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yk what really grinds my gear, what really ruffles my feathers even, what really and truly gets on my nerves????
it's when there's a word with a "in" or "un" prefix that doesn't have an antonym WITHOUT THE MF PREFIX
like why have I just found out that telligable is not, in fact, a word, but INtelligable is???
personally I think if you take the prefix off any of those kinds of words the antonym should be so easy to find, like it's LITERALLY RIGHT THERE??????
I had to get this off my chest it actually makes me furious
#the english language is dumb#words are so dumb#i dont know why my idea isnt being appreciated#watch when i catch you @oxford_dictionary
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Caught spying on his hate boyfriend
#hes so dumb#theres a word for that yknow#kismesis#in the most aroace way possible obv#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#the vees#vox#valentino#velvette#hazbin vox#hazbin valentino#hazbin velvette#alastor#hazbin alastor#radiostatic#technically lol#my art
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One of one. One, alone, one.
#my stuff#transformers#maccadam#orion pax#d 16#d 16 x orion pax#megop#transformers one#megatron#optimus prime#megaop#I spent like an hour today reading poetry and getting mad at dumb stuff SO that's why this exists. Sorry for the lame poetry#I did what I could with the meager words i have#also english is NOT my language and i much MUCH prefer poetry in spanish#anyway I don't draw the tf1 versions of these two cuz it's so hard man#so many details#this took a couple of hours cuz i still refuse to take more than 2 hrs per page... and I'm forbidding myself from using anything but black#ok good night#si está pitero está pitero ya alv
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I mean... I'd vote for him.
#tumblr polls#comic#vanilla extract#artists on tumblr#dumb doodles#if there are spelling errors no there aren't#yall voted for shitty comic so here you go#(you actually voted vanilla extract but we all knew that)#i already had to edit “illigalization” which isn't a word apparently
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I think I’d be really funny, if Bruce was a reincarnated Vlad.
This is going to be based off of a prompt I saw (I will find you) where Bruce suddenly remembered his past life as Vlad.
HOWEVER, my take on that is the de-aged Ellie and Dan because the amount of ANGST and self hate that Bruce will go through thinking his past self was not only a villain, but also that sort of person?
It will eat him alive.
It will eat that man alive every time he goes to sleep and another burst of memories pass underneath his eyelids.
It burns him when he wakes up with the phantom touch of a body underneath his hands, of a boy just as young as Damian and thinner too, struggling to escape a grip of a man whose hold was too possessive, and too cruel.
It feels like acid swishing down his throat when he wakes with the taste of oily words filled with threat and something more whispered over the form of a boy. A young boy whose blue eyes blazed furiously back and yet tried to hide the quiet bursts of fear underneath.
It feels like Bruce cannot scrub the man he had been right out of him, even when his skin blisters red until it bleeds. Vladimir Masters had woken spitting and screaming, burrowed like a cold sore underneath everything that is Bruce.
Bruce hates it.
Hates the monster he had once been and still is — because despite the fact Vlad is now Bruce, living and breathing and existing here in Gotham — Vladimir Masters still exists.
He is out there right now in a little place called Amity Park, pulling weight and blood just to get what he wants.
A man who has used and abused for far too long…
Perhaps it was time to see to it, that however and whatever way that Bruce came to be, that it began with Vlad’s unfortunate circumstances back into the Ghost Zone.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dcxdp#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#batman#dp x dc prompt#Vlad is Bruce#but Bruce is not Vlad#he is really disgusted by his old self#he is experiencing trauma by association of his past self being a little creep#Bruce often wakes up feeling wrong in his skin and wanting to throw up#Vlad please stop causing misunderstandings even to yourself#bruce is a good dad#Bruce is very willing to set up the domino pieces for Vlad to kick the bucket#so long as he isn’t aware of how that bucket is set#Bruce might be going slightly off the deep end because of how many memories keep coming up#and it’s ALWAYS about Danny#Vlad has a way with words#and it’s like#bad#he is dumb your honor#a villain and an idiot
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Imagine coming home after a long day and they just hug you. They hug you in a way that melts all the tension from your muscles, and makes the stresses of the day fade into some distant memory. It’s one of those hugs you feel like you could fall asleep in, but you don’t want to because you want to savor every ounce of it even though you know you’ll get a million more of them
#post#I forgot what I was typing because my partner made me smile and all thoughts disappeared#why does my partner make me dumb 💀#I feel like someone in one of those Disney movies when they talk to their crush and their brain malfunctions 😂#so the words in this post aren’t exactly what I wanted to type but I can’t remember what it was 😂😭#wlw#wlw blog#wlw post#wlw textpost#wlw sapphic#wlw yearning#useless wlw#sapphic#sapphic blog#sapphic post#sapphic textpost#useless sapphic#sapphic yearning#lesbian#lesbian blog#nblw blog#nblw#wlw pride#lesbian post#useless lesbian#nblw post#nblw textpost
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I will never stop thinking about the fact that the Hunger Games was canonically a drunk hypothetical. It wasn’t some great government scheme.
So many bad dystopian novels that have some crazy world building premise make it seem like some great creation from powerful minds. Some great construction. Think of City of Ember with its box or Divergent with its weird scientists(??) or The Selection with its bachelor premise, they are always “grandly designed.” Even in Catching Fire with the Quarter Quells the Games give off an air of grand planning.
But the hunger games were a HYPOTHETICAL. A crazy, extreme, what if. They were never supposed to exist. They were never supposed to be real.
Who wouldn’t drink themselves to death knowing they thought of the idea in the first place?
#it’s just SO good in ways I can’t articulate#I’m tired and words are hard#BUT IT WAS A DUMB DRUNK CONVERSATION#probably just angry ranting#but then real children killed and were killed by other real children#ugh it’s too much#the hunger games#thg#tbosas
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rockstar!eddie who only sees you when he’s in your city. doesn’t tell you when, doesn’t hit you up or anything— you really only know he’s coming because of the plethora of billboards and ads that pop up around the time of the performance.
and he doesn’t even really have to call you to let you know he’ll be coming over, you just know— as soon as eddie lands in your city, you’re his.
that’s how it is, that’s how it’s always been.
and you don’t exactly think you’re the only girl. the only one he flees to when he touches down in a new city— but you’re glad you’re his girl for this city. out of the millions of people he could’ve chose in your town, he chose you and that’s enough to get you to open your door for him post show, let him smoke all your shit and spend hours fucking you.
you don’t bother going to the shows— you did once, hated the scene of bitchy groupies that throw themselves at him and you never went again.
so he just comes to you.
probably doesn’t even bother taking a shower or wiping off all that sweat and liquor from another hectic show, just books it straight to you.
plays house with you for a day or two. calls you his girl, fucks you hard and rough and then slow and soft and then rough again. he says he missed you, doesn’t know how he lasted a year without your pussy, swears he’ll lose his mind if he goes that long without seeing you again. snaps a few photos of you. some cute and wholesome, naked and shying away from the lens with the sun beaming through your window. and the others are raunchy, dirty and gross. you split open on his cock, spread open for him. you on your knees for him, worshiping his cock. you cumming on his tongue. you with his necklace swaying between your tits, sweaty and bruised up neck on display.
he keeps them. tucks them in his pants. probably forgets they’re even there, honestly, only remembers them when they fall out in the next city as he’s pulling his pants back up after fucking some random girl.
feels his chest twist up, thinks about booking a flight to you because despite the fact that he’s a fucking player to his core, he really does have a soft spot for you. you really are his girl. his number one girl, best of them all.
doesn’t matter though. because even though you’re eddie’s girl, he still leaves you for another year. it’s just easier this way, really.
#WAHHHH HES SO MEAN#alexa play pretty by the weeknd#this is…dumb#shitty mayhaps#word vomit of my thots#but i miss it here#trying to get a degree pls bear w me🥹#miss my boyfriends (teddy and ghost and art)😔#anyway#rockstar!eddie munson#rockstar!eddie x reader#rockstar!eddie smut#rockstar!eddie#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson smut#eddie munson#eddie munson x you
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Plot of trigun (1998)
#trigun#nicholas d. wolfwood#vash the stampede#trigun fanart#my art#it would probably make more sense with meryl but I thought wolfwood would be funny#also cuz nichol-as. lawl#I love the stupid poetry Vash reads off at the end of every episode in 98#hes actually beautiful with words his ass LOVES Shakespeare !!!!!#he acts so dumb girl we know you're actually smart stop LYING. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️#Wolfwood talks exactly like this too tho so. hes no better....#my sillies
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Media: here is a realistic sibling relationship that clearly displays the love they have for each other even if they haven't seen each other in ages and were separated by war
Half the fandom for some fucking reason: clearly they hate each other!
#'we know regulus hates Sirius for leaving him behind' who's WE?#did I miss this meeting or are you just parroting stuff and pretending everyone thinks it's word of god#if you think either of them would let the other suffer and refuse to help bc he's 'not a hero' you're dumb sorry#it's not about heroism it's about being a sibling#y'all just don't know what the word siblings means and it's painful#regulus black#sirius black#marauders era#the black brothers#not so much the sisters in the fandom but if you squint it's there too
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the hargreeves siblings as cats because i said so
luther
diego
allison
klaus
five
ben
viktor
#this is so dumb and also cute so go along with it#look at them. are they not cute#actually five’s cat popped up on my pinterest#and then i got the idea to do this#in other words i saw something completely non-tua related and related it to tua#just in case you forgot how hyperfixation + brainrot works#laur says stuff#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#tua s4#number five#tua season 4#klaus hargreeves#allison hargreeves#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves
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I feel like a lot of people mistake comic relief or goofiness for lack of effort or caring by the creator, and that belies a real lack of understanding of like, writing and humor and art in general.
#i'm thinking about how on 4sd travis and sam talked about the work they put into chet and fcg and veth#all of whom have been treated really dismissively in weird ways#and the people who are like haha they're a dumb joke character invariably stan characters with WAY less effort put in#which is fine! you should like what you like!#but you're not grading on effort clearly so stop pretending you are! it's fine!#this is actually this blog's mission statement. like what you like but stop justifying it with blatant lies#hell for all braius is by necessity not the deepest of characters sam clearly cared enough to rewrite his spoiled backstory!#like i find it just. really...suspicious isn't quite the right word but i'm not landing on the correct one#how people jump to equate their personal preferences with thought and care and effort and quality in the absence of evidence#like man it's ok if you did a wine tasting and your fave was the three buck chuck. drink that and live your truth
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If Greygold was a companion, what would be the best way to initiate a romance with them? Would they go for the “L” word early or an Act or two later?
The "L" word was lube, right? Right? Else showering Durge/Tav with kisses Gomez-Addams-Style is the alternative.
Maybe the Nat 20 romance isn't the best way for Tav/Durge, but it sure is for Greygold. You just know Greygold scared that Dream Guardian away the first time and has been low-key obsessed with that armor since
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#durge#greygold#bg3 fanart#bg3 comic#Sometimes I have to make Greygold's idea of a good time sould like its wild stuff in order to make a really REALLY dumb joke#But truly they just wanna cuddle the SHIT out of anyone who goes out of their way to get that dream guardian armor for them#everyone thank the anon for the “L” word joke#and the silliest thing I have ever drawn#what are you doing to me guys- got me drawing durgexgreygold fluff and I still don't know jack about durge howdidthishappen lskdjdklj#I suppose Greygold's favorite type of folk are dorks who are complete disasters with mushy bits- tough coconut shell or not#so. every companion in this game
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forgotten fox ficbit
With Palpatine's dying breath, he curses Fox to be Forgotten.
(Fox isn't really bothered.)
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There was a personnel transfer authorization sitting in Marshal Commander Thorn's crowded inbox.
He didn't remember requesting a fourth commander. The Guard was in desperate need of one following Thire finding Palpatine's wrinkled ass dead in his office, and the ensuing shitshow about the former Chancellor being a Sith and also controlling the war from both sides. Interim Chancellor Organa was incredibly competent and parsecs better than their previous natborn overlord, but even he was being swamped by the uproar in the Senate and the peace talks with the Separatists and the doubled amount of assassination attempts and the petabytes and petabytes of datawork--
Thorn couldn't remember requesting another commander, but he also couldn't remember the last time he slept.
Commander Vertex stood calm and at the ready on the other side of Thorn's desk, all-black helmet tucked under his arm as he waited patiently for Thorn to remember how to read. His hair was stark white, and there were vine-like scars wrapped around his neck that disappeared down into his blacks. The remnants of Sith lightning, Thorn knew, now that they'd been briefed on what that kind of thing looked like.
Vertex's file was sparse, mostly redacted, and marked him as coming from the Special Operations Brigade, which Thorn could entirely believe.
"This isn't part of an investigation, is it?" he blurted, brain-to-mouth filter entirely gone after five too many cups of caf and an inadvisable number of stims over the past month. "The Guard was already cleared of suspicion involving the former Chancellor's death--"
Vertex held up a hand. Thorn's mouth snapped shut.
"It's not," Vertex said, his voice firm, reassuring. There was something about it that made Thorn relax, as if his beleaguered hindbrain knew that the other commander had everything under control.
Spec Ops troops were amazing.
"The GAR is just reallocating resources given the recent upheaval," Vertex continued. Thorn nodded along like that all made sense. "I'm here to help with anything you need."
The word 'help' triggered a sudden burst of manic hope in Thorn's chest, and he lurched forward across his desk, grabbing Vertex's free hand in both of his own. The commander didn't even blink at the sudden movement, calmly meeting Thorn's wide, desperate eyes.
"Can you--" Thorn struggled to keep from sounding like he was begging, which he definitely was. "Can you do datawork?"
Vertex's sigh was entirely exasperated, and the roll of his eyes oddly, familiarly fond.
"Yes, Thorn. I can do your datawork."
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Pt 2
#tcw#tcw fanfiction#commander fox#commander thorn#forgotten fox#yes i may have blacked out and word vomited forgotten fox bon appetit#basically reality is warped a little and everyone forgets fox even if his impact/actions were still there#the idea is the pov would be a little confusing and the changes hinted/explained over time#will i get around to writing more?#magic eight ball says 'lol'#thorn isn't dumb he is just exhausted#like 'i need sleep so badly i'm going to CRY' exhausted
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maybe just for tonight
cross belongs to jael peñaloza killer belongs to rahafwabas rental suits au belongs to me and @psycho-chair !!
#armageddon art#the caption was gonna be something trans but then i couldn’t get the wording to sound not dumb so now it’s just whatever that is#cross sans#killer sans#cross x killer#killer x cross#cross!sans#killer!sans#kross ship#criller#utmv#sanscest#ut au#undertale au#utmv fanart#uhh yeah i don’t have a lot to say about this i think it came out okay. art has been kicking my ass recently#the words aren’t exactly anything also but i like putting fob lyrics next to kross so /silly#rental suits au
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can we please stop commenting "are you acoustic?", "you look like you have the tism", "you're so neurospicy" etc. on random people's post when they show "extreme" interest in topics or do things "weirdly"!!!!!! stop infantilizing and trivialising autistic people and let neurotypical people have hobbies!!!!!!!!!
#i am so sick of seeing people get called autistic for??? liking a colour???#like sure we do have hyperfixations but STOP CALLING EVERYONE AUTISTIC#it's not cute it's not fun it's annoying as all fuck#ARGH#sjonnie.text#especially using the words acoustic tism and neurospicy are so fucking stupid and dumb it's not fucking cute it actively#harms the autistic community by making us look like babies or idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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