#WAIT. ITS FANDANIEL WITH A STEEL CHAIR
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i think the other legates would have torn valens to shreds
like im glad he didnt win his little weapons gambit but i would have paid money to see him step foot in the capital and see all thirteen other legates turn slowly and look at him with who is this clown expressions
#legate on legate violence#like okay im sure given the state of the empire that at least a couple of the other legates are idiots but. i think anyone who has spent#more than five minutes playing the high level political game that is Controls Countries#would have a field day peeling valens skin off#i think he is alive because he runs his little game in the middle of nowhere#you know what i also would pay to see zenos turn this man into a toothpick#is he too bored to tears to engage? yes. will valens eventually in his lust for absolute power over the empire do something stupid and try#to dispose of zenos at some point#oh. oh i was THERE to here the way he talked about zenos i KNOW he would#wouldnt even wait#and then zenos would mash him like a banana#ffxiv#the sorrow of werlyt#''im gonna be the emperor!!!' uh huh#WAIT. ITS FANDANIEL WITH A STEEL CHAIR#fcuk legate on legate violence how about clown on clown
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