#wow yeah israel is killing people and that is bad!
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they will NOT stop callin pro-palestinians nazis in my notes and its so weird. like can yall get a hobby other than getting mad at people for saying genocide is bad
#like is it so difficult to just be like#wow yeah israel is killing people and that is bad!#wow yeah israel is creating propaganda to insist that this is intrinsically a jewish thing when in reality its just an israel thing!#and they just don't wanna take accountability so they cry antisemitism every time someone criticizes them!#which btw is severely negatively affecting jewish people all around the world#something i have witnessed firsthand in fact!#so like zionists fuck off and stop pretending you're the victim here#people are being killed#children are being killed#infants are being killed#mothers and fathers and entire families are being killed#theyre being brutally murdered by occupation forces but noooo you've gotta whine about how you personally are being victimized#by people saying “hey can we maybe not do a fucking genocide?”
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Growing up Jewish means that, among other things, you get used to a passive but everpresent dread that the rest of the world will eventually want to see you dead. Passover is about that one time the Egyptians enslaved all of the Jews, and despite trying to kill us, we survived. Purim is about that one time a Persian minister tried to have us all killed, but we survived. Hannukah is about the time the Greeks destroyed our holy sites and tried to have us all killed, but we survived. Tisha Be'Av. Holocaust Remembrance Day. Tzom Gedalia. It's gotten to a point where we commonly joke about how 90% of our holidays are just "they tried to kill us, they didn't, let's eat."
If it was merely historical, that'd be one thing, but this sort of fear is far from merely being a story passed down by your elders. My great grandma's entire family was burned alive in the Pogroms. My uncles were beat up for speaking up about antisemitism. My brother was bullied relentlessly in school for being circumcised. "Generational Trauma" is the correct term to define this, but I do think it's important to highlight how every generation re-experienced this trauma. Luckily, I haven't experienced this sort of violence yet beyond some dickheads online, but I don't believe this'll stay the case for much longer.
I want to be clear that despite this all, I'm not pessimistic about my future as a Jew or of the Jewish People as a whole; I'm a hopeless idealist, whether it's about individual life choices or about broader political change in general. We've made it this far, I don't think we'll be taken out that easily, and we can certainly build a better world without having to hide in a gilded cage of our own making. But holy shit, have I heard some concerning things from people recently.
Antisemitism is no longer the Cain's Mark it used to be. Saying this I now realize that it never was this sort of mark it was made out to be, but atleast while I was growing up, it felt like it was atleast socially unacceptable to be openly against the Jews. In the past few years I've had to come to terms with the fact that even if this was the case, it very much no longer is, and the past few months had this process exacerbate significantly.
You guys have heard about the Houthis, right? Paramilitary organization in Yemen, not the official government but controls enough of the country that they function as the government, been blocking trade through the Red Sea as of the time of posting? Those guys. Their logo has "A Curse Upon the Jews" written in big red letters. There is no other way to read that sentence, it is very explicit. Seeing people cheering for this group openly on social media made me somewhat uneasy, both for the... well, the antisemitism, and also that this group is infamous for its blatant human rights violations, including but not limited to bringing back chattel slavery. So, I brought this up to people.
I was expecting some sort of shock, right? Even if they fundamentally believe blocking the red sea is good, that they'd readjust their position on the group itself. "I think it's a cool thing to do, but wow what assholes." I shouldn't have to explain why antisemitic slave owners are bad guys, right?
Right??
The sheer amount of people who responded with one justification or another for why it's actually totally fine blew my fucking mind. "Oh, it's not actually slavery, they're treated very well." "Well, they don't really mean they hate the Jews." "It's just a different cultural form of labor!" "Well, when you have a country like Israel oppressing your people-"
Yeah I think I should probably address the elephant in the room real quick. Israel, and its fascist-adjacent government, has nothing of relevance when someone brings up the issue of worldwide antisemitism. Antisemitism has been thriving for years now. If you open a map Yemen is nowhere near Israel. There's certainly a conversation to have about Israel's abhorrent treatment of palestineans in the west bank and gaza, no doubt, but, frankly speaking, that's not the goddamn conversation we're having right now, and I feel the need to specify this because I've had multiple people derail such conversations consistently. If your first response to someone talking about antisemitism is to bring up Israel, for the love of god reexamine your biases.
Antisemitism has been growing, a lot, and we're scared. According to polls, 7% of the US thinks that the holocaust did not happen, with these numbers increasing to 20% if you sort the results to only the 18-29 age group and 9% of Americans think it's acceptable to hold neo-nazi views. Trust me, I wish these numbers were flukes, but I have seen these same numbers in multiple polls by numerous sources in the past 5 years.
7% of the US is about 23.2 million people.
There are only 16.2 million Jews in the entire world.
You, do not, have to justify antisemitism, I fucking promise you.
#politics#yeah I have a blog#like not this one#one where I actually write rather than just reblog#it's mostly casual but#I had to get this out of my system.#judaism#jumblr
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Some antisemite barely keeping the mask on/ someone absorbed in their propaganda being pipeline into neonazi shit without realising : "I'm not antisemitic look here's a link to a blog proving he's a Zionist! "
Person In the link :
"this guy is spreading Zionist propaganda and says that Palestinians are Arab colonialists and says to put 'support Israel in your bio
I'm not calling him a Zionist though , also don't trust Jewish people when they talk about antisemitism because that's how the Zionists get you with their propaganda you can't trust Jewish people talking about antisemitism because of the existence of people who say its antisemitic to not support Israels crimes against Palestine "
The screenshots:
don't show that just a collection of Jewish people talking about " wow people are using the I/P" war"as an excuse to be antisemitic and goym are eagerly jumping in and claiming Jewish people are Zionists as an excuse for their antisemitic shit "
Like you're not immune to antisemitic propaganda, nor islamophobic propaganda claiming that Jewish and Palestinians have no mutual goals and are all hivemind enemies of each other and that no Jewish Palestinians exist and that no Jewish non Palestinians have empathy or care for the Palestinian people when a lot of the loudest longest advocates against the apartheid have been Jewish people
"the reason Zionists have gotten as far as they have is that they can use antisemitism as a defence" is pretty antisemitic and erasing the christofacists who want their prophecy to be fulfilled by Palestine being eliminated and are a much larger more powerful majority the world over than Jewish people
"focusing on Jewish suffering alone" is also blatantly false but antisemites never let the truth get in the way of their lies
"Calling out antisemitism is bad and means you support genocide" as the use of these screenshots the op has taken as "evidence of Zionist propaganda" suggest sure is a choice
I mean yeah "pro Israel" looks sus if you divorce it from "it is a call and a reminder that Jews will always survive" context like you can not like the tone but I fail to see"pro Bibi we love genocide" in a message that's basically "hey a bunch of people in the only Jewish country were murdered and taken hostage and we can condemn that and mourn for those lost while also condemning the apartied and genocide of Palestine and mourning for those lost..... but antisemites are using this as an excuse to celebrate and call for all Jewish people in Israel to be genocided and many people seem to be throwing aside their leftism to join in where they see antisemitism as justified"
Like this isn't a sports team thing this is people's lives and families and there very much are antisemites who talk about "abolishing Israel" when what they mean is "kill all the Jewish people in Israel to keep all the Jewish people in the world in line because we've brought into antisemitic conspiracy theories about Jewish people having all the power and riches and controlling the media"
And you need to realise that and not treat this like it's a freaking soortsball "good team versus the evil jew-i mean ((Zionists))"
Like the OP is literally called fiteclub and seems to behave as if tumblr is a place for "fighting"\ harassment and takes glee in it which is why I had the OP blocked for a while because I got sick of seeing the constant harassing replies to @transmascpetewentz whenever he posted anything...like harassing people on Tumblr isn't activism and doesn't save lives let alone justifying harassment campaigns where people are being told to suicide and people are saying "this specific individual needs to be ended for the good of trans unity uwu but trust me I'm totes against transphobic dogpiles and hate campaigns based on misinfo" it's hypocritical as fuck and the antisemitism and transphobia are transparent as fuck
#Antisemitism#Sorry for tagging you in this just there's someone talking about you spreading this shit and I wanted to help debunk it#Ritz#Ritz apparently has a HISTORY of antisemitism unironically uses the phrase “mogai hell” in 2024#Also aphobia because ofc just hanging out in the terf pipeline while claiming that harassing trans men is supporting trans women#Just block these antisemites don't interact
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it's really funny seeing Americans panic about this too because presidents have been getting away with war crimes for 70+ years and now people are like. Oh my god. The president is immune to consequences? like yeah thats right he might do what he did to the global south to you. the cognitive dissonance between liberals arguing that israel is in the right and those same liberals being like "wow, that would be bad if someone was mad with power, he could kill whoever he wanted!"
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New Years Eve celebrations across US get ramped up security and police
We're getting the idiots out of here I'm so sick of this dumb show the fours are finally sick of it holy crap that took forever and the ball is going to drop and it's going to be the watchmen the movie and it looks like daylight it's because they're disabling a nuclear weapon with a ball lightning and it goes down and Jason sees it and the other people haven't talked behind the building and some of those buildings have some pretty big Stone and the ones nearby Doo it's a detonator and they get sick and his people get sick and it starts off Independence Day 1 and just a few moments it's going to begin
Apollo and goddess wife
We do believe it we planned it but wow on New Year's Day and he thought it was too it was weird cuz he's thinking it it's not telling himself and he's looking at it and he's going boy that looks like the ball area and it makes sense and didn't think it would be that bright it's fairly bright and it really is not that bright and he's got it right on the money and these guys do their little show after getting completely irradiated and they're just sitting there rotting away and you can see it's actually Dempsey now it's one of his guys is coming out of his face is sicker than hell and he's gone is a regent and his the one for Massachusetts is a really big loss and they're all getting killed is going to sit around like the pseudo empire and the max are not the ones hitting them that's a pain in the ass and the max kind of probably planted that way but nobody cares anymore cuz they have to do the job it is kind of the way it used to be too the interference for both sides to prevent them from wiping each other out
Apollo and goddess wife
We were up top of this bottom statement but he's right on the money these people are jokes and their jokes to everyone but they're not funny at all we're going to get rid of them now but the attacks in the Eastern hemisphere have begun and they're very fierce and then all these idiots and run around taking over the bases and it started shouting their mouths off and they're blabbing what they're going to do it'll save us too and now they're leaving. This place here is a mess almost nothing is running properly and we have to come in and fix it and we're going to do all this stuff today through the weekend and we're getting there ready to take them back to court and it's in Torrance California and bif since I was casino there because it's slightly irradiated and really nobody goes to it and he gets the machines from this area cuz the state keeps closing down and opening it and closing it so the places where machines are stored and it's Tommy f and Tommy f gets b******* since you took him there in a radiator and they don't even work because you brought them to a radiated area he said he wants him to go there and have a decent time looks around and says yeah he's not going to be able to go here so that he starts trying to take over Vegas it's coming up pretty quick and they're going to get hit pretty quick a lot quicker than they think because Tommy f is starting to get desperate for equipment and he needs it like right now
Thor Freya
This is awesome and we're going to make it happen and the watchmen series is the best that is one of the best things I've ever seen we all worked on it and he says it too and his cadre works on a lot I'll tell you what it's one of the most perfect pieces of work I've ever seen
Apollo and goddess wife
It does make a lot of people sick it's the music and it's the way the thing is set and they start all sorts of comic Con stuff because of it they figured out that people hate them and they're trying to be heroes and it doesn't work and they look bad
Thor Freya
You don't look silly anymore you end up looking very evil it's kind of what we need
Hera
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castle 7x9 last action hero
the action movie episode liveblog
hard kill garbage earbuds sus person running person dead person!! Love the music btw talking out loud to himself
Aw I love 90s beckett's style Oooh allclads are a good brand! But bex is right, some pans just Work Better, you can't just live life with a full set of one, you need a couple mismatched ones thrown in there too. & it has pictures in it.
Cousin sofia! Nice Bex offended mr kuniak XD ofc he never said anything, that'd be impolite
Hohhhh her puppydog sleeves <3
raises crime scene tape uwu He's that guy! Esposito's face of "Really castle? HIM above any of the OTHER action heroes?" RC: Ex-Navy Seal Zen master Rico Cruz? With the catch phrase “Time to hit Cruz control”? JE: Yeah, I was never a fan. KR: Me either. What’s he done lately, anyway? JE: Yeah, right? RC: (seriously) Beat leukemia. KR+JE:
Lanie <3
LP: Cause of death is clearly strangulation by ligature. KB: A narrow ligature, from the looks of it. KR: Made by a thin wire tied to two wooden dowels? KB: KR: CSU found this in a dumpster. KB: A garrote? Who would use one of those? JE: Special forces will sometimes, when they want to kill quietly. RC: The bigger question is how they got the drop on Lance Delorca. KR: Uh, Lance played an action hero, Castle. Doesn’t mean he was one. RC: Au contraire, mon frère. Thank you transcript for actually saying that, screw you captions. I speak French, I want to see the words. If hearing bilingual people can understand the french, Ddeaf/hoh ppl should be able to have that same opportunity. RC: Lance was born in Spain where, before he became an actor, he was a member of the CNI, the Spanish Intelligence Agency. He was black ops. This man was a lethal weapon. Me then: Wow, that's so fake, he wouldn't become an american actor. Jon Huertas: *was in the military, poor guy, before becoming an actor & is literally Esposito in this very show* But then again, I have a friend from Israel/Sri Lanka (I think he grew up in israel but was originally from sri lanka, idk) & he was in the air force for thirteen years but I met him as a cheap cafe sandwich maker in the banquet cold kitchen. I mean he left that job a couple weeks ago for private security but other than that. My point is, being n the military does not denote your future, you can escape your past.
Love the music btw
*Knows it word for word* RC laughs. He notices KR+JE’S looks. RC: I was raised by a single mother. Hard Kill was how I got my brotime. KR: That explains so much. JE: Mmhmm.
JE: Yeah, the guy from The Indestructibles movies, where all the badass action heroes band together for one last mission. KR: Before they die of old age? JE: Hey. That’s a great film. And so was the sequel. Sequels are never good bro KR: (sarcastically) Yeah.
KR: The redhead, she’s an archaeologist? That strains credibility. (XD casually sexist) JE: Yeah, in a good way. KB: Hard at work investigating, I see. They all turn around quickly. (Love her)
Castle being sort of helpful while just watching movies *pushes esposito out of the way a bit* why garroute, not garawt? KB: I know what her name is. While you were having your B-movie festival, I tracked her down. She’s in New York. She’s shooting a film and she’s on her way in now. *Esposito's face lights up & Castle accidentally hits ryan*
love the music XD but bex, let Castle find girls pretty in the past tense, he had her poster on his wall when he was younger & def before he met you that is ok.
oh no Another indestructibles? before they all die of old age? Yay friends Wow guns Cheesy is not bad KB: The real miracle is how a girl like that’s hanging out with a bunch of guys old enough to be her grandfather. She's not wrong
RC: Hi, Mr. Harmon. Huge fan. Huge fan. (he holds out his hand for a shake) I – I’m – it’s an honor – honor to meet you. Brock Harmon: The honor is mine. I’ve passed many an hour in the john reading your books. (in the washroom but still, he reads em! Love it when two celebrities are fans of each other lol)
Sometimes they say first names, sometimes they say last names.
When castle said that I just thought "Jon huertas was drawing on his past as an airman to play a detective (who used to be a green beret)" but also I miss the days when Castle said smart stuff
Just so happens that everyone they need is in new york i love it
I know why they are "stonewalling" her heheh oh yeah she has "guys" in washington now!
Why Hard Kill of any of the ppl he's played?
KR: (reading the tagline) “Time to hit Cruz control.” Maybe that’s what I need, a catchphrase. (he lowers his voice) Time to meet hard justice. Time for prison time. (nOOO I HATE IT MY FACE IS CAUGHT BETWEEN A CRINGE & A SMILE JHDSKJHSDFJ) XD on second thought: don't. clipping.
Oh yeah I remember this stuff. Man's a regular little robotics high school student!
Oh yeah sobriety. Loev the set behind them too lol
Ooh I noticed the commotion in the background this time! Man holding his face!
Classic action movie other wife XD
{But Castle couldn't tell that this man was NOT ex-cni? He got beckett's entire life story so why is this like this?} btw I want a fanfic where castle pulls the same trick he did on beckett to learn abt esposito & ryan's lives
espt layers upon layers isexy
Enrique Gomez: He needed a bodyguard. Somebody he could trust. And I know such people. But none of them were available on such short notice, so I couldn’t help him. I mean yeah no yeah that's how things go
At least he ASKED his friend I mean Tavi was a sheep herder too! But then he became an operative! & wanted to be a lawyer! & then became captain of the army! & then became the king of the entire nation!
Aww castle so depressed deeply personal XD Tori *pops out* *pops back in*
Earology XD but also acupuncturists might know a lot, I feel like that could be a plot point in a future episode & the shows the little animation XD like girl why not just say "I have an ID" & give the ID & if they ask say "I compared her ear shape to pictures of women connected to Lance DeLorca" & show the green pic of the scan but since you already compared it, you don't need to compare it to any more (which is where we got that pretty ear shape animation from)
not quoting, rather clipping, but the captions are incorrect so beware
I like how dark the obs room is in comparison to the inter room but the box is still so dim
set smth right! Words we've said before!
RC: My opinion is not affected by her skimpy outfit. I’m speaking as an objective investigator. Someone who has set their personal feelings aside. KB: Along with your poster? RC stops abruptly. RC: Who told you? It’s Ryan, wasn’t it? Apparently everyone knows ryan as the blabbermouth. "She's going away with her boyfriend!" "It only proves that Ryan has a big mouth" like girl this is a minor character trait for him at this point
Yay I'm hopefully getting my meds filled! I went to the hospital for self harm & suicidal motives on wednesday & I still haven't gotten my meds yet *goofy face emoji* but now I am yayay
why does ryan say "except for her story is still holding up" instead of "except that her story is still holding up" but ig it's better "except FOR the fact THAT her story.."
slaps ryan's mouth XD
her fridge is EMPTY
THANK YOU! Thank you Lanie for giving us all this information, all the reminders of the past, the explosion, the best apartment ever! Also I totally thought that they were going to kiss & then I forgot this isn't fanfiction. Btw we need more femslash in fandom. Straight women, we need you! Lol wine in ceramic mugs
Ooh Ryan's outfit! It was good yesterday but now it is also good today!
Hollywood style one at a time fight, castle's face, espt's face, castle's face, espt's nodthe MUSIC, man he did a great job choosing the right instruments for this!
Reminds me, I was in martial arts as a kid (& I wish I could go back but college is awful & nobody should have to work more than five hours a day /gen /revolution /ubi) & some friends of mine got into a fight at mcdonald's & they TOTALLY should have asked for the security footage!
btw, kicks are low not for their face
You get sides of pork, not sides of beef. Cattle are cut into quarters. Sorry lol I took a meat fabrication course in college
Standing in a very fenton oconnell type way there huh
JE: AD says his name is Ernest Howe. He’s playing ISIS militant number twelve. KR: Not for long. You know what time it is? It’s Ryan time. KR walks, JE follows him. JE: Please. Just stop. KR: Name’s Ryan and I hate lyin’. (he flashes his badge) JE: Oh my god KR: Ernest Howe! NYPD. not clipping too embarrassing KR: Oh, you’ve got trouble. Ryan trouble. JE hangs & shakes his head EH, softly & deeply: I don’t know what that means.
add to 1x7 when esposito & ryan were about to fck "moot" btw love espt's outfit. "put the hurt on all of you" sounds like irish, "there is hurt on me" or "there is hunger on me" is how irish sentences work
wait then why were you there beating on him in the alley? Or maybe they couldn't connect him to any of the assaulters, he just looked kind of like them
Ryan mr narco didn't notice? well ig it has been like 9 years since then...
love a good old middle aged dude
RC: I’ve learned that every good fiction contains a kernel of truth. Mr writer
BH: Say, the gang and I are going out for drinks later tonight. How’s you like to come with us? RC: RC: BH: Castle?
RC to KB: You are my boyhood dream.
XD that little run! He's a teen girl I love him!
There is NOT enough space for three broad shouldered adlult men to sit in a caar together
BH: Somebody takes out one of our own, we take him out. Valid ig? but castle is right: Oh, guys. Hey. Listen. If your plan is to go to the club and steal that slot car, no, that would – that would taint the evidence. Rolf Magnus: Actually we can compel the DA to consider it, since the car technically belonged to the victim, Lance. Wow actually smart lol
Where is Castle? Oh wait that's him. When did Castle change? Cool guys don't look at explosions
Love the heist comp XD. & they call him el jeffe XD I love the triframe but castle is conspicuous Lol always check, esp if you don't want to create a distraction Now get gone he's only on his way you can still get gone! Pull the fire alarm! Oh good for her lol
KB: You’re telling me that this was handed to you by a concerned citizen? RC: Uh … yes.
KB: And reward you for your []illegal behavior? (she shakes her head) I think not.
& then she livetells him anyway?
They be f*ckin' /j "omg this is not what I expected to be listening to"
yk what trey, that's valid. But also dude maybe ask for help yk what the DA might feel bad for you but also girl go to the authorities at that point maybe except that yk how cops are but at least theyd arrest boothe for conspiracy to commit murder
What did the blood bone marrow donor have to do with all of this?
he's your real dad & blood bone tests showed that?
ryan weird with the vest half open tbh
Ohhhh his son that's how this was involved!
WOAH THE JEWELRY WIRE IS THE SAME!?!? I don't think Lance was trying to ruin things, just trying to build a connection with a kid he's met a few times, his friend's kid, who just so hapens to be HIS kid.
Gates said good job to castle XD!
RC: I was just going to suggest the exact same thing. We’re starting to think alike now! As if they haven't been doing this since s1 XD KB: (laughing) That is horrifying. Okay, go cue up the movie, open up a bottle of wine. I’ll be home in a bit. I’ve just got a stop to make first. (& make popcorn!) RC: Well, if I’m thinking what you’re thinking and it’s to pick up a sexy archaeologist costume, don’t worry. (he drops his voice to a whisper) I’ve already got the whip. KB: *surprised pikachu*
but girl that's nice wood! & that is too good of a carving tbh
cinematic <3
Mkay so it's 17 & I started watching at 13.30 so that's 4.5 hours & 3 hours is already double my allotted time this was triple my alotted time which means it took me sextuple times the episode... then again a lot of it WAS spent trying to upload stuff to tumblr, at least 30m.
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I need everyone to understand that Trump just held a Nazi rally in New York City. It was so bad the New York Times actually pulled its act together, at least temporarily (embedded links mostly weren't working correctly).
Trump at the Garden: A Closing Carnival of Grievances, Misogyny and Racism
Michelle Obama: ‘I Am Asking You, From the Core of My Being, to Take Our Lives Seriously’
Election Live Updates: After Trump’s Racist Rally, Campaigns Plan Furious Week of Events
The Misogynistic, Bigoted and Crude Rally Remarks Trump Hasn’t Addressed
By the time former President Donald J. Trump took the stage at Madison Square Garden on Sunday, a parade of speakers had already spent hours disparaging Latinos, Black people, Palestinians and Jews; directing misogynistic comments at Vice President Kamala Harris; and echoing language used by the Ku Klux Klan.
In the backlash that followed, Mr. Trump’s campaign publicly disavowed only one of the remarks, a line from the comedian Tony Hinchcliffe: “There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. Yeah. I think it’s called Puerto Rico.” A senior campaign adviser, Danielle Alvarez, said in a statement, “This joke does not reflect the views of President Trump or the campaign.”
Here is a look at other things speakers said at the rally, which the campaign has not commented on.
Tony Hinchcliffe
In addition to disparaging Puerto Ricans, Mr. Hinchcliffe made a crudely sexual anti-immigrant remark about Latinos in general. “It’s wild,” he said of people crossing the border. “And these Latinos, they love making babies too, just know that. They do. They do. There’s no pulling out. They don’t do that. They come inside, just like they did to our country.”
Two minutes later, pointing to someone in the audience, Mr. Hinchcliffe said: “Cool, Black guy with a thing on his head? What is that, a lampshade? Look at this guy, oh my goodness. Wow. I’m just kidding, that’s one of my buddies. He had a Halloween party last night. We had fun. We carved watermelons together.” (Watermelons have a long history as an anti-Black stereotype.)
He described Palestinians as violent and Jews as cheap: “When it comes to Israel and Palestine, we’re all thinking the same thing. Settle your stuff already,” he said. “Best out of three. Rock, paper, scissors. You know the Palestinians, they’re going to throw a rock every time. But you also know the Jews have a hard time throwing that paper, if you know what I’m saying.” He made a motion with his hands to indicate dollar bills.
Then, brushing off an analogy Hillary Clinton had made between Sunday���s event and a 1939 pro-Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden, Mr. Hinchcliffe made a crude comment about former President Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky and about the false conspiracy theory that the Clintons were involved in the suicide of a White House lawyer.
“She calls him Hitler,” he said, referring to Mr. Trump. “Let me remind you, Hillary, it was your husband who shot innocent people — or, as he called them, interns. Yeah, Hillary, I bet you did not see that one coming. By the way, if I commit suicide in three weeks, I didn’t.”
And he implied that the N.F.L. star Travis Kelce might kill his girlfriend, pop star Taylor Swift, whom Mr. Trump is angry at for endorsing Ms. Harris.
“I think football should be all year round,” Mr. Hinchcliffe said. “So many great athletes. I don’t know about you guys, but I think that Travis Kelce might be the next O.J. Simpson.”
Sid Rosenberg
Sid Rosenberg, a conservative radio host who once called Ms. Harris’s Jewish husband, Doug Emhoff, “a crappy Jew,” also lashed out at Mrs. Clinton for comparing the event to a Nazi rally. In doing so, he declared that Democrats were bad people and made a point to emphasize that he was talking about every Democrat in the country.
“She is some sick bastard, that Hillary Clinton, huh?” he said. “What a sick son of a bitch. The whole fucking party, a bunch of degenerates, lowlives, Jew-haters and lowlives. Every one of them. Every one of them.”
Then he suggested that undocumented immigrants were taking resources from more deserving people. “You got homeless and veterans, Americans, Americans, sleeping in their own feces on a bench in Central Park,” he said. “But the fucking illegals, they get whatever they want, don’t they?”
Grant Cardone
Grant Cardone, a businessman, disparaged Ms. Harris with a term used to describe a prostitute: “Her and her pimp handlers will destroy our country.”
Moments later, urging Mr. Trump’s supporters to give him not just a narrow victory but a resounding one, he used violent language: “We need to slaughter this other people.”
Rudolph Giuliani
Rudolph W. Giuliani, the former New York mayor turned Trump lawyer, argued that because some Palestinians had committed violence, people shouldn’t trust any of them or allow any of them into the United States.
“They won’t let a Palestinian in Jordan. They won’t let a Palestinian in Egypt,” he said, referring to two countries that have sizable Palestinian populations. “And Harris wants to bring them to you. They may have good people. I’m sorry, I don’t take a risk with people that are taught to kill Americans at 2.”
Stephen Miller
Stephen Miller, a Trump adviser and an architect of the former president’s immigration policy, told the crowd that Mr. Trump would “stand up and say the cartels are gone, the criminal migrants are gone, the gangs are gone, America is for Americans and Americans only.”
“America for Americans” was a slogan used by the Ku Klux Klan.
Tucker Carlson
The former Fox News host Tucker Carlson gave a speech that resembled his remarks at a rally last week — filled with grievance and exhortations to Trump supporters to view themselves as a maligned and downtrodden majority.
In pushing that message, Mr. Carlson nodded to the so-called great replacement theory, a racist claim that Democrats are trying to “replace” white Americans with foreigners.
“People know, in a country that has been taken over by a leadership class that actually despises them and their values and their history and their culture and their customs, really hates them, to the point that it’s trying to replace them — they know someone who actually has affection for them, and that’s Donald Trump,” he said.
And in a long, sarcastic spiel that framed a hypothetical victory for Ms. Harris as illegitimate and not to be believed, Mr. Carlson cast the vice president as an intellectual lightweight and mocked her ethnicity with an obviously false descriptor.
“It’s going to be pretty hard to look at us and say: ‘You know what, Kamala Harris, she’s just, she got 85 million votes because she’s just so impressive as the first Samoan-Malaysian, low IQ former California prosecutor ever to be elected president,’” he said. “‘It was just a groundswell of popular support, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just a freak or a criminal.’”
Hey all my fellow Americans.
Vote.
Like, seriously, if you can, vote.
Preferably for Kamala.
“But Kamala is really bad”. Yes she is, and I can guarantee you that the alternative is going to be worse. Trump is literally running “Mass Deportation Now” as a slogan and saying that immigrants are poisoning the blood of our country with him and his VP knowingly spreading false rumors that Haitian are eating people's dogs and cats. And he’ll probably appoint even more religious zealots onto our Supreme Court who will last quite a long time.
“I’m sick of picking the lesser of two evils. She should EARN my vote” I agree. And in a just world she would have to do that. But of the two parties, one is FAR more likely to implement policies that will make it so she has to like Ranked Choice Voting.
“So you’re saying to support genocide?” Voting is not advocating for a candidate’s policies. ESPECIALLY in the dogshit political hellscape we live in.
"Voting for a Democrat isn't going to make the changes that need to be made." You're right again! Voting alone isn't going to make those changes. But between the two parties, I think one of them is going to be easier to organize under, and it isn't the one who said that cops should shoot protestors during the BLM protests.
"After all Biden's done with no promise of Israeli divestment from Harris, I simply can't bring myself to make that vote" And I understand that. The issue is that there just isn't a good choice available for that front, especially if you believe that Kamala and Walz can't be bullied. So you have to make the decision based on every other front. And whether it be the economy, rights for immigrants, rights for LGBTQ people, rights for women, foreign policy, or plenty of other issues, the orange man's platform is LEAGUES worse.
So I ask you, if you are able to, vote. It might suck, but at this point in time, it's something we can do.
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✰ ⊰ GOLDIE: ❛ 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐀𝐏.
A year after her departure from KPWR-FM, 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄 has scored a career as being a television host for BET. In this interview, 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 took the time to drive right on down to Westchester to ask her all the questions that people want to know about her rise to fame and how she’s juggling it along with motherhood and her love-life.
━━ ❛ 𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃. ╱
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: Goldie mfn’ Forde! How are you doin’ on this beautiful afternoon? Your house looks great, by the way. I love it! Thank you so much for havin’ me.
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: Holli Hoooood! I’m doin’ great, actually. Just tryna’ get used to being on the opposite end of an interview. But, no. Thank you for takin’ the interest in interviewing lil’ ol’ me. ❜
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: Well, we gotta interview the hottest women in the game right now and your talk show THE GOLDEN HOUR has been killing it as of lately. You should be proud! You workin’ your ass off and still make time to be a mother. I must say your little boy is the cutest. [ The woman gestures at the little boy who is sleeping on her mother’s lap. ]
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: Aw, gosh. [ She blushes with a wide smile on her face and she glances down at him, running her hand along the baby’s back. ] I don’t know what else to say but thank you. All these compliments makin’ me blush! [ She laughs softly before looking back at the interviewer. ] Workin’ my ass off is in my blood, though. I gotta from my momma. She don’t play that lazy sh*t. Doesn’t he look just like his momma, though? I need that on the record just in case someone tries to say that he looks like his daddy. ❜
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: He sure does, y’all look like twins. Woulda’ swore that you had that baby on your own, honestly. [ The interviewer chuckles before placing her hand on the notepad she held. ] But how are you liking motherhood? Is it a hard transition?
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: [ The smile on her face doesn’t fade doesn’t fade until she hears the last question that she asks. Sighing softly, she looks up at the sky as she tries to find the words to answer. ] In the beginning it was actually. I struggled a lot trying to get use to being a mother and not letting it consume who I am. Like of course, I’m a mother before everything, but I’m also a sister, friend, business woman, you know stuff outside of that. [ Looking back at the interviewer, she continues with a soft smile on her face. ] I also kinda’ struggled to connect with my child. I felt like I wasn’t going to be the best mother to him, I felt lonely, the whole nine. But now, we’re good. He’s my whole heart. Who I do it for, my everything. ❜
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: That’s beautiful, Goldie. I know a lot of women struggle with Post-partum depression after having their first child. I know it must be hard trying to balance your career-life and being a mother but you make it look easy.
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: Whew, girl when I tell you it takes a village and that’s the only reason it looks so damn easy. [ A laugh emits from her lips before she feels her child shift in her lap. Mouthing the words oops, she picks him up in her arms before looking over her shoulder for her mother. ] Mommmyyyy, can you get your grand-baby? [ She speaks softly so that she won’t disturb him before pecking his cheek repeatedly. Once her mother walks over and takes him, she turns around to finish the question. ] Without that woman, wouldn’t be no Goldie on television. My mother and father, his father along with his side family help me out so much. He’s on set with me sometimes, but most of the time I want him to be somewhere quiet and not too rowdy. ❜
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: Wow! You seem to have the ideal support group. Why happened to you and ZION’s father?
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: [ A dry chuckle left the woman’s lips as she stared at the interviewer’s visage, swallowing the lump in her throat before she shifted in her seat some. ] Uh, lack of communication and failure to reason with one another. Yup. [ She finished with a soft head nod. ] But co-parenting is great. You know, our focus is completely on our son and what’s best for him. Next question, please. ❜
━━ ❛ 𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒. ╱
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: Alright, Goldie. What achievements from last year are you most proud of?
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: My greatest achievement is Zion Israel Powers. I mean, with all the struggles that I experienced with pregnancy, I couldn’t be more grateful that God granted me the opportunity to be his mommy. [ She couldn’t help but to beam when she spoke about her child. ] The second great achievement of last year was putting myself first and leaving a job that didn’t serve my purpose. I will always be grateful to KPWR, but leaving a job that stifled my creativity was the best decision that I ever made. ❜
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: I know that’s right, Goldie! We leaving everything that doesn’t serve us in 2020, okay!? [ She laughed with a point before moving on to the next question. ] And what about the achievements of this year?
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: And neva’ eva wrong. [ She laughed back while pointing back at the woman with her index finger. ] Uh.. I’m proud of the fact that I overcame a dark time in my life and I found a new part of myself that I never really got the chance to know. I’m happy with... uh... I’m happy with my life. Yeah. I’m making the kind of money that I want. I achieved two of my biggest dreams, I’m more secure in my body and I’m happy. Yeah. ❜
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: We love seeing black women happy, sis. I know a lot of people have been trying to steal your shine and happiness in the blogs. Do you have anything to say to the former talk show host that you replaced? She’s been in the media outlets throwing shade and subliminals a lot.
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: [ A short chuckle leaves the woman’s lips before she scratches her nose with her acrylic nail, pursing her lips up slightly. ] Mm... Not really, if it’s not direct, it doesn’t get acknowledged by me. I truly wish her the best in her future endeavors, though. I know it’s hard seeing someone else win while you struggle. I been there myself, but hating on the next woman isn’t going to change anything so.. ❜
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: Well said. Very professional! I’m over here tryna’ be miss messy boots and you curvin’ it. You sure you haven’t had any media training? [ She snickers before moving onto the last question of this segment. ] Okay, lastly, what goals do you have for next year?
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: None whatsoever. I’m just good like that. [ The woman speaks with a small smile before tilting her head to the side while she listens to the question asked. ] Goals for next year? To keep growing my brand, girl. Hopefully create my own app, merch, go on a talk show tour, maybe write a book? Who knows! I’m most definitely putting my momma and daddy in a new house, though. I know that. [ She said with a nod before clasping her hands together and shrugging. ] I’m letting life take me on this journey and I’m just ridin’ the wave. I pray it takes me in the right direction. ❜
━━ ❛ 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄. ╱
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: Now this house, what made you choose a house like this? Especially in a neighborhood that you’re not used to.
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: It was definitely a change from my apartment in Crenshaw. I’m still in Inglewood but I’m not on the same block that I’m used to be on. I’m not doing hair out of my apartment to make some extra money. You know, I’m in the rich neighborhood and sometimes, you know I feel left out. But when I saw this house, I knew it was the one for me despite the neighborhood change. I needed a space that could accommodate me and all my needs along with my family. ❜
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: Can we get a tour? I mean, a house this beautiful needs to be viewed by the people and I’m sure your fans would like to see how you livin’. Don’t you think?
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: This isn’t my dream house, but it’s definitely an impressive STARTER HOME, ya’ know? It’s very spacious for family events and my family like to link all the damn time, so. I like it a lot. It’ll hold me over until further notice. I got everything baby proofed because I just know this lil’ boy gon’ be something else when he starts getting more a handle on this crawling thing. ❜
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: The entire house is flawless, but let’s get into this STACKED WARDROBE. You take this fashion sh*t serious, don’t ya’? Let me borrow some of these clothes. Or at least show me how you do it, chile.
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: I really don’t know what I’m doing with this fashion shit, I just know what looks good on me. Which is damn near everything. [ The woman speaks cockily, letting a laugh follow soon after before she looked over her closet. ] But I think I take a lot of my looks from old models and vixens of the 90s and 00s. Lately, I’ve been getting a lot of brands and clothing lines reaching out trying to get me to wear something from their lines. So, I’m excited about that. [ She says in a sing-song tone before doing a little dance. ] If you ever want me to give you some pointers, be sure to watch my show for my fashion tips segment. The girls really like that. ❜
❛ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐈 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃: I’ll be sure to tune in for that, girl! Thank you so much for this wonderful interview. You’ve been a pleasure to interview, honestly. [ The interview reaches over to shake her hand with a grin on her face. ] I told you it wasn’t going to be that bad. You guys be sure to tune in THE GOLDEN HOUR feature the gorgeous GOLDIE on BET everyday @ 5/6 ET.
𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄: Thank you so much for having me! You were great, made me feel so comfortable and everything. [ She compliments the interviewer while she shakes the woman’s hand then she looks directly into the camera lens. ] Listen to the woman, y’all. She know what she’s talkin’ ‘bout. Kisses, see y’all lata’! ❜
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I really don't want to have this on my dashboard, but it's cutting too deep.
I need help.
And I know no-one will stop guys killing in the streets. Throwing rocks, shooting guns and stabbing with knives.
And no-one will stop the rockets.
And Israel is being attacked and then blamed by the whole world for retaliating only because someone was really good with the whole narration.
I feel like if I'll be attacked for doing my groceries I can't fight back because then I'm the bad guy. But what is it even? Victim blaming? Shaming?
They can't be blamed, they just want their country back. Wow. Let me choose a country. I think Italy is nice. Or Britain. How many times do I need to say that it's mine for the world to believe me? Yeah, didn't think so.
I need help.
It's terrifying where I'm staying now and outside and even here on Tumblr. 7k reposts of a video with that tree on Mount Temple burning with capture that it's the Mosque. They write that Israelis are celebrating that burning, but they're praying like any other day and celebrating Jerusalem's day like any other year.
People get very cruel here. I don't know how to escape it. How to make it stop.
What the fuck, Tumblr. Help.
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Notes from mass 10/4/20
Today’s message: what we sow, we reap
>is what they said. Sure didn’t think it would go the direction it went
(Prepping ahead you’re focus only on myself, just offering one prayer for my dear friend)
>it’s so easy to focus on someone else when you go to these things. Need to turn inward during these
(Good thing I went to mass in college, able to remember some of the spoken stuff)
>they sang this at the one I went to in college so I was able to remember parts like “you alone are the holy one, you alone are the lord” because I can hear the song in my head.
Reading 1: Isaiah (couldn’t get a notes sheet so I didn’t know the readings numbers)
Planted, built watchtower and a wine press
Grew wild grapes not proper grapes (what’s the difference?)
Destroy the vineyard
(Seems a waste)
“The vineyard of the lord is the house of Israel”
Reading 2: idk
Have no anxiety
(Easy for you to say)
>seriously has anyone ever said don’t be anxious and you’ve felt anything but more anxious? Maybe that’s just my own nueroses.
Meditate on all good things
(How to handle when the good things cause anxiety)
>this is my issue currently. The realization that with many things, not just the big one in my life, nothing is just good or just bad. Everything’s so complex how can you be happy about one thing and not have the anxiety. How can one play a game with friends, without wanting to seek after their well-being and being too cautious to the point of annoyance? (That one definitely didn’t happen and I’m regretting now. Haha)
Gospel: Matthew
Parable: leases vineyard to tenants. Tenants beat up+ servants twice, then attacks the heir.
What will the owner do?
Kingdom of god given to those who will take care of it.
Homily:
Note: read specifically, not summarized, cause important.
> hoo boy, did I not know what I was about to get into... I’ll probably be seeking a new catholic church after this.
Tenants choose to rule themselves. Kill son for inheritance, how insane and arrogant
>lol agreed. Who thinks “hey if I kill this guy on the street, do you think his dad will give me his stuff?”
We as a community, talked ourselves into accepting things that are wrong.
>this is where I got leery. Is this on sexuality, transgenderism....
Example: abortion
(Something the church only relatively recently is against, but ok.
>ah there it is. Shoulda seen the big sign outside for the month. Abortion talk, something I used to be pro life on that I have since moved on, not cause I’m heartless, but because I understand there’s nuance. I also know the church has had at best boxed views on when the soul is added, with up until the 19th century usually believing at birth, due to higher stillborn rates (effectively the fetus is like an animal until birth. That’s painfully simply summarizing it but still). But sure let’s do this same song and dance that led my dear friend to question her faith when they told her her sexuality was equally as wrong. Because god cares about you only so long as you fit the heteronormative, pro-life view, but that’s definitely a tangent)
“You are the sinner. You’re body and you own up to it”
(WHAT!? You better have a “but”, Pharisee)
(Ok. He says aid them not condemn. Ok. Still issues with abortion as a sin, but that’s a different argument)
>I about walked out of there then. As that condemnation would have been exactly against Christ’s teachings, but he recovered. He was saying that’s what the people outside PP tend to do, and that’s wrong, to which we agree.
“Loved not judged. Cared for, not condemned. Hugged, not midtreated”
“The laws are one thing, our behavior is another”
(But does the church not still deny comprehensive sex Ed and contraceptives?)
>condemnation still exists if it’s systemic. Making someone feel guilty, even without saying the words is still the same. Believe me, I know. I’m great at haughty, passive aggressive condemnation. #selfloathing.
Can’t let evil laws exist
Should work to eliminate them, but we should also care.
>no comment
“These women are not evil, they don’t want to lose their minds”
>wow what great words of wisdom. People aren’t inherently evil? I am shocked, shocked I say. This really felt like it needed to be on script for import. Is my sarcasm palpable enough yet.
Not screaming about going to hell (thank you)
> the bare minimum was met
Misc:
So yeah, I’m gonna be looking for a new church. Between this talk, the presumption they will be continuing this course, and literally asking for money in the prayer itself, I feel this church does not necessarily have the spirit of god held in it.
I asked my catholic friends if this anti-abortion (which I know the church as a whole is against, THATS not the issue) tirade month is like a church wide thing, and was assured it wasn’t. The fact that I got more divine inspiration out of my dear friend’s shorthand notes on a virtual sermon than from being in person at my own tells me all I need to know.
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Been procrastinating on posting this for so friken long now for no reason, but I finally got my ass in gear, so hear are some things I wanted to say a while ago, but never did cause my brain is bad:
So. I did not expect this to blow up as fast as it did (or really at all), but since it did, I thought might reblog to explain some stuff.
First thing, this chart is a joke. I posted it as a joke. Please do not take it as this great guide for Jewish holidays. It is silly and goofy, and should be treated as such.
Second thing—cause I saw some people taking and asking about it—the new years. So, in Judaism there are four new years that are talked about in the Mishnah. They are:
- Aleph B’Nissan: the first of Nissan is the New Year for Kings and Festivals (also, the first day of the year according to the Torah).
- Aleph B’Elul: the first of Elul is the New Year for Animals, specifically Animal Tithes.
- Aleph B’Tishrei: the first of Tishrei a.k.a Rosh HaShanah, the New Year of New Years.
- Tet Vav B’Shvat: the fifteenth of Shvat a.k.a Tu B’Shvat, the New Year for Trees.
Aside from Tu B’Shvat, I’m not really sure what they have to do with trees, and I mean, we don’t actually celebrate the New Years for Kings and Animals anymore cause we don’t have the Beit HaMikdash, but anyways, now you (and me too actually) know.
Oh also, the Yes? for Lag B’Omer in the ‘they tried to kill us’ row is probably cause Hashem was doing the killing there, not people.
Also, also, no one asked about this, but I thought I should mention it anyway: the fast day of Tisha B’Av is not a holiday, but the only other major fast day (Yom Kippur), so, cause it wouldn’t make sense for it to just be by itself, it go grouped with the major holidays.
And last thing, the amount of holidays here that relate to trees (or rather, nature and plants in general) is actually a little misleading.
The holidays, Hoshana Raba, Shmeni Atzeret, Simchat Torah are all actually under/grouped withthe holiday, Sukkot. Sukkot is the Jewish Harvest holiday where we build a hut of sorts called a Sukkah (Sukkot is the plural), and eat, or even sleep, in it for the duration of the holiday (a week).
Hoshana Raba is day number seven. We have specific traditions that we do on that day which is why it has its own, separate name.
It’s a little different with Shmeni Atzeret (literally, ‘the eighth day’) though, cause it is actually a different holiday, but still connected to Sukkot, while Simchat Torah is a much newer concept that’s not biblical.
Basically, the rabbis decided that it would be easier to separate the traditions for Shmeni Atzeret into two days (only outside of Israel though), so they added Simchat Torah on, and that’s how we do it today.
Okay, I think that’s everything. Wow, that’s a lot. I tried to break it into smaller pieces, so it would be easier to read, but I don’t know how much it helped. I hope it did at least a little though.
I’ve also been recently informed that this chart was created by @jewish-kulindadromeus. So, all credit goes to them of course.
But yeah. Hope that explained some things, and an early Pesach Semeach to my fellow Jews, as well as a Happy Easter and a Ramadan Mubarak to any Christians or Muslims who see this. Love you all!! <3333
So, I know that quite a few people know the Jewish joke: “they tried to killed us, we survived, let’s eat”, and a friend found this chart years ago explaining all the Jewish holidays and fast days through that joke, with one very important addition: TREES.
And since today was Tu B’Shvat, I found myself thinking that this would be a great day to share it.
Enjoy :)) and hag sameach!! <333
#big ass reblog#jewish#judaism#jumblr#jewposting#rosh hashanah#jewish new year#jewish new years#new year for kings#new year for animals#tu bishvat#sukkot#simchat torah#shmeni atzeret#hoshana raba#jewish holidays#explanation#oh my god I actually finished this#I can’t quite believe it#finally#it’s 3 am and I’m so tired but I’ve finally done this and I’m finished and now I can sleep#yay me#:)))
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ncis/tiva liveblog...the dregs
season 3 | season 4 | season 5 | season 6 | season 7 | season 8 | season 9 | season 10
11x01
the real whiskey tango foxtrot is the writing on this show
at the moment, you
😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖
want some company?
yes :-)
murder me???????
“this is good”
that fake typing though
you’ll always be an agent in her heart
is mcgee Abby’s Shannon
after what happened to secnav, how can I stay?
oh gut punch
clonk
I mean, someone’s gonna get a souvenir from Tony’s trip to Israel
a living, breathing, tiny human souvenir…
maybe it’s not the brightest idea, but we’re not coworkers anymore, so
Anthony!!!!!!
he was so happy
I’ll travel for good hummus
I didn’t know that “hummus” was, uh, some kind of new…slang
but all of their stuff is still there?
mid century mob hit
where’s ziva?
thank you dick
he reminds me of the terrible sweets clone bones got after sweets died
which was a terrible decision, btw
who would she trust
TONY
SHE WOULD TRUST TONY
oh tony
11x02
don’t worry tony, we will be okay
can you put the hammer down please
perhaps the him is you
baby ziva hadn’t yet been weaponized by the men in her life
gibbs absolutely knows who Captain Kirk is
why should she have the man that she loves
wow that’s really dark
and cruel
he looks good with some hair on his face
Tim does not
I can’t believe they’ve kept that goatee on him for multiple seasons
tony should have stayed in Israel
baby!!!!
“I meant to do that this morning”
HE DIDNT FORGET HE WAS JUST TOO BUSY GETTING BUSY
confession: I don’t think I’ve ever actually watched this episode
I didn’t watch s11 because at that point we (obvs) knew cote wasn’t staying
yeah dinozzo can sure feel somethin
maybe you could try saying what you’re saying
he already found her, dad
you know how hard that was
you did not have to do any of this
except???? He did????
her “old life” man fuck these writers
finally I found you here, of course
FUCK THESE WRITERS
the center of all this pain is me
I’ll kill whoever wrote that
I hate these people!!!!
this is what Eli made of her
bad adr
tony should have stayed
it’s a start
you don’t have to do this alone
ziva was a fantastic investigator, regardless of what she did for Mossad
she loved being an investigator
this doesn’t make sense
just come home
I remember after truth and consequences came out I sat down with a notebook and my iPod and whittled down a tiva playlist
it was a very intense project
I just want you to come home with me
oh tony
I can change with you
he should have just…stayed
that’s a very bad fake black eye
did he clip Tobias’ ass
you shot me in the ass!
I’m the one got shot in the ass for it
they done did it
I want to make him proud
😖😖😖😖😖 her daddy
alone
that’s horseshit
horseshit!
tony you are so…loved
I wanna be done with this
this hurts more than I remember
I am more angry about all this than I remember
then came tali
pick up the phone!!!
hey ziver
13x24
who made these terrible styling choices
why does tony look like an old man
I bet it’s the same person who thinks that goatee McGee has now was a good idea
I can’t stay here
surely she would have told gibbs
right??
he wouldn’t have told tony
maybe she wouldn’t have told him tony was the father
oh tony
ah, dinozzo
oh are you just fucking figuring that out now gibbs??????
ten years later??????
really???
I hate these writers
I need to know what happened
I’ll breathe when Trent kort is dead
are these writers fucking serious
his ziver???????
fuck
stop with the monologue
something about you running off with her father
friends don’t let friends get hit by mortar fire
you’re Mossad you know everything
like, this whole ass house was leveled to nothing but tali’s room just…survived intact
how convenient!!!!! Almost like ziva had planned this!!!!
tali girl
tali is ziva’s daughter
and your daughter, tony
what a clusterfuck
no doubts
that was not her decision to make
it wasn’t
it was, for once, in character
but it was a shitty decision nonetheless
she knew you wouldn’t be pleased/then she never knew me at all
we cannot lose sight of Anthony
daddy tony
tali’s aba
your mom always packed a go bag
because she was always one step ahead
and she would have been ahead of this
you’re a single dad now, tony
were you and ziva an item the whole time
because lbr of all of them, McGee would absolutely be the last one to figure it out
and he wouldn’t even figure it out, Abby would tell him
I loved her, Tim
ima and aba
ziva must have told her
tony must have always had that with him
I think I’ve decided against watching 16x13
I know the gist of what happens, I’ve seen the screenshots
I don’t read Hebrew, so the fantranslations are all I really need anyways
I don’t really want to watch them write gibbs badly again
how did he get his eyeball back
selective morality
she was my family
I’ve never been anybody’s everything before
abby knew
abby 100% knew
aaand I’m done
I don’t even really know how to summarize all of this. I don’t understand the thought that will-they-won’t-they is somehow more exciting and fulfilling than consummation of slowburn. Shows keep doing it over and over again, and sometimes they get it right at the last minute (see: josh and Donna, tww) but most of the time they get it wrong. Like at least with something like Olivia and Elliot (svu) there was a reason that they couldn’t be together - he was married (though I think they could have and should have handled Chris leaving better than him just vanishing).
Bones kind of fumbled through it all - I don’t think that they would have put b/b together if Em hadn’t gotten pregnant. Maybe eventually, but I think they had and would have made the same mistakes the ncis writers did.
Clearly that could have been handled better, but like b/b being together was so good?? They were happy, there was still drama, but god it wasn’t a poorly written tease (well, actually, let’s not get into the quality of the writing on Bones)
Cote is such a fantastic actor, and as horrible as MW is, he is (was??) a really good match for her (was if only because bull kind of sucks and I’m not sure if it’s shitty writing or him sucking or him not wanting to be there??). There was so much emotion and intensity in all of their scenes, romantic or not, it’s absolutely astounding. I really appreciate them for all the effort that they put into tiva, because they were really the heart of it.
How often do you have couples that are written but not acted? Couples with absolutely no on-screen chemistry, and actors who can’t or won’t put the effort in to make it work. And they had that! They could have done so much with it. But the writers failed. Over and over again, they failed to deliver consistent characterization and complex plots beyond the same old.
Tony was so much more than a frat boy.
Ziva was so much more than a weapon and a perpetual victim.
I was trying to find good fanfic while I was watching (I…didn’t find much), but there was one where the author decided that Ziva, who was alive, had only put the message out that tali was Tony’s because she knew it would get his attention, and that tali was just some random guy’s. And that really pisses me off. Ziva (the writers) made some really poor choices in regards to Ziva’s impulse control, but that’s too far - Ziva wouldn’t intentionally hurt tony, and that would be the worst thing she could do.
Ugh. I’m tired.
basically how I feel about the series:
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Malcolm X Lecture
Alright y'all, this took me a little longer than I was hoping it would, but here you go. These are some of the things I learned in the Malcolm X lecture I attended last week:
The Smithsonian has a special called The Lost Tapes of Malcolm X which has lost of amazing clips of the legend
A little background on the man. His dad was killed by the KKK, his mom was institutionalized, and he had no higher than an elementary school education. His time in prison is what brought him to the Nation of Islam.
Malcolm X used the bad press to his advantage--sounds like something that can be recycled, huh? Pretty much, he used it to garner attention from those who connected to his message
The honest big difference between MLK and MX is that MLK was working in the Southern Civil Rights movement, which focused on integration and MX was in the Northern Civil Rights movement which focused on Black pride and equality.
Malcolm X's philosophy was: economic independence leads to political and cultural independence.
Malcolm X distanced himself from the Nation of Islam before his trip to hajj, main contributing factors include:
First, something to keep in mind, Hoover's FBI focused on tearing apart the Black movement nationwide. They would question leaders working on getting them to say something about another and publish it, wire-tap, highlight indiscretions, infiltrate letters that were being sent, etc.
Elijah Muhammad's indiscretions
Seven unarmed black men were killed by police in LA, one being Malcolm's friend, Ronald Stokes. Malcolm asked the Nation to do more in regards to them stating their condemnation of the murders, but they refused. He was hurt by their lack of fight for justice (he ended up going to LA alone and speaking out)
Malcolm spoke on the murder of JFK, which the Nation forbid him to do, stating that it wasn't a surprise to him considering all that the US has done to destabilize other countries, why wouldn't they do it to themselves (iconic)
The most important, is theology. Malcolm began to lean towards Sunni Islam in 1959.
MSAs (Muslim Student Associations AKA college/University clubs). That's right, MSAs! They were much smaller back then, as immigrant Muslims were in much smaller numbers back then and were mostly there for schooling. Students challenged Malcolm's ideologies and for the first time, Malcolm found himself umcertain.
Muhammad Ali, when he was still Cassius Clay, was a mentee to Malcolm X. After winning a championship, he declared his conversion to the Nation of Islam. He was told by the Nation not to talk to Malcolm, and that is when he realized there was no reconciliation.
After being, for a lack of a better term, excommunicated, he went to live with his sister Ella Collins, who at this point was already Sunni. She gave her Hajj savings to Malcolm stating that he needed the pilgrimage more than she did.
1964: Malcolm's hajj.
One of the rituals in hajj, is to throw 7 pebbles at the devil. He realized that his concept of the devil being the white man was incorrect. (I mean, it's a little correct)
He made a supplication to God, stating that when he goes home, he will reconcile with the Nation of Islam and work to bring them to true Islam.
Now, let's go over a couple of gems that he states about Arabs.
He was shocked that Islam was not known well in the West when he saw the vast number of people making the pilgrimage. He would tell Arabs that they should do more to spread the beauty of it. They would say inshallah. He said, that Arabs would say this, and as they moved with no sense of urgency, the world passed them by (which is still true to this day)
He also said if Suadi focused less on the modernization of Mecca and more on the modernization of spreading the message, it would be better for Islam (Mecca has been modernized more in the past 10 years than in the thousands of years of its existence and the perception of Islam worldwide is crap, so yet again, spot on)
Now, he has Sunni Islam as his faith and Pan Africanism as his political view
He got to visit several African countries, building relations before heading back
When he came home, he formed the OAAU (Organization of Afro American Unity) so that people could pursue the political work, without feeling like they had to convert to Islam
This is when the real fun stuff begins, so Malcolm (like a boss) uses the US' fears of bad foreign press (oh how times have changed) to pressure the world to prosecute the US for their racial violence (apparently, the world was relatively ignorant to this because of how great the US has always been at hiding their indiscretions)
About the US' racism, Malcolm X predicted a Black president would be elected in 2000 to prove to the world that they are not racist.
By any means necessary: let's break this bad boy down. So, Malcolm X was asked to have Blacks be nonviolent. He retorts, don't ask oppressed people to commit to something the oppressors are not committing to themselves. And like, all the snaps. If you notice, Malcolm was never violent himself. However, and rightly so, he felt it was unjust for him to tell Black people to be all peaceful and nonviolent when faced with violence. And, racial justice by any means necessary, I mean yes. Can you imagine, just IMAGINE, what our country would be like if this occurred. There has never been huge change without upturning the whole system, js.
Now, Malcolm X really begins to go global. He was the first Black man to talk about Vietnam. He connected Black struggle in the US to other struggles worldwide, including--Palestine!
That's right, Malcolm is the first American to ever bring up the Palestinian struggle, and this was before the war of 1967! He published a whole essay on Zionism, where he talked about the US being in Israel's pocket AND successfully got African nations to stop working with Israel if it was to the detriment of Palestine--just, wow.
Malcolm X, again with no more than an elementary school education, was invited to the Oxford Union Debate. The topic: "Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice, moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue."
Main mission of his at this time, was to dismantle international racial exploitation
As you can imagine, at this point, Malcolm X was an international threat to the US government. The FBI, NSA, and CIA were all working to bring him down. There is a letter from Hoover to the FBI that stated that they need to "Do something about Malcolm X"
Malcolm X purposefully played bad cop to Martin Luther King Jr.s good cop. His idea was, that if White people saw him as the alternative, they would agree to MLK's less intense views, therefore making a difference. There was a time he went down to the South to speak when MLK was in jail. He spoke to Coretta telling her to tell MLK that what he was saying was only to help him.
When his house was firebombed, he was shaken because never did he think his family would be attacked. Countless Black celebrities offered him a place to stay, the Suadi crown prince at the time, after him and his whole family Saudi citizenship (!!!). He refused, continuing to speak for justice.
He was killed with a smile on his face, and it was lead to believe that he knew what was coming that day
So yeah, this is just a bit that I learned and had to share. Malcolm X was an amazing man and my mind boggles to imagine what could have been if had not been murdered before the age of 40.
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@skystonedclouds replied (a lot) to this post:
Well I’m female... So you’re off to a bad start. There also multiple Talmuds. The old one is different. I was referring to the Babylonian Talmud (written after Jesus). Not the old Talmud written long ago.
We do “follow” the Talmud (when Jews say Talmud, they’re referring to the Babylonian Talmud/Talmud Bavli). Jews who believe the Torah to be divinely inspired also believe the Talmud to be divinely inspired. The Talmud explains the Torah. It’s not “basically just random people making up guides for the heck of it.”
You need to stop learning about Judaism from white and Christian supremacists and separatists. All Jewish people read the Babylonian Talmud, so I guess we’re all Satanic Christ killers who want to cover up how we killed Jesus.
And they were both finalized after Jesus; they both contain teachings that JESUS IS LITERALLY QUOTED IN YOUR BIBLE AS SAYING. The Mishnah is part of both Talmuds. Jesus was teaching the Mishnah (only one version! Same ole Mishnah in both! Although neither covers the entire Mishnah because, you know, Romans wouldn’t let us practice our culture!). Both of them are the recordings of debates amongst rabbis over Torah since, oh, around 550 BCE if not earlier.
The Talmud Yerushalmi/Jerusalem Talmud (you know it was “the old Talmud written long ago”) was finalized in the 4th century (because Theodosius II decided that Jews couldn’t learn Judaism anymore). Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure that’s after the crucifixion.
As an aside, do you know why the Talmuds exist? The Temple had been destroyed (again), the Jews were expelled (again), and the rabbis knew they had to change Judaism because centering it on the Temple and in Judea/Samaria/Jerusalem was now impossible. The rabbis had to write down all of their discussions and teachings. All of them, both the normative and non-normative opinions. So, even you saying that Jews follow the “old” Talmud shows you don’t really understand what the Talmud is. We study the Talmud (which is made up of the Mishnah and the Gemara) to understand the Torah because we can't just go ask one of the rabbis roaming around Jerusalem any more. A diaspora in 2018 is different than a small, concentrated tribal group in 1st century Judea. You’d start to write shit down too if you realized you no longer had one central place to argue, study, and teach because it had been razed to the ground.
The reason there are two is that after the destruction of the Temple and the exile of Jews from Jerusalem, the two remaining academic centers of Judaism were Mesopotamia (Talmud Bavli/Babylonian Talmud) and Syria Palaestina (Talmud Yerushalmi/Jerusalem Talmud/Palestinian Talmud). (As an aside, the Talmud Yerushalmi doesn't have the Gemara because Theodosius II decided that Jews couldn’t learn Judaism anymore. It ends rather abruptly.)
The God of the Torah the one true God who had a son. He died for me to take my place so I do not have to die. He is merciful 💖🙏 amazing grace and love for sure 💕Psalm 145:2 Every day will I bless thee; and I will praise thy name for ever and ever. Yes the God of the Torah who broke a son to die in my place. I may live now ever praising the one true God 💖🙏 Psalm 145:2 Every day will I bless thee; and I will praise thy name for ever and ever.
Do you not know any other tehillim or...?
The G!D of the Torah is indivisible and cannot become incarnate. Explain how Jesus works with that fundamental definition.
I think it’s a Christian responsibility to protect Jewish people and their nation. I don’t agree with you in rejecting the messiah. It doesn’t mean Israel is not chosen. I’m so glad my great aunt protected Jewish people from Holocaust. A lot of the Christians I talk to want to protect Israel. I know Israel is under a of attack. Let us unite in that we both love God of the Torah. I was made aware maybe I don’t understand Jewish culture (I’m not sure). I like that day ”the feast of trumpets”.
We’re not children; you don’t have to protect us like we are. And anyway, what precisely are you protecting us from? Those who would not allow us to be Jewish and practice our culture and religion? Let me know who precisely the Christians are protecting us from if not from you them.
What, precisely do you like about “that day ‘the feast of the trumpets’”? The connection to the resurrection? The idea that the second coming will occur with a trumpet? Because I hate to break it to you, that’s all Evangelical Protestant nonsense shoehorning Jesus symbolism where it doesn’t make sense. Do you know what we actually do on Rosh Hashana?
You said it was the Catholics. They are not filled with the Holy Spirit.
Oh. You’re one of those Protestants. Soteriological exclusivity is quite the drug.
It’s actually pretty tragic. The Catholics did a lot of bad things even to your family 💔. They sinned against your family.
Sure. Just the Catholics. Protestants never did anything sinful against Jews. Nice emoji use. It’s not at all contemptuous.
Not gatekeeping just seeing a pattern. Whenever I use christian apologetics on the flaws of other religions people cry for my execution (metaphorically). To Muslims I’m islamophobic if I find flaws in the Quran. To the Jewish people I’m antisemetic if i find flaws in the Babylonian Talmud which they don’t even use. Apparently finding flaws in a belief system makes people think I must not like them. Meanwhile Christians never yell Christianphobia when the religion is examined find potential flaws
Maybe it’s because you’re cherry-picking passages, taking them out of context, and outright misquoting them.
It’s news to me, an actual Jew, that we don’t use the Babylonian Talmud. Where’d you get that pearl of wisdom? When Jews talk of the Talmud, we’re talking about the Babylonian Talmud.
But hey that’s comes with the contract of following a leader who was crucified. He was crucified for finding flaws in the Pharisees who taught well but were kinda hypocritical (didn’t do the commands themselves).
Again I say: Cool antisemitism bro. Modern Jews are Pharisees. If you don’t want to be called an antisemite, don’t be antisemitic.
One person did want tell me to die so yeah the ill wishes only came from one side. I always knew I’d be crucified one day. I welcome to share in the death of the saviour🙏✝️
People pointing out to you that you’re misquoting their exegetical texts isn’t being crucified. That’s an amazing level of hubris.
Also the crucifixion of Christ is s historical fact and biblical core truths. You just admitted someone believing the bible is offensive.
Nope, @rose-in-a-fisted-glove said “... Did you seriously just try to claim to not be antisemitic while crying deicide in literally the next breath? That's just, wow.“
The Romans killed Jesus the same way they killed all other political criminals. Crucifixion was the Roman punishment for political crimes/crimes against the state. You claimed Jesus was crucified because the Pharisees (again, modern Jews are Pharisees) were upset he “found flaws” in them. That’s... do you know HOW MANY Jews found fault with the teachings of other Jews during the 1st CE in Judea? In the first centuries of the common era the main sects of Judaism were the Pharisees, Essenes, and Sadducees. They all argued with themselves and each other. Jesus, I’m sorry, wasn’t unique in that.
Like you mean Nazis tried to find flaws in Judaism too ? They didn’t stop there though they wanted to dehumanized people. I’m just doing apologetics. I’m mentioning how there was a cover up over the crucifixion of Christ. I even mentioned that the text has other outrageous claims. It ties back to the point that it’s unreliable and not many follow it. Now I can assume this might be a point of insecurity. Do you think only Nazis see flaws? Everyone can see a flaw in beliefs.
Nazis didn’t try to find flaws in Judaism; Nazis believed (and continue to believe) that Jews are racially inferior and impure. Do you really think the Holocaust was due to theological differences?
I still really want to know who taught you that Jews don’t “follow” the Babylonian Talmud. You should ask for your money back.
Of course Nazis will point our flaws. I one time crashed my friends course on genocide. I know the warning signs of genocide. It’s dehumanization. It’s silencing. It’s treating as second class.
Oh. One time. Cool. Well, then you’re a bonafide expert on dehumanization and genocide. So much so that you seem to believe that the Nazis dehumanized Jews by finding “flaws in Judaism” and not, you know, phrenology and racial pseudo-science.
I took Astronomy 101 in college; I guess that makes me Neil deGrasse Tyson.
There’s a difference between criticism and debating and being a nazi who wants to dehumanize. In seminars people debate flaws of beliefs. In apologetic posts people mention flaws they see from their perspective. So if people can mention flaws in beliefs no one gets anywhere. Why do muslims day I’m islamophobic when I point out dangerous passages about killing jewish people ? I say ”Woah there Muslim this passage says to kill jewish people! You think that’s cool ?!”. They say ”Islamophobic !”.
And you’re doing neither. And again, they’re probably calling you Islamophobic because you’re taking the passages in isolation and out of context.
Okay if some are made up lemme know which ones. But I know at least the ones about Christ are true. I can understand maybe it could be exaggerated in translation or maybe some invented. I don’t need false flaws or anything since that’s just a waste of time. And if something was made up just by Nazis I’m sorry about that part that would be made up.
What are “false flaws”?
We actually don’t know definitively if they’re about your Jesus or not. Yehoshua (of which Yeshu is a derivation) was and is an incredibly common Jewish name. Different scholars have different ideas of what and to whom those passages refer.
But assuming they (Sanhedrin 43a, Sotah 47a, Shabbat 104b, Gittin 57a) are all about Jesus? The historical context of these passages (which make up an unusually small part of the totality Talmud)?
“By the time the Talmud was coming into final form, Christianity was the dominant religion of the Mediterranean world and beyond. Negative expressions in such writings reflect negative experiences in the time of their creation. Quoting such texts without explaining these contextual influences can grossly distort one’s understanding of how Jewish tradition views Jesus.” - Jesus in Rabbinic Tradition, Burton L. Visotzky from Amy-Jill Levine’s The Jewish Annotated New Testament.
Christians were legislatively prohibiting Jews from practicing our religion or, you know, killing us with impunity. That’s the context of those passages, not abject, irrelevant Jesus hate. And on top of that, you quoted them incorrectly.
In Jewish tradition (from the Satanic Talmud) “he” and servant in Isaiah 34:11 refers to Israel the people. You know, the Jewish people in total. Not Jesus.
This is the graphic you used in this post. It literally says “Become Jew-Wise and learn more at www.national-liberation.org”
For all your talk that “Jew” is the n-word for Jewish people (it’s not), you use a graphic that says that? And that “Killing and Enslaving Whites is OK”? That didn’t scream Nazi to you?
Well Catholics aren’t Christian (they believe works salvation). I’ll let that pass for now. Christians are oppressed. Statistics show Christians are the most persecuted religion in the world stated by huffington post. We are being killed India by Hindus, in Turk ube Muslims, in North Korea. 6000+ Christians were killed in Nigeria this year alone. 1/12 Christians are persecuted violently stated by daily mail. Independent uk states the estimate is that 11 Christians die every hour of every day.
Catholics are Christian. The Protestant Reformation didn’t de-Christianize them. Sorry.
Are you a Christian in any of those countries? You seem to be an American Protestant Christian living in the United States. You are not oppressed.
You also don’t know anything about Judaism and should stop pretending you do.
#long post#no seriously#very long#and yet#somehow also barebones#just scratching the surface#skystonedclouds
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ok, time to write some coherent thoughts about this first semi. first off, wow. people have been calling it the best, strongest semi of all time since the participating countries were announced, and i always just sorta nodded my head along with that. it’s only now, when i’m seeing for real who missed out on the final next to who made it that i truly understand this statement and stand by it. the quality of music tonight was mostly excellent, even if a couple of the vocals weren’t quite there.
DISCLAIMER: i know jack shit about music and i’m pretty sure i’m at least somewhat tone deaf, so you can take anything i say regarding music/vocals with a handful of salt.
so with that out of the way, let’s do a country-by-country breakdown.
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AZERBAIJAN
decent staging, but a bit bland since she didn’t really move a lot after the first chorus. vocals seemed a little bit wobbly to me but nothing too bad. i enjoyed it. too bad it broke azerbaijan’s perfect qualifying streak but i can’t say i’m surprised given the other songs in the semi. maybe if it had a better position it could have sneaked into the final.
ICELAND
staging was pretty appropriate to the song, i liked the background changing colour. glad he ditched the metronome dance from the national final. vocals seemed pretty strong to me. overall a good performance but never a qualifier, especially from this semi. you can do it iceland, just keep trying!
ALBANIA
if you’ve been following me for a while (or just looked at some of my older posts) you’ll know i had very mixed feelings about the revamp. no longer. eugent fucking killed it tonight and my biggest fear was that he wouldn’t qualify. if i had to suggest an improvement, i’d say his staging was a little static when compared to the original music video (not the new weird one) but honestly that didn’t bother me too much. so hyped to see albania in the final WITH AN ALBANIAN SONG. this could lowkey be a dark horse this year.
BELGIUM
staging was pretty good, i’m a fan of how she started off like in the music video with the strip of light. vocals seemed pretty strong in the verse but faltered a bit in the chorus. honestly suprised this didn’t qualify given all the pre-show hype around it. it was never one of my favourites but i thought it would be one of the conteders for the trophy. guess i was wrong lol.
CZECH REPUBLIC
great performance. i’m interested to see what it would have been like if he hadn’t hurt his back, but the final result feels full. like, if i didn’t know they had to change it i wouldn’t have guessed that they did. i do, of course, have to mention the fact that the dancers dabbed. memes in eurovision continues! a little bit surprised that this qualified to be honest but i look forward to seeing him again in the final
LITHUANIA
in all honesty, one of the most beautiful entries in eurovision ever. like, i almost started crying towards the end there. loved her vocals, staging was simplistic but perfect and that one sentence in lithuanian was more than i hoped she would go for. so thrilled that this qualified.
ISRAEL
well let’s just say i’m not even remotely surprised that this qualified, though i kinda suspect it might not be in the top 3 of the semi. idk, just a gut feeling. performance was pretty much spot on although i think that the fast paced, erratic nature of the song makes it suffer a little live as it can never be as smooth as the studio version (obviously, but still). dancers in the background were great, chicken noises were great, just such a fun entry.
BELARUS
i have mixed feelings about this performance. overall the song has grown on me and while i liked certain aspects of his staging (quivering hands, rose on the camera, bow and arrose) certain other aspects were less appealing. looking at you, flowers growing out of spine. again, not surprised that this didn’t qualify.
ESTONIA
yeah, she gonna win.
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in all seriousness, this was astounding. i wouldn’t put the song in my top 10 and probably not my top 20 either but i can’t deny a brilliant performance when i see one. everything from the dress to her vocals was spot on and i would honestly have been shocked if this hadn’t gone through.
BULGARIA
this was a great performance. i loved the effects and the different members’ roles in the song. i honestly can’t really find many words to describe this. just great. see ya on saturday.
MACEDONIA
pretty generic staging tbh but not in a bad way. wardrobe was - uh - interesting (do i smell a barbara dex award?) but vocals were pretty decent overall. not surprised we had to say goodbye but sad nonetheless. another nq year for macedonia. ~~just send crno i belo again, you got this~~
CROATIA
this has grown on me a lot since i first heard it and franka had strong vocals tonight but i found the staging to be a bit lacking. i mean, i’m no choreographer but i feel more could have been done with this. shame we won’t see croatia in the final but again, no real surprises there.
AUSTRIA
pretty solid staging. i’m sure that platform means something but idk what. he had strong vocals and was energetic, no surprise he qualified.
GREECE
i really liked this. her vocals were on point and the staging was pretty damn good, though it could have been a bit more dynamic at times. i thought for sure greece was a safe qualifier and i am in shock that gianna didn’t make it! i mean, how can something like “oniro mou” miss the final and then something like “rise up” make it? no hate against “rise up”, that was a bop, but seriously. this is probably what made me the most salty today. not just that greece’s 100% qualification streak is well and truly done but that a masterpiece like “oniro mou” now lies in the history books next to grimaces “utopian land”.
FINLAND
what a performance this was. glad to see she changed it up from the national final, though i’m not sure why she enjoys being upside down so much... i will admit i lowkey miss the neon colours a little. vocals were excellent, as expected and she qualified, as expected.
ARMENIA
ah yes, super salty vol 2. i don’t think i ever listed armenia as a sure qualifier but i always assumed it would reach the final. this is just such a powerful song and his vocals are just oh my god. i’m not sure what the significance of discount stonehenge was but it for sure looked in place. i just don’t know how this failed to qualify. speechless.
SWITZERLAND
i think it’s almost a tradition by now for switzerland to send something great and get robbed. i’m just saying if this were in semi 2 it would qualify for sure. i’m sad they decided to drop their neon triangles from the national final but i enjoyed their performance nonetheless. the ending was especially cool.
IRELAND
another song which has grown on me a lot. the performance was sweet and the dancers were great. the girl at the piano reminded me of molly sterling (ireland 2015 robbed fucking blind). i will admit i was surprised to see it qualify but i can see this being a dark horse as well.
CYPRUS
wow. what a way to end a show, right? she absolutely owned the stage and i am in love with the choreography. vocals were also fantastic, like how do you do all that dancing and are still able to sing??? this is definitely a contender for the trophy and to be honest i wouldn’t mind nicosia 2019. that much.
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whew that took way longer than i expected. i think for a first attempt at a detailed breakdown that was pretty decent. hope you enjoyed reading my thoughts and maybe i’ll do another one of these thursday night, depending on if i feel like it or not.
have a good one!
NOTE: the app won’t let me put more than 30 tags on this post for some reason so i’ll have to put the rest on from the desktop site but i cba to do that now so it’ll happen tomorrow this has now been done
#esc#eurovision#2018#semi final 1#lisbon#all aboard#azerbaijan#aisel#x my heart#iceland#ari ólafsson#our choice#albania#eugent bushpepa#mall#belgium#sennek#a matter of time#czech republic#mikolas josef#lie to me#lithuania#ieva zasimauskaitė#when we're old#israel#netta#toy#belarus#alekseev#forever
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Criminal Minds s05e22 “The Internet Is Forever” review - or more aptly named, one heck of a long review because this episode was perfect. I LOVE CRIMINAL MINDS!
Episode 22 – The Internet is Forever
Hey guys! Whew, what a week, and it only started yesterday. Yes, I work Sundays, because I live in Israel, where our ‘holy day’ is Friday, but I work in Nespresso customer service so I work once every two weeks on Fridays too, so I guess I got the short straw until I own my mega super empire of translation.
Whatever.
That was a little rant.
Anyway, let’s see what happens.
Okay, this is seriously one hell of a creepy intro into the show. What the fuck is this thing?
What the …
Why do they always have to murder people in their sleep? It’s creepy.
So three missing women in Boise, Idaho in one year two months apart? Yikes. That sounds nuts.
“Well, hello.”
Bed-head poodle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god, the fascinated look on Rossi’s face!
I can’t take this show’s fascination with Reid’s hair. I love it!
“What, did you join a boy band?”
“No.”
I love it how he takes it so seriously!
Derek, you little shit.
“Okay, so what are we looking at here? Late twenties, early thirties.”
“All single, though two are in a committed relationships. All living on their own.”
Huh? That doesn’t make sense.
How are they single if they are in committed relationships?
“Looks like normal suburban houses. Gives the unsub privacy.”
“The differences are more striking than the similarities. Different hair colors, different body shapes.”
Smart poodle, I love you.
“What do you know about his MO?”
“That’s why we were invited in. The abduction sites are pristine.”
Oh dear.
“And there’s no DNA besides the victims’.”
Shit.
“and the victims aren’t reported missing until two or three days after they’re abducted.”
“Two or three days … women like this don’t just vanish without somebody noticing.”
True.
They were hot.
“Yes. Which is why I asked Garcia to dig into their lives.”
I love you, JJ, for appreciating my honey.
“And when I took a look at their online activity, I could easily see how the unsub is doing it.”
“Social networking sites.”
Fuck.
“Yeah. Facebook, Twitter. You name an online life-sharing time-suck, the victims were on it. And if you look at each of their last posts, they say the same thing … going out of town, going on a business trip, going on a vacation.”
Oh dear.
“But when you look at the time and date stamp of each of these,”
“Cue the Twilight Zone music,”
“Because they were all posted the morning after each of them went missing.”
Boom. My baby girl has them on her rope.
“The unsub posted them.”
Duh.
“Social networks are an easy way for an unsub to target his victims.”
Yeah, no kidding.
Oh, and I promise – I’m not an unsub ;)
“These women were especially open. They posted everything from what they were having for dinner to where they were going on dates.”
Yeesh.
“So this unsub friends his victims and then uses that as a cover once he takes them.”
Oh god.
“That means he can hack into their accounts.”
Yup.
“So he’s excellent with computers.”
“Definitely profiles as patient and organized.”
‘He’s obsessive enough to remove all forensic details, but also patient enough to wait two months before abductions.”
“He can afford to be. He gets three days to do whatever he wants to these women.”
Oh god.
“That means we need to assume these women are already dead.”
Fuck.
“The question is what he does while he has them.”
Oh god.
George Bernard Shaw: “The single biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”
What the fuck? That was seriously beyond inception, and totally fucked wiht my brain. If anyone can explain to me what Shaw meant, I’ll give them a kiss, like, literally, fly all the way to your home and make out with you.
“So if this unsub is using social networks to find his victims, can’t we use that to find him?”
Aw, my optimistic puppy.
“Yeah, if these women each had a hundred friends following them, then the unsub would pop up on each of their lists, right?”
“Uh, the detective in charge, John Fordham, he looked into their groups. Everyone checked out.”
Guess not.
“Social networking sites are surprisingly insecure.”
“Facebook recently tried to update all their privacy settings, and in doing so, they made everybody’s profiles viewable.”
Whoops. Bad move there, Facebook.
Lol.
“Can somebody explain to me the appeal of these sites?”
Oh my darling Italian grandpa.
“‘Eating sushi tonight. Yum.’”
Oh my god, I love this show.
‘‘Boss is keeping me late at work. Grr.’”
Oh god, I died.
“Whose life is so important that we’d be interested in this kind of detail?”
“I don’t know. I guess that’s the running joke, right?”
Huh?
“I mean, nobody is.”
“But we’d all like to believe there’s actually an audience out there that wants to follow our every move.”
Whoa, that was extremely deep, my gorgeous puppy.
“You know, some sites actually have a GPS feature built in. You can tell exactly where someone is every time they post a new comment.”
Yup. We’re seriously living in a dangerous world.
“This is telling us how he’s finding him, but it’s not telling us how he’s getting into their houses.”
“At the very least, I believe that he has copies of their keys. Doris Archer gad a security home system installed, but the disable code was entered at 1:56 AM. So he knew that, too.”
Fudge.
“He also found a way to deal with her dog.”
“A German Shepherd she adopted from the pound last year went missing the night that she did.”
Awwwwww
“All right, so this guy’s gotta be in and out of the house well before the night of the disappearance.”
Well, yeah.
“What about the people who come into your house that you don’t consider a threat?”
Oh boy. That’s one smart Italian honey.
“Okay, Morgan and Prentiss, start with the last abduction sites. See if anything points to his MO.”
“Dave, you, Reid, and JJ go back over the women’s lives. Start with their friends on the social networking sites.”
Oh dear. I hope they find this fucker.
“Did you find anyone willing to talk to us about the victims?”
“The problem wasn’t who to bring in.”
Can I be honest? That guy reminds me of a cartoon ... can’t put my finger on it, but he does.
Whoa. That’s a lot of people.
“The man we’re looking for might have found your daughter through her social networks. Did Paula mention anyone new in her life?”
Nope.
It’s her mom. She doesn’t’ know about Facebook and stuff. No offense to any moms out there, but usually nowaday moms around that age are pretty incompetent with Facebook.
“So I’m assuming she knew who followed her, then?”
“Oh, god no. She had over 1,000 friends.”
Ha.
“Wow. Why so many?”
Oh my honey.
It’s a work strategy.
“So, wait. Even though she told all those people what she was doing, she didn’t know who was following her?”
Welcome to the 21st century – where we share everything with strangers and basically invite creepers to kill us ;)
“Actually, I don’t have email.”
LOL.
“These websites are like email on crack”.
Yup.
“Did Doris ever mention letting someone in her home?”
Nope.
“Bruno ... the dog. So he was a guard dog?”
Oh god. The poor puppy.
So he changed the photographs that told a story? Oh boy.
“Okay, JJ, I got it.”
“You see it?”
“Actually, yeah. Looks like he did try to hang something on the wall.”
Boom. My puppy is on top of things.
“There’s even a little residue left over.”
“Morgan.”
“Let me call you back.”
“Yeah, what do you got?”
“Hey, I got one up here, too.”
“What would he try to hang on that part of the wall?”
“Well, from here, I have an unobstructed view of the second floor and down the stairs.”
“It’s the same thing down here. You can see the entire entrance.”
“Cameras.”
Fuck.
“We think this is what he’s using to spy on his victims.”
Shit.
“They’re small, they’re cheap, and they’re easily hidden behind photos, books, plants.”
“The footage they record can be transmitted anywhere … website of your choice, even your cell phone.”
Fuck.
Meanwhile, my poodle investigates.
“And he can toggle between cameras to see everything that’s happening in the house.”
Oh dear lord.
“And you found five of these at different points in the house?”
“Upstairs, downstairs, bedroom, even the bath.”
Oh god, this dude is sick.
“A ruse gets him in the door, but it doesn’t buy him enough time to put up five of these.”
Nope.
“Once he learns their routine, all he has to do is pick the lock, put up the rest of the cameras, and boom, he got their whole life at his fingertips.”
Fuck.
“What does he do with the video? Maybe he keeps them?”
“If he’s voyeur, yes.”
And there they go again, making Derek say the sexiest things ever in the sickest connotation and it just infuriates me.
“Uh, voyeurs are rarely violent. Their excitement comes from spying without the object knowing they’re being watched.”
“And by abducting his victims, he’s removing the outlet of his sexual release. Reid is right.”
Duh. I mean, why is this even being put in question?
“We need to have Garcia dig the surveillance and illegal video websites.”
“I’m going to take this with us.”
“Why?”
“We originally profiled there wasn’t any facial similarity between the victims, but I’m not so sure that’s true.”
“I want to compare Doris’s picture with the other victims.”
Oh my smart poodle.
“These videos the unsub took, it looks like one of them he posted online, which may help me nab him.”
“If he puts it on the web, can’t you track that back directly to his computer?”
“Normally, yes. Normally, in like seventeen seconds I can get you the network he’s using, get a physical address,”
“And presto change-o, no more bad guy,”
“But this unsub is a creepy computer aficionado.”
Well, fuck.
“Do you guys know what a proxy server is?”
“It’s an internet relay.”
“Precisely. Kids use them to get around blocked sites.”
Fuck.
“Now, usually, one proxy is plenty, but this piece of work is using dozens of proxy servers.”
Shit.
“He’s bounced his signal off China, North Korea, Russia, South Africa …”
“Garcia, can you track him back to Boise?”
“Of course I can, and that’s what I’m doing. Time is the unfortunate ingredient I need, though.”
Fuck.
“This just in. Looks like one of the proxy servers archived what he was streaming on the night of Doris Archer’s disappearance.”
Shit.
“Can we see it?”
“Pulling it up now.”
“Well, Prentiss and Morgan were right. He knows the house.”
“Oh, please don’t hurt that doggie.”
I love you, my angel.
“The camera’s attached to him. It’s his point of view.”
Shit.
“So he can relive it over and over again.”
Double shit.
“Okay, can someone tell me when this is over?”
I love you.
“Please.”
“Not yet.”
Fuck.
“He’s tender to her.”
“She means more to him as a corpse than as a living person.”
Fuck.
“Garcia, we need to find the unsub’s network. Even if it’s a rough area, it’ll help narrow the geographic profile.”
“Yes, sir, that’s totally what I’m trying to figure out. Uh, there is something else kind of huge you need to know about.”
Oh fuck.
“Do you see this line of code there?”
“Yeah, what about them?”
“It allows the user admin, and in this case, the unsub, to set up a chat room.”
Fuck.
“People were watching this on the night of the murder.”
“We thought he was posting these after the act. He’s not.”
“He wants people to experience it with him.”
“He wants an audience.”
Shit.
I’m about to barf.
“He has fans.”
“Tip of the hat to his fans.”
Fuck.
“He knows they’re watching.”
“Classic narcissistic behavior.”
Pah. You know it.
“Hey, guys. Garcia’s got something for us.”
“Go ahead, baby girl.”
“Okay, friends, I have some good news, but first, here is the thing that sucks.”
“I located the network the unsub is using in Boise, and it is the victims’ own wireless.”
“So does he hack in before he starts with the murders.”
“Hacking is obscenely time-consuming.”
“I just make it look easy because I’m a genius.”
“But, he’s not me.”
Oh god, I love this woman.
“So my guess is that he’s got to lurk around their network for at least a couple of days to a week before he kills them.”
“Yeah, he knows when we follow his online paper trail it’ll lead us right back to the murder site.”
“What’s the good news?”
“Hackers are very loyal to their spoofing techniques, and if they think no one’s watching, they’ll use the same roads over and over.”
“Okay, so if he goes through Russia, Chine, and North Korea again …”
“I have flagged those servers, and if he uses them in the same order, I will catch him so fast.”
“That’s only going to help if he commits another murder.”
“Yes, that’s also true.”
Fuck.
“Excuse me.”
“Garcia, if he does stream this again, how much time will you need to find the network?”
“Oh, uh, that’s hard to guess with all the international pinging. I …”
“Ballpark.”
“Seven minutes?”
That’s fast.
“That’s not fast enough. He’s in and out of the house in five.”
Fuck.
“Oh, God. I’m going to have to trim my time down, then.”
I love how she just sets goals for herself, not even questioning her own abilities.
“Garcia, get it done.”
Hey! Not nice!
“JJ, we need to call a press conference.”
Oh god.
“I know what connects the victims.”
What?
“I was staring at pictures of the victims and I knew there was a pattern connecting them, but I couldn’t tell what it was until I broke it down mathematically.”
Oh my genius poodle.
“Why are we so drawn to celebrity faces?”
Says the guy who started out as a model XD
“Because there’s a symmetry to their beauty …”
Oh wow.
I never thought of it like that.
“The more balanced they are, the more appealing they are to our eye.”
“These women aren’t celebrities, though.”
Nope.
“But there are similarities between them, and it wasn’t until I scanned the pictures and got it to the guys at Quantico that I had a full breakdown.”
“All right, strip away eye color, hair color, and skin tone, and what are we left with geometrically?”
“They’re all slightly dystopian.”
Fuck.
“He might not even be aware that he sees it in them.”
“There have been studies that suggest that we pick our spouses subconsciously, based on a facial symmetry that we recognize.”
Damn.
“So consciously or unconsciously, when he recognizes it, he has to destroy it.”
Fuck.
“Maybe … they’re a reflection.”
“Remember what he did at the end of the video? He wiped the tear away.”
Fuck.
“Most of us take the internet for granted. We forget about texts that we share or updates we put on social networks. But the internet never forgets.”
Nope.
“Once it’s out there, it’s out there forever.”
“Now, we all know about the horrific deaths that get shown on the web.”
“Those murders are immortal. And this unsub craves that same immortality.”
“He recognizes his face on theirs and he kills them as a way of saying, ‘this is what I look like.’”
I wanna hurl.
“Fortunately for us, this means we have a good idea of what he looks like.”
Oh god. I hope they catch him fast.
“We overuse the term narcissistic in our culture, but we’re going back to the psychological definition. Every aspect of this man’s life has been constructed around an inflated sense of self.”
“Unsubs like this are particularly vulnerable to what’s called narcissistic injury.”
“If his self-worth is attacked or damaged, he will lash out.”
“Under no circumstances should you denigrate him.”
God, I hope they are careful.
JJ handling the press like a boss.
“Hotch.”
“Somebody leaked our profile.”
Fuck.
“Oh, you crafty little sicko.”
I love you, Garcia.
“Sir, it’s fantastic you called. I just figured out …”
“So, how are you doing on pinning down the network?”
Why are you interrupting my genius?
“Okay. That’s what I’m trying to tell you.”
“Remember how I said he was spoofing his signal of different servers? Well, it turns out some of those are a decoy meant to waste my time.”
“So does that mean you can find him faster?”
“Totally. Totally. I can write a program that filters out the decoys …”
“Oh, crap.”
Are they allowed to say ‘crap’?
“Is that him?”
“Yeah. Okay, it looks like I’m gonna have to filter this on the fly.”
I love you.
“Can you send us the feed?”
“I can intercept it in Ukraine.”
“He’s going live.”
“Look at the way he’s moving. He’s not slow and deliberate. This guy’s pissed.”
“All right, what do we see? Determining markers.”
“A one-story cottage.”
Not helping.
“Is there a number on the house?”
“No, and he’s already at the door.”
Oh fuck.
“Garcia.”
“He’s using twice as many proxy servers.”
“Wait. This window here on the bottom … is that the chat room?”
Yup.
What happened?”
“Someone asked the wrong question at the press conference.”
“Oh, my god, turn around. Just turn around.”
“Maybe she can fend him off.”
“New kitchen appliances. Can we track them through work orders?”
“He’ll be gone by then.”
“Garcia, give us something.”
“I’m stateside now. I’m almost to Idaho. I just need more time.”
“You’re not gonna make it.”
“Yes, I will.”
Oh my determined goddess.
“Forget the unsub. can you run a trace on everybody in the chat room?”
“I can’t do both, sir. Let me do this.”
“Garcia, tag the viewers. That’s an order.”
Fuck.
Oh my horrified puppy.
“Baby girl, it’s gonna be okay.”
“No, no it’s not.”
“It’s bad enough that there’s been so much death around me, but this guy is all up in my turf. And he’s really good at what he does for really awful reasons.”
“That’s why you’re gonna find the perverts that watched it happen in that chat room.”
“And we’ll nail them to the wall and they’re gonna give up the unsub.”
“No, no, that is not good enough.”
“I want to watch him suffer.”
“I want to watch him bleed.”
WHAT?
“Oh, god. I just scared myself.”
And me.
“Good, that’s a good thing.”
Huh?
“Because if there’s one thing I’ve learned the hard way is the last person you want to tick off is Miss Penelope Garcia.”
Aww.
“That’s a compliment, right?”
“Yes, it is.”
Aw…
“We will beat this guy. Believe that.”
“Now, I’ll call you when we’ve got something.”
I love Derek Morgan beyond all measure.
“He was moving faster because he was angry.”
“So he rushed. Which means he made a mistake.”
“Well, it wasn’t the cameras. He remembered to take those with him.”
“It wasn’t the body. He took that with him, too.”
“Hey, did Garcia find anything unusual with Allison’s wireless?”
“No, records show that it was a basic DSL installation.”
“Hey, Prentiss.”
Ooh, my baby is onto something.
“What do you got?”
“You see this line right here?’
“This is what brings the internet from the street into the house.”
Oh snap.
“This isn’t DSL.”
Nope.
“It’s a fiber-optic cable. Completely different type of connection.”
“We just found his mistake.”
Boom.
“If there’s already an internet connection in the house, why does he bring his own with him? Is it the upload speed?”
“Fiber-optic allows him to stream large amounts of video. And maintain a chat room.”
Fuck.
“That’s dozens of computers connected to him at once.”
“He’d need a lot of bandwidth for something like that.”
Damn.
Let’s get the fuckers.
“FBI. We have a warrant.”
“This is a warrant for all the computers in your possession. You’re under arrest for accessory to murder.”
“Watching a murder happen online and doing nothing about it is a felony.”
So they’re at the place where the fucker got the cables.
“We think it’s an employee using your cable as a ruse to get into the house. Can you think of any …?”
“Mac Jones.”
Boom.
“We need his information.”
Yup.
“Ladies and gentlemen, meet Mac Jones.”
That’s a different dude.
“That’s because last year, Mr. Jones had his identity stolen.”
Frack.
“Now, I can’t tell you who the unsub is pretending to be now,”
“But since a picture’s worth a thousand databases, I can tell you who he was.”
“Robert Johnson, three-time loser, arrested for possession of torture videos.”
Ugh.
“Spent some time in a halfway house before he disappeared.”
“I found a blog of his online.”
“Here’s a quote … ‘Next time you won’t be able to stop me.’”
“That’s his narcissism again.”
“Garcia, is there a pattern to the identities that he steals?”
“No. he’s really disciplined about it. Once he burns through an identity, he never uses the same one again.”
“You know how I describe some suspects as being off the grid? This guy is totally the opposite.”
“He’s all over the grid. He’s manipulating the grid.”
“And he never stays in one place for very long.”
“So how do we find out who he is now?”
“I don’t think we’re going to. The man known as Robert Johnson is in the wind.”
Fuck.
“If he’s this flexible with his name, his real name, forget it.”
“But there is another way we can find him.”
Yes?
“His online name, his hacker handle. That’s the name that matters to him.”
“Wait. Wouldn’t he have hundreds of those, too?”
“Most definitely. But remember how I said hackers are loyal? They stick to certain names.”
“That’s how you identify yourself to other hackers.”
“That’s how the FBI caught me.”
And she’s so proud of it. Oh my lovely.
“So if we find the handle …”
“I’ll get you the unsub. I promise.”
“See, Scott, we think it was you.”
“And we found some pretty interesting movies in your hard drive to back up our theory.”
Ooh, my lovely tough guy.
“‘White girls can’t hump.’ That’s nice.””
Wow. The sarcasm.
“‘Schindler’s fist.’”
Oh god.
“See, this one right here, this is the one that got my attention.”
“The erotic awakenings of Sandy.’”
“How old was the girl in that video? What was she, twelve?” Fuck.
“I can explain”
Yeah right.
“Shut up!”
“This is what’s weird to me.”
Something specific is weird to you? Oh god.
“Most of your files were locked away, but not the child porn. We found it in like five minutes.”
“It wasn’t password-protected or anything.”
“How does someone who’s supposed to be so smart with computers do something so dumb?”
“Can we cut a deal?”
Ha. Yeah, right.
“Before this guy accepts you into the club … he gives you the illegal stuff. Kids. Torture.”
Oh god, I’m about to be sick.
“He has to know that you’re risking as much as he is. Mutually assured destruction.”
“You rat him out, he takes you with him.”
“What’s his name?”
“Don’t you try and play me, kid.”
“His online name.”
“Mrs. Prentiss.”
Ha.
“Agent Prentiss.”
To you, pervert.
“He sent out a message. He said tonight would be the best one yet.”
Oh fuck.
“What’s interesting, Mr. Chapman, the other two men we talked to, they had a form of collateral on their hard drive.”
“Hard-core pornography. Illegal. Rough.”
How is an old clueless grandpa getting involved in this shit?
So he knows the unsub because he came into his store? Oh dear, the poor dude.
“Do you believe him?”
“I believe he doesn’t fit the profile of the other voyeurs. They’re good with computers. They have hacking experience.”
“Garcia checked out the website. She said it’s crude. You can’t even order anything from it.”
“I got him.”
“Does he have his own network?”
“He doesn’t need one. He’s got a whole city to leech off of. He’s doing this again tonight.”
“Can you send me a list of networks he’s hacked recently?”
“I got twenty hits.”
“Filter out men and families. He only hits single women.”
“Eight left.”
“Garcia, do you have any pictures?”
“Coming your way.”
Boom.
My genius has her.
“You sure?” Oh come on.
“This is the FBI, we’re coming in.”
“She’s not here, but her car is.”
“It just went on by itself.”
Oh fuck.
“He’s recording us.”
“Garcia, the unsub is working off Lucy Masters’ network. Can you tell where the video’s being transmitted to?”
“I can’t tell. He’s not logged in as Watcher89. He’s not using any of the regular proxy servers.”
“If I didn’t know any better, I wouldn’t know that this was him.”
“Damn it! He’s encrypted his connection to the proxies. There’s nothing I can do to help you find him.”
“What do we see?”
“Metal walls.”
“Wait a minute. Garcia, can you magnify the wall behind her?”
My goddess desperate to help.
“It’s a walk-in freezer.”
Fuck. He got it from the old geezer.
“We didn’t catch you by mistake, did we, Austin?”
“You gave him a place to hide the bodies.”
“When something goes out on the internet, it’s out there forever.”
“Now, you’re going to jail. That’s a foregone conclusion.”
“But unless you cooperate with me, I will do everything I can to make sure that the next time your grandkids google you, they will find out what kind of a monster grandpa really is.”
Oh damn.
First time I’m scared of Rossi.
“Where is the freezer?”
They got him.
“We’re on our way.”
“Garcia, it’s been three minutes since the signal went up live. Lucy might not have that much time left.”
Stop pressuring my goddess.
“I can buy you some. Now that I have his physical address, I got my business all up in his.”
I love you.
“No, no, not today.”
XD
“Now, when your internet goes down, it ruins your whole day, doesn’t it, psycho?”
I love you, lady.
“Get off her!”
Get him!
“What do you see when you look at them?”
Why try and understand that fucker?
“Get him out of there.”
God.
Eric Schmidt: “The internet is the first thing humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.”
Whoa.
Not gonna bore you iwth any more verbiage, I think it’s pretty obvious my stance on the peisode. LOVED IT!
I’ll see you all tomorrow for the season finale of season five. HOLY SHIT! Where has the time gone to?
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