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tomorrow..... 5th of november.....

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The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

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a buddy cop action movie but instead of an uptight public servant/street smart cool guy combo it’s about an anarchist and a leninist

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No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

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Yo (friend in passenger seat is fast asleep, hits him on the shoulder) YO check this out bro, the billboards in North Carolina are DIFFERENT i swear

friend: whuh-(he wakes up & glimpses us passing a billboard on the side of the highway with his face & full home address)

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

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What do you mean all my problems can't be solved by cleaving things in twain with an ancient mighty blade. You're sounding awful cleavable right now.

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Clan's First

commission for @/@KolboKolb on twitter

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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

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not much of a mystery when the guilty party looks at you like this

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newbie asked if we're supposed to look out for 'red flags' in interlibrary loan requests in reference to a request a patron had made for a book about cannibalism. she was looking expectantly at me like she was expecting me to be equally aghast at this........girl why would you work at a library if you want to play book police

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🚨There's zionists trying to report my fundraiser claiming I'm a scam.‼️

But everyone knows I'm in Gaza and I help my fellow Gazans 😂.

Zionists will find any opportunity to lie about a Palestinian especially a Gazan, to try and make us suffer, in this case in an attempt to cut off my and my family's lifeline. We're still here and we're not going anywhere.

Please consider supporting my fundraiser

or send money straight to my Paypal so lying zionists like these can't interfere with the transfer (paypal).

Thank you to all who have been supporting me and helping care for my family in this horrible atrocity.

@el-shab-hussein @nabulsi @irhabiya @sar-soor @stuckinapril @brutaliakhoa @appsa

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my rook, jena

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the way silent hill 2 remake without the fog just looks like an average day in the uk