#work shenanigans

[loneguitars]

I forgot to updated but yea left him at the store and came in the next day to this 😭

[free-n-wild]

GUYS GUYS GUUUUYS I GOT MY FIRST GANG-GANG AT WORK TODAY LOOK AT THIS FANCY FELLA!! 🥺

[neonsblanketfort]

A conversation with my coworker who I will call Frank:

*Talking about bugs etc and Frank mentions he always takes spiders outside*

Neon: I love spiders 🥺 they're so cute and wise.

Frank: Wise???

Neon: Did you know jumping spiders can see the moon?

Frank: That doesn't make them wise.

Neon: Well, can you spin a web?

Frank *Slightly sad*: No, you're right

[silverskye13]

Girl help idiot spotted at the local car dealership

[sissybeary]

[angeldrawsstuffs]

Silly guy doing his silly stretches

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

dog job rocks

[pedrospatch]

one of our clients came in and had a bag full of brand new plushies in her car she gave me a Pascal I just fucking can’t—💀💚

[aces-to-apples]

No one at work ever appreciates how funny I am

[saandwich]

It’s even in his freaking colors bruh

[free-n-wild]

It's dangerous to go alone, take this,,

[totsnotfake13]

Lobster flops donated to work

[eddiediaaz]

at the call center there's an AI transcript tool that listens to our calls and it often helps, but sometimes...sometimes it gives us such funny moments, such as:

it's really hard not to laugh during a call sometimes kdsfjndsfdfs

[silverskye13]

sales manager more like. death manager. when i kill him for you

He's normally fine he's just also got, to quote my boss, "More money than common sense" and sometimes it really, really shows.

[ma-tsu-the-male-goddess]

Look what I made! The Driver’s name is Cornelius

And some progress photos:

[angeldrawsstuffs]

“Fellas, is it gay to hold your best friend’s hand while saving the world?”

-Me about the Dreamzzz S2 finale at work today