#work shenanigans

[loneguitars]

I forgot to updated but yea left him at the store and came in the next day to this 😭

[free-n-wild]

GUYS GUYS GUUUUYS I GOT MY FIRST GANG-GANG AT WORK TODAY LOOK AT THIS FANCY FELLA!! 🥺

[bethanythebogwitch]

Working with hunters is interesting

[echosblanketfort]

A conversation with my coworker who I will call Frank:

*Talking about bugs etc and Frank mentions he always takes spiders outside*

Neon: I love spiders 🥺 they're so cute and wise.

Frank: Wise???

Neon: Did you know jumping spiders can see the moon?

Frank: That doesn't make them wise.

Neon: Well, can you spin a web?

Frank *Slightly sad*: No, you're right

[silverskye13]

One of the funny things about being on the Very Important Weekly Sales Call is I sometimes say things during the call that have direct consequences.

For example:

Me: Oh, that one looks pretty

The GM: Okay, we'll bid on it. Skye never compliments the cars so it must be good

And, from today:

Me: I really like the Corolla Cross. I like the SUV style. My next car will probably be a Cross.

The GM: Bid on the Cross, Skye. You can buy it retail.

Me, sweating visibly: Don't say things like that.

[sissybeary]

[angeldrawsstuffs]

Silly guy doing his silly stretches

[totsnotfake13]

You are not immune to propaganda

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

dog job rocks

[pedrospatch]

one of our clients came in and had a bag full of brand new plushies in her car she gave me a Pascal I just fucking can’t—💀💚

[aces-to-apples]

No one at work ever appreciates how funny I am

[eddiediaaz]

hi so if you're calling customer service please don't do this:

caller: hi how are you? me: (knowing this is a bait, lying through my teeth) good and you? caller: BAD because-- (proceeds to dump everything on me)

[free-n-wild]

A new step in my animal career, I just started volunteering at a wildlife shelter! 18 months from now and I'll be a rehabilitator/carer myself, can't wait ❤️ Anyways check out this albino magpie my mentor has, isn't he a beauty? c:

[princesscallyie]

If a major change happens to how people earn their designations, why didn’t you tell me… THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR HANDING OUT DESIGNATIONS!!

[reimeichan]

Today at work...

Purple, bored out of her mind: hey can I pick up the last bit of someone's shift? :D Coworker 1: uhhh yeah sure

*2 hours later*

Green: ugh why the fuck did I pick up another shift Coworker 2 (who has LITERALLY NEVER WORKED WITH ME BEFORE): was it another alter Green: wait IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? Coworker 2: *pauses for about half a second, then nods very emphatically*

whyyyy am I still surprised how overt I am to the people around me 😭

[silverskye13]

Girl help idiot spotted at the local car dealership