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rigil-kentauris · 1 year ago

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i think the other legates would have torn valens to shreds

like im glad he didnt win his little weapons gambit but i would have paid money to see him step foot in the capital and see all thirteen other legates turn slowly and look at him with who is this clown expressions

#legate on legate violence #like okay im sure given the state of the empire that at least a couple of the other legates are idiots but. i think anyone who has spent #more than five minutes playing the high level political game that is Controls Countries #would have a field day peeling valens skin off #i think he is alive because he runs his little game in the middle of nowhere #you know what i also would pay to see zenos turn this man into a toothpick #is he too bored to tears to engage? yes. will valens eventually in his lust for absolute power over the empire do something stupid and try #to dispose of zenos at some point #oh. oh i was THERE to here the way he talked about zenos i KNOW he would #wouldnt even wait #and then zenos would mash him like a banana #ffxiv #the sorrow of werlyt #''im gonna be the emperor!!!' uh huh #WAIT. ITS FANDANIEL WITH A STEEL CHAIR #fcuk legate on legate violence how about clown on clown

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