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lmao @ that reblog riffing off someone's post saying they think of wheat fields as mystical and corn fields as less so. the reblogger claims wheat seems magical to the op because it is "tied to the ancestral rituals and beliefs of most white people"
most white people's ancestors have been christian for hundreds if not over a thousand years. i hate to break it to the neopagans but we know very little about most prechristian european religious beliefs and a lot of what we do know comes through roman and/or christian writers. so those "ancestral rituals and beliefs" are vestigial at best and completely gone in most cases.
if they had just said "corn seems spookier than wheat to some white people because white people have been growing wheat for longer than corn and corn is associated with Native Americans and therefore with negative stereotypes," that would have been a defensible thesis
you could argue that when white people became interested in recovering the pre-christian beliefs of their ancestors, they carried existing patterns of meaning (including colonialist and racist bias) into the ways they reconstructed and built on those beliefs. that could explain why someone who finds spiritual meaning in a wheat field finds it there and not in a corn field. but that is a distinctly different argument
#for someone with a background like mine to claim they have some sort of cultural affinity for wheat rituals#when their ancestors probably converted to christianity about 1600-1200 years ago#would be absurd#to claim they have positive or negative associations with certain types of agriculture because of cultural history? that makes sense!#chris talks#of course there are syncretisms and vestiges that characterize different denominations and regions of christian practice#but that's not the same thing as a contiguous religious tradition
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#humans are a fun species#good for them#master splinter would approve#for the city#humans will always make gods out of the absurd
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charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️
#WOW WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT THEYD BE MY FAVORITES. THIS TOTALLY WASNT EXPECTED. NOT AT ALL.#i have lots of persona art its just uncolored dw#doing the shujin trio next i miss them so bad☹️☹️ also i need pegoryu content to stay sane and alive#anyway they're like. actually fucking insane ���💀💀💀#like lawlight level toxic yaoi its so absurd#like i was like damn soukoku is intense WHO ARE THESE FREAKS#WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY LIKE THIS.#ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE. LIKE EXTREMELY MENTAL AND SICK IN THE HEAD.#AKECHI IS A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH#god they actually make me so fucking AUAUAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH#i NEED to finish royal shidos palace GUTTED ME#they were initially so funny to me bc right off the bat you can tell how much of a FREAK akechi is just paraphrasing hegel#and being so ferevently obsessed with ren its like bro why is this guy straightup dickriding us for telling him we like our eggs well done#ANYWAY their dynamic always felt so sad to me bc it was akechi just desperately clawing for what ren had the entire time ☹️#and the more he realized how worthless he was in comparison the more mentally unhinged he became until he actually broke#me when the trope is “the love was there but it wasn't enough to save them” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (FUCKING DEVASTATING)#ermmm anyway yea they're neat. ig#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#goro akechi#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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I was originally gonna draw them playing russian roulette together but
#danganronpa#celestia ludenberg#kokichi ouma#nagito komaeda#my art#fanart#see the russian roulette was gonna be funny cuz celeste would would the normal way#but the gun would jam or something cartoonishly absurd would happen whenever it was nagitos turn#and then kokichi would just fake it
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Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.
Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.
#first of all absolutely no hate to izuocha#i actually really like them together romantically or not. i love their dynamic so much#but you must know just how hilarious and absurd it is#that this series started with them crushing on each other#and then ochako's attraction to deku became an important part of her character#BUT they completely turn it around and made it about#deku's meaning as a hero and being saved#and ochakos expression of love and understanding others#like. that is legit very compelling and a beautiful relationship#but they did not become A Couple. at least- nothing confirms nor denies it#just like how a queerbait relationship would be#absolutely hilarious. i honestly love how it ended like this#doesnt mean i love the ending tho. oh boy its weird and legit bad in many areas#But this? My god I am so fucking sold.#God bless izuocha bakudeku and togachako i love you all#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#mha 430#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#bakudeku#bkdk#tgck#togachako#i dont think I'll tag izuocha cus...im scared#i really dont hate it guys I promise I dont#izuku midoriya#ochako uraraka
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Part two of the reverse verse is here! The reverse boys meet the original boys. They're not really getting along as well as I had hoped...
Again, this was a commission for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are and they asked for angst/funny vibes... I think it's mostly just angst though. Oh, well...
Part one
#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#edwin x charles#reverse verse#there's a lot i could say about this one#the idea of someone telling edwin he's go to hell is absurd as it is#edwin telling edwin? lmao#the charles... oh they hate each other#reverse charles is angry (he always is) because this other version of himself was spared hell... in exchange for edwin going there?#obviously it doesn't work like that. og charles hadn't even been born when his edwin was sent to hell#but anger is not a rational thing. especially not for this boy#og charles? you don't want to know what he's thinking#i'm telling you anyways#he... kind of agrees. if someone had to go to hell#why edwin? why not him? there is an universe in which that happened#so why not this one? unfair#then again... look at this charles who did go to hell#he's explosive. he's DANGEROUS#he shouldn't be near edwin#if og charles had gone to hell would he be the same? would he be too angry to be trusted? would he be like his father?#and if so would that really count as saving edwin at all?#if this is the kind of best friend poor edwin would end up with?#on a happier note though#physical contact!! reverse charles loves it#i don't have all the details but his hell was on the rage ring so it was different to the dollhouse.#and it was a very violent place so boy loves gentle touches#luckily edwin is more willing to give them to him with each year#i think what the edwins are feeling is a lot more clear#but still would love to hear your thoughts
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most feared duo in yokohama
#pleuart#pleucas#bsd#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#chuuya#chuuya nakahara#dazai#skk#soukoku#chuuyas bike is so underrated and absurd#i know that it’s a very heartfelt and important gift but i see it as support for his descent into hedonism#if dazai can’t drive a car he sure as fuck can’t ride a bike or motorcycle#sorry for the inaccurate motorcycle anatomy#i had to make it so that a racing bike would fit two people :c#and apologies for the lack of horrific bright magenta#it just didn’t fit the color scheme 😔
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I love the Rodimas x Lost light shipformer. It reminds me of TFA ratchet and Omega Supreme but with romance~ plus imagine trying to mutiny and the Ship itself says “no :)’
[headcanon that to the lost light the Rod pod is like a plushie of the bf]
Owwwwwwww hahahfkg
....now I'm thinking about how...like...Getaway woud probably have to ask Sunder to mind control Lost Light....
And the whole thing with Rodimus being so eager to get his ship back from Getaway would be SO MUCH more personal.
#I just realized#we have Rodimus in mecha au right#and right now he's kinda lonely. No storyline no fun adventures he's just there#omg#if. IF. we had titan Lost Light in Mecha au#guys#the size difference#it will be ABSURD.#Rodimus wouldn't even be bacteria sized compared to Lost Light#even if we make LL a space shuttle instead of ship or titan#he would need a fucking microscope to see Roddy ahahahahahahh
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he giggles
#wriothesley#neuvillette#wriolette#neuvithesley#genshin impact#he goes aheeheehooheehoohee#i think once neuvillette figures out how to make him laugh. he'd do it all day. and the formula is simple too he just gotta say something#really stupid. and absurd. in his usual super serious iudex voice#and wriothesley is in stitches. it's so easy. he just gotta say 'yippee' and profit. 'slay queen' and wriothesley is incapacitated#also. imagine he's ticklish. but i dont think Neuv would tickle him intentionally I think he's like. 'i heard tickling gets violent fast'#'i will not resort to that to summon moethesley'#he doesn't want to Hurt Him he just wants to see him smile and laugh and be all pink in the face. but I do think he accidentally#sets him off all the time. with kisses (neck/ears) or just like grabbing his waist and suddenly wriothesley violently Wriggles yknow.#the tickled reaction. wriothesley laments the destruction of his scary big dog image every day#but. neuvillette would only make jokes at home anyway. and to be clear it's the simple fact that neuvillette is trying to Be Funny .#that's really funny to wriothesley. or just like his awkwardness. back before he figures out he can Intentionally make wriothesley laugh#he'd bewitch him with his his gap moeism#the layers to it. Wriothesley gets embarrassed later on when he catches on because he Knows Neuvillette likes seeing him all tickled.#and flustered. and that's like so mortifying bro what do you mean you're happy just seeing me being moe#and he's embarrassed because he should not be falling for it every single time. it should not be this funny#the nerves just makes him laugh even harder. and the whole time neuvillette is just sitting there. silently delighted. waiting for the#perfect comedic timing. so he can drop a 'cowabunga!' with the exclaimation mark and all. wriothesley can't even catch his damn breathe#art#my art
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posting every single one of the hex emojis/stickers that i've made thus far all in one place!!!!! had wayyyyy too much fun with these... and took the opportunity to flesh out some headcanons while i was at it :P some alternate crops/textless versions under the cut alsoo if anyone else wants to use them for evil in their discord servers
#fun fact the eleanor awooga one is called :MILFSPOTTED:#myart#warframe#warframe 1999#arthur nightingale#aoi morohoshi#amir beckett#eleanor nightingale#quincy isaacs#leticia garcia#tennocreate#i havee so many more general wf emojis i would like to make . BUT i must conserve my energy...!!! i spent an absurd amount of time on these#LMFAO#i really love how aoi's came out. i luv drawing her face........she has such a nice color scheme#couldnt resist the urge to give her dunkleosteus teeth. chomp chomp :D
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#homestuck#i had to get a pic because this is so fucking absurd i knew i never wouldve been taken seriously#who would believe. Karkat license plate. NOBODY#forum posting#treat for people checking out the og post#this was in a kroger parking lot. which feels on brand#1k
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give this angle another tri
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#stanford pines#theraprism#gravity falls fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#yeah I finally checked out thisisnotawebsitedotcom hooray!#don’t ask what everything on the second page says#I don’t even remember at this point LMAO#I just wanted to make it look neat but now my hand hurts from all that coded writing#there also may be some spelling errors in there bc that always seems to happen with me HAHUIHS#by merely messing up the cipher lmao#I based Scalene and Euclid off of old cartoon parents#Scalene is based around just like…50s cartoon mom#and Euclid has that 50s cartoon dad thing but also Professor Utonium#little billy….he’s just my young Miles Edgeworth…he’s Astro Miles real…#when I think of his home world I envision it all 50s styled#like cartoon depictions of that time with bright colours and bold geometry#in my head it’s idealistic but done so on purpose so that destroying such a place would be an even more absurd thing to do#destruction caused by his hubris and thirst for wanting something MORE wihtout appreciating what it was he already had#and now he has nothing in the end and it’s his fault and he knows it#thinking about him missing his parents and regretting that decision every single day hurts me 😭
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EVERYONE GET FUCKING WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#sorry for the absurd life series fanart it will happen again#if anyone was gonna win fucking crazy life it would be him#his capacity for craziness is unmatched. KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#wild life#life series#mcyt#fanart#masondrawing#eyestrain#cw eyestrain#wild life spoilers
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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Steve probably should have had surgery after Vecna died, because Hanahaki's roots seemed deep, but he chose to alternate between Max and Eddie's hospital rooms. There was no time to waste on his own health.
His parents were back this time. They had sold their house and bought a huge apartment for Steve, who wanted to stay in the city. His parents didn’t even question it, they just demanded his time for a week before leaving with a big hug and the promise of a trip somewhere nice that summer. If he had been a little younger, Steve would have been happier, but after so many years of neglect, all he could think was that this was as far as he was going to get.
A side note, an afterthought. They cared about their son, just not as much as they should have.
Steve's new apartment had four bedrooms, more than he needed, but he was glad his parents tried so hard to make up for it, because it meant he could offer Robin a room when she graduated and there would always be room for the kids. And Eddie and Wayne, who stayed with him while the government found them a new place to live.
Eddie made a joke about Steve's parents being more powerful than the government, for being able to find Steve a great place to live so quickly in a broken city while he and Wayne had to wait.
Wayne was usually around, and despite being a somewhat taciturn man, it was easy to see the love that overflowed for Eddie. It made Steve think of his mother, who had loved and suffered so intensely that she had developed Hanahaki.
And yet, she was not with him.
The cough got worse.
One day, Steve woke up in the middle of the night, struggling after yet another nightmare of torture. Some days, it was easy to forget about Vecna in favor of that hour beneath the Mall, with his life in someone else's hands. On days like these, Robin was needed more than ever, but her parents didn't want her away so much, so sleeping in his new apartment was hardly an option. Calling her wasn't a good idea either, because all it would do was stress her out and they'd end up up all night on the phone. So he resigned himself to taking medication and going out to the balcony, longing for the fresh, clean night air.
He would turn on the TV or music, but he didn't want to wake Eddie, so he just stood outside with his eyes closed and imagined being alone again when Wayne and Eddie left, then tried to imagine what the trip with his parents would be like, if it were to happen. Steve still wasn't sure if he wanted to go, but it might be nice. Maybe he'd get something out of being away from Hawkins for a while. Maybe the coast would make it easier to breathe.
As lost in thought as Steve was, after years of trauma it was impossible not to be aware of the sounds around him, so when Eddie opened the bedroom door and started walking down the hall, he heard it. He stayed silent, not wanting to disturb Eddie.
Of course, Eddie didn't care and showed up a few minutes later with some tea.
For your cough, man.
After that, it became almost a ritual between them. Eddie was always there when Steve woke up startled, and Steve reciprocated. They always had nightmares, so who went to who depended on which one of them woke up first.
Sometimes they would stare at the stars in silence, other times they would talk. Most nights, they would end up in Eddie's bed, in one of the spare bedrooms, without touching each other.
Steve's room, which was definitely his and not a temporary arrangement, felt too intimate.
At the same time, Eddie began asking more and more about Steve's throat, about his shortness of breath, if he was okay, when he planned to go to the hospital. The questions became so frequent that Wayne noticed, too.
The feeling of being cared for was too much. Feared and desired in equal measure.
Eddie shouldn’t even be doing all this, because he was still bandaged, still covered in pink scars, still had a long way to go in physical therapy.
For the second time in his life, Steve felt suffocated by love.
This time, Steve almost hated it. Because he was in love with Eddie, because Eddie didn’t know the things Robin knew. Even if he loved Steve back, how could Steve demand that Eddie take care of him?
Mr. Harrington had reasons to stay with Mrs. Harrington. Although no one talked about it, Steve was sure that his father had been the trigger for his mother’s Hanahaki. And maybe if she had never left, chasing her father across the country, trying to be happy with him to stay alive, maybe… Just maybe, Steve wouldn’t have been alone and maybe he would have been healthy.
Neither Eddie nor anyone else had a good reason to pursue any kind of happiness or emotional stability with Steve.
In addition to the burden of living with a chronic, progressive disease that would possibly become terminal at some point, being emotionally involved with someone with Hanahaki was very complicated. It required loyalty, responsibility, patience, a willingness to accept endless arguments and a desire to reconcile.
Communication was essential. Making sure the other person felt good and loved, comfortable and safe. All of this was too much work, too demanding.
Loving Steve was a prison.
I'll try to post part 3 soon. I've already written the ending, but I'm thinking about how to connect this part to the ending, which will be happy.
#It's Hanahaki#but a little different#More realistic#I guess#I always think about how#even though people have flowers growing out of their chests#they recover so easily and there are no major problems other than difficulty breathing#It's pretty absurd#I think it would cause massive damage to the entire body#But I like to think that a slow progression and symptom control would be a good thing to incorporate#Also#I think it would be possible to treat some of the complications#Maybe I'll do another post later#just to talk about some of the things I think about how Hanahaki could affect multiple organs#eddie munson#steve harrington#steddie#stranger things
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Okay, so, not that anyone but me had a concern, but I'd like to let everyone know:
Yes,
the rollator does coord.
#20dollarlolita#20dollarcoordposts#20dollarlolita on wheels#lolita fashion#eglcommunity#classical lolita#classic lolita#Guess who got home from work and got into a full coord just to check if it coords#definitely not me as that would be an absolutely absurd thing to go about doing
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if anyone thinks i’m being too mean you need to realize that this is the situation we’re dealing with. all you need is the music. we are like borderline dark comedy
#james somerton#this genuinely feels like a sunny in phili skit where the gang fakes committing to avoid their 100k grift#like cmon guys. you can’t be nice to him.#this is like genuine con man shit#like this is smth a script writer would throw out because it’s absurd#🌙.txt
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