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silvershiningtarot · 2 years ago

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PAC18+:🍨✨Channeled Message From Your True Love & Karmic Lover❤️

This is a channeled message from your true love and karmic partners. Take what resonates and what doesn't. Remember this is a general reading💕💕. Enjoy this reading. Most of those piles from your partners are advice for you.

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Hey, you, I know I haven't been talking to you for a minute, because I have been focusing on my bullshit. I hope you are doing the same thing with yours. I can see that you've been writing some stuff down about our future. So am I. I can feel your energy. I am searching for it in everyone else even girls I've been going on dates on. I realized something yesterday about some bullshit ass friends and family. I've attached myself to these fake ass friends because I keep forgiving them. So I still have a lot more karmic shit to deal with. Sorry for keep delaying our connection. I know that you've been working and keeping up with your finances. I know how you feel. I was in your shoes before. I feel that someone had stolen something from me. I don't know who but I'll figure it out. If you need any help! Let me know. I don't like it if you are struggling. Our connection is part of the universe. You and I shared a past life before. I am your friend that came down here to help you out. Whatever struggle you going through I am here. Call out my name. I can feel that you are the most important person in my life. I can feel the love between us, even when we are apart from each other. Make sure to keep writing your list down. I hope I am everything on that list. I wanna tell you something, I am shame of the choices I've made in life. If I tell you that you won't look at me the same again. I've been working on myself. Left to right I've been stuck in the middle. I've attached myself to people's bullshit drama. I can't help it. I love to help other people. Now my question is to you? Are you eating right? How are you feeling? It's okay to feel those emotions whatever you are feeling. Feel it. I used to be the same way. Blocking those emotions. I was so afraid of being vulnerable. Now I am a fucking crybaby. When I was younger, I have been manifesting someone like you in life. I feel that I lost you. I can feel my soul searching for you. You are such a boss-ass woman/man. Can you notice that? I can see it. Even though I can't see it physically but I can see it when I dream about you. I remember when I was younger I used to watch a lot of Disney movies. My family used to make fun of me because of that. But I didn't care I mean don't get me wrong it hurt but I still watch it. So again. Whatever you are dreaming about or writing down it better be me. Because that's what I'm doing. I pray to the stars when I'm thinking about you. When I look up at the moon, I see your beautiful face. You have a beautiful face, energy, etc. I don't like it when you cry 😭 because it makes me cry. I've been seeing a psychic about you. She says some pretty weird 😕 things about you. I've gotten scared about it. Sorry for my delaying our connection with you. Maybe this is my desire talking. But I fucking want you! I wanna meet you right now! I wanna feel your energy around me. I don't want to feel other people's energies anymore. I am getting fucking frustrated 😫. It is bothering the fuck out of my soul. I feel uncomfortable talking to people about my fucking problems if they ain't hearing me. I am sorry for yelling. But this is how I feel. Ain't you ready to meet me? Because I am. I don't care if you got karma with other people we will deal with it together. Ugh!!! Forgive me my darling. I am just scared about the timing and everything. My doubts come to me saying that I'll never meet you. That would be fucked up of me to say wait. Anyways, I love you so much. Ughhhhhhh!! See! I am feeling the water in my eyes right now. Because I wanna cry. I am tired of messing around with other women or talking to other women. I just wanna talk to you and you ONLY!!!

My precious cupcake 🧁, I know what you've been feeling. Our energies transfer to each other🥹. You know how I feel and I know how you feel. I know you are getting tired of waiting for me. For our connection. You wanted it to happen right now. I get you, my love. Everything takes patience. I think that you should go after what you want. Don't think about anything else. Just do it. I mean be smart. We have a telepathic connection. We have conversations with each other. You might think that shit is stupid or corny or whatever but it ain't. I like talking to you. Even though we are far away from each other. We still like right there with each other. If that makes sense. I've been meditating and isolating myself away from people. Because of those types of bad energies, I won't do that to myself. In that area. I climb out of a dark hole. I won't put myself back in there again. You shouldn't either. I've seen the way how you've been moving lately. It's good 🌟 but I can see you falling back into that bad habit. I'm telling you I noticed it because I am noticing it in myself. I feel that you should isolate yourself, away from people because they are not for you. I know you have a lesson you need to learn from these people. So do I. But don't let anyone try to fucked up your peace of mind. Because that person ain't worth it. Maybe I'm deflecting. Nah! Haha 😂 I am just giving you advice. My precious darling. I've been seeing you grow so tremendously. I love every inch of you. Watching you grow helps me grow. I've bet if I was the type of man/woman then I was before tell me the truth you wouldn't want me. Not at all you wouldn't. The choices I've made. Made me the man I am today. I realize my mistakes and actions. I told myself that shit wouldn't fly today. Because I am in a different head space now. Figuring out my peace and my sanctuary. I am sorry for deflecting. See! I'll take accountability for my shit. But still, take my advice. As your husband regardless of what label I am to you. I am still your husband/wife. Because I am confident that you are my wife one day to be. Let me boost your confidence real quick. Do you know how amazing you are? Do you? Your light is so bright it burns the shit out of people’s eyes. You are the best 🌟 beautiful woman/man in the world. The way you sing, move, dance and talk is fucking amazing. You have such a gift. The universe speaks to me when I meditate. I daydream about you all the time. I dream about you. 💘💘🌟💋Your my cupid. You shoot your arrow into my heart ❤️. I fell deeply in love with you. Yes, I don't know you but I know of you. If that makes sense. I know I keep giving you advice because I love helping you out! But you should try meditation with me. Whenever you're ready. Do it. Speak to the universe while you are meditating. Even if you don't believe in us. I say give it a try. What's worth the risk? I have a mental issue, sort of people say I do but oh okay. I am fucked up in the mind. I'm honest about that. That's why I try different outlets to help me. My ancestors speak to me about you. Calling on you. Do you hear me calling? Hear me, please. I got you. No matter what.

I’ve seen you in my dreams before. But damn for the life of me, I can’t remember your face when I wake up in the morning. But I can’t ever forget the way you make me feel in those dreams when I wake up in the morning. My dick stands up. The way you make me feel, I fucking wanna pull you out of my dreams. Like what they did in the movie Nightmare on Elm Street. But that’s how life works I guess. I’m being impatient. I want you here with me and forever. I search for you every single day. I never stop. Maybe you don’t see me. But I am right in front of your face, you don’t even recognize me. You push me away. Like I don’t exist. That’s hurt my feelings when you do that. But I like you a lot. You know who I am, what I do. We've talked before many and plenty of times. But I just think you don't feel the same way about me. Can I ask you something? Am I wasting my time? Because I promise I won't waste your time. Your face, time, and energy are too important to me. I think that I can be your true love. If you give me a chance. I believe in love. The way you make me feel, it's like no other person I ever felt this way about. I dream about you, manifest you, and sort of been writing to me. You may not know who I am personally. But I am me. If you give me a chance let you experience me. I am one in a million. You're like my Willy Wonda. I am your Golden Ticket 🎫. I'll try my hardest best to not make you cry, or make you feel that I remind you of someone. That'll never happen. You are my wish fulfillment🧑🏾‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏾. I bet we have so much in common. I think that we do. Are you some type of psychic? Or whatever you do your aura pulls me closer to you. I tried to walk away from you but it seems like I can't. You're fucking everywhere. That's not a bad thing for me. I got you back. If you call on me. I'll do anything for you. You know that right? You are the key to my heart. Don't be surprised when I come knocking on your door. You'll be shocked to see who I am. Just don't run away from me. Please, don't. I'll hate being rejected by you. Everyone else do it to me. I just hope you don't. Sure I ain't the best-looking type but for damn sure I am hell worth it. If you give me a chance. Will you, my darling? I miss talking to you and I miss seeing you in my dreams. Come back to me. Please, I won't let you down. Like these other people did to you. Give us a chance.

🥹Yesterday, I saw something so gorgeous yesterday. You want to know what that was. It was your beautiful smile. Do you know that you have a beautiful smile? I mean fucking drop-dead gorgeous smile. I fucking love it. That's what made my day. A beautiful smile. I wish people can see that. But I don't care I'm selfish. Keep that smile for me then... Hahaha 😂😂. I do be making myself laugh so fucking hard sometimes. I wish I can share my jokes. But you might think it's corny or you probably won’t get the joke. Hey! Do you like nature? Or are you allergic to nature? One day we should go hiking. Just you and me together. Nobody else but us. One day you get off from work or we don't go to work and we can just camp in nature. Too much lack of communication in this world. Don't you agree? It's not much face-to-face communication when I was growing up. Now it's I'll send you a message across the room. Like Boo! That's so lame to me. I will sometimes be on my phone when I'm bored. That's all technology is to me. Boredom. I want to have a real ass conversation. Sorry for being all preachy. I am a babbler. Haha. I fucking love to laugh. You gotta laugh today. Make sure you laugh today nothing but laughter. If anyone tries to ruin your laughter. Tell them that I say go suck it! Seriously suck it!! 😂😂😂😂. Once we both enter each other's lives. My mission is to make you happy and laugh a lot. Because I don't like bad energy. Sad-ass moods. I am such an optimistic person once you get to know me. I've been through hella darkness in my life. I'm a calmer person now. I can see that you are too. Well trying to be. But I love it either way. My advice to you is. Don't get swiped up by other people's bullshit ass aura. Because it makes you dark too. Have you noticed that? When you are around other people's energy who isn't happy? You start feeling down. Yeah! Whenever you are feeling that way! I don't give a fuck if it's social media people, friends, family, or people on here. Remove yourself away from that. Because all you gonna do is get yourself caught up with their nonsense and it has nothing to do with you. I mean nothing. So again! I'm talking to you, my sweetheart. My gift to you for now! That is my advice. And please take it. I don't say shit just to say it. I mean it. So love ya! Remember what I said laughter! Laugh all day every day!! 😂😂😂😂Laughing helps the soul. 💋💋Sweet dreams my darling. I'll give our future a big hug 🤗.

Yay 👏🏾, I heard that you did well! Did you get a promotion? I sure did! I'm so happy for you. I am sorry I haven't talked to you. Because I've been working on myself. Healing myself. Dealing with all these karmic debts with these co-workers and my family. My family has been fucking with me. They have been spreading a lot of bad rumors about me. I've been trying to exit myself away from that shit. Telling me how to run my own business. But I've been isolating myself away from that nonsense. I just couldn't take it anymore. My ex-friend doesn't talk to me anymore. Cut me off. A lot of people who I so-called my family I had to cut them off. Because a lot of money, things and important items have been stolen from me. I had lost a lot of money. I haven't been eating well. Enough about me! Don't feel bad for me btw! I got this shit handle. Don't worry about me either my love. I hope that you've been putting yourself first. I know that you've been feeling stressed out lately. But baby girl, I just wanted to tell you this. The stronger you get the better. Cross out those bad people, and families who don't wish you well. If those are the people who don't wish you well. Then they need to be out of your life. But how are you? How are you feeling? Did you eat today? Did you get your strength up? I hope you weren't procrastinating. Get your ass up and move around. You are too good for this bullshit ass life. Because what am I about to give you can't match up to what you are doing now. I know this is going to sound very weird to you. But I love that body. You've been working out lately, haven't you? Goddess body! Yes, I have a song for you. Maybe you should whine your body for me. Work it! When you wake up in the morning. I want you to hug yourself. Hold yourself tight for a minute. You'll see why. Then ask yourself how you do you feel. When you hug yourself. Anyways I am sorry I have to make this short. But I love you, I know we have our karmic debts to deal with. But let's enjoy ourselves. We'll deal with our debts when we are married. Is that a deal? Sounds like a deal to me. I'm getting tired. Feel my kisses in your dreams and when you are waking up. Remember to smile. Alright, gotta go. If I don't I'm gonna keep talking to you. See! Here I go again. Haha 😂 love you so much. My precious diamond. Keep on shining ✨. Remember your light. You are light 💡.

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klm-zoflorr · 2 years ago

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You know the drill by now. Marley incorrect quotes. They're funny. Part 9.

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Mikasa: How long does your ideal hug last?

Historia: 38-45 minutes

Mikasa: That's really impractical

Historia: You said ideal, not realistic!

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Zeke, writing a letter to Magath:

Dear Commander,

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?????

Kindest regards, Zeke

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Mikasa, about Eren: I can excuse terrorism but I draw the line at mass murder

Falco: You can excuse terrorism ??

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Gabi: Thanks for always giving me great advice Commander, even if I don’t always use it.

Commander Magath: You actually never use it.

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Eren: It's not my fault dad likes me better than he likes you

Zeke: Oh, don't flatter yourself. Dad likes everyone better than he likes me

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Annie: I have a big announcement, everybody! Armin and I-

Sasha: Omg, you're pregnant??

Eren: Congratulations !

Connie: I'm so excited to find out if I'm gonna be an aunt or an uncle!

Annie: What? No, stop that. Armin and I bought fake beards, glasses and monkey plushies, we're gonna make Historia believe she has even more far removed psycho relatives lol

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Eren: What happens when you die?

Zeke: Your soul goes into paths

Eren: No, I mean - when you die, do I get your stuff?

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Ymir: I want us to be more than friends

Historia, clapping her hands excitedly: BEST friends??!

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Eren: *stoned out of his mind* I'm hungry

Carla Yaeger: I'm disappointed in you

Eren: Grilled cheese

Carla: What?

Eren: Grill me a cheese

Carla: I'm not doing that!

Eren: *starts crying*

Carla: Oh, for God's sake

*Cut to Carla making him a grilled cheese*

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Falco: Merry day before Christmas!!

Porco: It's called eve

Falco: Oh sorry. Merry day before eve!!

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Eren fighting the Warhammer Titan: Call an ambulance!

Eren unplugging Lara Tybur from her titan: BUT NOT FOR ME!!

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Porco: Tits or ass?

Reiner: Uhhh

Bertholt : ✨personality✨

Porco: It's not about which one you think is your best quality, Bertholt

Ymir: Ass.

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Historia, wearing cat ears and drawn on whiskers: Zeke, where are your whiskers ?

Zeke, also wearing cat ears: Ask again and you'll be down to eight lives.

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Gabi, to Falco: Oh please. Do you really think that disapproving glare works on me after all the times I've seen it?

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Historia, after learning of Ymir's death: Maybe because you're skinny, and maybe because you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an affect on others, and I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you are a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person.

Porco:

Porco: *blushing* You think I'm pretty?

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Mikasa: Right now I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.

Eren: Can I pick?

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Eren: I finally figured out what's been missing from my life.

Eren, pulling away the red curtain to reveal the Yeagerists: It's henchmen

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Gabi, about Reiner: What does being claustrophobic mean?

Falco: It means he's scared of Santa Claus

Reiner: No, it doesn't!

Gabi: Oh oh oh!

Colt: Stop it Gabi, you're scaring him!

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Grisha: So you believe in God?

Hannes: Yeah, I do.

Grisha: Ahah, that's so stupid.

Hannes: Well, what do YOU believe in?

Grisha: That there is a millenia old mute teenager hanging around in a parallel plane of existence building up titans and reconstructing my arms when I get injured, all that with only magic sand and not a drop of water. There's no food there but it's fine because she's dead anyways. Also she's everyone's ancestor and if she allows you to you can talk in everyone's heads. She gained the ability to transform into a 120 meters tall skeletal monstrosity after a weird underground worm grafted itself onto her spine. You too can gain that ability by eating people!

Hannes: I... Okay. I'm just... Gonna leave now...

Grisha, loudly, at Hannes' retreating form: I DID IT BY THE WAY. I ATE PEOPLE AND WILL DO IT AGAIN.

Grisha: For the greater good, of course.

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Yelena: So there I was, burying a Marleyan in the garden in a nightgown and slutty fishnet pantyhose...

Eren: And you think that's a normal Saturday morning activity?

Yelena: Well you gotta bury them somewhere!

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Floch: Is it ok if I use gendered terms?

Yelena: Sure... Whatever

Floch: Fuck you.

Yelena: Where was the gendered term?

Floch: In your mom

Yelena:

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Falco: Hi! How's it going?

Gabi: I don't know... I feel weird. *touches her arm* when I touch there it hurts.

Gabi: *touches her head* and when I touch there it hurts

Gabi: *touches her leg* and there too...

Gabi: *touches her shoulder* and it hurts as well...

Falco:

Falco, grabbing her hand: Gabi, your finger is broken.

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Historia: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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Eren, about Ymir and Annie: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Annie: Excuse me??

Eren: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing in everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Ymir:

Historia:

Armin:

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*S1*

Eren: I'm having a really hard time, I just lost my mother.

Reiner: I'm sorry, do you want me to help you go look for her?

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Grisha: Would you like to know the quickest way to a man's heart?

Carla: *twirling her hair* Go on?

Grisha: Bilateral incision to the upper left region of the sternum.

Carla: What the fuck

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Sasha: So how do you ask someone out?

Eren: Well, first-

Mikasa: Don't ask him. He asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.

Eren: ...You said yes though?

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Sasha, to Connie: You're starting to forget your Spanish because you don't practice

Connie: Lo siento. Estoy embarazado.

Sasha: You just told me you're pregnant.

Jean: Congratulations Connie, you're glowing!

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Armin: Thanks to Duolingo, I can ask someone if they're a horse but can't tell people what my name is in French

Jean: Ask me if I'm a horse. I dare you.

Armin: Tu es un cheval?

Jean: Nay

Armin: Oh you-

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Levi, getting enrolled into the Survey Corps: You kill people for money??

Erwin: Look, it's not THAT extreme, we only do it when there's no other-

Levi: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

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Gabi, a big smile on her face: You have to be the worst driver I've ever seen. How the hell did you get a licence?

Sasha:

Falco, appearing from the backseat discheveled: Please tell me you have a licence

Sasha:

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Gabi, her ear stuck to the door: I can hear three -no wait maybe, maybe four of them?

Gabi: They're talking about whether Kylie Jenner would make a good mother

*Reiner, Annie, Marcel and Porco's conversation gets heated*

Gabi: The consensus seems to be "no"

Falco: Well, that's why I'm a Chloe man

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Yelena: So does your friend... Mikasa, know about our plans?

Eren: Of course! Mikasa is in the known of all my plans, I heavily imply those to her all the time!

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Jean: I have no fears!

Historia: What if you wake up one day and Eren is taller than you?

Jean: I have one fear.

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Zeke: What now, you just turn tail on the family business?

Eren: Nothing says family quite like the whole family being dead

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Hange: May I get you anything to drink, Eren?

S1 Eren: The tears of titans wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.

Hange: We have jasmine tea.

Eren: Oh, jasmine. Yes, please.

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Eren, to the 104th: If I die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucking party and you're all invited

Armin: If

Annie: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die

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Marcel: Why do people have quiet respectful funerals? When I die I want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting "thanks for the memories" by fall out boy

Porco: Jesus god almighty

Marcel: Dare tell me you wouldn't want to go to that kind of funeral. Come on.

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Gabi: So can you take me to the ice cream store? Reiner said no

Porco: Well if Reiner said no then why should I say yes?

Gabi: Because he's not the boss of you!

Porco: *realises it's a trap*

Porco:

Porco: *getting up* Go get your stuff

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Porco, in a high-pitched voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Gabi, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Zeke: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Porco: Playing systemic oppression.

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Reiner: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Porco: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Gabi, go find out if that airship can catch fire!

Reiner: You're a bad influence.

Porco: And you don't know your sayings.

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Marcel: You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for…

Marcel: ...IMAX and climax!

Pieck: Blockbuster and Cockthruster.

Porco: Hulu and Woohoo?

Zeke: Amazon Prime and Sexy Time!

Reiner: Church and repentance.

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Gabi: Yeah, like your family is so perfect! Your brother's a pervert!

Eren: Don't talk to me about the sexual habits of family members, what about your cousin?

Gabi: Reiner has been through a lot...

Eren: ...yeah, of dick!

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Reiner, covering Gabi's ears with his hands: Honestly I would be offended on my own behalf but WHY ARE YOU TALKING THIS WAY TO A TWELVE YEAR OLD??

Eren: When I was her age I was running for my life and slaughtering grown men. She'll be fine.

Reiner: You are not even REMOTELY what I would call "fine"

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Bertholt: You're so pretty

Annie: r u flirting with me

Bertholt: Yeah

Annie: dont ever do it again

Bertholt: Sorry

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Floch: It's been a tough year

Yelena: It's the first week of January

Floch: Your point?

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Mikasa: I mean, to be fair, we did organize a hostile takeover of our government, start a rebellion, invade his home, blow up his home, engage in technical terrorism, involving MULTIPLE sentient titans and A LOT of explosives, blow up his train, kill a bunch of his men, blow up his ship, shot him, shot him again and killed him. I'd be stressed too.

Mikasa: Well, if my ability to feel emotions hadn't been irrevocably numbed over a thousand times over.

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Gabi: *holding acorn* What's this?

Connie: A tree

Gabi: Really?

Connie: In a nutshell, yes.

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Levi: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Historia: Bold of you to assume I was even held!

Mikasa: Historia, we've talked about this

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Hange: What did you two do?

Mikasa:

Armin:

Hange, whispering: You're not in trouble. I just need to know if I have to lie to the Yeagerists again or not.

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Zeke: Aww Pieck, you had a crush on me, that's sooo embarrassing!

Pieck: We're literally married.

Zeke: Still.

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Colt: I told you not to wear it in the shower!

Falco, holding a soggy Burger King crown: I don’t need a lecture right now, okay? I need emotional support

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Eren: I love hearing Mikasa shouting at someone else. It makes for such a nice change.

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Levi: It'll take a lot more than trying to kill Hange with a hammer to make her wanna run away.

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Pieck: Are you single?

Marcel: "single" is the word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. If you're asking me if I'm lonely the answer is yes

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Eren: Are you alright?

Reiner: I'm gonna start charging people money for asking me that.

Eren: Oh, sorry. I meant it in a sarcastic way.

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*Mikasa is at a weaponsmith's exhibit, looking at all the pretty knives*

Eren: She's like a kid in a candy store

Armin: A butcher at a slaughterhouse perhaps

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Zeke: *in paths, making his grand speech about how Eldians need to be exterminated for there to be true peace*

Eren: Stop talking, please, this is just embarrassing.

Zeke: Stop me yourself, coward

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Grisha: *sending a message to Zeke of him standing in an empty field with the caption "I thought you'd like to know that I'm outstanding in my field"*

Zeke, texting back: Tf u gt data cover in Hel? 😳

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Erwin, texting: How make chicken

Levi, also texting: What

Erwin: Where buy chicken

Levi: Erwin this isn't google

Erwin: Avacoda

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Zeke, texting: fr eren giv paths bac u suk 😠🖕🏻

Eren, also texting: What, so you can forcibly mutilate our people for an uncaring and selfish nation who will never even recognise what you did for them? No way in hell I'm doing that bro.

Zeke: your anoyin

Eren: *you're

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Zeke, texting: h3y hru 😙

Pieck, also texting: Where are you? I'm at the front desk of the grocery store, please don't make me ask them to call you here.

Zeke: im coming. wat u think abt sover8y of the hi2ry ppl fro this mor9 gen meet? 🤔🤓

Pieck: What? Do you mean "What do I think about the sovereignty of the Hitoury people from this morning's general meeting"? Why are you asking me this by text?

Zeke: ya

Zeke: luv u bby c u lat3r <3 😘😍

Pieck: Please stop texting like a lovesick illiterate 13 year old girl.

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Sasha, texting Connie: Evil gang 😈

Sasha: Evil gang 😈

Sasha: Ily

Connie: Ily 2 bro <3

Connie: Evil gang 😈

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Jean, texting: You are in a realm by yourself, the laughing stock of your village. You are a comedic vessel that has no port or harbor, a joke of a wanderer with no destination.

Reiner, texting back: I think u have the wrong number

Jean: is this eren?

Reiner: no

Jean: My bad

Jean: 👍

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Porco: Well clearly you don't own an ✨air fryer✨

Gabi: Why are y'all frying air?!

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Zeke, to Mikasa: Oh please, don't be so dramatic. If I'm really as evil as you say then may God strike me where I stand...

*lightning strikes*

Zeke, looking at the charred piece of ground 1 meter away from him:

Zeke: HA!! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Sasha: I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's, uh...

Sasha: It's kind of a compliment

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Ymir: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Armin: IT. I threw the remote at my tv when the clown showed up. Never again.

Historia: Annabelle

Eren: Paranormal Activity

Annie: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the lyrics.

Mikasa: That time me and Eren got kidnapped.

Historia: That time you got WHAT

Ymir: That's not even a movie.

Mikasa: Still.

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*Eren sneaking back into his bedroom after a night of plotting war crimes*

Levi, flicking the light on: Mind telling me where you've been all night?

Eren: I was... Going over some plans with Commander Hange

Hange, turning around dramatically in Eren's chair: Wanna try that one again?

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*During the time they were waiting for Eren*

Hange, to the pitch black room: If chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would?

Levi: Hange, it's 4 AM. I don't have the patience for that kind of conversation.

Hange: What if you gave them titan serum, would they grow bigger?

Levi: Hange.

Hange: How do we know regular chickens don't already have a taste for our blood? Maybe they just play coy and innocent, until the day we're at their mercy, and then BAM!

Levi: They're vegetarian, Hange. They eat grain.

Hange: But are we sure of that?? I mean, we deduce an animal's diet by what they eat in the wild, correct? Chickens have so long been domesticated we forgot what they're truly after. Plus, look at those sharp beaks and scary teeth, that can tear meat off surely.

Levi: You're mixing that up with geese. Chickens don't have teeth.

Hange: Really? When was the last time you looked at a chicken, Levi?

Levi: I-...

Hange:

Levi:

Levi: Okay, but have you ever heard the french idiom "when chickens will grow teeth"? That proves chickens presently don't have teeth!

Hange: Or maybe they do, and everything we've ever said will never come to pass is actually gonna happen because we live in the worst timeline. Think about it, when was the last time you had a moment where you were genuinely calm, at peace and sure everything would turn out well?

Levi: When I had my tea yesterday, it was very early in the morning and all the brats were away.

Hange: ...Or maybe they grew their teeth in secret and they're hiding it from us!

Levi: Chickens aren't even smart enough for that!

Hange: ...Again, do you speak with a lot of chickens?

Levi:

Hange: I'd much rather speak with chickens than most of my trainees, to be honest.

Levi: Ha, true.

Hange:

Levi:

Hange: But do you think if chicken were big enough to eat us-

Levi: Hange, shut up.

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Porco: You know, I used to be really against organ transplants.

Porco: And then I had a change of heart

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Gabi: Ok, I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Pieck: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Porco: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Falco: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Reiner: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Reiner: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

Eren: You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid

Reiner: So what if I do?

Eren: *blushes*

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Reiner: I love Star Wars

Sasha: Hello there

Reiner: Ahah hey what's up

Sasha:

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Historia: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Eren: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Ymir: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Levi, on his walkie talkie: This is Captain Levi, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Zeke: You ruined my life!

Grisha: How could I have done that?! I wasn't even there!

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*After the Paradisians retook Shiganshina*

Zeke, still growing his limbs back: All in all, a 100% successful trip

Reiner: But we lost Bertholt.

Zeke: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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*Isabel Magnolia left the Survey Corps and is trying to make a living selling goods on the street*

Levi: What are you selling?

Isabel: Hats…what are you doing?

Levi: You are now selling quality piles of ashes!

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Gabi: I'd like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wished they were treated.

Commander Magath: What the HELL did you do?

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Armin: Annie, I need to talk to you about something important.

Annie: That building was already on fire when I got there.

Armin: What?

Annie: What?

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Connie, to Hange: Of course you shouldn't try to ride a Titan like a bull! Respectfully, Commander, any idiot would know that!

Sasha: I knew that!

Connie: See?!

Sasha:

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Eren: *going off on his own and doing some wild thing*

Hange: What the hell are you doing?

Eren: I'm Eren-ing (ironing) this plan's kinks out!

Hange: What?! No, no, uh-uh! You're not turning yourself into a verb, I won't allow it!

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Zofia: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Gabi: Oh, I’m always running

Gabi: The question is from what

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Commander Magath: GABI! I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SWITCHED ALL THE CARTRIDGES OF MY COLORED PENS!

Gabi: Welp! Gotta go!

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Reiner: Did they hurt you?

Bertholt : No, no, I'm fine. Did YOU get hurt?

Reiner: Who cares?!

Bertholt : I do!

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Historia: I mean, accidents don't just happen... You know... Accidentally...

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Armin: thank you, ancestors, for passing down detailed and cautious instructions on how not to get seduced and stolen away by mischievous female spirits, which I have lovingly transformed into How To Find Me a Wife Real Quick manual

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Falco: Porco is hard to figure out. Who knows what he's really thinking.

Zeke: Hey, Porco, whachya thinking about?

Porco: Frogs.

Zeke: He's thinking about frogs.

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Historia, giggling: Hey Armin, why can't a koala be a bear?

Armin, reading a book: Because they're marsupials

Sasha, also giggling: bECaUse THey'Re mArsUPiaLS

Historia: NO! It's because they don't have the right koalifications!

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Pieck: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Zeke: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Pieck: Th-that's not how that works-

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Reiner: Oh yeah? Well at least I know how to read.

Porco: What?

Reiner: You made fun of me for reading comic books. Well, at least I know how to read.

Porco: What are you talking about?

Reiner: We were by the swing sets on the North side of the training camp.

Porco: You mean when we were ten?! That was a whole decade ago!

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Eren: Mikasa Ackerman, I need you.

Mikasa: For?

Eren: Ever

Mikasa, voice cracking: Oh.

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Pieck: I just need to hear those three words from you.

Zeke: I love you.

Pieck: Try again.

Zeke, grumbling: I will behave.

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Falco: Man, sure is dark in here

Gabi:

Falco: I'm not scared or anything

Gabi:

Falco: I mean who is scared of the dark these days? Not me no sir

Gabi: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Falco: Yes please.

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Levi: I fear no man. But that thing...

*Connie trying to slurp spilled vodka off the carpet while Sasha is desperately trying to hold him back*

Levi: It scares me.

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Commander Magath: And, I'm gonna have to shut down this whole operation

Gabi: But why?!

Commander Magath: Because, Gabi, I can't have you sell your baby teeth as a "magic titan remedy" behind the government's back!

Gabi: *grumbles*

Falco: But they're not even hers!

Commander Magath: They're not- WHAT?!

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Zeke: I'm giving head to Porco for his birthday, t'was a pain to track down his first grade teacher!

Reiner:

Pieck: ʷʰᵃᵗ

Reiner: Zeke, what do you think "giving head" means?

Zeke: Giving your friends the head of their worst enemy on a silver platter, of course, why, what does it mean?

Pieck: Well, uh...

*Later*

Zeke: Frankly I'm disappointed

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Fun fact: this took two notes sheets (around 17500 characters. Longest yet!)

#zeke yaeger #gabi braun #aot #attack on titan #aot incorrect quotes #snk #shingeki no kyogin #klm-zoflorr #top tag #incorrect quotes

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softest-cinnamon-roll · 2 years ago

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hi!!! I'm Amy, I'm 29 and I live in Scotland. I use she/her pronouns and I'm just a huge nerd who loves to write and express love for some dead gay wizards from the 70's! My inbox is always open for prompts or just for chatting! I also make typesets for self-binding!

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in the cracks of light, i dreamed of you (jegulus ouat au) (MCD) (3k)

James had always hated the saying ‘villains don’t get their happy endings’. He had always been a firm believer that evil wasn’t born, it was made and that anyone could rid themselves of the darkness and turn to the light, if they only wanted it enough. It was why he had been so calm when Regulus had merged himself with the dagger, when he had become the newest Dark One. James knew, deep down, that Regulus wanted to be good, wanted to be rid of the darkness. Regulus wasn’t a villain. Not to James. Then Camelot happened, and everything changed. OR; Regulus Black dies at the hands of James Potter.

can i go where you go? (jegulus) (MCD) (2.5k)

It’s strange how things can go from being so utterly perfect in one moment, to being absolutely devastating the next. It’s strange how life can do a complete one-eighty.

let me try (jegulus) (4.1k)

“James.” “Regulus.” They stared at one another, neither one of them willing to break eye contact. James wanted to scream, but he held his tongue. “James…” Regulus trailed off, breaking eye contact. “I’m- I’m one of them now.” (Or, Regulus is forced to take the dark mark on his sixteenth birthday and James won't stand for it.)

she rings like a bell through the night (wouldn't you love to love her?) (marylily) (4.3k)

Lily Evans was a firm believer in one fact. That fact was that if someone came into her life, it was for a reason. Whether that reason was to give her advice, to teach her a lesson or to open her heart to love, it didn’t matter. The reason was just that, the reason.When Lily was five years old, she met three people who would each coincide with those three exact reasons.(OR three people come into Lily Evans' life at the age of five. James Potter, Mary MacDonald and Severus Snape. Each with a reason. This is her story.)

of birthday parties, enticing cakes and diamond rings (wolfstar) (2.1k)

His boyfriend did not know how to keep a secret. When Remus woke up on the morning of March 10th, the spring morning sun shining through the crack in the curtains of their bedroom, the first thing he could smell was burning toast. Quickly followed by the curses of his boyfriend…who was probably attempting to make him breakfast in bed. Well, better put the poor sod out of his misery then. [it's Remus Lupin's 21st birthday]

WIP FICS

may these memories break our fall (5/7) (jegulus) (afterlife au) (MCD but they are dead before it even starts soooo) (19.1k)

When Harry destroys Voldemort, Regulus’ soul is finally freed from the cave and allowed to move on. Slowly, he makes his way home.

IN THE WORKS FICS

jeglus x wolfstar winter olympics fic (figure skater!regulus, ice hockey player!james, mentor!sirius + classic jegulus + wolfstar fairytale au i thought the plane was going down, how'd you turn it right around (plane fic) serial killer regulus fic hangover au/james stag do + wedding 5+1 funeral fic

TYPESETS

(please note that these are not formatted for external printing, only for printing at home! please do not use these to print via Barnes and Noble or LULU.)

Art Heist, Baby!

#masterlist

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narciesuss · 2 years ago

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Season Two

Episode One: You thought bitch 🤪

WARNING! FULL DISCLOSURE! A message for your sensitive ass! Don’t take my advice or anything I say seriously. This is all for shits and giggles. Why you trippin?

Press play 😏

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I don't wanna be carrying the weight on my shoulders

Death has come to me, kissed me on my cheek, gave me closure

Immortal by design, I'll be meeting you here every time

Back from the dead

Sorry guys. I had to put some demons to sleep real quick. In the process I fell in love with a ghost, delusions, energy leeches, and a burden masked as a soul connection. Oh and I was trapped in the spiritual realm by this demon who was super into my wings, fucking weirdo.

Anyways!

The Universe has blessed me with isolation. My circle is small and cozy now.

I’m not gonna lie, the way most of my past connections ended left me heartbroken and sometimes literally beaten 💔

I don’t wish any harm on y’all, but you made the decision to burn that bridge. You made your bed now sleep in it, slobber in it! It’s so funny how y’all keep coming back and I still don’t hear a sincere apology.

Please stay away with your negative vibes ✋ get help.

But if you really want to be lurking and keep up with me then…

Welcome to The Motherfucking Kassie Show 💜

Here you’ll find me glowing the fuck up! And dissing you because this is my blog and I’ll write whatever the fuck I want.

But yeah you can always find me here �� not in your DMs, not watching your story, not asking about your dumbass, and certainly not at your front door. YOU will find ME here ✨ because that’s all the access you have.

I can’t make everyone happy ✨

I’m just one of me 🖤 I can’t split myself into twos, threes, fours…

You don’t own me. I belong to myself and myself only.

If there is something I want you to take from all of this it’s self-love.

✨🌕✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

Wednesday April 5th 2023 at 11:34 pm we had a Pink Libra Full Moon super charged with the essence of death and endings. I hope you all used this time wisely by cleansing and releasing what no longer serves you.

I sacrificed my every day journal/scrapbook/book of shadows and threw it into my Full Moon fire. I thought, I don’t longer think the same so I shouldn’t hold onto it. Shrug. Rough draft.

🐰💛🐰💛🐰💛🐰💛🐰💛🐰💛🐰💛🐰💛🐰💛🐰

Happy Easter my bunnies 💕

Repeat after me

I herby decree that my aura and chakras be cleaned and made pure

I herby decree that my soul and essence be cleaned and pure

I herby decree that my energy and power belong to only me

I call back my energy

I call back my power

I call back all that belongs to me. Anything that is no longer serving my best and higher purpose, I call back to me right now.

I demand peace for my soul

Repeat that shit every morning and every night before your pretty little eyes close for the day 💋

And!

I hope you’re setting those boundaries and walking in your true power. Claim it all because you’re going to need every drop where we’re going 🙃

👸🏻🤍

End Credits:

I wanna thank my coworkers for encouraging me to keep the series alive.

I wanna thank my cute dealer for being there through the ups and downs. You’re a real one 💚

I wanna thank my cat for doing the vibration thing that triggers the happy cells in my brain 🤓😺

I wanna thank the Universe for this glow baaaybeeeeee 😈

☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀

Next time on The Kassie Show!:

I interview your mom 😮‍💨

We’re talking about Angel numbers and spiritual downloads and your mom 🫶

Episode Two is up Monday April 10th

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b1acksh33p999 · 2 years ago

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⛰️Capricorn: Capricorn this month’s themes are accountability, and consequences. For those Capricorns who took responsibility and started the Pluto in Aquarius transit with a clean slate, congratulations! This will be a great month filled with a steady momentum in favor of achieving your goals. With May starting out with Pluto still in Aquarius, things will start off a bit more routine before the dramatic transformation begins. All Capricorn’s have been evolving into a new era, the areas that are affected by these transits are tied to Pluto, which will be retrograding back into Capricorn by the beginning of June. My best advice for you this month is to keep a steady pace towards your goals, while maintaining the right balance between work, self, and family matters. Those Capricorns who neglected or avoided the changes back in March when Pluto went into Aquarius, will be tested again next month as Pluto runs back into Capricorn. The longer you neglect the changes deemed necessary, the more consequences or backlash you will experience during the duration of this Pluto retrograde. Focus on what matters and transform your life for the better. It’s time for an upgrade!  🌬️Aquarius: Aquarius, this month’s energy is going to feel monumental, and nostalgic. Most Aquarius’s can feel that their present moment in time will one day be a precious memory. Everything feels big, and you may even be anxious or paranoid about missing out. Don’t be naive, if the things you are naturally experiencing everyday feels pivotal to your path, then inevitably you will have a firsthand experience; let yourself enjoy it. My advice to you this month is to take things day by day, and make sure to allot your time in a way that is balanced to fit your current priorities. Be true to yourself and allow yourself to feel peace and appreciation for the current moments, especially indulging in appreciation for the little things you love about how your life is evolving. The direction Pluto is taking you now is the beginning of a new chapter that will give you the naturalized ability to manifest any changes to your future that you desire, as well as the passion to fight for it! This month would also be a great time for a party or social gathering, with close friends and family. Embrace the change happening, but don’t forget to enjoy the moment!  🌊Pisces: Pisces, this month’s energies are directing you to look inward for spiritual guidance. You may be surrounded by an obstacle, or some oppressive energy that leaves you feeling drained at the end of the day. With Saturn and Neptune both in conjunction with your natal Sun sign, you have both the blessings of insight and enhanced intuition from Neptune, yet the self-limiting expansion from Saturn. My advice to you this month is to get a dream journal, (if you didn’t already have one), and when you dream write something down as soon as you wake up in this journal. The answers to how to find the strength, and courage you need to properly manifest your soul’s success lies within your subconscious. Look into the meanings of the things you write down from your dreams. Read a few different interpretations and allow yourself to feel guided towards the right meanings; intuitively. If you feel like you are unable to tap into the answers you need for soul growth, try meditating with 528 Hz or sleeping with the frequency on. It’s known to help increase clarity of the mind, reduce anxiety, and improve peaceful sleep. Let yourself be guided from within!

🔮✨Sidenote: If you want to go more in depth with your monthly reading and know your chart information you can check the sign related to the planetary matters you want some information on. So, for example: for love matters check your Venus sign, or for a preview of emotional matters check your natal moon sign! And, as always I’m always a DM away if anyone has questions, or wants a more personalized reading.

#may 2023 #may horoscope #Capricorn #aquarius #pisces #astrology

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sithisreadingcorner · 1 year ago

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Hi, it’s me ♥️,

Thank you so much for the reading! It resonated with me a lot, and many of the things you mentioned were on my mind. I had to reflect on it for a few days, but when I first read through it, I couldn’t help but smile from ear to ear. I was like dang they read me good. It provided a much-needed reality check for me. ♥️

I’m ready to close this chapter in my life and move forward. I’m trying to find a balance between my career, personal life, and love.

I’ve set a lot of goals for myself, but one question that kept popping up in my mind is, “Who am I?” It didn’t fully register in my brain until I read your reading, and I think that’s the core of my current problem – understanding myself.

I’m also afraid of getting hurt again, especially in my career. I love my career, but it’s been really tough since January and even before that. I’ve been worried and overthinking if it’s the right path for me or if I’m good enough, especially with my whole industry experiencing mass layoffs. Your advice mirrors what my old boss said: give it some time, take on a few more jobs, and if I still don’t like it, explore other options. Because I know deep down I am very good at my career and I do belong.

And I haven’t met that person yet, but before I was thinking of reaching out to people whose careers I admired and asking how they got there. But I will be mindful, there’s a lot of shady people doing things in the job market because they’re laying off so many and job insecurity.

I still have some soul searching / reflecting to do, and I had a long conversation with someone I trust. But I’m feeling much better now and have a clearer sense of my direction.

But thank you again for this reading and I’m beyond grateful. Have a wonderful week week.

♥️

Welcome back ♥️ and thank you so much for taking the time to write this incredibly thoughtful review! 🙏✨ Im so glad that it brought you a smile, and I was smiling right there along. 💜 I'm relieved to hear that there are people around you that you can trust and you felt ready to talk to them. I think you must be really good at what you do, and you should believe more in yourself that you have the rightful footing. At the same time, I don't think your worries are unfounded and a little something on the side doesn't hurt. These can both coexist, and at the end of the day I think your old boss was giving you the right advice. Most importantly: it doesn't matter how good you are at this job, you don't have to put all of your self worth in it. Some people go through some really drastic career changes in their lives and it's not at all uncommon. Whatever you will choose to do next, I'm sure you will also excel at, and you can find your self worth in it again.

You know the thing about tarot is that it talks in narrative and archetypes. So whether this is referring to a particular person or more like a personification of a type of person that you meet, is hard to tell but they are probably going to be a character in your story one day or the other, so it's good to be aware.

Good luck with both your self discovery and your career! 💜 And, I was just about to say I hope to see you soon but actually I know I will see you very soon because I received a birthday reading request for you and that is the one im gonna do next! I will get to it as soon as I have a little time!

And also thank you so much once again for the generous donation. Please don't forget that if you need another reading, you can come back for it any time regardless of the monthly slots! 🥰

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lets-talk-spirituality · 1 year ago

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Hello!! You gave me a reading before (a while ago) which I read every now and then and it still makes me cry. It was sooo helpful and reassuring and provided more. I had left feedback about it but I want to emphasize the impact the reading had on me. I greatly appreciate the message you gave me. It was about my younger self and all the trauma we’ve endured. Do you have any advice how I can check in on her? I know more trauma came up about (trigger warning!) SA and I want her to know that it wasn’t her fault. She knows that right? I’m just rambling on now but anyways the reading you gave me about her is comforting. Thank you.

Hi :) thanks so much for sending this in. It really touches me to know that it has impacted you so deeply. Like my little heart is all 💕✨🥹🌈.

So advice for checking on your younger self. Idk if I talked about this in your initial reading but about the dominant and non dominant hand automatic writing? So basically you as your current self you write a question down with your dominant hand and respond with your non dominant hand. The idea is that your non dominant hand connects to the part of your brain that handles your subconscious. That’s one way you can talk to her and check in and tell her what you need to tell her.

I think too, examine when you feel like something is your fault or when you feel “bad” and look more closely at what triggered that feeling and where it is really coming from. Like maybe you hurt someone’s feelings and you excessively blame yourself. Looking deeper, you may discover that as a child you were made to take responsibility for others emotions or that your parents were emotionally neglectful. Looking deeply into your current reactions is a way to tap into the unhealed parts within you that are connected to your inner child. Identifying and sort of like debating with that wounded part can help you grow that part of yourself up.

I hope this makes sense and that it helps you. And in case no one has told you lately. I’m so proud of you. Doing self work is so hard and so thankless so often but me and your younger self are so proud of you and appreciative of you for taking this step. The more you heal yourself the more healing you send into the world. Like the butterfly effect, you may not see the ripples of the energy work you’re doing but they are important and it’s felt.

Wishing you all the love and light. You have a beautiful soul and an incredible journey ahead. You’re strong and you can overcome so much. I love you and hope you have a wonderful weekend. Many kisses. Mwah. 😘💋✨

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mielgf · 2 years ago

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I wanted to share my feelings about a certain someone. I can't tell them right now these things, so I wanted to put it out into the universe through a kind soul like you.

The first time I met this individual we'll call C, he was the most intriguing person I've ever met. At the time then we both got into other relationships and didn't pursue one another. We would see each other occasionally at school and then we graduated, never becoming more than acquaintances.

A few years later my last relationship began to crumple and I often caught myself thinking of C. Eventually I reached out to C and we became friends and realized we had a lot in common. My then relationship ended, and our friendship grew into something special.

One night as we were watching a movie while hanging out, I've now forgotten the name of, we slowly melted into one another on the couch. No words needed to be spoken to know we both felt the same way. Our strange relationship began to grow and as time went by I realized I couldn't stay away from him.

I think I fell in love with him all those years ago when I first saw him and never realized it because my feelings were clouded by others. Now that I get to hold him and kiss and just admire him, I understand it is bad. I am so in love with him. I wish to tell him, but since we just began to develop this odd relationship that isn't yet official I can't be too forward and so I write to you bc I feel I'll explode with all these feelings inside me.

In my last relationship when it ended I can only say I felt free and a relief. I know now I was with the wrong person, and not saying C is the right one. I simply feel I've known him forever and like we've been one this whole time. I think if he broke my heart I'd be utterly devastated even though it's only been a month and some change. And you might be reading this and thinking "wow, they're down bad", but it isn't so simple. He simply is him and I simply adore that.

I hope he'll feel the same way someday in terms of loving me. If not I'd be utterly crushed, but at least I had the divine opportunity to think of him as mine for a little bit.

I think that's all I wanted to say for now. I hope this wasn't an absurd thing to send, I just felt you'd be the right blog to send this to.

I hope you have a swell day, thank you for reading <3

ummm hi what the heck, this was such a surprise message but i'm so happy you felt like you could share this with me <3

this was so so sweet honestly and i'm not sure if you need support or advice or if you just wanted to get this out there to someone, but i will say this: fear is very common when you start caring for someone deeply (i was literally thinking about this tn because of a situation in my own life, this was divine timing when i came on here and seen this message). it is natural to fear that person hurting you or things not going the way you want them to, but until you can get to a point where you can vocalize how you're feeling, there are a million and one ways that you can show somebody you love them. through acts of kindness, through support, or through time spent together, so i wouldn't put too much pressure on yourself to "confess" your feelings if you don't feel ready yet. you can still bask in your love and show him that until the time is right for you <3

i truly feel like you often stumble back to people when the time is right. i hope that whatever type of relationship you desire from this comes to fruition when it is meant to. but again, sometimes it's also nice to just come to peace with where you are currently at and let things naturally flourish with time ✨

again thank you for sharing this with me and i am so happy you've found somebody that makes you happy. you definitely have me rooting for you two!!

lots of love, friend xx

#a.#m.

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apricot-tarot · 3 years ago

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Pick-A-Card Reading: Letter from your Future Lover

Click on the ‘KEEP READING’ to go to your pile.

I don’t know how I even decided to do this reading. I never considered doing channeled messages but here I am. I am following my gut so let’s see. You can do future spouse too, but this would be a letter from when you are still dating or haven’t tied the knot yet. Feedback is very welcomed and appreciated.

Disclaimer: Tarot is not a substitution for legal, medical or financial advice. This is for entertainment purposes only.

Image Credits: Images were generated via Wombo.art.

For the little text dividers, credits go to @neptunight. The chunky ones are from Canva.

Enjoy ✨

PILE 1

The Sun, 6 of cups - 6 of Wands, Knight Of Wands- The Star, Temperance

My dearest,

You are everything I have dreamt and wished for since I was a little kid believing in fairytales. Yes, I was the type of kid to daydream of fairytale romances and I wholeheartedly believed in Santa. I grew up from those silly beliefs, but I always remained a romantic. Deep down I always wanted that “true love” I heard so much of, a real connection that will bring me to cloud nine. I grew up and understood that was a bit unrealistic. I kind of lost that little hopeless romantic in me but I still wanted a safe and warm type of love. One that would be nourishing and healing.

I did not know I yearned so much for such love till you appeared in my life. We just fell right into each other’s path and I just wanted to be with you. I feel like I have won and I am finally on that cloud nine that I only believed as a kid. You know, I think I have always ached for you. Now that you are here it is like I can finally breathe. You bring me joy and pride.

Being with you is so...It’s as if I have fallen in a “pudding” of love and it has overwhelmed my senses. In a good way...in a heavenly way. I know I want to move fast but I cannot not help it. You are a bit more cautious and want to take things slower. I understand that but I don’t know what compels me to move so fast with you. I think it’s because I feel like this is it. I am not being irresponsible, or maybe I am? I don’t know but let’s just be together. We will be able to do everything but right now let’s just be.

What we have makes me hopeful about our future, about the life that we will build. You bring me peace and comfort. We will have stability and steadiness and a lot of love. You make me optimistic, the more I look at you the more I know that this is it. I hope it is the same thing for you. I am so grateful for what we have. I feel like we just belong. No one brings calmness to my soul like you do, like your love does.

I am so grateful to you, my love.

Song(s) - Oh My God by Adele and Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens. Maybe take a listen. No shufflemancy used but these songs came to mind:

Note: guys all the cards practically fell out at once. Was it cringe 🙈 honestly this took a certain classic romantic turn and I had to write it all. Now, please give me some feedback lol

PILE 2

10 of Swords; 7 of Wands - The Magician; 3 of Wands - 3 of Cups; 2 of Cups

Love of mine,

You know my pain and what I have gone through. I have been betrayed, I have been backstabbed and there was a lot of fighting. I felt attacked and I was in so much pain. It was a lot and it was tiring. I did not want to be like that but I had to protect myself, my dignity. It was hard. It affected us too, I was still on that self-defense mode. You witnessed it too, that side of me. I am sorry. I never meant to push you out but it was just that I was still in so much pain. I was hurt.

Even though, that situation made me realize what I want and what I need. Somehow, I was able to manifest you in my life. You are my person. Sometimes, I feel like you materialized out of thin air but you are real and you are here. With you by my side, I feel assured. You give me the security that I need. I look forward to the future and what it has in store for us. I think we are good to go. We know what we have to do and we will do it. We have planted the seed and now we have to just see it bloom. I will make sure that everything goes right. Together we can build what we dream of. Those dreams and wishes will not only be whispers between us but they will be our reality. I know what to do, you have to trust me. Trust our love and what we have.

What I really want to do is just celebrate. Celebrate our love. Let’s just get married. We should probably do the engagement first. We should do things, step by step. That’s better. We should celebrate our engagement too, of course. Let’s get everyone together and let’s be official. I want our union to be celebrated by us and by all our loved ones. We can go out and get drunk with our friends and then tell them of our plans. It would be fun. I know that no one will be surprised. I feel like everyone knew from the beginning. I think we knew too.

It’s time for us to become one. Let’s start our life together.

Yours, always

Song - Dandelions by Ruth B. Honestly, I had never listened to the full song but since I was feeling like putting it here, I thought I should take a good listen. I was like no, it kind of does not fit and then the lyric “...love of mine...” came on and omg. So, yeah I had to include it. If you have not noticed that is how I started the letter (no shufflemancy used)

Note: can you say love of mine (?). Is it a thing? I don’t know but it felt the right thing to write. “Love” or “My love” wasn’t IT. Anyway, this was not a reading about Future Spouse but it might as well be. Still, this is a letter from the time you aren’t married yet and it seems that it is just when you are about to take that next step.

PILE 3

9 of Swords; 10 of Cups - Page of Cups; 7 of Cups - 2 of Swords

My precious,

I can’t sleep, I am stressed. I am overthinking things. I have this chance to be with you, to be in this relationship. I want to commit and I want this to be a long-lasting relationship with a strong foundation. I want us to be a family. However, I can’t help the agony that seeps in me. I don’t want anything to ruin our happiness, our home.

I feel like I am being too much of a dreamer. It feels too good to be true. There is so much happening around me and it feels like I am going to ruin this. What do I do first? I don’t know. I have everything laid in front of me and I am hesitant to take it. Sometimes, I think to myself “Whatever I can do this, it’s okay. I am ready.” But, then I think of you and I don’t want what I am offering to you just be empty words. I believe in it but I don’t want it to be wishful thinking. My gut tells me to just go and I am dying to do so but I want to take safe and steady steps.

Honestly, it feels like a dream. It’s like I have fallen into a deep slumber and I am dreaming. This is how it feels. But it is real life and this is why I can’t be immature. Sometimes, I just want to get away with you. Just go on one of our dates and have a day to ourselves. Elope. I love those days, they make me forget about what keeps me up at night. Being with you feels so dreamy and I feel inspired. I feel like I can do and achieve anything. However, I still worry about everything. It’s just that you are such a wish come true..God I just can’t believe that you are real.

But, I have a choice to make, I don’t know what to do. I am scared of doing the wrong thing. I am scared of wronging you, hurting you. I am at a standstill. I need time. I am here, I am not going anywhere but I need time to figure this out and I am scared...

Song - Diamonds by Rihanna, but listen to the slowed & reverbed version. No shufflemancy used.

Note: Plan was 6 cards for each pile, but for you pile 3 there was no “6th card” and with the 2 of Swords as the closing statement, it made sense so I did not push it. The energy is very honest and kind but there is this stress and uncertainty about moving forward.

PILE 4

8 of Cups; 5 of Pentacles - King of Cups; Wheel of Fortune - The Hermit; 3 of Wands

Mon Ange,

It was hard to go through what we went through. Sometimes, I wonder if we would have made each other’s life slightly easier if we had met earlier. It does not really matter now but my mind sometimes wanders. Life was not kind to us. I was exhausted and just trying to survive. I walked away, left it behind but that did not make it easier. I still had to adapt and figure it out. I had to carry on but it wore out my soul. You understand this. You went through the same thing. It kills me to know that you were suffering. How I wish that I could have been there for you.

Honestly, I did not expect you. I don’t think you expected someone like me either. It kind of felt destined. As if it wasn’t just a mere coincidence. You fell first but I fell harder. I know you liked me since the first time you saw me. I still like to make you blush like I did back then. It is so endearing. I want to give you everything. I want to be a good omen in your life. You have no idea how much you mean to me. With me you are safe. This is going to be an emotionally stable relationship, just like you have always wanted. We will approach everything with maturity. Things are going to change and we will have to adjust but have faith. It will be for the best.

I know where I am and where I want to go. I know where I want to be in the future. We both know. You need to take a leap of faith, I will be by your side. I will not let you go. I think we both have taken enough time to ourselves. We are self-sufficient now and we know ourselves. It’s time for us to start a new chapter. We will be together so it will be fine. No matter what lies ahead it will bring us better days than the ones we left behind. Those hard days are long gone.

I need you to remember that you don’t have to go through everything by yourself. You have me now. We have each other.

Song - Angel by The Weeknd and Angel Baby by Troye Sivan. No shufflemancy used.

Note: I don’t know what it is with “angel” and this pile. It did not feel right to omit any of it from the reading though..

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on-a-lucky-tide · 2 years ago

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💔 , 🤗 and ✨ for the writer ask, please.

Is there a fic yours that broke your heart?

Yes! There are a few I can think of that I wrote on anonymous, but the public ones are Quiet and Bury My Heart at Rivia. Both of them deal with grief and the loss of a loved one. The idea that grief isn’t something that goes away, but you grow around it until it’s a small, manageable part of you. There’s no point trying to cure it, or not feel it, or ignore it. I cried while writing both of them. The second was for flash fic, so I was typing away and my partner was just like… “JD, stop… stop writing… take a break”. Me, snotty and gross: but I only have eight hours to get this done.

What advice would you give new fanfic writers that are just getting started?

Write what brings you joy and try to decouple that joy in your creation from fandom reception.

The stories that get the most traction in fandom follow a formula, with specific tropes and fanon headcanons for characters. Many—as is evidenced by the readership—love that formula. However, you do not have to write it. You can do your own thing. You can love that four story rarepair tag and pour your heart and soul there. Find the three other people in your fandom that love it, and clutch onto them. Finally, support small writers: there are some absolutely amazing stories buried in the “low kudos”, because they weren’t the main m/m pairing or didn’t make enough high follower friends to get on a rec list, and they are often the most giving, open, genuine and talented people. Go find them.

Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it.

Fuck, queue an Anon coming into my inbox to call me out for anything I put here—uh, I enjoy changing the narrative voice for the character PoV. So, Eskel should sound different to Jaskier and Lambert, even Vesemir, who has a kinda… wistful resignation to him? I dunno. When I get that right, I think those stories are pretty enjoyable (for me, at least, ha; although, trying to write Damien de la Tour who speaks in an accented English without contractions is making me feel like a Dalek because I’m not as effortlessly sexy-smooth as he is).

Thanks, Rogue. Love you!

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astrojoy · 3 years ago

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Hello! I have Venus in Aries at 17 degrees in the 12th house. I guess because of the influence of the 12th house, it is difficult for me to see my beauty. Do you have any advice? Thank you for your blog! 🤍✨

Aww 🥺 hey come here, listen. I can actually really relate to this. I have my Libra sun + mercury in the 12th so I totally understand what it's like to not see it

So beauty can range from outter and inner. Let's get into outter real quick!

Love, in order to see your beauty you must shut your eyes and blur out whatever the world sees as beautiful. Put your phone down and ignore anything online showing societies opinion of beauty. I literally deleted Instagram and Twitter because my self worth always declined and I felt insecure and so far it's really helped to be honest

I want you to take a moment and sit down with yourself. "What is beauty?"

Nono

"What do I like in beauty"

What outfits do you find beautiful

What makeup styles (if any) do you find attractive?

Do you think natural is gorgeous?

Are you societies desired weight? If not then flip your hair and strut it anyways. 'Underweight' is beautiful just as 'overweight' is beautiful. Literally what makes you happy is beautiful. Your version of beauty has possibly been everyone telling you their version of beauty as you've grown up (whether it's online, school or etc) oh and back to the "underweight"/"overweight". I put quotation marks around them. Reason being is because that's an opinion to. What really is underweight? How do you see someone as overweight? Is a form of scale people have made up to classify body sizes but in reality, call it whatever you want. If "underweight" is normal to you then have at it! If "overweight" is what makes you happy, then keep doing you!

A round face shape? Cute! Baby face that ages slower from what I've heard!

Oval face shape? Looks great no matter the pose! Gives off kind mother/father vibes!

Sharp face shape? Stunning! Literally looks like a pixie!

Square face shape? Confidence, smexy boss energy 🚶‍♀️

Now

What's your face shape?

Body shape?

Eye shape?

In order to see your beauty I need you to write a list of the things you actually like about yourself. Don't focus on what others see as unattractive or attractive. Write down what you think

Then I'd like you to write down what you find unattractive about yourself. What about yourself doesn't make you happy?

Can those 'unattractive' things change? If they can and you want to, set a goal! Do what you must to make yourself happy let that be a motivation to drive you!

And if not, then who cares? Those things. Those little 'flaws' are literally what make you human. What others define as weird or bizarre, they probably have themselves and if not then that's ok because you have a normal body

Oh and birthmarks? Angel kisses 🙄 don't even get me started on them beauties 🥰 literally blessed with a unique quality 🥺

Now, inner beauty huh?

Inner beauty is personality, our soul, hobbies, beliefs etc

What you find funny, when you find joy, how you act towards things, ALL of that is beautiful. This one is kind of hard to explain besides, don't care what others interests, form of beliefs and stuff are! It's not being self centered, it's just forming your own ideas of expression. Go ahead and form your own, your soul loves to express it's self so it would hurt if you put it in a cage just to try and fit in, right? It's fun being unique. Hobbies like astrology anything occult related in specific, tends to be cringed at and a lot of people don't get it. A lot of people won't. But does it make you smile? Does it peak your curiosity? It's fun right? 😊 continue having fun

Life isn't meant to be wasted fitting in with the crowd

Life is meant to be learned from and enjoyed. But to do that you need to be yourself 🫂💖

Consider this a hype post for you and also a reminder of where to set your values, at least as a tip from what I've seen and can understand where you're coming from. Please always tell yourself your beautiful in front of the mirror. That helps as well. Literally say "woah my face is gorgeous today!" Say it out loud. Why? Overtime your mind will look at those qualities for what you say they are

Oh oh actually I have something perfect for you

Look up "subliminal beauty" on YouTube. These things overtime are supposed to redirect your negative patterns to more positive patterns. Be careful with who you choose to listen to (there has been people in the past who put negative affirmations in stuff and caused bad things to happen) but after listening to whatever over and over it can work! It's just to help hype you and yourself ya know? Also manifestation since life can really be like that. Consider this a tip from someone like an older sister, whatever makes you comfortable! I'm just here to give personal advice. I hope it helps in some way

Not many people like the color orange as much as other colors, yet this rose still looks beautiful 🧡

#astrology

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