#wow i'm not dead anymore can u believe it

[santanasaintmendes]

“might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie, baby bye bye bye”

part 6! to the Cosmic Girl Records

summary: the gang goes to watch the new deadpool and wolverine movie. . . without you? oh no, that can’t be right.

ollie bearman x reader & platonic!grid x reader

all photos are found on pinterest!

warnings: swearing, nothing too bad this time lol

a/n: wow. this took forever to finally get out bc i started so many other fics 😭 but here it is, it’s a bit short but enjoy!

landonorris has posted on his story: 

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landonorris: the gang is back 💪

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 user1: uh oh, has y/n seen this yet 😬

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��alex_albon: 😰 

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 georgerussell64: 😰

user2: may the 2019 rookies rest in peace 😔🙏 

user3: rip lando he’s in for a mouthful 

 user4: why’s everyone freaking out 

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 user5: just wait, give it a minute 

unfortunatelyy/n: MF???

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 user5: and there it is. 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: UMMM WHAT IS THIS 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: WHAT HAPPENED TO OH I'M SORRY I CANT COME OVER FOR DINNER I’VE GOT A DOCTORS APPOINTMENT THIS FRIDAY 

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 user6: OH NO. 

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 user10: dawg’s dead fs this time 😔

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 user7: LANDO RUN WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE 😭😭

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 user8: he’s probably left the country by now 

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 landonorris: 😀 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: PICK UP YOUR PHONE 

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 landonorris: no. 

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 landonorris: @alex_albon @georgerussell RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN 

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 georgerussell64: YOU ASSHAT I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST IT 

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 landonorris: YOU WERE LITERALLY THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO POST IT 

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 user9: oop 🫢

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 georgerussell64: i never took you for a LIAR 

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 landonorris: @alex_albon you were there you believe me right? 

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 alex_albon:  . . . ummmm

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 landonorris: i see how it is i’m friends with a bunch of TRAITORS 

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 user10: how does it feel to be betrayed by your best friends 

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 alex_albon: 😶

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 unfortunatelyy/n: PICK UP YOUR PHONE 

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 landonorris: omg i forgot about you 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: oh you are so dead 

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unfortunatelyy/n: whoever said revenge is best served cold clearly has never had chimichangas before 

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user1: HELP SHES AT IT AGAIN 😭

user2: absolutely violated my poor boy 😔

user3: i fear he may never learn his lesson 

 landonorris: oh i hate you. 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: just remember, you did this to yourself 

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 landonorris: i hope you 

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 user17: bro died mid comment 

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 user4: his pr team got to him before he could ruin his life 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: that’s what i thought punk 

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 mclarenracingf1: 🖕

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 user5: LANDO?! 😭😭

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 user6: HE DID NOT LMAOO 

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 user11: pr team probably took away his phone privileges so now he’s hacked into mclaren insta acc 😭

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 user12: lando rn: 🤓💻

user9: the side eye goes hard 

 user10: HELP WHERE DID SHE GET THESE PHOTOS 

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 user14: she’s probably got a whole collection 

|  user15: mission: steal’s y/n phone 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: 😓

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 user16: HELP HAHA 

 alex_albon: can you send me that second pic 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: don’t even think about it, you’re next 

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 alex_albon: 😨

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 alex_albon: @lilymhe your girlfriend is bullying me 

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 user7: alex albon confirmed snitch 

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 user13: at least he’s not in denial anymore 

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 user8: can’t do nothing wrong in front of this guy otherwise next thing u know police are at your front door

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 lilymhe: do you deserve it 

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 alex_albon: no?????

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 unfortunatelyy/n: HAH what a little liar

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 alex_albon: why do you hate me 

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 alex_albon: no wait don’t answer that 

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 alex_albon: wait i’m sorry 

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 alex_albon: don’t embarrass me please 

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 alex_albon: answer my texts y/n

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 alex_albon: please y/n

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unfortunatelyy/n: shhhh, my common sense is tingling, something you clearly don’t have 

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user1: the deadpool references, she is not holding back 😭 

user2: dayummmm pop off queen 

user3: can’t wait till it’s george’s turn i just KNOW she’s going to use the 2023 intro pose 

 alex_albon: HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO APOLOGISE 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: @landonorris ?

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 landonorris: do i have to 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: yep 

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 landonorris: are you sure 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: YES 

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 landonorris: fine.

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 landonorris: she only takes apologies in cash no card 💅🎀💋 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: mhm that’s right 

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 user4: HELP 

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 user5: girl has homie in a chokehold fr 

user6: the second pic 😭

 lilymhe: what is that first pic 🤣 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: alex tried to steal my car so I ran him over 

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 alex_albon: THAT DID NOT HAPPEN 

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 landonorris: y/n doesn’t even have her licence 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: HEY WHAT DID I SAY 

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 landonorris: im sorry 😔

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 unfortunatelyy/n: as you should be 

georgerussell64: why do i have a feeling that i’m next 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: my goodness, he has a brain AND feelings would you look at that 

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 georgerussell64: oh you think you’re so funny don’t you 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: i do actually 

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 georgerussell64: 🖕 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: 😘 

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 user7: they’re never beating the siblings allegations i fear 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: negative. i would rather die than be related to this child 

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 user8: child 😭 i’m wheezing 

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unfortunatelyy/n: you look like something i drew with my left hand, which is coincidentally my non dominant hand 

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user2: I KNEWWW ITTTT AHAHAHA I CALLED IT BITCHES 

 user1: HELP Y/N WHERE DID U FIND THAT SECOND PIC 😭😭

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 unfortunatelyy/n: dm me 😌 

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 georgerussell64: nO STOP 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: whatcha gonna do old man 

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 user5: OLD MAN IM WHEEZING 💀

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 user6: so is george 

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 user7: 😭😭

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 georgerussell64: call in the reinforcements @landonorris @alex_albon 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: AHAHAHAHAHHA 

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 georgerussell64: why are you laughing . . .  guys? guys where are you 

|  unfortunatelyy/n: their loyalty lies with me peasant 

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 georgerussell64: i can never win around here

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 unfortunatelyy/n: im glad you’ve come to terms with that 

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 georgerussell64: OH YOU SUCK 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: that’s what you get for being an ass 

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 georgerussell64: IT WAS LANDO’S IDEA 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: GASP

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 unfortunatelyy/n: WHAT 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: jk i already know 

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 user6: HELP 😭

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 georgerussell64: then why are u getting mad at me 😭

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 unfortunatelyy/n: cuz you’re fun to bully 

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 georgerussell64: blocked and reported 🛑

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 unfortunatelyy/n: its ok you’re not the first 

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 landonorris: she’s right 😐

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 unfortunatelyy/n: ugliness rears it’s head once again 

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 landonorris: oh you are the worst 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: 😘

a/n: tysm if you got to the end, have an amazing day xoxo santanasaintmendes

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[ev-n-learning]

2023 year stats!!! Wow its been a year since ive shown u one of these... amazing

anyways not too much to say here i don't think! Although can you believe its been almost a year since i stopped learning ukrainian.... weird

something thats interesting to me is that i've spent more time on czech this past year than ukrainian the year previous... and just on duolingo, somehow?! There's no way I'm 2 months away from finishing the czech tree!!!

I suppose the courses could have been different lengths to start out with, but I do blame the redesign they did... I still don't like it, lol. (Other factors could be: czech has No Cyrillic so i cant read it as well)

As far as the other languages go — I really can't believe it was only this year I finished 50languages?! Year so long... but anyways, after that i will be honest with you: most of my active belarusian studying has been solely anki and (mostly) daily search of the wordle. The other most is People I Follow On Tumblr and tiktok (theres belarusians on there)

Russian is about the same as I've been doing. Slogging through 5,000 words of top 10,000 on memrise still. Probably about 2,500 of the way through. Probably at LEAST 2 more years of slog...

Maybe it doesn't serve much of a purpose, but i'd feel weird having the extra time. Like, no, i'm supposed to be Doing Something at 14:45,,, and, yknow, sometimes i encounter these words in the wild. (Not so much anymore though)

Doing my best to keep up with polygloss for russian, too! It's fun but I never know how to describe the images so a lot of matches get sent into the ether... oops 😅

As for marathi, well................................. nanowrimo happened. Is putting it shortly - actually, I started doing something else in november, and with that, languages, and nano... it was a lot! So I did not do much marathi in november specifically because of that. The rest of the year, well... hmmm. The less said the better?

Well, anyways, it's because of having to spend the same amount of energy almost on czech at the same time, *and* because of the Something Else i've been doing. So - I do want to learn it! Spending time on marathi would be great, actually! I am just Busy. And thus it has been relegated to anki only for the better part of the year if i remember right 😔 someday...

Sidenote, at the rate I'm typing this will be posted after midnight..... well, i wanted to put it out there yesterday night, but i couldn't decide what to say, lol. January 2nd is still New of new years, right??

To be honest, I haven't really thought about any language plans for this year... i know russian and belarusian well enough to read posts & such, and I have the mental fortitude to read books i understand maybe 25% of, but listening and talking I'd say are probably where I need the most improvement. (Writing, well... I'll get back to you once i can learn grammar effectively). With everything as it is now, I'm not sure there's much to be done about that, but maybe I'll figure something out here sooner or later... maybe.

I know I want to finish the czech tree on duolingo, and then I'll pick another language from my duo list and the cycle shall begin anew... and then in 12 years either duo will be dead or i will not wish to learn languages any more (a scary thought). OR i will speedrun every language on my list to the best of my ability and then never touch duo again (no streak, no badges... i think monthly badges are like the Only duo thing that actually works on me because i Need To Collect. ah, fomo...)

As for marathi, if I can manage to pull it out of hibernation alongside all that duolingo nonsense, then by god i'll do it 🫡 if i learned* one language by being exceedingly slow at it I can do it again!!

*referring to russian so perhaps its not accurate to say "learned" still but my point stands

...

Anyways yeah!!! Idk how to end this so з новым годам (late) to u all and good luck & wishes for the new year <3 things may never be perfect but at least i can hope they will be better 👍 🎉🎉🎉

[tache-noire]

Ass-Kisser

Rating: 18+ (explicit sexual content)

Ship: Max Caster/Maxwell Jacob Friedman

Content: Rimming, Prostate Milking, Sweat/Musk/Scent Kink, Anal Sex, Felching, Caster Sniffing MJF's Ass

Summary: Max Caster is a pain in MJF's ass. And a lot of other things up there, too.

Also on AO3

He has to stop doing this.

"Wow, that match really got you riled up, huh? Fuck, look at you."

He has to stop doing this.

"You taste so good, daddy. All this meat just for me."

He has to– fuck. Caster's got his entire sac in his stupid big mouth and Maxwell can't think anymore. If he used his mouth like this all the time, he'd be a lot more tolerable. He's better at gargling balls than rapping, anyway. Maxwell closes his eyes and tips his head back with a sigh, and Caster echoes it, vibrating all the way up the length of his cock. He's drooling and sloppy, cleaning up every trace of salt and sweat from Maxwell's match with long swipes of his tongue. The excess saliva soaks the front of his trunks where they're tucked neatly under his balls, and lubes up Caster's hand as he lazily works his shaft. It doesn't get his full attention yet. His focus is just on the taste and smell of Maxwell, as soon after a match as he could possibly catch him.

He's gotten worse lately. The more Maxwell's given into the creep's pleading, the more depraved and risky his demands have become.

Okay, full disclosure: Caster started intercepting him before showering a while ago. And it didn't really take that much persuasion (boiled frogs, y'know) to get from just sniffing his neck or hair and fucking in the shower, to this (Caster's nose pressed into the crease of his thigh and huffing the sour-musky scent of him like he can't live without it). But the point is, it's starting to get risky, grabbing and ushering him into less and less private areas to get his fix of MJF crotch stink. For fuck's sake, this isn't even a room with a door . Just a little alcove made up of crates at the end of a hallway. 

"Maxie~ I wanna eat your ass so bad. Please?"

Maxwell's head falls forward and he cracks his eyes open, trying not to look around at how exposed they are. Caster's gazing up at him so innocently, he could believe he's asking for a balloon at a carnival, and not for permission to bury his face in Maxwell's unwashed ass. If it was you, you wouldn't be able to say no, either. Especially while he's twisting his spit-slicked hand around the head of your dick like he's polishing a doorknob. Caster's own cock looks heavy in his other hand. As Maxwell watches, he squeezes and pulls up the length of it, milking a drop of precum from the tip. The floor between his knees is littered with shiny wet dots already.

He really can't say no. But he's not gonna give him the satisfaction of an enthusiastic 'yes,' either and make him completely insufferable from now on, either.

"Fine, whatever."

Caster beams, and drags a prop trunk over, scraping loudly against the floor. He doesn't pay it any mind, but it makes Maxwell's hair stand on end. He's the champion, he can do whatever the fuck he wants, whatever. But he's not gonna be caught dead doing it with Max Caster. 

"Knees up here," Caster instructs, patting the top of the box.

"Don't tell me what to do."

He does it anyway.

The position is fucking embarrassing. The box is too small to get on his hands and knees, so he has to arch his back and brace his hands on the wall instead. Pushing his butt out, with his legs spread open. At least he still has his knee pads on. He can feel how the edge would be digging in, otherwise. Caster pulls Maxwell's trunks down just below the swell of his ass, and immediately claps both hands on his prize. He squeezes his cheeks together and swipes his nose up between them like a credit card, inhaling deeply. Maxwell shudders.

"God, you're fucking disgusting," he spits.

Caster just giggles and kisses his tailbone.

"You love it, though. You love when I'm a nasty little freak for you."

"I love when you shut the fuck up."

"Wow, impatient! I'm trying to savor the moment, but if you want me to eat you out that bad –"

Fed up and horny, Maxwell blindly grabs a handful of Caster's hair and all but shoves his ass back into his face. Caster's fingertips dig into his soft flesh, and the fucker moans , meeting him tongue-first. Maxwell bites his lip to hold back his own grunt. This really is the best use for his mouth. Plush lips and hot, wet tongue, sweeping up and down his crack. He pulls him apart with both hands, spits on his exposed hole, and works it into the tight ring. Licking with broad, flat drags. Curling the tip to tug him open. Caster purses his lips and sucks at his rim, wet and noisy and filthy, and Maxwell breaks. He groans open-mouthed and claws at the wall.

"Ho-oly fucking– God, Caster –"

Caster smiles and hums happily against Maxwell's perfect little pucker. Gradually, it relaxes and lets him in. That tongue feels so fucking long. Longer than it should be. His face is mashed flat between Maxwell's thick ass cheeks, jaw open as wide as possible to fuck him with the squirming muscle as deep as he can. It can't be more than a couple inches. Not deep enough to hit his prostate, but then that's what his hands are for. One around Maxwell's cock, jerking him straight up and down. The other fondling his balls, his thumb pressed against his taint and massaging from the outside. Every movement is fluid and perfectly coordinated. A well-oiled machine. 

Maxwell rests his heated face against the cool, painted brick wall, drooling out of the corner of his mouth. Just gone , mentally, at this point. Pudding brain. If he wasn't already on his knees, they'd be pudding too. He can't be bothered anymore by Caster's wet snuffling in his crack when the hard tip of his tongue is working his hole in a circle. He's only bothered when it all stops . Caster kisses up Maxwell's spine, followed close by a trail of goosebumps. And then his swamp ass breath is wafting in his face and he's whining in his ear.

"Can I fuck you? You're so loose and wet back here, it'd be so easy…" 

He sinks two fingers into Maxwell and they do go easy. And as pissed as he is about being called 'loose' and having Caster pant his own jock-stench right in his ear, he's still got pudding brain, and his boner could cut diamonds. Caster hooks his fingers and jabs his prostate dead center, and he sees stars for a second, moaning hoarsely as a dribble of clear pre is milked from him. Some roadie idiot's gonna have to clean up this mess.

"Pleeeease, Maxie? I'm probably not gonna last that long anyway…"

Caster couldn't be more pathetic if he got paid for it. Which makes Maxwell even more pathetic for how he nods and pushes back when he taps the fat head of his dick on his asshole. Caster lets out a giddy, fucked up little giggle and kisses the nape of his neck. And, yep, takes a deep, noisy sniff of his sweaty hair. One of the last parts he hasn't given a disgusting, slimy tongue bath yet. Maxwell jerks his head back, bashing into his nose.

"Ow!" Caster squawks. "Oh, you're really gonna get it now, Maxie."

Maxwell gathers enough of his braincells off the floor to almost snap at him to hurry up. Almost. But then Caster does – slams the full length of his cock into him in one stroke– and he drops them all again. And he has to shove his fist in his mouth to keep from howling . He's good and open for him, soaking wet. But even with so little friction, Caster's thick , and it's like pulling a muscle. A crampy kind of soreness just barely mitigated by the hands on his dick and balls. The worst part is that it feels so fucking good– bone-deep satisfying like a hard workout, and electricity zapping from his sweet spot, up his spine. He can feel it in his fingertips. The most annoying person in the world is also, unfortunately, one of the best lays in the locker room. He fucks Maxwell with long, smooth strokes, grinding up when their hips meet. Squeezing his prostate between the stiff bulk of his cock on the inside, and two knuckles on the outside. 

Maxwell's eyes roll back. It's so much stimulation all at once, he's not even sure when– or if – he comes. It feels like a constant high, just pulsing with every thrust from Caster. He's vaguely aware that he's being loud now, but only as a spectator. It's not like he can control it anymore, or any other part of his body. He just knows that there are punchy, guttural sounds coming from his chest, muffled by his fist, and Caster's babbling as usual.

"Fuck, you're so good, so fuckin' good on my dick, god –"

And yes, Maxwell is good. Maxwell is the best. He's the best at everything, and he's the best at getting fucked out of his mind in a backstage corridor at a stupid arena in a garbage city, obviously . It feels good to get the recognition he deserves. Makes him whine and nod along dumbly. Makes him tilt his head to give Caster more room to kiss and mark up his neck. He starts rocking back, and true to his word, Caster really doesn't last very long after that. It's barely a minute before his hips are stuttering, slapping a few more times against Maxwell's "sweet, perfect" ass, then going still. His dick twitches and gushes inside him. He finally takes his hands away from his groin, smearing sweat and semen up his stomach and chest and hugging him from behind.

“Goooddddd, Maxie…” Caster sighs happily, nuzzling up behind Maxwell’s ear. “...I wish I could crawl up inside you and live there.”

Maxwell groans and wriggles in his grasp, shaking him and his softening cock loose. Leave it to Max Caster to ruin a moment with his big dumb fucking mouth.

“Get off me, fuck off, don’t talk to me ever again.”

Caster kisses the nape of his neck.

“Aw, baby, you don’t mean that… At least let me clean you up first.”

For a second Maxwell actually believes Caster���s going to do the right thing. For a stupid, gullible, idiotic second, he actually believes there’s a single shred of decency in the man. Stupid. Stupid! No, what he meant was ‘let me shove my tongue in your asshole again,’ because of course that’s what he meant. And all of Maxwell’s squirming can’t dislodge the vicegrip on his hips, holding him still while Caster licks his own cum out of him (disgusting). Entirely for his own sick pleasure, too, because Maxwell sure as hell can’t get hard again right now. There’s nothing fucking left for him to give. He feels raw like a ripped blister. 

Once he’s had enough– or rather, when they hear Anthony wandering around and calling for him– Caster gives Maxwell one last kiss, and pulls his trunks back up. The absolute least he could do. He jogs away all cheery and satisfied, but it takes a minute for Maxwell to recover. His knees hurt. His legs are cramped and tingly. They wobble under him when he finally manages to stand up. He’s all wrung out. The first step he takes, he shudders. Everything's so slimy and slippery. He's acutely aware of his ass cheeks sliding against each other in a way he's never been before, and it's horrible. Same with his dick and balls, tucked back in his trunks again but shifting around as he staggers to his private dressing room. 

He desperately needs a shower. And he absolutely has to stop doing this.

[honeybeewhereartthee]

PINK KKOMAS KOHAKU OUKAWA 83

spoiler for my stories

In another place in kkoma, at sea, Blood and Doll location. They walk too a street seller shop with a guy wearing hoodie and a sun glasses, in winter.

Doll:... You look shady.

???: You look cotton, you probably can't float.

Doll:... I can swim!

???: Everyone would sink one day. That's why...

Suddenly show suspicious looking potion bottles.

???: Those are made from the leading expert of swimming, which is the lord of serpent, sea and envy! You'll be breathing under water without needing oxygen! You don't even need to have this diving gear either!!

Doll: that's sounds like crap --

Blood, takes out wallet: sure, I'll take some.

Doll: hey don't buy stuff--

Sea, takes out pocket and raise pocket and point at the bottle and show 10 finger and 4 tentacles: 'buy'

???: Wow a sale! Then I shall give discounts! How nice! It be--

Doll watch as those two brought a very shady stuff from the weird guy. But hearing his voice he sound familiar.

???, Shows another set of bottles: We also have other stuff, like changing your form and voice! Good for disguising and stealing someone identify! It's made from the everlasting magic of Solomon!

Blood: hmm, u will buy some too. But do you have other items?

???, Takes out new stuff: of course! We have lots of stuff. From material normal things, nor easily found things, human body, souls, lord of Lust lipstick, and even the copy of book of the dead. Among other things as well.

Blood:... Oh my...

Doll: what the hell. What kind of shop is this?

??? Guy press the switch and the shop name

"Crazy Boutique of Underworld"

Glows yellow and black.

???: Kokoko. Welcome to my shop, I do hope you guys put some sells for today income!

Soon the person poofed and before them stood an Oni-- a purple eyed Punisher Kohaku Oukawa.

Purple: since we all share the same name. Cal me Purple, I do think punisher is good but it's bad for business.

Doll: the fuck. A business man me.

Purple: honestly. If you live in my au. Crazy:b do some bizarre odd jobs. We haunt some haunted house, held a site for people who will die in few days, or demon realm dark web twitch live as well many others.

Doll: why are you telling us this.

Purple: demons aren't often believe by others cause they lie like how often they breath. Being honest to goodness is my motto to be top demon in my team... Through, I can't be compare to the other three(・–・;)ゞ. I do my part. So it's still good.

Blood: ooh. Then blood nii will adopt you! I will buy all your stuff!

Blood proceed to take out a credit card. Purple went to pack the stuff.

Doll: the fuck. How are you rich.

Blood: hmm, the currency in this world is connected how wealthy we are back in our own world, what we spend here would minus to our credit back in our own world. An odd system, but it mean we can make money too.

Doll:... Your rich?

Blood:.... ( ꈍᴗꈍ)Am I? I do own a 666 x 666 KM property and I am very much favor by my world to give me stuff like gold and stuff that no one cares about. I guess. (ㆁωㆁ) You could say that. But other spider have their bill too. I'm the "youngest" so I have my money cut to my limit.

Doll:

Purple, who is back with a bag: thanks for doing business! Hope you all come back!

Blood; okey! Since your a pink kkoma-- too, come visit us sometimes... When we're awake

Doll: what

Sea: >.> The guy went to our house sometimes at night. When everyone is asleep.

Doll:

Purple: I was busy in morning and night is pretty much the morning for us demons. I do apologize. But you don't have to stab me with a knife. You know. Ahaha.

Blood; I apologize it's a bad habbit. (ㆁωㆁ)

doll who cannot believe anything his hearing:... What the fuck. ヘ（。□°）ヘ fuck. I will not question shit anymore. This getting nowhere.

Purple: still, thanks for the sale!!

Blood: your welcome! Come to our house ok?

Purple: ok. till next time!!!.

[jaegersmoon]

saturn by sleeping at last is soooo ob jean coded.

"you taught me the courage of stars before you left" so jean despises himself atm but even then the courage it takes for him to get through each day is incredible, even if he doesn't realize it. i'm 87% sure you wrote that he was kind of a brat as a kid and marco helped soften his personality in a way, hence marco teaching him said courage.

"how light carries on endlessly even after death" i imagine that as he lets himself heal, he starts finding marco's light everywhere despite his life having ended.

"with shortness of breath, you explained the infinite / how rare and beautiful it is to even exist" marco's tripping over his words talking about this with jean, smiling and making gestures with his hands, expressing how grateful he is to exist in the same universe as jean.

"i couldn't help but ask / for you to say it all again" jean is smiling and nodding along to marco's talking and he's absorbing all if it, or at least he's doing his best to. he needs to hear marco explain it again, whether it's because he wants to memorize every word coming out of marco's mouth or just because he savors every second of hearing marco's voice (i'm telling you rn it's both).

"i tried to write it down / but i could never find a pen" despite wanting to engrave marco's words into his brain, his memory fails him regarding the specific wording (he remembers, but he feels he can't express it as poetically as marco). also he's just hanging on to every word marco forms, so typing marco's words down doesn't even occur to him. he's so incredibly present in this conversation.

"i'd give anything to hear / you say it one more time" exactly as it says. jean would give everything to hear it again, he would give his life to hear marco’s voice utter a single word (okay so this is a bit of a gray area because you can’t exactly recognize a person’s voice in death (that’s a lie it’s not a gray area jean would recognize marco’s voice anywhere. even if he were dead)).

“that the universe was made / just to be seen by my eyes” he really does need to hear this though. he doesn’t believe he deserves to lay eyes upon the universe anymore, his sense of self worth is so low and hearing this would make him feel so warm inside. that soft feeling creeps into his chest, even if he evicts it before it can begin to make a home there.

“with shortness of breath, / i’ll explain the infinite” now jean is talking to y/n. he’s short of breath for a few reasons. thinking about marco brings up a lot of memories and feelings which, you know, he may have been pushing away and refusing to deal with, so his chest tightens and suddenly it’s so much harder to get a word out. trying to convey this message as well as marco did to him while also making it unique to y/n uses a lot of his brain :( he kind of just forgets to breathe lol. and looking into y/n eyes or just her face in general makes his heart stop, his breath catching in his throat and his mouth drying.

“how rare and beautiful it truly is that we exist” the slight difference between his and marco’s phrasing of this symbolizes him making these words his own, rather than simply regurgitating rhetoric (as i am so frequently guilty of). this also makes me think about when he said that, if the universe fucked them over and put them in different worlds, he would alter space until their worlds collided. not only is he telling y/n how rare and beautiful she is, but also how rare and beautiful it is that they exist on the same planet, at the same time, paths crossing. oh he’s down so fucking bad. kiss her, you fool.

okay sorry for the monster length wow just like jean fr!! ask 😭 i really would write a whole dissertation connecting this song to him and him to this song if i could. i am soooo normal about them haha they are so real to me. did a wee bit of projection onto jean and marco’s characters lmfao hope u don’t mind <3 also kinda wanna write smt similar with y/n and jupiter by flower face!! depends on if i get all mushy again and how you respond to this one 😭

love you <3

(P.S. SATURN. JEAN. HIS FAVORITE PLANET. I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS INTENTIONAL OR NOT BUT GOD I’M RIPPING MY FACE OFF THINKING ABOUT THIS. (same goes for y/n and jupiter. the one by flower face and the one by the marias. though i see the marias' jupiter as both of them talking to the other. whatever that's irrelevant rn.))

oh my god. no bc i have officially passed away now this has killed me <33333 it was so nice knowing all of you

the way so if you analyze my book and the characters so so amazing to me you have no idea

[daiisukis]

aos ep 20 watch SPOILERS

park jin is the densest man in the world oh my fucking god kim doju you deserve better than this fool

I truly love her...but she do be like every Asian mom LMFAO

JANG WOOK UR DOWN SO BADDDD

mudeokie too I'm gonna cry

LMFAO "I would have been prouder if there were a dozen (former engagements) what a shame" I LOVE HER

yunok I'm sorry ur cool and all but he had his heart set before yall met

FUCK I forgot abt the jin blood worm in yul THAT STUPID BITCH SOYI

honestly do not feel bad that she's back on the streets

these old folks & their love drama lmaooo

wow finally honestly

for real pls kill him

I fucking hate him

LIKE HE DOESNT HAVE HIS POWERS ANYMORE LEAVE HIM ALONE

crown prince...can u not be like this u were doing so well

I'm gonna miss my three musketeers together 😭😭😭

yul-i you will also find ur love don't worry bby

nothing better happen to him I will kill yall

pls tell me u don't believe his bullshit

GOWON U DUMBASS

oh god not drunk mudeok HELP HERRRR

oh fuck IT'S ACTUALLY DRUNK NAKSU JANG WOOK DO SOMETHINGGG

"I have to tell you something bc what if I die tomorrow" pls tell me we are not foreshadowing...

🥺🥺🥺

it's the beginning of the end I fear

don't tell me smth is going down at choyeon & danggu's wedding

NAUR MUDEOK

I think this is where buyeon is gonna come into the picture (like officially)

NAKSU U CANT GO AROUND AND KILL PEOPLE

jinmu I want u fucking dead I want u & ur entire bloodline WIPED OUT

OMG THE FULL CIRCLE WITH THE ARROW

I actually do not want to fucking speak

I'm so livid actually

I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 10 MINUTES SHAKING IN ANGER

BC THEY'RE NOT GONNA EXPLAIN ANYTHING IN PT 2 JUNG SOMIN ISNY COMING BACK

FUCK U SHOW MAKING ME WAIT TILL FUCKING DECEMBER

[atlasshrugd]

Hi seeing as you seem to be the only sorta active britin blog I can find lol I wanted to ask you about some of your favourite moments for them, as I'm kinda new to the fandom whatevers around lol, and would like to hear peoples thoughts on them if you don't mind answering 😊

Hey there! Sorry I am answering so late, but WOW this is a big ask because there are SO many favorite moments.

So I have narrowed it down to my Top 5:

1. Prom (obviously)

Okay this is a no-brainer. This is literally the most romantic sequence in all of television history. I still have not found something more beautiful, moving, triumphant, loving, and groundbreaking than when Brian and Justin danced to 'Save the Last Dance for Me' at prom. Obviously barring the horrific events of what followed, this scene transcended all stereotypes and barriers and allowed us as the viewers to feel pure happiness and pride as queer people. I remember seeing it for the first time at 14 and feeling so unadulteratedly happy and validated. This was a scene of two gay people unapologetically showing the world that they did not give a shit what anyone thought of them. The only thing that mattered was this thing between them; this unspoken understanding, solace, love, and pride. I still moves me to this day whenever I watch it, no matter how many times I do.

And of course we must talk about the implications of Brian's character in this scene. Throughout season 1, he has been an emotionally stunted and cold individual who does not believe in love, relationships, or trying to make other people happy. Here, in the finale, we see Brian finally putting away all his ego bullshit ("I wouldn't be caught dead in a room full of 18 year olds"), and going out of his way to make someone he cares about happy. The fact that he even showed up at Justin's prom is a direct U-turn from the moral principles he has been reinforcing all season. And by dancing to a "ridiculously romantic" corny song, waltzing, and kissing Justin in front of everyone without giving a shit — that is pride. That is one of Brian's long-accustomed walls tumbling down.

"And don't forget whose taking you home and in whose arms you're gonna be..."

2. When they make love for the first time after the bashing

Now these scenes...how do I describe the sheer profundity? After Justin's bashing at prom, Brian is left in shambles. He blames himself for everything, and it is just further proof that Brian's love always causes further destruction. Justin has lost all memory of that night at prom, and this is one of the big tragedies. Justin had promised that he'd never forget it, and that it was the best night of his life. That proof of Brian's love that he had for so long been longing to experience — has disappeared as if it never happened. Now, Justin's confidence and surety of the world has been distorted. He is no longer sure of anything, including himself and Brian. He needs reassurance and things spelled out for him.

When Brian and Justin sleep together for the first time after the bashing, it is not like all the other times they had sex. This, in fact, is the first time they make love. Justin is telling Brian that he trusts him wholeheartedly, enough to allow him in his body again after his own agency had been ripped away from him. This is where Justin absolves Brian of his guilt. He takes the blood-stained scarf off his shoulders, lets it fall to the ground. He gives Brian the forgiveness that Brian cannot offer himself.

"Like the first time?" Brian asks, because it is the anniversary of their first meeting, but at the same time—it is nothing like the first time. Now, they are not strangers. They are more acquainted with each other than they have ever sought to be; know each other in such profound depths. They are forever linked by this thing they have both experienced, but it is not just that shared trauma. It is based off deep understanding and love. They have, somehow along the way, become more each other than themselves. They know that they have become irreplaceable and inseparable parts of each other. And Brian has been holding onto that guilt for so long that it has become rooted deeply within him. SO when Justin absolves him of it, Brian allows himself to truly feel for the first time since the bashing. He gives himself to Justin, in that moment, as Justin gives himself to Brian. It is a brilliant and tender scene of trust, devotion, acceptance, and absolution. Something they both needed to soothe their troubled souls, and a new basis for their relationship.

3. When Brian helps Justin walk down the street after the bashing

Again, this is Brian showing nurturing, care, patience, compassion, and selflessness to another person. Justin trusts him enough to rely on him, and Brian doesn't take this trust lightly. These are some of the sweetest scenes of the whole show, because this is when Brian is completely focused and devoted to Justin. He wants to help him, more than anything, to get better. And he accepts and takes up this role of carer, not because he has to, or because he is obligated or forced to. But because he will do anything to ensure that Justin will be okay, and that he gets the life he deserves.

Specifically, my favorite scene is when the song 'Grand pianos crash together, when my boy walks down the street...' is playing. Justin is walking through a crowd and Brian has his arms outstretched. When they come together, they hug deeply and easily. This scene is so simple and pure, so chaste, but it shows the true essence of their relationship, beyond all the facades and bells and whistles. At the heart of it, Brian and Justin care about each other more than they care about themselves. They have established a stable foundation of trust that they can rely on. And it also perfectly encapsulates just how far Brian has come once again. He is showing such selfless care and devotion to a boy in public daylight, kissing and hugging him and not wanting to let go of his hand. Season 1 Brian would have never even considered that. This just shows how much the events of the prom changed him, and shows how his desire for responsibility of another person has matured him. He had been forced to face his inner feelings, fears, and truths. Now, they are out in the open for the first time and Brian accepts this. This alone is a huge development.

Brian is also afraid to let go of Justin. When Justin says he can walk back himself and says 'Later,' Brian repeats it apprehensively as he holds Justin's hand until he can't anymore. Then, he watches Justin go, walking through the crowds. The look on his face is wistful, a little troubled. He hasn't wanted to face just how much he enjoys Justin's presence and how much happier and content he is when Justin is with him. He hasn't wanted to face just how afraid he is to lose Justin again. Their words of 'Later' are a direct mirror of their last words on prom night, just before Justin got bashed. Brian had watched Justin walk away, too. And a second later, he was gone.

4. Pride

This is probably one of my all-time favorite scenes in television ever. I have cried each time I've seen it. There is something so pure, essential, liberating, triumphant and tender about this scene, and the song that plays (Chiquitita by ABBA) certainly shows it. Firstly, Justin accepts Brian in his entirety and doesn't expect him to change. He knows how much Brian has been devoting to Justin in his recovery, and how strange that role is for Brian. Here, he tells Brian to 'go find a stud, ask him to dance,' — because he knows how much Brian has been sacrificing for him. This alone shows Justin's maturity and inner strength. He loves Brian, so he will not try to change him or shackle him. He wants Brian to be free to choose and live the way he wants, and that is what he fell in love with.

But when Justin shows this sacrifical and detached love for him, Brian realises that there is nothing he wants to do; no one he wants to be with more — than Justin. He is aware of the myriads of choices he has. But he chooses Justin. (Technically, for the first time, perhaps aside from prom. But even at prom, he had been running from something [turning 30]. Here, he chooses Justin without pressure for the first time.)

So, he follows him outside. He ask him "Hey, stud. Wanna dance?" Justin doesn't believe him at first, because he is not used to Brian choosing him by his own volition. He cannot imaging Brian passing up getting laid, especially after being celibate for the whole day. He also feels like a burden; like Justin's recovery has been inflicted on Brian, stopping him from living his life normally. Justin loves Brian enough to let him be free, but the biggest part? Brian loves Justin enough to choose him in that freedom.

So this marks another checkpoint in their relationship. Not only is there trust, understanding, and love — there is also desire. Sure, they have always desired each other. But this desire is not the physical kind or one born out of loneliness. This is desire for the other person as a whole. This is desiring another person's company because theirs is the only company you want. This is desiring to be with someone when there are so many other options. This is real desire — the kind that originates from the heart and not the flesh.

"I promise you won't forget this one." Brian is promising Justin that this dance will be theirs, just theirs. Not to stick it to anyone, to show anyone anything, to make some kind of point, or to make somebody happy. This dance is theirs, for the reason that Brian wants Justin to have this: this moment where Brian only wants Justin, where he dances with him simply because he wants to. And he wants Justin to have this memory, to overcome all the vague blurriness of their past. He wants this dance to be the one he remembers when he questions himself. And so they dance, and they sway, and they kiss, and they press their heads together, and the lights are bright and colored on Liberty Avenue, and everywhere people are free and joyful, and there is nothing to prove, no one to run from, nothing to hide. Their arms are wrapped around each other and the sound of 'You'll be dancing once again...and the pain will end...you will have no time for grieving...' tumbles through the air and all around them. 'But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you.' Now: there is nothing to be afraid of, and everyday life is full of reasons to be alive. To be proud.

5. Their reunification

This is one of their main checkpoints. This scene is the moment they finally become equals. Justin had left Brian for the reason that Brian could not give him what he needed to be happy, which was: reassurance. After the bashing, Justin lost all sense of who he was. There was a huge gap in his memory, therefore a huge part of himself he could not claim. He had lost partial use of his dominant hand which took away the only thing that gave him solace; his drawing ability. He was no longer sure of anything and needed things spelled out for him. He needed to talk about it. 

But Brian was not willing to do that, because he himself was struggling with trauma from the incident that he did not want to face. Where his love language is in acts of service (letting Justin live with him, paying for his tuition, helping him recover) — Justin needed to hear the words. He needed verbal affirmation to prove that he wasn't crazy and just projecting his feelings onto Brian. He could no longer trust his own perception and interpretation of things whereas in the past he could read Brian's mixed signals easily without needing confirmation. This is the part Brian failed to understand. He was not willing to concede his identified notions of 'relationships' and 'love' — no matter how far he came. He had not accepted that his feelings for Justin were love, and that scared him. So he refused to compromise with Justin, believing that his actions were enough when they weren't. But all Justin needed was to be heard, and for someone to love him enough to give hime what he needed sometimes (which was, verbal and emotional affirmation).

So their relationship ended, and Justin thought he could get what he needed from Ethan, which proved to be another big lie. So at the end, Justin still cannot trust his own perception, but — he finally knows what he wants.

He comes to the realization that while Brian could not give him the words, he gave him honesty. He learned from Ethan that words without action had no meaning. So he prioritized what mattered more to him: hearing that Brian loved him? Or, knowing that Brian loved him. So he chose honesty.

And this is when they could get back together without that imbalance and insecurity.

"And you are never to play violin music in my presence again." This single line is the only thing Brian needed to say to indicate to Justin that he was hurt by Justin leaving. Brian has been putting up a front of indifference for their entire break up, only indulging in pain management in private. Justin leaving him irrefutably hurt him more than he could have ever anticipated. But he did not show it.

So, Justin smiles — a little nod of awareness — because that is all Brian needed to say. And he says, "I promise."

"And it's time...that we...grow old and so some shit..." plays in the background (Lover's Spit) as they start to undress each other, because they are now on the same playing field. They have no illusions, misunderstandings, and misinterpretations anymore. They are starting anew; a little older and a little wiser than before. Brian knows how painful it is to lose Justin. Justin knows how skewed his perception had been, because he had been so caught up in his isolation that he could not see the truth of Brian's actions.

But they both know at least one thing: that life is better together than apart.

Tbh I could go ON and write a dissertation about each of these individual scenes, but I hope this made sense and gave a little more insight on these scenes and characters. Thank you for the great question!

[xiu21chen99]

hxh headcanon/imagine.

again... still about hisoillu but about their engagement instead of illu's influenced fashion choice.

also this is more of... idk it gave reason why they chose to marry instead of uh other ways i guess??

i've seen so many fanarts where illu would break the news to the zoldycks or how killu would react to having hisoka as his brother in law- like srsly it's meme worthy at this point- and lotsa ones that showed how hisoka proposed as a joke or smtg but... I've been overthinking abt it these past few days sO i present to you how i think "the big question aka the proposal" happened... (manga spoilers??)

it's after hisoka resurrected himself obviously, and def after he killed kortopi and shalnark (so he knew there was gonna be empty slots in the spiders' lineup)

i imagine illu went back to the zoldyck estate after the whole fiasco and only heard of hisoka's "death" from rumors while he was on a mission

and then when he was idk maybe contemplating on whether or not he should visit the body(?) to pay respects or something, he gets a text message from the devil himself

their text went like this probably:

hisoka: hey~ where are you right now?♠️ (and no u can't tell me hisoka doesn't text w card suits u just can't-)

illumi: who are you and how did you get the phone you are currently using?

hisoka: ooh~ illu~ i feel betrayed, did you delete my number?♣️

illumi: hisoka is dead

hisoka: *image attached*

illumi: oh

illumi: hello hisoka, how are you still alive?

hisoka: you sound disappointed~♦️

illumi: i kind of am...

hisoka: rude, just tell me where you are♥️

...and that's how they met up?? ngl i think illu has a know-it-all syndrome where he just has to,,, k n o w everything

he's curious so he agrees to the meetup ofc

he's also surprised when he sees hisoka is in good shape when they meet (idk at a bar in an unknown city?)

they drink whiskey on the rocks because... you know...

hisoka explains how he survived and his next plan of action (which is terminate the spiders)

illumi makes a mental note of nen after death bc he's heard and seen it all before but... not to this extent,

this is gonna be,,, bland but i think this is the logic behind why hisoka chose to get married/engaged instead of just paying up front (reference to the ten dons' commission to get chrollo killed and chrollo's commission to get the ten dons killed)--

anyways here's how their conversation goes:

i: "why did you want to talk in person?"

h: "oh y'know, for old times sake."

i: "...right"

hisoka laughs, "okay so maybe i want to ask you for a favor..?"

confused, illumi asks, "why could you not have just texted if you wanted me to kill someone for you?"

h: "no, no- wait, actually, you're not too far off."

i: ~mOrE cOnfUsiOn~ "huh?"

h: "how do contracts for assassination work in your... family business?"

i: "half the promised pay before, the remaining half afterwards. should the target be eliminated by a third party, the assigned zoldyck still gets the pay and should the employer die, then the contract is terminated and the zoldyck will report back immediately."

h: "and has anyone made a contract to have themselves terminated?"

i: "i beg your pardon?"

h: "what complications will arise should your employer's target be... themselves?"

i: "i believe... i have never encountered such circumstance before. the people who hire us are those who have enough money and resource to have their enemies killed quickly. no one's tried to test the zoldyck assassination prowess."

h: "so... how will that work?"

i: "are you implying this is the reason why you have contacted me today?"

h: "yes~ ♥️" (how he said a heart emoji out loud is up to you, reader)

i: "it will be a pointless paradox. logically, the zoldyck will only get the employment bill. and i, myself, do not find pleasure in going for the kill like you lest i get my reward, so you will not get a contract out of me, hisoka."

h: "is there no leeway?"

i: "a zoldyck stands up to their word. so no."

h: "even for a friend?~ ♦️"

i: "we are not friends, hisoka-"

hisoka raises his glass of whiskey along with his eyebrow.

i: "oh..."

h: "didn't you tell dear killua that a zoldyck didn't need friends?"

i: "you... are an associate, someone reliable in the killing world. it's different."

h: "hypocrite"

i: "i ask you for favors and you make me return them. it is not like we spend our time together leisurely like killu with that island boy..."

hisoka clinks their matching glasses of whiskey even though his is already empty, a shit-eating grin on his lips.

i: "you suggested we meet here."

h: "this isn't the first time we went out to drink, right illu?"

i: "regardless!! i will not kill you just for half the money. i do not like wasting efforts on fruitless missions."

h: "as i said, is there no exception, to make sure you get my money if you were to succeed in killing me?"

i: "are you doubting my skill, hisoka?"

h: "that's not the point right now~ ♠️"

i: "wait, why do you want me to get all of your money?"

h: "haven't we just gotten over this subject? because you're my friend, of course."

i: "i... we are not friends, hisoka."

hisoka claps, "that's it! illumi!! ♣️"

i: "eh?"

h: "marry me! that way in our prenup I'll make sure you get all of my money, and even without a prenup you'll still get it since you'll be my only relative! that solves it!"

i: "hisoka, are you sure death did not took a toll on your brain? you did say you used Bungee Gum only on your heart and lungs..."

h: "i'm being serious, illumi!! and doesn't this solve your earlier conflict? we don't have to be friends, we'll be husbands!"

i: "do not use that tactic with me, you manipulative bastard. stop joking."

h: "this is purely beneficial for you, honestly i don't get why you just won't accept it."

i: "then humor me this first, why now?"

h: "dear illu, i've been to literal hell and back. i think it's time to leave my mark in case i fail to escape death again."

i: "was it that bad?"

h: "you'll love it there, illu~ ♥️"

h: "on a more serious note, though, i do plan to marry you. out of everyone i've encountered, you're the most eligible candidate. you're powerful, fully capable and extremely pretty to boot! you're the ideal husband!"

(blushing obviously, illumi downs the remaining whiskey in his glass) i: "death has changed you, hisoka."

h: "so?"

i: "fine."

h: "excellent!"

and in one fell swoop, illumi has a pin against the curve of hisoka's jugular, wrist held tightly by hisoka- a card matching against his own neck.

"not yet, dear husband." hisoka whispered into his ear, "we have to manage the papers first. and i've a request before you do."

they let each other go at the same time, not even breathing an unnecessary breath in the other's personal space (well, they're nearly pressed thigh to thigh anyways, what's the point of personal space anymore-)

"a condition rather than a request, really."

"what?" hisoka orders them refills, and downs his when it arrives.

"join the ryodan first."

glass already pressed on thin lips, illumi's confused hum resonates softly into the concave utensil. "why?"

"so things can get more interesting. i assume you know of the dark continent expedition that's soon to take place?"

"father has advised i take part on it, since kalluto told me the ryodan plans to rob some cliches who'll join the expedition- to look after him. you want me to join them?"

"yes, and i plan to board as well, don't fret."

illumi's eyes turn to slits, "how should i know you would be there? i can't take your word when you might just disappear when we've all boarded."

hisoka grins, wide then wider, "you should know by now illu, i plan to avenge my wounded pride. that damned chrollo didn't even fight me properly."

tilting his head, illumi stared at the man beside him, "is that not contradictory? i thought you did not mind your opponent using whatever means necessary to win?"

"magicians use tricks and misdirection to awe the audience," hisoka says almost thoughtlessly, "chrollo's a narcissistic hypnotist who used the audience as a damned shield because he knew he couldn't handle me face-to-face."

he groans, tinged in regret. "i shouldn't have picked heaven's arena, if i'd chosen a more discreet location then maybe the damage won't be this bad."

"damage?" illumi rests his chin on his palm, facing his husband.

hisoka swipes a hand over his face, and the glamour comes off. the picture he sent illumi now present in front of him. he was missing a nose, his left hand didn't have any finger left and dried blood chipped on his white skin. "oh."

with another swipe, everything's made correct again. hisoka was grinning again. he downs the remaining alcohol and leaves jenny bills under the emptied glass.

"come, lovely husband. we're to elope and legalize our union!"

illumi follows suit after downing his own glass, "i think there might be another loop hole, if you were to join the family. zoldycks do not kill family."

"so if i were to wed you, here and now, you'd think me more of a family than alluka?"

"alluka is not family."

"are those your words, illumi? or silva's?"

"i..."

"wow, you're really just as fucked up as i am."

"where do you plan to take me? i've just said i cannot kill family."

hisoka chuckles, "then you're the one to take my name, of course."

"preposterous!"

"who the hell still uses that word?"

"i am and will always be a zoldyck-"

"exactly. it's just legal papers, if you kill me then you'll just be a widow and even get your name back! see how everything'll work out in the end?"

"hisoka-"

"are you doubting your skill of assassination, my dearest husband?"

"... i better get the most expensive ring in this damned city."

"that's the spirit! now let's go get married!"

"wait, hisoka. what is your last name?"

later that night, when they leave a chapel, something gold glimmers on hisoka's bungee gum/texture surprise ring finger. a matching one around illumi's finger.

unlike hisoka, though, illumi had an extra red glimmer right under that gold, in the dead center of a silver band of intricately designed pattern. hisoka had foregone the traditional diamond in favor of a 16 carat ruby engagement ring, such a curious choice but illumi accepted it all the same...

(much later on, hisoka took both rings as collateral and reminded illumi that he would get them back even if he died bc it was in their damn prenup- and bc it was technically bought under illumis name and that's how hisoka assured illu that he'd be on that black whale,,, bc he had the rings and planned to give them back to him there)

"I thought a red gemstone was better suited for the rather bloody and murderous ending that our relationship will inevitably come to, wouldn't you agree?"

-Hisoka Morow whenever someone mentions his preference of proposal ring...

"I disagree with most of his ideals, our relationship has always had a fragile foundation, and I knew from the start that we'd eventually end up killing each other."

-Illumi Morow, nee Zoldyck when asked about his thoughts on his husband...

[hiddentrails7]

Chrom: Alright, we’re done decorating the Christmas tree. Stahl, would you mind putting the angel on top?

Stahl: Oh, sure *Throws Donnel on top of the tree*

Henry: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Robin: Henry, no.

Lon'qu: Mistle-FOE.

Robin: Please don’t encourage him.

Chrom: You know what they say, you have to kiss under the mistletoe.

Robin:

Robin: Chrom, that's a lettuce leaf.

Basilio, dressed as santa claus: Alright children, time for a vibe check!

Basilio: Your vibes are absolutely DISGUSTING kid. *Goes to yeet the child, Flavia and Olivia running to stop him*

Robin: Chrom, can you hang the lights?

Chrom: Why?

Robin: You know why!

Chrom: Yes, but I want to hear you say it.

Robin:

Chrom:

Robin, glaring: I’m too short.

Ricken: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Gangrel: Well, that's not a lot of inches.

Stahl: You believe me?

Lon'qu: Stahl, you're one of the few good people on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds helped you get ready this morning.

Frederick: Quick, Robin ’s coming, everyone pretend that you’re gardening. Chrom, grab that little hoe

Chrom: *Picks up Tharja*

Gaius: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Frederick: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Gaius: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Frederick: I pity your dentist.

Gaius: Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist.

Robin: I panic when people compliment me.

Robin: I never know what to say.

Frederick: Great job at practice today Robin!

Robin, panicking: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Inigo: What’s that story where they bring the monster to life and then have to destroy it?

Brady: Frankenstein?

Owain: Frosty the Snowman.

Owain: Now it’s time for some witty back-and-forth banter! You go first!

Brady: *Enraged screaming*

Owain: Okay, look, I’m not sure where to go with that.

Gaius: *Walks in the living room* hey guys, watcha watching?

Libra: Cake boss

Gaius: THERE’S A BOSS OF CAKE!?!? *Grabs a Brave sword and starts to leave*

Libra: Where you going?

Gaius: Gotta de-throne a motherfucker.

Robin: What are you, 5?!

Vaike: Yeah, 5 heads taller then you.

Robin:

Vaike:

Vaike: Please don't kill me.

Henry: *Covers Ricken's eyes from behind*

Henry: Guess who!

Henry: He’s sweet, adorable, and he’s gonna get really mad if you get it wrong.

Chrom: *Carries all of the groceries in his arms*

Robin: *Reaches out to grab a couple of groceries*

Chrom: *Switches all of the groceries to one arm to hold Robin's hand*

Robin: That’s not what I...okay.

Henry: I'M SCARED OF ELEVATORS

Henry: Buuuttt I don't wanna walk 4 floors down.

Henry: I'm gonna jump lmao

Henry: P A R K O U R

Ricken: NO WTF-

Cherche: I don't know where everyone ended up last night, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Gerome: Alive.

Cherche: And not in jail?

Gerome: *Read 7:21am*

Cherche: GEROME-

Inigo: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

Henry: He’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

Both, in unison: 🎶Santa Claus is calling you outtt!🎶

Owain: Who decided to call it 'emotional baggage' and not 'griefcase'?

Morgan: He's onto something.

Brady: *Deep sigh*

Laurent: My body is betraying me.

Gerome: No, you're exhausted.

Gerome: That happens to people when they keep throwing themselves into danger and refuse to sleep.

Laurent: Well, I highly dislike it.

Gerome: You just need to rest. Close your eyes and--

*Laurent closes his eyes*

Lucina, who just came in: Oh my god. Is he dead?

Frederick: Can I see you? Now.

Gaius, slipping on a camo jacket: You can try.

Gaius: Welcome to the Shepards! Please leave your sanity and common sense at the door.

Laurent: Won’t I need those?

Gaius: Not anymore.

Stahl, skipping stones with Lon'qu: Wow, it's such a beautiful evening.

Lon'qu, under his breath: Take that you fucking lake.

Flavia, answering her phone: Lon'qu? I’m on my way back-

Lon'qu: Aliens are attacking the house.

Flavia: What-

Lon'qu: Oh good, Basilio found the chainsaw, nevermind.

Flavia: WAIT, LON'QU, DON’T HANG UP.

Chrom: This time, we fight Grima using our superpowers.

Chrom: Our two brain cells.

Chrom: Robin. Frederick. It's your time to shine.

Donnel: Be careful marchin' today. It's ass-eating season

Stahl:

Stahl: Donny, do you know what "ass-eating season" means?

Donnel: Yeah, there's ice and snow, so it's all slippery out there. You could fall and eat ass.

Stahl: Who taught you that?

Donnel: Henry..?

Gaius, calling Miriel:

Miriel: Hello?

Gaius: I love you.

Miriel: What did you do.

[mazanica]

Even tho I love your fics I totally respect your decision as an author to discontinue them. Do you think you’ll ever reveal the endings for the ones you won’t work on anymore or will that just be a secret for u?

Oh yeah I'll reveal it, I know I always hate wondering what it was meant to be....

So here we go!

BtM:

Since these fics are all connected I'm gonna do it all in one here, but obviously Spring's group and Gold's group were gonna start bonding, obviously- there was gonna be a really fun event where both groups ended up running into each other at Lakeview Park (a park by the lake Spring lives near, in fact he lives basically within sight of the park if it wasn't for fancy rich people fence and bushes and trees) and the ice was gonna be broken between them when Spring accidentally hoses Foxy down with a water gun ("War by the Water," the game they'd mentioned a few times in the story) and Foxy's friends immediately begin laughing at him and making "wet dog" jokes. Gold's group of course set out with the intention of helping or "saving" Spring's group (of course, they're all basically kids so they're in way over their heads and later on Bon's mom even gets on to him for not going to a trusted adult like herself), but genuinely grow to care for them as people and not just victims who need help.

There were gonna be trips (school related, personal group trips etc), group projects, the big reveal to Gold that Spring is fuckin' loaded, Mangle was gonna run away from their parents finally, all the good stuff... oh. Yeah, by the way- Spring and Bon have the same father. That father who Spring loved so much, who he's blamed himself and his mom for the death of? Yeah, emotionally his father but biologically nope. Spring and Bon are half brothers. And yes, Bon's mom (Spring's doctor) actually knows.

Blu also finds out he had an older sister who died when she was ~4 or 5, and... Blu was essentially their replacement baby. He looked like her, he was named after her and when he was a kid his parents forced him to wear traditionally feminine clothes... but of course he wasn't her and his parents hated him for it. Things got worse before they got better ofc. Chii's mother finds out the truth and immediately reports her husband (she takes Chii's side, she might not be observant but she fucking loves her daughter), Foxy's parents agree to help Mangle while their parents are being investigated, Plushie ends up placed in his father's custody after Spring is found unfit to care for a kid by himself (since mom's always gone) and Spring does not cope well, Alfred's mother leaves in the dead of night leaving Alfred completely alone with his father, and Blu's mother in a drunken rage kills Blu's father and tries to kill Blu, too. All this, of course, builds on top of Spring's issues already and he blames himself for not being able to help them.

Spring almost does something irreversible but Gold shows up in time, believing he would need someone since he was all alone and everyone else was trying to deal with their own lives/issues (Mangle and Chii finally being safe and recovering from their traumas, Blu in the hospital, Alfred trapped with his father...). Of course, I'm a firm believer in angst/hurt with a happy ending, so everything turns out alright (Plushie is safely returned to 'his mom's' custody, tho really that means Spring's, after some time, Alfred escapes his father, Blu is discharged from the hospital, etc). The story was supposed to end with high school graduation and a moment of "we survived? Wow okay cool" and while Fred and Gold still go to their fancy school across the country (because they're also rich and can afford to fly back whenever they want to see their respective boyfriends whenever) Bon decides to go to a different school closer by (he had only planned to go to that one because his best friend was going, but now he feels there's a reason to stay). Mangle goes to a local college and Foxy goes to a business school, with plans to take over his mother's business one day, and Chii decides "fuck school" and opens a cafe a few towns over. Chica goes to her fancy culinary school but drops out halfway through the first semester because it's just really ultimately not what she wanted, and she starts working at Chii's cafe which is a huge hit. It's just generally a very feel-good story.

Bonus scenes I'll talk about-

Gold and Spring in his room while Plushie is out with Shafred and the triplets, Spring playing guitar and Gold singing along and watching Spring and then first kiss real cute real sweet I'm-

Mimi is pregnant! And freaking out. Has a heart-to-heart with Mangle. Mimi comes out to Spring as trans- having spent a huge part of his life, especially college time trying to fit in and force himself into a traditionally-feminine role, he finally accepts that it's not who he is. Spring immediately accepts him, and he changes his name to Shabon. By the next day all pictures with "Mimi" have been removed, and Spring has so many plans to replace them with Shabon. Shabon decides that he'll keep the kid anyway. Shabon and Shaf also have a meet-cute during this time, when Shabon goes to pick Plushie up. Like, I don't believe in love at first sight but these two have it. Plushie becomes his triplet best friends' uncle. He has mixed feelings about this.

There's a scary moment on the school's spring trip, where Blu gets too close to a cliff edge to look at something and the ground gives out. Spring catches him but ends up falling, too, and Alfred practically dives to catch them but has absolutely no leverage nor enough strength to pull two people up. Mangle is hanging onto Alfred to keep him from sliding and Chii runs to get help. Gold & Co show up to help along with the adults and everything is okay except man was it terrifying and Blu and Spring are further traumatized

Also fun stuff amongst all the angst, it is basically a teenage love story after all lol

Phantom Watchers -

OKAY SO THIS ONE I do want to continue but I plan to rewrite it and the ending would be completely different. A rewrite of this story would include plots and world building that I made after I started writing the og version, also other characters would be dropped and new characters added. Because I have plans to rewrite this, I'll talk a bit about what the og story would have been.

So the og story was supposed to take place over a period of ~3 years. The first year is the adjustment period, where they begin to learn how to survive on this foreign hostile planet and begin forming their bonds. During this first year they're still holding onto their identities ("Lacatran" "Ursian" "Vulpinian" etc), ideals/beliefs and the idea that they will eventually go home. At some point during this time they would have built their own sort-of huts in the trees similar to how Lacatrans and Ardrawns (two forest-dwelling cultures) build their homes, and stick together by planet with the exception of Red and Blu, who are the only two from their planets and have sort of adopted each other as a pseudo-brother.

Somewhere between the first and the second years, they were going to stop thinking of themselves and each other by their origin planets and, once they begin to accept that not only are they likely not going home but most of them don't even want to go home, they begin breaking a lot of established cultural norms for their own planets and forming friendships and relationships that, if they ever did go back, would not work out long term (for example, Spring and Bon's relationships with Gold and Blu, since Lacatra is in another galaxy that Ursius has no access to and Lapinia and Lacatra are on the verge of war). The second year is when friendships begin turning to something more, houses are built a little more "permanently," steps are taken to ensuring health and survival on the planet and the people who previously did not live in a survivor culture (the Avians, Earthlings, Lapinian and Vulpines) begin to settle into the more community-driven village-type life they were making. Less looking back at the past, more making way for their future. This is also the year that they would have begun to more solidly deal with the "shadow creatures" and blood moons, and would have long since figured out the cycle. They also by this point have figured out what really happened thousands of years ago on this planet and have found the Ancient Teppupian ruins beyond the village they'd found before.

During this time Blu continues having the dreams Nette (the Teppupian) shares with him but he begins to adjust to it and it's mixed in among new dreams that he's never had before.

Eventually, though, Fueller gets bored of the experiment and decides to do his own "experiment"... and reveals the real purpose behind Phantom's Eye; Fueller wants to wipe out life within the galaxy. He has a special powerful weapon that is capable of it. Upon learning this, Bonsha and Shafred defect and team up with Nette, and they bring the group with them and explain everything now. They try to stop Fueller and Blu realizes that the weapon Fueller has is something he himself designed, though it hadn't been a weapon and was 100% theoretical when he made it. Fueller successfully destroys Avia but Blu, having been the one who designed the bastardized weapon Fueller was using, knows its weakness and manages to direct Shafred to hit its weak point, which damages it greatly. Fueller then decides while it's being repaired to make a move against Lapinia, the head of the Galactic Alliance and central to (inter)galactic society.

Between the remains of Avia and Lapinia, a few weeks journey between these two planets, Blu makes a plan and it's revealed that Bonsha is actually a "Lakitan"- that is, he's half Lapinian and half Lacatran. And he's also Blu's half brother. If I had a nickel every time I've used that plot twist I'd have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice. He's also the son of General Commander Akrai Cator and while he knew about Blu, Blu didn't know about him, and the reason he was monitoring Blu was to just... keep tabs on him. When Shafred discovered the bug Bonsha saw his chance to get Blu out and took it, figuring Blu stood more chance on Ancient Teppup.

Blu only finds one plan that guarantees success before Phantom's Eye can destroy Lapinia (though Blu has no love for Lapinia or its people, this would cause major issues within the Galactic Alliance and galactic society overall) and he would definitely die to do it. He goes through the plan, has a mini-confrontation with his father (where Blu essentially disowns himself as the General Commander's son), tricks Bon into the teleporter of a ship they stole from his father's hangar so Bon would get to safety (there's a small moment here that shows the people of Lapinia aren't inherently bad, the Lapinian civilians immediately trying to stop Bon when he tries to run out of the shelter he got beamed into so he didn't get himself killed, because the planet is being attacked while waiting for the main weapon to charge up), and Blu uses his stolen ship to take out Fueller's ship and the weapon.

Of course, it's a fake-out death; Nette, who is still mentally linked with Blu, knew about Blu's plan all along and using his far more advanced Teppupian tech (the Teppupians were once the most advanced and strongest race in the two galaxies, even their ruins are far beyond what Lapinia can understand) to save Blu at the last moment, something that should have been impossible externally.

So overall it was meant to be a very bittersweet ending; the main cast all survived, Avia was gone (leaving our gals Chii and Chica with nowhere to go back to), Lapinia was severely damaged and had a lot of repairs to make (the planet itself is basically covered in a metal shell, damage to the shell could destabilize the entire planet)... Upon everyone deciding they really have nothing to go back for (Red having been declared dead near the beginning of the story due to the conditions on his planet and no way to go back because of beliefs/superstitions held by the people, Blu having disowned himself and being declared dead after the explosions everyone knew he was in, the others all a mixture of "nothing worth going back for" and "don't have a future there" etc etc (Bonsha and Shafred did not choose these people at random), and Bon knowing damn well if he chose to go back he'd have to give a lot of things up (one of which being Blu, who as a Lapinian would never be welcome on Lacatra), Nette then takes them to... New Teppup. There aren't many Teppupians left and the planet is more like a safe haven for refugees and runaways from other planets, a mixture of different cultures coexisting much like Earth, and they settle down there to make a comfortable and happy life for themselves as their own family, of sorts.

It was gonna be very dramatic and bittersweet lol. Also fun fact, it was supposed to be a trilogy; I already had two sequels planned, but the changes I've made to my rewrite means these sequels no longer work.

Division -

This story is one I would like to continue, but I intend to age the characters up so it's no longer a highschool story. How I'm gonna do this, not 100% sure but I still love this story and don't wish to give it up so, I won't expose the ending for it cuz the ending is not gonna change much. Some events and plot points that I had planned won't happen, of course, but overall the story is gonna be much the same.

Bunny Tech & Martial Hare -

I actually don't know how this was supposed to end! It was a hero AU based around technology instead of magic/physiological mutation, and Spring was a victim of experimentation as a kid and at one point became an enemy but eventually switched to Blu & Bon's side. But beyond that one plot point, I don't 100% know what the story was gonna be about other than a typical highschool heroes story. It was gonna be episodic (written in arcs/episodes with a villain-of-the-week type deal) and my friend (who was the person really writing it, I was just the one writing it down) basically was telling me as we went, but as I said in the other post she and I are no longer on speaking terms so I can't even ask her what the plan ultimately was.

One Stormy Night -

See Division! I also have some things I want to rework, but overall it's gonna stay mostly the same. Like, I don't think there are any major plot points I'll change, but the vamps' ages when they were turned will be upped a bit to early/mid twenties. Sorry, not revealing what was up with Arden or what really happened to the vamps ;)

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If you read all that, thank you <3 I'm really touched that you enjoyed my fics that much and I am so sorry I won't be continuing a good chunk of them, and the ones I will be continuing are going to be severely changed. But I hope this satisfies at least some of your curiosity!

Thank you for sticking with me so long, I really appreciate it <3

[saintobio]

SOPHIA IS A FUCKING SNAKE....... FUCKING WOW!!!

I literally cannot fucking believe this........ the fucking letters.... honestly thinking about how they would be on and off and get into fights a lot, because her feelings were not genuine, they were not compatible, thats how im seeing it. She literally claimed those letters as her own and made Suna fall in love with her OVER HER LIES..... now i can say i want her DEAD without feeling bad

My brain is melting i cannot do this. And suna feeling some type of way over y/n dating.......... methinks maybe......... honestly idk what i think i wanna fight the air right now!

Great chapter tho! That shit hurted :)

Anonymous said

Ate, I'm (not) sorry but I acc hate Sophia now 🙂 she played dirty to get Suna... their relationship is built on a whole damn lie, he fell for the words of the letter = all y/n's words, no wonder they're on and off 🤷🏻‍♀️ the feelings expressed in the letter weren't from Sophia, they were from y/n, everyone can play nice with miss Sophia here but that was all the confirmation I needed to decide if I like her or not 😒 man I wish I was there to back y/n up, at least give her a friend friend who wouldn't side with Sophia 😔

Anonymous said

omg I was really giving Sophia the benefit of the doubt because we didn’t know we didn’t know her character enough to judge her really but now?OFFF WITH HER HEAD! That motherf**king snaaaaakeeeeeeee. ugh I want the mc to tell him and see his reactionnnnn he’d probably be mad asf and not talk to us anymore 😭🤚🏼

love the rants !! i wonder what the reaction would have been if sophia turned out to be rly nice? i mean she is nice but only the fact that she stole the letters is what has u guys fuming :)))

[keroujack]

I'm such a huge fan of you're cold (and i burn). Seriously, it's absolutely my favorite fic I've ever read. I was wondering if you could expand a little bit on where Billy would go when he wasn't with Steve, or was he kind of ~around all the time? I just saw your ask about how Billy could still see Steve after the ash tray broke and that broke my heart, wow. Also, what was the reunion with Max like if you don't mind me asking?? Ugh. Such an amazing fic. It is still on my mind. Thank you. ❤️

maN that is unbelievably nice of you to say and it made my whole day to know you like it that much so just. thank u sm 🥰❤️

and ok those are fantastic questions

as far as where billy goes,

i’m not sure what i’d call it, like i’m not sure if i’d call it like a ‘purgatory’ or a ‘middleground’, but in my head it looks like the void. like that big, black, empty room and in it is just like, a few things that give away that he’s stuck in Starcourt, the bit of flooring he can stand/sit on is the same, there’s a little bit of neon, faint outlines of pillars and some storefronts

but beyond all that is just. nothing. it’s empty. he’s stuck, yk? just waiting. and he has to go back there every day because he’s tethered to it, that place, just like he’s tethered to the ashtray

so it’s like he’s got this split existence and he has to wander back and forth between the two

and for MAX. oh man. this is gonna get long because i have THOUGHTS, so here they are under the cut

i see steve bringing her over to the house a day or two after billy gets back

and steve, he doesn’t really know what to do here, doesn’t know if he should warn her, if he should just bring her into the house and let her see for herself, but he fights with himself all the way from her house to his

ends up hesitating, settles on something like, “this is gonna seem crazy and i promise it’s real but just. follow me, okay? and don’t freak out”

and max gives him this look like he’s crazy and goes all, “okay, steve. whatever you say,” and kind of rolls her eyes before she follows him into the house and through the foyer and into the kitchen (because if billy’s been anything since he’s been back, it’s starving) and steve knows the second she sees him because she stops

just goes totally, totally still. her eyes go wide. her mouth drops open

and billy stops what he’s doing, goes a sorta stiff and throws her a tiny little smile even though his shoulders are tense, laughs a little cause this is kinda awkward and the silence is kinda awkward and he says, “hey shithead” like he hasn’t been dead for seven months

and she doesn’t move. she’s frozen. stays frozen

when she finally looks up at steve, her eyes are wet and she’s just looking at him and she’s not saying anything, but he knows she’s trying to ask if this is real, if billy’s really here

so steve smiles, and nods

and her face crumbles and she runs and hugs billy so hard he’s gotta pick her up to help soften the blow

and she’s crying (like. really crying) and billy’s crying (even though he’s trying to hide it, steve can still hear him sniffling) and max is babbling

just all “i can’t believe you” and “i hate you so much” and “god you’re such a shithead for dying, why did you do that, you’re always such a shithead”

and billy laughs again, less nervous, more just this wet, surprised sound that falls out of his mouth and he says, “i know” because he does. he really does. he knows

and that makes her laugh. and pretty soon steve can’t really hold back a laugh anymore because this is just. it’s a lot. and he’s just happy to see billy happy, and to see max happy

and when billy puts her down after a long couple seconds, he reaches out and tugs on a piece of hair near her face, easy, teasing, makes her pinch him in the side where she’s still got her arms wrapped around him, doesn’t seem to wanna let go of him

(steve gets that)

and she says, “don’t do that again, alright?” and she could be talking about him pulling her hair, but they know she’s not

and billy nods. his eyes flash up towards steve for half a second, but he brings them back down so that he’s looking her right in the eyes when he says, “i won’t”

and she doesn’t ask them right away how the hell this is happened and what the hell is going on (she does ask, later, when she stays for dinner) but for now she just hugs him

and steve’s not sure he’s seen either of them look so fuckin’ bright near each other before, but it’s nice

it’s different

he really likes different

[gg-astrology]

Hello! You're doing such a great job with the sun-moon post!! If you have the time, can you talk about Taurus Ascendant - Saturn decan? I'm a whole ass Cap and Saturn dom and I realized that even my rising is at 29 degrees which is Taurus-Cap decan. I'm like the walking dead :p

Hey there!! 💗💗 Aaaah thank u so much!! ;; I’m so sorry it took me so long to get to this ask sdkfjnskjnkns but I’m finally here! 💗

[Below Cut:  Taurus Ascendant -  Different Decans 😇 ] 

Taurus ASC -Taurus/Venus decan (0′-9′):   

They Are Beautiful But Do They Know :(((

Do They Know How Pretty And Charming They Are????

Youthfulness and Innocence like

Even when you’re NOT like that (bc u are Wise) you make others want to be Near you or With you or Around you

Attract People to you without realizing, you are the Prettiest Flower and People jus wanna Bzz Bzz be near you

Already....Taurus ASC are cynical of this description bc they put themselves down/trust their senses. Yet they fail to realize that they are oblivious/dense motherfuckers who tend to ignore feelings/awareness anyways.

Pretty eye smiles especially when you laugh?? Or jus doing nothing at all?? You have a little flick at the end of your eye like a fold that just

Endears people to you oooof

When you beam/laugh other people’s heart Will Burst 💞💞💞💞 

You are so chill with most things, but when you have likes-dislikes, they are Very Strongly Opinionated On It. 

Never,,,, want to lose. If you Set your goals on a Battle you Will Win It 

Literally, sometimes u are so petty did you realize?? It’s not about whether you’re right or wrong it’s a matter of Principality That You Win Bc You Put in Effort to Win This. 

Will Physically Stop people from Fighting but WOW when YOU start fighting....

Luckily you TRY not to fight people so much, even tho sometimes you can be bratty and playful 

Your voice like wind-chimes but we’re not gonna talk about that bc you don’t believe any of my good complimentary descriptions of u and im not wasting them on u anymore :((((

They are Authentic and if they commit, they Commit Fully. 

Will Remember the Smallest Stuff about Others (Good Memory) Bec You’re Secretly Romantic (Hopelessly so) and You’re Needy 

It makes you Satisfied (emotionally) to see people happy and content and fulfilled??? 

If your little effort and bring that much joy/happiness to others then you Will Do It 

Can possibly be partially shy and timid too ok ;;

But Will Get Competitive About Compliments/Being Nice to People  

Taurus ASC - Virgo/Mercury decan (10′-19′): 

Once again, they Will Remember You 

Good Memory to the point where it becomes like-- both sharp and scary

In this case (Taurus/Virgo) it’s more ominous… They Will Remember Your Face. 

Remember That. 

Don’t test them. 

They Will Remember.

They Know.

💀🔪💀🔪💀🔪💀🔪💀🔪💀🔪💀🔪

Jokes aside, yeah no they Do have good memories no lie

Will remember embarrassing things about others from 8 years ago and mention it at a festive gathering

‘Hey remember when you embarrassed yourself but it was so endearingly cute to me I jus want you to know that’

Tradition Upholder, Wants to Compliment people but also like??? Please?? Consider my Feelings????

A GIVER

And by that I mean they will give you advice and nurture/care even when you Don’t Want It

They jus... Want to Show you Their love/support y know??

Please accept 💀🔪 because they’re quite stiff/awkward sometimes as well skdnkn

If you’re suffering from a hangover, mayhaps they will help you (take care of you) 

Or they may just come lie on your bed and watch you suffer and crack jokes LMAO 

Has Wisdom to Embark Upon You Always?? Cares about you and notice when you’re uncomfortable with something??

Will Shut That Shit Down Quick (Subtlety) because they Know you’re uncomfortable 

One of Your Best Writer/Speaker Friend Honestly,, if they aren’t shy/timid enough to show you their works 💀

They Will Weave Things Together that are Just Magical

So Natural…. If you Stink They Will Not Touch You

Sensitive,,, like Actually More sensitive than you realize

They might not Always show it but they are :((( Inside they are,,, softer than this

They jus have this Front,,, of being dependable and serene and a lil idk awkward ig

Take care of you through words….or like, secretly

Mayhaps they are the Best Shoulders To Cry On

(Don’t leave snot on them tho)

Your Environment is important like

No Sweat 🚫🚫🚫🚫 No Snot 🚫🚫🚫 No fluids on you at all times!! 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

Has to be the nicest smelling person in the room otherwise They Will Die

Also!! Mayhaps they prefer to be Clean and Natural. 

Organically Grown Taurus ASC 💀

Taurus-Capricorn/Saturn decan (20′-29′):

Best Pep Talk You’ll Ever Get

Will Get You Into Gear Without being Mean About It

They May be Blunt but They Mean Well

Is your Strength….if you Can’t Hold yourself Up

Imagine your Dad But Better

Or maybe your Coach??

Either way

They Will Always Be There For you

They Will Protect you

And They will Get You Your Enemy’s Head (jk jk)

Doesn’t Like People Telling Them What To Do/What To Change Though

They Like Their Autonomy and Will Fight You!!!! 

Imagine Aquarius But Less…. Them.

Aquarius Are Capricorn Side-Reels Anyways 💀💀💀

Basically….They Will Want To Be Free Sometimes

Gotta Let Them Have Their Own Independence

They Will Probably Volunteer To Help With Children/Elderly/Pets tbh

(Is Actually Kinda Wonky)

Your Funny Friend

But Also Serious >:(((( Friend

Will Ask you how your life is going, how you’re doing

Deep Talks Instigator

Doesn’t know sometimes,,,, how to Not Care

They Will Always Look Out for you and Sometimes

Stress out About You (lmao)

Taurus/Capricorn cares about people so much they Burden themselves with Other people’s problems

And then others are like ‘ok go lie down ure an Elder now’ and they will Role Play that Role

Honestly,,,, so fast at role-playing???

Idk what is up with that but ok

Quick Wit like,,,, if you start a break up scene with them they Will Continue

Don’t worry they May Seem Serious but They’re Also Not Serious

Funsies people

Sometimes,, they Will Snark in Public but is So Sneaky No One Catches it

If you see the Gold Mine in That you are Lucky and they’ll Trust you

It’s a bond of camaraderie

And they appreciate you liking their humour 

I Hope this is good!! ;; 💗 I’m kinda wonky on pain meds BUT this was fun to do!! 💗💗 I hope it’s helpful to you!! 💗

[allforthecourtt]

rereading aftg with my dumbass opinions pt. 2 (tfc chapters 6-10)

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3

look guys! its the highly unanticipated continuation of my reread of aftg!

chapter 6 (aka. meet this MESS of a team)

“My mother's family is French." It was a lie that probably had his British mother rolling over in her sandy grave.”

neil really never misses an opportunity to remind readers that he fucking buried his mom on the beach huh?

“A liar who practices occasional honesty. Clever. Keeps people guessing. Very effective. I would know. I do it myself, you see. Come on, then. After you.”

have i mentioned how entertaining high andrew is? because he’s funny as hell

also rereading these are fun because Nora is incredible at foreshadowing just sayin

“Neil automatically reached for his seatbelt, but one of the brothers was sitting on it.”

how neil would be in the back of the cousins’ car if they let him:

“You?" Neil said. "You can't." Andrew's smile curved wider. "Ohhh, that sounds like a challenge. Mother may I?" "Your mother's dead. I don't think she cares what you do.”

HO HO HOLY SHIT NEIL

“Starting a fight was too out of character for who he portrayed "Neil” to be, though.”

“Consider this your official invite, you suicidal wretch. I'm bringing you to Columbia with us this Friday.”

awe suicidal wretch... glad they’re starting those pet names early

“I don't drink or dance," Neil said.

andrew: i kno u can

“Kevin doesn't dance anymore”

anymore? ANYMORE??? release the cursed events that led to him not dancing anymore Nora im begging you

“Are you bleeding anywhere?" Matt asked. "Nowhere vital," Neil said.

gskjgnsak god i stan this little asshole so much

“She said it gently, with the hint of a smile on her face, but Neil still felt the rebuke. It was subtler but somehow deadlier”

have i mentioned how gay i am for renee? because im very gay for renee

“Allison looked ready for a photo shoot with perfect platinum curls, spiked heels, and a skintight dress.”

im also gay for allison ngl

“I can move if you want to sit here," Neil said. "No, this is fine." She smiled, but it had a smug edge to it, probably because Seth was glaring at them like he could kill them with willpower alone. ”

lol remember how neil doesn’t think he’s attractive and yet in 0.1 seconds after meeting him allison is like “yes this idiot is hot enough to piss off the other idiot im dating”

“Personal favorite was when someone told the police we were running a meth lab out of the dorm," Dan said sourly. "Police raids are awesome.”

no offence dan but that’s fucking hilarious omg

that’s kind of like the time my residence floor had to get evacuated bc some kids hotboxed their dorm room

god i love uni

“The death threats were creative, though," Nicky said. "Maybe this time they'll follow through and actually kill one of us. Let's vote. I nominate Seth.”

pfffffttttt i love Nicky omg

also hahahahahah foreshadowing!

“It'll be fine," Andrew said. "I promised, didn't I? Don't you believe me?" It took a while, but at last Kevin visibly relaxed. ”

again this is why i thought they were fucking for like the better part of the first two books

“The dead look Kevin turned on Andrew today was the same look Neil saw in his reflection. When Neil stopped acting, when he stopped worrying about who was watching, when he let go of the lies that kept him alive, that was the only expression he could make.”

it’s fine i didnt need a heart anyways

this kid is 18 hes A BABY

the first time i read this i was 18 too and like jfc i was a BABY at 18 and so i neil

“One of us has to make it, Mom." It wasn't going to be Neil. It was obvious he was too stupid to survive without his mother if he let himself get into messes like this. But maybe Kevin could do it.”

sorry let me just wipe my TEARS off my fucking laptop neil honey what the fuck

“He felt distant as he watched them walk in. Maybe he was already dying, his stupid soul fading from his short body in preparation for a brutal end.”

neil we get it you have depression (me too bitch u aint special)

“Fuck running," Seth said.

now that’s a whole ass mood

“he didn't know how Renee could smile so warmly when she was speaking to Andrew.”

haha bitch just wait

“when he slept, he dreamed of his father waiting for him on the Foxhole Court.”

remember how at the end of the series his father is waiting on the court but neil wins??? god we love good storytelling

this is such a fucking wild chapter

could you imagine? coming back from the summer and your first introduction to this amateur from arizona is this neil josten level of sass? because i’d probably kill him

first years are bad enough but first years who dont care about other people’s opinions? the fucking worst

chapter 7 (aka. neil does NOT have a fun night out)

“It seemed Allison and Seth didn't believe in middle ground: either they were slinging vile insults at each other or they were making out in the locker room regardless of whoever might be around.”

that’s just how the straights are

“It reminded Neil a little of Allison and Seth, except without the desperate sexual undertones.”

i’ll just leave this gem of a line here

“His teammates held so little regard for him he didn't even have the dubious honor of being dead last.”

neil shading himself is actually hilarious how relatable

“Neil watched him do it, trying to remember the last time someone gave him a gift and coming up blank. That his first one should be from Andrew was unsettling.”

i actually love the fact that andrew bought him clothes so early on like andrew your gay is showing

“Neil debated how much damage the thick heels of his new boots would do against Andrew's face and liked what his mind came up with.”

i thank god everyday that these books are neil’s pov

“Andrew gave Neil another slow once-over and let go. "We're going.”

^andrew seeing neil w/o contacts (aka. the ‘i can’t think straight’ vine)

“Most of the men wore leather, half the women had corsets, and a good number of both genders were covered in buckles and chains.”

this... is a... gay bar

“Andrew saluted the bouncers on his way by and led the way into the club, bypassing the line entirely.”

i always forget the drinking age in the us is 21 but like this bar really dont care about their liquor license AT ALL lmao

“You think Kevin would risk his future over a night out at the club?" "What future?" Neil asked.”

WOW NEIL WAY TO BE A BITCH

“Neil hadn't seen Aaron get up, but he was waiting behind Neil when Andrew let go. Neil reached for Andrew with lethal intent, but Aaron grabbed the back of his chair and pulled hard enough to topple it over.”

why are the twins literally this gif:

real talk nicky kissing neil like that is horrible and really reflects poorly on nicky as a character

andrew for this entire chapter:

chapter 8 (aka. a hitchhiker’s guide to lying about your identity)

“I don't know how your conversation with Andrew went, but it didn't end well. Rumor has it you paid a busboy a hundred bucks to knock you out. Way to cut our night short.”

this is probably my favourite thing neil does in the entire series ngl

“Wymack grabbed his elbow and hauled him inside. He slowed just long enough to slam the door behind Neil. "Are you stupid or just crazy? Do you have any idea what could have happened to you between here and there? What were you thinking?”

Why does Wymack literally sound like my father?

foxes: daddy?

wymack: DO I LOOK LIKE

follow up:

kevin: daddy?

wymack: uh yeah

“I don't know what the beef is between you two, but it ends here and now.”

Wymack @ neil: tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef that your a vegetarian and your not fucking scared of him

“Then correct me." "Give me a reason." "Besides the obvious?" Andrew said. "If I can't get an answer from you, I'll get it wherever I can.”

andrew:

“I'm—" Neil didn't want to say it, but the word was already there, broken and pathetic between them, "—nothing. I'll always have and be nothing.”

“He wondered for a moment if Andrew could handle the entire truth so calmly, but that was too dangerous and stupid to consider.”

“Hope was a dangerous, disquieting thing, but he thought perhaps he liked it.”

this is such a good fucking line like i am shooketh

chapter 9 (aka. neil is, like, really horny for exy)

“Are you stupid?" Seth asked. "Yeah," Neil said.”

what a fuckin MOOD

“Neil had almost forgotten why he liked Exy so much. He did his best at practices but these days he worked mostly to keep his teammates off his back. As Neil surveyed Kevin's damage, he finally felt inspired again. On its heels was a hungry, desperate rush.”

“Seth made as if to throw his beer at Neil. "His life is not more important than mine just because he's more talented.”

sometimes i really wish seth was actually given a chance to have some character development

“ "Maybe you're not as stupid as I thought." "Maybe I am," Neil said”

another big fucking MOOD

chapter 10 (aka. shocking: university is hard :/ )

“It's fun telling Kevin no," Andrew said with a wicked grin.”

why is andrew like this omg

betsy probably was like just looking for a chill job and was like “oh cool uni students? ill have to deal with like a lot of anxiety, sexual tension, depression and like confusion about the future, not to bad” but NOPE welcome to the fucking MAFIA WARS

“That wasn't so bad, was it? Andrew was convinced it would be a disaster. He put money on you hating Betsy." "Did you bet against him?" "Yes," Renee said. "It was a private bet between the two of us.”

“I hope you didn't lose much," Neil said.”

god why is he such an asshole at every opportunity i love him

“I can take care of myself," Neil said. "Watch me beam with pride.”

wymack is the best father in the world and you cant convince me otherwise

“There was one for every fall team with schedules printed on each. Neil kept the Exy one, tossed the rest into the trash, and buried his magnet deep in his pocket where he didn't have to look at the dates.”

neil “i only care about exy” josten strikes again with his great school spirit

“Palmetto State was facing Edgar Allan on Friday, October 13th”

that’s such a cliche and i love it

“He detoured around students toward one of Palmetto State's three dining halls. Two were for the general student body. The third was for athletes only”

lmao my school literally has one dining hall and it couldnt give less of a fuck what type of student they’re selling food too as long as they’ll pay $15 for chicken fingers

what kind of money does palmetto state fuckin have

like i get us tuition is a lot but jesus so’s mine and my school couldn’t be less fucked

“It was only the first day of school and he already had three assignments: a short paper, a fifty-page chapter to read, and a page of questions about said chapter. Neil debated for a minute as to which one sounded least painful. Five minutes later he was still uninspired, so he put his head down on his desk.”

1. MOOD

2. first years are so cute thinking that’s a lot of assignments i remember in first year being like “i have to read 40 pages thats so unfair :(” and now i’m like “ah sick only 200 pgs of readings this week? im gonna have so much free time!”

upper year history sucks ngl

“I'm fine," Neil said.”

neil knows exactly two (2) words and those are it

“You say that an awful lot," Matt said. "I'm starting to think you don't know what it means.”

overall thoughts:

the plot is pickinnnng upppp

i kind of forget how much world building happens in the first book but like its good

also i love neil literally hating everyone its so funny bc like bby these going to be your best friends just wait

anyways that’s all for now

part 3 will be the rest of tfc and then we’ll move onto trk if you guys still want more of this? let me know

love u all bye

[livelovelaug-h]

Crazy? Not anymore

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Request: Can u do a Dean x reader where they dated as kids in school and he sees her again in danger & could u do something like he lied to her before when they were teens and made her believe she was crazy.

Warnings - implied smut. Injures. There's fluff and angst!

A/n: This is for an anonymous who requested this. here we go ! Hope yoou like it ! Probs spelling mistakes. Sorry it took me longer than I thought.

Sometimes life has a funny way of changing your plans. You never believed in ghosts and then you did but people always said you were crazy, even your bf. If someone would have told you that you would have became a hunter, you would have said they were crazy. But here you are, fighting monsters for about 3 years. Crazy is everywhere.

Flashback

You moved into a new house which wasn't bad but it was odd that people never stayed longer than a year. You felt cold spots and smelled some weird stuff. You told your parents and they said they didn't know what you were talking about. You just ignore the feelings. You started your new school and after 3 weeks a new kid came whose name was Dean Winchester.

He was masculine, super hot, tall. His features were amazing, defined nose, nice ass eyes a perfect small face. Even his voice was amazing. He was actually very nice to you and you guys got pretty close. He said he was probably going to leave in a month or two and he did. It would have been the saddest day ever if you guys were talking at the time but you weren't.

You told him about your new house and then you thought you seen something moving but he said that there's no way, ghost weren't real.

Later one night you came home and Dean was there with his dad. You were confused.

End of flashback

You had to focus for this case. It was a vampire nest. You figured you took out one before why not now?? Your were a great ass hunter, you even dated one awhile ago and learned from him.

You were peaking into the little shack it was quiet out until you heard crunching behind you. You whipped around quickly and hit whatever was there. It had its fangs out and was very angry. He stood up quickly and pushed you into the side of the shack.

"ouch."

"put up a real fight." The room was spinning around and around. when you could finally see straight again there were 3 vampires standing in front of you.

"let's see how well you can do." One said and charged at you. You dodged out of the way and he ran into the shack you ran over and chopped his head off. One down two to go. Easy.

The best two came at you at the same time.

You hit the one in the nuts and he just let go for a minute, giving you enough time to head butt the other one pushing him away. You ran the opposite way giving yourself time to duck down and make the one trip over your body. You kicked him and chopped his head off. Two down one to go. Semi easy.

The next one jumper right onto your back. You tried to bite his finger but he didn't care, he bite your neck a little so you flipped him off. He grabbed your ankle, your face landing down first, dropping the weapon 5 feet away. "How do you like this?" He grabbed your face and Smash. smash. Smash you went into thr ground. Blood starting coming down your nose and forehead. He flipped you over and punched your face. You kicked him down trying to get up but he was quicker to the weapon. He grabbed it and stepped on your hand, hard. He kicked you right in the lungs, you started wheezing even more now. Not easy. Hard.

Another vampire was walking over and they starting throwing your body. I guess they like to play with their food. Great and now the one dropped you like you weren't already bleeding enough. They both crouch down to bite you when you lightly heard a "hey!"

"get away from her."

"what's it to you?"

"nothing now move."

"ouu guns you know that doesn't kill us."

"we know."

"but it helps. "

You knew that voice from something or maybe you didn't. You looked over and seen a bright white light, that faded out and there was a guy there. "Good job Cas."

You heard foot steps coming towards you. "Hey are you alright?" You couldnt answer "she passed out and bleeding real bad Cas can you heal her?."

"I think so." He puts his hands on your head and heals you.

You don't remember anything because you blacked out. Well apparently because now your awake In some room and you didn't feel any pain.

"she's awake Dean."

'Dean ??' well there could be a million Dean's in the world so.

"hey how are feeling sweetheart?"

"Dean Winchester??"

He looked a little Leery. "do i know you?"

"we used to go to school together. It's me y/n."

"oh yeah. I remember you. Wow you hunt now?"

You got a little angry Remembering some of the words he said to you before he left.

"yeah because I'm not crazy and apparently you aren't either." You got up to walk away but he stopped you.

"uh.. yeah about that..... Cas do you mind giving us a minute." That must be the angel you've heard about and the one that healed you.

"yeah sure." he just stood there so Dean gave him a look.

"oh uh yeah my bad." He said leaving the room.

"any explaining you'd like to do?"

"feisty just like I remember."

"haa ha good one." You said with a straight face.

"okay look, you know now that this life is crazy and it doesn't let people stay together long. So I didn't tell you because I was trying to keep you safe. "

"so instead you Make me seem crazy and hurt my feelings??"

"it's better than having you dead."

"so you just get a new girlfriend also. Yeah not a jerk move at all."

~

Flashback

You didn't get a chance to ask Dean why he was there but you figured you could the next day at school.

The next day you didn't see Dean but after 3 days he was back. It was Weird because you didn't feel any cold spots in your house anymore or didn't have a strange feeling.

"hey, what's up Dean."

"nothing much."

"where have you been."

"been at work with my dad."

"what does he do, you never told me."

"it's just nothing interesting that's why" he fake laughs.

"it doesn't matter you never tell me it's stuff friends and boyfriend's talk about."

"Maybe because you don't need to know. And you don't see ghost. Your crazy. There are no such thing as hunters either. Just forget it."

"wow okay then. Your such a great boyfriend." You were about to cry you got up and walked away from him.

The next day at school he was kissing some new girl

End of flashback

"did I really mean nothing to you?" You sat down in the bed.

"you did mean something I swear I just. . . I just I had to make you not like me anymore."

"you could have done it a better way."

"i know and I'm sorry I was young and didn't know any better."

"I hated you for so long."

"I deserve that." He half smiled and sat down next to you. "you look good." He said and you blushed.

"thank you so do you. You aged well" You blushed more now that you realized he was so close and so hot.

"touche. How did you get into this life.?"

"that's a long story ."

"I have time. Wanna go grab something to eat? Just us two? "

"sure I'm down." After you guys were done at the diner you went back to the hotel. You and him reconnected perfectly, you joked and laughed and talked for over two hours.

He opened the hotel door for you.

He handed you a beer and sat next to you in the bed again.

"I'm so glad I ran into you again. your so beautiful." He put his hand on your cheek and leaned in & kissed you. It was amazing something you never would have thought would have happened again. His lips were super soft and the kiss started getting rough. His tongue was inside your mouth sliding all over the inside of your mouth. You lightly moaned.

The guy named Cas came in.

"woah dude."

"sorry I didn't know she was still here."

"yeah I am." You rubbed you face.

"thanks for healing me by the way."

"your welcome."

"do you mind cas?"

"no I don't mind." He says and doesn't leave or anything again.

"oh you mean your going to have intercourse."

"woow Cas dude." You burst out laugh, because of how awkward Dean gets.

"good night." He says and vanishes.

"sorry he's uh, not good with uh other people. "

"it's fine. It's kinda funny" you say still laughing. "Maybe even sexier"

"oh yeah?" He says getting closer to your face and kisses your neck leaving a trail of .

"but your sexier." He smashes his lips on yours and lays you down letting the fun take it's course.

[sunnyie-eve]

Seven | I Want To

Series: Complicated | The Amazing Spider Man

Word count: 1317

[ Angst ]

PREVIOUS

After running away from Peter I go get my stuff then should tell Gwen thank you for inviting me. As I walk back to the roof I see Peter and her kissing. My heart broke right there so I ran out to go home. I slip that I was in love with him, he kisses me then kisses Gwen. She knew my feelings for him and kissed him. Maybe I was met to be alone, my parents left, my aunt is never around, my best friend has been ditching me, and now my cousin betrays me.

When I get home I see a picture of Peter and me and I just rip it pissed off. As I lay in bed listening to my radio I see my door open to show Peter. "Get out." I tell him.

"I have something to tell you." He sighs.

"If it's about you kissing Gwen after me telling you how I felt about you then you kissing... You can just go home and give me space." I sit up.

"You saw?" He panics.

"I did then ran off... now get out of my house." I cry.

"Maddie." I throw a book at him and he catches it.

"Get out!" I scream at him so he leaves. I curl up into a ball crying till I hear knocking at my window. "I said leave Peter."

"Whose Peter?" I look at my window and see Spider-Man.

"I don't need saving so you can leave too." I get up to close my window but he doesn't let me. "Dude, I don't have time for this." I tell him but he climbs into my room.

"Did this Peter make you cry?" He asks cupping my face.

"Yes, and I don't know you so please don't." I remove his hand.

"Sorry." He apologizes.

"Why are you here?" I ask him sitting on my bed.

"Wanted to see how you are doing after last night." He sits on my floor.

"Good. Pretty sure I'm the only one who sees you as a hero." I laugh.

"I don't think you're that special anymore. I just saved some people on the bridge from a giant lizard." He jumps onto my ceiling sitting on it.

"If your feet are dirty you better get down." I tell him so he does. "I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees you as the hero you are." I smile at him.

"Thank you. Since you were the first to call me a hero... You shall always be special to me."

I laugh at him, "I'm not special." I let him know.

"You are to me." He shoots me with his web pulling me closer to him. "Can I kiss you?" He asks.

"I don't even know you." I laugh at him.

"But you do." He turns off my light and I see him pull up his mask some before leaning into kiss me. As he pulls his mask down he goes to my window swinging away.

/-/

"Maddie." Peter rushes after her as she passes him in the hall. To ignore him she goes into the girls bathroom making him huff.

"To my knowledge, your bathroom is that way." Gwen walks up to him. "I'll talk to her for you." Gwen goes into the bathroom.

"That's not a good idea!" Peter shouts but she was already in.

"Maddie." Gwen walks up to her.

"Please don't Maddie me. You kissed him." Madeline starts to cry.

"You came back... Madeline, it's not like that. I didn't kiss him back." Gwen grabs her hand.

"And that's supposed to make me full 100% better? He still kissed you after knowing how I felt about him and kissing me." Madeline laughs.

"You need to let him explain everything to you. Why he kissed me, and his secret."

"He told YOU his secret!" Madeline shouts at her. "I guess you aren't going to tell me it. Wow, you guys are just great." Madeline walks out of the bathroom right into Peter. "I can't believe you, Peter Parker!" She shoves him back making people look at them. "You lied, you broke a promise, you kiss my cousin after kissing me, and you tell her your secret over your best friend. I hate you." Madeline looks him dead in the eyes.

"You don't hate me." Peter whispers to her.

"I want to. I really want to." Madeline heads towards the front doors to skip the rest of the day.

"I have to tell her soon don't I?" Peter sighs as Gwen comes up next to him.

"If you don't you're gonna lose her. And I think her losing one more person in her life isn't going to be hard for her." Gwen sighs too.

"You should try making up with her too." Peter looks at Gwen.

"I will after school but you need to do it tonight. Also how did this happen to you." Gwen whispers to him.

"Oh, I brought it to show you. Let's go outside from everyone." They both walk to the bleaches outside. "Here it is." Peter gives her the spider in a tube.

"It's beautiful." Gwen says making Peter laugh.

"Maddie won't say that because they creep her out at times." Gwen laughs too.

"Well her best friend is basically a spider now." Gwen jokes.

"Well at the moment she wants to hate me so I don't think I'm exactly her best friend at the moment." Peter gets upset. "You don't believe what the police are saying, do you?" Peter changes the topic.

"Of course not but you gonna lay low." Gwen tells him worried about him.

"I can't do that. Last night those people on the bridge. Whatever was attacking them would have killed then. So I gotta go after it." Peter explains to her.

"That's not your job." Gwen tells him.

"Maybe it is. Plus Maddie sees me as a hero so I gonna be a hero. I promise I will talk to her tonight." Peter stands up.

"Peter, keep that promise." Gwen tells him as he walks away.

-

"Madeline, I know you are home! Let me in!" Gwen keeps knocking on the front door. "Please, can we talk?" I huff opening the door. "I get it. You're sorry an-," She cuts me off.

"Let me speak will you! You are going to sit down and you are going to let me say what I have to say. You are not going to cut in or interrupt me." Gwen points her finger at me as she pushes me to sit on the couch. "I told him to go out there and make up with you, but he's a guy so he just made it worse. He only told me the secret because I caught something he let slip. I told him to tell you the truth but I won't do it because it's not my place. I can say that he doesn't want you to know because it will only make you worry about him more. He promised me he will tell you tonight." Gwen tells me.

"Maybe he'll keep his promise to you." I huff.

"He only kissed me to see if he felt anything with me like he felt with you. And he didn't because he has feelings for you, Maddie. I understand you are upset with me because I can't tell you and that he kissed me but I don't like him that way. I want you both to get together. I know we just found we're family but we still are and I won't do that to you." Gwen sits next to me.

"I forgive you." I look at her.

"Are you gonna forgive him?" She asks me.

"Yes, but I don't want to so fast because he hurt me." I sigh.

"You will understand when he explains everything to you." Gwen hugs me then leaves me alone.

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