#drunk orikan luckily cannot to chronomancy he cannot get the hand signs right

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Necron characters scored on how well they can hold their liquor:

Imotekh: 6/10 Above average but has less of a constitution than one would think. Needs nano scarabs to keep him from getting drunk too fast. Gets real mopey when he's sloshed

Szarekh: 11/10 Has been drinking away the horrors for millennia, does not intend to stop now. Constantly searching for stronger stuff, might actually try to hit up Slaanesh if he gets desperate

Trazyn: 9/10 life of the party, tells the best stories, unfortunately gets stuck with an incredibly depressed and somehow mostly sober Szarekh at the end of the night

Orikan: 1/10 Much worse at holding his liquor than he thinks. Either violently angry or violently horny when drunk but there's no way to know which it will be

Phillias: 8/10 drinks most anyone under the table but you can detect her foot subtly tapping to the music halfway through the night. By the end she is doing karaoke

Anrakyr: 7/10. Good but not the best. Usually winds up as the DD anyways

Zahndrekh: 8/10 but acts like a 4/10 because he likes to have a good time and if he is silly enough people will buy him drinks

Obyron: sober but enjoys the mocktails Zahndrekh insists on ordering for him

Szeras: 3/10 and he will make that everyone else's problem

Zultanekh: 10/10, perfected the art of drinking, even Szarekh brightens up when Zultanekh hits the bars

Oltyx: -13/10 He still gets carded. Manages to get through one beer and then is immediately on the floor

Yenekh: 2/10 would be higher but he is doing shots early to try and get the courage to ask Oltyx out before Oltyx passes out in a corner. He has yet to get the timing right

Lysikor- ?/10 Somehow everyone else winds up drunk while he is inexplicably sober