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if wulbren bongle were a hot elf, the discourse about him would be radioactive
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it's kind of a shame that mob psycho 100 was released before these talks of 'main character energy' and 'npc behavior' really started to take hold in an annoying way. 'i am the protagonist of the world' no you're not you're the protagonist of your own life just like everybody else is. bitch.
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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
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The Grey Warden
I couldn't wait to draw these two 🙏 I've just finished the game and I'm considering dusting off my PS3 to return to the previous ones now...
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yknow what guys why do we have fight scenes in movies? i mean do we really need them? what do they add? why can't we just fade to black after someone throws the first punch and then see who won? just because some people (freaks) enjoy them doesn't make them necessary.
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🌲fenesvir lavellan, wolf of the dales🌲 redraw of (x)
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please never shave your local bearded humans please.
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I think there's some medias that you just cannot meaningfully engage with if your main priority is shipping
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The most relatable part of wolf hall is when Thomas Cromwell gets deathly ill and when he returns to work Henry VIII says “i hope that INCONVENIENCE is over” then quiet fires him under the sinister influence of jealous councilors.
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Also. Thomas Cromwell having infinitely more respect, attention, and affection for Cristophe the random ill-tempered rude French urchin who he lets live in his house and pays to torture people because Cristophe tracked him down in Calais to be like cremuel I hear you are a rat bastard sick son of a bitch you should hire me since the cops are after me. He has more love for Cristophe than he does Gregory, his own sweet respectable and gently raised son. Because gave Gregory the upbringing he himself could only dream of as a poor blacksmith’s son getting the shit kicked out of him daily and cannot stand him for it. This is so Logan Succession. You DO have to be a killer
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thomas cromwelllll you have to stop. you have too much street wisdom. your station is too upwardly mobile. you smoke more different. your liturgy is too heretical. your fabric choices are too fine and discerning. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you. 
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