#world of pure imagination

[creativecuquilu]

This Wednesday I've watched Wonka. And just have one thing to say: This was the sweetest film I've ever seen in my life. Chamalet's Wonka will guarantee you a large dentist's bill, and the fourteen songs that play through the movie are worthy of a butterfly-worthy belly ache. That is not all, Mr. Bean and Hugh Grant are here as well! I do believe Timothee is about my age - his career began in 2018. After all, most actors began acting by at least 15-25 years old, for example, Johnny Depp, who also played Willy, was like 16 in Nightmare on Elm Street! Just remember: if the film's opening/closing credits say "introducing X", that means is somebody's first debut. In conclusion, I highly reccomend this movie. Not for the diabetics/allergics to sugar though! And bonus points...it shares Paddington's director and Harry Potter's producer. Hope you like it! Artwork (c) @CreativeCuquiLu Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (c) Warner Bros. Entertainment Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (c) Warner Bros. Entertainment Wonka (c) Warner Bros. Entertainment, HeyDay Films and Village Roadshow Pictures Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (in general) (c) Roald Dahl WATCH IT - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MyrGe8-9M0

[mishalogic]

Little kids!

Come with me, and we'll be in a,

"world of pure imagination"... teddies world

[vaguely-concerned]

the question is who taught lucanis to knit. was it something he already knew how to do or is he picking it up over the course of the game as part of his 'if I manage to cram enough hobbies in there I won't have to sleep again ever. easy' experiment. did he learn it out of a book (as a sometime knitter, a horrifying thought but I wouldn't put it past him). as hilarious as I find the mental image of caterina with knitting needles I do not believe in it, did he pick it up from someone in the household staff growing up the same way he did cooking. is the sweater he wears with his introductory armour his own work (very funny if so it's just so. incredibly neutral toned and sensible.) I understand why he never does it on screen because animating knitting is the devil's own work and bioware were right to dodge right past it no one should wish themselves that kind of pain, but do you think off-screen he's using it the same way davrin does whittling during team meetings and book club nights (for real the grandmas were so right for this: knitting during social group situations is a neurodivergent life hack like you wouldn't believe if doodling isn't your thing/isn't doing it for you). it's that or sharpening his knives and some people seem to get a bit nervous about that so he mostly sticks to the knit one purl one of it all. does he make things for the team. for romanced rook perhaps. boring but useful things like socks and scarves, to be clear. I think mr. 'I made you a cake (cautiously marital intent)' would not mean to impress just make sure your feet weren't cold jogging around the heights of athim killing darkspawn. knitting more socks for harding so she won't get cold walking around everywhere in her fereldan *checks notes written on palm* clogs. some of taash' outfits... you think rook and lucanis are letting them walk around the anderfels like that without at least a token sensible scarf on even tho adaari are built different in terms of body temperature. I say no not in my lighthouse they would team up and mother hen them to shathann levels before they'd let that happen. (the scarf has dragons on it taash thinks it's kind of cool actually.) a bobble hat for manfred not because he really needs it but because he wanted to feel included. assan indignantly tries to steal it and fly away with it so he gets his own scarf to promote peace between the lighthouse little guys and it works. help.

[pinacoladamatata]

come with me and you'll be-

[dancingundermoonlight101]

Devil x Angel

LOOK, IM A SUCKER FOR CLICHES!!! Did this on the MegOP server while on vc with the lovely people there <3

[unlimitedhearts]

RIP Tumblr you would have loved Psych 😭

[blueskittlesart]

at a certain point i think we need to acknowledge that art is very rarely created accidentally. if you can see a theme in a work than that theme was, more likely than not, at least somewhat intentional on behalf of the creator. you don't put a piece of yourself out into the world without thinking about what it means at least a little bit.

[secondbeatsongs]

it's so funny trying to talk to people about Speed Racer (2008), because it's like...what if there was a guy who drove a car so well that he defeated capitalism

[imaraincloud]

there's a lot of things to love about the pjo series, and I do love all of it, however. in this third episode, watching the pegasus (pegasi?) just hanging around and existing? inexplicable childlike wonder.

[creativecuquilu]

Here is also a bonus quicky Wonka because yesterday I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and I have to say one thing. I've developed a new crush, and his name is Gene. No, seriously. Gene Wilder as Mr. Wonka is too damn cute. As sweet as to fill your entire toothset with cavities, and his two shiny piercy blueberry eyes make my tummy ache with love! And the best part about this movie - you can watch it on a sigh. And Gene's voice when singing World of Pure Imagination 🥺🥺 Hope you like it! Artwork (c) @CreativeCuquiLu Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (c) Warner Bros. Entertainment Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (c) Roald Dahl

Also, prepare for a s🍫tload of AI generated sillyness where he is featured as well.

[dazais-guardian-angel]

Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3

[ghostinthegallery]

Necron characters scored on how well they can hold their liquor:

Imotekh: 6/10 Above average but has less of a constitution than one would think. Needs nano scarabs to keep him from getting drunk too fast. Gets real mopey when he's sloshed

Szarekh: 11/10 Has been drinking away the horrors for millennia, does not intend to stop now. Constantly searching for stronger stuff, might actually try to hit up Slaanesh if he gets desperate

Trazyn: 9/10 life of the party, tells the best stories, unfortunately gets stuck with an incredibly depressed and somehow mostly sober Szarekh at the end of the night

Orikan: 1/10 Much worse at holding his liquor than he thinks. Either violently angry or violently horny when drunk but there's no way to know which it will be

Phillias: 8/10 drinks most anyone under the table but you can detect her foot subtly tapping to the music halfway through the night. By the end she is doing karaoke

Anrakyr: 7/10. Good but not the best. Usually winds up as the DD anyways

Zahndrekh: 8/10 but acts like a 4/10 because he likes to have a good time and if he is silly enough people will buy him drinks

Obyron: sober but enjoys the mocktails Zahndrekh insists on ordering for him

Szeras: 3/10 and he will make that everyone else's problem

Zultanekh: 10/10, perfected the art of drinking, even Szarekh brightens up when Zultanekh hits the bars

Oltyx: -13/10 He still gets carded. Manages to get through one beer and then is immediately on the floor

Yenekh: 2/10 would be higher but he is doing shots early to try and get the courage to ask Oltyx out before Oltyx passes out in a corner. He has yet to get the timing right

Lysikor- ?/10 Somehow everyone else winds up drunk while he is inexplicably sober

[essektheylyss]

WWE Final Result: Eventually, There's Only One Left...

And the polls are closed.

It has been a wild week, and these thirty-two wizards have sure been through some situations. You've cheered! You've cried. You've laughed, I hope. You've written glorious speeches, made videos, edited memes, and shown off some impressive artistic prowess. To get a bit sentimental here, it was a joy and an honor to campaign alongside and against you all, and to see what awe-inspiring and absurd things you have created in defense of your wizards.

But as it always must, it has come down to one.

Our winner of the World Wizard Entertainment is, with the power of friendship, comedic bits, and unstoppable tiddies: Caleb Widogast.

Here is the trophy, it's leaving my hands— and— it's already gone. Does anyone see Mrs. Brenatto? No? Okay.

The Keeper of Scrolls has kindly invited the competitors out for drinks on the Por'co tab before hopping over to Tal'dorei to clean out Mr. Gilmore's shop of arcane foci, so there will be no opportunity for autographs, and if you are looking for glorious goods, I suggest you try the Marquet locations.

All four of Pumat Sol will be out of commission for a week—that shopkeep parties hard.

(Oh no, yeah, no one's dead, hahaha, when I said there was only one left you thought—? oh boy, no, these weren't death matches, you're thinking of Garyon Garrington's Plunder Games. No, they're not airing right now. Something about a lawsuit, I think.)

If you would like to relive the saga of the World Wizard Entertainment, you can find those posts here, along with the original rankings, methodology, poll results, and campaigning. Do peek through the notes for more spectacular commentary, as it is delightful. (And if you would like to see even more of the absurd and wacky content that did not make it into the main tag while I was trying not to clutter things, #VETHSWEEP.)

Now please check your DMs, as one lucky winner has been chosen... to pay for my ensuing therapy bill! This kind of mental tenacity ain't cheap, folks.

The Ultimate Losers tournament commences on Thursday, March 2nd, at 7pm PST. As if defeat at the hands of a kind, underappreciated teacher and animal lover wasn't enough, Ludinus Da'leth is coming BACK FOR MORE against the Bells Hells!

And lastly, thank you all so much for participating. I know some of us have had our differences, but now, at the end, we come together—and if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's Veth Brenatto's Big Naturals.

(Wait— Sorry, who's calling? Say that name again. Vinni— Vince? Vince Mc—? Nah, don't recognize him.

Put it through to voicemail.)

[patchwork-crow-writes]

95 - Embrace

(inspired by this awe-inspiring Titan!Ralsei fanart by @groovygladiatorsheep. Check it out, it's simply breathtaking!)

Ah… how small the stars seem from here - how fragile, like snowflakes upon warm skin.

Once, I was also small, a faint shadow against the brilliance of your forms. Now I am All, and All the world is me. The radiant night sky, twin moons keeping an eternal vigil; the bounteous green fields, where boundless hopes and dreams shall soon come to resplendent flower; the rolling hills and valleys of my body shall provide gorgeous vistas and soothing shelter both. A perfect paradise which shall know no strife, where love shall forever reign supreme.

Oh, my precious little lights, my flickering fireflies… how fiercely you shine in your doomed defiance of the encroaching dark! How you tremble so, at the approach of my wondrous new epoch! But fret not, for even now I have not forgotten you. Though you are naught but specks to me, the love I feel for you burns as ardently as it ever did. Here in my gently-cupped hands you shall now know rest, a perfect tranquillity which neither blinding light nor endless night may ever disrupt. All who stand arrayed against us, former friends and foes alike, shall be utterly crushed by my infinite adoration, rendered inert by the blanket of my blessed protection.

Sleep now, my treasured ones. Let my gentle sighs rock you like the softest of lullabies, and my countless kisses shower upon your skin like shooting star wishes streaking across a sunless sky. I shall swaddle you forever in my all-encompassing embrace, persisting for all time next to the unending abyss of my heart.

So it is that the world ends nigh, With not a roar but loving sigh.

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The Dark Menagerie No. 95

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[doglover502]

Suddenly remembered that one of the WT locations in production was Hershey Pennsylvania and I’m 100% certain if this had happened it would’ve been a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory parody

[funuya]

i kept joking about fire emblem while reading danmaca