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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

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Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

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Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

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GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

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The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

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here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

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“it’s okay, lil fella! c’mere! it’s just us, the limp bizkits!”

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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

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I worked really hard on this

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Another day in the Office