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stonedopossums · 8 months ago
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it's been a while since I've posted work pics
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julykings · 1 year ago
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summer’s end
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videomilemarkers · 1 month ago
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This video has noise. Not sure if one would want to hear it or not.
This is the second video.
This one still has to deal with the goose patrol, however we are focusing on that actions of the dog.
This dog is absolutely amazing. Here is what I mean by that.
The dog will not go after people.
The dog will not go after other dogs.
The dog will not go after any ducks, or other wildlife.
The dog will not go onto the ice.
The only thing the dog does is go after the geese.
Also the dog will not touch the geese. If the dog ever touches a goose its instantly retired.
Now lets put that in a poem...
The dog will not chase those passing by, Not people, nor pups beneath the sky. It will not pursue ducks on the shore, Or wildlife that wanders—no, nevermore. The ice is forbidden, it stays on land, With steady resolve, it follows command. Its mission is simple, its focus is clear: To guide the geese, and keep them near. Yet never a touch, not a feather displaced, Its role is of presence, not of haste. For if ever a goose feels harm's embrace, The dog's work ends, and it leaves the chase.
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vox-anglosphere · 1 year ago
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As with doctors, British farmers make their daily rounds too.
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sailoreuterpe · 5 days ago
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Do you ever think about how much of yourself you leave behind? I've cried in museums and in cemeteries. I've scratched my shins more than once at the lake, deep enough to lose skin. I've sweated playing lazer tag with my coworkers. A bird somewhere probably used my hair to build their nest because a tree branch pulled out just enough strands. We leave so much of ourselves everywhere that we go and yet somehow those experiences make us grow and keep giving.
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fishareglorious · 11 months ago
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Thinking about that one minigame from Green Lake where you nyoom around the place with Tooth Fairy. Thinking about it happening in a literal way is cracking me up.
Local dentist is sliding around on the ground, phasing through the fences and sucker-punching carbuncles and critters while looking for teeth. Dentist is also reminiscing how she got those teeth to a gaggle of college-age people and two teenagers (one of the teeth is from accidentally hitting someone with her car, another is from intentionally punching someone so hard they lose that tooth).
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edsheerankinnie · 8 months ago
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Just remembered i had this in my drafts from when i was still recovering from art block in february omg
(this was supposed to come w the steven universe meme but i never got around to it. might include it in a rb tho)
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hwsforeignrelations · 4 months ago
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#hey boss#u uh- u said i was working sun n wed- can i have more consistent days so i have days to block out for interviews?#.#uve been forewarned#ok so its four months into my gap year and HOLY SHIT JOB SEARCHING IS SO FRUSTRATING#so im working as a clerk at this law firm mon and wed (only 8 hours total tho)#n i THOT i had my reatil job in the bag but then boss goes “yea im really sorry but i cant give u three days - only sundays and weds”#so i was like great ok i need another job thats cool ill just bliock out sundays and weds for potential employers#THEN on sat boss texts n goes “ahhh i dont need u till next week- also can u switch ur wed to fri”. ??????? MA'AM#so i go#she says sorry kid i dont WHICH IS FINE I APPRICIATE THE COMMUNICATION#so i have an interview the next day at a coffee shop for a time THE MANAGER OFFERED#i show up after having pit my day aside for this noon interview#i walk in employees go “uh ho manager stepped out”#she camnt come back for the rest of the day AND doesnt apologize in her email- just “unfourntallyyyy i didnt have time to check my email”#MAAM YOU SEND THE INVITE#whatever#luckily last friday i was invited to this job fair by like four diff locations in san fran n was immeditaly hired#(first trial shift tmr yay!)#but the commute is gonna be KILLER#however im hopeful n i love coffee so yay#also my pet sitting is taking off ive got two sits booked for october#which is suprising bc im also traveling for half the month#manchester edenbrough st andrews milan lake como babayyyyyyy#also this thursday im heading to chicago and maine for a wedding (yay go love!) and to tenessee for another wedding in jan#so now ive got law firm retail associate barista dog sitter n i just KNOW when the holidays roll around n both retail jobs will be wack ill#be floored#but. ahem anywats good things frustrating thinsg stressful things but GOD am i glad i took this gap year#oh yea and ive been hiking tones! lands end trail#tilden park
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bionicdogs · 6 months ago
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the boober dude has his consult with the specialist first thing tomorrow morning to get an official diagnosis and schedule the surgery. it’s incredibly obvious that he has a torn ligament but they like to do their own exam and diagnostics, so. we had a camping trip scheduled for the first week of august and i already have off of work for that, so i’m hoping to schedule his surgery right before it since he won’t be able to go camping anyway.
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dark-elf-writes · 2 years ago
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The reason kakashi didn’t teach team seven water walking is because it would have devolved into a full out water war with Sakura trying to drown Naruto between him jumping off increasingly high surfaces (or towers of clones) to make the biggest splash while Sasuke looked more and more like a pissed wet cat and eventually the three of them would have teamed up to try and get Kakashi just as soaked as they were.
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dazais-crab-addiction · 2 years ago
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Ah, help. I have no motivation to write but I want to work on one of my fics but I cant decide on which one...
Im too emotionally exhausted to write atm so its set to one week so I can pace myself lol
The first one is a multi chapter thats mostly funny with a bit of angst, the second is just me solidly trauma dumping and is super angsty (has a side of soukoku at the end), the third is ranpo and poe meeting after the several years but established relationship
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lakecoded · 2 years ago
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girls will go on a 3 hour walk to avoid writing their paper (i'm girls)
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dnickels · 8 months ago
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"Surely there was a better way to convey this information" probably! That may be why I'm no longer asked to contribute to our social media page at work!
But its that season again and i want to remind everyone that just because an object is vest-shaped and floats does not make it a lifejacket. Only a Coast Guard approved PFD is tested and rated to save your life. Here's an example of what I'm talking about:
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This...thing pops up in searches for "child's inflatable lifejacket" and bills itself as such. But scroll down and we find an explanation:
In contrast to life vests meant to keep your head above water, our vest enables you to swim smoothly with your head in the water. It keeps you buoyant longer for a safe and enjoyable experience - without worry of surprise riptides or fatigue.
Catch that? This thing is not intended to and will not keep your head above water, the single most important thing a personal flotation device should do. What if you are in a riptide and fatigued while wearing this thing and not longer able to keep your breathing hole above the water's surface? You're shit out of luck. You drown.
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Consumers may notice that there is a warning notice on the back, but the good people at Amazon have cleverly obscured it. We can still make out "does not protect [...] drowning". If your waterwings, floaties, or vest-shaped inflatable have a disclaimer like this then they are not rated to safe your life, your child's life, your dog's life, whatever!
By contrast, every Coast Guard approved PFD has labeling like this:
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It will clearly say USGC approved and have an approval number. It will say WHO it is rated for (infant, child, youth, adult), the size (small, medium large), an upper weight limit, and generally what kind of recreation its approved for (near shore versus offshore etc). It will give you instructions for proper use and signs that your lifejacket is nearing the end of its utility and needs to be replaced.
Not all personal flotation devices are suited for all activities. Whitewater kayaking and deep-sea fishing need more specialized gear than a day at the lake. But you should have, at minimum, a correctly-sized, well-fitting, CG approved PFD in serviceable condition for any kind of activity on or near the water. Have it, but most importantly, wear it!!!!!
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timey-fandom-stuff · 11 months ago
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'I should really stop starting new projects' I say starting yet another project literally nobody asked for, myself included
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roguepen · 1 year ago
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*Researching various ghost dog mythologies for fanfiction*
They're both good and bad omens depending on the telling.
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rabbitsociety · 1 year ago
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how fuckd up would it be if rabbits had tumblr….
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i cant believe leporidae on this site dont know how to courtship correctly. an anon just asked me why their relationship isnt working even though he only chased her for 5 minutes. any buck thats worth it would at LEAST have the energy to run for 7 hours!
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🌨️ chilledoutlop Follow
haters are mad my snow coat grew out better than theirs! cant help it if im surviving this winter!
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my hungry ass could never live next to a gardener…
#tunnelr is sooo easy
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met this girl online and turns out she wasnt a ‘doe’ she was a DOE. a deer. we both met near the canyon lakes and guess who almost got trampled!! fml
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i want Benedict Cucumberpatch to sign my dewlap SO BAD!!!
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is this really how i talked back in 2011
#why was i like that
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🥀 blanc-de-thoto Follow
omhg i NEED him sooo bad.. he could fix me in every single way
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#freaking out rn #writing a new chapter for that angst fic about his family btw!!
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what would happen if i tried to chase the hunters dogs instead of them chasing me..
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hopital.
#not the gotcha i thought it was
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