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ykw?? maybe it’s my fucking fault for knowing how to read in english
#because WHAT DO YOU MEAN it’s made its way into a literal published novel#abby jimenez when i fucking find you#worst wingman ever#abby jimenez#v.txt
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Title: Worst Wingman Ever
Author: Abby Jimenez
Series or standalone: standalone
Publication year: 2024
Genres: fiction, romance, contemporary
Blurb: Holly is dealing with the impending death of her grandmother, and still reeling from a bad breakup. One bright spot is a Valentine's Day card on her windshield...even if it wasn't meant for her. An amusing mistake soon turns into a lovely exchange of anonymous notes, little acts of kindness, and a growing affection between two strangers. What happens when one of them has to say goodbye?
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The Improbable Meet-Cute
The Improbable Meet-Cute es una colección de seis novellas escritas por seis autores diferentes. La serie es exclusiva de Amazon Prime Reading y Audible. Así que, cualquier persona que tenga una membresía de Amazon Prime, puede leer y/o escuchar los libros gratuitamente. Como ya mencioné todos los libros en esta colección son novellas; el más corto tiene cuarenta páginas y el más largo, ciento…
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#Abby Jimenez#Ashley Poston#Christina Lauren#Drop Cover and Hold On#Jasmine Guillory#Rosie and the Dreamboat#Royal Valentine#Sally Thorne#Sariah Wilson#The Exception to the Rule#The Improbable Meet-Cute#With Any Luck#Worst Wingman Ever
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BOOK REVIEW: WORST WINGMAN EVER BY ABBY JIMENEZ
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This is one of the Amazon Original Stories in the Improbable Meet-Cute collection. I’ve never read a book by Abby Jimenez, but have long had her on my TBR, so this felt like a great way to introduce myself to her. This meet cute follows Holly, a hospice nurse caring for her ailing grandmother, and John, a handyman finding his footing after his girlfriend moved to Japan to be with someone else.
I loved their story. They would leave things on Holly’s car, and meet face to face without realizing it, after John placed a Valentine on the wrong Honda. The notes they leave are funny and casual, while also being caring and thoughtful. I was convinced they would never realize who the other way.
The quote is from Holly’s grandmother, and I think it’s a beautiful sentiment at the end of someone’s life.
#book review#book reviewer#2024 reviews#contemporary romance#abby jimenez#worst wingman ever#meet cute
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WWW Wednesday — 7 February 2024
Hello bookworms!! Welcome to this week’s WWW Wednesday — 7 February 2024!! WWW Wednesday is a weekly meme hosted by Sam @ Taking on a World of Words, where you answer the three following questions: What did you recently finish? What are you currently reading? And, what do you think you’ll read next? Let’s see what I have been reading… (All images will link to Goodreads if you click on them.…
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#Abby Jimenez#Book#Currently reading#Elle Kennedy#House of Flame and Shadow#Improbable Meet-Cute#Kathryn Purdie#Meet-cute#Reading#Reading next#Recently finished#Rogue#Rosie and the Dreamboat#Sally Thorne#Sarah J Maas#TBR#The Forest Grimm#Worst Wingman Ever#WWW Wednesday
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azul stronger than me bc if the tweels trapped me on a boat with my crush and started blasting the soppiest song known to man id seriously jump off
#twst#twisted wonderland#azul ashengrotto#jamil viper#jade leech#floyd leech#jamiazu#azujami#jamil x azul#azul x jamil#heartscribbles#floyd and jade are the worst wingmen ever#because 1) floyds concept of wingmanning romance is ''just smash their faces together and they'll figure it out''#2) jade's concept of wingmanning romance is ''put them in Situations they hate. it's always amusing to watch regardless of if it works''#and 3) both of them take great pleasure in being the least helpful people you have ever met
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Worst Wingman in the History of Ever
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I'm certain Mizu killed the iota of hope Akemi had of running away with Taigen if there was any to begin with 😭😭😭 cuz she was like-
"You're begging to eat trash"
"He's searching for you, stubborn enough he'll find you"
"He believes he loves you very much"
"He's not a good man, but he could be a great one"
Mizu's internal monolog was like, Girl, run away with him if you want. He's not all that but he might grow if you put him in water. Your call really. Don't put it on me.
#mizu be the worst wingman ever#mizu gives advice like a salesman who doesn't want you to buy anything#even akemi was like... miss thing?#are you convincing me or warning me?#blue eye samurai#mizu blue eye samurai#akemi blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai mizu#ringo blue eye samurai#taigen blue eye samurai#bes akemi#akemi bes#mizu bes
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yusuke ruins valentines day
#persona 5#ryugoro#ryuji sakamoto#yusuke kitagawa#goro akechi#the best ryugoro is ryugoro where yusuke is the worst thirdwheel/wingman ever#akechi ate the wings btw#fucking craske “chicken wings would stop me from being aro” when i showed it in our server GIRL#ryuake#akeryu#indigo's idiosyncrasies
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Why are you mad Boromir? What are you writing? Are you dissing Aragorn in favor of your little brother AGAIN? The poor Eowyn has already received ten letters in the last three days, at this point you’re just sabotaging him!! :’D When @greypetrel showed me the sketch of this, I had to ask if I could color it. The leg posing, his expression, the shrimp stance... he’s just perfect and I really hope I did him justice!! ;; Looking forward for you to seeing her lines because they’re flawless ;; collabing with her is always such a treat, however collabing with her on my absolute favorite rocket launched me to saturn and beyond out of happiness <3
#artists on tumblr#fanart#lotr#boromir#collab#greypetrel#digital art#adobe photoshop#sacherali#flirting?? are you serious??#right in front of my firepit??#worst wingman ever but best in being a big brother#he's gonna say faramir collects flowers in spring isn't he#oh no
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(since this was an anthology-series-collection i'm just reviewing them all together)
the improbable meet-cute collection review:
dear god turns out none of these nyt bestselling authors apart from christina lauren knows what a short story is or how to write one!!
1 — the exception to the rule: this was super cute. the only story in here that qualifies as a proper short story honestly. definitely would read again and like i thought this was a sign that i would love the anthology. oh how wrong i was...
2 — worst wingman ever: i should have stopped when i read the word "unalived" but noooooo !!! i had to go and read the rest. there are also weird stereotypes about gay people?? and like this one genuinely has the absolute worst setting as far as romance stories go
3 — rosie and the dreamboat: i should have learned my lesson after reading the hating game but of course fucking not. why does the fmc talk like a baby and why does the mmc talk to her like she's a little girl and he's her dad EUGHHHHH BROTHER EUGHHHHHH her sister is a BITCH btw??? because i would prioritise making sure my sister is safe over setting her up with a hot man. jfc. also PLEASE no man who says "my ma" can ever be a dreamboat fuck off
4 — drop, cover, and hold on: at this point, i was starting to realise that a lot of writers think that short stories are just smaller novels also ngl until like 65% i did not know what the mmc was called. yeah this was... not good the only think i like about this is the setting, fucking love bakeries man
5 — with any luck: ashley poston i knew you wouldn't disappoint me after the last three absolute trainwreck stories. wish it was a little longer tho!!
6 — royal valentine: BORINGGGGG he's a pissy little man child btw like they're both lying about the exact same thing and he's somehow fucking mad at her??? girl???? also the authors WRITES DOWN the mmc's scottish accent so words like "wasnae" and "dinnae" are very common. i wanted to burn my kindle.
in summary; i did this to myself i literally have no excuses
#✦: book reviews#book#books#book review#book reviews#fiction#bookblr#books and reading#booklr#romance reads#romance#christina lauren#the exception to the rule#abby jimenez#worst wingman ever#sally thorne#rosie and the dreamboat#jasmine guillory#drop cover and hold on#ashley poston#with any luck#sariah wilson#royal valentine#the improbable meet cute series
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I think in some kind of dds modern au Heat would still have to be really fixated on the idea of eating people
#argilla voice dude you totally embarrassed me at the bar last night when you started talking to that girl about cannibalism you are the#worst wingman ever.
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wanted to immortalize the funniest failed roll i’ve ever made in my entire history playing this game
#my art#dnd#d&d#dungeons and dragons#dnd character#oc tag#ajax#knicky#this was supposed to be a NICE DINNER to help ROMANCE AN NPC i am the worst wingman ever
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benny finds my thing for securitrons incredibly funny but i find him incredibly attackable.So
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Danny gets back together with Rachel and immediately becomes way too preoccupied with finding Steve another girlfriend. and I'm sure it has nothing to do with a need (that he is actively repressing) to take his One Major Distraction off the market
#and I'm also sure that his being absolutely the worst wingman ever has nothing to do with an even-more-repressed need to sabotage any#possibility of Steve ever finding another girlfriend.#H50 tag
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CABOOSE COPIED WASHS CATCHPHRASE THING.........
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