#would you dave?

[skeletood]

yeah, they're boyfriends

[0l-unreliable]

come on how hard could it be?

[calicorobin]

guys who sit in front of you at the theater and talk during the entire duration of the movie

[monteruu]

they are goobers and lame heads

[image id: various digital illustrations of john egbert and dave strider from homestuck. top left john is wearing a tool band t-shirt and gray sweatpants while holding dave with one arm and looks aloof. dave is wearing a shirt that says "he who does not lick the clit does not get to hit" with dark jeans and white shoes and is holding onto john. next to this we see dave wearing a nicolas cage shirt leaning over john while pointing and yapping while john is wearing dave's godtier hoodie and thinking "kys". on the far right is dave without a shirt on with a noticeable farmer's tan and red boxers and john is the back shielding his eyes and saying "dude you're hurting my eyes!". below this are simple doodles of young dave holding his broken sword above his head with a grimace and john with his arms spread and a smile. both of their clothes are too big. the background is an orange and red gradient. end image id.]

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 307

earth c reunion vibes

[booperbeanv3]

drawstuck #4: june edition

alt june shirt under cut

i jst thought it would be cute

[boobstrider]

I try to draw them seriously, I really do. but then I spiral out of control.

[chradorya]

it’s 6/12! happy wriggling day karkat!!!

[nocofamilyau]

Did Cody ever achieve his goal of being a billiards champion as mentioned in Before We Die? Actually, since I asked, did the other gen 1 contestants achieve their goals from the song (excluding DJ and Bridgette whose goals were the most achievable)?

I hc that Dave also likes cue sports and Cody is secretly thrilled over this cuz it means father and son bonding.

While nothing too huge, Cody did get that billiards champion title in college, mainly just from clearing everyone out at the campus bar. As for the others, I'll just go in order the song went in (minus DJ and Bridgette like you said):

Leshawna, while not a billionairess per se, is pretty well-off working as a counsellor and running her own teen help centre in the heart of the city where she lives nearby

Sierra's life goal definitely did not happen officially (sucks to be her)

Lindsay made a guest appearance as a one-off character on a once-popular soap opera in her early 20's

Courtney would have definitely achieved her dream of being a lawyer

After the whole boyfriend-kissing love triangle fiasco of World Tour, Gwen probably didn't have the best time during the final stretch of high school so she skipped prom entirely (she believed it was worth it in the end)

Harold has a sick ninja star and katana collection at home and occasionally works summers as a head counsellor at Sensei Steve's Ninja Camp

Well, while nobody took any notice, Alejandro was able to keep a job taming lions for a while under a different name

Owen's actually quite well known across the country for his 'Oh-Nuts', a nut butter-filled pastry that's basically a fusion between a cream donut and baklava. He invented it while messing around in the kitchen with the munchies one night, but didn't reach true popularity until he tried making them on one of those Masterchef-like shows he participated on (it's one of the few reality competition shows he won AND managed to get something out of)

I have no idea how much of a bucket list item fixing up parallel bars can be, but I'm guessing Tyler must have achieved it at some point to... questionable results

As for that headcannon about Dave,, I will gladly take it and make it real

[winkleclit]

may i have your attenton please

[thewertsearch]

GC: 1 DONT SUPPOS3 1 COULD T4LK YOU 1NTO PUTT1NG H1M OUT OF H1S M1S3RY B4S3D ON TH3 R3SULT OF 4 CO1N FL1P >:D […] TG: put your fucking death coin away jesus […] GC: YOUR3 OV3R3ST1M4T1NG 1TS R3L3V4NC3 H3R3 4NYW4Y […] GC: 4FT3R 1 FL1PP3D 1T, 1 D1DNT 3V3N LOOK 4T TH3 R3SULT!

As we've already covered, she didn't need a coin at all, because she wasn't the one splitting the timeline. Dave was the one tricked into splitting the timeline, and he did so by merely thinking about a coin.

I feel like I'm starting to understand the general idea of what it means to be a Seer of Mind, but I can't quite put it into words yet.

TG: i sent you the money i got all the fraymotifs tell me what is there thats left besides you jerking me around […] GC: YOUV3 GOT SOM3 WORK TO DO, 1 C4N T4K3 4 H1NT 4ND G1V3 YOU SOM3 SP4C3 TO DO 1T >:] GC: J4D3 1S GO1NG TO N33D YOUR H3LP ON H3R N1C3 FROST3D M4RSHM4LLOW PL4N3T

Hell yes!

Assuming Dave takes Terezi's advice - and assuming we don't get trolled, like we did when John and Rose met up - then Jade is about to meet another human for the first time in almost a decade.

...fuck. Jade hasn't seen another human in almost a decade. Sometimes I forget just how isolated she is.

TG: i still dont really get what you did TG: was the trick really necessary TG: it sounds like TG: the splitoff was a result of both possible decisions i could have made TG: and had fuckall to do with your coin or randomness or luck GC: 3X4CTLY!!!

Fortune and luck are more Vriska's department. Terezi only ever pretends to use luck, tricking people into thinking she's playing a game of chance, when she's actually playing chess.

The coin never actually matters - and if she's convinced you that it does, she's already won.

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

[karkatbug]

This started as a joke but now I genuinely want a GBBO themed bday party.

HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY KARKAT! I CONTINUE TO LYSFM!

2024 . 06 . 12

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[bigmilkagenda]

Urgent and very serious and well-reasoned theory: the biggest difference between Archives-verse and Protocol-verse is that Protocol takes place in a dimension where no one is, ever was, or will ever be named Michael.

[v0idwraith]

oh yeah also for people watching the edge of sleep who haven’t listened to the podcast, be aware that self harm is a not insignificant part of dave’s backstory and is also used as a method to keep the characters awake.

[juney-blues]

meat roxy is so funny because that whole thing is indicative of how homestuck is such a deeply transfem story that if you try picking a random character out of a hat to make transmasculine it's basically a coin flip as to whether you're overwriting a transfem narrative of some kind (and it's extra funny because the writers just so happened to roll Snake Eyes, Two Ones, critical failure, and did it to the character with perhaps the most blatant transfem coding of all time that just so happens to beautifully enhance her entire arc)