#wow: jace

[manny-jacinto]

HARRY COLLETT  Calvin Klein (2024)

[wyrmwright]

These three again

[pizzacastella]

anyway bc of the residual Workplace Violence™ im feeling

what if aguefort hired another sorcerer teacher (could be full time, could be a sub) bc its his solution to jace's complaints abt how heavy his workload is. the new hire comes in and jace acts very polite and cordial bc hey its work, its easier to just smile and nod. its all fine until jace realizes its even more work.

starts as something small, mayb jace doesn't like how they teach (saying that as sorcerers they need to be perfect, no point in casting if you dont have it down to a t, etc etc). then some students go to him w concerns abt how they dont feel they're applying themselves properly, asking if they could transfer to his class instead. then he tries to talk to the new hire about those concerns but they just insist there's nothing wrong w the way they teach, even puts down jace's own method of teaching and starts giving him pointers on "how to improve it". jace gets so mad at this ofc bc why tf is this person treating him like he's the new hire? who tf do they think they are? he's been here for four goddamn years, and they're what? two weeks in? FUCK OFF!!!

"thank you so much for your input." jace would say to them instead bc it isn't it socially acceptable to banish people to the red waste for a month.

jace goes home to porter and he immediately starts ranting about the whole thing, talking so much shit about this new hire. porter listens to him quietly bc its better to let jace have it all out. however, it does takes jace the entire night. they're already getting ready for bed and he's still yapping away to the point where jace is so preoccupied w talking that he mindlessly follows whatever porter gestures. he doesn't even realize that he's straddling porter's lap until he felt porter kiss up a particular spot on his neck and suddenly he forgets his words.

"keep talking." porter encourages him but it's so difficult to form sentences when porter's hands start to feel him up under his sleep shirt and he can feel porter's hard on. he starts whining, desperate and needy, hoping porter would just get on with it. jace abandons the ranting entirely and goes to kiss him, feeling porter smile in the kiss. "'ya done?" porter chuckles a little bit when they pull away for air. "y'know, i could always just kill that guy off for 'ya." jace is aware of how that shouldn't turn him on, but it does.

anyway porter fucks it right out of him (sorry idk how to write it) and jace actually mellows out after. yeah he's still mad but after he found out someone slashed their tires and their teacher evaluations came out bad, he feels pretty good :3

[lilcetis]

in the dragon prince, you don't get therapy. instead they give you a traumatic, magically induced dream sequence and you either come out a better person or die

[kingsmoot]

i think it's so funny how hard people go for the strong (HA!) family resemblance because these are just white brunette people. they're not even all the same shade of brunette.

[stilin-ski]

if u elaborate on cheerleader jace owlbears porter id be soo 🫶🏻🫶🏻

happily here we go:

-jace keeps his hair just a little longer than we see in canon bc he likes when the other squad members do double french braids with little bows at the ends to give it a little flair. porter also. very much likes this.

-jace has the cheer pants and the cheer skirt and wears both depending on his mood.

-porter is whatever the bloodrush equivalent to a defensive linebacker is, so he's used to getting hit and getting hit hard. that's his job, stay on defense, protect the ball, go down if he needs to. it doesn't really effect him anymore, especially since they have magic and can just do a quick cure wounds or lay on hands if anything too detrimental happens.

but jace is absolutely not okay the first time he sees porter take a hit after they start dating, and some of the other cheer squad members have to stop him from running out onto the field when a time-out is called so they can check on porter. he spends the rest of the night fussing over him after the game because he's got too much anxious energy to sit still.

-they've fucked in the locker room dozens of times, but they've only gotten caught like five times, maybe? which is a miracle on its own because they are not fucking quiet. it's always been a toss up on who threatens the poor soul who happened to walk in. most people are honestly more afraid of jace bc his magic is still very, very unpredictable at that point.

-they are very territorial over each other but they do not need to be bc everyone knows they're so crazy for each other that trying to insert themselves in their relationship is a death sentence.

-every prom they throw insane after parties. jace always spikes the punch. and they sneak off to fuck in a classroom at least twice.

-they break up once, and jace seems fine about it, but porter is a wreck. and not like... raging, throwing shit. he's just obviously so devastated and desperate to fix it, and he's constantly scanning the halls, the cafeteria, the courtyard for any sign of jace. when jace leaves his letterman in his locker, along with some old t-shirts jace had taken over the years a few days after they break up, porter openly cries about it before he goes to the gym and breaks a few punching bags. obvs they work it out within a few weeks, but porter takes it really hard and once they're back together, jace finally admits that he hadn't been sleeping much since they broke up because he didn't have anything that smelled like porter anymore and that's what had been keeping him calm when wild magic surges would hit suddenly.

-they're high school sweethearts, basically. they grow up, they get married. end up teaching at augefort. in this au they do not ever become evil, just a weird grown up version of their a little bit fucked up dynamic from high school where its like. they're in love but maybe there is such a thing as too in love, you know?

[carlsdraws]

ser criston cole and ser harwin strong having a like proxy sword fight and sending the children they respectively like best to beat the shit out of eachother while they scream and cheer them on like overinvested parents at a soccer match

[zukkacore]

Maybe it’s bc we’re talking timeloops but I also think Jaceporter would be extremely funny to subject to a hell dimension shifted slightly to the left Elmville as a Good Place AU

[t4tozier]

idk if I get more than one, but, if you're still in the mood, maybe starbreaker and scent kink? like Porter comes home from the gym all sweaty and Jace is just *all over him.* Or maybe Porter comes into the bedroom and catches Jace jerking off whilst his face is buried in Porter's discarded clothes

you get as many as you'd like my darling <3 until i fall asleep. but i'm still on the couch so that will be a while from now yay

i know for a fact @innskeep has written about this. sorry to call u out like that. but yeah. scent kink is one of those things that i have not been into Until starbreaker. sorry guys.

porter's honestly shocked when jace jumps on him the second he gets back from the gym. he expects him to wrinkle his nose and bigby's hand him into the shower. what he's definitely not expecting is for jace to pull him down into a kiss, biting his lip while running his fingers through his sweaty hair, and when porter scoops him up to take him into the bedroom he licks the sweat off porter's neck and maybe, if the angle is right, buries his face in porter's armpit and just fucking inhales. and porter's about to tease him for it but he sees the look in jace's eyes, almost wild with lust, and he decides he's not going to ruin the moment. he throws jace onto the bed, and he's going to tug his shirt off but then figures that jace might like it better if he wears it so he keeps it on.

and jace sounds so desperate when he begs, "let me blow you," and porter's never gonna turn down a blowjob so he gets on his back and watches as jace pulls porter's shorts down and almost reluctantly casts them to the side. he mouths over his cock through his briefs and then tugs them down under porter's balls and spends his sweet time just kissing and licking his inner thighs and balls and base of his shaft, and when he finally sucks porter's dick he takes a long time deepthroating him to the very best of his ability because he just needs to bury his face in the sweat and musk there.

he lets porter cum on his face and then straddles him and grinds against his stomach with his face firmly planted in porter's armpit and comes onto his shirt. and he seems to come back to himself a little bit after that and flushes red and prestidigitates them (noticeably, just the cum) and tells porter to go shower. but when porter gets out, jace has his ass up, face buried in his discarded shorts and boxers, and is grinding against his palm furiously as he comes again just from porter's scent. and gods, if that doesn't unlock something primal and feral inside of porter. he purposely leaves his dirty gym clothes at jace's or changes at work and showers there so he can "accidentally" leave his gym bag in his office or classroom. it's almost guaranteed to be gone by the end of the day.

[wyrmwright]

midnight snack, late-night call

[tfw-thevoid]

my fields of mistria OC!

okay so ive been playing a lot of fields of mistria. like. ive had it a week and got 42 hours in it soooo i feel normal about this game! (so normal)

anyway, here's my farmer Aster! I KNOW that this hair item is technically ribbons, but they look like horns to me okay? just run with it

also i wound up romancing MARCH??? usually i avoid the asshole romanceable NPC, i have better things to do BUT the narrative really rewards you for kind of being petty back! the dialogue choices and results are actually a lot of fun. so i started talking to him just to make him mad and before i knew it i'd stumbled into an enemies to lovers 50k slowburn 😔 really played myself there

anyway here's the gremlin man himself i hate him so much i bought half a dozen slices of chocolate cake to gift to him throughout winter i feel fine

i know a lot of folks are doing pixel portraits in the style of the game and im hoping to do one too! i have some ideas for aster's clothing designs. and their backstory overall!

so far i know they used to be a merc / assassin and they dont actually know why they have horns or what they are >:3c (i mean i do, or at least i have some ideas that might tie into the actual game story p well i think)

ive got a lot of ideas for lil doodles and comics and im gonna try and not overthink them and just have fun making art!

[aroacesetitoff]

VINDICATION

[lilcetis]

had a dream where callum had pretty powder blue robes and his skin and hair were sparkly like aaravos and then i woke up angry

[paraheronstairs]

There are a hundred trillion cells in the human body, and every single one of the cells of my body loves you. We shed cells, and grow new ones, and my new cells love you more than the old ones, which is why I love you more every day than I did the day before. It’s science. And when I die and they burn my body and I become ashes that mix with the air, and part of the ground and the trees and the stars, everyone who breathes that air or sees the flowers that grow out of the ground or looks up at the stars will remember you and love you, because I love you that much.”

- Clary to Jace, COHF

[eggtargaryenii]

*Raises hand* ME ME ME, I WANT TO READ ABOUT INHERITANCE POLITCS. I'M INTERESTED!!!

HRDJAHA UR SO SWEET ANON I hope u enjoyed the latest chapter !!!!

[lcveblossomed]

i feel like rickon is always trying to woo laenaera once he knows she likes him back. married and having their 4th child and he’s still winning tourneys to crown her his queen of love and beauty stealing kisses as he can. two losers in love.