#work shenanigans

[loneguitars]

I forgot to updated but yea left him at the store and came in the next day to this 😭

[free-n-wild]

GUYS GUYS GUUUUYS I GOT MY FIRST GANG-GANG AT WORK TODAY LOOK AT THIS FANCY FELLA!! 🥺

[angeldrawsstuffs]

GUESS WHO’S BACK

BACK AGAIN

(After four months of campaigning… I got to bring her out again- even if just for one day-)

[bethanythebogwitch]

Working with hunters is interesting

[reimeichan]

Coworker: hey are you good at tasting teas?

Me-as-Ginger: yeah absolutely I drink teas all the time, what's up?

Coworker: can you tell if I over-steeped this?

Me: yeah can you hand me a cup of water first to wash down this vanilla latte I'm drinking?

Coworker: *hands me the water and tea*

Me: *rinses out the taste of coffee, give myself a second, then tasting the tea* yeah that's very definitely over-steeped

Coworker: cool thanks man

Me: no problem. *takes a sip of my latte* god I fucking hate this drink why did I even order it

Me:

Me:

Me-as-Green: GOD DAMMIT I SWITCHED JUST TO TASTE THE TEA DIDN'T I

[disspencer05]

Got bored at work, created Veggie-Zoro and Pasta-Sanji @deadwooder-emo

[echosblanketfort]

A conversation with my coworker who I will call Frank:

*Talking about bugs etc and Frank mentions he always takes spiders outside*

Neon: I love spiders 🥺 they're so cute and wise.

Frank: Wise???

Neon: Did you know jumping spiders can see the moon?

Frank: That doesn't make them wise.

Neon: Well, can you spin a web?

Frank *Slightly sad*: No, you're right

[sapphanimates]

the kids at work turned me into an art factory again.

[silverskye13]

One of the funny things about being on the Very Important Weekly Sales Call is I sometimes say things during the call that have direct consequences.

For example:

Me: Oh, that one looks pretty

The GM: Okay, we'll bid on it. Skye never compliments the cars so it must be good

And, from today:

Me: I really like the Corolla Cross. I like the SUV style. My next car will probably be a Cross.

The GM: Bid on the Cross, Skye. You can buy it retail.

Me, sweating visibly: Don't say things like that.

[sissybeary]

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

dog job rocks

[jothemouse]

one thing i love about my job is that our print manager loves laminating all the art everyone leaves around

it's so much fun to see my doodles laminated and put up on his little gallery wall <333

[free-n-wild]

A new step in my animal career, I just started volunteering at a wildlife shelter! 18 months from now and I'll be a rehabilitator/carer myself, can't wait ❤️ Anyways check out this albino magpie my mentor has, isn't he a beauty? c:

[angeldrawsstuffs]

“Fellas, is it gay to hold your best friend’s hand while saving the world?”

-Me about the Dreamzzz S2 finale at work today

[pedrospatch]

one of our clients came in and had a bag full of brand new plushies in her car she gave me a Pascal I just fucking can’t—💀💚

[aces-to-apples]

No one at work ever appreciates how funny I am