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It turns out I'm a horrible person
#wow big surprise there#my best friend nearly killed himself last night#I had a huge fight with my sibling#and now I have fresh cut marks#right when I thought I had that habit kicked#tw self harm#tw suicide#I'm going to go away for a while
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More Damian doodles but with Wiggles the Dragon please? Everyone always forgets the little guy has a dragon
of course he has a pet dragon
#bad doodles#Damian wayne#robin#dc comics#batman#my art#digital art#didn't know Damian had a dragon at one point but I'm honestly not surprised#but wow that's one big dragon#edit: forgot that Goliath is also a dragon. in my mind he’s always just some bat monster
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zoro and kiku's whole thing was so fun and endearing :) like never underestimate the besties potential of a Hater and a 12 ft tall swordswoman that he keeps bullying into breaking her cover. but when he saw her severed arm flop down 100 feet from the roof in onigashima and just went fuuuuuuuuck. kiku. can someone toss me up there i think my girl just got maimed
#can't believe the first thing he says to her is wow you're a big woman and she's like haha yeah <3#like it's surprising how careful the crew is about making sure the samurai have THEIR MOMENT and then he sees her arm and is like nvm#nvm get me up there why the fuck and i wasting time with y'all#roronoa zoro#kiku one piece#one piece#wano arc#and a few episodes later when robin was like yeah i also saw the severed arm. sorry.#it's 7 am why am i posting one piece. i have a job. im working my job rn#zokiku
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We are halfway through the calendar👀👀👀 you can pre-order it and help reach stretch goals like a print and a notepad only by the end of September!! linktr.ee/mezzy
Also something for Polish folks: teraz można kupić kalendarz i przypinkę samurai&ninja w polskiej walucie, ta opcja będzie dostępna tylko na czas przedsprzedaży i można ją znaleźć w linkach na linktr.ee/mezzy . Nie jest to w pełni osobny sklep, bardziej proxy żeby nie trzeba było myśleć o przewalutowaniu jeśli w plny komuś wygodniej. Dajcie znać jakby ktoś miał pytania lub napotkał problemy ��
#klance#voltron legendary defender#first message from my current girlfriend (yes she met me through ig)#was “i love your art!”#and the second “wow nie wiedziałam ze jesteś z polski :O” (surprised im from poland)#and after 3 years together instead i love you i like saying 'im a big fan.... where are you from again?'#also i want to say it took 2 weeks but im starting to feel overloaded with being active on socials again lolol nevertheless when i need#the power to keep posting i open all the notes and comments i got so far so we good#“do it for them” meme and its about me posting my own art for 5 people who still like klance
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I did this fight in exactly the wrong way but Mama K saved the day by being absolutely terrifying apparently
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#I tend to clear out the room before fighting the Big Bad#so imagine my surprise and horror when I saw that by doing that I gave Sarevok some MASSIVE buffs#the ONLY reason I didn't have to reload the fight was bc Karlach had Intimidating Presence and kept being successful with a 50% hit rate#ty mama k#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#act III spoilers#murder tribunal#croissant adventures#karlach#sarevok#omg croissant's not even in this one wow#comics
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hey how much do you think rebecca actually relates to A, especially if you're romancing them. do you think rebecca empathizes because looking at A is like looking in a mirror. rebecca tells the detective how much they remind her of rook, and her greatest fear is losing her child like she lost her husband. in that scenario, wouldnt that make A the most like rebecca?
the way rebecca can express love verbally, in sentiment (sometimes), but how deeply she struggles to show it. do you think rebecca sees her child in pain -- at the hands of someone who always keeps the detective at arms length, just like she did.
do you think some part of her wants to hate A for it, but never could. because maybe it is selfish, maybe it is hypocritical. because she cannot hope to be forgiven if she cannot forgive in kind. even if it means forgiving the one who is actively hurting her child the most. having to justify (as she always justifies) that it, horrifyingly, comes from a place of love.
#wow big surprise another angsty rebecca post from yours truly#i think im just doomed to psychoanalyze fictional characters forever#my sisyphean task#the wayhaven chronicles#the parallels the parallels
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okay, when was someone going to tell me that
oh, idk, steven started at 19, burgh has a younger sister, clay actually isn't born american, skyla's whole fam thing and ELESA IS 15???? (even younger than skyla like wtf???)
(also the 'alder' at the bottom is supposed to be drayden lol)
and that's not all
say hello to:
viola being 18??? 'black whirlwind' korrina, RAMOS MEETING AZ'S FLOETTE AS A KID, genderfluid and apparently also age-fluid olympia, CLEMONT?? AND HIS WHOLE THING DOWN TO BEING 12 OF ALL AGES???
(you know what, marlon being 30 definitely makes sense with the hippie vibes)
wikstrom SAYING that he only wears that suit in pokemon battles but i've never seen his casual wear, malva being pr for flare lol, drasna selling dragon merch + great family lore if you want to know, siebold having to third-wheel lysandre and sycamore while eating (move aside malva, you're not the only elite 4 dealing with this) and 20?? YEARS OLD?? DIANTHA????????????
(way too many men in kalos are getting ladies, c'mon)
ethan being into history is such a neat detail hmmm, idk much of the frontier brains ngl, and we've finally got the region for looker and it's... hoenn??? you know what, makes sense with his chaotic vibes so i'll take it (throws away unova taped to a rock behind my back). also he's abolsutely cheating we all see that he's just relying on knowing us as protags, should've known smh
(um i think someone said that 'caitlin' should've been anabel but idk)
oh and the last one is charon, if we care about how much of a loser he really is. forget about birch and the poochyena, this guy is the lowest heh. imagine being charon (please don't).
(when the protags of johto are the same age as clemont lol) (yeah i know there are years between those events just let me have this)
and last but not least:
aaron 🤝 valerie: wanting to be pokemon (and ig gotta toss in shauntal with the ao3 writer gift heh, don't know if they would commission her or stay away), bertha's description???? i love flint just saying, cynthia 👀👀 is absolutely doing something illegal 👀👀, roark is WHAT??? (child labour laws in sinnoh must be lax ngl), maylene as well???? fantina watching scary movies is something i'll have to incorporate into my worldview and bryon?? are you okay??
so yeah. credit goes to @/KuroBlitz96 on the twitter/x for having this up, i'm just here to project sheer surprise at this massive dump of ages... my thoughts on pokemon have completely turned on its head once more lol (this is fine)
#sinnoh is the most surprising out of the regions avaliable#but c'mon 12 year old clemont?? he is legit baby#steven is really just chilling around for at least 4 years until the protag got him huh??#when i was first watching bw i thought that cilan was middle child until that 3rd last ep?? with the fight for the gym#and having the bros come to him cemented the idea that he was the oldest#so hearing that is good to know#even though i have to make peace that they never left the city lol#WHY IS ELESA/ROARK/MAYLENE/DIANTHA SO DANG YOUNG???#i can maybe let go of viola. in time. maybe.#i also love some of that lore/history dump here as well#lenora's dad bringing back fossils and lyra being torn between countryside/city#viola being a big sister figure and getting that camera from her father#crasher wake being a fake fan but also heavily embodying that barry spirit in his own way#the ramifications of the mother dying after bonnie was born and wow that gag in the anime is suddenly a lot more sadder huh#on the brighter side the prism tower used to be a part of a travelling amusement park lol#flint's hype!!! maylene being confused over her own strength!!! (thoughts about paul's insults hit a lot harder after this hmm)#wulfric being an explorer!! and i'm still not over ramos and az's floette oh god#unfollow me right now. this is all i can talk about for the next few weeks. my brain is way too small for this knowledge help#is it canon now?? idk. but the fact that this was here is killing me#pokemon teraleak#save#deep stuff
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Almost 10 years later and we still FEASTIN.
I remember when this page dropped on Tuesday, July 16, 2013, and Blackenloin/Goldenheart/Goldheart/w/e shippers all collectively lost our minds. Yes, Ballister and Ambrosius are very shippable from the get-go (their hand placement on p.13, Ambrosius on p.21 to Ballister "Are you trying to make me jealous" and his otherwise flirty dialogue, Ambrosius holding Ballister's hand at the bar on p.102, plus little hints and things by Nate on Nate's tumblr), but p.126 was an outright confirmation that it wasn't just angsty and close platonic stuff (with very clingy Ambrosius) that's fun to ship but not exactly canon in the text itself (like you can read it as "oh these two had something" from the get-go but it's not exactly explicit up until this point, and it's a different experience reading the completed comic all in one go versus reading it page by page over the course of a couple years as pages release). The Director's wording, Ambrosius' little blush. Ahh, these beans.
So excited to see the movieeeee
#Nimona movie#Nimona film#Ambrosius Goldenloin#Ballister Blackheart#Ballister Boldheart#they're so soft#ready for them to break my heart again and hopefully put it back together#Nimona webcomic#ND Stevenson#we'll always have gay dads AU too#blackenloin#blackloin#goldheart#goldenheart#even people coming to the comic after it ended in September 2014 were like wow why are you people surprised#my guy it's not the same reading the completed thing#obviously ships can be made from even less than this#and people would have shipped them regardless of any overt canon stuff#this was a big deal#and I love how overt it is FROM THE GET-GO now in the movie#Nimona spoilers#also we weren't surprised we were happy to be fed#like oh the boys getting more overt references to being a couple???#yes????#and it just kept going from there#and the rest is history
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YAY!!! HIM AGAIN!
#i love brineybeard sm#wow big surprise i like brineybeard#cuphead#captain brineybeard#Cuphead vol3 colorful crack-ups & chaos
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(LMK if there's any TW I should put in.)
I put in a couple of details - try to spot them :D Also Why is it so yellow on my phone :/
Inspired by this Trend on twitter:
#donquixote doflamingo#Doffy#ily#look at his glasses#painnnnn#one piece#wow non Sanji art#Surprised#art#dig#doflamingo#fanart#heart#corazon#tw: gore ?#tw:#sad#big sad#his torn heart#the cracking smile#in corazon's lipstick pattern#donquixote brothers#:(
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i read genderfluid
#wow surprise surprise#ez was fluid all along!!1!1!1!1!!!!!11#genderfluid#coming out#i guess#like i dont see it as a big thing#idontevenknow7878
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Okay the Bez episode of the Migno Podcast revealed that Bez love language is physical touch. To no one surprises. He is very clingy. And honestly? Same. So I can't help but compare my habits to his own (don't ask, weird childhood tick). And I especially need physical touch when I am nervous.
So now I am imagining a 17/ 18 year old Bez like inconspicuously reaching for Pecco or Luca or one of the boys, like grabbing their arms or wrist or softly pulling their shirt while talking to Vale
#vale noticed at some point/ the other boys tell him but he decides not to comment on it#We love our clingy king#And yes I do that#especially when I was younger and I was in a big crowed I usually grabbed like the hem for my friends shirt#he was very understanding and kind about it#he even took my hand sometimes when he noticed I was too anxious to actually realize what would help me#I love him#platonically#wow and i was surprised that everyone thought we were dating#motogp#valentino rossi#vr46 academy#luca marini#celestino vietti#marco bezzecchi
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my biggest issue with stargate sg-1 so far (no spoilers, i am only on legacy so like mid season 3) is sha're getting shafted like hell. i do genuinely thing the amaunet thing could have been interesting if they'd used her more, but given that the only episode she's been in since the start of season one that i can recall is the one where she was having apophis's kid and that's IT is really frustrating, especially given that sha're is a brown woman & daniel's love interest. idk it pisses me off esp because i really liked what we did see of her and daniel's relationship in the movie. i really hope that she comes back at some point but i am not holding out hope on her having a bigger role at ALL
#like i genuinely really shipped daniel/sha're but as the show has gone on and she's been in NONE of it can i really say that ?#sha're#sha're stargate#daniel jackson#stargate sg-1#stargate#arc txt#like oh the brown love interest got SA'd? wow big surprise
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fav golden girl 👁️👁️
You do realize this is like asking me to choose my favourite hand, right? Or my favourite leg? It's like choosing my favourite eye, my favourite strand of hair, my favourite organ, my favourite --
Blanche. It's-it's Blanche.
#it's painful because i really do love them all so much ;-; and i *especially* love their interactions!!! i adore them when they're together!#but if i *had* to choose one then it's blanche.#and this is not (just) because of my big big crush on rue mcclanahan i swear lmao#(especially since i also adore both bea arthur and betty white)#i think she's just the one that surprised me the most!#i *immediately* loved dorothy as soon as she appeared on scene in the pilot. *immediately*. and i only loved her more as i watched#i thought sophia was *hilarious* from the moment she walked in as well#(and she had some *great* interactions with dorothy that endeared her to me even more very early on)#and it took me a bit more to fall in love with rose but i found her very funny and charming from the start too (possibly bc of betty white)#but blanche? i *liked* blanche at the start. but i didn't *love* her#i found her funny! i found her pretty! and i loved her interactions with the girls as a whole#but it took me a while to really grasp her character bc she's so different from me#but man. once i started to figure her out... hit me like a train#idk how to explain at some point i was watching and it just hit me that 'oh wow. i really *really* love her.' you know?#now i go back to the pilot and the first episodes and i *see* all those subtleties i missed the first time around and i *adore* her#but she did catch me by surprise and i think that's why she's my favourite!#i could write a whole essay on all the things i love about her lmao but there's already enough tags on this post#(if you'd like to tell me which girl is *your* favourite i'd love to know!!!)#the golden girls#ask
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could you simplewriterly tell us what you’d do if you had the chance to spectate back in time? (no one can perceive you and you can’t change anything; you are guaranteed a safe return when you’re done)
[writing in simple words]
Step 1. Look! look at everything!
I have so very many questions about things that happened, and things that did not happen, and things that maybe happened, and I want to know them. I want to follow the parents of my parents' parents back through their lives and see where they were from. I want to see the tall water cars by the sea when they were new and young, and when they were still flying over the water with their white wings. I want to watch the stories on the small screen before someone decides they aren't important and hides them away. I want to see the big ground-hole-cutting animals in the south land area before we don't have them anymore. I want to see what my house looked like a hundred years ago and I want to see the people who lived here.
Step 2. Put faces to the names.
Five hundred and some years ago, there was a woman who lived in the part of the land south of where I live. She knew she was going to die soon, so she wrote down what she owned and the names of the people she loved best and said that they should have her things. This woman spun soft things from creatures into soft things for her family and to sell, and while she was sick, she understood that she would not be able to finish making her things. So she put away her machine for making the soft things into flat rows, and she wrote down that her brother should find someone to finish her soft things once she was dead.
In the now that is happening now, I have learned how to spin soft things from creatures, and I want to learn to use the machine for making the soft things into flat rows. I have read what the woman five hundred and some years ago wrote, and I would like to see her face even if she can't see mine.
Eight hundred and some years ago, there was a little kid who lived in a different land area, east and north of where I live. He drew on bits of tree skin when he was supposed to be learning to write, and in the now that is happening now, I have seen what he drew, and I draw on my small screen when I am supposed to be learning to write.
Many hundreds of years ago, there was a man who wrote his name very high up on a roof. Many hundreds of years ago, there was a person who thought we should put some stones in a very big circle. Many hundreds of years ago, there were people who lived in houses under the earth, and they stayed in their home-place under the earth for so long that the sea came up to them from far away. Many hundreds of years ago, there was a woman who lost her sharp piece of silver in a field very far away from where she was born, and very far away from the place where the piece of silver was made.
I would like to say hello to them, and to remember them, even if they cannot see me.
Step 3. Write!!
I want to know. I want to hold on to what I know, and to keep holding on, and to tell the things I know to other people. I want to tell about the woman who wanted her soft things to be finished, and about the kid who drew on pieces of tree skin, and about the man who left his tall water car by the sea that is near my home-place and forgot to come back for it, and about the people who made the very big circle out of stones.
I want to sing the songs they knew, and to know their names and say them, and to hear their songs and their names and their stories in the air in the now that is happening now.
#answers from the cupola#simplewriter#'hi I'm EM and I have BIG EMOTIONS about PEOPLE in the PAST'#also WOW the scream I scrumpt at seeing VERY esteemed tumblr user catadromously in my inbox.#which should not have been nearly as much of a surprise considering that I uh. reblogged this ask game from you.#also I did very much read years' worth of your blog in order to little-treat myself through some very hard essays recently.#so thank you enormously muchly for having one of the best and most strangely soothing blogs of all time!
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tbh i don't trust writing tools (especially those for creative writing) that use a.i to "improve" your writing
#i mean wow big surprise#but like??? if u write 'the grass is green'#then it suggests that u change it to 'the grass was a sprawling field of verdant green' or whatever the heck#congrats!! that's not your writing anymore!!!!#things like this make me scared to buy recently published books b/c i'd never know lol#i'm the video game boy; i'm the one who wins! 。・゚✫ ooc
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