#wordcubed

[loving-n0t-heyting]

Whoa missy, I see you trying to inject nuance into a heated Tumblr thread. Well this is the pissing on the poor website, so here's a death threat for only 90% agreeing with OP. And I think I'll call you a Zionist for equivocating between dead babies of different races. I'm doing good praxis.

some good, light satire there! but i regret to inform you that you failed to predict the actual anon hate that was about to succeed yr own ask

[andmaybegayer]

I'm surprised you said you associate "cars, handguns, and cigarettes" with America. The first two are obviously very true, but afaik, the US actually has an unusually low percentage of people who smoke. (If anything, I'd associate smoking with France, because it's a developed/post-industrial country where people still smoke a ton.)

oh, no, #cars cigarettes and handguns is a separate long-running category tag. They're grouped by being cool and bad for you.

[chaifootsteps]

As a longtime mutual with no interest in Hazbin Hotel, it's been very amusing watching you gain haters for, near as I can tell, not liking a cartoon.

That and passing along a screenshot from an employee. Clearly something that justifies calling my childhood sexual trauma into question!

[loving-n0t-heyting]

https://www.opb.org/article/2024/10/19/portland-church-cathedral-food-pantry-cime-homeless-meals-trinity-episcopal-oregon/

The virtue leaving people's bodies when they see a homeless person

It’s calm inside the food pantry, but the volunteers know what a chaotic summer it was for the neighborhood. This section of Northwest Portland, near the Pearl District and Providence Park, saw a sharp increase in visible homelessness and open drug use.

Those interviewed for this story point to a local McDonald’s, a weekly needle exchange event and Trinity as contributing reasons.

how fucking low can you go

“This cathedral could not have been designed better for dealing drugs,” LeRud said. “There’s lots of little hidden corners that are badly lit, so we’re trying to make it less hospitable to that kind of behavior.”

That means more lighting and cameras across the 118-year-old campus; Trinity now has security every day of the week, necessitating a $50,000 increase in its budget.

this is like lazzarini firing staff with "terrorist connections" in response to anti-unrwa allegations: these ppl are just malicious, there is no meeting them halfway, you are just shooting yrself in the foot in hopes of placating ppl who hate everything you stand for and wont be happy until everything you hold dear is ground into dust

[caesarsaladinn]

shared with me by @wordcubed. incredible.

[scrabbleknight]

Sasha and the Frogs S2: Pumped Up Pink! (Ep14 "Mending Broken Halves")

Art by @rqmdae (deactivated)

I am currently in flying school. I'll be doing my first exams in 2 weeks. Fucking rad.

Anyway, this chapter is LONG. Like, so very long. Idk how it got this long but I lost control of it so yeah. I've included some illustrations made by the great PapyJr13 (link to his Tumblr and Kofi below) which will make sense once you read it so if you do, check back here after you're done.

[Archive Of Our Own]

[FanFiction.Net]

Illustrations below (left is Edmun, right is Sasha's old unnamed shield. Credits: @papyjr13):

Read the chapter. It'll make sense.

tagging some folks: @lmjdraws @calebs-hangout-corner @srbleck @cartoons4ever

@sentretsparkle @fazar234 @writeroffanfiction @amphibia-ooc @wordcubed

@rickrossome @metalinjector95 @metalinjector75 @froggydoodles

[siliquasquama]

Never thought I'd see Dazzle Camouflage again.

[loving-n0t-heyting]

If your married argumate you could change your name to loving-n0t-hooting

If you married a horse you could change your name to loving-n0t-hayting

If you married a skater boy you could change your name to loving-n0t-skating

so many possibilities! you should definitely marry one of those things.

@argumate suffers from a dealbraker (australian). robnost is taken. last time i tried roller/ice skates was... over a decade ago, i think?

and anyway i still think the algebra pun tops most of these, sorry

[ballsballsbowls]

@wordcubed - This is the other set of reviews from the groupchat that I thought might be amusing.

I cannot overstate how much I appreciate that you have two "we are known by name at the cool BDSM club" doms who are not "RAHH I'm a sick twisted DOM I'm going to HURT YOU I love WHIPPINGS and KNIFEPLAY I never got a hug from my MOM and I'M GONNA GETCHA"

I got to "Steve Irwin's death was an assassination by a stingray shifter" and went "yes, honey, I'll subject myself to this"

I just keep going "Did you guys even TRY fagging out or did you jump immediately to homicide?"

[chaifootsteps]

Someone on here is accusing you of having doxxed and stalked people in different fandoms since like 2012 with text screenshots and I don’t want to believe it but… do you have any idea why that user has such a vendetta against you?

I’m inclined to take it with a heap of salt since OP and everyone reblogging it was tagging it shit like “UGH Chai’s a proshitter” and equating not inherently judging noncon and monsterfucking fic with… doxxing?? Which is insane (also imo anyone who uses the word “proshit” is not a serious person tbh, come on).

But I was wondering if you have any idea why that user is obsessed with you/why someone would say that (having claimed to be a ~personal friend of ten years~ only to… do that).

It seems incredibly sus but I don’t know the deal. I think the tumblr user is someone you’ve blocked because they tried to tag you in it but it didn’t highlight, so feel free to not answer if this is crossing a boundary—I’m just trying to figure out the other side of all this

Because I'm critical of their precious show and their precious Viv, that's why. That's literally the reason why, and they know it, and they do it because Viv's success has always been at least partially reliant on people silencing her critics.

Back in 2012, I was sitting on my ass reblogging Durarara posts...wasn't "stalking and doxxing" then, and I'm not now. I've made friends and I've lost friends over the years, and there's no denying I can be a confrontational asshole with spicy opinions, but when someone sticks around, I remember them. Just ask @wordcubed, who really has been here since the beginning.

I guarantee you that whoever this mystery person was, assuming they' exist at all, they were no "close personal friend of 10 years."

[siliquasquama]

"Healslut" sounds like a Scandinavian word

yeah my isekai adventure was going pretty well until I accidentally called the cleric 'healslut' and now he won't stop asking what it means

[aorish]

ive just accepted that wordcubed and twocubes are the same person at this point

[quasi-normalcy]

15 Questions + 15 Friends

Thanks for the tag @shinraalpha

Are you named after anyone?

No. I used to claim to have been named after Captain Kirk, bit no, and certainly not anymore.

When was the last time you cried?

Last night. Finished Midnight Mass on Netflix.

Do you have kids?

No. And that's kind of a shame, though I suspect that I mainly feel that way out of familial obligation.

What sports do you play/have you played?

competitive swimming, water polo, fencing, kung fu (to the extent that this is a sport). None recently.

Do you use sarcasm?

Certainly not! Why, I'm not even capable of such an act!

What is the first thing you notice about people?

Voices more than anything.

What's your eye color?

Blue

Scary movies or happy endings?

I'm fine with both, although I confess some disappointment when a scary movie ends happily.

Any talents?

None. I go through life with no skills whatever.

Where were you born?

Somewhere far away from here, there's a frozen plain on which two shallow, muddy rivers intersect south of a vast lake. I was born there.

What are your hobbies?

I write a lot; I play the violin.

Do you have any pets?

Not here :(

How tall are you?

Tall enough that it's the first thing people notice about me.

Favorite subject in school?

Oh, all of them. Science, English, History. Math has it's moments. Made choosing a major difficult.

Dream job?

One day, I'm out in public and someone asks me "Are you [name]?" And I say "Yes, I'm [name]." And then they pump my hand and tell me that my book changed their entire understanding of the universe.

Tagging?

@ajax-daughter-of-telamon @who-canceled-roger-rabbit @batbrobeyond @wordcubed @tirlaeyn @alethinephrine @templatelord @afriendlyirin @thelongestway etc.

[loki-zen]

https://www.tumblr.com/wordcubed/748876174809235456?source=share

man... no shade to people for whom this makes sense as a description of themselves, but it is like the most annoying sort of almost but not quite getting it when people have seen this Type of Guy self-described before and figure that that description must apply to me.

(screenshot bc it's like off topic and not directed at OP)

[siliquasquama]

Please! That one is hilarious.

[silvaurum]

tag game: put your spotify ‘on repeat’ playlist on shuffle & let your friends pick their favorite of the first five songs:

pass it on: @drusies, @elliegoose, @lichenobserver, @radiant-percival, @wordcubed, anyone else reading this who thinks 'huh neat'