#wtf lmfaoooooooo

[mamabirbsnz]

SCREAMING AT THIS TUMBLR AD I JUST GOT WTF IS THIIIISSSSS???? 😭😭😭😭🙏

Warning: Nightmare fuel below the cut

[dicespam]

someone really said ‘you look like an improper fraction’ 😭 HELLO

[evansbby]

not me going on tiktok and seeing

[syrinq]

me thinking about the fact that i don't see nor care about "ohhhh the baby has parent's little nosey". also ending up bewildered seeing someone's blood relatives, because 99% of the time they don't look as alike as other people claim them to be

[petrichorium]

hiiii pluvi, nyla here! for your one piece and hq selfships: 💞, 📝, 🌦️ aaaaand 💌! thanks in advance! i'll have fun answering your asks too uwu

📝: How would your story in canon go? How would you influence the events of the original story?

Shanks — as of rn i dont influence the story tbh...... we'll have to re-address this in a decade when we get more red-haired pirates and after shanks dies KJHSDFJKHB but for now im just kinda lingering whenever theres rhp moments. my first appearance is the luffy wanted poster scene and i make a lil comment to mihawk (smthn like "always lovely to see you hawk-eyes" yk ambiguous enough), then im in the bg during the bit where rockstar calls shanks, im missing during marineford and then i show up during whitebeard/ace's funeral and im consistently w the red-haired pirates from then on. during the wano bit i finally get another line agreeing w lime juice after he mentions barto, then a passing goodbye to marco. im shown towards the side of the bar scene in elbaf reading a book and then im in the big wide-shot as theyre approaching the red force; the one "big" change is that im the one who hands the info on kidd off to shanks (bc that is Technically my official job as communications officer) and hongo and i have a tiny exchange. oda also talks abt me a bit in an sbs, he says im the only officer who hasnt met luffy and mentions im from a new world island, n says i joined the crew five yrs prior to the present

Kuroo — another one where i have minimal impact on the canon LOL but he and i r coworkers to lovers soooooo i only show up at the very end!!! i think im a recurring character in the final timeskip match chapters, i appear four or five times w the final time being w kuroo's appearance and described as his colleague. maybe later on theres an extra sketch of us grabbing a drink in our work uniforms and it sparks hella shippers

💞: Aside from with your f/o, who else would you commonly be shipped with? Why?

Shanks — i think any of the other red-haired officers is common but lime juice is the go-to for me simply bc of that one interaction in wano LMFAOOOOOOOO and then hongo later on for the elbaf interaction pfft. beckman is also a regular name in a "pair the spares" sense but icl i dont think hes ever spoken to me in canon (simply bc i do not have much screentime) & mihawk is also Somewhat up there again be of my one line. OH AND MARCO..... i think when he leaves the ship after wano he passes me and does an ambiguous hug/hand to the arm thing that has ppl like wtf was that 🫣

Kuroo — i think kenma bc im shown in the bg of a few of his shots!!! and i think theres a panel or two of me interacting w ushijima so theres a few instances of that...... theres like one super dedicated crackshipper of me and iwa LOL

🌦️: Would you be accompanied by mostly fluff or angst fanfics? Both? Explain why.

Shanks — ohhhh a mix.... i think whenever im involved its either relatively low-key fluff or a super in-depth character deep-dive. im often used as a catalyst for mishanks or shuggy or any manner of other m/m ships tho which means ig its angst for shuvi 😔

Kuroo — def fluff, but also a bit of angst. in a similar light a lot of fics im in have me being a catalyst specifically for kuroken, and there r probs just as many poly fics as there are of just me n kuroo, but by n large the Actual shipfics are cutesy work romance vibes

💌: How would your dynamic be portrayed? What might people focus on most? Any misconceptions?

Shanks — honestly the dynamic is varying bc theres just not much content of me or us interacting as of yet, just the tiniest bit of banter and then a very professional back n forth. shanks tends to be portrayed as Down Bad in ships so i think that is accurate, but i do think people generally overemphasize the captain/subordinate thing and a lot of the nuance wrt the nature of my joining the crew is not considered fully until my full backstory is discussed

Kuroo — sjhdfusbfv fuckboy kuroo my beloathed....... but i feel its not That bad. idk our dynamic is soooo Normal obvi its a v subtle ship/only vaguely hinted at so the specifics of our strangers-to-friends-to-lovers slow burn is not known,,,,,, i think generally the dynamic is far faster and not drawn out in fanon. people focus more on the working together, boss/secretary vibe (when i rlly quit my job right as we get together rip) and write us as having a very nuclear family i think.

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[bbina]

bbibbi… i’m going to cry… no… i’m actually tearing up 🥲 i can’t believe that btl is over now 😩 like… time goes so fast huh? i’ve never been this invested in an smau before, btl is just THAT smau 😭💗💗💗 nothing can EVER top it i’m telling you 😊 but fr, this smau is so beautiful, the characters, the plot, the chats, the angst, literally EVERYTHING 😩 i’m going to miss waiting for a new btl chapter to be released everyday ☹️ i’m going to miss reading the cuteness, the angst, the silliness, the lovey dovey-ness ☹️ i’m going to miss my silly boys and my silly girl silly-ing around together ☹️ i’m going to miss cute loser boy wonbin who’s just so in love with his girlfriend y/n ☹️ i’m going to miss pretty lover girl y/n who was kinda late to realising her feelings for wonbin ☹️ i’m going to miss snitch shotaro who snitched to the others that wonbin went to ulsan ☹️ i’m going to miss overprotective older brother eunseok who now has a GIRLFRIEND??? HELLO??? ☹️ i’m going to miss confused giant sungchan who was blamed by y/n for wonbin leaving her ☹️ i’m going to miss bubble boy seunghan who’s literally the president of the ynbin nation ☹️ i’m going to miss puffy hair sohee who’s a part of the ynbin nation and is just a cutie patootie ☹️ and i’m going to miss sir anton who SOME people tried to make second lead ☹️ fuck… I’M GOING TO MISS BTL SO MUCH 😩 okay but i can always just reread it so 🤭 i just want to be dramatic 😭 i can’t believe that i actually teared up… like… wtf??? bbibbi… THANK YOU for writing this AWESOME smau 😩 i love your cute, smart, big brain that is full of wonderful ideas SO MUCH 💗💗💗 believe me when i say this but btl is the first ever smau that i fell in love with 😘 everything about btl was so homely and comforting, i felt so much at ease whenever i used to read the chapters 😩 AND i remember ranting to my cousin when ynbin had that HUGE fallout 😭 babe you had me stressing and shit 😩 and i’m so happy with the amount of LOVE and APPRECIATION that btl has received 🥰 #DESERVED 💗💗💗 reading other anons asks about btl made me so giddy and happy 😊 the highlights of this journey HAS to be ynbin’s CRAZY fallout and the ynton shippers 😩 WHERE DID THE YNTON SHIPPERS COME FROM??? they just spawned out of nowhere 😭 the b in btl stands for BEST and i’m 100% sure that other anons will agree with me 😊 i’m actually going to reread it… LIKE I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT IT’S OVER NOW??? WTF??? heart: broken 💔💔💔 soul: shattered 💔💔💔 bbibbi 😭 i’m actually going crazy… 😐 btl ending means that seunghan’s going to come back 😊 idk what i’m saying i’m just rambling now 😩 btl… btl… BTL… ☹️ okay but the one year skip fucking caused my heart to palpitate 😭 UGH 😩 i love you btl 💗💗💗 SO MUCH 💗💗💗 FOREVER 💗💗💗 AND ALWAYS 💗💗💗

- 🦌

i jus realized bbibbi is an iu song lmfao ANYWAY-

it's been over 12 hours and i still can't believe its over :( i miss them already 😔 ive been answering asks and i was like "fuck im gonna update again" BUT WHATS THERE TO UPDATE CHAT 💔 not too sure about anything can top it... im lowkey liking the plot of wb's second smau thats in the works.. not gonna say much cus its not done yet 🫣

mane im already missing backstreet boys dumb shenanigans mixed with wonbin's loser self yearning for yn to like him back bc shes a dummy!! remember when eunseok had to literally knock some sense into her ass.. sigh they were so cute and funny... esp when the boys took it upon themselves to fight the devil (ynbin) themselves like get u friends who bridge you to the person who's right for u!!!

u guys do tell me that u guys feel like ur literally part of the friend group 😭 thats honestly kinda cute... means i nailed what its like to be with friends *sigh* LMFAO

the ynbin breakup will still continue to haunt yall huh 😭 the way it got yall talking to ur irls about it (some anons mentioned they were talking abt it to their own friends LMFAOOOOOOOO) crazy ass plot..

THE LOVE BTL GETS IS SO HEARTWARMING I LOVE THAT YOU GUYS RLLY LOVE THIS FIC THE WAY I LOVE IT HUSDHSKHFSDJFHKSD will never get tired of saying that shit fr

NTM ON THE YNTON SHIPPERS LIKE WHERE DID U GUYS PULL THAT ONE OUT OF UR ASSES?????? there was fr a little anon group dedicated on sending asks about ynton becoming canon LIKE HUUUH ... the highlight for me was the poll 😭 maybe i'll do more plot polls more often just to see everyone spiral and think outside the box 😭

idk why i have a strong gut feel hani is coming around soon especially whats going down on the kpop world... KINGHAN COMEBACK 2024

the one year timeskip just to show that they've come a full circle teeheeeeee

thank you so much for reading bambi anon!!!! i rlly rlly rlly LOVED waiting for ur thoughts !! thank you sosososo much for always taking ur time of day to read and share!! <3 LUV YEW

[fapper]

Wtf i just realized this one visually fucked up math TA lives dead right across from my hall broooo LMFAOOOOOOOO

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

Why does my phone autocorrected HORNY to honey ??? Lmfaoooooooo wtf

But !! Evan is such a honey. 😻

i knew exactly what you meant. the horny daydream lost in the ether that one day tumblr was being a hoe. :(

he's a honey bear!

[sharm-the-shark]

LMFAOOOOOOOO HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS LIKE WTF

the origins of the “what are you two FUCKING talking about??” meme is almost funnier then the meme itself

[endless--prince]

cant believe i did all this only for brx+wjx heads to block out most of it LMFAOOOOOOOO

((wtf its february what am i gonna do for valentines day oh nooooo

[lucidoasis]

i have lost all fuckin respect for the site lead. now i fuckin wish i could make him eat his goddamn words. for someone who said they hate micro-managing and want to fix this place up, he's doing the complete opposite. holy fucking shit.

i honestly do wish he broke his neck when he slipped on black ice. i genuinely do not give a fuck anymore. fucker is tryin to set me up for failure? setting everyone up for failure. then have the audacity to act like he knows wtf is going on. LMFAOOOOOOOO.

you're a fuckin joke, dude. fuckin choke pls.

[cinnamanz]

it is an impostor 😟 i don’t even use that sad face emoji. i knew something’s is up, some tingly feeling made me want to open tumblr 😡

ALSO WDYM CHAPTER SIXTEEN. just say you hate me. i’m gonna read it all by next week when i get back 😒 i hope there’s angst you’re doing well

- angst lover since birth

next week nd its like chapter 30 LMFAOOOOOOOO u got fucking spidey senses wtf man thats insane

[mangoposts]

mina what r u doing?? he's mad and ur crying😭😭it hasn't even been a day wtf

I was crying because i was drunk and i finally let all my feelings out that ive been holding for 3 years LMFAOOOOOOOO

[zombies-aliens]

Man idk wtf I'm expected to do in my situation. Man this woman was fine as hell and I helped her at work and I can so easily tell she thinks I'm handsome but.. I'm at work, I don't have time to chit chat. I wish women were more direct and gave numbers out or at least they could say some playful shit like "so are you gonna ask for my number?" and HELLYEAH YOU FINE AS HELL but fuck what can I say to the girl right then and there? I'm dealing with dumbass low IQ customers who don't understand anything other than yes, these moronic pea brain birds don't get that :hey sorry we don't have that in here: means WE DONT CARRY IT bruh idk if I should kms or if I should laugh my ass off at their stupidity. Um yeah there's actually a new plague that's worse than COVID and it's irreversible, and we're calling the disease: the customer. It's a horrible disease that kills brain cells and 1 in 2 people have it. Symptoms include being slow as fuck, blocking entrances to aisles, and not knowing how to read signs, oh and the classic "I forgot to bring my glasses" BITCH..... HOW DO YOU FORGET... NAW IM DONE MAN LMFAOOOOOOOO AYO LEMME GET BACK TO THE LADY bro I'm about to go BONKERS and spill everything that irritates me about these bird customers lemme get back to the lady now

So that lady was pretty and all she looked way better than my coworkers. Bro I know I can pull nines and dimes and that lady was looking right in the looks department and well, I can't be too sure if she thought the same of me but most likely, I'm in the store looking neat and presentable, nothing fancy or outlandish going on, but I'm a pretty handsome guy to a lot of women and men tell me I'm not ugly too. My appearance is a key thing apparently and I hate to suck my own dick but yeah, I see it. But wtf was I suppose to do and if anything happens then shiii ima have to be quick man because I'm working and I'm sure she's got a busy schedule with other dudes hitting on her too and I'm sure she's fucking maybe, idk, some dudes are honestly terrible at talking to girls but maybe idc but it's good to think so imo bc maybe she's not the type to get attached to but hey if she's lovely and she doesn't raise suspicions of being a woman of the streets then shiiieeett your boy might cuff. I still dk wtf to do about it. I don't have much time on my hands so it'll have to be quick. But honestly bro.. I'm a man with needs. IM TRYNA FUCK I'm not trying to read the Bible lmao

[ybjournal]

like yeah i’m sure abbey would not be pleased if like, ray or red started following me and liked all my pics or something. just so weird and so ugly. so fucking ugly of him to make me jealous of her. it’s really not a good feeling to know that someone ur dating is into your best friend. like the whole fucking time we dated i KNEW he was into her. that doesn’t feel good to me. everyone is into her. no one is into me. even fucking Richard isnt in my dms the way he’s in abbeys and lilli’s. damn i really am the ugly fat friend lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo maybe i should just give up again !! what is the point of trying when you’re always gonna be second or third best ??? when you’re never someone’s first choice ???? when even an ugly little man with blond tips doesn’t want u lmfaoooooooo like wtf is going on here ?????

[angelvyxen]

Nah melo is actually in real life slow because??? Wtf did we just watch

LMFAOOOOOOOO