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I like that there are more faks every second. Useless lore.
#it matters to me#rays of light and love#people ask me cause i cook and watch this show and have a family history in the business#did you consider this career#FUCK NO#wouldve been dead by now#not to mention growing up and watching it destory my moms bodys and her friends lives lol#rough shit#anyway#this show is inducing#point blank#it reminds me of childhood#the bear
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okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#not art#fhjy spoilers#its!!! gods I will Be My Ass in the tags rn. but thats so like. deliciously setting typical#like porter's desire is to transcend and his contempt for the world he's in feels. idk Real#like he plays the game bc he wants to win and be done with it. how do I word this#yknow. being a god would like. be his win state. when he gets that happening thats it his story is done he checks out#meanwhile the bad kids do actually just like playing the game lmao. like they love adventuring!#theyre so solidly Of This World. they carry the values that can only be born of it and they like having mastery over it#its a meta angle that I think is very fun specifically for d20 being in such a unique position in the zeitgeist when it first started#the rat grinders are from DnD Writ Large. porter wants to escape. but this is the bad kids' home its Their Actual Play Show#which makes it so fucking excellent to me that porter's question is somewhat of merit! its their show and it tries very hard to punish them#and they just straight up dont listen to him here lmao bc they hate him but! since the moment the academic track ended its been clear#that they save the world bc they Like Playing. With Each Others#thats what riz thinks the core of adventuring is! thats why fig stayed! and I also think thats why this hovers over elmville now and#a dead god is coming back in the school gym. porter is a shit evangelist but even if hes a good one I dont think it wouldve worked like he#wants it to. the only way he couldve escaped is if he'd not involved elmville at all. thats where the bad kids met dude#its a shitty place that fucks with them but they all come back here bc they wanna play with each others#and in that regard I think thats what the stress tokens ultimately means. Is This Game Still Fun To Play. ITS A RAGEQUIT LIMIT#Im literally running from one end to another of this conspiracy board Ive pulled out of nowhere#Ill draw after this I just wanna get this out. gods this episode has done nothing but furthering my delusion of grandeur actually#Im the hottest smartest manthing on earth Im king fucking midas over here. anyways uh! great ep!
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y'all i gotta be honest for a sec, the "atla wouldnt change much if aang wasnt there, in fact it might be better" and "the atla finale wouldnt change much if aang wasnt there to fight ozai" debates is the funniest thing ive seen come out of this fandom
#'this show wouldnt change much if the main character wasnt there' hmm me thinks otherwise!#do people just. not realize that the gaangs arcs ESPECIALLY zukos and kataras would not have happened if aang was taken out of the picture?#ppl praise zukos redemption arc sm and rightfully so but aang is such a HUGE factor in zukos arc!#hell you could argue that it kickstarted because of aang#'if we knew each other back then do you think we could have been friends too?' the question that forever changed zukos life#without aang katara would still be stuck in the south pole with sokka and she wouldve never gotten the training she needed#toph wouldve never left if aang wasnt in the picture#hell you could argue the same with suki shed still be stuck on the island#tbh without aang theyd all be dead or at least in serious trouble by the end of the series#and the finale argument... cmon now#did people forget the scene of iroh explaining to zuko (AND THE AUDIENCE) that aang HAS to be the one to fight ozai#ONLY aang could defeat ozai#the strongest firebender in the series#without aang they all wouldve been cooked#by this point both zuko and sokka were seriously injured and katara and the rest were absolutely exhausted from fighting their own battles#ozai is only one guy yeah but again he is the strongest firebender in the whole series#even iroh was like 'nah theres no way in hell i could beat him'#ozai was in the air spinning around like a beyblade shooting fire from all parts of his body destroying everything in sight LMAOOO#delete later#probably
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sunflowers still grows at night
#digital art#my art#fanart#dead plate#dead plate game#dead plate art#dead plate fanart#it wouldve been easier to do this on 3ds but#im still learning how to use flipnote 3d aight#but finally pulled this idea that has been staying in the darkest void of my mind for a very good while#i can rest...... for now#i associate this song w rody now idc#dead plate manon#dead plate rody#manon vacher#rody lamoree#lacher
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Do you think in the scene where they bring out the Code Elizabeth took one look at Captain Teague, did a double take, and just went to Barbossa "Hold on is that Jack's dad" "Yeah that's Jack's dad...they look alike dont they, you can really tell" "Your right, they do"
and then later mentioned it to Will
"Hey Will you see that captain over there with the red coat, black hair and trinkets in his hair" "Yeah??" "Who does he remind you of?" "Jack, why?" "That's Jack's dad" "Really wow...didn't we just trade his son to the British Navy??" "....oh god"
#listen itd wouldve been really funny if after trading jack for will Elizabeth got back to the boat and Teague just went#'did you just trade my son to the Navy?'#i now wanna find some fics of Teague being a protective dad#potc#potc fandom#potc fic#pirates of the caribbean#pirates of the carribean: dead men tell no tales#jack sparrow#captain jack sparrow#edward teague#captain teague#elizabeth turner#will turner#hector barbossa#barbossa#elizabeth swann#cretin screeches put it down
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i realized i can just canonically kill athena, like really. i can literally just do that. because im the one who wrote this fic. what
#i can just post a chapter right now that athenas dead fics over guys#uncle ben will not be happy#but then again hes dead too#ive been writing this fic for almost seven months now (i think) and i only just realized the power i hold here#LMAO#in other news tho#chapter 19 is going i think#i feel like if i have a laptop this whole thing wouldve gone smoother#but oh well#anyway#what did the spanish literature essay said to the other spanish literature essay?#eyyy ese#:D#raembles#udbh
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do you think julia wouldve grown her hair back out as easily as ricardo shaved his mustache if step asked her to.
#i keep thinking about it because like#obviously she cant get it back to the way it was and definitely not in the span of the books timeline#and as kittlebugs pointed out ricardo grew out a mustache for a different reason julia cut hers#also i do personally subscribe to julias haircut having strong personal significance to finding herself because of sammys fic#but like. also? if she couldve would she go back to having long hair#specifically im thinking abiut step saying “i miss your hair” in her apartment#she cut her hair as an impulsive decision because the failed attempts at taking care of it just reminded her of step#i do think it wouldve been too raw to grow out in the years after where step was still dead#but she has step back now so couldnt she bring this back too? get some semblance of the past back#this is a genuine question btw because i could also see her sticking to the hairstyle she has now#even with the opportunity to grow it back to the way it was#ortega#pulp speaks
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oh boy its nap time! oh man! its time to imagine being best friends with the dps cast back in 1988! i cant wait!
#desire mona#is this relatable#or is it me being delusional#ive noticed people on here say secret third thing a lot so thats also a possibility#if u believe in reality shifting ur surely making a face at me and im making one back#dead poets in nyc wouldve been more entertaining with me in it guys trust me#this is also a way to publicly raise the question of where the fuck jacques is now#dead poets society#dps#dead poets in nyc#robert sean leonard#ethan hawke#james waterston#allelon ruggiero#dylan kussman#gale hansen#josh charles doesnt deserve a tag hes a zionist
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Genuinely curious about this
I wasn't around for pre-neo twewy fandom and it seems pretty vague/open to interpretation so I wanna know if there was a general consensus about whether the car + vending machine incident did him in
#from what i can gather it seems like most people thought he was dead (er)?#but also ive seen fanfic where he survived and now i wanna know how common a headcanon that was back in ye old days#i mean...he didnt disappear right? he at the very least was still alive for his last on-screen appearence#i feel like i wouldve latched onto that and been a diehard 'sho wasnt actually erased' truther lmao#twewy#sho minamimoto
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posting about how both charles and erik make valid points/have justified concerns and that arguing over their fictional politics is just about as stupid as the way they both handled the missile issue while also talking to myself inside my head about how it wouldve been funny as hell if erik shot charles on purpose instead
#and i would defend him 100% till the end of time for it#only posting this cause we're having a dead period right now on xmen movies tumblr and i feel like its#not gonna make people annoying in my general direction#no i do not think fc timeline movies!erik wouldve shot charles on purpose at any point. but it wouldve been funny. is all im saying.#but at the same time in the comics they have both done sooo much worse shit to each other💯
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The way..Daryl and Carols best ships were with Connie and The King respectively but we couldn't get that cuz that would be too much like the right thing.
Now we got these goobers going on an adventure. Cuz everyone has a damn spin off, like..RELEASE THESE ACTORS. PLEAAASE. PLEASE LET THEM DO SOMETHING ELSE.
Like God damn. People said Supernatural went on for a long time but so did TWD and the TWD went to hell after Carl died.
#j.p speaks#the walking dead#daryl shouldve stayed with connie#and carol shouldve stayed with the king. they were CUTE and happy#also..main white mc with a poc wouldve been super cool#especially a deaf poc in daryls case. like..it wouldve been awesome#but no 🙄#it just seems like this franchise is dragging on and for..what?? bleh#first negan and..uh-- maggie?? then rick and michone#now them
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i love s4, and im enjoying listening to it with the magaday, but i forgot it would also lead to the worst thing: seeing people interpret media differently than me on the internet OTL
#NOT a big deal#but as an enjoyer of nuance and complicated characters and the tragedy of people doing their best and still failing#I can't help but want to constantly correct posts saying 'Georgie said she prefered Jon dead!' (she didn't#; Jon accused her of that and Basira asked her to leave before they could talk it out)#and 'everyone is blaming Jon for Tim and Daisy's deaths' -> only Melanie is‚ as far as we've heard;#not that everyone is being nice or fair to jon; not at all#but this framing of the situation as jon on one side and everyone else on the other is just so much more boring#than the web of relationships and mistakes and misplaced blame that is implied#and the former is how you get analyses that are objectively wrong like 'no one let Jon speak in 199!!' -> literally by word count and#time spend speaking he talks the most out of anyone in the discussion#but it's not 50/50 jon/others because every character in tma is the protagonist of their own story#like of course it wouldve been nicer if georgie had immediately protested that she didn't want jon to die#but playing that out in my mind; it feels like exactly the kind of argument that jons ex specifically would be tired of having#even if the context is different now#and to me the way it's possible to construct these unspoken reasons and stories for the side characters is the coolest shit#and that's lost if Georgie just said 'I hoped you died Jon‚' because... ? because it's s4 so everyone is just mean to Jon?#even though she's the one visiting him in hospital in the first place?#joos yaps#delete later#nah she's just a mean girl. mean women bullying jon all season#nothing more to it than that
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fish died :(
#toy txt post#animal death#hes been. looking like shit and not eating and not showing interest in food for awhile and then#all morning today he was laying on his side just. worse than ever. i started trying to find some clove oil irl to euth him but fucking#nowhere has it. but then i got home and he was dead anyway so i guess thats moot#glad hes not suffering anymore. wish he wouldve just fucking eaten some god damn food instead of wasting away like that. hhh#i figured out why the tank feels so fucking CURSED and i couldnt get the nitrates down but idk i guess too late for him#or maybe that rando on reddit was right and the water was too hard and everything circles back to not being able to have an R/O filter#i dont fucking know#the cories and kuhlis and clown plec are okay for now i think. i think theyre fine. if they start having problems out of nowhere i really#might get superstitious for real about fish and just never talk about them ever again. god. logically i know its stupid And Yet
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I think I got possibly the absolute worst outcome for the tribunal you could possibly get and then slept from 12pm to 7pm
#SEVEN FUCKING PEOPLE DEAD#jesus christ#i dont think it couldve gone worse#im googling two seconds#yep jesus christ the only possible death i didnt get was kourtenar and i dont think i wouldve given a shit if he died#what the hell hiw did i fuck it up so unbelievably fucking bad#i failed some checks i really fucking shouldnt have#jesus this is what i get for being bad at murder mysteries#motherfucker#i actually feel genuinely really awful like sick to my stomach#my teeth started chattering during it i was so hopped up and stresssssed#fuck im tempted to cheese it to try get a better outcome but shit man i dont think i personally could#i have no idea how i could have fixed any of it i fucked up before i even walked into it#god what the fuck#im like genuinely embarrassed and kind of ashamed?#someone said you have to let shanky run how do you do that i genuinely do not remember a decision like that#fuckin cheesecloth brain fucking hell#couldnt have gone worse if ibfuckin tried#motherfucking disco elysium#this is so embarrassing admitting this#the power of friendship DID in fact fail me#well now i have to play the game and not fuck up like an idiot#god i feel so terrible how did i screw things uo so much#admittedly maybe i should be nicer to myself considering i'd maybe gotten 3 hours of sleep yesterday and had been awake for nearly 24 hours#(ive been sleeping weird dont worry about it)#but man i dont think i couldve made it go much better but even 6 deaths is better than 7#sprry for the long tags i am just miserable#i also think im sick? maybe a covid test in my future
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Straight up kinda thought they were about to kiss here is it really possible for a gear and a forbidden beast to fall in love
#machine translation can not parse most of what eddie is saying. but testament certainly says some insane shit to him#they like. empathize with him to the point where they dont understand why he wants to stay alive so bad LOL?#like ‘yeah being an artificial lifeform with opposing wills (human memories vs gear instincts) fucking sucks. why dont YOU want to die .’#thats crazy. mostly because this was written like. just going off their win quotes lol??#and yeah those definitely acknowledged their connection perhaps even parallels + testament’s empathy for him#it didnt really get expanded on til ac+ Like a year after this doujin was published#SORRY FOR LIKE. GOING NUTS OVER WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY 2007 FANFICTION#i jjust think testament and eddie are interesting. also the art in this chapter is gorgeous shoutout UHHHHH#soutetsu. they did not put any kind of link in their comment space :( oh well it wouldve been dead now anyway.#the kat goes meow#gg#totentanz
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Actually we r at 6 months now without any major deaths in my life, which is great! That's the longest I've gone without any major deaths since last May! The second longest was 4 months between July and November last year. Wow !
#speculation nation#negative/#i mean not exactly but also. ya kno.#really i dealt with death after death in may july november and the biggest in february#actually i think my great grandma died within the span between july and november. but i wasnt close with her & dont remember when#so idk if id count that. if i did then the longest would be 3 months. between november and february.#all this is to say. wow what a Fucking year last year was huh#i still dont rly feel like i have much trust in people staying alive in my life.#but maybe im a bit less scared of even more people in my life suddenly dropping dead.#... then again now i apparently have something wrong with my liver. which i am still not happy about.#the only reason why im not dying of anxiety is bc i still feel relatively normal overall.#but i also just remembered how. well. 28 has Long been my unlucky number. and im turning 28 next year.#so ive been half convinced im just gonna die when im 28. bc thatd be just my luck wouldnt it#and like overall theres no real reason why i Would die at that age. but now theres something wrong with my liver.#and like ok i dont think it's liver failure. i dont have any real symptoms for it#and if it was an emergency my doctor wouldve told me to go to the hospital. probably.#but idk. my truest anxiety about it is that it could be something cancerous. or something.#and really i have no reason to suspect that specifically. it's just one of the potential causes for the enzyme abnormality we found#but bc it's not entirely off the table. well now my mind has latched onto it. and is like 'What If'#and ok i just now looked into possible liver diseases to try to calm my anxiety. with mixed success.#bc i found all sorts of liver diseases. including cirrhosis. which is irreversible damage.#im just clinging to the hope of the fact that my readings werent Too high... just.#every single one associated with the liver was high. which means theres Definitely something wrong with my liver.#and im kind of scared it's bc of my prior alcohol use. i wasnt an alcoholic but i did drink pretty regularly for a bit.#but also how unfair would it be for me to get a liver disease from that??? the most i ever drank at one time was 8 shots#which is a lot but there are some people doing that kind of thing Regularly. and they dont get liver disease???#regardless this has been extra persuasion to stay off the alcohol. especially until i know what's up with it.#heyyyy mr liver inside me i prommy i will take good care of u from now on. pls dont die on me 😭😭😭#see ok this is what happens whem i start to think. i get anxious. i just need to keep not thinking.#it's 10 pm i think thats a good time for sleepies
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