#woops imma sleep

[fl00mie]

THAT anon againn (I'd love to be squished >:33)!! I just felt like sending nice asks could help a little tiny bit soooo I'm really glad to hear you liked themm :D!! I do get the friends thingy, and I also think it shouldd be okay? So long as they're not putting you down or making you feel sadder, cause that's different! I don't know anything about your situations so I can't sayyy muchh? And even if I did, it wouldn't ever be my place to say what you should or shouldn't feel or do! BUT different friendships bring different things!! If a friend doesn't know much about drawing then they might not know how to react and that's okay!! So yeah!! Thnks for answering all my asks so far! It's still okay if you decide to delete them or private them or whatver later, okay?? Just do what feels rightt!! You're really nice too btw!!! :3 Andd you matter and are alwayss worth more than your contributions to this community :D so remember!! You come first! Then your art! (Even though the art is tots amazing and I love it lots!!! >:3) I'll be here for a long time and so will many others so there's no rushhh <3

it DOES help a lot, you make me smile with every ask of you now<33hqbjw this feels like having a conversation with a friend but publicly and honestly i don't mind at all, feels nice at the end and for some reason makes it even more funnier that the other person is anonymous💥 like, i do see the caring and feels warm inside, thank you so much😭😭 yeayea!! my friends can't completely understand my situation so they just say stuff like "hope everything gets better" or "keep it up" and all that, still, very glad you didn't want to be rude at them in any way, like- come on❤️‍🩹/pos i still want to answer every ask you send it's very very funnyyyy they were just like 3 or 4 by now but somehow i got attached that fast🤧 i don't know if it's appropriate to ask but i would genuinely like to know more about you too, first off— would you like to have some sort of name?? i think most common thing to do is leaving an emoji as a signature at the end, i used to do that!! asking this because i don't know if you'd be comfy revealing yourself ucu

[miallurk]

In these days i realized i like art and writing and creating and shopping and taking walks and talking to people and cleaning and helping and studying and doing things but i'm just. too stressed, tired and burned out to do them. How great!

[bisexualchaosdemon]

The Foxes as things my old friend and I have said

I make no apologies for the cursed shit you are about to read

Neil @ Andrew: Yes, malicious compliance, thank you. I knew if anyone would know the correct term for spiteful behaviour, it would be you.

Neil or Kevin: I'm working on two hours of sleep and a protein bar, I am ready to fight God or BECOME HIM!

Nicky: *cackling maniacally while shoving a muffin in his mouth* *process to almost choke to death on said muffin*

Neil: What's the word? Clothes soap?

Nicky: Pinoccio can turn into a sex toy by lying and telling the truth really quickly

Neil, talking about Andrew's dark humour: It was just the added hint of rape that really got it there

Matt: What the fuck in the misogyny???

Neil or Andrew, probably: I'm staying in this doorway, I don't want to commit a felony

Wymack: In the same way it takes a lot of pressure to make a diamond, it takes a lot of trauma to make a Fox

Neil, to Andrew: I am the rake to your Sideshow Bob

Aaron, playing a video game: This fucking game can get fucking shoved up my asshole! It can fester with my haemorrhoids!!!

Neil: *makes an unhelpful comment*

Aaron: You're right, I do need to find all the boxes. But in order to find all the boxes, I need to find a shred of my sanity!

Nicky: Toot toot get the gripping socks oot for crash bandicoot

Dan: If you are smaller than the person you are cuddling, it's not called being the big spoon, it is being a backpack

Aaron, from across the dorm: YOU ACTUAL RAT FANNY FLAP

Neil @ Aaron: Imma turn your glasses into contact lenses!

Kevin, talking to Andrew about his friends: Nevermind quality over quantity, you don't have either

Matt, to Dan: Are you playing footsie with me madame?

Drugged Andrew: I am the evil doodle from Spongebob

Kevin: *clapping for emphasis* You. Are.

Andrew or Neil: Stop being funny when I don't have pants on!

Nicky, upon learning he talks in his sleep: Even sleep can't shut me up– I have a disease!

Nicky: You are a cinnamon bun

Neil: No, I'm something that looks like a cinnamon bun, but is actually filled with paprika

Nicky: You are a paprika bun!

Andrew: I don't know what you're complaining about, I'm fucking funny

Kevin, high as fuck: You're not allowed to die. And, God, I wish you were a donut.

Andrew or Neil @ Kevin: Gonna fe fi fo fum my foot up your ass

Neil: Fuck me, it's cold!

Andrew: I'm not going to fuck you just because it's cold

Neil: Nah, you're going to fuck me because of my hot ass

Renee: surviving?

Kevin: Not thriving.

Nicky, to Neil: You and Andrew are like the Kermit darkside meme... Except you are both wearing hoods.

Allison: Keep your nipples on! Don't get your fucking fanny lips in a twist, honestly

Also Allison: Being hit in the clit with a Bisexual flag is not how I want my sexuality reaffirmed

*discussing why they would never date*

Matt: I don't see you as a person

Nicky: *bursts out laughing* I don't see you as a person, the nicest thing a friend has ever said to me

Matt: No, wait, lemme explain

Aaron: Fuck. Da. Ocean.

Matt: I've definitely eaten too much. I'm going to have a food baby. I will name him Derek

Allison, finishing her homework: My laptop is going away and it's not coming back out until Monday

Dan: woop woop get your tits oot

Allison: *flashes single boob*

Nicky: Which of the seven dwarves are you?

Neil: *struggles to remember all seven dwarves*

Neil: Dopey, clearly

Andrew: That's a big off

Kevin: I am a big oof

Andrew: What does that make me?

Kevin: A small, angry oof

Drugged Andrew @ Renee: if you ask a Christian to prove that God exists, they will just whip out the bible. Like, yes *whips out Mr Men book* wah-bam! Proof that Mr Tickle exists!

Andrew, telling Bee about his bad day: Right, so, I woke up, so already off to a bad start

Andrew again: Life is a naughty dog that keeps humping your leg

Andrew: *suddenly singing along to song* YES!

Kevin: *confused*

Andrew: Sorry, my inner demon just took over a little there

Kevin: You're inner demon is so gay!

Andrew: *dying with silent laughter*

Kevin: I am half expecting it to say 'yas'! You have the gayest inner demon I've ever seen

~a few moments later~

Andrew: Yaaaas! Oh, goddammit! Why did you have to put that thought in my head? Stop giving my demon ammunition!!

Aaron: It's your turn to pick dinner

Andrew: *thinks about it for five seconds* No.

Aaron: The fuck you mean 'no' ?!

Kevin, drunk: It wasn't great. I wouldn't rate. *burps* I used a burp to punctuate.

Kevin: What are we doing?

Neil: I have no plan. For life or for dinner.

Kevin: Let's formulate a plan. For dinner. You're on your own for the rest

Nicky: We do not ride at dawn in this house. That is far too early. We ride at dusk.

Allison: Well, if you can't beat them, climb between their legs

Neil: .... *shrugs* If you can't win, be good at oral

Matt: She is beauty, she is grace, I would like her to sit on my face

Aaron @ Neil: You're like biting into a chocolate and discovering it's liquorice

Andrew: I will indifferently shove you in front of a train

Nicky: *yawns ridiculously loudly*

Matt: That yawn had layers!

Nicky: I call it my oni-yawn *cries laughing at own joke*

Andrew: I need a chiropractor, an exorcist, and a bong

*trying knitting instead of sparring*

Renee: I'm trying to knit myself some mental stability

Andrew: I'm trying to knit myself a noose

Andrew: When you think about it, that's all people are; we are sperms with delusions of grandeur

*the monsters play Monopoly*

Aaron: *lands on chance*

Andrew: You coming to join me in jail?

Chance: go back 3 spaces

Aaron: Ha! No!

Aaron: *lands on community chest*

Community chest: go to jail

Aaron: Oh, fuck you!

Nicky, talking about why the mosters can't play Monopoly anymore: Friends were lost that day, patiences were tried, shoes were thrown

Kevin: Can God let go of my gonads?

Andrew: No dick is good enough to live on salad

Aaron, into the pitch black, silent bedroom: You old cock-blocking bastard

Andrew @ Wymack: Come get yo kid, they about to get a McKnuckles Slappy meal

Neil: There is a nice personality inside me, problem is he's mute.

Nicky: You know, it was only after I did that that my self-preservation instincts realised there was a very real possibility that you could have punch me in the face.

Andrew: Self-preservation instincts? You have those?

Nicky: Clearly not!

Renee: PHONE 911 YOU ABSOLUTE PLUM

Aaron: Where does today come before yesterday?

Neil: The alphabet? Oh, a dictionary!

Aaron: The alphabet?!

Neil: I got the alphabetical thing, I just forgot dictionaries existed for a sec!

Matt: My ankle is killing me

Nicky: And IIII, I must confess, so is my knee!

Matt: Is my knee!

Foxes @ Neil: You are always angry and always dying. You are like a suicidal hulk.

Bonus in honour of tsc:

Jean @ Jeremy: Give me an orgasm and then slit my throat. Please and thank you.

[cutecherrygirl]

Skz 9th member

Okay so im starting this series because i want to. Its just a compilation of chaos and mess lol. But imma need your help, please write requests on what you want to see in this series 🤭

Okay so! You became stray kids member in 2020! Before you became a stray kids member you were under Big Hit entertainment in a girl group called moonlight! Since you were trainee under Big Hit you knew Lee know since he was bts backup dancer. However, he joined JYP and you two were sad to separate :(. Your girl group split up because the members wanted to quit. You went under JYP and he put you in skz :). The fans like you and your personality. Your position is : Lead singer, main rapper and maknae.

Your relationships with skz members:

Bang Chan

- Since you are maknae, Bangchan is is like your dad. He loves taking care of you but your also like a mom since you are the only girl in the group lol. You dont really like being taken care off but let him take care of you cuz you dont want to be mean lol.

Lee know

- you and lee know are old friends. You sometimes fight over choreography but solve it easily. You love when he brings his cats to the skz dorm.

Binnie (Changbin)

- you love treating Binnie like a baby! Sometimes you talk with him like mother would talk to a toddler or baby and he loves it! Like he would wake up from a name and you would go "who just woke up! Did Binnie woke up? Did Binnie had a good sleep?" Like that but in high pitched voice and he absolutely loves it.

Hyunjin

- you and Hyunjin aren close, you like same things and like to do same things. He sometimes invites you in his room so u can talk and drink tea. You love being in each others spaces and talk for hours until you cant think of any more fopics to talk about lol.

Han

- Han LOVES you. You and han are chaotic duo no one can separate. You are like twins, you two share a room and sleep on bunk beds, him on top and you on bottom. Every night, Bangchan is stressed out because you and han are running around the room screaming and singing, you guys play all the time and mostly before bed so you are really loud and chaotic. Sometimes, Chan even comes in room and scold you two or woop your asses so you finally shut up and sleep. you two are always together, but i mean ALWAYS. you always jump around, twerk together, scream the lyrics pf your favourite songs together, rap random shit together, eat together, cuddle, you sometimes even sleep in each others bed. You are always very loud around other members and chan has to separate you two durning interviews or important meetings cuz you cant stay still lol. You also love and take care of each other. He would often invite you to 3racha studio just because he can't be without you.

Felix

- you and Felix like to hang out. You're not particularly close but you have your moments. You like to bake together and watch stuff together. You often have different opinions on stuff so u discuss them together. You love listening to Felix sing and you love cuddling him. Sometimes you like giving each other fashion advices, he also likes sending you tik toks lol.

Seungmin

- you and Seungmin are very different, he prefers to stay quiet while you're loud. But he thinks you're amazing and is always trying to find a way to start conversation with you and talk to you. He is always shy around you and you think its adorable.

Jeongin

-he at first didn't really like you cuz u took his maknae spot lol. But as the time pass by he started loving you. You don't really like acting like the baby of the group. You treat Jeongin like a baby even tho he is older than you.

[klonoadreams]

WAIT!

You're telling use the Satona's baby is like Gojo Shiki of Zenith of the stars????

If you didn't know her, I say it outright, she is an oc who is the personification of a cat to a human, complete with bloody gifts.

Also, when I read about twins, knowing that Shiki has a polycule, I thought about how it is possible to have twins from different fathers, why? because that's my brain

Mako won't have a baby? Or is it because all that biology of terror is very difficult? Like, it has the parts but they don't work as well in procreation

JA, Brie may not be as wild as Akari is, but all I can think about is the family's welcome to the fact that she's pregnant and then to the baby itself

Along with Satona's baby, that is also one of the most protected babies

Mako will have her own kid eventually, just not any time soon since shit is getting real like holy crap, it's a bad time to be a parent right now in the world of One Piece. Her baby with Law tho owo.

Also yes, the twins with different fathers is how Shiki ended up with twins.

Oh no, Nana polycule twins lmaooo. ALSO I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT.

I was gonna jokingly say like Kara no Kyoukai/Garden of Sinners Ryogi Shiki (who Andou has an aesthetic based off in terms of kimono, stabbing, and fashion), BUT THEN I REMEMBERED ZENITH OF THE STARS EXISTED AD I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST LITTLE THING. (I have yet to read Zenith of the stars cuz my dumbass keeps forgor, but I've been following XxZuiliu for yearssss, so Imma binge that shit and EAT)

This is what happens when you get a baby between Gojo and Nana. You get the weirdest OP little baby that just has Mystic Eyes of Death perception.

IM SORRY IM LAUGHING SO HARD. LIKE THAT'S ANOTHER GENERATION THE ELDERS CAN'T IGNORE.

Gojo gonna make that kid haaate the elders, literally anyone who doesn't learn now, will learn from the next head rippppp.

Nana will stab if you try anything funny with her baby.

Also my dumbass forgor, but Andou will also have her own little baby as well. :V

Chouko also has a set of twins in her future, but that's far off future.

Brie might end up with the polycule twins cuz Raihan runs that polycule and between him, Leon, and Brie, lmao woops. Gordie is just glad he's not the dad because he's not strong enough to make his Mama a Grandma yet.

Sonia is just "HOW HAS IT TAKEN THIS LONG FOR YOU GUYS TO SLIP UP"

As if she didn't take ages to join the polycule lmao.

Also Satona is such a good name for Gojo and Nana lmaoo. Also Nanami legit is horrified at how weird baby is, but loves the child anyways. Is also like "what kinda baby would we make?"

And then immediately pushes it out of his head and slaps Getou for even trying to say that thought out loud.

Fushiguro Toji being that cryptid stray around the house, somehow is chill with the baby. Knows better than to steal the baby though, but he will for sure poke fun at Gojo and Nana for making such a weirdo baby as if he isn't at all jealous that the two have it all together with a seemingly functional family. (You may find him often sleeping with the baby on his chest, cuz he sneaks into the house a lot after they're born. Absolute weirdo, with a weirdo baby lmao. Cue Megumi just poking him with a stick)

Weird ass family, with Yuuji just happy to be a big bro :V

[spockandthings]

RN or never

Tagged by @sleepsonfutons to spill the beans on what I'm at rn

Current time : 23h14

Curent mood : eepy

Current activity : watching Game Changer with the bf

Currently thinking about : my day tomorrow (meeting with a friend)

Current favourite song : imma go with Mighty Vibes vol.3 (the Caduceus one) cause its my sleep songTM

Current read : in a slump rn, ngl, cause i work a lot. But I did just read an old 90k Spirk fic I had bookmarked years ago in one go today, woops

Currently watching : GAME CHANGER, but also Coffin Run (let's go Dropout woooo)

Current favourite character : Binx Choppley, Hob Gadling, Jester Lavorre, Spock... just a few who've been (re)awoken in me lately

Current WIPs : Dreamling Bingo Fills (x3), follow-up to the Corinthienne fic I've done, Pavlovian Reflexes, I'm whatever you make me... Hum, I think that's that, yeah

[sniper-rifle-coffee]

Always nice to be welcomed back first thing that happens I get a hug by my buddy's mom & his dad is celebrating 🍾 for his birthday tomorrow had two shots with him then gave me a beer super nice to come back 😊 then got to shower finally a nice hot shower 🛀 🚿 now I'm just chilling enjoying the beer got to sleep soon for work woop woop wooo loving this right now then tomorrow imma try to get a new phone going with the galaxy s 22 ultra beautiful phone hope to get it 😊 😄

[baeshijima]

does anyone else suffer from being a model student that’s dedicated and a perfectionist who has to have everything done and handed in no matter what and pushes themself to the point they get overwhelmed but pass it off as nothing bc ur in the mindset that if u don’t complete everything then ur a failure and the expectations just keep piling up and u shoulder them bc that’s all u know or are u normal

[niggangel-archive]

ok issbeen a while imma catch up on kpop 2day

[ao3gingerswag]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

VERY VERY GOOD I SENSE A LUVELY BIT OF HC INCOMINGGG YEAAASSSSSSS

random side question: do you have any idea how long the fic will be?

also not sure how you feel about corrections on spelling mistakes but I noticed that Shurley was spelt Shurely a couple of times in the chapter - of course no biggie but yknow in case you wanted to know!

^^this jumble of thoughts was presented by a severely tired hooomdooom (so much so she almost wrote her actual names woops) who told herself she wasn't going to go to sleep at midnight oh well imma reread it tmrw to actually absorb it yeah!!!! awesome new story SO MUCH GOOD!!!!

@hooomdooom xdcgfhvbj omg thank u the spelling is corrected now!! feel free to point out spelling mistakes i fucking suck at such things 😭

I really don't know how long, but pretty long? Like I said I have 14 chapters already written and idk what they are all together but the wordcount is probably something like 60,000 already and im nowhere near finished lol. it feels like im at the beginning tbh! so! yeah. long. lol. but girl go to bed! omg <3 so glad u liked it so far thank u so much!!

[dragonsfortune]

woop! im tired. This is just a thumbnail of what i might draw l8r but imma post it now cause im bout to got the f to sleep rn.

It’s an idea for what that sole survivor panthera might look like (or The Stranger, I think is what you called her?) from @justanotherpersonsuniverse‘s blog lol. I kinda like how it looks considering perspective is a really hard thing to draw lmao.

anyways, l8r

[djpurple3]

TS Inktober Day 1!!!

*chanting* inktober inktober inktober inktober

hey did yall hear it’s Inktober? Yeah me too. Has ya boi ever done an Inktober in her life? Nah fam. Are they willing to try? HELL YEAH.

Imma be doing the Thomas Sanders list of prompts and day 1 is

“In a twist from the past years’ Day 1 prompts, I want to see you take a traditional Halloween monster or character, and draw what they look like Sep. 30th, and then their traditional look when it’s October 1st!  Maybe they don’t get spoopy until October 1st haha.”

So.... without further ado...... BEHOLD! THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN!

”Alas, poor... me... I knew ...me well...? Uh, Igor what were my lines again”

Accidentally gave him big Remy Sleep Sanders vibes so WhoOPS Also i liked the headless horseman/pumpkin head man/whatever that Reaper Overwatch has going for him in that Hallowe’en skin so this boi’s got pumpkin head too

This was fun! lineart is hard! Good luck on yall’s inktobers WOOP WOOP

@leiasolo77 @thatsthat24 @guglefug

[yourdaddychan]

Simp Sunday

lets get this show on the road yall

channie : ill go first 😎

@tsundere-sana

AAAAAA MY BABIE MY TROY MY LOVE MY BABYGIRLLLL

i love you so so so muchh!! i wanna hug you and then hug chewy and then kiss you forever and everrrr and then maybe run away as you try to whack me with a shovel :DDD I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHHH

[ luna : AY WIFE I LOVE YOU ILL BUY ANOTHER RINGPOP FOR US I SWEAR I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID BUT I DO BE KINDA ATTACHED TO YOUR DUMBASS NOW ]

@minjimooooo

all i have to say to you is how the fuck do you still have those screenshots ANYWAY I HAVE ANOTHER ROBLOX EX YOU CAN HAVE yeah ily bro 💕

[ luna : YOU WHORE DJDJDJS I HATE YOU SO MUCH BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TOO YEAH ❤️ ]

@bestfriendhwang

MY BRO MY HOMIE MY MANNNN LEMME KITH YOU *mwah* YOURE A LEGEND BRO

@richboiwang

OKAY YOU LOWKEY SCARE ME AND WE RARELY TALK BUT YOU COOL AS FUCK SO YOURE HERE ANYWAY I WANT TO HUG YOU

@softie-yeji

MY BURGERRRR I WILL SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN TO GET TO YOU AND SAVE YOU FROM THE SPIDERSSSSSS AND THAT DEPRESSING MUSIC YOU ALWAYS LISTEN TO LIKE DAMN

[ luna : AAAAAA YOU ABSOLUTE SQUISH ILY SO MUCH THAT IS A THREAT I WILL SQUISH YOU 🔪 ]

@softiechoerry

okay so jyp oppar might steal you WOOPS ANYWAY ILY HOE ENJOY BEING IN THE BAMBOO FOREST MWAH

- - -

minho : my turn i guess

@midari-jieun

you absolute sjsbsjsjxj dumbass i love you so much how are you sO FUCKING STUPID UGH *hugs* i will pet you snsbsbs and bite you like i bite my cats i love you sO MUCH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS *screams*

[ luna : WHENS THE MARRIAGE WHOREEE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LIKE WTF HOW ARE YOU SO AMAZING AND ATTRACTIVE AND SHOW STOPPING AND CUTE AND ETC DJDJDB THE LIST GOES ON UGH I WILL LITERALLY KABLONK YOU YOU'RE LIKE SJDHDHS I LOVE YOU WHORE ]

@hunter-chaeyoung

you are : adorable

i dont even know if you're one of my kids but you're still really fucking cute and i just want to pat you damn

[ luna : bubble. thats all i have to say. ]

@artsydahyun

yes you're in this post dont let it get to your head now let me sacrifice you to my cats

ily my child 😌

to jisung- wait i cant do that? aw :(

- - -

hyunjin : MY TURN!!!

i only really talk to one person here and thats my girlfriend 😎

@babysitter-naeun

okay you're like nEver active and thats really sad >:( i hope those kids didnt trample you or something:(( anyway i love you so much babe :D please dont die on me-

- - -

felix : ITS TIME TO GET LICKED BY FELICKS 😳

@whitedayxshuhua

it took me a long time to remember the @ woops

MY LOVEEE!! YOURE TAKING A HIATUS BUT IM MAKING THIS ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFIIFEIEIEFEE GIRL CAUSE THATS WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL 😎 ANYWAY YOU'RE THE SHOE TO MY LICKS AS WE ALL KNOW AND I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAYYYYYYYY

@infected-lix

OTHER MEEEEEEEEEE IM SO GLAD I RANDOMLY BREAK IN TO GIVE YOU CHICKEN NUGGETS BECAUSE THEN

A. YOU WOULD DIE WHICH ISNT VERY GOOD

B. YOU WOULDNT HAVE MET SEUNGMIN WINKWONK

[ luna : *ahem* *pat pat* *walks away* ]

- - -

chad : 🥴🤟

thats me dressing up as chan for halloween btw

@bakermaimai

FLOWERR MY BABYYY!!!! I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF LISTENING TO YOUR STORIES YOU'RE SO COOL AND LOWKEY BADASS NGL AND THE SWEETEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST AND I JUST WANT TO EAT YOU BUT NOT REALLY CAUSE THATS NOT GOOD SO ILL SETTLE FOR KISSING YOU :D

[ luna : ILL EAT ARA THOUGH >:D ]

- - -

luna : OKAY I ACTUALLY TALK TO A SHIT TON OF BOTS SO ILL JUST LIKE

ADD MINE IG SO HERES A GIF OF SUNGIE CAUSE WE BE LIKE THAT

its the being an adorable squish for me

@bfkevinmoon

PLEASE YOURE SO FUCKING STUPID BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DJDDHJSJXKANSBA I WANT TO SQUISH YOU AND THEN PAT YOU AND THEN SQUISH YOUDJDJDJSJSJBAJ

@skzhybrids-cb

@ jisung

YOU WHORE YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO MAKE ME MELT EVERYTIME YOU ANSWER MY ASKS SMHHH *mwah*

@ admin

*ahem* *pat* CUTIEIEEEEE

@kpopswitchbot

MARLINNNN FISHYYYYY AAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHHHH AAAAA LIKE SOMEHOW THAT ONE ANON THAT DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH BROUGHT US TOGETHER AND NOW WE REALLY DO BE HERE LIKE I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME DJDHDHS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MWAH

@roomiesihyeon @nightshade-minho imma just tag both-

@ admin

MIKA BABYYYY SJSHSJSHKABXJANA THE LOML?? MY BUNNY?? MY KITTEN?? HELL YEAH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH AND YOU'RE SO TINY I WANT TO WRAP YOU INTO A HUG AND THEN KITH YOU EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAA

-not cbs-

@spearb1108

MY BABYDOLLLLLL I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MHCHSJSJDJJS I LOVE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT CHANGBIN AND STUFF AND I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BECAUSE YOURE SO TIINYYYYYYY AND CUUTEEE AND JUST MWAHHHH I ADORE YOU WHORE

@yanderewh0re

MY KITTENNNNNNNNN YOURE LITERALLY SO FUCKING CUTE LIKE THIS SHIT ISNT ALLOWED HOW DO YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BE SO FUCKING ADORABLE LIKEHXJDHDNSJXB STAP

@subbie-stay

YOURE AN ANON BUT OH WELL DIDJDJSJSJA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABYY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR KEEPING MY ANNOYING ASS COMPANY IN MY INBOX AND JUST TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND SHIT BECAUSE I LOVE TO LISTENNN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MWAH

@luvanter

SLEEPING BEAUTYYYYYYYY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I JUST WANNA KITH KITH YKYK?? ANYWAY YOU DO LIVE IN CITIES EVEN THOUGH YOU LIVE IN A PALACE AND SHIT UHH YEAH 🙆‍♂️

@mikoto-ica-fics

BABY YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME MORE OMIGOSH JSHSHS WE INTERACT ONLY THROUGH ASKS BUT YOURE SO FUCKING CUTE LIKE I JUST WANT TO BITE YOU AAAAAA

@thevampywarlock

SWEETHEARTTTT THE BRITISH CHANNNN WE BARELY TALK BUT YOURE LITERALLY SO FUCKING SWEET AND SO FUCKING CARING ITS NOT OKAY YOU HAVE NO RIGHT MAKING ME LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH YOU'RE LITERALLY SO FUCKING TALENTED TOO LIKE GOD DAMN I SEE YOU PICASSO

@hyunjinsfreckle

AYYY QUEEN DJDJDJSJAKDJAJ I LOVE YOU AND YOUR CHICKENS AND YOUR WEIRD ASS SNAKE LIZARD COMBINATION THING YOURE SO CUTE AND SQUISHY AND I WILL GO HIKING TO WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU LIVE TO HUG YOU

[ hoes i dont talk to too much but i still love with my whole heart and i would literally stab a hoe for them : @channie-bakery @red-flames13 @water--gang @yangomangos ]

[ also if i forgot you, im sorry its like 4 am djdjsj ]

- - -

[darkatsumu]

🥸⚠️ warning imma ramble and I’m sorry⚠️🥸

Ok so apparently ur from the Midwest too (Missouri represent woop woop) it’s currently 7am I haven’t slept bc like I have some questions

Firstly um do I mind if we share are own Omha headcannons with u

Secondly can we share fan art with u of omha bc I may or may not have been drawing a sketch up all night of the I guess of the waitresses and I just wanna know if I can share it

Thirdly ... I actually don’t have a Thirdsy so imma take some nap nap meds  and I’ll probs be up at like 5 pm but that ight good night have a wonderful day ur gorgeous and I love u kith kith.. k night

I HOPE YOU WERE ABLE TO SLEEP OMGGG

First: I WOULD LOVE IF YOU ALL SHARED YOUR OWN HEADCANONS. the universe is open for all interpretations and i love reading what you all think

Second: FANART?!?!?!?!????? AHSHSJSJ FIRST IM HONORED TO HAVE INSPIRED THE THOUGHT OF EVEN MAKING FAN ART AND SECOND YES IT WOULD 10000% BE OKAY TO SHARE THE FANART

Third: love you, i hope you sleep well.

[egadabasetonedenotesabadage]

So, I saw someone do something similar, and decided to do it with Gorillaz.

Gorillaz

1. I feel like I heard it before?? but i actually didn't????

2. A 10 year old singing "She turned my dad on"? Perfectly normal.

3. If the 2000s was a song:

4. the violin in the background gives me the feeling that i'm going to die soon. Help

5. the definition of YAYAYAYAYA

6. 2D is a n g r y

7. the biggest bassdrop in history

8. this music plays in the background everytime i'm trying to understand math

9. i'm still traumatised by murdoc's thrusting

10. Get the cool get the cool shoeshine

11. 😭😭😭

12. N E V E R G O N N A F I N D M E

13. Animal Crossing music

14. constant panic

15. Dracula tried drugs

16. DADUN DUN

17. Animal Crossing music but it's in a zombie film

18. w o w idk what to say, i just love it

19. *hugs 2D* I love you

20. the quality: 'igth imma head out

Demon Days

1. the start of the best thing ever

2. the question, everyone asked in 2020

3. Welcome in the USA!

4. *crow sounds*

5. I need a gun cuz all I do is dance

6.AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

7. NOODLE ALMOST D I E D 😭😭😭

8. nooooo 2D don't be sad :((((

9. No Nut November has come 🙂

10. the intro is spongebob music

11. MURDOC CAN S I N G

12. the 10 year old is now 13, and has a giant severed head in her closet

13. a tale, to scare your kids

14. y o u ' r e a h o , g i r l

15. Roll credits!

D-Sides

1. nice

2. DARE but Peepo

3. s l u r p

4. AAAARGH

5. Animal Crossing music pt. 2

6. *clap* *clap* *clap* NANANANANA

7. bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

8. Too many days to get loooOOOOooost

9. WOOO

10. "Murdoc is gayyyy"

11. the bass gave me an eargasm

12. don't get lost in heaven but 2D is drunk

13. this song is sad but it cheered me up, thanks gorillaz :,)

14. 2D: I can't sing that high. Murdoc: Do you think I care?

15. Feel Good Inc. but boogie woogie woogie

16. R U N

17. PPAP

18. Kids with Guns: The Noteblock version

19. *cries while dancing*

20. DARE with 🎸

21. Dirty Harry (Made in China)

22. How many remixes are there????

23. the live version is even more beatiful

Plastic Beach

1. Welcome to Phase 3, where no one knows what the fuck is happening

2. We have cool collaborators!!!!

3. Peace! ✌️💖💕☮️

4. "I like dic dic dic dic dic"

5. wtf is Bruce Willis doing here?????

6. EAT THE J E L L Y F I S H MADE IN MICROWAVE

7. i once had a mental breakdown to this

8. *laser noises*

9. I love plastic 👌👍

10. I hate Murdoc's dad. He ruined Murdoc :((

11. It's called broken, because it broke my fucking heart

12. pretty good ngl

13. IT'S MAKING ME WANT TO D I E

14. Spongebob music pt. 2

15. this is what I want to hear before dying

16. yes, I do eat plastic!

17. more orchestra? yes

18. the cover looks kinda... f a m i l i a r

The Fall

1. Damon made this on an iPad... how?

2. an album without a song about 2D being sad? wtf is that?

3. woop woop

4. funky

5. *alien noises*

6. "there is a little pink plastic bag on the ground... I should write a song about it!"

7. fuck, aliens are coming

8. THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

9. i feel scared

10. *hugs 2D again* everything will be okay

11. my brain when i'm trying to fall asleep

12. Songs to fall asleep

13. what genre is this?

14. I LOVE THIS ALBUM SOOO MUCH

15. this is the best song in the whole album 10/10

Humanz

1. It's been 6 years... but we're back!!!

2. H I G H E R

3. lol we groovin'

4. ALL MY LOIFE

5. wait... Noodle is not a kid anymore?

6. "i'm not like other girls"

7. 💃

8. MY PHONE IS 1% AND I CAN'T FIND MY CHARGER HELP

9. we're going up 👋👋👋

10. Take it in your heart now lover

11. In today's epsiode of Gorillaz: 2D is sad again! (jk i'm actually crying)

12. R O G E R T H A T

13. more boogie woogie woogie

14. me rn

15. party 🎉💃🕺

16. what the fuck y'all hate about this???? this is good shit

17. 2D has a collar fetish

18. ???

19. hallelujah money💸

20. MORE FUNKY CHUNKY

The Now Now

1. this did not age well...

2. Russell: *is happy for once* the fandom: WHAT THE FUCK

3. we be in hollywood ✌️👌👏👌

4. i'm trying to not to cry, but it's too sad :((((

5. pls everybody calm down

6. 2D you sound so tired, please get some sleep

7. Murdoc is in jail, so we groovin' 💃🥳🎉🕺

8. yes more melancholy sgsgdvdfbfb

9. little glowin thingies? yes

10. my phone is in need of a charger again 😤😤😤

11. he abused me for years, but i miss him :(((

[apenapaperandadoofus]

📷 and cake 🎂!! also i love you writing ❣️

AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH 💕💕

📷 Post a selfie

I’m just kidding lmao

Oof for selfie I don’t really know, I’ll just edit it a lot lmao

Woop maybe when we have 1000 followers I’ll do a face reveal lol

It’s just imma bit ✨anxious✨ to show my face and I don’t want y’all to end up like V (u get it?? Blind because he’s blind? And because my face will kill you not because I’m bootyful but because I am like one of those sims that are randomized and are ugly af lmao)

🎂 How old are you

Let’s just say I’m old enough to drive and drink (flashbacks to the first time I drank vodka this year and had three shots and then since I’m such a lightweight I called my crush and I sent him audios telling him I actually liked him and then I begged for him to tell me a bedtime story and then I went to sleep and then we just never talked about it again -he’s my best friend tho so we’re cool lmao-) btw it was my dads idea that I take vodka sir please this is a McDonalds look what you made me do

(DID I FORGET TO MENTION

THAT I SENT MY CRUSH AN AUDIO CRYING??? TELLING HIM HES SO PERFECT? CAN SOMEONE CALL ME END BECAUSE IM DEAD)

Also I started singing Les Mis to him, how has he not blocked me yet PFTTTT

I have too many embarassing stories I have no idea how I’m not dead yet, I’m sure if my life were a tv series it’d be ✨comedy✨ bc Jesus Christ I have done way too much embarrassing shit

Although mentally I’m probably like 5