for as you turned to make a swift exit.

" I can't let you leave Y/N" he said as the large metal gate to the opening slammed shut making you abruptly stop in your tracks.

" I want to go home. I'm not her, I don't belong here..." You cried in a panic, turning back to face him as he strode forward to you his with his hand out, calmly waiting for you to take it.

" Then let me show you" he replied intertwining his fingers with yours as he gently cupped your cheek with his other hand, the welcoming chill from his leather gloved hand soothing the heat radiating from your reddened tear stained cheek. "Let me show you who you were, who you were in 1923..."

Tag list: @mysticalbouquetwolf-posts @prettywhenicry4 @smayhem

[thehollowwriter]

finn clearcove is such a cool name!! wld love to hear more abt him! :] 💛

@ssoleilll @narsissy101 Thank you! I'm very happy to let you know more about him! I know this isn't technically a request but I'm gonna make ton facts n stuff in my usual headcanons format. Enjoy my info dump lmao. I only came up with him last night, though, so bear with me. @adarkenedforest helped me with this version of Finn

▪ Finn Clearcove: Octavinelle Second Year.

▪Looks the same as Octa A, just wity turquise streaks in his hair + aquamarine irises

▪ He grew up in the Coral Sea. His father is... whatever the mermaid equivalent to a butcher is.

▪ Finn is a cookiecutter shark. They are known for their incredibly sharp and dangerous teeth, however this trait did not carry over to his human form.

▪ Cookiecutter sharks get their name from their bitemarks. They leave perfectly round holes in whatever they decide to make a snack.

▪ Naturally, Finn can do the same, and this somehow carries over into other things. He's low-key famous for his ability to cut or draw freakily perfect circles.

▪ Cookiecutter sharks are- well- sharks and parasites. I thought it'd be interesting to give Finn an ironic personality.

▪ Finn is a shy but sweet guy who kinda just goes with his own flow. He's happy to let others take charge, but can strike out on his own when he wants. He's not as shy as Idia, but he still has a bit of a stutter and is not very keen on extreme crowds.

▪ That aside, Finn is a hard worker and actually pretty good at handling customers when he's not dreading the idea of talking to people. He's very good at serving customers since he worked as a waiter once or twice beforehand.

▪ Of course, one does not get into Octavinelle without having the dorm traits.

▪Finn is very sneaky when he wants to be, and a lot of people don't think much of him due to how forgettable he seems. So they are doomed to fall into his trap.

▪ Many people also don't think much of what they tell the forgettable bartender.

▪ Finn really does not mind being seen this way. It lessens his need to interact and also let's him relish in the looks on some student's faces when they see they've been tricked.

▪ As for his mer form, Finn isn't very flashy. His scales are the same seaweed green as his hair, and while his turquoise eyes are quite a sight, the slit pupils throw people off, along with his teeth.

▪ The shape of his fins and tail don't really stand out either, but it let's him camouflage inside the seaweed so he's not complaining.

▪ Finn is also really small in both human and mer form. Cookiecutter sharks aren't big at all, but that doesn't ever stop those teeth.

▪ Oh.

▪ You probably want to know his relationship with Jade at the moment.

▪ Well to put it simply Finn is terrified of Jade Leech.

▪ He is positive that Jade is planning his murder because his eyes follow him everywhere and he seemed to always be watching.

▪ Turns out, Jade caught the love bug and his people watching habit got worse with Finn, in turn making Finn convinced he's gonna get eaten.

▪ It's basically:

▪ Finn: He wants to eat me, he's gonna murder me- Jade: I want to kiss him ;-;.

▪ So yeah that's gonna go on in circles for a while.

▪ Poor Finn is wondering wtf is wrong with himself because he appears to have a crush on his would-be murderer.

▪ Ah, they'll sort it out eventually.

▪ So here we go, that's Finn Clearcove! Octavinelle's resident cookiecutter shark.

▪ I'll gladly do some requests with him if you want!

▪ I hope you enjoyed!

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 292: You Say Jeans

Previously on BnHA: Horikoshi was all “well anyway here’s that Touya reveal I foreshadowed like a million years ago, viva la 2020.” Dabi was all “hello world, I’ve killed 30 people and today I’m going to explain to you all why” before he proceeded to explain ABSOLUTELY NOTHING but everyone was so distracted by his tale of child abuse and hero conspiracies that they didn’t much seem to notice. Can’t Ya See-Kun’s Shark Friend was all “IS THIS THE END OF HERO SOCIETY AS WE KNOW IT”, and Horikoshi was all “STAY TUNED”, and then Dabi set himself on fire and leaped off of Machia’s back like the chaotic evil, I-just-bleached-all-my-brain-cells weird little fire man he is, ready to burn everyone to crispy bits before they could even react properly to his whole big revenge speech. Fortunately he did not succeed on account of THE RETURN OF THE JING, THE JOAT, BEST FUCKING JEANIST, back from the dead by popular demand in what critics are calling “the best fucking comeback since Jesus himself.”

Today on BnHA: Best Jeanist snatches up Machia and the rest of the League with his fiber steel cables before you can say “more like BEAST JEANIST amirite.” Dabi gets all worked up and lights Hadou on fire which is a real JERK MOVE, and is all “THIS RIGHT HERE IS ALSO ENDEAVOR’S FAULT”, which, NOT SUPER CONVINCED ON THAT, BUT OKAY. Anyway so then he burns up all the cables holding him which is crazeballs btw, and then he and Shouto start fighting, and so basically the whole thing is a literal hot mess and we’ll see how that goes. Meanwhile Tomura wakes up and summons some Noumus, and poor Jeanist has to deal with those on top of the still-attempting-to-rampage Gigantomachia, and everyone else is all “we can’t help you on account of we’re all half dead”, and so it’s looking really bad. And then -- and I can’t stress enough how much I don’t even have the faintest idea how to segue into this next part -- the chapter ends with Mirio!?! just sort of POPPING UP OUT OF THE GROUND all, “SURPRISE, BITCH”, and it literally was so surprising that I am still just kind of speechless. WELL-PLAYED, I GUESS, lol wtf.

lol okay so the first page in the RHA scan is just the “three musketeers” movie promo image that we all already saw a few days ago. but it does confirm that (a) it is indeed a movie, and (b) that it’s set for a summer 2021 release! how exciting

okay so now back to our special Dabi edition of Making a Murderer

“ray of hope” oh hell yes. SAVE US MR. JEANIST

I guess he had a TV in his private hero jet or something?

gotta say, “dammit Dabi” does not even remotely sound like Authentic Best Jeanist Dialogue to me though. gonna need Caleb to see to this. well but what do you guys think? does Best Jeanist curse?? I personally feel like he’s one of those guys who NEVER EVER swears no matter what, except under the most hilariously trifling circumstances. like he’s eating an avocado one day and he accidentally stains the cuffs of his beloved jostume green and he’s all “FUCK”

btw how fucking rich is Best Jeanist though that he has his own fucking plane? the thought just suddenly occurred to me, you know? like even Endeavor, whose agency has its own on-site luxury apartment suites for all of his interns, still drives around in a dinky little car that Bakugou has declared to be too small. which, I guess we know why he felt that way now, seeing as the guy he previously interned with apparently gets around in Jeans Force One

anyway so back to the part where Jeanist shows up to save the day!! YEAH JEANIST WOOOOO

ILU JEANIST YOU REALLY ARE THE BEST!! HUGS AND KISSES!!!

lmao we just saw Gigantomachia take out like a hundred guys not ten chapters ago. and Best Jeanist shows up and takes him down in like two seconds. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES LEAGUE OF VILLAINS. BET YOU’RE WISHING YOU’D TAKEN HIS QUIRK NOW, AFO. GET FUCKED YOU OLD SPUD

KACCHAN IS SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM AWW

SIDE NOTE, IIDA, YOU AND I ARE GONNA HAVE WORDS LATER ABOUT YOU ACTUALLY AGREEING TO PUT HIM BACK DOWN. YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS CHILD IS STILL DRIPPING BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM HIS MULTIPLE STAB WOUNDS, RIGHT? WAY TO ASSERT YOUR AUTHORITY THERE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CLASS PRESIDENT NOT THE CLASS CLOWN, COME ON NOW

LMAO DABI IS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO DO THE PLOT MATH

SHOULDA CHECKED MORE CLOSELY MY GOOD MARK. LOOKS LIKE YOU MISSED THE “MADE IN CHINA” STICKER ON THE BOTTOM. YOU HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED. OR ACTUALLY, I GUESS THE MORE ACCURATE WORD HERE IS JAMBOOZLED, AHAHAHAHA. JEANS

HOLY SHIT DABI

I legit almost thought that was Tomura for a second. you two look so alike now with the white hair and the crazy eyes

meanwhile, Shouto is still crying and it’s a lot to take, you guys. lotta feels

ffff come on Jeanist you better do something awesome again here, the mood of the chapter is starting to slip now

YES, GOOD, THAT’LL WORK

WELL YOU TELL ME, SPINNER. I GUESS THAT MEANS BEST JEANIST IS OFFICIALLY THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN THE SERIES NOW. SORRY I DON’T MAKE THE RULES

ffff now Spinner is trying to wake Tomura back up. nah, how’s about we not do that

OH MY GOD HADOU YESSSS

MY GIRL OUT HERE WITH THE “NO THANK YOU” BOUT TO CURBSTOMP THE BIG BAD WITH HER QUIRK KSFHLKLK WHO HERE HAD “HADOU SAVES THE DAY” ON YOUR WAR ARC BINGO CARDS, YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!!

HEY!!!!

fucking son of a... fffkfkff... someone please reassure me that fire isn’t Hadou’s weakness. someone. anyone. also could someone please dial an ambulance and send them to Horikoshi’s house. but not just yet. first I’m gonna need you to wait about fifteen minutes or so while I take care of some things

well all right then, Dabi. so you wanna go on then and explain to us all how this, too, is somehow Endeavor’s fault?

oh I see, you’ve decided that since he’s responsible for “creating” you, everyone you hurt and kill is in truth really being hurt and killed by him! well now, that sure is convenient as fuck I guess

(ETA: that’s a nice effect with the panel sides getting all warped by Dabi’s quirk though, just noticed that.)

amazing how quickly you used up that sympathy card my guy. Shouto please kick his ass, I’m fucking done lol, you can all sort out the rest in therapy later

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DIAL BACK DEKU’S EMPATHY STATS JUST A LITTLE BIT, HOLY --

“TODOROKI-KUN IS HURT THE MOST”, HE SAYS, WITH HIS ARM BONES SHATTERED INTO LITTLE TOOTHPICK-SIZED PIECES. I MEAN, HE’S PROBABLY TALKING MORE ABOUT MENTAL ANGUISH GIVEN THE CONTEXT HERE, BUT STILL. THAT’S ENOUGH HEROICS FROM YOU ALREADY FOR ONE DAY

NOOO JEANIST

LOTS OF SMOKE IN THE AIR RIGHT ABOUT NOW AND MY BOY’S STILL DOWN A LUNG. GOD DAMMIT

“if the number one suffers a total loss here, this country will fall to pieces” well okay, real talk though, I think the “country falling to pieces” part is pretty much unavoidable at this juncture. you all are just gonna have to try your best to pick up those pieces after the fact and see what you can do with them. if I were you I’d be less worried about the number one’s reputation and more concerned with the half-dozen child soldier interns who are still on the field and very much at risk of being burned to death should you suffer that “total loss.” please try to keep it together here for them

OH FOR FUCK’S

I really thought RockLockRock was gonna come into play here. USE YOUR QUIRK TO LOCK THE ROPES IN PLACE YOU DIP!! if he seriously just sits there and does nothing when his quirk could be the deciding factor I am cancelling his useless ass cute kid or no cute kid shfkjdls

(ETA: is he even there?? did he and Manual just hightail it out of there?? “well good luck, children.”)

also, we’ll put this aside for now to perhaps speculate about later, but what’s with Tomura remembering his dad’s house yet again in that far right panel?? and being itchy again?? I still have yet to fully work out the psychological mechanisms at work as far as his itchiness goes, so I’ll admit this is intriguing to me. it seemed like it was connected to his decay quirk, but then why is it acting up again now. what is this lol

yuh oh

forgot about these guys. looks like these heroes aren’t having such a fun time

oh fucksticks

excuse me ma’am but I don’t like this. you do know that my kids are all there, right. all burnt and impaled and broken-boned and the like. well except for Iida. he’s fine still. BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I FEEL LIKE WATCHING HIM GET TORN APART BY FOUR HIGH ENDS, WTF

HORIKOSHI YOU MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR TO GOD

god fucking... okay look. Horikoshi. you win, okay!? congratulations, you win, this is your show and we’re all just sitting here at your mercy. fine. go ahead and just kill off everyone ever, then!! what am I even gonna do about it. stop reading?? fuck

this whole thing really went from zero to fucked before I could even blink huh. I really thought this was gonna be a turning point chapter for the heroes. shows what I know I guess??

meanwhile this motherfucker is just SCREAMING

ngl, if I wasn’t currently terrified on account of things suddenly taking such a drastic turn for the worse, this would be the coolest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. Jeanist my man, I hype you up like it’s my job because you are the greatest fucking meme character in the history of time, but make no mistake, you are also highkey WORTH ALL THE HYPE AND THEN SOME

seriously, though. don’t fucking mind him you guys, he’s just standing here in the coolest pose of all time taking on Gigantomachia all alone with one fucking lung because the substance pumping through his veins is COLD-BLOODED LIQUID DENIM, and DENIM FEELS NO FEAR

Best Jeanist really needs to get his own theme song. -- oh my god I just finally thought of a title for this post. lmao and it’s the dumbest thing. omg

MEANWHILE THE TODOROKI BROS ARE OFF IN THEIR OWN DRAMATIC LITTLE FIRE WORLD

which one do you think is the Mario and which is the Luigi. well, but I mean, Dabi clearly thinks that he’s the Luigi though and that’s why he’s so mad. nobody wants to be Luigi. what a life

THAT’S IT, SHOUTO!! POINT OUT ALL OF HIS HYPOCRITICAL BULLSHIT, I WANT ANSWERS

JUST TO CLARIFY, IT’S THAT NATSU, NOT SOME OTHER NATSU!! SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!

OH, WELL IN THAT CASE

BUT OF COURSE. THAT WOULD MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE, holy shit. okay I’m just gonna go ahead and say it, Dabi is a piece of work. I really thought this arc would make him more sympathetic at long last, but it seems like it’s doing just the opposite?? this is like an anti-redemption arc. I don’t relish the thought of venturing into the fandom tags once I finish reading this lol

(ETA: well folks, I’ve done it. and actually it was pretty interesting because there are apparently like ten different things that people are mad about, and so it’s like. each post is a new adventure lmao.)

so Shouto is all “BRUH HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST IT” and Dabi is all “YES”, basically? like, he says he’s completely lost his feeling for anything. omg. but you were so sweet. how does that even happen

“finally I can kill you” okay for real what the heck is your damage bro?? can we not. I like Shouto just the way he is, un-killed

oh shit and now the Noumus are here

cue Bakugou diving in to save his mentor, STAB WOUNDS BE DAMNED!! actually it would make more sense for it to be Iida, but if Kacchan is really fixin’ to go full Shounen Dumbass here then he might as well go all out, y’know

-- unless of course, Deku decides to activate another quirk??

“last I checked, the main character of this series was still me” OH? WELL I SUPPOSE THAT IS TRUE, SO PRAY TELL, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT LEFT UP YOUR SLEEVE YOU SUICIDAL BRUSSELS SPROUT

fucking love how he’s all “HAHAHA WITH MY NEW QUIRKS I CAN STILL DO STUPID SHIT EVEN WITH MY ARMS AND LEGS GROUND TO A FINE POWDER” btw. what can I say. Deku gonna Deku

FMMFHDKUHK W H A T

HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHAT THE WHAT. QUE THE FUCK

(ETA: okay look, all the love in the world to the brave scanlators who take time out of their lives to translate the leaks every week just so we can read the chapter a couple of days early like the addicts we are. that said, translating Mirio’s signature “POWER!!” -- which was already written in English in the original scan -- to “POG-CHAMP” is just a whole new level of wtfuckery from them lmao. is the Lida person back at it again?? amazing.)

MIRIO!?!?! SHOWS UP TO SAVE THE DAY?!?! POGS HIMSELF UP OUT THE GROUND TO BEAT THE NOUMUS LIKE IT AIN’T NO THING. JUST LIKE WE ALL PREDICTED!? I’M SORRY, DID YOU NOT SEE THAT COMING?? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE FROM ASTROLOGY DOT COM DIDN’T HAVE THAT ONE IN THE CARDS?? WAS IT NOT OBVIOUS?? TODOROKIS PLUS BEST JEANIST EQUALS MIRIO??

hot damn. Tintin really saw the writing on the wall with the impending Dabi Discourse and was all “NOT SO FAST” lmao. “HERE’S A BRAND NEW THING FOR YOU ALL TO DISCOURSE ABOUT” MIRIO YOU WILD CHILD. YOU GLORIOUS THUG

MEANWHILE LET’S NOT FORGET WHAT MIRIO HAVING HIS POWERS BACK ACTUALLY IMPLIES. HOLY SHIT. SUDDENLY WE CUT BACK TO ALL MIGHT’S OFFICE, ALL THE WAY BACK AT UA. ERI BRANDISHES HER TOKOYAMI-GIFTED BUSTER SWORD, A DETERMINED GLEAM IN HER EYE. “I HEARD YOU WERE TRYING TO HAVE A GIRL POWER ARC WITHOUT ME.” OH. MY. GOD

[dracjoonie]

BTS Reaction | At an Amusement Park with You/SO [Hyung Line]

I actually wrote most of this ages ago, but I’m finally posting it now ^^ 

m/l in my bio~ 

𝕊𝕖𝕠𝕜𝕛𝕚𝕟

So much yelling? Somewhere in between having the time of his life and complaining at every turn.  Hella scared of the big looping roller coasters but wants to do them with you anyway. Will scream louder and longer than anyone else. Puts the scared kids to shame. Those vocalists lungs are no joke. People still waiting in line probably whip out their phones to film, not because hes Jin, but because holy SHIt is it FUNNY. “WAHHHhHhhhhHHHHHH oooOOOAHH AHHHH IM TOO PRETTY TO DIIIEEE.” Death grips your hand like a women going through labor. But its ok, might need to buy you an ice pack after though. Also one of those who’s gonna splurge on fast passes because waiting hours in line “”isn't his style””. 

You might need to help him walk after the scrambler because the poor man is DIZZY, but then he’d wanna try all the carnival games. Probably one of those where you get to shoot bbguns at duck targets, or throwing darts at balloons. Passes you his extra large; JUMBO, almost-people-sized bag of kettle corn so he can “show you his skillz.” Probably drops $40 trying to claim this giant lama plush he insists he must acquire to survive. Fails. But if you can’t help him out either, the carny eventually takes pity on him and just hands over the doll. Either way he’s happy and would strap it to his back and go on his marry way. Once it gets dark and you two have exhausted all the good rides and his voice is horse from all the yelling, hes ready to try all the FOOD. Turkey legs, funnel cake, fried oreos,  fried snickers, fried s’mores... fried.. b-butter?..   

...

𝕐𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕚

Mostly went for the food and company. Oh, that big rickety roller coaster with the death drops and three loops?  Big nOpe, thinks its cute you think he’d go with you though.

 “What, are you scared?”

“Yep. Sorry I’m sane, have fun though.. I’ll be over here~” 

Happily waits for you at the side lines with his bag of popcorn, and large iced Americano you still aren’t sure where he got. 

“Wow I could hear you screaming from all the way over here.”

“Could not..”

Somewhere down the line you two end up walking past all the carnival games and he starts telling you how rigged each one is. He finds one where you get to shoot targets and he starts telling you about how they’re always rigged to shoot towards the right. You dare him to go for it since he knows the game so well. He’ll end up paying the over priced fee and gets all confident, gesturing for all to step aside. “BEHOLD.” Probably been around Jin too much. -He fails the first time. 

“Damn.. maybe to the left..?” He tries again. Fails, tries again, fails. Now he’s hooked and determined and his hearts been set on this cheesy shark plush for the past $20 so now he’s gotta have it. 

“Hey, can I try?” “Yeah, of course.” 

You hit the target on the first try and his jaw drops.

“WHAT! HOW!?”

“Aim and shoot babe~”

“WELL KEEP GOING!” 

A few minutes later and you’ve racked up enough tickets for his shark.

“Which one was it you wanted?”

“The red one!” He goes all soft and smiley when the carny hands it over. And you wouldn’t have wounded his pride at all, but you might regret suddenly becoming the third wheel to his new BBBFF.. Cheetah... the shark. 

After walking around and trying some weird foods you eventually convince him to go up on the ferris wheel with you.

“But Cheetah can’t go up there~” 

“I’m sure he’ll fit, its a pretty big bench.”

“Cheetah’s a girl..”

“Sorry Cheetah.. LETS GO!” 

He’ll start to hold your hand more in line.

“Are you scared?” 

“Of course not.”

He’s totally scared. And its even more evident when you’re up there and he’s clinging on to you, grinning through his shakes. 

“This is high..”

“Yeah, but its so pretty from up here! Look at the fireworks!”

 “But Cheetah can’t breath up here.”

“I mean there’s no water down there either-”

“Shes a land shark.”

By the 3rd go-around hes gotten use to the height and gets all curled up and cozy while you two joke about “land shark facts”. 

“Today was really nice..” *content nodding*. 

...

ℍ𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕠𝕜

Hes excited, he’s loud, hes confident. All those other times he was scared on roller coaster? What do you mean? That was the past, he’s over it. Scared? psh, not him. Not one bit. Nope. Not at all..

Until you’re hand in hand waiting in line for a coaster, watching the passengers wail and the floor-less cart woosh by at a speed he remembers all too well. Suddenly he’s laughing out of nervousness and his hands are sweating, but he can’t chicken out now. He’s already been boasting all day, and the lack of fear on you has him even more locked in. He’d be hyping himself up, loudly. 

“LETS DO THIS!! YEAHH!! THE DROP ISN’T EVEN THAT BAD!!...”

Once he’s locked in his hands would be so sweaty they’d be slipping off the safety harness, and his heart would do flips when he found he could just barely reach your hand to grab onto. Same mile wide grin though, but he’d be very obviously freaking. 

“Are you scared? no?.. oh yeaH of course not this is nothing! HA ha” 

You know when the cart does that slow climb to the top and they hold you up there for a second to build the anticipation? Yeah, he hates that. His anxiety would be reaching new highest, his body going into full fight-or-flight-bro-wtf-are-you-dOing mode. Shrieks the whole way down, and the whole way back up, and down again. It’d actually be impressive because he’d keep that high pitched note up the whole way until the cart slowed to a stop, and then he’d go completely limp. Want’s out. NOw. Hated it. Why did he agree to that, who’s idea was that? I mean “nOO that was... greAT? Yeah that loop was..... dope..? Yep.. soo awesome haha.. lets not go again though..”

If you were excited he’d try and go along with it and mimic your excitement a little. Honestly, I think his adrenaline would have him in-between wanting to puke ,and run around in circles. Probably spend the rest of the day firmly planted on the ground. But that doesn’t mean you aren’t having fun. Once he calmed down a little you two would be running around taking pictures and going through fun rooms and mirror mazes. Maybe those big inflatable slides where they give you a potato sake to sit on so you don’t rug burn your skin off. There he’d have a blast, no more coaster though.

..

ℕ𝕒𝕞𝕛𝕠𝕠𝕟

He’s a big sap, but I’ll get to that. Hes a big dorky ball of energy, steamrolling through like a dog who’s barely leash trained. So hold on tight, and be careful he doesn’t lead you into a wall, or a trashcan or something. He’d be too busy looking up at all the rides and food stalls to pay attention to where it is he’s going. So maybe snag a map or two at the ticket entry. 

I feel like if he was hyped up and had his caffeine for the day he’d be a little impulsive. Like, he’d see a cotton candy stall and go ballistic. He’d buy the biggest cone he could and then once he turned around he’d see a ride he just HAD to go on. Of course its a splash ride. And of course there’d magically be no line, but what’s he gonna do with the mountain of cotton candy he just bought? Scarf it down like a starved man, obviously. With your help of course. But then he’d be thirst, good thing there’s a lemonade stall close by. Get’s a large; no food or drink on the ride. Well, there’s only one way to solve that.

 Once you guys were off the ride, drenched and pumped up on adrenaline he’d already be running to find a bathroom. Remember the map I told you to snag? Well you’d better hope its not drenched too. 

But back to him being a sap. This man loves things that are beautiful, and what’s more beautiful than the night sky and the city lights from up above? He would wait until it was dark out and the place was starting to clear out. Because he would have a plAN. 100% is that guy in romcoms who tips the carny to leave the two of you up there at the top of a ferris wheel. And he thinks he’s being real original too, but hes so cute that you forget how predictable it all is once the cart stops. probably says something sappy like “The lights are beautiful, but they’re more beautiful in your eyes.”

If you don’t pinch him, I will~ 

..

[katieamazeballs]

DWTS Live Tour Recap 2020

Whew....this day has been a doozy between lack of sleep and a weird ass day at work.  This years tour was a vastly different experience than in the past because Mother Nature is a raging beeotch.... but it was still so amazing!  Details below the break to save y’alls timelines some grief. 

We started off our day at work and school.  I had known, and bitched extensively, about the 100% rain outlook but it was pretty sunny all day.  I picked Abs up at early release and I swear to you...the second the car door shut, the sprinkles started.  Because of course it did.  We got ready and went for some lunner only to be caught in INSANE traffic.  Fun fact, Floridians can’t drive in the rain and there was a fatal accident on a major bridge that shut it down and made traffic a nightmare.  No biggie though, because it was nasty out and we knew they weren’t just going to be wandering downtown so we were in no rush.  We got downtown about 4 and we started wandering. 

(Gratuitous bus pic)

We stopped and chatted with the nicest security lady who, bless her heart, was sitting there between the buses huddled under a golf umbrella.  She said she hadn’t seen anyone in quite a while (probably because they were inside teaching the show to Keo) but that if we had been there at 7am they were all outside chillin and going to work out and such.  We did a lap then stood under the awning at the front of the arena for a bit. 

(Why is she so weird?)

During our laps we saw Keo (who was limping something fierce...like I wasn’t sure he was going to make it up the steps to the arena limp...looked like he pulled a hammy) but due to the sprinkling and the running buses he either didn’t hear us or pretended to not hear us.  We also saw Val, possibly Jenna (hood was pulled over her to her eyes), Daniella, and Wit.  Everyone but Wit was doing the mad dash into the arena from the buses.  Wit was in full hair and makeup and talked to Abs for a second as she was entering her bus...Abs didn’t ask for a picture because Wit clearly wanted to get into the dry and not mess herself up.  We did a couple more laps then standing under the awning loops then met up with @loveisstatic​. 

(Poor sweetheart bore witness to Savage being savage most of the night.) 

We decided to take a lap but didn’t see anything....sigh.  After a pretty epic battle over the fact that Haley said she also “liked” Alan....as in, he’s a good dancer, which “someone” took as “Imma steal your man”. 

We went in the arena and went to the merch table where Abs refused a tour tshirt because Hannah was on it...lol.  I was trying to get a cute pic of Abs and her 10 paddle....but home girl was trying to make sure she wasn’t standing next to Hannah ffs....

Then we went to get drinks (ha for Haley) and were very quickly let in to our seats.  Haley was actually only a couple rows in front of us, so we were able to chat before the show and during intermission.  The show is, of course, absolutely amazing!  It has a cute “theme” of driving the bus on tour and the voice overs were cracking me up.  After the Magic Mike number, Jen talks to the lady rubbing up on Val.  The poor lady clearly either has zero idea who the two of them are or has lost her senses due to all the testosterone filled sweat on her person.  Jen “You know, I recently got married”  Lady “Oh, congratulations!!!”  Jen “Yeah, that man you were just grinding and rubbing and smacking on....that’s my husband”  Lady “OMG!”  Jen “Yeah, his name is Val.  I’ll let it slide this time (then whatever the script is)”.  The lady was so embarrassed.  It was funny.  There was the absolute cutest little girl in the front row that Val came out and talked to.  She’s on the DWTS Tour story.  That section of the show was pretty awesome, actually.  I loved his speech about breaking the tv barrier and coming to do shows live to all of us who were gracious enough to invite them into our homes every Monday night.  Abs fave dance was Daddy Shark (I’ll steal her video and post it later....we can’t have enough reposts of that gem) and anything that had Alan and mine was the entire Hero section at the end where they’re wearing white (for the dancing) and Dream On (for the music).  Actually, the dance where they’re passing the key to the tour around was pretty awesome, too.  Then, it comes to intermission and Abs starts bitching about being hungry.  I told her sorry (she’s not a popcorn or nut fan and that’s all they really had) and she starts made some wildly and embarrassing comments about want candy...Alan’s candy complete with eyebrow waggles and cackling.  I think that it was at that point that our new friend decided that kid is a hot damn mess.  Jenna’s swan dive is absolutely amazing in person....mostly for the reaction it causes.  I, of course, knew it was coming but the lady next to me literally slap/grabbed her husband and whisper yelled “OH SHIT!”.  After the show, the adults in the group had to pee.  The teenager in the group just bitched that we were going to make her late to the buses.  (This is a very important fun fact for later.)  They have some weird ass security dude on tour this year who had some rule where the crowd standing (couldn’t have been more than 20 of us) had to scrunch into the space of 2 of those metal fence things as opposed to the other 57000 of them lining the buses.  Every 5 min or so, he’d waltz out and yell at us to “get on this side of the line.  No one can be between the buses”...except none of us moved after the first few times.  He was intense and a good time fun ruiner.  Kept trying to tell us that the police were going to see us standing at his one of his non approved fences (the same ones we’ve stood at for 2 other tours) and “shut the whole thing down”.  Sure, Stan.  Evenutally, he stopped fussing and Kate came out. 

She is a gem, honestly.  Super sweet and funny as hell.  Love me some her.  After Kate went in, it was cold and SOMEONE in our group had to pee (remember that fun fact....ha).  Val came out and got into the runner van and scooted off to the airport.  There was much discussion of how we knew it was him and how we knew where he was going.  Sasha came out and we talked to him and got pics. 

(Not all his selfies are hysterical gems that will be reused for all of eternity)

I gave him all my notes and Glebs drugs because we thought we were going to have to leave.  He said he’d pass them out for me.  We were deciding to leave when Emma popped out of the bus all “Which one of you gave the Benadryl to Gleb?  That was bloody brilliant!”.

We took pics with her and decided to stick around for a bit more because Abs needed  wanted to see Alan.  Thankfully, he came out shortly after and turned on the front camera flash I didn’t even know I had. 

(He also has very long arms for a good selfie angle)

After Alan came Wit and Daniella and thankfully that was it.

The grumpy security dude told us all to leave and I think everyone was ready.  We were stacked like 6 people deep having to shove up to the front for pics as the pros were like “WTF is wrong with these weirdos in Jacksonville and why aren’t they standing over at all these other perfectly decent fences”.  Like, they’d move over to the fence to the left to take pics and we’d all be like “NO!  We aren’t allowed!”.  It was cold and it was a week night and everyone was pretty much over the foolishness at that point.  What was cool about the night was I got to not only meet up with a fun tumblr friend, but there were a few of us at the buses that have started recognizing each other from other tours.  The girl Brandon pulled on stage recognized Abs and me and then I recognized a dude we’ve seen each year.  Funny story, the girl (who is a huge Derek stan) and I were talking about how pretty Gleb is (after the Benadryl thing) and she was talking about Brandon and having to touch his butt on stage.  She’s all “I mean, it’s a nice butt, but he’s just too cute to rub up on”.  She’s not wrong, he is just the cutest thing in person....just not in a sexy Daddy Shark type way.  Anyways, another tour down.  Plans to see MVPJ with a new friend and bus stalk at the “next tour” with the other bus stalkers.  Can’t wait till next time! 

[handypolymath]

So I’ve spent the past few days of quarantine binging Bruce/Natasha fic by you and Thassalia and loving it all so much and being amazed you’ve produced whole novels of fic and loving it some more. You write both of them so well so I wondered what your thoughts are on “fix it’s” for them post-Endgame? What it would look like etc. (either if Nat survived or not in said fix it). Or perhaps you don’t think a fix it is necessary? I’d be ok saying the latter now I’ve accepted Bombpop as canon!

Oh I’m so happy to hear you’ve been enjoying our work! That makes me giddy and warm and I love you for sending me this note. I feel bad that this turns into a rant, but if nothing else, we’ll always have Bombpop : )

Natasha and Bruce are a niche pairing for exactly the reasons we’ve both been fired up to do right by them, there’s so much phenomenal potential that canon misfires. It leaves a bad taste for some, and that’s fair. But those two are my top faves, the comics I’ll read even the weird bad runs of, and I’m still not over all the fascinating ways they can catalyze each other.

I’ll be honest with you, for me The Snap=The Shark Jump. The worldbuilding is broken beyond repair, exponential stakes ad absurdum, no one’s narrative arc is pleasant or rewarding to contemplate for any length of time-and they aren’t emotionally coherent if you do--and the whole thing feels like why I gave up on writing X-files. Fuck the mytharc, I’d rather just read Iolokus and try to forget Chris Carter exists.

I will support the Black Widow movie. I don’t need it to be anything specific, just let me see a story of Natasha told by people who know her and care about her.

I’ve never been hung up on canon in any fandom I’ve been in. I’ve always treated the MCU as a really expensive live-action comics run, material for remixing and exploration. The last one I enjoyed was Captain Marvel, and the last one I cared to take into account in fic writing is Thor: Ragnarok, which I still adore.

I know @thassalia has wrestled with the Snap et al, there’s some tasty dynamics there that tug at her; she writes some of the only IW/EG fic I’ve emotionally engaged with. But I just...can’t care about it because I barely recognize it.

Natasha runs the Avengers ferfuxsake, globally and coordinating interstellar-ly, but mainly we see her crying at her desk (even though they shot scenes of her training, and strategizing, and who knows what else). And all I can think is, “I would fucking choke if I cried with a mouthful of peanut butter and Wonder Bread, wtf, and where the hell is she getting fucking fluffy white supermarket bread if half the fucking people disappeared a couple years ago?” There’s such an ethos of “other people were always just NPCs” in the whole story that just pisses me off if I think about it for any length of time. Hell, many of the main characters are treated like malleable disposable NPCs.

Let’s smush Bruce and Hulk together offscreen, because I guess only losers give a shit about, you know, stories about people and trauma and recovery. I would have settled for a throwaway line that the transformation was a side effect of him helping shut down a bunch of unattended nuclear reactors or some shit. Instead it’s cameos for a director’s kids, like it’s a fucking locally produced construction company ad. I felt second hand embarrassment for those poor kids. So I disengage because it’s ridiculous and so badly executed.

I didn’t even read much fixit fic, I was that checked out. I was all Sarah from Labyrinth, “You have no power over me.”

Actually, I do engage, but it’s not with the broken processed cheese sauce onscreen. It’s with seeing concept art that tells more of a story than the movie even tried to, or gifs of the raw footage of Ruffalo giving his all in a fucking onesie before they plaster another face over his microexpressions. It’s actively fleeing into the arms of comics and fic and the character playlists I saved off 8 Tracks before it died, reigniting what I still love so much about these characters in their myriad incarnations that cannot be taken away by a couple shitty movies.

I have comics to read, fic to wallow in, stories of my own to tell. I’m so very glad you’ve connected with them : )

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Homestretch....the final Cyberverse episodes... :’(

Season 3: Episodes 21 - 26

Episode 21

Ok so before we start, I gotta fess up and say I got spoiled for something because Twitter Sucks, so I know Tarn is in this series. Here are my predictions about that: 

Megatron said he rescued Astrotrain from a tyrant. I thought he meant an Alt!Universe version of him, but now that I know This Bastard is gonna be in it, I’m guessing it’s Tarn

If Megatron DID save Astrotrain from Tarn, it’d be hilarious if Tarn & co. weren’t actually planning to kill Astrotrain, they were just using him as transport, in which case Megatron essentially car-jacked (train-jacked?) them.

As much as I rag on Tarn and the DJD I actually do genuinely love the idea of an Autobot + Decepticon teamup against the DJD THAT WOULD BE SO FRICKIN COOL....

Anyways, on to the episode!

Pics taken 10 seconds before disaster, rip Cosmos.

MEDIA BOT and Cosmos! :D GOSH COSMOS REALLY IS CONFIRMED FOR BABY THAT”S ADORABLE.....I’m so glad he’s finally back in a cartoon

OH WHOOPS I FORGOT WINDBLADE WAS FRICKIN DEAD (ish)

LUNA 3???

The “FORBIDDEN” moon? 

Chromia: You can go there anyways! Bee: Huh?  Chromia: When have the rules ever stopped you before? Bee: Fair point

BRO WHY DO YOU HAVE A TOY OF SQUIDSCREAM

aw I love all those photos of him and cosmos, that’s cute

Oh no did he quit the business because he lost Cosmos???

METEOR-FIRE what a cool name

I like this dude a lot

I love that he’s obviously depressed about losing his partner but immediately gets convinced to go break into Luna 3 lmao

HE’S GOT CUTE CAMERAS WITH HIM I love that

LMAO I was gonna say “Wow you just flip the switches alright” THEN HE JUST RIPS THE CORDS OUT I love this guy

Hmm suspicious

Aw I love the space-shots of Cybertron, what a gorgeous planet....

Oh hello cannon-fodder #418

SHOCKWAVE SHOCKWAVE SHOCKWAVE!!!!!

IT”S THE GRUDGE LMAO

It’s probably a sim that shows you the scariest thing you can think of

BLURR!!! AW THAT’S SO SAD

Ok I take it back, it’s probably like MTMTE’s “Cyberutopia” thing where it reads your memory files

Watch the cameras Bee!!!

“Bee, I don’t mean to alarm you, but the alien presence has taken over my circuits” *HEAD DOES A 180* GOSH I LOVE THIS FRICKIN SHOW

The facial expressions in this show are SO FUN Bee’s so expressive I love that

I like that Meteor-Fire is so chill about this, this ain’t his first rodeo

He just snaps his neck back into place that’s so freaky and they play it off so well lol

PRETTY SPACE BALL???? PRETTY SPACE BALL!!! HEY HASBRO CAN YOU MAKE A TOY OF THIS I WANT IT!!!!!!

Gosh I’d legit buy a gem like this if it had constellations engraved on it THAT’S SO PRETTY I LOVE IT

It’s a good thing that Bee’s got Meteor-Fire with him, this is his field!!!

Oh lmao JUST KIDDING I GUESS

Well so much for the alien, rest in pieces

I think Saling already said this in their liveblog but I love that Bee’s collecting Windblade’s parts a-la-Megaman X2 style

COSMOS!!!!!! Yay I’m so glad they got him back!!!

Meteor-Fire: Look everybody, Cosmos is back!!! :D ME TOO BUD I’m so excited to see my space-baby

RODDY AND ARCEE!!!! I love that Percy took over for Maccadam, but that’s also so sad!!! ALSO WHY HAS HE NOT FIXED HIS EYES, RATCHET PLEASE HELP THIS POOR GUY

Episode 22  

OHH PRETTY PLANET

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The background designers on this show are great

Rodimus: That place has nothing but bad memories for me Every Drift fan simultaneously: Mood....

I really don’t think they’ll bring Drift back (unless he’s like, a zombie, which would still suck) so that’s a bummer

Rodimus: *Talking about his trauma* Me, very distracted: Wow Bee looks really cute here

SERIOUSLY THOUGH THEY NEED RUNG IN THIS SERIES They need a therapist in every Transformers series, all these bots need therapy (though tbf they tried to give Starscream therapy and that sure didn’t help, pft)

GRIMLOCK MAYBE DON’T--oh ok too late WELL THERE THEY GO

Repugnis?? I don’t remember who that is

A CITY?????? PRETTY

INSECTICON

lmao the frickin voice actor for that grey dude cracked me up

BEE MAYBE DON’T IMMEDIATELY TRUST THEM

Energon masters???? What

Interesting that they used “She” for Grimlock

Affluence?? 

Oh great these guys are the Cybertronian bourgeoisie 

Oh boy they’re just wasting energon huh

THE SHOCKS????

That’s a pretty bubble but JEEZ

OH NO WHY CAN”T HE TRANSFORM??

WAIT WHERE”S THE AUDIO oh wait no OP did mention there was an audio dropout

Is Grimlock gonna make friends with the bugs!!!

OH RIGHT the bug is Repugnis 

Aw the bugs are way nicer than the bourgeoisie, surprising absolutely no one

HELL YEAH, EAT THE RICH GRIMLOCK

“If we let you go, things will change! We like things the way they are” jeez

I wonder how the Shocks came about

It frickin figures

PRISON BREAK BEE!!!!

EAT HIM GRIMLOCK!!!

“Well this is quite astonishing” cute....

YEAH I WAS WONDERING IF THEY HAD THE SAME ALT MODE they looked like they had bug-bits, I didn’t realize that thing was keeping them from transforming though

Episode 23   

Oh right Megatron has a Matrix of Leadership I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

I ALSO FORGOT WHIRL WAS IN THIS SERIES, MY BABY.....

JETFIRE WATCH OUT YOU BIG NERD

“Rack ‘n Ruin and Ratchet” OH IS THIS GONNA BE A RATCHET EPISODE??? PLEASE?????? PLEASE SAY RATCHET EPISODE

Aw poor Rack n Ruin...

RATCHET BABY BOY!!! I forgot he was a New Yorker in this series lmao

“I LOVE Jetfire!”  “I know, me too!” CUTE....

I love that every continuity has Ratchet stuck with someone who annoys him in a ship

I love that Ratchet’s not even concerned

RATCHET’S DESIGN IN CYBERVERSE IS SO CUTE...

Wait UNSPACE???? Isn’t that where they sent a bunch of bad people????

Different Quantum Frequencies??? Dimensionally aligned??? MAN I LOVE THIS GOOFY SHOW

“It’s a blue-purple” CUTE....

UH OH HERE COMES ASTROTRAIN throwing dead-end??

I love that Astrotrain is so HUGE compared to everyone else, thank you Cyberverse for my life

“Every time..” LMAO GOSH THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY THE BEST someone please make a gif of that. I love that this implies that every time someone rides in Astrotrain they get ejected at 100 mph and skid 50 ft face-first, that’s such a delightful mental image. I think this 5 second scene is legitimately one of my favorite goofs / scenes in this show IT’S JUST THAT GOOD

You can tell I really enjoyed something when I make a meme of it

IT”S ILLEGAL TO BE THIS CUTE!!!!!!!!

OK IT’S LEGITIMATELY A LITTLE FRIGHTENING TO SEE HOW HUGE ASTROTRAIN IS WHEN IN ATTACK-MODE, HE SO EASILY PICKED THEM UP but that’s why it’s cool for him to be SO much bigger than they are, I LOVE BIG CYBERTRONIANS

LMAO I LOVE ASTROTRAIN he’s such a turd to DeadEnd

“Time to pay Ratchet a house-call. ‘Cuz he’s a doctor!” I almost snorted my drink up my nose, I LOVE THE DORKY HUMOR IN THIS SHOW

I swear this series was made with me in mind

TWO HEADS, NO BRAINCELLS

You wonder if Shadow Striker and Soundwave ever just rock-paper-scissor to see who has to deal with the latest Autobot bs that day

“And we don’t” OH SHOOT THEY’RE BEING LEFT OUT OF THE DECEPTICON’S PLANS TOO...This is more dire than I thought

Man I really do love Shadow Striker and Soundwave, they’re the only competent Decepticons

OH NO NOT RATCHET!!! NO!!!!!

Ohh so Astrotrain is still a triple changer in this series!! :O

WOW A SHOT TO THE HEAD REALLY DIDN”T DO ANYTHING HUH

REST IN PIECES DEADEND lmao he and Percy both have good survival stats it seems

NICE MOVES GRANDPA glad your hips still work lol

Oh good I’m glad they actually kept the purple thing

RIP Rack n Ruin

DEADEND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS

YEAHHHHH SHADOW STRIKER AND SOUNDWAVE!!!!!

“You’ve been told this area is off-limits” Oh shoot so Megatron really doesn’t trust them with this huh??? Must be some serious stuff they saw while universe-hopping

“Make us” SOUNDWAVE I WOULD DIE FOR YOU MY SASSY BOY

Love that he’s pissing off this dude who’s literally 4 times his height, love my son

Shadow Striker & Soundwave are Goth / Jock solidarity

Ratchet: Yeah yeah yeah I know Cuteeee

Wow they’re really not gonna help Shadow Striker and Soundwave????

THEY’RE LITERALLY JUST DOLL-SIZE IN HIS HANDS which is probably a not great reminder for Soundwave after that Dr. Tentacle Dude incident

Astrotrain: *bops their faces together* heehee Soundwave: BI Shadow Striker: >8(

JEEZ, BYE ASTROTRAIN

THE STYLE IS SO JARRING I LOVE IT!!! I LOVE UNSPACE AND HOW IT LOOKS (especially when contrasted with the regular drawing-style of the show. Really great artistic choice!)

Oh shoot so Astrotrain can just leave whenever huh

Aw what cute high fives, man this show has such good vibes

Episode 24  

NOOOO ONLY THREE EPISODES LEFT.....

:(((((

WINDLBADE!!!! I hope she’ll be ok

DID it work?? Wait you guys still have two frickin shards left, YOU”RE SO BAD AT THIS

A SHARK????? WTF

HE JUST PICKED HER UP AND DIPPED WTF WHO IS THAT

It’s not Skybyte obviously but he’s a shark too so WHO IS THAT

OHH IS THAT THE HALL OF RECORDS???? 

Wait wtf the Decepticons are attacking?? Oh wait RACK N RUIN DID YOU REALLY TELL THEM THAT

OH NO HE FROZE

WHOA  WHAT”S HAPPENING

WHAT OPTIMUS NO

WHAT”S HAPPENING!!!!! WTF

I WAS GONNA MAKE A BSOD JOKE BUT I TAKE IT ALL BACK OPTIMUS PLEASE BE OK YOU CAN’T DIE IN THIS SERIES

Is this referencing the other time when he glitched oh no....I knew that’d come back to bite us

In other news, I love that we’re learning more about the life and (cyber)biology of Cybertron, I’m so glad we got to have pretty much almost the entire series set on Cybertron

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT!!! THAT’S SO COOL!!! This is the stuff I want to see in Transformers shows!!!

Hasbro could literally make a nature documentary set on Cybertron and I’d be ecstatic. Gimme more details about their world and architecture and city stuff

“Fellow Primes, why have I been summoned?” Oh shoot so the other past primes can just jack OP’s consciousness whenever??? That frickin sucks. I do love the Atlantis vibes I’m ge HOLY FRICK IS THAT MAC

AHHHHHHHH MACCADAM!!!!!!!!!!! GRANDPA!!!!!!! PLEASE GIVE OPTIMUS DAD ADVICE!!!!!! IM SO GLAD WE GET TO SEE HIM AGAIN

Chromia: Bee are you crazy?? Bee: YES! *jumps off the ship*

I love that this weird storm cloud area is basically like an ocean, that’s so cool

OH NO BEE!!!!!!!

Jeez that startled me, the shark sounds just like Bee

“Well you’re doing a scrap job” lmao Chromia please

Oh it’s the Argon Sea, it IS an ocean pft

“An ancient evil” hooo boy

BEE he’s so cute. Wait don’t just jump down a random hole AT LEAST WAIT FOR CHROMIA

CREEPY TENTACLE STUFF AGAIN, JEEZ CYBERVERSE

KICK HIS BUTT CHROMIA

Aw man, not you too Bee

MISTRESS OF FLAME!!!! I get so excited about every IDW reference haha, I love Caminus and I love that they’re letting that still exist

JEEZ THAT”S NOT CREEPY AT ALL

Is this a Titan???? IT IS A TITAN

It’s like a Cthulu titan huh

Chromia: That is THE creepiest thing I’ve ever heard THANK YOU CHROMIA, SAME THOUGHT

Chromia’s just like “This doesn’t even come close to my Top 10 list of BS I’ve had to deal with lately”

More weird smoke, oh great

JEEZ THAT’S A FREAKY TITAN

Me, crying softly: GAY RIGHTS....(and Bee). MAN THE FRIENSHIPS IN THIS SHOW ARE SO GREAT :’)

ALCHEMIST PRIME!!!!!!!!! I FRICKIN KNEW YOU WERE A PRIME

“But this is not about me” I WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU THOUGH

Wait why is a part of Windblade in Megatron’s Matrix

WHY WOULD THEY ALSO BE IN THE OTHER MATRIX oh they mean alt-universe them

It’s frickin HYSTERICAL that every time Optimus has some ~deep spiritual~ conversation with the past Primes he’s just standing there frozen while the Autobots wait for him to unfreeze like he’s some kind of ancient computer doing updates. Like, that’s legitimately one of the funniest pieces of information canon’s given us so far, thank you for my life Cyberverse writers.

I wonder if Arcee and the other bots ever take selfies with him while he’s frozen like that THERE’S SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR COMEDY HERE

Optimus: *is frozen for a couple hours while talking to old Primes* Autobots: *put on PJs and unroll their sleeping bags so they can have a slumber party while waiting for him*

Heck now I’m just imagining them playing truth or dare or some similar game while waiting for Optimus to wake up. 

I’m sure at some point during their voyage on the Ark, Optimus froze and they all played the “who can do this silly / embarrassing thing in front of Optimus and get away with it before he wakes up” game. Like, Rodimus somersaults down the hall while spouting fire in front of Optimus, Bee does a handstand while singing the alphabet backwards, etc, and whoever’s in front of Optimus when he “wakes up” loses. (It’d be even funnier if Optimus kept pretending to be frozen while they played until someone did something REALLY embarrassing and he unfroze to freak them out. Then again, the Matrix going back into his chest would probably be too much of a giveaway huh)

OH NO I WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN THE EUPHORIA OF THIS IDEA I FORGOT THERE’S ONLY TOO EPISODES LEFT NOW....

Episode 25

I love Astrotrain’s design (both in bot-mode and his alt mode) because he just looks like a grumpy evil train and that makes me so happy.

Also RAIN!!! I love rain and this looks so pretty

LMAO ASTROTRAIN YOU’RE SUCH A TURD I had no opinion of him before this show but now I frickin love him

HE PULLED THE CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER HIM

“I HAVE HIS MATRIX” OH NO DID HE STEAL THIS FROM SHATTERED GLASS’ OPTIMUS OH FRICK

Megatron running like that while holding the Matrix in his hands reminds me so vividly of a younger sibling stealing their older sibling’s diary and fleeing at top-speed from said older sibling and that’s hilarious to me. Megatron is so petty

Dang, so that’s how his eye got messed up. Ngl it’s a good look

CYBER COWS!!!!

Wow that wall is so WEAK the Decepticons are so dumb lmao

Oh yeah they have a new furry on their team

Rodimus: Math isn’t my strong-suit.

Arcee: Especially me!  Arcee you are ADORABLE

OH SHOOT MEGATRON CAN TALK TO THE PAST PRIMES TOO...DANG

WINDBLADE!!! MAKE WINDBLADE A PRIME YOU COWARDS

Ok I know I said “Shattered-Glass Optimus” earlier but based on that spoiler some moron on Twitter posted, IT’S PROBABLY TARN...man I wish I hadn’t seen that spoiler but despite that IM STILL EXCITED

Makes you wonder how TARN got the Matrix though (not that I can’t guess 8( )

Oh my gosh I just realized we have the potential to see Windblade kick Tarn’s butt in this series. Cyberverse PLEASE, I’D LOVE TO SEE THAT

Ah so Astrotrain is the new scientist

Ur bugs are probably dead dude

LASERBEAK!!!!

RAVAGE??? Oh no that’s the furry dude MAN I GET SO EXCITED EVERY TIME, I KEEP FORGETTING

As much as I Die for loyal Soundwave, it’s really cool seeing him being his own character and acting on his own in this series and trusting his own judgement / surveillance! It’s so good. Soundwave you’re so smart (and I love that he loves Laserbeak :’) )

*SOBBING* CASE IN POINT...HE PET THE BABY..

OHOHO IT”S *THE* INSECTICONS

Oh shoot the Insecticons are deserting 

“No one can stop him. Not even you” dang son

“He doesn’t want us. He wants you” OH BOY

MY BABY WHIRL!!!! THAT’S MY BOY

SEEKERS!!! I forgot we still had a few who Starscream didn’t frickin kill

NICE JUMP-ATTACK OPTIMUS I love that he cuts the dude’s weapon in half meanwhile Grimlock just frickin eats the guy lmao. So much for Optimus’ mercy

FRICK FRICK FRICK IT IS TARN

OK TARN OBJECTIVELY SUCKS BUT AT THE SAME TIME I ACTUALLY DO LOVE HIM BECAUSE HOLY FRICK IS HE A DANGEROUS CHARACTER AND THERE’S SO MUCH TO PLAY WITH THERE, I CANT WAIT TO SEE HIM AND HOW THEY USE HIM FOR THE STORY AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dead End: Yeah, I see your point Lmao I love this guy

Everyone’s gonna frickin die in this series

OH NO WHIRL oh wait yeah he and Dead End know each other, Whirl’s fine

SOUNDWAVE CAN YOU AND SHADOW STRIKER CHILL FOR 2 SECONDS

I love Skybyte’s voice

WOW MEGATRON, YOU”RE ONLY PROTECTING HALF THE PLANET, JEEZ

OH SHOOT

OH SHOOT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh so that’s why they had a wall, Megatron you turd

WHIRL NO!!!!!!! oh he’s fine thank goodness

Did Megatron get taller??? He looks taller than Optimus now

Just use Optimus’ matrix you big baby

“It’s time I called in that debt you owe me. Now it’s time for you to save me” I LEGITIMATELY SHRIEKED OUT LOUD, AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

THERE HE IS, THERE HE IS THERE HE IS!!!!!!!

SCREW PAST ME’S OPINION, TARN IS FRICKIN COOL AS HELL

OH SHOOT THERE’S A TON OF HIM WTF

WHERE’S THAT FRICKIN “THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS, THERE!!! IT!!! IS!!!” MEME BECAUSE THAT’S BEEN ME THIS ENTIRE EPISODE HOLY HECK

Episode 26

MORE PRIME NAMES!!! A) that’s very pretty B) LEGIT THOUGH IF WINDBLADE’S THE ONE WHO KICKS TARN’S BUTT I’LL GO APE

OH FRICK IF OPTIMUS IS THERE THEN TARN REALLY DID KILL HIM or it means he beefed it in that universe, as he usually does

“I wish I’d gotten to know you better” 8((((((

What happened to Alt!Universe Optimus!!!!!!! How did you die!!!

Windblade: Optimus, you’re speaking in riddles... Optimus: I always do, it comes with the job of Prime. Windblade: Oh right

“A perfect Decepticon race” HOO BOYZY.....

“All because I spared your life” MAN THAT HURTS

At least they aren’t attacking them right now?

HOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY RESOLVE THIS SERIES IN 10 MINUTES

ASTROTRAIN YOU COWARD not that I blame him, every bot for themself I guess

OH NO THE HURT PUPPY WHINE MAKES ME SO SAD

HELL YEAH SOUNDWAVE SAVE MY BABY BEE

I TAKE IT BACK TARN IS CANCELED, HE HIT SOUNDWAVE

*AND* HE GRABBED CHROMIA, YOU”RE CANCELED, ALL THESE CLONES ARE CANCELED

SOUNDWAVE IS THE ONLY VALID DECEPTICON

Optimus: Can’t keep-- Megatron: WE MUST! Me: *SOBS*

OPTIMUS AND MEGATRON BACK-TO-BACK FIGHTING AHHHHHHHHHH, IT”S THE LITTLE-THINGS

Definitely not the right time for this joke but: AU where instead of saying “Powers of Cybertron, unite!” they say “GAY RIGHTS” to activate their Matrix powers

Frick what if they kill MEGATRON in this series

HECK YEAH EVERYONE’S GETTING AN UPGRADE

Megatron: We must join our Matrixes together! Optimus: Now REALLY isn’t the best time for a marriage proposal Megatron: What Optimus: What

Thank you for telling Optimus to get down for once instead of just blasting him AND the Tarn-copies, Megatron

OH FRICK IT IS ALT-UNIVERSE MEGATRON NOT TARN WHO’S THE BIG BAD

I LEGIT STOPPED BREATHING DURING THIS ENTIRE SEQUENCE AHHHH

THIS IS INFINITELY BETTER (AND WORSE) THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THAT MEANS ALT!UNIVERSE MEGATRON DID KILL OPTIMUS...MEANWHILE OUR UNIVERSE’S MEGATRON SPARED OPTIMUS...MAN THAT HURTS ME SO BAD

MEGATRON NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OPTIMUS SAVE HIM SAVE HIM PLEASE SOMEHOW SAVE HIM!!!!!

OPTIMUS LITERALLY FRICKIN RAN ACROSS THE ROOM TO CATCH HIM, MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS DRAMA

NO!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN”T DO THIS TO ME CYBERVERSE

“Prime...one shall stand...one shall....” THIS IS THE SADDEST FRICKIN THING THAT”S HAPPENED IM LEGIT GONNA CRY, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Hold on...my friend...” IM GONNA BAWL MY EYES OUT OPTIMUS

I legit had to take a moment to get up and do a lap around my room while processing what happened LIKE OK I KNOW THEY PROBABLY (???) WON’T PERMA-KILL MEGATRON BUT FRICK DUDE THAT WAS SO EMOTIONAL

MEGAOP RIGHTS....BUT AT WHAT COST

What’s fricking me up rn (granted, several things are fricking me up right now) is that this universe’s Megatron knew he could’ve achieved his goals if he’d just killed Optimus. He said so himself; he could’ve had it all but he failed “all because I spared your [Optimus’] life”. Whatever he saw in that other universe convinced him that killing Optimus just wasn’t worth it (or perhaps, deep deep DEEP down, he really doesn’t want to kill his old friend).

I’m rewatching that last minute and this feels like a frickin fanfiction. I’m Living but also Dying

I KNOW THIS IS A VERY TENSE SCENE BUT MEGATRON’S “I won’t pay for anything!” MADE ME LAUGH

SOUNDWAVE STANDING BETWEEN SHADOW-STRIKER AND MEGATRON!!!!!!!!! STANDING UP TO MEGATRON!!!! SOBS I LOVE SOUNDWAVE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT ALSO PLEASE BE CAREFUL MY SWEET BOY!!!!! IF YOU GET HURT ILL NEVER BE OVER IT

Two reasons he could’ve done that: to keep Shadow Striker from getting super pissed off and lashing out at this enemy who’s way above their level, or because the “jacked up Frankenstein experiment” thing is a sore subject for her and Soundwave recognizes that (and frankly I’m leaning toward option B because SOBS....I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP)

GOTH FRIENDS!!!

OH OK THANK GOODNESS, MEGATRON ISN’T DEAD DEAD YET

Dang so Megatron did kill Optimus

OH NO WE’RE GETTING A FLASHBACK

FRICK THAT”S SO GRUESOME, HE JUST RIPPED OPTIMUS’ CHEST OPEN

YOU ALREADY KNOW THE MOST PERFECT DECEPTICON, HIS NAME IS SOUNDWAVE!!! YOU JUST DON’T APPRECIATE HIM YOU BIG BULLY

Oh shoot so the Quints came to that world too

DANG HE JUST WRECKED THEIR SHIP HUH....

I’m loving this throwback to the IDW design

WOW Y’ALL JUST IMMEDIATELY WENT “SURE WE’RE ONBOARD” (I mean, good way to stay alive but C’MON GUYS....)

“I have no need for any of you” WHOOPS SO MUCH FOR THAT should’ve seen that coming

THIS SUCKS SO BAD

NONONONO!!!! MEGATRON!!!!

HECK NOW HE HAS THE MATRIX

wow you guys really just let Megatron fall to the floor COME ON OPTIMUS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SMOOTH MOVES

NICE ONE BEE!!!!!!

YEAH WERE ARE ARCEE AND HOT ROD

FRICK YEAH WHIRL, MESS HIM UP!!!!!!!!!

YEAH SHADOW STRIKER!!!!!!

RATCHET PUNCHING TARN HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

FRICK HE CAN JUST MATERIALIZE LIKE THAT TOO

WELL THAT DIDN’T LAST LONG

BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“And now you will pay the price...for being a hero” DANG THAT”S A COOL LINE BUT DON’T HURT MY BOY

FRICK HIM UP OPTIMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WINDBLADE NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO SAVE EVERYONE

YEAHHHH WINDBLADE!!!!!!!

Yeah don’t turn your back on the body please

YO Astrotrain came back

ASTROTRAIN THAT SOUNDS SO CREEPY AND ALSO THAT’S SUCH A BAD IDEA, JUST KILL HIM

I know this is a kid’s show but PLEASE DO SOMETHING TO MAKE SURE HE WON’T POP BACK UP IN A FEW YEARS WITH ANOTHER ARMY

IM GLAD WINDBLADE IS BACK AND IM LOVING THE HUG BUT DID MEGATRON LEGIT FRICKIN DIE????

WHAT!!! WHAT THAT CAN’T BE IT!?!?!? HOW COULD YOU END IT LIKE THAT NO!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO ABRUPT nO!!!!!!!!!! 

The last few episodes were such an adrenaline rush I CAN”T BELIEVE WE CAME DOWN FROM THAT HIGH SO QUICKLY....IS MEGATRON ALIVE??? KICKSTARTER TO FUND ONE MORE EPISODE???? SPARE ANOTHER EPISODE FOR A POOR FAN???

MAN I wish we could’ve stayed in the universe of this show for a little longer but dang!!! That was really really good!!! I’m so grateful we got to have such a wonderful series like Cyberverse! :’) Thank you to everyone who worked on this incredible show!!!

Man now I gotta wait for WfC for new Transformers content....at least I can look through the tag w/out getting spoiled now

A few more thoughts now that I’ve re-read my liveblog:

If Megatron could hop into the Matrix of Leadership he possessed, I wonder if he ever had a chance to talk to that universe’s Optimus Prime... :( based on what he said, probably not, but that makes me so sad!!!! Did they ever get the chance to work things out!!! IS MEGATRON ALIVE OR NOT.....

[dianadragonfly]

Watching “The Lying Detective”

I have a season 4 disc with no commentary or bonus features. I watched “The Six Thatchers” last night. I wanted to spend time looking at the Mind Palace theory. There’s so much meta out there. I swing between the theories of “The writers just jumped the shark” and “The writers are deep and wise people and have a meaning and purpose beyond what my measly human mind can conceive.”

Evidence of some alternate reality/mind palace theory: (from “TST”)

1) why is the damn skull picture glowing?

2) Mary jumping in front of the bullet. Hello laws of physics.

Not evidence but other things to consider: John’s reaction to Mary’s death didn’t ring true as well. John when Sherlock jumped tore my heart out. The scream/ grunt he makes over Mary just made me cringe.

We really have no indication that Sherlock woke from his OD on the plane.

Eurus as John’s love interest subplot. Getting on and off the island. Wtf?

John the doctor not trying to save Mary. No 999 or anything. Contrast this with the reaction to Sherlock lying shot in CAM’s office - calls 999.

Now it’s on to the Lying Detective -

It’s painful. I can’t look away. I remember thinking that maybe Mary faked her death when we saw Dead Mary in John’s house.

Oh my heart. John and Mary looking at each other over Eurus’ shoulder. John’s look just makes my heart crack for him.

I can remember thinking “this therapist is slightly obsessed with Sherlock”

Ugh, I hear the car. We are now approaching the part I hate. Magical manic drugged Sherlock who knows everyone’s plans. Oops not yet.

Nevermind, jump to Culvertson Smith.

Shit. Everything about his seems farcical.

This is what I hate hate hate hate about Season 4. The actors are so amazing. The emotional truths are so spot on while the outside world is more and more absurd.

Ugh. The way Smith grabs Faith’s hair is so so creepy.

So all those things Sherlock deduces from Eurus/Faith about her relationship and living situation. Are they true?part of the act?

I didn’t recognize the two Faith Smith’s were different. I’m guilty of seeing her as just a background character as well.

Okay poor drugged Sherlock and his slow reaction. But when he rushed downstairs to save Faith/Eurus, I love him so much. “Your life is not your own. Keep your hands off it.” Straight from ACD.

Oh shit. He actually flashes back to John and the cane. I’d forgotten that. Suicidal, no way to get home, going out into the night with a gun.

So are we to believe Eurus is committing self harm to pose as Faith? Wouldn’t that be noticed in her other roles?

Ooh very clever and sixth sense here. No one interacts with Faith/Eurus.

The Chip shop seems like a hallucination. No one else there. And how has Eurus had this paper for three years? All of the deductions are about Faith or Eurus?

Faith isn’t visible on any of the cameras. 6th sense.

“the last time.” Bullshit. Mycroft is the government. He wouldn’t accidentally let slip about Eurus to John. He didn’t even tell John his wife was an assassin.

To be continued ....

Starting over a few days later.... the Culbertson Smith drugging scene is still awful.

Skipped ahead to aquarium/bridge. I love love the Sherlock who would walk all night with a stranger to prevent her suicide.

I realize that he’s trying to prevent himself from jumping here... did I always know that?

I used to hate the hallucination scene so much but I kind of get it now. I still don’t like the walking on the walls bit.

Okay, now we are back to “off his tits” Sherlock interrupting John’s therapy. Btw, “off his tits” is a fun Britishism that I intend to steal.

Sherlock pacing and reciting Shakespeare is awesome.

Okay before this scene got ridiculous, I love it. Sherlock in the trunk. Mrs. Hudson with the gun...

Then the everyone showing up at the therapist is annoying. It didn’t need to be two weeks in advance to be a good scene. Or only John/Mrs. Hudson and the point would have been made.

This scene with the kids is so bizarre.

Apparently this is supposed to parallel Jimmy Saville. How everyone knew something was wrong but weren’t able to articulate it.

Oooh that look between John and Sherlock at the end of the scene. John knows. Sherlock is right. The game is on and John is aligned with Sherlock again. For better or worse...

Oh this scene in the morgue. Oh no.

Sherlock doubting himself. This is awful. This scene is awful. I’m glad we intercut with the Greg interview because it’s too much.

Shit. 3-4 punches. 6? Kicks. Oh. My. God. John.

John.

A punch or two could be forgiven. But the kicking. He’s down. Stop.

John looks like David Mamet here. But when he looks Sherlock in the eye and said “yes you did.” You don’t come back from that. The little snuggle at the end of this episode doesn’t come close to making it okay.

Does John’s hair part like this so we can’t be sure if it’s him or Culverton Smith looking at Sherlock. Creepy. They both wished him harm.

The parallels are almost too much.

John confronting Mycroft is old John again.

I love Hudson here.

Smith preparing to kill Sherlock ... is his voice breaking for Smith’s benefit or is he really scared?

Damn. I used to hate season 4 but as I rewatch and take notes, there is so so much I love.

I love Lestrade at the confession scene. He wants to strangle Smith.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Mary saved his life because she knew that it would devestate John for Sherlock to die again. Wait no ... she also killed Sherlock to keep John so can we assume that she became that selfless? I don’t know. It is possible though.

Shit. What would Sherlock have said if John hadn’t interrupted?

Oh Sherlock’s face when John talks to imaginary Mary...

And the hug (tm). So much fandom ink has been spilt but I love the hug. Maybe the most authentic moment in season4. I kind of want to believe Sherlock kisses John’s hair here.

As much as I love Johnlock, I don’t even care if it happens. The relationship between these two is so important — more important than anything else about the show. As long as, in a mythical season 5, the writers remember that this isn’t James Bond or MCU but a world which is only slightly fantastic and that the heart of the story is these two characters, I’ll be fine.

This episode is about pain. The Culverton Smith scenes and the drug hallucinations and the “I know everyone’s plans 6 weeks in advance” stuff bordered on silly, but the heart of this episode is so gut-wrenching. There’s a tentative redemption at the end, which is why I think I feel so damn cheated by “The Final Problem.”

[crocusflowersandchocolates]

R1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Yes, ma’am!

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

I did, actually. We’re friends :3

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

Not even my own loool

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

YES! I have issues and I cannot lie.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

Does internet count?

6. What are you excited for?

To get my diploma to be an official nail technician!

7. What happened tonight?

 Mystic Messenger Happened!

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

Why is it the question about “girls” in particular? How is it any different from boys getting wasted or any other gender?

9. Is confidence cute?

If it’s not forced, yes.

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Water.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

2

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

 All my jeans are skinny jeans. It’s the kind I like the most.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

I hope I’ll be reading one of the books I got for my birthday or finaly watching Kaguya-sama- Love is war. with my fiancée.

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Bus.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

No, she’s my mom. 

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

I sure hope I do, or I’ll be in a lot of trouble.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

My fiancée.

18. The last time you felt broken?

Yesterday...

19. Have you had sex today?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH No.

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

Maybe my psychologist is right afterall.

21. Are you in a good mood?

Yes, but no.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

First I’d have to learn how to swim.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Gods, I wish they were but no.

24. What do you want right this second?

Again, fiancée.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

It would be ok if they told me before. Otherwise i’d get really pissed.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Half of it lol

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Well I don’t actually see myself dating anyone else... But no, I don’t think I could date someone who didn’t make me laugh.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

Probably some video on youtube.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Yup. 

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Not everyone. Then again, how do you know if the person deserves it? Might as well give them the second chance and just observe. People may surprise us.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

No, I love him.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

I sure hope he does, I make that very clear everyday.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

I’m the kind of person who never drinks soda until they have a glass just because and then gets addicted. So I rather not have soda.

34. Listening to?

Videos from Cut on youtube.#keepit100

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

No. I do, however, draw a lot XD

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

I mean if you talk about a romantic kiss the person ain’t nowhere.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

I’ve lived it.

38. Who did you last call?

Mom.

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

Probably someone from gym class when I was 17.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because I had just got home.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

When I was 17 and on the worst vacation of my life. The cupcake was very good, though.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

Yes.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Is it really a crush, if you don’t embarrass yourself in front of them?

44. Do you tan in the nude?

What tan? I don’t do tan. I’d burn to death.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Lol wtf

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

 Almost but no.

47. Who was the last person to call you?

-my mom

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Always. Singing is my life even though I sing so badly lol

49. Do you dance in the car?

No. Too busy getting sick.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

I used to be good at that thing!

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Around two years ago because I needed the pictures for my university card.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

No, I love musicals!

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Yup.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

No, but I did search and they look delicious.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

I only tolerate apple pie and it has to be warm. I don’t really like fruit pie much.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

A surgeon and a detective.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

I don’t know.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

A lot.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

I used to take Vitamin D but I never bought a refill because I’m an idiot.

60. Wear slippers?

No. I only wear crocs or flip flops at home.

61. Wear a bath robe?

Nope.

62. What do you wear to bed?

Depends on the humor but mostly a baggy shirt and sweatpants or pajama shorts.

63. First concert?

Never went to one.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Not American.

65. Nike or Adidas?

I only wear Vans or Converse lol

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Peanuts.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

Suddenly forgot all of her songs.

69. Ever take dance lessons?

I did!

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

He wants to be a teacher. I hope he can fulfill his dream.

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Yes.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Never went to one but I’m pretty good at spelling.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Many times.

74. What is your favorite book?

There’s just too many.

75. Do you study better with or without music?

With music but I can’t know the lyrics or else I’ll sing and won’t study.

76. Regularly burn incense?

No, I’m allergic.

77. Ever been in love?

I am

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

My chemical Romance T.T

79. What was the last concert you saw?

None

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Cold tea. I can’t stand being burned while I try to enjoy my tea.

81. Tea or coffee?

Tea.

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Those butter cookies with the red jam in the middle or whatever.

83. Can you swim well?

No, I’m actually kind of afraid of the sea.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yeah. 

85. Are you patient?

NO!

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

DJ.

87. Ever won a contest?

Yup. Poetry one!

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

I’m poor. And I don’t think what I don’t like about myself could be arranged with a surgery.

89. Which are better black or green olives?

Green. I like them both, but green!

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

What kind of... That’s just stupid. Not everyone wants to get married. 

91. Best room for a fireplace?

- living room. Other places are just alien for me.

92. Do you want to get married?

YES!

[docmurph12]

Ok so advisory warning on part 2 of my CATS review.

I know very little about stage production compared to my self study knowledge of filmmaking. I am reviewing, in this second part, a film. Of a stage show. So I am not sure how this is going to turn out, other than I'm going to get a good look at how this is supposed to be, instead of what was delivered. I am also hoping this filter helps me clean up my final verdict on the 2019 war crime that was CATS. Buckle in, here we go!

Ok right away, the music is 100% better. I'm not being beaten over the head with dated instrumentation, and this thing is almost 20 years older than the movie. Wtf guys.

I have to say I dig some of the humor in the opening song. Like having a shoe thrown at them and everyone singing out of key as they are singing about cats being angelic vocalists singing Strauss and Handel. Shits funny to me.

So I'm noticing that this is going to be pretty much un-doable without ballet. I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this. That's not to say that is a bad thing, i just wasnt expecting it to be so dependent on it. As far as the performances are concerned, so far it is a spectacle.

I have to say I hate this Rum Tum Tugger piece. The dude is like Prince with bad timing and a weak falsetto. I hate to say it but Jason Derulo might actually have done a better job.

Ok I give up. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK with the Rumpus cat? Matter of fact, that goes for this whole thing. Seriously.

God I have so many questions about camera use here. How many cuts did they have to incorporate to account for all the moving pieces? Was this done over the course of a constant single performance? How many vocal parts got done in ADR? Did they recreate this when it was done in front of an audience?

Ok I have to say, that overlay effect was definitely done in post. Still pretty cool though.

We have officially COMPLETELY jumped the shark in the end of the third act. Fucking force lightning shooting ass Mr. Mistofoles.

There is a TON of repetition in the music. If I hear the words Jellicle, Mistofoles, cat, or deuteronomy one more damn time I'm going to.....lemme get back to you I still have 20 minutes.

Oh interesting, easter egg on set. The license plate of the car on set reads TSE-1. T.S. Eliot. Neat.

This is REALLY long winded. The last 10 minutes feel like 2020.

God-Kitty really nailed that last note. Fucking righteous.

Ok so I think I have what I need for a comparison and final verdict on the film. Here we go.

I don't know why anyone thought we needed this. In any forum. On any version of Earth. I will say that I can greater appreciate some of the performances and aspects of the movie more now. For example:

Rebel Wilson really took absolutely less than nothing and made it work out. She worked seemingly outside of her realm but nailed it, at least as much as one can in this arena.

Francesca Hayward's character was kind of a nice fleshing out of a character that previously existed. I like how she had a more central role in the film. She really was a dazzling performer in her own right. I just wish it wasnt obscured by the fur suit atrocity that made a wonderful ballet performance REALLY difficult to watch at times. For that matter Idris Elba's Macavity needed the additional material they gave him and I can...appreciate what he did with it. Just keep the goddamned trench coat and porkpie hat on.

Speaking of the story, I really hate the lack of a flow that both versions of the story had. The attempt to sew the vignettes together into a more understandable story didnt really work out as intended. To second that, I think to make this work you absolutely have to go one way or the other. This has to be either a stage production or a film. It cannot be both. If they focused on making a movie instead of some fucked up hybrid of stage and screen it might have come off better.

My final thoughts? Repetitive and poorly constructed music, dated poorly in context. Poor execution in storytelling, especially when you consider it adapted a series of vignettes adapted into a stage script into a screenplay (wrapping my head around that hurts). This wasnt anything anyone needed outside of the pages of a T.S. Eliot book. The performances were alright, but can't we piece together another more effective epic or comedy or literally anything? Or here's a crazy idea, maybe something original!!!!

Final Verdict- The 1998 stage show on film was watchable at parts but it's still fucking CATS. D.

The movie? Taylor Swift was out of place, quality actors had a small rep tarnishing, music was BAD and VFX was set back probably 5 years. And its Fucking CATS. No grade for CATS. If I had to give it a grade it would be incomplete. I'm going to go brain bleach with Jay and Silent Bob Reboot before I get into my next request (Avatar the Last Airbender, for those wondering. Yes that one.)

[neverwatchedonepiece]

531-533: "The Ryugu Palace! Taken by the Shark that they Saved!", "A Coward and a Crybaby! The Princess in the Hard Shell Tower!" and "It's an Emergency! The Ryugu Palace is Occupied!"

Pappagu’s gonna stroke out with stress. Yup. Any minute now.

Loved these episodes! The humour that took an exit stage left during Marineford (for obvious reasons) is back. Most of the humor was comedy of errors type stuff. We had Luffy accidentally bouncing on some giant mermaid tiddies. Luffy being unwittingly rude and poor Pappagu nearly having a stress embolism (look at those veins!) There was Zoro getting drunk and waking up in a jail cell. Brook, Usopp, Nami and Zoro accidentally occupying the entire palace and taking a bunch of important hostages... xD

There were some short updates on other characters too. Some have already had an impact on the plot. Caribou has kidnapped some Mermaids with intent to sell them at the Sabaody slave market. Without knowing it, he has exacted perfect revenge on the Strawhats! But how will you leave Fishman Island, Caribou. You don’t have a ship, you absolute roaster. 

Others I’m guessing Oda is keeping up his sleeve for later. Robin, Franky, Sanji and Chopper are still at large. Robin is wandering the island in search of important evidence of missing history. Franky, bless his mechanical heart, is off looking for Tom-san’s family. Chopper is done treating Sanji. He has a new point: Kung Fu Point. Nice to see that Chopper has some more offensive abilities that don’t completely strip him of his intelligence. :)

That’s Some Nice Real Estate, Neptune. Would Be A Shame If Someone Occupied It.

You know what? I like Neptune. His advisors might browbeat him, but at least he’s the type of ruler who will listen to advice, even if he doesn’t take it. He has his own mind and will follow his inner sense of justice, though it might conflict with what his advisors tell him.

Luffy on the Fish Boat back to Ryugu Palace was hilarious, though. Neptune kept doing a Jason Derulo: saying his own damned name all the time in the little songs he sang to himself and Luffy was like, “Mate, your chant is dumb.”  (I mean, Luffy, you’re not wrong but maybe not to the king’s face next time?) Either Neptune is chilled enough to ignore it, or he didn’t hear, Pappagu did, though, and was on hand to give Luffy a five-armed starfish spanking.

Neptune cares about his family too. The princess’ happiness is important and as she can’t get out the house much (more on that later) rescuing Megalo was a Big Deal. “Didn’t mean to save you, but I’m glad you’re okay!”

Too honest, Luffy! xD

Then Neptune told the Strawhats that one of their crewmates was already there. I knew instantly it was Zoro. Only Zoro could be that hopelessly lost that he’d accidentally infiltrate a palace with only one heavily guarded entrance and a buzzer system.

There was also a handy bit of world-building. Neptune handed Luffy a device that looked suspiciously like a pink dildo with multipurpose attachments. It was called Bubbly Coral and enables the user to form their own oxygen bubbles whenever, wherever. Useful.

They zoomed through the entrance flume and emerged into a beautiful place full of light, grand buildings, colour and dragon statues. Dat real estate.

As soon as Neptune stepped through the door, his Minister of the Right advisor (seahorse guy) got laid into him. “WTF, my lord?? You went out again on your own? You know the situation in this country??” Neptune is like Princess Jasmine All he needs is a cute Sea Tiger pet and he’s sorted. Either that, or Neptune is confident enough in his strength to face whatever’s out there. 

The Minister of the Left (catfish guy) took one look at the company Neptune had brought back and was like, “Um.... my lord, there’s something you should know about those Strawhat Pirates.” They spilled the current intel: Memaids had been kidnapped, which is something human pirates are known to do, and Madame Sharley had predicted Luffy would destroy Fishman Island. Unconscious Zoro had already been taken into custody. The rest of the Strawhats were under arrest!

(I’m having doubts about this Madame Sharley, by the way. I wonder if she’s working with Hordy Jones, or is being forced to work with him? Zero basis for this prediction. Only that the timing of the prediction is pretty damned convenient...)

Then Everyone Fell Out

Suddenly, the Strawhats were surrounded by guards. I say the Strawhats. I mean Usopp, Nami and Brook because Luffy had gone AWOL (more on that later). The Mermen made a sensible, tactical decision to burst the Strawhats’ bubbles and force them to fight in the water. But they made the mistake of showing Nami how to operate the Bubbly Coral. She used a giant one to drain the room of water. (Good job, Nami. Quick thinking as usual!) Brook had a badass moment. That’s why I like him. He can go from his goofy, kind, fun-loving self to scary swordsman with a snap of his bony fingers.

Usopp was ready to throw down, which was a nice surprise. I was so hyped to see what his new weapon can do, but was blue-balled. Ah, well. Next time! :D

Oh, and Zoro let himself out of jail. xD

Or Zori, as Neptune kept calling him. Another trait to add to Neptune being a stand up guy was that he volunteered to fight Zori because he didn’t want anyone else getting hurt. A good king!

The next thing, Zoro had plowed through everyone and Usopp was freaking out about overkill! “FFS, Zoro! We were just going to intimidate them and run!”

Zoro thought, “Yes. Run. Let’s bail.”

Usopp said, “A great plan, but we don’t know where Sunny is. Plus, the coating came off when we crashed through the bubble.”

Nami also added that the Log Pose had been unstable ever since they arrived (what does that mean?)

Then a nearby DDM rang.

Accidental Criminals

This whole scene was hilarious. Honestly, I came into this arc expecting lots of heavy stuff about Fishman vs humans racism and I’m getting accidental criminal activity and comedy hostage-takings. It’s awesome.

Zoro picked up the DDM and Usopp freaked out. “Don’t pick it you, you dumbass!” It was Fukaboshi, the eldest Merprince. He asked Zoro to open the gate.

“Yeah, no can do. But I’ll tell you what you can do...”

For Zoro had spied an Opportunity. (For all everyone calls Zoro a dumbass, he can be really clever sometimes).

“We have your father and the palace hostage. We need a new coating for the Sunny. And we need the rest of our crew: a gloomy woman, a robot, a raccoon, and a dirty water imp.”

“HAHAHAH, a dirty water imp. Classic!” Brook chortled.

“Oh, and a million Berry in cash, please, Zoro,” Nami added.

The Strawhats really have taken a level in grey morality, it’s hilarious. Their reactions to Zoro’s Big Idea were even more than I’d have expected from them two years ago (except Nami. She’s always had half an eye on treasure).  And they are clearly confident they can escape from Fishman Island in one piece.

Fukaboshi agreed because he had no choice. It seems he’s a stand up kinda guy too, because he delivered a message from Jimbei to Luffy (this caused a stir in the palace. Jimbei is even more godly down there than on the surface).

The message was: “Do not fight against Hordy. I will meet you at the Sea Forest.”

Do not fight against Hordy? Really? There’s history between them, right? Jimbei and Hordy, I mean. They were both Sun Pirates. Or is that Arlong and Jimbei? Yeah, I think it’s Arlong and Jimbei. But maybe Hordy was also on that crew? 

Something is up here...

But I never found out what because some Big Booms happened off-panel in the direction of the Princess’ room.

Which happened to be where Luffy was, of course.

Princess Peach

So Luffy, who only came to the palace for food, got fed up within 0.5 seconds of arriving and wandered off. He came across a pair of massive, solid-looking doors. A pair of axes were embedded in them. Must admit my first thought was, “Oh cool, the princess is an angry, fighting type!”

Nope. Completely wrong.

Luffy sneaked inside because he could smell food. One thing led to another and he ended up bouncing on the giant Mermaid Princess’ giant tiddies. (If Sanji ever finds out, he will never speak to Luffy again.) 

Of course, she woke up and was like, “Why is there a tiny human bouncing on my tiddies? I did not consent to this.” And she shrieked and cried, as you would if some hungry, little random was bouncing on you. I love how Luffy could not deal with her giant tears. It’s one of his rare weaknesses. Like, what, why are you crying, stop, plz, I did nothing to you.

Turns out the Princess is not a fighting type. She is actually a terrified, sweet girl who has been locked in a Hard Shell Tower for ten years because Captain Bloody Vander Decken is an annoying fucking sex-pest who will not take no for an answer!

The action briefly cut to him ranting away about how he was convinced Neptune wanted to force her into a political marriage because she was really in love with Decken. That he could not allow her to be with anyone else and he would rather see her dead than with anyone else. “Your life is either death or marriage. I will present her this lovely boomerang axe with a rose on it.” You know, because if you’re going to be decapitated, I guess it’s nice to know it’s done with love and good intentions, right? Absolutely insane. This guy is Major Incel Material.

Of course, Decken’s latest “gift” whirled into the room and Luffy stopped it. He was like, “WTF, where did this come from?”

The Guards burst in and the Princess saved Luffy’s ass by hiding him. Of course, Luffy overheard what had happened to the others. He wasn’t bothered. “Meh, that’s fine. Your lot won’t be able to control them, anyway.” Just goes to show how much faith Luffy has in his crew’s strength after those two years. 

To repay Luffy, the Princess said he could eat her giant food. While he ate, she asked him questions. The most interesting was this one:

“You’re a pirate,” she said. “Does that mean you’re a bad person?”

Luffy thought about this, then answered, “Hmm... I dunno. You decide.”

(Just another incident to add to my growing: Luffy’s Grey Morality Evidence Pile.)

The Princess told Luffy Decken has a DF power called Mark Mark. It sounds pretty useful, actually, (which is bad for her). If he designates someone as his mark, he can throw a weapon and hit them every time, unless an obstacle is in the way. That’s why she’d been locked in the Tower for ten years.

Luffy was confused, as you would be if someone told you that. “He wants to marry you but wants to kill you? WTF?” and said, “Ten years? You must be bored. I’d get sick if someone locked me up for ten years.”

Then he yelled at her because she poked his cheeks while he was eating (tbh, that would make me mad too. Just because he’s little does not mean Luffy is a pet!) But she’s just a lonely girl with minimal social skills because she’s been locked up for so long and she could not handle Luffy yelling at her.

Luffy being Luffy, was honest to the point of being Super Harsh. “You might be big, but you’re a coward and a crybaby. I don’t like you! You’ve stayed hear for ten years, eh? That could make you sick. Isn’t there anywhere you wanna go? Come on, let’s go for a walk!”

Luffy gave her the Unblinking Luffy Stare.

There is no returning from that.

Once he puts an idea in someone’s head and gives them That Look, they are done for.

The whole meeting the Princess scenes reminded me of the Big Baby from Spirited Away. The one who wouldn’t go outside because Yubaba had told him all about germs and he was afraid but was still fascinated by Chihiro because he was lonely and wanted her to play. Except this situation is more complicated because Neptune is a Good Dad and only wants to protect his daughter from a pest who he is trying to arrest but cannot find. It’s for her safety. Just as well Luffy is there with a cunning plan to get her out for a walk, eh?

Nah, Luffy. Absolutely no one will realise there’s something up here... xD

Sex-Pest Shakes Hands With Roid Peddler

Meanwhile, the shady villains have teamed up! I don’t think that’s happened in One Piece yet. It’s an alliance of convenience based on a common enemy. They both hate Neptune for different reasons. Hordy’s is political. Decken’s? Because he’s a sex-pest.

Prediction? I bet Hordy will betray Decken. Evidence? None. Just wishful thinking. I want to see Decken get his pathetic ass kicked. 

“And I would like to add a side order of salt and chili fries to our ransom demands.”

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 15 - 22.11.18 lb

15.11.18

“main tumhe poore shehar mein paagalon ki taraah dhoond raha tha aur tum yahan bistar ke neeche thi?”

..... well when you put it like that......

behen heavy philosophy mode mein. you two are genuinely so dysfunctional and fucking exhausting is2g.

lol ofc she throws everyone else under the bus with her.

even then gauri's on team jiju. this girl is too pure and none of these dumbasses here deserve her, honestly.

nani why didn't you just approach/team up with anika on day 1 itself? ainvayi mein itne din usko pareshaan kiya.

ok she's overdoing it with the glee at his tadap. no need to be such a sadist.

kyunki main tumse............ le bhai. phir se iski sui wahin jaake atak gayi. universe badal gaya, bhai ke issues nahi badle.

GOD WE'VE LITERALLLLY ALREADY WATCHED THESE TWO HAVE THIS EXACTTTTTTTTTT SAME CONVERSATIONNNNNNNN ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ABOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EITHER WRITE BETTER OR END THE DAMN SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

finally a fucking apology.

YES. GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR. PLS. I AM BEGGING YOU.

#1 fangirl is here. deepveer kaun, twinkle ko bas shivika chahiye.

lmao “chintu??? yeh KYA hai?”

lol anika gave twinkle a pat on her cheek toh shivaay bhi karke haq jataa raha hai uspe.

“chintu bhi koi naam hota hai kya?” pft. your name is billu. those in glass houses.......

ha, anika has the same point to make.

lolololol he's getting roped into doing the #twinTu wedding.

LMAO WHY THE FUCK WOULD TWINKLE'S PAPAJI LISTEN TO SOME RANDO DUDE FROM MUMBAI WHO DRAGGED HIS DAUGHTER UP ON A STAGE YESTERDAY FOR NO DAMN REASON LIKE THE WHOLE THING IS SHADY AND I'D DEMAND HIS SHADY ASS STAY AWAY FROM MY VERY YOUNG DAUGHTER

............. is khanna high this morning?????/

apparently shivaay told him to act like this. idk, i still think he's high.

aslkdjslfjldskjflskj why is she so beautiful it's truly unfair.

gauri is firmly back on #teamJiju.

saari devraniyo ko mutthi mein le liya hai isne.

godddddddddddddddddd this is such a boringggggg filler ep.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH ok i can't anymore with this goddamn filler ep. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16.11.18

everything about this is tacky. the set up, what she's wearing... just...... why? i'm being blinded.

her makeup is on point tho.

what he's wearing too. jfc. all the the styling is so bad.

oh ofc she trips over nothing. ugh lord.

he has same question, ke hamesha girti padti kyun ho? doctor ke paas le jaaon kya?

ohohoho get it billu.

kinky motherfucker.

how's her eye makeup completely intact after the blindfold also? idhar bas kajal lagao toh do min mein it's under my eyes making me look like a baby panda.

lol why is she so impressed he did this? he's rich. he hired ppl for it. not like he lit every diya by himself.

also i’d be worried. last time bhai ne itna taam jhaam kiya tha, toh seedha divorce papers thamaa diye the. so... saavdhan rahein, satark rahein.

lmao billu wants to fuck. so bad.

this chick is really hard to please. itna karne ke baad bhi isko bas 85% hua. suhaag raat pe tujhe badi mehnat karni padegi billu. better keep like 6, 7 redbulls by the bedside.

pft, you think that one pheeka peck was enough to get her to 100%? men and overestimating their...... skills.

“ab door mat jaana anika. door gayi toh main jee nahi paaonga.” waaah waaah. ladke ke emotions finally khul ke aa rahein hain.

“agar mujhe filmy baatein karni aati toh main aaj zor zor ke chilaake kehta... (...) par mujhse yeh sab nahi hota hai, toh mujhse jo hota hai main wahi karoonga. apne dil ki baat seedhe seedhe tumse kahoonga.”

OH FUCK ME THEY STOLE ADAPTED ONE OF MY MOST FAVT LINES IN LITERATURE EVER; KNIGHTLEY'S CONFESSION IN EMMA (“I cannot make speeches, Emma...If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more. But you know what I am. You hear nothing but truth from me.”) ASDSKJFHSDKJFNDSLKFLDK

“agar main badla hoon... ya yoon kahoon ki SUDHRAA HOON...” lolololol

anika being literally every other woman is like ‘bitch literally all i needed from you is emotional honesty and communication. nothing else.’

ouff is universe mein bhi giganticass tacky ring.

lmao itttttaaa bada promise ring.

ab toh iske biwi bolne ka koi thrill hi nahi bacha. har teen din he keeps taking it back and bestowing it again, toh koi value hi nahi raha.

haan ok i love you is better.

waaah bhai, isse kehte hain Nayi Soch!

ok cute.

OUFFFFFFFFF KITNAAAAAAAAA KHEEEEEENCH RAHE HOOOOOOOO JUST FUCKEN GET OVER WITH ITTTTTTTTTTTT

“haan bol do?” waah, dat desperation and talab. i like.

oh man my poor dumb lovesick son. he's finally getting some happy in life. siiiiiiiiigh. may it last. (until he's offed at the end of this week. or the next? idk.)

i am omRu. omRu are me. ki bc in dono ki bakchodi khatam hi nahi hoti.

lmao gauri is me - kisi aur ki shaadi but more concerned about own wardrobe.

“kyun, kya jaldi hai?”

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS THARKI ASSHOLE I LOVE HIM

AUR KYA APT BIWI MILI HAI ISSE.

bhaabi bhi.

nani wants dhoom dhaam. but lord, i forgot roop still exists. ugh dafa karo.

ainvayi exposition line about prinku.

lakshman rekha ka mitaana. yaaaaaaaaaaas. finally.

(though it was in masking tape all these days, suddenly why’s it been made with some rando white powder????????)

and suddenly it’s back to being a masking tape border, which for some reason they’re WIPING, instead of just peeling off. god y’all dumb af.

19.11.18

blah blah blah safaai.

with heavy dose of rudy boy’s puppy eyes.

fuck me i'm really gonna miss my boys. like really really. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk.

nani with the 2 foot rule again.

lmao ab kyun mooh bana rahe ho. it's not like you two were doing anything on a regular basis till now. you can wait two-three more days.

ouff ainvayi ka buildup drama to show girls and boys will be on opposite sides.

snort shivaay's bitchface at gauri saying “inka koi bharosa nahi pata nahi kab bhaag jaaye...”

i love these two together.

some more buildup from rudra. ughhhhhhh.

good. ok fwding.

ugh some fakery from roop.

huh?????????? why is she hating on him for “apne maa baap ko khaa gaya”?????? wtf is wrong with this woman? he was a kid when they died and had nothing to do with it??? god she's such a poorly written villain in every universe. imma just fwd every scene of hers.

blah blah team dulha v/s team dulhan garbage.

dang, omki getting me kinda hot with his annoyed adiyal-ness. ouff this man and his hotness will be missed.

behold the dichotomy of man. lol i love him. in both his forms.

more roop crap. fwding.

blah blah #teamDulha checking out dulhan.

same, anika. same.

good.

lol gotta say bhavya is really nailing the bitchy aunty thing.

“AYE BAS KARO TUMLOG, BOHUT HO GAYA TUM DONO KA NAATAK!!!!” lmaoooooooooooooooooo anika lost it for real.

pffffffffffffft.

also they recovered from that scene with roop pretty quick huh?

pft riVya pulled him from the middle of some business call and promptly abandoned him in front of #teamDulhan.

lol his face at “chalke dikha”

“height thodi kam hai.” “gel bhi baal mein thoda zyaada hi lagaata hai.” all legit and valid concerns.

thoda zyaada personal ho gaya.

“main anika ki SAAAAAAAAAARI zarooraton ka achche se khayaal rakhoonga.”

this fucking horndog. 5 saalon ki kasar abhi ke abhi poori kar raha hai.

riVya approve of the tharak. lol.

lmao @ om randomly bellowing CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cutes. i love them all.

“bhai bada ho gaya.” lol idiot.

roop fucking with the haldi. fwding.

snort, omru warning shivaay to not feel anika up too much haldi ke bahaane.

OUFF LAGAATE HO YA NAHI I HAVE NO PATIENCE NEITHER FOR ROOP'S AINVAYI KA COUNTDOWN NA SHIVAAY'S SENTI SPEECH. FWDING.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the haldi's changing colour.

20.11.18

blah blah haldi nonsense.

fwdinggggggggggg.

oh now they remember that prinku exists.

this is such a random ainvayi ka plot with her?

fwding.

oh look chamak challo singh oberoi made her entry in this universe also.

blah blah fwding.

ok does this prinku plot/episode have anything worth watching?

why is she keeping the photo at that precarious place? kuch bhi.

cuties.

kaanch ka tootna is achcha shagun no? that's what i've always heard.

anyway, fwding.

that cat looks really uncomfortable at the way it's being held.

oh boy rudra has another party plan. meaning more punch. jfc.

cat seems more comfy being held by kunal. (ALWAYS SUPPORT THE HIND LEGS THO, PPL!!!!!!!)

the convo is boring and trite and repeated from OU, so imma just focus on physical hotness.

ofc nani gotta cockblock.

nani ke saamne toh sharam kar tharki insaan.

oh nani, yeh chappaed aur chittar kaash bachpan mein lagaaye hote isko. itna time nahi waste hota.

that haar is huge and ugly af. babies cute tho.

great mangalsutra bhi toot gaya. and this time roop had nothing to do with it.

le bhai yeh do bewakoof janne kar rahi hai party ki taiyyaaariyaan. kuch galat toh hona hi hai.

LMAO OM IS ME I AM OM. KAAM TOH KUCH KARTE NAHI, UPAR SE JO KAR RAHA HAI, USKO ATTITUDE. LEL.

fuck roop. fwding.

great rudra is digging his own grave.

lmao ok i really did laugh at bua in this scene.

ok this ep is boring af and i'm done. NEXTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah not watching the 21st waala ep coz looks to be fullllllll of bua's bs.

22.11.18

le pakdiiiiiiiiiii gayi buaaaa.

good to see shivaay in shark singh mode again.

YIKES HER SCREECHING.

hahahahha her baaaaad acting.

LMAO ROOPS DUMB ASS GAVE SHIPPING ADDRESS WITH RUDRA'S NAME AND BILLING TO HER OWN.

LOL SHE ALSO LEFT BAADAAMS ALL OVER THE POOLSIDE MAN WHAT A FUCKEN IDIOT SHE IS

daaaaaaang shivaay calling bua out step by step. knowing how much this kid is pyaar ka pyaasa from parental figures. sigh. poor child.

OMFG SHE TOLD HIM SHE HATES HIM AND HIS FACE

THIS FUCKING BITCH LEMME AT HER TERE BAADAAM KHAANE WAALE DAANT NA TOD DOON MAIN

ok fwding her dumbass rant.

....... ok tej told her the whole plan till the omRu supaari bit, but did he come from beyond the grave to tell her how he got killed? like, this makes no fuckin sense. she's the fucking worst villain in this show man.

ok fwding.

rudra hearddddddddddddddd.

LMAO THE WAY HE'S RUNNING AND SHIVAAY'S CHASING HIM DOWN THE STAIRS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

lol ofc. is ladke ke pait mein na kuch baat kabhi rahi hai na kabhi rahegi.

this is honestly a lot for om to take lmao.

shivaay still valiantly trying to cover up. par khanna aa gaya rang mein bhang daalne.

oh 5 years later om's like i asked you that day also. uss din ke baad tu aaj pooch raha hai???? beech mein tujhe yaad nahi aaya ki ek witness tha?

lol everyone's on team khanna and protecting him from shivaay's desperate/angry eyes.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the truth is out.

hope this guy took his heart meds today coz........... he's gonna need them.

obro hugs, not drugs. this is the shit i'm here for. more gimme more GIMME MORRRRRRRREEEEEEE. oh god how am i gonna live without the bhaichaara????????/ i really think i might have to give up the show purely because of the lack of brotherly love. PLEASE GOD LET THERE BE A NEW GENERATION OF OBROS I NEED THIS SWEET SWEET SIBLING LOVE HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

oh suddenly prinku ka bhi akal thikaane aa gaya. chalo jiii......

ok dadi i don't give a shit about so whatever.

lmao i've really been enjoying nani's smugass face throughout this ep, ki i knew my sohna munda was shammi kapoor, not shakti kapoor.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROOP TRYING TO SLINK AWAYYYYYYYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

nani revelling in roop's downfall is amazing. i love it.

god some foreshadowing from roop. pls gtfo auntyji instead of putting nazar on my kids.aur mere bachon ke bachon ke bhi aas paas dikh mat jaiyyo!!!!!!!!

(glaring at @mukhtaleef coz she’s now put the unholy fear of god in me with her idea that bua is gonna raise shivaansh. PLEASE GOD ANYONE BUT HER. LET KHANNA RAISE HIM. LET TEENAGE SAHIL ADOPT HIM. ANYONE BUT THIS FUCKING BUA. PLS GOD LET HER DIE FIRST IN THIS DAMN UNIVERSE.)

EVERY SINGLE TIME EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE THEY LET THIS FUCKEN BUA GET AWAY COZ THEY HAVE “LIHAAZ” FOR HER. CALL THE DAMN COPS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

blah blah red herring from anika. ouff. just get on with ittttttttt.

ok shaadi kal hai. good.

ok i’m exhausted af. baaki baad mein (kal?) karoongi. all the actual shaaadi shit. phew. need to legit chug a few gatorades and lie down for a few hours now.

[asoue-sideblog]

Grim Grotto pt 1 liveblog

note: includes spoilers from books and/or promotional details that go past TGG part 1

I want to fight Lemony to defend the honor of the water cycle, which is really interesting in the context of e.g., the formation of geographical features, climate, the availability of fresh water, or other fascinating topics

Fiona sets up her entrance for Maximum Drama

okay... the “So you’re not dangerous?” bit was cute. Klaus you know you’re not dangerous, we all saw what happened between you and Fernald lmao

“he left one day to answer a distress call from a manatee” is like the VFD version of leaving to go get some smokes 

Fiona: My stepfather is gone Baudelaires: Our parents too, that’s rough -  Fiona: NO HE’S ALIVE AND HE’S COMING BACK FOR ME

awww Fi. okay I’m glad they’re deffo at least somewhat going the “yeah she’s in over her head” route. deffo comes off as her just sticking to the only thing she can think of to do

holy shit Violet is so done with Klaus lmao 

“Is this because I didn’t murder the baby?” alkdfjaksdjf

“to hunt orphans, which is a normal activity that many families do”

“our most terrifying submarine for Esmé Squalor” holy shit 

“That’s top secret”, a phrase which here means, “I don’t know”

“I don’t take orders unless I know the facts” VIOLET BAUDELAIRE, PRECIOUS ANGEL, LIGHT OF MY LIFE

awww they’re happy to see Phil :’) 

holy fuck their reaction to “it was eaten by a shark” looooool

Fiona: just a cool, lonesome volunteer... on an important mission that she definitely understands... whose stepfather is coming back any day now... eating nothing but gum... 

holy shit Klaus’s goofy fucking face when she’s talking about showing him the library

Not sure what’s up with Fiona trying to antagonize Violet. Possibly just dominance bullshit because she’s insecure and scared? also they’re being... kinda weirdly gendered about it, given Fiona’s “you don’t think a woman can be a submarine captain?” line and Violet being the one to say “he or she”. Hm. Have to wait and see how this plays out. 

oh! I didn’t expect to see Quigley again. Hey bud! Are we going to see him fly off in a helicopter...? are we going to see Fiona after TGG?

Kit has cleverly positioned herself to intercept any orphans that might not be indoctrinated yet

okay Olaf playing that knife game is good, like that

REALLY love Esmé and Olaf both having “admiral” uniforms and hers being waaaaay better than his 

chef’s salad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fiona was totally hoping for this from the start lmao... “I can show Klaus the library” more like “MAYBE SOMEONE WILL FINALLY TALK ABOUT FUNGUS WITH ME”

“Well that makes sense. You’re in a submarine.” KLAUS, SWEETIE

okay this is EXACTLY what I was hoping for for Fiona. “a manatee accident” god

“Auntie Julia” wtf

“But what side of the schism?” that’s the wrong question... though still a fairly important one

yikes about that fight... the diplomacy of “on the advice of my crew” catapults her miles ahead of her stepdad though, haha. good girl, Fiona.

“a man, a woman, a child”... okay that’s obviously relevant to many different things but (a) Fernald had a blended family and (b) Fernald is a MLM in this adaptation... yikes. poor guy.

THE QUESTION MARK

ATWQ is in the library?????? damn. so basically confirming in this adaptation that the Great Unknown is the Bombinating Beast.

oh man, Fiona wiping her eyes as she goes into the library

baby Fi in the picture is so effing cute

“like gravity or inner beauty” laksdfjaklsdjf

hm. they got caught before the grotto? I wonder how this is gonna go down.

I love them saving the “when did you have time to change” gag for the most outrageous outfit yet alkdsfjalskdfjalksdj

THE BAUDELAIRES WHEN PHIL JUST REVEALS HIMSELF ADLKFJASDKF

“The Quagmires” ALSKDFJALK

“they already have” oooooooooh

Carmelita jumping to see in the porthole lmao

“Maybe I should search for stowaways” HE WANTS HIS SIS ;_; 

“technically, it’s a Volunteer Factual Dispatch” why are you just telling this to Mr. Poe... oh. because he’s too stupid to understand? okay, I guess.

FIONA SEEING THE HOOKS FROM UNDER THE DESK OH MY GOD. this scene with them barely avoiding each other is so good. I AM CRY

are those SHACKLES? what the fuck? is this ATWQ-related?

uhhhhh they.... had Fernald send the message (and therefore implicit threat of arson) instead of Kit? hm.

holy shit I really was not expecting him here

Hmmmm. That’s a really interesting change. 

OH SHIT, HE OPENED IT. 

THEIR REACTIONS!!! I ALMOST FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THIS PART, BABIES ;_; 

[lightsandlostbells]

Skam Italia episode 6 reaction

The Skam Italia team needs to set up an IG for Margot, run by Silvia.

Clip 1 - Eva and Martino

The setting is really incredible. Let’s appreciate how gorgeous Rome is.

Aside from Martino making fun of Eva’s friends, I like him as a character. I guess a lot of people don’t going off the comments for the videos? I think he has a friendly personality and these scenes with Eva have been some of the better parts of this remake. (Part of me is glad he’s the Isak, part of me wonders why they didn’t cast him as Gio. No offense to Gio’s actor or anything, I’m just feeling the Eva-Martino dynamic more. Though I heard that those two actors have known each other IRL since they were kids? I can see that they’re comfy with each other.)

A cat house is a great gift for Silvia! Eva is so thoughtful. I have been wondering if I should get one of those for my cats, but I suspect they would probably ignore it, or pee on it and then ignore it.

I would ship the hell out of Eva and Martino if I had no knowledge of this storyline. He’s adorable putting on the shark cat habitat and trying to make her laugh. It’s going to be such a downer what that thing happens. I can imagine that for viewers who haven’t seen Skam, it’s going to be a big shock.

“What would you do?” "You can’t ask me that, Gio and I are practically brothers” looooooool

Clip 2 -  Sneeze

“How can you tell if he came?” Oh my God. Someone educate this poor girl.

I really feel Eleonora’s frustration. Like it’s hard to demonize Silvia because I’d say it’s also Edoardo’s fault for being the experienced one and not using a condom, but the fact that they went to the clinic and everything is so aggravating. Because you want to protect your naive friend and keep anything drastic from happening, and it’s disheartening when you go to the lengths with her to protect herself and still it amounts to nothing.

Out of curiosity, how seriously do we take Vilde/Silvia’s comparison of an orgasm to a sneeze? Did she have an orgasm and that’s a naive girl’s way of describing it, or did she not come? It doesn’t make that much of a difference except perhaps how much effort William/Edoardo put into her enjoyment. 

Not even gonna lie, Edoardo has been my favorite William. I thought his hookup with Silvia and his meeting at Eva’s place was charming. So I’m predicting that they’ll make him the biggest asshole yet, sigh.

Awww, I love that Sana got a car. And what a moment of inviting Silvia when Silvia’s all “there’s no room for me” - Sana is truly a stand-up person, considering some of the awful things Silvia has said to her. And she didn’t know it, but it was at a moment when Silvia really needed some cheering up. They’re doing a nice job with the girl squad.

I read somewhere in the tag that the rapper they’re listening to is Muslim, so that’s a nice touch.

Instead of Edoardo getting out of his car in slow motion, let the girls pile out of this car with the wind blowing through their hair.

Clip 3 - Are you breaking up with me?

Again, the scenery and cinematography are gorgeous.

The music and acting got a little too soapy and DRAMAAAAA for me, although a lot of people liked it judging from the comments on the scene. I think I prefer this scene to be more understated because it’s not the lowest of the lows and it’s not the resolution of this conflict; it’s a temporary peace. Things are about to come to light in just a few scenes. 

Also because Giovanni is like ... not showing much hesitation/vulnerability in his lies, IMO, he’s fully committed to them. It works better for me when we can see this character faltering, because if he seems to have total conviction in his lies and is telling her she’s the crazy paranoid one, that ups the asshole factor. And well, because this would be a big romantic gesture, except I’m not feeling him and Eva as a couple.

I do like that they pulled away so we can’t hear their conversation, although I didn’t get the sense of a truce as much as I have previously.

But goddamn, look at that city. Major props to the production team for making the most of the setting.

Clip 4 - Are you stupid?

Silvia loving her cat house gift and showing her friends video of Margot playing with it … A+ quality content. I love this friendship squad.

I can think of what Federico wants for his birthday, Eva. Hmmmm.

Actually I would just get him a cat house to see his reaction. Seems like a crowd-pleaser.

That’s pretty interesting that Sana thought Silvia knew Edoardo was an asshole and she just wanted the D. 

They didn’t have the bit about guys only acting nice when they’re guilty or want to get laid - this conversation is strictly about Edoardo - so there’s not the connection between Eva’s situation with Giovanni and her mounting paranoia after they’ve just made up.

Clip 5 - Fancy party

That looks like one fun, aesthetically pleasing party. Good job, Federico.

Gio offers to go to the party if Eva wants, so a point in his favor.

Well on the one hand, Gio was a shady fucker up to now, so I can get why Eva has lingering suspicion. On the other, we didn’t get the bit from Sana about boys only being nice when they want something/are guilty, so it’s a little murky why Eva chooses now, after she’s made up with Gio, to go confront Laura. I guess Laura swinging away was just too much.

Despite his earlier and future sleaziness, Federico does a good job of being comforting when Eva is upset.

Here’s one thing I don’t quite buy, though - if this is Federico’s party, would Eva really not have noticed his girlfriend? Honestly, even in the other versions of this story, it’s a stretch that Eva wouldn’t know the super popular guy who she’s “stalking” has a girlfriend, and for that girlfriend never to be around him at parties, but I guess I can see it? But if this is Federico’s party, and all eyes are going to be on him - people will be making toasts and giving him gifts and stuff - wouldn’t it be easier to notice Alice possibly hanging around him and acting couple-y with him? People pointing her out? It’s not impossible or anything, they could have kept their distance at the party, just a little harder for me to accept.

At least Alice suspects what’s up, you can tell when she comes in. She almost seems too savvy to fall for her boyfriend’s BS.

Alice: “I’m gonna give you three free drinks and introduce you to two older friends of mine” Hell yeah, best Iben yet!

Aww, this Eva is really a sweet person. She wanted to accompany Silvia home once she saw the Edorado/random girl makeout session.

Wait, was that just an accidental eye lock, or was Silvia going to hook up with that other guy? The one with the thick eyebrows? Listen, I can see that going very poorly, and I don’t want Silvia to do something she doesn’t want, but if she can be with someone other than Edoardo in a good way? Yes please. Seize the day. (What if that’s Italian Magnus?)

Ahhh, I can’t believe Gio is just smoking weed. That’s so underwhelming! Eva already knew that he smoked weed. She didn’t approve but like … is this going to be that surprising even if he told her he stopped?

Not to mention he actually left her at the cabin to go smoke! There’s a huge difference between bringing the weed with you and leaving the cabin overnight in order to get high. WTF.

The backstory of her almost breaking up with him previously because he had smoked weed makes him even dumber. I guess I can see why he really didn’t want to tell her but ... I mean,, it’s anybody’s take on whether that was an extreme reaction on Eva’s part or not, but Gio knew this was something that was breakup-worthy to her, and he did it anyway, like ... whatever, Gio.

“What hurts is knowing you don’t trust me.” You were lying to her, dude. Repeatedly. Even when she confronted you about those lies. She has good reason to not trust you. At least he knows he has to earn her trust again.

Good choice to end on Eva crying.

General Comments:

Yeah, not to repeat myself too much, but Skam Italia has done a solid job with the girl squad and the Eva-Martino relationship, but the Eva/Giovanni ship is lacking for me.

Her acting can be shaky on a technical level, if that’s what you want to call it, but the Eva actress has made her very likable, very endearing. The writing has also given her extra moments where she’s very compassionate and considerate of her friends. 

Disappointed that Gio’s secret wasn’t something else but at least we can move on from that part of the story.

I don’t speak Italian, so if I misunderstood something or missed the context, feel free to correct me or elaborate.

If you got this far, thank you for reading!

[insarations]

random questions just cause...hereeell we go

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? *chuckles* yup

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? yes

3. Have you taken someones virginity? ya

4. Is trust a big issue for you? no in fact I trust people way too much

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? don't really like anyone atm

6. What are you excited for? hmm idk really. I guess my week off of work in a few weeks

7. What happened tonight? not much, just chilling, rainy day

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? ehh..idk it's just not my thing. but I wouldn't call it "disgusting"..if that's fun for them then cool

9. Is confidence cute? for sure, just not tooo much..fine line there

10. What is the last beverage you had? water and an iced vanilla latte

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? hmm. not any really besides my dad

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? yes a couple

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? I'm not sure yet. Probably go somewhere with a friend or see a movie

14. What are you going to spend money on next? probably either food or coffee

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? no

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? not significantly but I feel like I'm always changing in some way, even if it's gradual

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? not gonna put a name but one of my best friends

18. The last time you felt broken? that's hard to answer cause like i still do, i have for a while now but I mean it's not as bad as it was. about a year ago

19. Have you had sex today? sadly no lol

20. Are you starting to realize anything? a lot of things every second of every day. adulthood has a lot of fucking wake up calls

21. Are you in a good mood? not necessarily in a good mood but i'm not really in a bad mood either..it's just kinda like meh lol

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? hmm.... maybeee... depends

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? no. his is brown, mine are blue

24. What do you want right this second? not to have to go to work tomorrow XD and idk maybe a good ol makeout session and/or cuddles

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? uhhh well like if i were in a relationship with them then wtf, no no lol not good. but like if it was someone i'm not together with then...cool, do whatever the hell you want

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? pretty much

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? noo.. like i mean they don't gotta be some sorta jokester/comedian or nothing but just..don't be so serious. laughing is the best

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? probably one of my cats lol

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? always do

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? for the most part. but idk...I don't think I could give someone who cheated another chance. that's just crossing a line of trust that like..I could forive but I wouldn't be able to be with them again. I just don't understand anyone who cheats

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? that would be my dad so no XD

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? hmm hard to answer. but I suppose she does

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? nooo I love soda. with that said though, since the beginning of the year i've cut back on it alottttt for my health. but i still drink it maybe once a week. i used to drink it literally every day multiple times a day.

34. Listening to? currently juice WRLD

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? sometimes at work but not often

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? yup

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes and no. i hate that question, it's old lets move on lol

38. Who did you last call? i cant remember, probably one of my parents. i dont talk on the phone much

39. Who was the last person you danced with? I dont dance really except in the car with my friends..our own version of dancing XD

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? cause she was my girlfriend. girlfriends do that lol

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? a few weeks ago i think

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? no..we don't hug often really lol we're just not that way but i do hug my mom every now and then

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? probably a million times

44. Do you tan in the nude? noooooooo. i burn so easy i'd probably turn into one giant tomato

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? never

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? nah :/ I miss that

47. Who was the last person to call you? a million car sales people cause i'm stupid and entered info on a website and now it's like the neverending fucking story of sales people calling me like heyyyy buy a jeep and its like yes mam id love to but i'm poor so how about not right now stop calling me thank you bye

48. Do you sing in the shower? heck ya. except not really lately cause i shower at the gym...they don't wanna hear that XD

49. Do you dance in the car? yasss

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? yes, I did archery at camp as a kid. fun times

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 10th grade highschool photo. or if it counts, my aunt took my graduation photos..she perty professional

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? there definitely can be cheesy ones but those are usually the ones i love XD

53. Is Christmas stressful? these days yes -_- never as a kid. I miss those days

54. Ever eat a pierogi? I don't think I have actually

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? not a huge fruit pie person but I guess...apple or lemon. I really don't eat fruit pie though. If  it's gonna be pie then I prefer something like chocolate or peanut butter

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? so many different things, that's why i never settled on anything XD

57. Do you believe in ghosts? I think so..in a certain way.. like not in the way they show on tv and movies. just idk, i do believe in spirits. There's some stories in my family they are kinda hard not to believe or explain

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? allllll the time

59. Take a vitamin daily? nah, probably should ?

60. Wear slippers? not anymore, I used to alot

61. Wear a bath robe? same as above. I get way too hot for that now lol

62. What do you wear to bed? usually just shorts or boxers and a tank top or tshirt. sometimes sweatpants dependning  

63. First concert? reba mcentire lol

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? target. walmart for certain things. but target is just fun

65. Nike or Adidas? neither really but adidas if i have to pick

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? I like both, but peanuts

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? back in the day, crazier. then it was blank space or shake it off...but recently, delicate. many different taylor eras XD

69. Ever take dance lessons? when I was in elementary school and 6th grade yes

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? umm hmm honestly no. whatever makes them happy :)

71. Can you curl your tongue? nah, i dont got nothing special like that XD

72. Ever won a spelling bee? nahh

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yesss

74. What is your favorite book? several...looking for alaska by john greene, the pawn series by robin roseau, and look again by lisa scottoline

75. Do you study better with or without music? havent studied in so long O_o but probably with

76. Regularly burn incense? not regularly. I do from time to time but not as much anymore, my mom hates it lol

77. Ever been in love? yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert? so many... fleetwood mac or just stevie nicks, ben howard, maroon 5, pvris, ariana grande, lana del rey, the weeknd, pink, coldplay, imagine dragons lady gaga, andrew belle, adele, lorde, gwen stefani even though I already did lol...i could go on all day. bottom line, i need to see more concerts

79. What was the last concert you saw? Gwen Stefani a couple years ago

80. Hot tea or cold tea? cold

81. Tea or coffee? coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie? alllllll the cookies. lately m&m. but chocolate chip is always a winner

83. Can you swim well? yes

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? nahh

85. Are you patient? yes and no. depends on the setting and circumstance lol. I think I'm fairly patient compared to other people but sometimes at work..if the right people push my buttons then oohhh boyyy no

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? hmm.. neither honestly just put on the damn ipod playlist XD

87. Ever won a contest? a couple when I was little lol

88. Ever have plastic surgery? noo. no thank you

89. Which are better black or green olives? greeeeeen

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? go for it. I used to think alot differently when I was younger cause I'm a christian, grew up with traditional values. but *sighs*... things change lol sex is great, go for it but be safe people XD

91. Best room for a fireplace? ANY ROOM. omggg. they should have fireplaces in the bathroom. what a great idea you can just warm yourself while you sitting there haha genius

92. Do you want to get married? If I meet the right person but if I don't ever get married that's fine too lol it's not a priority for me really but if I do meet the right person then for sure