#would love to do this

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

really frustrated because of work so heres an idea.

why isnt there a lumity bodyguard au?

see below the cut for infodumping segment

the blights have been prone to being the isles' best scientists and inventors. having been in a business for years that generationally grew their wealth to a household standarized name.

everyone from here to there knows of them, however mysteriously alador ends up in a fatal accident.

leaving amity with the project he'd been working on for years. never finding results despite his incredulous breakthrough just before his death.

of which would jeopardize the emperor and all too well feed into the resistance's urge to overthrow his iron ruled fist.

being sent from the resistance, unbeknownst to amity herself, luz's one mission: protect the project and amity's welllbeing.

its said by agent clawthorne that two men want to have the last of the blight heir gone. hunter and william. if not for agent park, the two team up to secure blight manor.

willow taking on the name [pilot willow's name] and luz, lucia. being nothing more than a chef and a bodyguard.

blah blah blah i have no idea im just word dumping and this is stupid lol. but why isnt there any lumity bodyguard aus </3. anyway i enjoy like a uhhh- ....forbidden? ew. nono. like an undercover romance type of thing. i dont exactly have like a clean pitch of this idea bc im just doing it on the fly BUT HEAR ME OUT IT COULD BE SO FUN!!!

[kensatou]

make men slutty again.

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[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[shyflops]

[yuriisclumsy]

Me with Venti. I've made one animation, and a whole art gallery worth of drawings of him.

And Diluc, I'm making his house.

Ya ever fangirl so hard you make a small animation.

[raggedytiger]

this is so bad but i permanently cropped the file so brutally that i can no longer edit it. whoops! also panels 4-7 were fully coloured but it looks better without for some reason. pomni (penny?) is such an ugly crier. i love my horrible failgirl accountant

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[isjasz]

[mob killing noises] BAM!!!!1111!!

[novaneondream]

Anyways what kind of music do you think Eri listens to

[canonkiller]

but you can't keep holding on like this.

[falloutnewnobody]

donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by

[keymintt]

YOU MUST TRY TO LOVE YOURSELF WHEN NOTHING ELSE DOES. THIS WILL BE THE HARDEST PART

[demaparbat-hp]

He truly did.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.

You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?

Click on their name. And look at their profile.

I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.

"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.

"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.

Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.

Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.

Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.

I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.

Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.

[vextech]

i love that i read SO many jayvik fics about the divorce beginning with jayce being horrified at what viktor had done with the hexcore, only for it to turn out that jayce actually did not give a SINGLE fuck, didn't even flinch at the sight of his hand and leg, and was ecstatic when it ended up saving his life. i am absolutely obsessed

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.