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i think the other legates would have torn valens to shreds
like im glad he didnt win his little weapons gambit but i would have paid money to see him step foot in the capital and see all thirteen other legates turn slowly and look at him with who is this clown expressions
#legate on legate violence#like okay im sure given the state of the empire that at least a couple of the other legates are idiots but. i think anyone who has spent#more than five minutes playing the high level political game that is Controls Countries#would have a field day peeling valens skin off#i think he is alive because he runs his little game in the middle of nowhere#you know what i also would pay to see zenos turn this man into a toothpick#is he too bored to tears to engage? yes. will valens eventually in his lust for absolute power over the empire do something stupid and try#to dispose of zenos at some point#oh. oh i was THERE to here the way he talked about zenos i KNOW he would#wouldnt even wait#and then zenos would mash him like a banana#ffxiv#the sorrow of werlyt#''im gonna be the emperor!!!' uh huh#WAIT. ITS FANDANIEL WITH A STEEL CHAIR#fcuk legate on legate violence how about clown on clown
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what a gentleman!!
#my hero academia#mha#bnha#boku no hero academia#mha fanart#bnha fanart#izuku midoriya#mha deku#todoroki shouto#tododeku#todoizu#izutodo#westy doodles#comic#i dont even know if i like this comic but i spent too long on it not to post it LMFAOOOO#i just feel like theyd be the friends who everyone thinks are dating cuz. why wouldnt they be#and izu finds out all his coworkers think hes married to fucking pro hero shouto and hes just like#wait what#my little green bean#tdiz
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Do you ever do requests? If so, do you ever plan on drawing some Yandere with the Hantengu clones? :D hope you have a good day/night!!!
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yes!! I love yanderes.. and these guys.. these guys are such good material...... nods nods..
I'm not sure about requests..I assume you mean drawing requests? I suppose if it REALLY catches my interest enough, I'd do it, but it'd probably just be line art/sketches.
#null rot#yandere kny#yandere demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#hantengu#hantengu clones#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#midori306#YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE YANDERE QUESTION MY BELOVED CULT MEMBER#uwaa and i recently checked back on their designs.. THEY HAVE LONG SLANTED EARS DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKK THATS LIKE THE CUTEST EVER#i tend to shitpost and focus on the dere than the yan but thats my mistake!! im sorry cult members.. I'll need scarousal#when calling sekdio. he pretends to ignore you but you can tell he heard you when his ear twitches#He's flabbergasted that you met someone else to begin with. who let you go out without one of them?!#hes too shocked and angry to even properly get upset!!#Karaku loves everything you have to say. less so if its positive abt someone else. still listens tho. listening carefully for details..#he doesnt mind others eyeing you. youre perfect in his eyes. who wouldnt? still.. thats not gonna fly well.#Urogi loves when you seek him out but mentioning someone else... is bc you want to feed him right? ofc! you want to benefit him!#its cause hes your favorite! yeah! youre so sweet!!! ofc he'll get rid of someone for you both!!#Aizetsu's bashful. he feels put on the spot when calling him but hes always hoping you give him affection of some kind. always ready for yo#mentioning someone else was NOT what he wanted and now hes sad.. youre making him sad.. whats so important you had to bring that up?#The thought of anyone else makes him feel so exhausted already.. wont you comfort him instead? he needs you now.. atone for your mistakes#uwaa expressions.. uwaaa aizetsu releasing some of the tension in his brows when hes feeling upset towards you uWAA#i CANT RAMBLE ENOUGH IN THE TAGS SO WAIT FOR THE POST I HAVE IN THE BACK BURNER FROM SOMEONE ELSE WHO ASKED FOR SOMETHING SIMILAR!!!!!!!
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ty to @icedmatchawoatmilk13 for sending this to me! i may have gone a bit overboard but this was so much fun to fill out/think about BAHAHA💖 ill still never get over how perfect the song sarah smiles is for them...the lyrics AND the fact that its an alliteration...im gonna do an animatic about seb and clora to that song one day i swear 😩 ((blank template by oakwolves!))
#like fr....'i was fine just a guy living on my own/waiting for the sky to fall/till you called and changed it all doll' LIKE!!!!!#makes me think of seb just waiting/dreading for anne to die but then clora comes along and changes everything/saves anne AND him#ok sorry my squeeing and yapping about how perfect this song is for them is done#choccyart#clora clemons#the hardest part of this chart for me to fill out was the starting arguments one honestly...but i think theyre pretty even LOL#clora is the ROOT of their arguments usually and then seb just reacts to her bullshit......so its a 50/50 LMAO. cause and effect#also sebs pda WOULD be at 100% if not for clora LMAO#and sorry for making seb h*terosexual😔 honestly i cant see either of them with anyone else hes just clorasexual tbh#also if i could have given seb an autumn birthday I WOULD HAVE but i needed his bday to be early on in my fic...for reasons...#looking at aquarius personalities tho i DO think it unintentionally suits seb a lot#i wouldnt have made cloras bday in april either if i could have chosen freely i would have done either summer or december#but then again i just recently learned that the birth flower for april is DAISIES!! so its perfect🥰#youd think i would know this since my bday is also in april LMFAO i like how i only care/do this research when its about my ocs and not me#BAHAHAH priorities!!!
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I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception
#she's the ONLY PERSON COLIN LIKES#Lena respects her?????#GWEN WAS BLOODY FLUSTERED ABOUT THE MERE THOIGHT OF ALICE BEING NICE TO HR#Teddy and Sam are a given do I even have to go over why they are ib love w her#Celia will be too. just you wait#I can tell lesbianism because I am in fact a raging lesbian#alice dyer the woman you are#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 11#colin becher#gwen bouchard#lena kelly#samama khalid#teddy vaughn#celia ripley#I wouldnt even be surprised if mr bonzo would fall for her#like have you heard her. I couldn't blame him frankly#alice dyer#theory: everyone stays as long as they do in that fucked up little job because alice stays#can you blame them
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funniest choice an author can make for their main character is that they're canonically terrible at sex. forget the heroes who can do it all, this guy can only do it poorly
#yes i just got to the jinna scene again#no one needs a reminder of how terribly that went#but its canonical that even nighteyes is better at controlling fitz' body for sex than our poor assassin#is the real reason the fool is content with loving fitz w/o any sex in their relationship bc he knows it wouldnt even be good? perhaps#realm of the elderlings#realm of the elderlings spoilers#i guess#fitzchivalry farseer#and we all know the reason starling kept visiting him was not his prowess#i mean. ''i doubt you would have been worth the wait'' aint no doubt about it actually
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"to even give people the mere chance of starting to understand how you feel about this character and this story you made up around them you have to actually draw that comic, you are at chapter 2, even just the rough draft for it took you a year despite your best efforts on being faster"
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#i am#at least right now and sleep depreived#feeling so much about demise again#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#no one can understand it all unless i draw it alll#why am i so slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww#theres so manythigns that happens so far into the story and i cant reveal yet bc it wouldnt have any impact#and spoil it#even thoguh i dont think its all good enough that spoiling it would do anything#maybe the wait isnt worth it idk#but i wanna yell about my blorbo#so much feelings argh#and theres ALSO so much lore that wont come up at all in the comic#i dont know why i have it and i dont know what to do with it#all those backgrounds make the characters into what they are#but its not relevant enough to put it into the main story#AND IM SO SLOW ANYWAY#ARGH#you could ask me about any of the characters in destiny (my comic not the game ..) and i could write half a novel
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new amangela fic!
"Two cheez-it packets and an apple is not dinner. You don't have any leftovers or anything in your house?"
Angela groans, leaning forward and balancing her forehead on the edge of her laptop screen. "I don't even have groceries right now, because I didn't have time to do a grocery run on Tuesday. I think the last time I looked in the fridge it was literally just condiments and a jar of martini olives." She pauses, and then, continuing to not look at Amanda, adds. "...And half a lemon."
"Half- why is it only half a lemon. What happened to- okay, you know what, not the important thing here. Babe, what the hell."
AKA: I said i was going to write a fic about the half lemon in Angela's fridge and i meant it.
It started from "i want this specific scene as a result of Angela kind of Going Thru It" and quickly turned into "how many acts of love and service can i feasibly cram into the before and after of this". Its VERY fluffy, consider it an exploration of "what can you do when your friend is overworking themselves to the point of being stretched very thin + a healthy dose of Amangela banter and love".
Its written in a way that I think is arguably platonic, but I mean, you all can decide that. enjoy!
also, a huge thank you to the other amangela fic/content writers on here- for directly or indirectly discussing, providing encouragement, motivation, etc, and also making their own stuff! Cool stuff makes more cool stuff.
#me having this idea and then slowly writing the first half of it while i was also going thru my own extremely questionable work schedule#might have played a part in how INCREDIBLY fluffy and affectionate this got towards the end#anyway i took a number of logistical liberties in this fic- i hope it all feels realistic/justified enough. and in character!#amanda lehan canto#angela giarratana#smosh rpf#amangela#smosh fic#smosh au#smosh fanfic#my fic#honestly i wrote almost all of this with the intention of it being platonic but the nap scene even i was like. hmmm. amanda you didnt have#to do it Like That....#and then the rest of the story just kind of continued with amanda having So Much Love for angela.#which i enjoyed immensely but 🤷♀️#anyway ill stop yapping. enjoy!#wait no one more funny story: i wrote the entire greenroom scene with a clear visual in my head before belatedly realizing 'oh. not everyon#is left handed.' and i had to go back and add some indicators to clear that up bc otherwise when I was reading it i kept visualizing amanda#as using her left hand to eat which i think wouldnt have bothered anyone else but bothered ME
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Finding out Pete wrote the lyrics for Baby Blackout by Daisy Grenade and going insane. She was a teen girl writing about a breakup your honor. Anyways, here's Pete on the cover of his own shojo manga because he deserves it and I think he'd like it.
(more webweave-y gender truthing type shit below the cut)
#okayyyy hiiiiiiiii it is my very sincere hope that pete would like this even tho i know he wouldnt touch my account with a hundred foot pole#pete#fem pete#peterick#art#girl out boy#girl out world#trans#this took so incredibly long actuallylike just putting everything together#i cant stop viewing the song theough a trans lense im sorry it fits insanely well#if i put this in the pete wentz tag will i be hunted for sport#safe to reblog#the gender of it all#thinking about pete specifically wanting this song to be sung by a girl makes my head explode what do you mean new face#I was born in my skin im just waiting for it to kick in HUH#pete why are you so so so so so sure you wint make it into heaven pleaee answer my calls#i know the social rule is that the boys arent ever ever ever allowed to see my art but genuinely i think pete would find this cute and fun a#ans i just need to know if he likes it and if i got the vibe right#also big thank you to my insane friends who help3d me build all of this#like okay even if you feel that pete is 100 percent cis..the song is SO girl going through the messy breakup Pete was when he wrote this#this is about that#deviltrick#commissions are opennnnnn
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movie would’ve been better if she had a gun
#osmosis jones#leah estrogen#leah#fanart#my art#thrax#hes also there lol#if she had a gun on her thrax wouldnt even be a problem.#movie would’ve ended 30 mins earlier#“what are you waiting for? shoot!” okay. Okay. Im nomrla#the fact she was more than willing to sacrifice her life and safety for the city. Oubgh Okay#Im So Normal#number one leah estrogen fan thats me#okay no more rambling in the tags byeee guys ^_^ till next time
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crazy how ive been seeing people absolutely losing their minds over the way amy is written in the generations remaster and how she was character assassinated and her crush on sonic was removed and im playing it right now and the literal first thing she does when you free her from white space is call sonic cute which is nowhere close to what she said in the original. wtf are you people on about
#and after that she was like ''omg you got me a ring ? wait thats not the kind of ring i was hoping for..'' or something along those lines#which i cant remember if that was in the original or not but either way . what do you MEAN they got rid of her crush .....#i havent played much though so maybe her crush really was toned down in certain areas but even if it was ..........................#1. why would that be character assassination why do you want her feelings for a boy to be her primary character trait so bad#2. like i said in the post theyve literally added a reference to her crush where there wasnt one originally#i dont think theyre trying to erase it. i think you guys are just getting mad over nothing .#sonic x shadow generations#sxsg spoilers#and like i agree to an extent that a lot of the rewrites feel unnecessary#and im not particularly a fan of the idea of them altering the story content of an existing game#but the stuff with amy feels like a massive overreaction#is it just so/namy shippers who think sonic and amy have to be together or the world will end who are talking like that.#because i wouldnt be surprised if this was the case
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if i can think of a reasonable chatfic premise for lawlight ill do it
#they just wouldnt want to be in group chats with each other WAIT HANG ON A SECOND I CAME UP WITH ONE THE OTHER DAY I FORGOT#WHERE IS IT#I FOUND IT IT'S REALLY STUPID#rookposting#this note even ends by cutting off midsentence to go 'this is stupid'
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and if i said bad idea right? by olivia rodrigo is so darry and paul during their high school on again/off again relationship from darry's perspective. what then.
#like darry knows that its not a good idea and that its not good for HIM even#but theres just some thrill about being a greaser and secretly dating a soc#sneaking off at night out his bedroom window to go meet up with a soc boy who's hiding in his dad's nice car a couple streets down#hopping in the passenger seat and spending the night just driving around. laughing. smiling big real grins.#maybe causing a little ruckus because hey its not easy being the goody two shoes boy of the year all of the time#and maybe thats the real thrill of being with paul; darry doesnt havent to be so strung up all of the time#paul brings out a different side of him and eggs him on to do things he normally wouldnt#(just wait until darry realizes that this was never a good thing like he always thought it was)#the outsiders#the outsiders 1983#the outsiders book#the outsiders musical#darry curtis#the outsiders darry#paul holden#the outsiders paul#parry#paul x darry
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explaining mpreg to my boss wasn't on my 2024 bingo
#he pulled up ao3 on our POS#and we scrolled through the formula 1 tag#and i saw mpreg and died laughing#and he was like wait whats that#sir#im sorry i have to be the one to tell you this#but men having babies. in ways that defy science#then he proceeded to ask if me - a trans masc - wouldnt want to give birth (i love oversharing so its fine)#and i was like lmfao no childbirth sucks#so he asked if i even could give birth on testosterone and i was like lol yeah but most ppl stop T until after childbirth#he learned so much today#it was such an eventful day doing inventory at work#i love my boss#but now he is cursed with the knowledge of mpreg#mpreg#fanfic#fanfiction#fan fiction#ao3#archiveofourown#archive of our own#fandom#otp#au#2024 bingo#formula 1#f1#f1 fanfic#f1 fandom
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looking back at the yjh webtoon screencaps i have saved and giggling... hes so cute... moe... my pookie ^___^ 🥰🥰 poor little meow meow woof woo- *eliminated where i stand*
also these poses are sooooo... 꺄아악🖤🫣🫣🫣🫣
#talk tag#orv liveblog#<--gonna just tag my orv misc posts as this now#i looooove when the webtoon artist draws him like a demonic beast#its genuinely so moe to me smdbsndn like hes supposed to be rly handsome but theyre not afraid to make him look unhinged#i rmbr livetweeting that yjh hibernation pic captioned 'hes so moe'... apparently that was 2022(just dug it up)#more than 1 person has told me that theyre surprised i bias yjh from the webtoon alone#bc apparently they dont do his chara justice(v 😔😔😔 to hear that...thats not good..)#BUT HOW COULD I NOT BIAS HIM!!!! (apparently this is not a universal experience aldjskdj)#this just makes me even more uncontrollably excited to read the novel i cant wait to love him more than i alr do#and i love when he glares and makes a disgusted face at kdj... its so cute 🤭 he's like an angry black dog to me. hes like a wolf puppy#*tries to pat his head and gets cut down in .00001 sec... no he wouldnt waste his sword on me... i would simply perish from being in the#the presence of his aura#literally the tsundere ever#aside from hiei... hiei rly primed me to like male tsunderes guys#like after him i have loved sm tsundere male charas since#yjh is in a league of his own tho. like idc how many similar/near identical charas have come before or since#he OWNS the yjh archetype literally everyone else is just copying him <33#even if it was a choice btwn yjh and cedric id have to go w yjh... he is the original im sorry... i love u cedric#and i love that the whole point is that his design/chara archetype ISNT supposed to be original... thats the Point#he's the typical op dark haired stoic cold brooding (and sexy) protagonist...#his chara concept is supposed to be that trope... but what orv does w him is so subversive#and the fact that he is supplanted from his position as the protag in the narrative... i love it sooo much#like maybe i wouldnt care as much if he actually was the protag? bc again it wouldnt rly be new#but the fact that he isnt the actual protag is sooo good#IM NOT RLY SAYING OR ANALYZING ANYTHING RN BUT I JUST FELT LIKE YJH LOVEPOSTING#o sidenote his webtoon faces make great rxn images slfnsmd I LOVE USING THE FIRST ONE#i love using heartwrenching anime/comic moments out of context as rxn images its so funny to me#me @ the orv live action cast announcement
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(On one hand, Enjin is excited to have his own baby. So excited that he can't think about it for longer for a few seconds before his bones start turning to liquid and his gut fills with something so euphoric he's afraid it might cause him to up and float away.
But then on the other hand, part of him dreads it, almost, is annoyed by his excitement for it—not so much the actual having of, caring for a baby part, but the... creating one from nothing part. The... putting another living, breathing being onto this earth, part.
Babies are... no, children are quite a sore subject for him. Everything about them, about his experience as one, are the antithesis of his existence. Reliance on others in and of itself is far from a bad thing, he knows this to be true... but children have no choice in the matter as to who they are surrounded by and who they are helped by, much less whether or not they have to exist in the first place.
Besides, for all intents and purposes, Enjin has children. Grown-up children, children he only partially raised, but a family of the them, nonetheless, who'd choose him as their mentor in this life and the next. Having another, from conception feels selfish, somehow. Unnecessary. Disrespectful.
And he doesn't want to name it. Of it all—your pregnancy, the birth, the whole shebang—naming it definitely feels the worst: slapping on what will one day be an independent person an identity nobody else has the right to choose but them. He went through it, Rudo went through a version it... and he's certain any child of his will, too. It's why he has yet to come to terms with it... and has absolutely zero ideas for a name.)
#enjin x reader#enjin#really the real hc here is that he doesn't want to name another human being. he's probably even shifty abt animals#u get a cat and he's waiting for it to choose it's name. hence why it ends up with something dumb like 'sox'#tbh tho this is how i feel lowkey#dont want to make a baby but put one in my arms and ill be happy as a clam. raising it IS NOT the problem#anyway#since i always gotta daydream abt babies with a blorbo lmaooo#this is how i feel abt it with enjin#lowkey we wouldnt have kids just cuz i'm sure we'd find one floating down a river#(an accident?? however????)#lol how can u not f*ck him raw#ANYWAYYYY#have work to do sorry#caitie post#kids tw#gen
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