#would love to do this

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

really frustrated because of work so heres an idea.

why isnt there a lumity bodyguard au?

see below the cut for infodumping segment

the blights have been prone to being the isles' best scientists and inventors. having been in a business for years that generationally grew their wealth to a household standarized name.

everyone from here to there knows of them, however mysteriously alador ends up in a fatal accident.

leaving amity with the project he'd been working on for years. never finding results despite his incredulous breakthrough just before his death.

of which would jeopardize the emperor and all too well feed into the resistance's urge to overthrow his iron ruled fist.

being sent from the resistance, unbeknownst to amity herself, luz's one mission: protect the project and amity's welllbeing.

its said by agent clawthorne that two men want to have the last of the blight heir gone. hunter and william. if not for agent park, the two team up to secure blight manor.

willow taking on the name [pilot willow's name] and luz, lucia. being nothing more than a chef and a bodyguard.

blah blah blah i have no idea im just word dumping and this is stupid lol. but why isnt there any lumity bodyguard aus </3. anyway i enjoy like a uhhh- ....forbidden? ew. nono. like an undercover romance type of thing. i dont exactly have like a clean pitch of this idea bc im just doing it on the fly BUT HEAR ME OUT IT COULD BE SO FUN!!!

[scapegods]

Chosen of the Wolf

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[yuriisclumsy]

Me with Venti. I've made one animation, and a whole art gallery worth of drawings of him.

And Diluc, I'm making his house.

Ya ever fangirl so hard you make a small animation.

[gongyussy]

make men slutty again.

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bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:

[blu-ish]

Got a Polaroid camera for my birthday and instantly thought of these losers.

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[shyflops]

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[raggedytiger]

this is so bad but i permanently cropped the file so brutally that i can no longer edit it. whoops! also panels 4-7 were fully coloured but it looks better without for some reason. pomni (penny?) is such an ugly crier. i love my horrible failgirl accountant

[isjasz]

[mob killing noises] BAM!!!!1111!!

[novaneondream]

Anyways what kind of music do you think Eri listens to

[canonkiller]

but you can't keep holding on like this.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.

You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?

Click on their name. And look at their profile.

I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.

"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.

"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.

Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.

Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.

Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.

I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.

Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.

[falloutnewnobody]

donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.