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klm-zoflorr · 9 months ago
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Jonathan Sims and his Maker
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klm-zoflorr · 2 years ago
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People will complain
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orgyofthedamned · 2 months ago
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me when a character who was completely powerless gains power and proceeds to lose themselves in the intoxication of it before coming to and being horrified by their own capacity for bloodlust
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dyke-ass-fujoshi · 5 months ago
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How I found out about trump getting shot
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shadow-queens-blog · 7 months ago
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hey does this make sense? am i reaching?
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klm-zoflorr · 11 months ago
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THERE GOES
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Bonus:
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um can we make this a real thing??????
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please tag any other fandom that could use this meme format
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whyissupernaturaltrending · 5 months ago
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a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled
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klm-zoflorr · 9 months ago
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Bad bad man gets condemned to interacting with the public for his crimes
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Behold! World's most disgruntled employee
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Michael distortion being forced into customer service requests for @tsukiiuna and @mad-scientist-enthusiast !
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samgiddings · 1 year ago
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@staff @support @engineering @music @books
Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???
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klm-zoflorr · 2 years ago
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BIENVENIIIIIIIDO A YYYYYYTTRE RYMDEN!
What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i’m palestinian
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guiiay · 21 days ago
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yeah... yeah
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corgiteatime · 9 months ago
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Congratulations, game. You really did subvert my initial expectations with the really-not-all-that-horny vampire and the totally sensible weed Dad figure and Mr. Gale "I'm totally into the fact you haven't taken a bath in 2 weeks and I read a book about about being turned on by deadly danger and let's have astral projection 4-way sex with only 2 people in outer space and you look good jogging around the city in strappy bondage gear" Dekarios.
Not complaining. I was just surprised, that's all. I love having my expectations subverted.
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gh0sdae · 4 days ago
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On how they still think curly tried to commit with the crash:
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klm-zoflorr · 2 years ago
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Actually, beekeepers totally abuse bees and radio in bee propaganda in the sound waves that only they can hear (that's why we can't hear those when we go next to a beehive). They write in subliminal messages on the walls of the beehive with little needles(that scare the bees btw). They pierce worker bees' wings so they fly less good and can't escape. They also keep most queens on little bee-leashes or stick them to the floor with superglue. Additionally, they put little jail bars on the exits of the hive so the bees are mentally conditionned to feel trapped and also so they can't escape at night (that is done because honeybees swarm at night)
commercial beekeepers kill honeybees to make honey, that is very terrible and causes lots of pain. They also eat queens to keep their mind-controlling powers over The Hive
(Not to mention that honeybees post spam on social media and spray pesticides that kill native species and plants everywhere they go)
Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized
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crowleys-right-eyeball · 8 months ago
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i lied abt only posting abt this situation once, i just saw this lovely person’s comment!! passing it on to tumblr 🫡
edit: SOMEONEE changed the password and ruined it for everybody :/ pls try this version instead!!
edit 2: WATCHER POSTED AN UPDATE
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tibby-art · 5 months ago
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this is everything i could have ever asked for
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