#would not be patriotic!

[wickjump]

bro we live in the worst possible timeline what the shit!!!!!!!!!!

[justaz]

peter, nauseous as fuck but refuses to admit that he feels ill:

rhodey who attended college with tony and knows the exact face he makes when he over does it, glances at peter (who is literally like a carbon copy of tony) and asks on instinct: what did you take?

peter, forcing his stomach to not spew everywhere, trying and failing to act casual: what? nothing. i didn't take anything.

rhodey activating his mom voice colonel voice: peter.

peter: i did what i had to. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out $40) and i won the bet.

rhodey: what did you do?

peter: i drank a gallon of bleach

rhodey, closes his eyes and takes a deep breath trying to process how peter is simultaneously better and worse than tony ever was: why...did you drink a gallon of bleach?

peter: i lost my backpack and needed money to buy a new one. and i cant ask may. shes bought seven over the last two months

rhodey:

peter:

[justice4spacedogs]

his head would explode if he learned ab the US school system 😔 (click image for better quality)

[dragonroilz]

[ryuusea]

221bakery in summer 🥵

[liliumofthevalleyy]

William may as well be a really socially awkward man, for the lack of a better phrase, at least in hugh society events. And no one can convince me otherwise.

'Cause this guy really decided the best, and perhaps his only, way to interact with the noblewoman was giving a math lecture

AT A TEA PARTY

Also not all these ladies just casually bringing in mathematical questions for him to solve at a tea party. They probably know math is the only way they can converse with him at great length. (I doubt high society knows of any of William's interests aside from math, and that's only because it's his well-known profession).

[littencloud9]

sherliam literally promised to stay by each others’ sides, and billy even called their promises MARRIAGE VOWS, and they’re still not listed as canon. at this point the closet is actual glass

[rawliverandcigarettes]

honestly, re: my last reblog, but it's so funny to me how unbearably annoying humans in mass effect are, like you guys!!!!! calm down!!! you JUST arrived!!! maybe take in your surroundings for 5 seconds before declaring you should be treated like the most special princesses of all and have all the advantages ever without any drawback and be recognized as the supreme leaders who have all the clarity and drive and righteousness to solve everything and be the victims of everyone's envy and meanness and the ultimate heroes who will save everyone in spite of themselves...... 😔😔😔

[toastsrambles]

thinking about john watson today.

for three years (give or take), he knew that sherlock and william were alive. and he told nobody.

he spent about three years lying to the entirety of london. the only person he told was miss hudson. he didn’t even tell mycroft or louis.

he didn’t know if they were ever coming back. how long was he prepared to lie for? when would he have reached his breaking point?

and was it worse? knowing that sherlock, his best friend, was alive but never coming back? not gone but out of reach, with nothing to be done? there’s hope, but doesn’t that make it worse? he can’t grieve because sherlock is still out there, still alive, but how could he be happy when sherlock is still gone?

sherlock is alive but it doesn’t feel like it. john is still grieving, in a way, for three long years.

[loremaster]

(spoilers below. listen along here)

[daily-crabbys]

Today's crab is: patriotism

[red-crescent-marigold]

okaaaay

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Albert: Remember the time you told me to not use the oven because doing so would cause bodily harm to myself and everyone around me

Mycroft, grabbing his keys: How many am I driving to the hospital?

Albert: Just me and Sherlock

[commsroom]

ideologically i don't agree with the fourth of july, but i know eiffel loves it. i know he does. guy who believes in the classic american cuisine of hot dog and hamburger in the park and the classic american pastime of stupid dangerous shit that makes loud noises.

[srdonix]

Steve and modern day fashion

[ryuusea]

pigtails, brothers-in-law