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ones-delight · 4 years ago

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I unfortunately won’t have therapy until the end of this month (I should have scheduled one earlier this month ugh lmao I thought one later this month would be better) so I’m doing what my therapist suggested, write down all what’s going through my head even if it doesn’t make sense to help bring myself back to reality. lol. I’m very much lost in my own sauce of feelings and thoughts. it’s allllll about my ex again so ugh lmao. My main anxieties are just feelings about my ex and what’s coming up this semester.

I’m currently in my apartment in Iowa City since we’re about to start back up my usual routine. I’ve been here for almost two weeks now which is nice because I’ve been trying to take my time to relax and get myself mentally prepared for this upcoming semester. I’m also low key glad I’m having these overwhelming anxieties right now instead of later this week. I need to ask my therapist again what exactly I am feeling (if it’s like a panic attack because i truly dont know) because I’ve been feeling hella anxious the past few days (in general) and yesterday my anxiety was so intense that I barely ate and I felt sick to my stomach. idk if others have the same too but when I also get hella anxious, all I want to do is go to the bathroom so tmi lmao. I feel this way now and I just cannot stop crying so again, I’m just writing everything that’s going through my mind lmao.

#1) Related to my ex, heart break

Yeah.. I literally keep talking about this/him and I’m glad I have multiple outlets that I can say what’s going through my mind because if I keep these thoughts to myself, I keep spiraling. I’m also very thankful I have multiple strong support systems from people where it truly doesn’t get annoying to them when I keep talking about him/my overall heart break/healing journey. I know I don’t want to burden my friends with my own thoughts (it can be a lot) so overall very thankful for friends, family, and my therapist lmao.

I think the last time I talked about my heart break was the letter I wrote to him. I wrote it and sent it to him lmao. I also wrote his mom a letter in Spanish because I want to stay connected with her and very thankful she reciprocates the same energy, Apparently, he never received the letter even though I sent it over 3 weeks ago, but anyways yeah that’s a story I will tell later in this post. Anyways, it’s legit easier said than done to completely stop checking on his social media. I was doing great before winter break. Now that winter break has happened (still kind of is for a few more days), I have relapsed where I was checking very often. The break was great since I got to spend quality time with family, however, unfortunately being back in Wichita still floods a lot of my emotions where there are still a lot of memories of him and I that still makes me feel sad (luckily no longer sobbing about but I do still feel some type of way. It’s getting better thankfully). It also hurts that he’s making new memories with his new girlfriend Kylie so I was def feeling all sorts of things. Sorry, I’m trying to go onto chronologize order of events that have happened. I’m jumping back and forth lmao

First, did I mention his mom called me the day before Christmas? I was SHOOOOOK when I saw her name on my phone. I legit froze because I wasn’t sure if it was actually her so I accidently missed her call. I’m so glad she left a voicemail so I could listen first and immediately call her back LMAO. But basically, she wanted to check in to see how I was doing, wish me and my family a merry christmas/happy new year, and asked if I could come see her. We joked a bit back and forth like how she was learning English for me while I’m learning Spanish for her. lmao. so after this phone call, I wrote her a letter to update her on what I’ve been doing. I wrote it all in Spanish since that’s her primary language so thank god for google translate. overall, I told her about how I’m about to earn my masters degree in may, I’ve lost now 30 lbs of weight/having a better relationship with food, how I’m honestly still hurt about her son cheating on me (I was in my feels. You know if you ever get those feelings like you want your mom? She legit is like a mom to me since my mom isn’t an active part of my life so yeah I guess you can say I got mommy issues but anyways) I also told her that if she’d still like me to come over, I’d love to come over and see her.

Few days go by, I’ve been creeping onto his social media, it stings to see how he has flaunted his relationship with Kylie. It hurts because I keep playing this comparison game because he truly has NEVER allowed me to post about us and he would himself refuse to post about us on his social media. So, just to see how he’s been basically spending every single day with her and posting her throughout all of his social media, makes me feel an extreme type of way. during new years, she had a party at her house where it was him, her, his brother paco (which I was SHOOOK because she met paco and not everyone has ever met paco, who is his oldest brother), miguel and his girlfriend (both are super cute btw), Blake (surprisingly), and Erik. I felt some kind of way because obviously I know they would share a new years kiss even tho they’ve only been dating for literally a month. I dated him for 3 years and NEVER got a new years kiss (because he wanted to be with bros). Valentines day is coming up and it’d be their “two month” anniversary and I just KNOW he’d actually put EFFORT into spending that day with her. 3 years I dated this guy and he never ONCE did ANYTHING for me for valentines day. ok I’m getting more hurt thinking how he’s treating his other girls better than me so anyways BACK TO THE TOPIC

few days go by and I got another call from his mom. I actually picked up this time because I was really excited to hear her voice again. I legit would die for this woman legit #1 mom. She asked if she could see me and I happily said yes. It really means a lot that she still gives me the same energy that she gave me when I was still dating her son. One of the hardest parts of us breaking up was the potential of losing his family too because they are all truly good people and I am NOT the CEO of letting people go lmao. okay back to subject, I had TONS of anxiety driving over to her house because I had so many thoughts. I asked on the phone if 1.) is Lalo there. She said no. 2.) Is Paco there. No, he apparently flew back to California that morning. I was low key hoping paco would be there still because it would be cool to catch up with him but anyways my main concern was if eduardo was there so since he wasn’t, I was like “ok vroom vroom let’s go” lmao. WOWOWOWWO seeing her just made my heart so happy. She def has a lot more gray hairs since the last time I saw her lmao she’s the cutest anyways, I’m really shook that HIS DAD FREAKING HUGGED ME. THIS MAN NEVER USUALLY HUGS ANYONEEEEEEEEEEE. Typically how we greet each other, it’s like a wave from a distance and we obvi acknowledge each other. so WOOOOW I was very thankful and shook he hugged me. Anyways, his mom showed me around the house with the Christmas decorations, I noticed her birds were still doing well, she even showed me her new plants she got lmao. We sat at the dining room table and talked and ate mexican snacks. She has broken English and I have broken Spanish so literally thank god for dualingo because it has helped me. I love how when we are together, we talk really slow and try to annunciate for each other LMAOOO. Anyways, THIS WOMAN ALSO GOT ME A STOCKING filled with Mexican Candy. omg this woman i love her so much. Anyways, I showed my tattoos to her and she legit wanted to murder me lmao but she says she likes them but hates them at the same time. She also sat me down and we had a serious conversation in terms of how she sees me. She said that I am no longer known as lalo’s novia, what I am to her is a daughter. I am evelyn’s sister and yo boi that got me crying in the club because that’s what I would love to have, to maintain my relationship with them . Okay, to kind of speed things up, basically we kept talking about Evelyn’s quinceanera that’s happening this year AHHHHHH, dropped Evelyn off and her friend to a friend’s quince, and his mom took me to eat at paleterias tropicana where I tried elote for the first time and had a jugo verde WOOOOOW SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD. literally cannot stop thinking about it. Anyways, random note, I noticed my old K-State beanie in the car and his mom said it was Evelyn’s. It gave me a weird feeling because it was originally mine that he gifted me on our first Christmas together but obviously I knew he wouldn’t keep it so I’m not suprised he gave it to Evelyn. It made me wonder then what did he do to the other gifts that he originally gave me but I gave it back to him once we broke up.. okay that was a tangent, anyways, that was it with the night with his mom and ughhh it was a really fun night and I really am looking forward to seeing her again.

Now fast forward to now-ish, me not doing good of not checking his social media, I got triggered because they now made it “facebook officlal” that they are dating. it triggered me because again, he refused to publicize our relationship and it really threw me off that they’ve only been dating for a month (technically interested in each other since October, started dating November) and already publicizing they are together. they moving hella quick and basically, I got hella bitter. I felt reckless and I texted him. I KNOW I shouldn’t have texted him because I immediately felt a sense of regret after but also low key glad I did text him. ugh i hate me lmao. Anyways, i texted him and he asked if he could call me so I said yes. Luckily, the conversation was better than I expected because it was simply like two old friends catching up. It was a really good feeling even tho I’m honestly still hurt about the way that he treated me. It caught me by suprised when he said that he has talked about me with Kylie and he actually stated that he knows what he did and feels regretful for the choices he made. That was a huge shocker and I do still have trust issues because I try to take things that he says with a grain of salt. He may be saying things to me that I want to hear but it’s not the truth so anyways lmao. Our conversation was good and it really got me thinking what exactly am I doing/how am I really feeling.

I really am happy for him. Yes i’m still deeply hurt and feel a type of way about how he treated me, but I can’t do anything about the past and all I can do is just simply be happy for him. I will always love him without a doubt, but he isn’t my person. I hope this doesn’t come off as selfish but he will never find someone better than me, he is simply finding someone better suited for him. What helps me the most about this is thinking about ME because that’s the situation for him, however, I know I will find someone better than him because I deserve the best.

I felt bad for asking because I am just fucking nosy and I’m glad he was okay with me asking about what happened with his relationship with Lila (the girl he left me for) and how did he start dating Kylie. He shared with with me that even though it was all great in the beginning with Lila (and let me tell you dude, he totally was hella infatuated with her lmao), they started becoming two different people. She apparently wasn’t emotionally there for him when he needed her (IRONICCCCCCCCCCCCC BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY HOW HE WAS WITH ME THROUGHOUT OUR 3 YEARS TOGETHER) and she ended the relationship. It did make me sad to hear because everyone needs support and it is sad when you go to someone for support and they don’t give you it, ya know? anyways, he said with Kylie, they’ve been friends for two years (I knew who she was when we were together but they’ve always only been friends since they worked at the Sunflower together. This will sound extremely bad but I never thought about her being a girl to worry about because she did a lot of “white” things that we make fun of white people for and so it kind of shocked me that he is dating her now but anyways) apparently he said that “they were hanging out and next thing he knows is that he kissed her and that’s how they started dating.” dude didn’t want to go into detail which was fine but I’m also in my head like “ok lmao you literally just got broken up by your ex and then immediately start hanging out with another girl? ok” ANYWAYS, I really am happy for him and wish him the best.

It was cool to hear about what he’s hoping to do. He shared a lot more detail than usual which again caught me by surprise. Anyways, he shared that he is currently looking for a new place to live (a house to rent) somewhere in college hill (conveniently where Kylie also lives lmao) with Erik. He is also hoping to find another job soon because things at KWCH are no longer making him feel happier so he’s looking to see if he can work for a non-profit org which makes me happy for him because I’d also want to do the same. If I’m at a job where I’m not excited to be, I’d want to also try to make a switch. He also shared that junior (martin, his little brother) will be moving to Cali in May to move close to paco which wow made me really happy for them all. Anyways, he shared that he is hoping to stay in Wichita for about one more year and then possibly relocating to KC or somewhere in Oklahoma. i did encourage him KC because it seems that KC has much more opportunities than Wichita and Oklahoma. Only thing we both hate is driving in KC lmao

Okay, so overall, I’m still really hurt about how our relationship was and how it ended but I’m very grateful that I’m doing what is best for me to make progress because this is not an overall easy thing to do, move on. I do feel low key embarrassed that I still am not over our break up but I’m very glad that I know that He isn’t my person. we will and I cannot get back together with him even if he stated that he has “changed” Yes i invested so much in him to be my forever partner and it didn’t work out but that’s okay. I’m always willing to invest in people to be the best version of themselves and it really makes me happy to see people thrive. I truly cannot and will not take him back if there was ever a time where he wanted to give us a second try because I need to remember how he treated me. If he really was always thinking it was me, then he shouldn’t have cheated on me, treated me so poorly. I’m okay with us remaining friends, but as partners in life? that isn’t it. I deserve so much better and the man of my dreams will come. I’m 10000000% okay with being single because I know I need to work on myself so that I can be fully ready for my next. I really wish my next relationship is my one and only, but hey we’ll see.

so this is already extremely long but I’m very glad I got this all out of me. I know I have other anxieties such as starting school again, which will be my last semester before I earn my masters (FINALLY), RA training coming back up (so me working is coming back), JOB SEARCH. So much is coming up and AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I need to get my head into gear.

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random-mha-thoughts · 5 years ago

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Rose (Bakugou x Reader)

Pairing: Bakugou x Fem!Reader

Genre: Angst to slight fluff

Summary: Bakugou has a crush on you and uses Kirishima’s party as the perfect time to confess. He’s practiced so many times, but things don’t go according to plan.

Inspo: “Forever Now” by Ne-yo and this TikTok

Word count: 2,241

Tags: @yuki-osaki @liviitehe @iamsoftsodonttoucheume-blog

a/n: I think y’all have been too spoiled with all the fluff I’m putting out, it’s time you start crying and screaming.

Also I tried something new with this. I put it in Bakugou’s POV, so for the first time in all my posts, I’ve actually had to use (y/n). It feels so weird! In all my past writing I use OCs, but this fandom loves (y/n) so much.

I think it’s pretty canon that Explosion boy has a secret inferiority complex, so I tried to channel that here too (aka slight cursing warning? But it’s baku, it’s implied) Enjoy!

Alright, dumbass, you're doing this tonight whether you're ready or not.

My reflection stares back at me in the mirror as I ruffle my hair for the who-knows-how-many time in the past hour. I need to put in the extra effort to look particularly handsome tonight. Instead of going in jeans and a shirt like I always do, I chose a white button down, black jeans, a black belt and all black sneakers. I triple checked my breath and sprayed myself with deodorant twice for good measure. Nothing can ruin this, nothing should ruin this.

I hope.

"No, idiot!" I point at my reflection. "You gotta believe you got this! She's gonna be blown away by how hot you look and how suave you are!" I take deep breath and adjust the collar of my shirt. "You're the man. Why wouldn't she like you? You're a catch." I pause, realizing what I'm doing. "Fucking moron!" I growl, convincing myself I'm not crazy for talking to myself.

I grab my bomber jacket hanging from my doorknob, a rose already tucked in the inside pocket. I'm confessing my feelings for her today, it's now or never.

Ever since Kirishima dared us to kiss a few weeks ago at lunch as part of a game, I can't get her out of my head. Her lips just mold so perfectly against mine. I would've kept going if she hadn't pulled away and we had to play it cool afterwards. Even before that, I guess I had feelings for her. A girl that can be affectionate, can hold her own in a fight, and can put me in my place with a sharp tongue; that's the kind of girl she is. With such a great personality, she could have anyone she wants, I just hope she chooses me too.

I shake my head, dispersing those thoughts. I have to believe she's interested in me too. We have good chemistry, even Kirishima agrees that we would be explosive together. I can feel her sometimes get nervous around me, light up a little brighter when she sees me.

Soon enough, I find myself outside Kirishima's place, the faint sound of bass bumping leaking from behind the door. I take a deep breath and let myself in, the background music hitting me first and the smell of sweat second. Everyone's gathered into their separate groups at different corners of the room. (Y/n)'s with Kirishima, Ashido, and Kaminari near the snack table, so I slip over.

"Woooow Bakugou! You cleaned up nicely!" Ashido squeals as I approach them.

As all of their eyes turn to me, I tug at my shirt collar again. "Yeah, yeah, shut up about it. I just didn't wanna look like a bum."

"You look great, dude," Kirishima shoots me an 'ok' gesture.

"Brooo, if I were a chick, I'd bang you," Kaminari slurs, leaning into me.

"Hands off, dude," I push him away from me. "What's up with him? Did Jirou taze him again or something?"

"He's had a few too many drinks," Mina shakes her head at him.

(Y/n) snorts, taking a sip from her plastic cup, "I smell gay panic."

"I'm not gay!" I scream a little too defensively.

"There's no need to hide it, Bakugou, we'd still support you," she continues with her teasing, looking me dead in the eyes with her suave glance.

For a moment, I'm tongue-tied and my heart skips a beat. I cough to cover it up. "Good to know, but sadly for Kirishima, I'm not into guys."

"Hey!" the redhead pouts and Ashido pats his shoulder comfortingly.

We continue talking about whatever. I don't miss the few times (y/n) sneaks a glance at me. Maybe it inflates my ego, but I'm relieved she noticed, especially since I dressed up for her. It's a good sign, maybe things will go well later.

The only annoyance is the way Kaminari's messy behavior, throwing himself all around and slurring. It clearly puts off everyone, (y/n) included. The good part is that he's making a fool of himself and (y/n) scoots over closer to me to avoid him.

"Is that dumbass getting on your nerves? I'll destroy him for you," I whisper to her.

"No, it's fine, he's just having a good time," she responds, scooting a little closer to me until our arms touch. She bites her lip before adding, "You look really handsome today. Did you finally look through your closet for once?"

I shove her with my shoulder. "I have someone I wanted to impress."

She quirks an eyebrow and smirks at me. "So you are gay for Kirishima?"

It's so hard for me to be angry at her when she looks at me like that. It doesn't help that she looks amazing too. Her leather pants hug her curves and her velvet black crop top exposes just enough stomach. "How can I be gay when you're standing right here?"

Her body shifts towards me. "I guess I should take that as a compliment?"

"What do you think?" I lean in closer to her. The flowery scent of her perfume fills my nose and it takes everything I have to not kiss her right there.

She glances down at my lips for a moment, biting her own. "I think I wanna dance." Finishing whatever's left in her cup, she grabs my arm and brings me to the middle of the room where I hadn't even realized everyone else in our group was dancing. Jirou had stolen Kaminari away to dance with his drunk ass and Kirishima's with Ashido.

I start stepping to the music with (y/n). I'll admit I'm not the best at this, I don't even know what to do with my hands. Can I put them on her waist? On her hips? Is she cool with me touching her at all? She senses my hesitation and places me hands just above her hips where the exposed skin is. Surprisingly, it's warm despite being out in the open.

"What's got you so tense?" she smirks at me as she sways her hips to the music.

I smirk back at her. "Just wanted to make sure you can handle me touching you."

As we continue moving to the music, her arms wrap around my neck, bringing us closer together and my heart pounds. "You look beautiful," I half-yell in her ear over the noise.

"Thanks." She pauses before adding, "I was joking about the Kirishima thing."

I lower my hands to her hips, making sure not to touch anywhere else by accident. "I know. He's not the one I'm trying to impress."

I watch as she bites her lip and looks down at mine. Her body almost instinctively leans into me, letting me feel her. My head spins out of control. Now, idiot! Now's the time to do it. My throat feels dry, the words I've rehearsed countless times failing to come out.

The thought of rejection enters my mind and I freeze up. I'm not ready, I can't do this. "I'll be back, I'm getting a drink." I unwrap my arms from around her warmth. She blinks, seemingly dazed, and I escape, trying not to reveal how nervous I am.

I lean over the table, suddenly nauseous and cold all over. Idiot! You just blew your chance! That was the perfect time! I stuff pretzels in my mouth, cursing myself as I try to relieve my anger by crunching something.

"Whoa, are you good, dude?" Kirishima approaches me, an eyebrow quirked. "I thought you and (y/n) were getting it on dancing well?"

I growl, "I chickened out, I couldn't do it."

My best friend crosses his arms. "Come on, dude, grow a pair and just say it. Like ripping a bandage off." His face lights up. "I know. You just need some liquid courage." He pours me a shot of whatever these idiots managed to smuggle in here into a smaller plastic cup. "Down the hatch! I'll link back up with you in a sec. Good luck!" He pats my head and flashes a shark-toothed grin before heading somewhere else.

I don't even bother looking inside it before gulping the whole thing down in one shot, the liquid leaving a burning trail as it slides down my throat. Scrunching my eyes and shaking the pain away, I let out a whoop of confidence and take the rose from my jacket. I take a deep to calm my nerves again. "Let's do this," I chant, turning around.

And I wish I hadn't.

Kaminari's lips are against her's. And she's not pushing him away.

My entire body grows cold, everything in slow motion and muted as I watch them. I drop the stupid rose and run outside, slamming the door behind me. My breaths heave in my chest as I try to control my emotions. White hot fury, regret, and misery mix in my veins and my head becomes too heavy to bear. I feel like punching something and crying at the same time. I don't know who I'm more angry at. Kaminari for being a drunken asshole? Me for chickening out and ruining a perfect confession? (Y/n) for kissing him and leading me on this entire time?

I lean against the wall, clutching for something to hold onto as the world spins under my emotions. The thing that grounds me is the sound of the door opening.

"Bakugou?" her voice follows against the music. "Kiri said you ran out-"

My instincts act before I can stop myself, fueled by rage. I push her up against the wall with a thump. "What the fuck was that?" I growl from low in my throat. She freezes, knowing she was caught. "Why were you kissing that idiot? And why didn't you push him away?"

Her broken face betrays no words, she barely even wants to look at me, frustrating me eve more.

"Damnit!" I roar, slamming my hand into the wall next to her head, making her flinch. "I know you like me. Either that or you're leading me on for your own entertainment. Tell me the truth or I'm walking away."

(Y/n) finally lifts her head and stares into my eyes. She looks almost as emotional as I do. "Denki and me... We were together before!" She screws her eyes closed. "Things we just not working out, and when we broke up, I thought we were fine. We were both cool with it. But he was a drunken mess and he was crying about how much he missed me out of nowhere and I was just overwhelmed, okay!" She's shaking now, but manages to open her eyes and shoot me a malicious glare. "And how can you be angry?! I thought we were having a great time dancing and getting closer to each other and then you pull away! What was I supposed to think? I took that as a rejection!"

I groan out and scream, "I fucked up, I know!" My hand collides with the wall again, lolling my head onto her shoulder, breathing in her scent again. A mix of her and my anger makes me snap my head back up and grab her shoulders. "I... (Y/n)." My words won't come out, and I growl again. "I fucking like you! That's what I should've said and all this would've been avoided! I should've fucking kissed you when I had the chance!"

With that, I angrily smash my lips to her's. She tastes slightly of alcohol and the cherries I remember from our kiss a week ago. "I wanted to be the only one kissing you tonight," I murmur, crushing her into the wall with my body and attacking her again.

My heart skips a beat when she pulls me by my collar, moving her hands up and grabbing my nape, nails slightly digging into my skin. She kisses me just as angrily and passionately, each of us trying to dominate the other. Our kisses become sloppy as the heat rises between us, trying to nip at each other, me ultimately winning and capturing her swollen bottom lip between my teeth.

I push her away, both of us panting for breath. "Well? Are you just gonna kiss me or are you gonna say something?"

Her face turns a deeper shade of red. "I-I like you too. Stupid."

The way she's so flustered almost melts the anger out of me, but her acceptance of my feelings is what completely erases it. I clear my throat. "Good. So now you're mine. And if I catch that electric idiot trying to kiss you again, I'm pounding his face in."

She shoots me a look. "You don't have to act so tough. I know you're just insecure."

My face heats up. "Shut up, idiot. I'm not sharing you with anyone, that's all." I remember the rose and start frantically patting my jacket for it, until I look down and see it slightly worse for wear. I pick it up and cough. "God, I rehearsed this so well and look what happened."

(Y/n) plucks the flower out of my hand and pecks my cheek with a grin. "I think it was a lot hotter this way."

I chuckle. "You're right," I sneak my hands to her hips again, like it's become a new routine, "I'm not cut out for that vanilla bullshit anyway."

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angelicorn · 5 years ago

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Chapter 4 Reactions “Why do the dementors look like crusty labias?” -My sister upon witnessing a close up of the whispers.

Chapter 1-2 Reactions

Chapter 3 Reactions

I present to you my reactions to playing FF7R for the first time. I voice recorded myself as I played through each chapter. I finished the game and will slowly be writing down most of my commentary as I played. My sister, who has no prior exposure to the lore of FF7 (sequels, movies, novellas, etc.), watched me as well and I will be including her fresh perspective here as well. I also use the word “bitch” affectionately. I call my besties by that word so if you are easily offended, don’t read.

If you hate any other ship beside your own, don’t read this. In this particular reaction, my sister and I comment jokingly at the interactions between Jessie/Cloud and Cloud/Tifa. Our reactions and preferences aren’t an attempt at disregarding any other ships out there. They’re our opinions and will never be determining factors on the validity of your personal ship. With that said, here are our reactions!

Ok, fuck, we’re going to have to sneak out and go topside with Jessie... (sis: He’s gonna fuck her.. me: He’s going topside of the plate! Not topside of her! sis: I know, I just wanna piss you off.)

*When Cloud says all SOLDIERS receive training to operate motorbikes* Sis: If he’s lying about being a SOLDIER, why are his eyes the color of mako if all SOLDIER bois have them? me: that’s why normal people have to finish the game to find out.

Sis: JESSIE IS A HELLA THOT, SHE’D BE YOUR BEST FRIEND. Me:... Why can I totally picture that?

*Cloud tells Jessie to get off after Jessie begins narrating themselves as a couple* Sis: Do guys believe girls think this attitude is cool? Yuck.

Jessie isn’t deterred by Cloud’s foul attitude at all. You go, bitch!

*When Roche appears* Sis: uhhh... why is adult Demyx in this game? me: He doesn’t look--oh. HAHA

Cloud is so badass.

Sis: WTF IS THIS PLACE SO NICE FOR? PEOPLE BE UP HERE LIVING COMFORTABLE WHILE PEOPLE DOWN BELOW DON’T EVEN HAVE PAVED ROADS, HOW DO THESE RICH BITCHES SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THERE’S CHILDREN LIVING IN SHIT CONDITIONS RIGHT UNDER THEIR FEET?!?!?!!! ME: Tricia, relax. It’s just a game. Sis: Sorry, the social worker side of me is coming out.

The music is sooo pretty. I need to learn this on guitar.

Her house is so fucking cute.

You know what? Cloud’s kinda like a cat. Cute, but can be total bitches.

Does Jessie’s mom approve of Biggs for Jessie...? (Sis: I approve of Biggs for anybody. He should be the main character. Cloud’s “tew kewl for yew” attitude is a turn off. He’s hot though, so...)

I know I have to sneak into the room, but I wanna hear more of their conversation! (Sis: No time to fuck around, bitch. Get what you need and leave, here, let me do it. Me: No, no, you can play the whole game on your own when I’m done.)

Oh shit, Jessie has a very sweet side to her. I love this bitch.

She’s doing this cause all bc of her dad. Man, Jessie’s so special.

Cloud, Biggs, & Wedge are bros.

*gasp* IS THIS THE PROMISE SCENE? (Sis: Tifa’s so cute! Cloud’s got a lame rat tail, ew. At least he isn’t too much of a dick.)

Why are they showing so much cloti content every chapter??? (Sis: bc obviously he’s been crushing on her since they were lil churrens)

Sis: Cloud looks like he get emotional and teary eyed every time he thinks of Tifa. Like his eyes change in size and...kinda change in color. Like.. them bitches starting to look blue. Me: *gasps* I kinda see it. Definitely his eyes get bigger... Sis: He’s such a typical haole, blonde hair, blue eyes, he got the baby red flush on his face too, soooooo cute! me: You were literally shitting on him a few minutes ago, what changed?

Sis: You’re like one hit KO-ing everyone. Did you fucking over level yourself again? Me: I...think I did. Sis: This is why you need to learn restraint.

*Wedge gets bit* Sis: Wedge is the MVP bruh

Sis: You have to fight adult Demyx again? Me: Clearly his name is Roche. His name is right there.

Holy shit, Wedge really is fucking MVP

Sis: Who are the hazmat suit lookin’ bitches? Me: The rest of AVALANCHE. Sis: There’s more of them??? Me: Did you really think all of AVALANCHE was just Jessie, Biggs, Wedge, Barret and Tifa?

If you don’t let your friends look at your singed ass, you’re not truly friends.

Cloud is chuckling! Sis: Feel, don’t conceal, bitch! LET IT GO~

Sis: Is grandma over there hitting the guard?

*Cloud mentions Jessie’s dad* Sis: Wow, did Cloud fucking just--fuck you Cloud, breaking bro code. Snitches get stitches.

Did they have Jessie strapped up with Biggs so that Cloud won’t talk to her about her dad during the parachute dive? LOOOOL

Biggs wrapping his hands around her waist, bruh.

Holy shit Jessie is giving me anxiety.

Biggs’ face nearly collided with Cloud’s I’m dying.

“pay you in full” Sis: they’re def gonna fuck tonight. Ohh my gosh, but what if she tells Tifa?

Sis: yeah Cloud, why you gotta be such a hardass?

Wedge’s smile is so precious, we need to protect him.

Sis: We’re on our way to fuck bitches~

Oh my gosh, Biggs is a sensitive guy secretly. So cute!

“Life’s a stage and love’s a play.” Wedge, who hurt you? Was it Jessie? Let me go talk to her for you.

Wedge is a cat mom? Maybe that’s why Wedge is so attached to Cloud. Bc Cloud is a grumpy cat lol.

OH SHIT. Did she just plant one on his cheek?

Sis: She wants his dick. She’s thirsty. Me: Wedge warned us about her. She’s just playing a game! Sis: Then ditch the bitch. Me: When you say bitch, it sounds mean! I don’t want to be mean to her, but I don’t want to give her hope. Decent guys don’t lead bitches on. Sis: You were trying to get into Tifa’s room at the start of the last chapter, you freak. Decent, my ass.

I’m sorry, Jessie, I love you, bitch, but...not happening. Sis: She’s so unfazed by it! See? She’s peachy beachy. She probably has other options. Now let’s see if Biggs is home! Me: I need to see what the other option would lead to.

*We paused the game and watched the no promises option* She legit pretended to be excited about making pizza for us and she changes up on us like that with her “psyche!” bull shit, oh my goshhhh, she’s playing the game! Sis: Love’s a play, life’s the stage.

Sis: Biggs is a neat freak AND handsome AND sensitive? Throw Cloud tf away. Make Biggs the main character.

Do people just not lock their doors in this hood? Sis: If you don’t have valuable shit, there’s nothing to steal.

Tifa is in Cloud’s room! Sis: Stop trying to get them to fuck. Tifa’s not gonna let them fuck until they’re official official. She’s too classy for that.

He’s trying to get her to open up! He wants to spend more time with her! Ugh, He’s trying so hard to be aloof and caring at the same time!

Sis: She won’t share all her secrets. She has a fucking punching bag in her room, she’s strong enough to handle her issues without leaning on no fuckboi. See, look she’s changing the subject. She won’t even sit directly next to him. Cloud scares the bitch, why would she wanna get close to him after he tried to kill Jeffrey. Me: Johnny. Are you sure you haven’t played FF7 before? Sis: If I did, I wouldn’t be asking 21 fucking questions every 10 minutes.

Sis: *sarcastic* Wow, I love how he quietly says good night to her right before she shuts the door, like he can’t fucking say it to her face properly. He’s a coward! Me: Everyone is shitting on Cloud! Sis: He’s frustrating! Me: He’s traumatized! Sis: From what...? me: *realizing I may have spoiled the story for her* let’s play and find out, shall we? Sis: Woooow...

*confused bc this wasn’t in the original* Whaaaat is going on? Sis: Why do the dementors look like crusty labias? Me: Can we fucking play this game in peace?

Sis: Holy shit, a hoard of labia dementors!

This is fucking weird. I need to use Tifa to stagger these bitches.

THEY STOLE OUR GODDESS, FUCK NO. Sis: They ain’t do shit on her. She’s strong af, look at how little damage they’re doing to her.

HOLY SHIT JESSIE NO. Sis: damn, maybe if he fucked her, this wouldn’t have happened. me: you’re joking right? sis: obviously. but then, why are you laughing at my joke, huuuh?

Cloud is still tryna be cool, carrying Jessie bridal style. Like um, Barret and Tifa could have easily carried her bridal style into the bar themselves. Stop stealing the show all the time.

You think Tifa’s a little jealous? sis: no, only insecure girls would think that. Jessie can’t walk and Cloud was only trying to help. Barret would probably throw her over his shoulder if he tried to help her up and that’d probably fuck up her leg more. He has a fucking gun for an arm, tf is he gonna do to help? Cloud’s just being a decent guy. A decent guy who won’t try to go into their crush’s room at night without being invited, weirdo. Me: *I’m speechless, but grinning*...

Sis: See? He can tell Tifa’s nervous. I honestly couldn’t tell at all. And he’s telling her to breathe. Jessie was clearly in distress. Tifa was too, but we couldn’t tell cuz a bitch is strong. Cloud pays attention to her too, why’d she be jealous for? You’re the insecure bitch, LOOOL, just kidding. Me: Woooow, you make a good point, but you had to use me to get there? You biiiitch!

Barret said the line! ohhh my goshhhh, my heart.

sis: “play it cool” he says, when he’s standing fucking over 6 feet tall, buff as fuck with a gun arm, Cloud with a bigass sword, and Tifa looking fly as fuck. They stick out from the rest of these normies, talk about obvious.

This concludes our reactions for chapter 4!

Just a little context, my sister is studying in social work and aims to be a social worker in a few years while currently working in an office for her college that handles campus recycling, promoting eco-friendly alternatives and hosting events that promote the reduction of waste. She loves that the story is about people trying to rescue the planet and plans on playing this game herself! We are very close and don’t mind being a little mean to each other! It’s all in good fun. The whole insecure commentary my sister made was due to my personal issues I had experienced in a long time relationship I had where I caught my boyfriend of 5 years cheating on me with one of my closest friends. I bare no ill will, however, that experience left me with an aversion to dating seriously. I recognize that this incident left me with insecurity issues and always found my self questioning the sincerity of people’s actions. My sister claims that Cloud was just being a decent person helping Jessie, while I saw it as something worth being jealous over. Having my sister watch along and reacting with me is helping me view this story from an objective, unbiased perspective where it isn’t tainted by my own experiences. It’s really interesting and refreshing and an eye opening experience. I’d love to read up on any other gameplay reaction as well, so send them my way!

#final fantasy 7 remake #Final Fantasy VII Remake #FF7R #ff7r spoilers #ffvii remake #FF7R Reactions #cloti #cloud x tifa

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jindoelf · 5 years ago

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200404 Eunhyuk Online Birthday Party (Eunhae cut)

https://youtu.be/wKfjaJyzplQ

🎁은혁이와 함께 온라인 생일파티🎁 (HAPPY BIRTHDAY EUNHYUK)

hj: i have to call donghae next. what shld i get him to say?

sd: shld i help u pick? smth hard for him to say... this kid... lets get him to say his nickname "lee donghaek"

hj: shld i just get him to say nyonyoynyoo

right donghae. what to do if he curses? they curse a lot with me. right so "nyo nyo nyo ynoo"

dh: happy birthday to you

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: happy birthday to you

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: my e oppa

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: did u do ur birthday party

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: oh u did thats nice

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: did u eat seaweed did u talk with ur mom

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: nyonynoynoy

hj: oh????? ur late!!!!

dh: im never late!!!

hj: ur always a step behind me

dh: ur a step behind me!!!!

hj: ur like 2m behind me

dh: nyonynoynoy

hj: u shld have did this earlier!!!

dh: nyonynoynoynyonynoynoynyonynoynoy

hj: oh u speak well. right by

dh: where are you?

dh: (in the live) happy birthday to you

hj: ??????

dh: i told u i was never late comepared to u !!!!! didnt i !!!!!! ah!!!!!!!! nyonyonyonyooo!!!!

hj: u shld have said so earlier!!!!!!!!

hj: ahhh hthats why the cake only comes out now!! i was wondering why we didnt start with the cake right away. u shld have come earlier

dh: (sings happy birthday) u have to blow the candles with ur nose

hj: shld i try one? oh it works?

eunhae: (laughs)

hj: bring me tissue!! ahhh its the first time i wear this

dh: birthday presents

hj: did you buy them

dh: what are you talking about

hj: i'll check. bring ur receipts.

dh: why do u need to do this

hj: u checked last time when i came didnt u

hj: oh u went there????

hj: bring me another tissue

dh: u don't need it. here!

hj: ???? thats not a gift thats just u promoting!!!!!

dh: no just put it on!!! put it on!!

hj: thats just u promoting!!!

dh: no!!!

hj: then u talk

dh: i really really want to meet you guys. really really really want to meet you guys. oh i will clean it up for u (the stain)

dh: u bought me couple gifts last time didnt u !!!!!!!!!!!!

hj: i did (laughs) ah this is so annoying!!!! we look crazy !!!!!

hj: oh this is shoes? ah this fucking?

hj: ??????????

(couple shoes)

hj: are you fucking crazy. youre crazy

(* pun with shoes and fuck)

hj: i cldnt even think about this (this event)

dh: u needed this right (beauty products)

hj: oh yea. is it the new one? the limited edition

dh: its just how it is

hj: the bag's too big just for these two products

dh: (pulls out couple lipbalms (?????))

hj: woooow youre the worst. this is the worst video ever (laughs) whats this

dh: mother gift

hj: oh i gave a gift for ur mom too. oh i think i bought the same gift for mom

dh: she can use it for a long time

hj: this is the worst

dh: (forces a kiss on hyukjae)

hj: wtf ?????? get off!!!!

hj: this is the worst video ever

hj: wah i want to cry

dh: of course

hj: not bc of you

hj: i cld never have imagined it.... is there water?

hj: oh right, the dalgona? oh you did a lot! then you do it (donghae)

hj: show them, is that enough?

dh: it smells like dalgona coffee

hj: wah my mind is blank

hj: oh its a cheap cake right? about 1,000W right? looks cheap

hj: oh right there was a game

dh: werent u supposed to end it in an hour

hj: idk i do whatever i want. lets do the mission together. everyone what shld i get him to say? oh english? just enligh? oh?? "no challenge no change"

hj: ma-onnnng

sw: hyok

dh: me-honnng

sw: we only call once in a year; on ur birthday

dh: i'll call u in three days

sw: wtf...?

dh: (makes weird noise)

sw: what are you doing

eunhae: (humming the tune of no challenge no change)

sw: nyonyonyo

hj: ma-ong where are you ma-ong

hj: if theres change then there is....

dh: everybody say???

sw: i think its time for your medicine

eunhae: (laughs)

hj: no challenge

sw: i can't say that here theres a lot of people

hj: (usb impersonation) yah yah happy birthday my friend

sw: yes my friend

hj: im on live broadcast

sw:???? its ruined

hj: u failed my mission. u didnt say no challenge

sw: i did

hj: its within 40s

sw: its hard

hj: its bc my birthday is 0404

sw: i kno

hj: ur 0407

next is ryeonggu. what shld i do with ryeonggu. lets hurry up. "im confident"? ok. no other corner, we'll only do this (laughs)

hj: he's not picking up. ryeonggu. ryeonguuuuu. im confident!!!! that kid... hes not busy though. he doesn't have schedules though. does he pick up ur calls? try calling him

dh: then hold this for me

dh: i shld cut off my hair

hj: right hes just not picking up right? its not just my calls right

hj: right then last is kyu. ryeonggu is a fail. hes not picking up. next is kyu. what shld we do with him. "its the worst"? i will try.i shld just sing then. he keeps saying my singing is the worst

kh: hyunnng

hj: (sings)

kh: hyunnnng

hj: (sings)

kh: what are u doing

hj: (sings)

kh: ...hello?

hj: kyu?

kh: hyung ur rly bad at singing

hj: i was just pretending

kh: ur really bad

hj: if u had to say one word what wld it be. i have to hear a word from u

kh: ah "the worst"

hj: ahh!!!! why didnt u say it earlier. its too late now! kyuu

kh: hyung

hj: im doing the birthday party

kh: i heard its at 6pm. im not doing mine bc of u.

hj: ah bc they might not watch? u pushed it back

kh: hyung dont sing

hj: i will dance

kh: ah then thats ok

hj: anyway someones here

kh: who

hj: an athlete

kh: really? lee donghae?

hj: ur good

kh: im good ofc

dh: kyukyukyukyu

kh: donghaiiii. its the two of u

hj: yes its just the two of us. d&e has to do it

hj: am i done? lets eat it

dh: do we have to drink it with a straw? i never tried it

hj: oh this is weird (lipbalm)

dh: its cool right? feels cool. drink it in oneshot

hj: do i have to mix it? no? do i just drink it like this? u hvae a coffee shop, how do i do it?

dh: just dirnk

hj: (drinks)

hj: yah!!!!! theres no milk !!!! its bitter !!!!!!

hj: ohhh youtube is fun!! shld i do it? shld we do it? dont u do it?

dh: i don't do it like that

hj: do it and i will come over to play

dh: no no no no

hj: u shld call ur youtube nononono

dh: teuk hyung does it for 4 hours

hj: oh thats a problem. hes got a disease.

dh: i iwll leave now

hj: try it first. it s weird though? is tat how its supposed to taste?

dh: thats weird

hj: is that right? is that how its supposed to taste

hj: anyway u can leave. i will see you nononono

dh: nonononono

i did the the cake, the dalgona coffee and the game. whats next. ah the most important part, the questions! i was wondering what id do in an hour but its alrdy an hour. thats why teuk hyung does it for 4hrs. and since i don't hear u its quite alright (laughs)

the coffee isnt that good, the milk is good though. yeah its good everyone

i will start eunhyuk's quiz! drum. did u hear the drum sound? theres this thing from shindongdaeng's studio. shld we try listening to applause? is it coming out? ah no? (laughs) well

quiz 1: what was the popcorn that hyukjae ate during 2ya2yao filming

hj: is that the kind of question we're doing. i did eat... kh said it was good so i ate it but i don't rmb. oh? everyone gave the answer...? is that normal? consome(?)! then i don't need to guess??

guys don't give me the answer. it was consome (?)

congratulations for being picked for the quiz. you'll get a signed cd

quiz 2: 3-word poem with lee hyukjae from some show (didn't catch which one). if u don't kno pls do another one

hj: i don't rmb. pls give me the answer. pls give me the answer!!! yah elf-yah !!! give me the answer!!!! ah u don't know? whats this... wheres the person who sent this

right 2020 version

lee : im sad bc elf dont have much interest in me

hyuk : hyukjae hyukjae always wonder where elfs are

jae : its not fun

(laughs) fail! i used to be good at those. i lsot my touch

quiz 3: what was the airport event i had at some event in 2012

hj: how am i spposed to know!!!! do u guys actualy kno ?? oh?? it was marilyn monroe???? at that was that day? ah right it was for a punishment.... right fail! it was a punishment for all about suju

quiz 4: name of the menu of the cafe that i went with yesung on i live together (suju returns)

hj: ah.... i don't even rmb the cafe we went to. i don't want to remember. why are you bringing this up? then just fail. what was the name? i rmb it was a long name thats all

(thanhxuannie)

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prvntcessa · 5 years ago

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listen up 10s a 4 is speaking! shdlaskhd what’s up sluts i’m cherry, i’m 21, use she/her pronouns and live in PST! this is mischa, princess of the russian mafia. she wears black lipstick, is massive scammer, laughs at videos of people falling down the stairs. here is a shorter sparknotes version of her bio and some fun and fresh headcannons

please enjoy this gif of mischa cosplaying indie xoxo

SPARKNOTES BIO!

skeleton: the career criminal

name: mischa dostoyevsky ( formally xia han)

age: 25

gender: female

pronouns: she/her

fc: natasha liu bordizzo

born as xia to a dirt poor family of literal SCAM artists. we luv a scamily babey! her parents basically sold fraudulent anti-aging serum to dumb, white new york tourists everyday ( with the added bonus of her older brother dressed up like an OLD ASS MAN doing cartwheels n backflips like woooow this stuff really works! ) her job was basically sneaking through the crowd of people while they were distracted and pick-pocketing their money, valuables, shiny shit etc.

that white savior guilt money was paying the bills until one of the karens they conned got hives from the allergic reaction to the red food dye they used in the fake serum and her brothers literal Old Man disguise flew off like 90s rapper fly away pants when it was windy as fuck one day so basically The Authorities Have Been Called Luv, the police showed up and xia didn’t know what to do bc she was a kid so she just BOLTED AND RAN ... does not know what happened to her family to this day

grew up on the street, continued the family business of being a fcking scammer and basically bought tampons by telling power walking, baby backpacking ladies that she was gonna have to feed little timmy cockroaches if they didn’t pay off, slept with crooked stock brokers, seduced old guys, cleaned out their apartments, stole all their money, jewels, watches, credit cards, priceless antiques -- THE WORLD WAS HER SUGAR DADDI BB

all of this changed on day when she making her nightly run by the alibi, a bar she called Dumb Rich Guy Bar and saw a weird old guy come out looooaded with what looked expensive shit, but she really wanted his pocketwatch which from her experience was mad expensive. so she did her lil routine and THOUGHT she stole the watch but LOL SPIDERMAN MEME, he stole the watch back and the ring she was wearing AND HIS BODY GUARD HAD A GUN PLACED ON HER. MMM WHATCHA SAY

so turns out the weird old guy she tried to steal from was VLADIMIR DOSTOYEVSKY!!!! THE HEAD OF THE RUSSIAN FUCKING MAFIA. yiiiiikes! lmao she was like cool im gonna die but he was like hold up, u chose the pocket watch, the only real and valuable thing i was wearing ... i like u ur smart u have fire, u remind me of my dead wife YOU WILL BE MY SUCCESSOR ur name is now mischa for my unborn son and i will teach u the ropes

so there is no more xia, only mischa, basically adopted by vladimir who she calls dad/nana and who calls her rabbit as a nickname (they play monopoly every night and VLAD CHEATS EVERY TIME BRO). she is the only girl in the bratva aka The Brotherhood which is what the russian mafia is called. shes kind of their wendy. shes worshipped outwardly but theres probably a lot of people that hate her ... which leads me to ........PAPA DYING! BIG RIP OG PAPA! he was poisoned at dinner and people say it was the italians but mischa is sure it was an inside job

bc of vlad dying *pour one out for vladdy daddy* mischa is head of the bratva aka russian mafia they call her PAPA bc thats how people refer to the mob boss SO SDHLLKDSH

ALSO PLOT TWIST! originally the plate that killed her dad was the plate she was given but he switched with her bc his piece of chicken was bigger and he wanted her to have it :((((( SO THE POISON PLATE WAS HER PLATE SO SOMEONE WAS TRYNA KILL HER DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

ok here are HCS they are from the bottom of my app xx

nicknames include who’s your papa, big papa and daddy purely because it’s iconic. but also she is probably that gifset where rihanna is talking abt how shes a bad bitch w top energy but is a massive bottom ahdlaks

mischa i think has to look a certain way of looking when dealing w the mob ( sort of girl boss, designer clothes, femme fatale ) but i think she is relatively unlady-like and prefers ratty jeans, plaid skirts, flannels, black combat boots, messy ponytails and the like when she’s relaxing. reminds her of life before.

practices makeup on dmitri and boris (her body guards) who complain a lot but also love her xoxo

owns a very big fluffy, luxurious cat named perogi, he’s her son, a gift from dear old dad.

has a pretty severe drinking problem ( vodka on the rocks is the poison ) after her father died and sleeps with a gun ( although i think she's better with a knife )

thus can drink you under the table also swears like an old sailor man ( is working on it, the whole mob sighs when she calls japanese businessmen idiot douche canoe fuckbags to their faces during monthly debt collections )

mischa can speak 5 languages in order to speak to people all over the world: madarin ( from her childhood ), english, russian ( mob ), spanish and french.

pansexual queen and i want to say scorpio

she’s grateful obviously to папа doing more off the grid, low quality criminal stuff without supervision because she is a truant, tramp, scam artist cat burglar klepto at heart <3

cinnamon roll meme: looks like she could kill you and would probably kill you

so i want to say she probably met the star of the show doing something where she snuck out at night with her bodyguards not knowing, wore her civilian clothes, blended in kept her head down because she missed freedom and accidentally met them out there like that under a pseudonym to hide her mafia life/continued to sneak out to see them like that before being exposed. very double life stuff angsty secret mafia princess stuff. we love hannah mon-mafia.

scared her parents will resurface/past will resurface ( supposedly папа bribed the police but . . . karma is a bitch )

has A LOT of suitors meant to strengthen The Empire and bridge conflicts between mobs but cares little, them: 💕, her: hocks a loogie and wipes on pants … she SUCSKSSKSS

has burped at important business dinners before and simultaneously has brought massive mafiosos to their knees. literally will have your dick cut off if you say something misogynistic, racist or something about her father :) she has a collection. ( its a big collection, but still quite little if you know what i mean )

rumored to have killed a man with the sharp end of her louboutin.

has a slight accent just from being surrounded by it constantly and word switches

smells like cinnamon and scraped knees

#heistintro #i hate her #pretends like she doesnt like being called princess also...luvs it #ur scary scorpio girlfriend

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shesadramaqueen · 6 years ago

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My Curly Haired; Roger Taylor x N!Reader

Requested by: anonymous

Your bio reminded me of a thought I had, being whenever we think of curly hair, Brian comes to mind,so I wanted to know if you could do something where the reader, who also has curly hair, asks Brian his hair routine and they start talking about hair all the time and even end bonding because of it. The rest of the band obviously gets annoyed and roger, who’s the reader with, jealous over the sudden approximation between them. Ik this might sound silly, but it’s just something fun I thought of

Summary: Roger knew you would get along with his bandmates perfectly fine when he brought you in to meet each other. Perhaps, you got along a bit more than fine with a specific curly haired boy. A bit too much for his liking.

Context: based in the early/mid-70’s.

Word Count: 4.9 K

Warnings: bit of angst, alcohol, swearing, a bit of sexual tension if you squint, the L bomb

A/N: I did this a bit more Roger centred than you requested for plot purposes, hope that is alright! I also used neutral pronouns as gender wasn’t specified! I actually used parts of my hair routine for this lmfao so here you go. And yes I used a gif of Ben!Roger and Gwilym!Brian but it reflected the angst I was looking for

Permanent taglist: @turkey-bacon-for-queen, @haikyuumanga

You didn’t really expect all of that to happen when Roger brought you in to meet his band.

You and Roger had been dating for a while now but had never met his mates until one night, when he dragged you to one of their gigs. Maybe not drag, but certainly you felt a bit out of place as that wasn’t your usual scenario.

And that’s how ended up standing in the front row, almost blind in alcohol and screaming senseless lyrics that definitely weren’t the ones from the songs. Still, you were having the time of your life and never wanted it to end.

Roger was looking like a five course meal behind the drum set, of course. The sweat suited him. Yet you couldn’t help your eyes drifting to the guitarist from time to time.

It wasn’t him as a whole what kept your eyes glued to him (he was cute but, having Roger Taylor as your boyfriend, what else could you ask for?), but his perfect curls that fell on his shoulders. You were so jealous that your hair didn’t look like that.

When he appeared on stage you gasped so hard you saw one of the body guards glance at you curiously, despite him being next to an amp.

What kind of sorcery was that? Never in your life had you seen such perfect hair. It was just breathtaking. At one point you really did wonder: ‘Is this guy real or did someone put LSD in my drink?’.

When the concert eventually came to an end, you were both sad and excited. You didn’t want it to end, as you were having the time of your life, but you also knew that then you’d head backstage and properly meet Roger’s friends. Which meant showering the curly haired boy with questions about his gorgeous mane, as the alcohol didn’t let you feel the shame you generally felt on your every day life.

It wasn’t until you started walking that you noticed how intoxicated you were, and your attempts to look more sober were in vain, so when you reached the door that connected to where the band was, the bodyguards stopped you from going through.

“This is backstage, miss. Staff only” one of them seriously said, while also trying to be comprehensive with your situation.

“But my boyfriend is there!” you managed to slurr out. The two guards looked at each other, amused. “I’m serious! Go ask him, the drummer! Roger Taylor, that is.” You really had to bang your brain for a second to get his name out, and if you were able to in that moment, you’d feel so embarrased for it.

One of them shrugged and went in search for the blond one, knowing you wouldn’t leave.

Some mintutes later, your lover’s head perked up from the door with furrowed brows and you squealed.

“Roger!!” You blurted out with a big grin and he went to hug you. “You guys were amazing up there! You were all like boom and I was all like woooow, you know?”

When he pulled back, he had a smirk painted on his face. “Are you drunk, Y/N?”

“I’m not” you snorted, and booped his nose before continuing. “Haven’t touched a single drop of alcohol in all night.” You smiled innocently and he laughed.

“Not true! You can barely keep your eyes open!” And that was a fact. You could feel the heaviness in not only your eyelids but also your whole body.

“’t’s alright! Now let’s go backstage, I want to meet-” you tried to walk towards the door, but stumbled with your own feet. You were glad Roger was there to catch you, because you would have fallen otherwise.

“The only place you’re going, lovepie,” he said while helping you get on your feet “is home.”

You pouted. “But I want to meet them! I have lots of questions.” You crossed your arms, ready to throw a tantarum.

“You can meet them another day, sweetheart” he said and held your cheek. “But you probably would end up puking all over them right now.”

You threw your head back and groaned. “Fine!” at which he smiled and kissed your cheek.

“Let’s go then” he said and wrapped an arm around your waist to help you stabilize while walking.

“Wait, aren’t you staying?” the confused puppy look you wore made the man beside you laugh lightly.

“And let you go home alone? Not a chance”.

“But this place is so cool!” you exclaimed. “Would you really miss a party for me?” tears started welling up in your eyes.

“You know I’d do anything for you, asshat.” That’s what it took for you to start to messily cry with loud sobs, much to his amusement. “Alright let’s get you home”.

You got outside and the cold air that hit your face made you sober up just enough to calm your weepings down.

You both waited by the road, Roger trying to get a cab’s attention while you clinged onto him, snuffling your nose and wiping the tears off your face.

When one finally pulled over, you were already half asleep, so you clumsily got inside the car, gave the adress of your apartment and then snuzzled up next to Rog, your eyelids falling shut.

“Who was the guy with the guitar?” you asked after some minutes of silence, barely conscious.

“That’s Brian, why?” he answered softly. You shrugged.

“Do you think he’s wearing a wig?” Roger scoffed, thinking you were joking. Only after not seeing you laugh he noticed you were dead serious, and he scrunched his face.

“Do I thin- what?” you could feel the confusion in his voice and you furrowed your eyebrows, but didn’t bother to open your eyes to look at him.

“Do you think Brian wears a wig? Or maybe it’s a perm.” Roger couldn’t believe the nonsense you were mumbling.

“Y/N, babe, that’s his real hair” you suddenly sat up straight, startling Roger, and looked at him with excitedness.

“It is? So if I tug his hair, it will hurt him?” you could see a big ‘what the actual fuck’ written on Roger’s face, but didn’t understand why he was so confused.

“…It’s attached to his scalp?”

“Huh. Too bad it’s not a wig” you said leaning back on him again and closing your eyes.

“Why?” he asked, and hesitantely wrapped an arm around you, scared you would shot up again.

“Well because then I could put it on. Obviously” you mumbled as if it was the most evident thing in the world.

That was the last thing you remembered from the night.

A killer headache is what woke you up the morning after.

“Shit” you groaned with your eyes still closed, massaging the bridge of your nose to try and alleviate the pressure that hugged your head tightly. You rolled in the bed and thanked the heavens when you saw a painkiller and a glass of water in the nightstand.

After taking it, you got up with difficulties and headed to kitchen, from where you could smell fresh coffee. Standing there was Roger giving you a great view, as he was only in boxers, eating a toast with some marmalade on it. You wrapped your arms around him from behind.

“Good morning, sleepbug” he said softly and you could feel your headache ease with the mere sound of his voice.

“Good morning” you mumbled and kissed his shoulderblade before pulling away and serving yourself a cup of coffee.

You leaned against the counter and stared off into the distance, frowning and trying to remember what happened the night before. “Rog, could you give me a slight sum up of what happened yesterday?”

It’s not that you didn’t remember it; you did know what happened, or at least the outline of it, but you wanted to make sure nothing escaped your memory.

“Alright so, long story short, you went to our gig, got dead drunk and started crying when I said I’d accompany you home because you were too shit faced to meet the boys, asked weird stuff in the car and then passed out. I had to carry you all the way up here and let me tell you, my arms were tired from drumming.” He raised an eyebrow at you and you bit your lip, trying your best not to laugh.

“Sorry about that.” You smiled apologetically but it faded away when you went over his words in your mind. “Wait, asked weird stuff?”

Your night was all pretty clear until the cab part. You knew you talked, but in that moment your mind lingered between the unconsciousness of sleep and the drunk consciousness, so you couldn’t make out the exact conversation that happened.

“Yeah. You asked if Brian’s hair was his real hair? For some reason, you firmly believed it was a perm or even a bloody wig” he mocked you jokingly but you swallowed hard. For a moment, you actually believed the guitarist had been product of your imagination.

“You are not telling him that” you said wearily.

“Oh, you bet I am, love. It’s the first thing I’m going to tell him when I see him” he had a shit eating smirk on his face that you wanted to rip off with all your heart.

“Don’t you fucking dare.” He stuck his tongue out at you. “I swear, Taylor”.

He giggled and held you by the waist. “Why do you care so much? You were drunk, it’s not relevant”.

“That’s literally the most embarrassing thing I’ve said in my entire life” you smiled pressing your lips together. “Please keep that pretty mouth of yours shut” you murmured and kissed the base of his jaw, one of his weak spots, and he shivered.

“Alright”.

“Good boy.” You winked at him before pulling away. You drank the rest of your coffee and stretched your back, putting your arms up. “I’m going to shower, I feel disgusting. You coming?”

“Would love to, but can’t. Gotta go to the studio today. In fact,” he glanced at the kitchen clock “I should start getting ready and get going if I don’t want to arrive later than Freddie”.

You both headed into your bedroom: you to get rid of your clothes and get a towel and him to put some on.

When he was done, he kissed your cheek. “Want to grab lunch later? We could go to that pub near the studio”.

“Sure! Be there at… 12:30?”

“Perfect. See you later, love” he said before pecking your lips.

“Later, baby” he gave your ass a smack before heading out with a final wink.

When you heard the main door close behind him, you sighed and headed into the bathroom.

You turned on the shower to let the water heat up and stared at yourself in the mirror. Your hair, as always, was absolute chaos, and you frowned in frustration.

Because you were the only one in your family with curly hair, no one had taught you how to take care of it, and you didn’t know how. It drove you crazy: if you didn’t brush it, the curls and knots would cramp over each other. If you did, it became a frizzy mess. And even if you didn’t brush it, it was frizzy.

That was the natural state of your hair and despite seeing people with perfect curls, you had learned to deal with it. That was until you saw his hair, now you felt ashamed of the thing on top of your head.

This was a good thing, you tried to convince yourself. You would be able to ask him about his secrets to keep it so beautiful, as he was someone you’d come to know eventually, but you were too ashamed and you knew you’d feel intimidated around him.

“Whatever. I guess I’ll have to drink again to be able to ask him and get great hair” you sighed before grabbing the brush and detangling your hair, shedding a couple tears in the process, so it could be easily manageable to wash in the shower.

“Fucking hell” you sneered when you got out of the taxi due to the temperature change. “I wish I would have dried my hair” you scolded yourself before rushing towards the cozy pub that you and Roger frequented to.

You peaked inside when you reached the glass door. On one of the tables near the entrance, you could see Roger talking and next to him… a mass of perfect curls.

“Shit” you whispered as you retreated quickly and hid yourself behind one of the walls that were next to the door. You felt like your heart could jump out of your chest. “My hair is a fucking mess” you screamed-whispered and bit your lip in nervousness.

You couldn’t make a fool of yourself in front of him, you had to play it cool. And so you covered yourself with the hood of Roger’s sweater, took a few breaths and headed inside.

As soon as your boyfriend saw you, he grinned brightly and raised his arm so you could spot him, despite being one of the few people inside the local.

“Hi!” you said when you reached them. You gave the blond one a peck on the lips before smiling at the man next to him. “Brian, right? I’m Y/N, nice to meet you. I didn’t know you would be joining us today” you said and flinched a little.

‘Did that sound uninviting?’

“Oh, I won’t. I came because Roger kept insisting how good the beers are here and I didn’t believe him.” He raised his almost empty mug at you before looking at his friend. “I guess I was wrong” he chuckled before drinking again, and you laughed nervously.

Roger frowned and gave you a quizzical look before signalling you to sit down. Not until then you had realized you were awkwardly standing there, so you rushed to sit down while you felt a faint blush creeping up your face.

There was silence for a moment until Brian set his glass down and got up. “Well, I guess I’ll get going. You’re paying.” Roger switched his curious gaze on you to him with an offended expression.

“No I’m not! You pay your shit!” he said dramatically and you snorted.

“Nope” he emphasised the p, making the boy in front of you groan. He wrapped his colourful scarf around his neck before turning at you with a kind smile. “Bye, Y/N” he then turned to Roger. “Finish that damn song already, drummer” at which Roger flipped him off as a goodbye.

Brian chuckled and started walking away, your gaze not leaving him as he became smaller the furhter away he was, his hair bouncing with grace over his shoulders.

When he was out the door, you closed your eyes and sighed before looking at Roger, who was staring at you intently. “What?” you asked.

“What was that?” he questioned back.

“What was what?” you picked up the menu and started eyeing it to avert his gaze, even if you always ordered the same thing when you came here.

You could feel Roger’s eyes on you while silence settled tensly for some seconds before he shrugged. “Nothing” he said before looking at his own menu.

That’s how you found yourself staring at Brian more than you should have. More than you’d like to. The sight of him made the self hatred towards your hair increase, but it also struck you every time.

‘Fucking ridiculous’ you thought, mouth hanging open when you saw him enter the studio in a particularly humid and rainy day without a single strand of hair out of place. ‘He doesn’t have a single bad hair day’.

The past few days you had gone in the studio with Roger, as you were on a break from university and only worked in the afternoons. You would rather spend time with the band, who you had already met, than hang around in your apartment doing nothing.

The thought of being made fun of terrified you so bad you started wearing the most unbelievable accessories and hairstyles so your hair would stay hidden, which Freddie would giggle at every time he saw you.

Roger, on the other hand, seemed a little off. A bit too weary, too tense, too cranky and you didn’t know why. Specially he was like that around Brian.

You were sitting on the sofa of the recording room next to Roger one morning, watching Brian record his part. You had to say, that was also something breathtaking. His technique and way of playing was something from another world, and you found yourself staring in awe once again.

When you turned to Roger to comment how good the new song sounded so far after Brian did a particularly good riff, you saw him roll his eyes while staring at the booth with the most annoyed expression. You furrowed your brows, confused.

You were about to ask what was wrong when the door swinged open.

“Your turn, mate” a sweaty Brian commented with a smirk. Roger glared at him for a second before huffing and getting up to go to the booth, stomping his feet on his way.

“Oookay” Brian said, not knowing what was going on with him either, before plopping down in the couch next to you.

“You were killer in there! I can’t wait to hear how the song turns out” you exclaimed excitedly. The fact that you were awkward around him didn’t stop you both from getting along perfectly fine.

“Thanks! I worked pretty hard on that one and I really like how it turned out” you smiled at him before turning your attention to the booth, where you could see Roger angrily yell at Freddie through the glass, the last one wearing a smug smile as he had mutted the sound so not a single complaint from the drummmer could be heard.

You scoffed and shook your head at your boyfriend’s attitude.

“Unbelievable, isn’t he?” You turned your head only to see Brian already staring intently at you. “What? Is there something on my face?”

He smiled and looked down. “No, sorry for staring.” He looked at you again and slightly frowned before speaking up. “There’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you”.

You unconsciously fixed your slouched posture and bit the inside of your cheek, feeling a bit anxious. “Yeah? What’s up?”

“Well, uh,” he started and looked to his side “I don’t mean to be rude but, I’ve noticed you’ve er… been staring at me?” Your eyes opened up dramatically. “At first I thought it was my imagination but I don’t think it is. Again, I’m not trying to put you on the spot but I’d really like to know why that is.” He sheepishly scratched the back of his head with a nervous smile.

You could feel your cheeks burn as you looked down and played with the trim of your hoodie. Had you really been that obvious?

“I’m sorry” you started and chuckled slightly. “I really didn’t mean to do it, sorry. I don’t want this to sound weird but, I really like your hair”.

He blinked rapidly and blushed slightly. “My hair?”

“Yeah! I’ve honestly never seen anyone with a hair like yours. I’m pretty much obsessed with it and that is why my eyes drift to it much more than I’d like to… Mainly because I have curly hair myself, kinda”.

“Well, thank you so much, really…” He softly said. “I’m flattered. And what do you mean kinda?”

“I do have curly hair but as I don’t know how to take care of it, it looks horrible and anything but curly. That’s why I always wear something on my head, so it can’t be seen. I feel intimidated around you because of that.” You said the last part so quietly you doubted he heard you.

“Well, why didn’t you talk to me?”

“I didn’t want to come off as a weirdo”.

“You literally stare at me” he pointed out jokingly.

“Fair point” you laughed and noticed that you didn’t feel embarrassed anymore. Now that you had broken the barrier between the two of you, you felt relaxed and confident enough to talk to him about this topic, something you should have done long ago. “So, will you help me?”

“'Course!” You smiled at him, thankful. “You could take your hood off, though?”

“Shit. Yeah, sure” you mumbled rushedly and bit your lip before you pulled the fabric off your head, unleashing your damaged hair that went all over the place. You silently prayed the others were too distracted so they wouldn’t notice it.

He inhaled sharply. “Oh, wow”.

“I know” you said while getting some of it out of your face. “It’s messy and damaged and horrible. I used to straighten it but it got really bad so I stopped and started wearing stuff that would cover it or different hairstyles that would ‘control’ it.” You picked a lock and started inspecting it. “I just don’t know what to do so I really could use your help.”

“First of all, don’t brush your hair when it’s dry” he said cringing a bit at the thought of it. “It’s very damaging and causes breakage. Instead detangle it in the shower when it’s literally soaked in conditioner. And talking about that don’t wash it too often… leave around 4 or 5 days in between wash day” you furrowed your brows at this.

“What do you mean? Won’t it get like, dirty and dry?” He chuckled slightly.

“That’s why you refresh your hair every day in order for your curls to always look good. I personally shake my hair up with my hands, wet it and apply some curl definer cream and some conditioner before scrunching. Then I just let the air do its job and hope for the best.” He shrugged and paused for a second before continuing. “A big lifehack is sleeping with a pineapple ponytail which basically means a loose ponytail on top of your head, but if you find it uncomfortable you could also carefully wrap your hair with a silk scarf.”

You held your hand up to make him stop talking, as the information was overflowing your head. “How come you know all of this?” You asked, feeling a bit dizzy.

“I’ve talked to a lot of people and tried a lot of stuff. It’s basically trial and error” he smiled at you sympathetically. “We’ll get your curls looking amazing, I promise”.

“Thank you so much, Brian” you kissed his cheek and just in that moment Roger came into the room and you put your hood on once again.

You saw him shoot a deadly look at the man next to you and decided to intervene.

“Hey love, how was the recording?” You asked completely oblivious to why your boyfriend seemed so annoyed.

“Fine” he growled.

You tilted your head slightly. 'Huh? What did I even do?’

Freddie sensed the tension and spoke up. “How about we take a break?” He said clasping his hands together.

You felt everything had been good since that day: your friendship with Brian was flourishing beautifully, as you both talked all day long about every topic that came to mind. Your hair also looked better than it ever had, and this boosted your confidence into another level, which had Freddie extra happy and excited.

The only thing that still seemed off was Roger, but you figured that it was because of the pressure from the album, as he sometimes got extra snappy when he felt stressed, so you decided to give him space and not overwhelm him.

At first, John and Fred were quite happy to see the guitarist and you getting along so well, but as the deadline of the album drew near, the warm feeling was replaced with an exasperating one.

One morning you were happily chatting with Brian while Freddie was scribbling down some lyrics, John was playing on his bass and Roger was sitting on his stool, twirling his drumsticks, when the bassist finally fed up.

“Look, Y/N, we get it. You and Brian have a lot in common and whatever but we’re supposed to be working so please can you leave it for later?” He snapped and stopped playing.

“I agree, darling. We’re not here to hang out” Freddie said calmly but you could sense the slight irritation in his tone.

“Sorry guys” you said and couldn’t help but giggle, so you leaned into Brian’s neck to hide it, while he also tried not to laugh at their annoyance.

You snapped out of your happy state when you heard a loud noise, which made you shot your head up.

Roger had stood up so abruptly he had knocked down his stool, and you were only able to catch a glimpse of him before he stormed out of the room. You immediately got up to go after him, feeling very worried.

Following the trail of cold air, you walked through the hallway until you saw the fire emergency door open. You approached it and peeked through the glass.

Roger was sitting on the floor, with his chin resting on his arms that were leaning on one of the railings and with his legs hanging out the platform, cigarrete in his mouth.

“Hey” you said softly. He didn’t answer, but just glanced at you for a second before returning his gaze to the passing cars below.

You sighed and sat next to him while he took a drag. “What’s wrong, sweetheart?”

He snorted, clearly upset. “What’s wrong? Obviously nothing. I’m fucking great, can’t you see?”

You crossed your arms, feeling slightly annoyed. “Look, if you’re pissed I’m sorry, but you have no right to snap at me like that, I’m just trying to help you.” You were about to get up when Roger put a hand over your arm to stop you from leaving.

A couple of seconds passed by until he spoke up. “I’m jealous” he mumbled and dropped his hand off you.

“What?” You asked, not sure if you heard right.

“I’m jealous, okay?” He exclaimed and looked at you in the eye.

“Jealous?” You said, not believing what you just heard. “What eve- wait is this because of Brian?” Roger looked away, ashamed. “I can’t believe this. You’re jealous of one of your best mates?”

He shrugged. “It’s fucking stupid and I hate feeling like this, but I see you both getting along so good and being with each other so much I can’t help but wonder… What if you’ve finally realised that I’m not good enough for you? What if you finally got tired of me?” His voice grew weaker with every word he said and he hid his profile with his hair to not give away the tears that welled up in his eyes.

That’s when you became aware of what was happening. He wasn’t being possessive over you or angry at you. He was insecure over himself and scared Brian might be able to steal you away, as he felt his friend was much better than he was.

“Roger, we literally talk about hair.” You held his hand and squeezed it.

“I know and it’s so stupid but… I don’t know.” He took one last drag and threw the cigarette’s butt down, watching it fall to avoid your avid gaze. You grabbed his face and made him look into your eyes.

“Roger, that won’t happen. I’m not going to leave you for Brian or for anyone. I don’t deserve better because you’re already the best thing that has happened to me.” He was moved by your words, but still they didn’t convince him completely.

“And how do you know that won’t happen?” Your heart clenched at the sight of him being so vulnerable.

“Baby, I don’t know if any of that will happen in the future, but I’m sure it won’t happen now. It won’t because I love you, Roger”.

“You what?” His eyes widened in shock. Not until a second later you realized it had been the first time you had said it and you were surprised that those words left your mouth. Still, it felt right.

“I love you and I’m not going to leave you” you repeated, smiling brightly, and you could feel Roger melt into your hands.

“I love you too, Y/N” Your heart raced at his words, feeling so happy you could combust.

You leaned in to kiss him, but a cough beside you made you jump instead.

“Can we please get back to work?” Deaky was leaning in the door frame with crossed arms and quirked brows.

“Are you joking?” Roger groaned. “We’ve literally been here for 5 minutes.” John rolled his eyes.

“I want you on the recording room in a minute” he said looking at you both carefully before walking away.

“Now, where were we?” Your boyfriend said with a dorky smile before kissing you.

His soft and warm lips on yours made butterflies fly in your stomach and you smiled against him, which made him do it as well.

You broke the kiss and he pouted. “'C'mon!” You giggled. “Let’s go back, you have to record your solo now.” His frown changed into a big smile.

“Yes, let’s go!” He excitedly exclaimed and rushed to go back to the booth, not even waiting for you.

“Darn it, I love him” you muttered to yourself while going after him. “I really do.”

#roger taylor x reader #roger taylor #queen #queen fanfiction #queen fic #fanfic #brian may #queen band #freddie mercury #john deacon

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abundantchewtoys · 5 years ago

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Homestuck Candy re: p37-39 - Realtalk

Page 37

Wow.

Of course it would take irrelevance for (Vriska) to be able to admit some things. And yeah, you could say she's not the "real deal" anymore, but she's the last version of the most relevant Vriska this story had.

What she had to spitball about John there was interesting. She was aware of when the spotlight wasn't on her, so it kind of makes sense she'd know of John's importance to the plot somehow.7 Although she doesn't know his retcon powers are gone, of course.

But yeah, even in death, John is relevant. (See Meat path.)

Weird how all the shapes she sees in the clouds were reminiscent of Dream John's cloud visions, from that time he almost woke up. It's like the Candy path is almost still inside a dreambubble.

Meanwhile, I like how she's trying to instill better habits into Vriska Lalonde. Although, her upbringing is already such that a lot of bad manners and habits she would have developped on Alternia/Beforus aren't even there. Still cool to see what seems to be inherent to Vriska's DNA, though. The stealing, inclination for gloryhounding and idolizing.

What would Vriska have done with the information the dude (Vriska) paralyzed was Tavros' namesake, though.

I guess it's also cool we get at least some kind of honest explanation for (Vriska)'s horrible reaction at, uh, let's call her ((Vriska)), her dead ghost self from the Game Over timeline. And it's true! That version of her was much better suited, and cosmically, karmically, blessed, to end up with Terezi again.

That this is all taking place while the girls are lying on Gamzee's cooling corpse is another indication she'll never be entirely well-adjusted, though. Neither version of her.

But holy shit. So (Vriska) actually does admit to some kind of reciprocation of the feelings Terezi has for her. Which... could still be platonic. I'm not sure either girl really knows what she's missing, as Alternia didn't have a concept of fraternal (sisterly) bonds.

And here's what I didn't expect! (Vriska) contacting Terezi??? We last heard from her when she was ready to give up. If (Vriska)'s texts reach her synchronously from John's, that would mean she heard from her, possibly, just before meeting Meat John?? (If it's the same Terezi in both paths.) Alternatively, of course... She might contact Terezi on a point in her timeline after the end of the Meat path!

That is, if Terezi even replies. Maybe (Vriska)'s going to put out a whole monologue, like Terezi sent her from the B2 session, which (Vriska) never actually read before ending up on Earth C.

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Okay now this, right here?

New favorite page of the epilogues.

MAN that felt good! A look at what goes on inside Roxy's mind, at last! And a very real, valid explanation at how two versions of her can end up so different.

She just doesn't let regret and self-doubt hold her back so much. Doesn't mean she's perfect, since she admits she's been chewing over some stuff.

Kind of reminds me of how her Void symbol, like Space, is a lot of lines moving in curves away from a center. Almost like she has all these fractally branching paths of development she can choose to follow.

But I like how both John and Roxy are in the perfect place to discuss this stuff now. They're kind of right back to how they interacted when they first met, and later in blankspace. Only with the wisdom of adults backing them.

What's interesting, there's indication Roxy knows even MORE still about the circumstances of John's choice! And that both her and Calliope have something special about them due to being in close proximity to his choice.

Aww, but it's also good to see John and Harry Anderson's first attempt at reconnecting. Never thought John was going to end up like this. Like the non-Weasley adults that took a turn at mentoring Harry Potter - well-meaning but still kind of hopeless and clueless, also unintentionally shitty at times. Though in some ways, it does feel rather John-ish.

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What.

WHAT.

WOOOOW.

Dude.

That was glorious.

He just CALLED it. Dave just freaking called it. And Obama, he.

So.

Let me get this straight.

B1 Obama met B1 Jake (Grandpa Harley). In a Skaianet on Hawaii, he entered a session through a transportalizer. He met B1 Dirk (Bro Strider). They did a whole thing. They had a session together? Or, like, did Obama and Bro explore the B1 Session? Deliberately left vague.

Obama was the ? of Hope (Seer I think). At some point he left and maybe even ended up as his B2 Self. Cause he mentioned time-shenanigans. But then, of course, there's the possibility he just had an Ultimate Self reveal at some point.

And through the Hope aspect, he seems to imply, that even this "fake" reality can achieve truth.

And then.

AND THEN.

Dave gets asked to head The Call by Obama. This man's life was just completed. AND IT TURNS OUT CANDY DAVE IS DAVEBOT ALL ALONG.

I MEAN, WHAT THE SHIT!!!!

So, Dave as Ultimate Self, has access to all experiences of all his other selves now. Including Meat Dave, probably. Since even Davepeta, who already had an ultimate self awareness thing going on, is now part of him.

Wow.

About FUCKING Time indeed. (I just got the inherent pun there, too.)

What the shit.

Okay, Davebot just skyrocketed from "oh heh, look, another dead doomed Dave" to "holy shit I want to see everything this guy does from now on".

So.

This is definite proof that Dirk was trying to get a Rosebot situation going on there, in the Meat path. But it bears mentioning that Obama does NOT indicate that Dirk himself is exempt from the effects of the Ultimate Self awakening. It's possible he just didn't know. It's equally possible it's relevant information.

But yeah.

This would mean that all of them would have to become immortal soulbots. Kind of a shitty deal, since the human flesh has a few upsides to it, no matter how sophisticated your bot is made to be.

Still, I'm all here for Davebot kicking Meat Dirk's ass around, for sure. Who's ready for the Final Round of the Strider Beatdown, right?

...

Well this page took a turn for the unexpected. Here I thought "aw look, it's the froghunt but with Dave and Jade as adults, also godtiers!"

Still, props to Karkat for combining the personal (keeping his favorite pair safe) and the practical (bolstering potential future strongholds).

#homestuck #dave strider #barack obama #vriska lalonde #vriska serket #roxy lalonde #john egbert #reaction #liveblogging homestuck #homestuck candy #homestuck epilogues

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lynxgriffin · 6 years ago

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Straight Outta Monster Narnia

HEY HEY I WASN’T EXPECTING TO DO THIS EVER AGAIN BUT WE’RE BACK

I’M GONNA PLAY ME SOME DELTA RUNE HERE

THOUGHTS AS I GO! ARE UNDER THE CUT!

Here we GOOOOOOO~!

Survey Program! Nice! Ominous!

I am here yes!

Truly excellent dude

OH MAKING A VESSEL NOW what are we Xehanort

NEATO I can pick Chara or Frisk heads or others…

Let’s do someone new. This kinda longish hair head.

STRIPES FOR DAYS! Longish sleeves, methinks

The legs are almost all the same LMAO

This is so friggin creepy I l OVE IT

Favorite food is PAIN nah it’s soft

BLOOD TYPE D. D for DOGGO

You have been gifted with kindness, not-XionFrisk

Pain AND seizure. Kinda wonder what happens if you say no tho…

But I don’t want to start over so let’s go with yes

OH FRIGGIN BUUUUURNED BY THE GAME, HAHAHA

Hi Toriel, you’re looking nice!

That’s a lot of friggin trophies over there

Also Kris, you need some eyes

RELIGIOUS SKA

So we have overachieving perfect child and sad boring child, okay

Awww Gerson wrote a book! How neat

It’s only you…..FOR NOW!!!!

It just isn’t home without white fur stuck in the drain, is it

CHAIRIEL’S RETURN!!!!

Also there’s some weird graphical flicker going on when I move and I wonder if it’s not because I’m playing full screen here

“Spray For The Boys, Flamin’ Hot Pizza Flavor” Damn Toby I missed your incredible sense of humor

DOES TORIEL USE PET SHAMPOO please say yes

ASRIEL’S AT COLLEGE AND UNDYNE’S A POLICE MONSTER, PERFECT

PROFESSOR ALPHYS IMMA GET AN A+ IN ANIME CLASS

DAMN who do I pick as my partner

Like…I really want Temmie…but also Snowdrake…

Random snake is also very good…

Ahhh I see this is gonna be pre-determined

HAHAHAHA FUCKIN BURNED AGAIN BY THIS HORRIBLE BLUE DUCK

Thank you cool snake I love your origin story

Oh this reindeer girl is very cute

MOTHA. FOKKIN. SUSIE

I instantly love her, goodbye

Oh Alphys you’re so not good at putting anyone in trouble

I JUST REALIZED TEMMIE HAS HER EGG ON THE DESK

Susie are you eating chalk

Oh sheet I like Susie less now

GAH DAMN THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY

Susie, Kris doesn’t even HAVE a face

Haha totally cut off my answer there

Hmm. I sense…a theme here.

Wow this really is putting on the restrictive aspects here

Now that’s a spooky face

Oh it ain’t gonna be that simple, mean girls

Well, this sure seems like an underground! Also…Kris is green now, okay

Hi there creepy waving things!

To reiterate: this is soooo creepy AND I LOVE IT

Puzzles! We got puzzles again! CREEPY PUZZLES

Whelp, we found Susie, just kinda hiding out in a…dead dust bunny thingie

LOL so much for a party member following you around

Well this is a new and interesting take on the bullet hell mechanics

Such interesting and different architecture

THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESSSSS

Yes let’s take a sudden HARD SHIFT into Final Fantasy

THE QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS that was an MST3K ep you know

About like…Leonardo da Vinci actually. Except he was a whiny bitch

LMAO Susie just “nah destroying the world sounds neat”

JOKESTER SANS GLIDES IN A FLAMING TRICYCLE SURE WHY NOT

VERY DIFFERENT COMBAT SYSTEM

“Dunno how I got an ax but like, that’s cool”

CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REMIXES OF THIS BATTLE MUSIC OKAY

Dunno if there’s a pacifist version of this game but I stick to tradition so I’m gonna try it

RALSEI. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

THE POWER OF FLUFFY BOYS SHINES WITHIN YOU it sure as hell does, game

The heckin heck Ralsei is so cute

Yup yup we gonna try pacifist this first time!

“If you’re reading this…I guess you’re dead.” Fair enough.

Gaster noises when trying to use the cell phone, hmmmm…

It’s an inverse papou fruit!

Susie just up and attacks this cake, all right

Battle is cool but it’s gonna take some getting used to, think I accidentally used both of my items

YOUR SENSE OF DIRECTION WON’T SAVE YOU NOW

“It’s like a dinner made out of three glasses of milk” Ralsei you’re SO CUTE

Now to see if TP stays leveled between battles…

“I thought you were running away.” / “Yeah, I finished.”

Fugdamn I want —pictures of Spiderman— remixes of this music ON MY DESK TODAY

FRIGHTENING FANFARE

Damn that puzzle still is tricky

Gah damn that was hilarious but also terrifying

We have the power of FLUFFY BOYS and MEAN GIRLS we are UNSTOPPABLE

Ohhh so that’s what the heart outline does!

Now that is a coooool cat and I like him already

Awww I don’t have enough money for the spooky sword

Susie just roastin’ everybody left and right

THEY GOT BARRY

These mechanics continue to be interesting and a bit more complex

“Damn, didn’t get to impale myself” I’m sure you’ll get your chance Susie

It’s really interesting how we’re basically group-battling to PREVENT the tank from beating the crap out of everyone

Oh now that light trick is weird

They keep throwing the usual chess and playing card guys at us and somehow I’m Suspicious

Is that a bucket. ARE Y’ALL HOMESTUCKING AT ME AGAIN

LMAO did Susie call us the Fuckboys or something

Oh, the Shit Squad, I guess!

THE POWER OF THE SHIT SQUAD SHINES WITHIN YOU HECK YESSSS

“I, Mr. Society, am far too intelligent to ever bow down to such a tyrant!” Hmmm.

Oh, it’s Sir Lion Plateface again

L E G S

THE BOSS JUST DRINKS A GALLON OF MILK THAT’S FINE

Well Ralsei got kinda junked there but WE DEFEATED SIR LION PLATEFACE

Cakes…are also my enemy…

Yeeeeah kinda saw that one coming

Susie I get the feeling you’re not going to enjoy being a bad guy either

Dang son I have no clue what’s going on anymore WE JUST HAD SOME SALSA IN A TREE STUMP

This jack’s got my number

That sure is a three-eyed three-headed cat thingamajig

Awww I like Clover

“All proceeds go to kicking your ass” CAN I USE THIS LINE IN REAL LIFE PLEASE

Hot damn we just squeaky hammered our broken cake into ULTIMATE CAKE

Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache indeed.

Create a machine to thrash your own ass, nice

It’s my beautiful death laser duck! Tops in GUN’S

Man Susie and Lancer are just having the time of their lives here

Finally, respect for pinecone-eaters!

Awww Susie, are you actually starting to worry about someone who respects your eating of chalk and pinecones

Oh thank goodness, got through that maze thing

Yes, finally, it’s our DUCK TANK LASER

Why does it say Tuna on it

“Your design sucked so we blew it up” This is like that one Berlin tour guide I had

GANGED UP ON THEM WITH KINDNESS, HA

Whelp, back to telling enemies that Susie will kick them in the shins I guess!

YES LANCER JOIN THE SHIT SQUAD

OMFG THAT FAAAAACE WHAT IS THAT FACE

Hey we’ve got a full Final Fantasy team now! Neat

STOOL FORME

I like how Lancer just sliiiiiides around outside the party instead of walking with

Hmmm well that friendship feeling didn’t last long

You done got locked in the dungeon

Yup sure did eat that jail moss two minutes in

HUH, we’re controlling Susie now

In which choices do not matter…

SUSIE’S FOKKIN PISSED

And we can’t control her actions…but why controlling the human soul?

A pair of eyes got arrested?! What IS the world coming to?!!

Oh dear, we found a bunch of kings in baby jail

Why are these filthy cages so happy-looking

Awwww Susie joined the party for realizes!

So, this about final boss point for this business?

Why are you guys just sitting on a pile of loot

And just who is this sassy lost child?

BAAHAHAHAAA

HECK YEAH WE GET TO FLIRT AGAIN

I am now BED INSPECTOR yes

Hello again fancy blue boy

“Can…can we see it” / “No.”

This sure is a jammin party with CLUB MUSIC OH HO HO HO

Awww he put his bicycle to bed

‘Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms” HELL YEAH

I do not wisheth to hear your MP3s! I would rather listen to the sweet song of Death!

Prepare for a battle with…WHATEVER THIS IS!!!!

JUST FUGGIN CHUCK RALSEI AT SIR LION PLATEFACE, I LIKE IT

Six dollars, for all of that?! Geez

WHELP this looks like final boss time…

Hiiiii there Lancer

Oh dang is gettin serious now

Oh woooow that’s…someone’s fetish right there

HOKAY that was tricky but! Having the defense abilities certainly helped with pacifism through that…

Despite ending this peacefully, I don’t think this scene is gonna end on a happy note…

W H E L P

DAYUM that face from Susie!!

Awwww poor Ralsei

We only have BAD-byes WUAH WUAH WUAAAH

DAWWW lil’ Asriel-lookin dude with glasses (and YES I see that anagram there)

LMAO Susie’s face

EPIC ROCK MUSIIIIIC

Also I’ve really been enjoying the color effects

Awww look at this epic adventure you two had in the closet

So basically we went to Monster Narnia, neat

Awww Susie likes Monster Narnia

Oh no we worried Toriel! THE WORST

LIBRARBY

YOU STUDY THOSE HOT DEMON COMICS FOR COLLEGE, TEMMIE

Hiiii Toby you busy makin’ something!

ALPHYS NO, YOU BETRAY MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE

OFFICE UNDYNE, DOn’T ARREST ME

I like reindeer girl’s rowdy hospitalized dad

PARTY ANIMAL TORIEL CONFIRMED

I like how there’s just a poster on the wall in this room that reads PAIN

The police tape simply reads NGGAAAAAHHHHH!

Good grief there’s SO MUCH STUFF TO EXPLORE HERE BUT I HAVE TO KEEP GOING

Snowdrakes don’t have arms, oh no!!!

“Does it hurt to be made of blood??” ….Yes. Yes it does.

HIIIIIIIII SANS

Woah woah woah WOAH WOAH SANS

Everyone is here! Even Ice Wolf!

Yes I’ll take a Double Ice Pizza you weirdos

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD IT’S BURGERPANTS

10 OUT OF 10 GAME NOW

HIS FACES!!!! “C H I C K S”

That was brilliant, Burgerpants, thank you for existing

Catty!!! Hey where’s Bratty!

Noooo you gotta be besties with Bratty!

Brother Doug…?

Oh no, Mettaton, come out and talk to us!

ASGORE, HELLO

OMG Asgore hugs

Soul flowers….???

Awwww got some flowers for Toriel

THE GAY GUARDS IN THEIR GAY FLANNEL, YAY

It’s so late but I can’t stop until I’ve talked to LITERALLY EVERYONE

Thaaaat’s politics! …Rarely.

Comes to church for the fruit juice, sounds about right

DOG GRAVE, NO

Let’s go into the woods…what could go wrong…

Why can’t I get into the creepy shed…

Well, I think I got everything, so let’s go home now…

ASRIEL MAINS YOSHI IN SMASH CONFIRMED

Awwww Toriel is not big on Asgore’s bouquet!

OKAY decided to go to sleep here.

…Well that didn’t work out great

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT??????????

WHAT????????????

WHAT?????????

HAHA I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUK HAPPENED IN ALL OF THIS BUT UH. WHEN’S CHAPTER TWO??

THAT SURE WAS A HELL OF A THING

No really Toby please WHAAAAAAATTT

OKAY I HOPE I DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT BYYYYEEEE

#undertale #delta rune #lynx plays delta rune #lynx plays undertale #undertale spoilers #delta rune spoilers #scheduled this so it posted after the no spoilers rule so hopefully that works out #NO PLEASE WHAT HAPPENED HERE I STILL HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS #also I NEED MUSIC REMIXES NOW #also also so uh #EXPECT ART IN THE FUTURE #SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF #including doing the running commentary thing!

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corrupted-sorrow · 7 years ago

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I'm sorry to bother you but Oumeno-12? It's okay if you don't want to do it, I just love your stuff

It isn´t a bother at all! I love writing these :D Thank you, I´m happy to know!

12 - Is there a wedding? What was the proposal like? Any kind of honeymoon?

(This one will be looooong!)

Yes! And as expected, it was a blast. No, really. You know DICE. They made sure to make the wedding place very trendy and dreamy at the same time to fit the tastes of their boss and their “princess”, too.

But coming back in time a little… About their proposal… Everything started when their class was about to graduate from Hope´s Peak. All of them were also invited to take part on Future Foundation, if they wanted to. Naegi personally went there and revealed he had an interest in some of the 16 soon-to-be graduates. This included Kokichi (Now 18)

“Your leadership skills have grown very much in just three years. Not to mention… Despite being emotionally affected, you were a splendid strategist and a keen observator in V3 Simulator. You would be a great help there, Ouma-kun.”

Kokichi was flattered, even though he didn´t wanted to remember that horrible experience. He really could be a major leader in an important place! However… His smile was gone when he realized… He would have to abandon DICE… And Himiko wasn´t called. Only Shuuichi, Miu, Kiibo and Maki would go with him. What to do…? …………….

“Sorry, Naegi-chan. I´ll have to reject the offer. But thanks for making me look so cool, nishi~”

“E-eh? W-wait! Just like this? Ouma-kun, the Foundation changed very much in the last five years… Me, my former classmates and senpai made a very comfortable environment for all agents, cientists, ultimates… I think you would like it.”

“Hey, that sounds nice for you guys. If it were like a military camp, it would be terrible~ But that´s the truth, I need to stay here. Sorry about it.”

So Kokichi left Naegi behind, pretty sure that he did the right thing. It would be fine. He would graduate and keep making money with some scams, heists and stuff. Having fun until he becomes a true gentleman thief someday! He laughed a bit alone. Not to mention… He wanted to be beside her… The person who matured together with him, both physically and emotionally.

“Yep… I gotta get those rings… I really want her to be my empress… Yeeeah… That´s a truth I definitely like to think about!” - The psychiatric treatment also helped a lot. Of course he never said to the man that he was some sort of chaotic good rogue with merry subordinates. But that´s okay… I guess.

However… As his crew heard the news, they weren´t that happy. Kokichi was confused and asked why the long faces.

“Leader, you know… You should think about your future better. If you want to marry Yume-chan, that is. After all… Of course we have fun, but I think we shouldn´t make extreme moves as of now…” - Said the tallest man with blonde hair.

“Wha… Why? You… You guys want to disband?” - Kokichi trembled.

“Oh, nononono!!! Not at all! Most of us are adults, now! We can drink together, drive the car to everywhere, go to strip clubs and…”

“OKAY, SO WHAT GIVES?” - Kokichi definitely didn´t wanted jokes.

“You… You can be to jail for real if the cops catch you, boss! Don´t you see? Then you might not see Yume-chan again! Your record will be ruined!” - Screamed the twintail girl.

“And you grew a lot… More mature, stronger, taller, smarter… When I remember how scrawny you were… Boss… Of course DICE can continue. We just think you also need to improve your skills, work seriously. You are different from us. That´s why we follow and respect you… And we want your happiness…” - Said the tallest woman.

Kokichi didn´t knew what to answer… He definitely didn´t wanted to date by e-mail and voice chat. He wouldn´t be able to propose. He just went to his room, silently.

And you ask… “Hey, what about Himiko?”. Well… She was also sad, in her room. But she was thinking a completely different thing.

“Nnnaaa… Ouma… He will be far, now… I can work wherever I want to, so I have plenty of time to decide or…. I wouldn´t mind becoming a housewife. I can do both stuff…………………….. But how we will marry if he will be so far away…………….” - So there she was, her face on the desk, daydreaming. She thought he accepted it. But was trying to feel better, thinking about his future.

Next day, they met at the class. Himiko looked down.

“Ouma, you see… This thing of being invited by Future Foundation is pretty nice… They must have even a spa there… Nyehehe…….. A-ahem! So, this is a great opportunity, huh? I am really glad for you. Though… Well, we can trade messages, right?”- She gave a shy smile, playing with her fingers.

“Yumeno-chan, I won´t go.” - Blunt.

“N-nyeh? B-but you can put your leadership in action, get plenty of money, meet some legendary ultimates… I don´t understand……. Ah, of course… It´s a lie, I still get caught, nyehe…”

“Nope, that´s the truth. I need to stay here. I will find another place to lead and get clean money if that´s the case. I´m serious. You know I don´t lie as much as before.”

“Y-yes… B-but then… Um… Why you want to stay?” - Himiko was nervous.

“……….” - He didn´t wanted to spit out his plan of proposal. - “ Cause of DICE, of course!” - And gave that usual smile.

“Nna… I sorta thought that would be the case….. There´s nothing else?”

“Who knows~”

Himiko knew he was plotting something. But what? For one week, she was alert all the time. Which kind of prank it would be? Tenko and Angie were even worried… But finally, the Graduation Day has come. Everyone sat on their places on the gynasium, waiting for the classic speech from the principal. There was something weird… Kokichi, Shuuichi and Rantaro… Where were they?

“Hey, hey… What the hell? Shuuichi is never late! How can he be in such an important day? Harumaki, did you saw th—” Kaito was complaining, until all the lights were out suddenly. “HIAAAAAA!!!!”

Chatter, chatter… A spotlight on the stage… Revealing,,, A flying… Gentleman Phantom Thief?

“THE HELL IS THIS? DID OUMA FINALLY FRIED HIS BALLS?”- From Miu, sure.

“WOOOOW!!! OUMA-KUN IS FLYING!!!” - Gonta, of course.

“T-that´s Ouma-kun, indeed… But why he is wearing the Halloween costume I made last year?” - Tsumugi was very confused.

Some cheered for him, some called him a show-off, some just laughed… Himiko was just watching his boyfriend acting like a circus performer above her. As soon Kokichi made a signal to the stage, the flying movement got slower…. And like in Mission Impossible, he was “floating” in front of Himiko.

“I came to steal your heart, my most beloved lady~ Accept this calling card, yes?” - With a charming smile, he gave her the card with a red rose. Started to rose again, going to the stage.

“N-N-N-NNNaaaa???” - Himiko blushed like a tomato. Heard girls gossiping, swooning… And read [Come right now to the stage. I haven´t finished my work heeere~ Your gorgeous Phantom Thief] “W-what he… Wha… Uh…”

“I wonder… Will my target appear? My, my… Won´t I be able to steal what I want, today? Sob~” - Kokichi acts, talking on the microphone. At this rate, all the boys and girls were getting kinda excited to see what would happen! Himiko took a deeeep breath and made her way in heavy steps to the stage, with her usual angry “OOOOUUUMAAAA!!!”

“Nishishishi~ My target! it´s finally here! Now… I know what to do to steal this cute crystal heart!” - Now he was playing around a bit.

“N-NNNAAAA!!! W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DAY, YOU KNOW? N-NOT TO MENTION EVERYONE IS LOOKING! Y-YOU KNOW I PREFER…” - While she was scolding him, a soft, pink light illuminated the stage. Rose petals scattered from above… Himiko just looked… There was Shuuichi with a bag of said petals. “I can´t believe it…” Himiko felt Kokichi´s hand gently holding hers, looking at him. He took off the hat. His other hand was on his pocket.

“Hey… You know why I decided to refuse that? ……. Yeah…. For DICE, sure… But actually, there´s a main reason…”

“Which… Is…?” - Her heart was like a Heavy Metal band battery.

“You see, Yumeno-chan… I don´t plan to be a Supreme Leader forever… Actually… Maybe something more fitting… Like an emperor! It would be a blast!……………………………. However…… It would be boring if I were alone….. Soooo…. Maybe if I had a empress…..” - And so…. He took out the ring box out of his pocket.

Himiko thought she was going to burst. He was serious. He just made everything more playful, as he usually likes. She smiled widely and laughed a bit, but out of pure joy. Who didn´t knew her well would think she would refuse.

“SO!” - Kokichi put himself in the classic proposal position, on knee. Holding the microphone on one hand and the ring box on another. - “My most beloved Yumeno Himiko-chan… Will you be my empress? Will you let me take your heart? …………………. “ - He made a more serious, but tender tone.”…… Will you marry me?”

The crowd went crazy, hoping to hear a “yes” from Himiko. Many knew it would happen someday. The classmates were really excited to know.

“…….. Only if you let me take YOUR heart with my magic, too. And yes……… I will~~” - She kept smiling more and more, feeling in heaven.

“Fair enough!” - Then instead of putting the rings, he held her for a surprise kiss, which was a bit hidden by his white cape. The crowd applauded, screamed, cried… Soon, the principal showed up, infuriated with Kokichi´s mess. But whoa, it was worth it!

After the ceremony, Kokichi and Himiko put their engagement rings properly.

“You did such a number on there… But… It was fun, actually~”

“Nishishi… As if I would make a boring proposal!”

“Then I wonder about the marriage… Nnnaaa… Will you put some goblin inside the cake?”

“Maaaaybe?”

Nah, he didn´t do anything like that. What happened was… Just after their vows and kiss were done… He threw a smoke bomb, instant changing to his Supreme Leader from DICE clothes, Then, carried Himiko in bridal style, shouting:

“HEY, EVERYONE! THANKS FOR COMING! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THE PARTY MY CREW WILL THROW! NOW….. I NEED TO CARRY THIS FUTURE EMPRESS……. TO OUR HONEYMOON!!!” - That said, he just jumped outta the window with Himiko. Everyone, except the few who knew about Kokichi´s plan and helped to organize everything for the travel, were with their mouths down to the floor.

Yeees~ The honeymoon! We are talking about two sweet tooth, which like fantasy and rpg, right? So they went to Europe, to make a tour! Mostly Switzerland and Germany. They enjoyed the well-known chocolate and other candy made with it. Also visited old towns, from centuries ago, but that were like new.

Now, then… Since there´s honeymoon… There´s that, right? Fufufu… Yeah… They had lots of fun and sweet moments of romance… But more importantly… Let´s say they went back to Japan with one very special souvenir, if you get what I mean~

But that´s a story for another time~

#loooooong post #otp ask #ouyume #oumeno #dr headcanon #my headcanon #this actually looks like a fanfiction #but it was worth it #ndrv3 #this is totally au #dr au

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scithemodestmermaid · 6 years ago

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okay so i’m taking notes on microsoft’s conference

watching it here

so i have that aperture science core plushie i made next to me for this, because i was doing some restitching on her, just wanted to set the stage anyway

prepare montage pictures

outer worlds, right off the bat! are we still mad at outer worlds? idk and idc.

october 25th release date for outer worlds...except for steam, but let’s not mention that part....

outer worlds still looks dope, don’t get me wrong.

i don’t know what is going on with bleeding edge, but i’m terrified. also intrigued.

THE ONE PERSON WHO “WHOO’D” FOR ORI, HIGH-FIVE TO YOU

were there actual boss fights in the first ori? i don’t remember, it’s been a real long time since i played it. i just remembered it being like a disney.

someone in the live chat just said, “it’s fallout 5!”

....wait, is this minecraft 2?

a minecraft dungeon crawler?!

minecraft dungeons looks fun, but i’m only just now getting back into og minecraft and i prefer its pacing and the ability for housebuilding so i think i’m sticking with that.

phil spencer is getting todd howard levels of cheering right now.

just noticed he’s wearing a psychonauts shirt. HMMMMMMM

oh its the droid boi

jedi fallen order right now, they got one of those big four legged mechs and its covered in vines and you get to pilot it apparently and that right there hypes me up.

DOOOOOOOOOPE STAR WARS

ooh a scaries?

a dog in a scaries, that does not bode well it better not die.

ITS A BLAIR WITCH GAME

CYBERPUUUUUUUUUUUNK 2077, BOYOS

don’t stick your gun in your buttcrack, kids, that could end terribly

NO NOT JACKIE. i liked him in the 48 minute thing.

whoa the other guy was a backstabber, who’d a thunk it

bawss friggin fightin

KEANU REEVES????

HOLY CRAP IT REALLY IS KEANU REEVES

hello i may or may not have a crush on keanu reeves, but that’s basically everybody

i already was gonna get this game but if he’s in it, then absolutely must buy.

he’s even wearing a cyberpunk 2077 shirt, <3

seriously, he’s a cyberpunk king, friggin neo is in this game.

he is having so much fun right now.

YOU R BREATHTAKING

APRIL 16th, 2020, BOYOS

wow no cheers for an official release date, screw you guys too.

is this animal crossing?

is this animal crossing with permadeath?

spiritfarer is animal crossing with permadeath, pass it on

BATTLETOADS MUSIC

a new battletoads game, and it is NOT 3d? props.

legend of wright has a cool art style, but idk seems a bit too artsy for me, and thats saying something

okay the camera needs to stop pulling away from the screen cuz when it does that i cant see crap

wait theres a pathologic 2?

everyone in live chat is making this joke so i will too...the name’s bond, sarah bond.

people are also begging for keanu to come back.

xbox game pass for pc is available today, so that’s nice.

okay so you mentioned master chief collection, when exactly is it coming out? not gonna say, okay then.

ten bucks a month, not bad.

xbox game pass ultimate puts them all together at no additional cost, so thats cool.

if you start today, it’s one dollar, extremely impressive.

wait so this is actually a game? i thought they were just bsing it and showing real world footage for something.

the only flight simulator i will play is the one at the local historical museum, sorry.

everyone in the live chat is too distracted by that song that was playing during the montage, the one that was like “are you game game game, are you game game game,” except it was easy to mishear “game” as “gay” so they’re taking that and running.

this is exactly what i imagined colorado to be like.

is this fallout colorado?

oh its wasteland 3. so i was pretty close.

matt booty? HMMMMMMM

no one is listening to mr. booty, they’re just cheering his name.

well double fine productions has finally sold out. well, i mean they sold out a while back, but now its literal.

they’re gonna show psychonauts???

tim schafer is one of those rare humans that has never changed physically, he looks the same as he did ten years ago.

they are indeed showing psychonauts 2, did any of yall get your backing rewards yet?

why are they pushing loboto so much? did the fans really care about him so much back in 2005?

MORE STAR WARS?

ITS STAR WARS LEGO YAAAS

over 9000?

thats literally all i know about dragonball, is that theres a guy and his power level is over 9000.

is frieza mewtwo?

what am i lookin at here, is this top-down alan wake?

12 minutes is top-down alan wake, pass it on

deer with light up antlers

i have a feeling way to the woods is symbolism

who is this girl and why is everyone cheering?

gears of war, ah yes, the game so controversial that conservatives stopped harassing halo. that’s all i know about the franchise.

all of this is french to me, i have no idea what any of this is.

what in the heck is going onnnnnn?????

wait is that dave fennoy?

wrestling superstars to play the new game mode? que?

the terminator is just casually in gears of war. okay.

car game. great.

oh wait no, i was bamboozled, its a controller commercial. for their new controller that looks a heck of a lot like the steam controller. HMMMMMMM

people are still begging for keanu to come back.

never played the first dying light, but that sequel looks spiffy

oh, HERE is the car game. complete with a random car just chillin on stage.

WAIT ITS LEGO AND THEYRE PLAYING EVERYTHING IS AWESOME, YOU NOW HAVE MY ATTENTION

and the random car just chillin on stage is made of lego, so i’ll take it back thats astounding.

.....but i just wanna kick that lego car’s door and watch it fall apart, i’m chaotic evil apparently.

funko pop, oh i can tune out then.

state of decay 2, i will not trust these devs after the moonrise fiasco so piss off with this game.

sega?

what is this, where is sonic?

phantasy star online 2, k

who tf is smilegate?

what tf is crossfire x?

(i took a break here but i don’t think i missed anything that i would’ve cared about)

oh borderlands, woooow. another anticipated title brought low with epic games anti-hype.

but it had claptrap and leg gun in the same scene so that makes it good.

look claptrap is the only part of borderlands that i like so lets move on.

miyazaki and rr martin???

let me give you a hand. i’m not even apologizing for that joke.

some in the chat pointed out there’s not been gameplay so far in this conference, and thats interesting.

anyway elden rings or whatever.

is this it? no halo or banjo?

oh new gaming console, optimized for gaming....didn’t they just release a new xbox?

developers taking about we totally get gamers, we are going to get rid of loading screen because no one is patient.

i know i sound bitter but do understand, i am totally interested right now with the specs and the construction and all that, tis related to my major so yeah.

scarlett? what a weird name for a console, but i genuinely hope that’s not just a placeholder i want a console with a human name.

next console is project jeff.

people in live chat are already confirming skyrim for the scarlett.

xbox is 18 years old?

also HALO NOW. and its releasing with the scarlett.

plot twist: this is the master chief without his suit, just a dumpy white guy.

he aged ten years in five minutes, are we sure this isnt death stranding?

CHIEF

guys i found a master chief, he was sitting outside my window and he looked sad, like no one had fed him or anything in a long time, can i keep him?

yo i am hyped okay, i was big on halo when i was an obnoxious teen, my friends used to do halo 2 parties and i’d try to keep up.

and i guess that’s the end of the conference. good selection of games, interested in that project scarlett, and all in all okay with it all.

still no banjo. :-/

#sci's e3 experience

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two-friends-read-hp · 6 years ago

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: The Man with Two Faces

It was Quirrell! Oh WOW I never would’ve guessed! (Honestly though when I first read this I was deffo shocked)

Also its the End of the Beginning! Seventeen seems like an odd number to finish on but then you know how Jo likes the number 7 so much… also the final climax is combined with the end of the book… that seems a bit weird, but I don’t really know the reasoning behind it anyways

Hah these explanations seem like a bit much, like he’s answering all these questions nobody has asked him yet… like the fact that he knew exactly what Harry meant when he said, ‘...but Snape tried to kill me…’ and he was like, ‘no no I tried to kill you and I happened to notice that Snape was there and I also happened to notice he was muttering a counter curse and also I happened to notice your friend Granger who knocked me over even though she was supposed to be behind the stands and also I happened to notice that Granger set fire to Snape…’ You see what I mean?

Ew, having a gift with Trolls is not something I’d be proud of Quirrell

If the key to getting the stone from the mirror was wanting it not so that you could use it yourself, how come Quirrell wasn’t able to get the stone, especially if he saw himself in the mirror giving it to Voldemort? Maybe that was the one scenario that also wouldn’t have gotten you the stone, the one with Voldemort in it

OH YEAH Quirrell was there when they went to Gringotts of course!

Lol do you think Voldemort saw Harry fall over at that moment? And he was like: hmm what is he trying to do? Look into the mirror? USE THE BOY QUIRRELL!

Did Quirrell have to shave his head for this?

How did Voldemort know about the stone in his pocket? Do you think that even back then he could sense the part of himself that was in Harry and that’s how he knew somehow?

Lol Quirrell was walking backwards, he couldn’t even see what was going on though, unless it was Voldemort making him do it

I’d say poor Quirrell but he kinda deserved it

I respect that through the pain, Harry realised what he had to do and jumped into action

WOOOOW I never realised they said, ‘...Voldemort’s yells of ‘KILL HIM! KILL HIM!’ and other voices, maybe in Harry’s own head, crying, ‘Harry! Harry!’...’ amazing

Oh yeah now the friends and admirers don’t care about house points

Lol I love the sentence, ‘What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows.’

Harry was so preoccupied with the whereabouts of the stone that he forgot that he could’ve literally died

‘You did do the thing properly, didn’t you?’ So he expected him to stop Quirrell? Or is he just remarking on how Harry didn’t only stop Quirrell, he found out the full story behind the philosopher’s stone too before he did? I don’t see how he could’ve stopped Quirrell without knowing the full story

Interesting, because Voldemort wasn’t fully alive, he couldn’t be killed… that’s immortality Voldemort! Isn’t that what you wanted? You can’t be killed now!

LOL the very first thing he asks is the forbidden question

‘...to have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection for ever.’

I mean, I’d use the invisibility cloak to sneak off to the kitchens too… in fact that’s the only thing I’d use it for lol

I like how he lets Harry refer to Quirrell without the Professor title, but when Harry mentioned Snape, Dumbledore’s like ‘Professor Snape’, it seems like he’s implying that Quirrell doesn’t deserve that respect anymore

Ok but again as Dumbledore explained, only if you wanted to find the stone and not use it, you’d be able to acquire the stone; So how come Quirrell wasn’t able to get it? I guess there probably definitely was an enchantment preventing you from getting the stone for Voldemort

Oooooh maybe Quirrell was lying! I never considered that… ok then

How would you even know what earwax tastes like???

I can’t believe Harry actually remembered the words Dumbledore used

Ok so Dumbledore expected Harry to go after him

HERMIONE IS RIGHT. YOU COULD’VE BEEN KILLED. WHAT WAS DUMBLEDORE THINKING.

I mean, even if he wanted to give Harry a chance, he couldn’t have known that Quirrell couldn’t touch Harry… I suppose giving him the cloak and making sure he knew how to use the mirror was some kind of preparation as opposed to going in blind. I think it was more of a test, he wanted to see if Harry would rise up to the challenge, he wanted to see the kind of person he was dealing with, especially if he was going to formulate his plan for defeating Voldemort

They should cancel matches if the seeker of either team isn’t there… but I guess there is potential to win despite not being able to catch the snitch

I wonder how much gossip Madame Pomfrey has heard in her lifetime from people at the hospital wing

Lol Harry just bellowed VOLDEMORT at Hagrid

Aww Harry couldn’t speak

Ooh Hufflepuff placed third! That’s great! Lol, they’re about to be placed last

‘...cool logic in the face of fire…’ nice

Ah yes the best part

‘It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.’

Did anyone apologise to Neville for that body-bind curse?

I don’t think they’d fail you guys that easily, since it’s your first time practicing magic

Lol people saying bye to Harry like they know him

Yep I feel the same way Hermione

WOW We’re done!

This chapter was called The Man with Two Faces but I feel like 75% was the end of the book… I guess chapter seventeen was too small to just have Quirrell’s encounter? But they’ve had shorter chapters in here no? Ah well

This has been Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

Chamber of Secrets

#hpps #harry potter thoughts #harry potter reread #Harry Potter #harry potter and the philosopher's stone

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hgfstreamchats · 5 years ago

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The Disaster Artist and Osmosis Jones

Good night! Today thenightetc 09:19 PM Hello! No video yet. highglossfinish 09:20 PM No, just setting things up! thenightetc has joined the party. thenightetc 09:21 PM Gotcha! thenightetc 09:22 PM Dear lord. highglossfinish 09:22 PM Happy first day of spring! thenightetc 09:23 PM Ha. Yes. thenightetc 09:25 PM Ha. thenightetc 09:27 PM Surely this is against golf etiquette highglossfinish 09:27 PM It's against every type of etiquette. highglossfinish 09:28 PM "Guns, huh?" indeed. thenightetc 09:28 PM Hard same. thenightetc 09:31 PM Ahhh. I've been looking forward to this :) thenightetc 09:32 PM I just hope we don't have another power outage in the middle highglossfinish 09:32 PM I've never seen it myself! thenightetc 09:32 PM Neither have I! thenightetc 09:32 PM Actually I like the captions thenightetc 09:33 PM ty ty highglossfinish 09:34 PM Not a problem. thenightetc 09:34 PM oof thenightetc 09:35 PM So is this... candid footage or a reenactment or what highglossfinish 09:36 PM I was about to say, I would legitimately watch three hours of candid footage of this human just existing.

thenightetc 09:37 PM It's... football. highglossfinish 09:37 PM It is. It really is. thenightetc 09:38 PM "don't tell anybody, especially the cameraman" thenightetc 09:40 PM Wow thenightetc 09:40 PM "sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave" highglossfinish 09:40 PM Don't applaud this. thenightetc 09:41 PM So did--did they do the reenactment in some random restaurant or what highglossfinish 09:41 PM I hope so. highglossfinish 09:41 PM What I want to know is what the Tommy human thought of this movie. thenightetc 09:42 PM I mean, he participated in making it. SSHammertime has joined the party. SSHammertime has left the party. thenightetc 09:43 PM Or is this like. An impersonator? highglossfinish 09:43 PM It is. thenightetc 09:43 PM Wait, really? highglossfinish 09:43 PM Really! thenightetc 09:43 PM I guess that makes more sense. thenightetc 09:43 PM He's convincing! highglossfinish 09:43 PM Very! highglossfinish 09:44 PM The book's an excellent read. Apparenty, his real living quarters weren't this nice. thenightetc 09:44 PM Huh. thenightetc 09:44 PM I wonder if he actually has a weird mural like that. highglossfinish 09:45 PM He had old strips of flypaper and expired carrot juice in the fridge. thenightetc 09:45 PM ...pffff highglossfinish 09:45 PM So. thenightetc 09:45 PM oh ew thenightetc 09:47 PM Hahaha. thenightetc 09:50 PM That's a good question really. Now I'M kind of curious about where he gets the money for two apartments in expensive cities. thenightetc 09:50 PM "and I'm sorry but you are just not talented" highglossfinish 09:50 PM I hope they leave in the part where she tells him not to have sex with her son. thenightetc 09:50 PM oh boy thenightetc 09:51 PM wow highglossfinish 09:51 PM They didn't do his mother justice. She was angry and French. thenightetc 09:52 PM Awwww. highglossfinish 09:52 PM "Imitates laughter" thenightetc 09:53 PM Errrrrr thenightetc 09:53 PM dog! highglossfinish 09:53 PM Look at it go! Thebes has joined the party. Thebes 09:54 PM hello! thenightetc 09:54 PM hey! highglossfinish 09:54 PM Thebes human, hello! thenightetc 09:55 PM ...Wait, is Greg 16 then? highglossfinish 09:56 PM 19. thenightetc 09:56 PM Oh thenightetc 09:57 PM "haha definitely not underage, gimme some vodka" thenightetc 09:59 PM This seems like... a lie thenightetc 10:00 PM *wheeze* highglossfinish 10:01 PM Hah! thenightetc 10:02 PM Oh no thenightetc 10:03 PM He's being surprisingly tolerant of this nonsense thenightetc 10:04 PM Ha. thenightetc 10:07 PM Dramatic zoom. highglossfinish 10:07 PM Did Tommy direct this? They're really downplaying what a deplorable heap he is. thenightetc 10:09 PM hoo boy Thebes 10:10 PM I think Tommy threatened litigation highglossfinish 10:10 PM Sounds about right. thenightetc 10:11 PM And it sure was worth it, right! thenightetc 10:12 PM Reeeeaaaaally highglossfinish 10:13 PM Apparently, there was a bed in the room where they were auditioning and the Lisas had to be reassured that whatever The Room was, it wasn't a porno. thenightetc 10:13 PM HA thenightetc 10:13 PM Oh god. thenightetc 10:14 PM (The ha was at the screaming) thenightetc 10:14 PM The fuck highglossfinish 10:15 PM Dear Unicron. highglossfinish 10:15 PM Let me see if I can hunt down a particular passage from the book I like. highglossfinish 10:16 PM Found it. Message deleted thenightetc 10:16 PM 👀 highglossfinish 10:17 PM http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/45307474/#q45308754 thenightetc 10:18 PM Oh my god thenightetc 10:19 PM Wait was this 16 year old borrowing from the mob or what thenightetc 10:21 PM Ohhhhh so he wanted them to shoot in the studio so he could take the cameras and all back if it turned out he didn't actually ahve the money highglossfinish 10:21 PM Sensible. highglossfinish 10:22 PM “Would you at least empty your pockets?” Safowa asked. “Can we agree to that?” “I cannot,” Tommy said. Safowa briefly looked like she was about to punch him. Tommy, noticing this, put his hand on her shoulder. “You are very sweet, and I push you little bit. But don’t hate me yet.” From Safowa’s expression it was clear that Tommy’s request was several seconds too late. thenightetc 10:22 PM hahahah thenightetc 10:23 PM god thenightetc 10:23 PM that's MEAN but funny thenightetc 10:23 PM "yes, every single person in here except for you has memorized this shit" highglossfinish 10:23 PM By the Core. thenightetc 10:25 PM "what do you mean IF" thenightetc 10:27 PM I feel bad for this guy. thenightetc 10:27 PM He's got to know how bad it is but he's trying to like. Mitigate highglossfinish 10:27 PM And there is no mitigating this. thenightetc 10:28 PM "this is an intervention" highglossfinish 10:28 PM "Against everything you are and do." thenightetc 10:28 PM Ha. thenightetc 10:29 PM Oh shit thenightetc 10:30 PM Why thenightetc 10:30 PM Woooow Thebes 10:31 PM Hitchcock is NOT the example to emulate! highglossfinish 10:31 PM Or Kubrick! highglossfinish 10:32 PM "With that, Tommy went off to do his seagull thing elsewhere on set—making a lot of irritating noise while simultaneously shitting on everyone." thenightetc 10:32 PM god thenightetc 10:33 PM Yikes highglossfinish 10:33 PM Well, then. thenightetc 10:34 PM Dude, do not. It's not worth it. thenightetc 10:36 PM Jesus christ thenightetc 10:39 PM Oh no is he going to pass this up for the movie highglossfinish 10:39 PM Please, no. thenightetc 10:40 PM hahahahha thenightetc 10:41 PM :( thenightetc 10:41 PM The greatest death scene of our time. thenightetc 10:42 PM "I'm sure they can fix it in editing" thenightetc 10:42 PM Oh no is something going to happen to the beard thenightetc 10:43 PM oh man thenightetc 10:43 PM "ok cool I'm doing the show bye" thenightetc 10:44 PM That is just. Yikes. highglossfinish 10:44 PM This is horrifying. thenightetc 10:45 PM erase the memory of today thenightetc 10:45 PM who's to say??? thenightetc 10:46 PM Yikes thenightetc 10:47 PM Wow thenightetc 10:48 PM pff thenightetc 10:48 PM spoiler: it was not fucking awesome highglossfinish 10:48 PM It was a whole lot of something. thenightetc 10:52 PM wow thenightetc 10:53 PM "pretend you didn't see us driving by like 10 minutes ago" thenightetc 10:54 PM So is there anyone there who wasn't involved in it highglossfinish 10:54 PM Probably not. thenightetc 10:56 PM "later, he would hump that dress" thenightetc 10:56 PM "before shooting himself in the head" highglossfinish 10:56 PM Hah! thenightetc 10:57 PM Did. Did they not know about that highglossfinish 10:58 PM Why are any of you surprised by this? thenightetc 11:00 PM that's just how it be sometimes thenightetc 11:00 PM "little bit yeah" thenightetc 11:01 PM He did not do that all by himself, there was a huge cast and crew highglossfinish 11:01 PM Is he even capable of this kind of self-awareness? thenightetc 11:01 PM There were like 50 people involved highglossfinish 11:01 PM 50 people that he shouted at with a sock dangling off himself. thenightetc 11:03 PM PFFF thenightetc 11:03 PM Oh that's COLD. I love it. highglossfinish 11:03 PM Ice cold. thenightetc 11:04 PM "oh god don't blame me for this" thenightetc 11:04 PM "i am not affiliated with this person" thenightetc 11:05 PM oh man thenightetc 11:05 PM this thing turned a profit? amazing Thebes 11:06 PM Not just a profit, it is THE bad movie for bad movie screenings, right alongside Show Girls, Birdemic, and Troll 2 thenightetc 11:07 PM So this is the renactment vs original footage? Thebes 11:07 PM yup! thenightetc 11:09 PM That sure was a hell of a lot of something. highglossfinish 11:09 PM It really, really was. thenightetc 11:14 PM Pfff highglossfinish 11:14 PM Hah. thenightetc 11:15 PM Well then. thenightetc 11:15 PM I wonder if anyone's LPing that one game thenightetc 11:15 PM Pandemic? thenightetc 11:15 PM You know, with Madagascar Thebes 11:16 PM HAH! thenightetc 11:16 PM IRL I hear Madagascar is fine right now thenightetc 11:16 PM Oh HO thenightetc 11:17 PM So it gives you a stack modus highglossfinish 11:18 PM Is Pandemic still free to play? thenightetc 11:18 PM I THOUGHT it was on Kongregate... or maybe I'm thinking of a different, but very similar game thenightetc 11:19 PM ha! Thebes 11:19 PM I think it used to be, and then the gameplay was used for Plague Inc. thenightetc 11:19 PM Ahhh. thenightetc 11:21 PM Hmmm. thenightetc 11:27 PM Tsk. thenightetc 11:28 PM That's what I do with all MY old PC cases. thenightetc 11:30 PM Pure luxury! thenightetc 11:31 PM Oh my god highglossfinish 11:31 PM It's not a Let's Game it Out stream until someone catches fire. thenightetc 11:33 PM "whatever happens, happens" highglossfinish 11:34 PM I wonder if she's from New Orleans? thenightetc 11:35 PM I don't know, someone should ask her! highglossfinish 11:35 PM "We're just trying to make with what we have right now." highglossfinish 11:35 PM What a sage and a scholar. thenightetc 11:36 PM "hey, we're here, we might as well catch the plague" highglossfinish 11:36 PM And then toddle around in their little Plaguemobile. highglossfinish 11:39 PM Useless emulator. thenightetc 11:39 PM https://www.kongregate.com/games/DarkRealmStudios/pandemic-2 ? thenightetc 11:40 PM Oh, I see, you tried that one thenightetc 11:40 PM Drat. thenightetc 11:41 PM How could you EVER manage to play a decade-old game without the very, very latest version of flash. thenightetc 11:42 PM Yesssss. highglossfinish 11:42 PM Oh, here we go! thenightetc 11:43 PM The moment of truth. thenightetc 11:44 PM HA thenightetc 11:45 PM Could you possibly zoom in a tad? I can't read anything on the buttons thenightetc 11:45 PM I mean--for the screen as a whole thenightetc 11:45 PM Much better! Thank you :) highglossfinish 11:45 PM Not a problem! Thebes 11:46 PM The version of this they have on Steam lets you unlock the zombie plague and vampire bites highglossfinish 11:46 PM Oooh, tempting! thenightetc 11:46 PM I would love to try to make everyone in the world a vampire. highglossfinish 11:46 PM I'd like to do that but still call it valve blindness. thenightetc 11:46 PM Valid. highglossfinish 11:48 PM Oh, we might be in business. highglossfinish 11:48 PM It's downloading. thenightetc 11:48 PM Aha, nice! Thebes 11:48 PM Excellent~ thenightetc 11:50 PM ...You know what would be a fun movie? Thebes 11:51 PM what? highglossfinish 11:51 PM What? thenightetc 11:51 PM Osmosis Jones. Thebes 11:51 PM #PlagueGoals thenightetc 11:51 PM Heheheh. highglossfinish 11:51 PM Great minds think alike. I was *this* close to streaming that tonight. thenightetc 11:52 PM Hey, I'm up for it if you wanted to stay up that late. highglossfinish 11:52 PM You know, I've got nowhere else to be. And my understanding is you don't either. highglossfinish 11:52 PM Excellent! Thebes 11:52 PM Correct! thenightetc 11:52 PM I sure don't! I mean, I have work tomorrow, but not until noon, so I don't go to bed until the small hours highglossfinish 11:52 PM Goodbye, valve blindness, since you're not doing anything funny. thenightetc 11:53 PM To me the fun thing was to let it spread, totally asymptomatic and thus hidden, and then bring down the hammer with a bunch of terrible symptoms once a bunch of people had it. highglossfinish 11:54 PM Oh, agreed. Thebes 11:54 PM same. Plague Inc has the bonus fun of being able to shut down the olympics thenightetc 11:54 PM Ha! highglossfinish 11:54 PM Very fun! highglossfinish 11:54 PM That's not a monkey, and monkeys eat each other. highglossfinish 11:55 PM We've seen them do it. That was fun to explain to Impact. thenightetc 11:55 PM Wow. thenightetc 11:56 PM Just let him have it, he earned it Thebes 11:56 PM Pictured: Dignity thenightetc 11:56 PM Ewwwww thenightetc 11:56 PM No highglossfinish 11:56 PM It's covered in visible filth. highglossfinish 11:56 PM He deserved whatever he picked up. thenightetc 11:56 PM And what he picked up is... well. highglossfinish 11:56 PM Well indeed. highglossfinish 11:57 PM You think? thenightetc 12:00 AM Spoiler: Nobody's gonna thank him for that later. thenightetc 12:01 AM *wince* highglossfinish 12:02 AM I would think she'd be eager for a foster home. thenightetc 12:03 AM Gosh, I wonder what that could have been 👀 highglossfinish 12:03 AM Hmmm! thenightetc 12:03 AM 👀👀👀👀 highglossfinish 12:03 AM 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 highglossfinish 12:03 AM Ohhhhh yes. thenightetc 12:04 AM Nice of them to give us a villain to be thirsty over. Jesteban17 has joined the party. highglossfinish 12:04 AM .....So! Out of curiosity. Think this virus that's giving you so much trouble right now is that devastatingly attractive? Jesteban17 has left the party. thenightetc 12:04 AM Probably not. thenightetc 12:05 AM I mean, that's a high bar. thenightetc 12:06 AM Just twist his head right around. Thebes 12:06 AM SO many puns thenightetc 12:07 AM It's hard to feel sorry for this guy. highglossfinish 12:07 AM Incredibly so. highglossfinish 12:07 AM https://viceland-assets-cdn.vice.com/blogs/en/files/2010/05/august2009-550x412.jpg highglossfinish 12:08 AM Here we are! Your virus personified. thenightetc 12:08 AM Accurate. thenightetc 12:10 AM Ozzy, you haven't even seen him yet. highglossfinish 12:12 AM The attention to detail is impressive. thenightetc 12:12 AM I know, right? highglossfinish 12:12 AM "Beer. More beer." thenightetc 12:16 AM Doggo thenightetc 12:18 AM So is he... alive in there? Thebes 12:19 AM yuuuup SpadedAce has joined the party. SpadedAce 12:20 AM -peeks- highglossfinish 12:20 AM Hello! SpadedAce 12:20 AM have I missed the sexiest animated intro-- yeah I have SpadedAce 12:20 AM this will work thenightetc 12:21 AM This part was pretty great, too. highglossfinish 12:21 AM He steals any scene he's in. thenightetc 12:21 AM Very true. SpadedAce 12:21 AM god he's so lovely SpadedAce 12:21 AM his teeth aree so narsty tho highglossfinish 12:21 AM When you sound like that, you don't need good teeth. thenightetc 12:22 AM Playing with the cord thing. highglossfinish 12:22 AM I wish he'd play with my cord thing. SpadedAce 12:22 AM also I love that he's pretty much just based on the masque of the red death story thenightetc 12:22 AM Nice. highglossfinish 12:23 AM OhmyUnicron. thenightetc 12:23 AM Ayyy. thenightetc 12:24 AM That sounds cruel to the snake. jjnr1992 has joined the party. jjnr1992 has left the party. highglossfinish 12:24 AM Just let Thrax do what he needs to do, everyone else's life would improve. SpadedAce 12:25 AM sir that is a BACTERIA DONT EAT IT thenightetc 12:25 AM Drix. Why. thenightetc 12:26 AM Or IS it. thenightetc 12:27 AM Ewwww. thenightetc 12:29 AM Here we GO thenightetc 12:29 AM That trenchcoat trick is just great. thenightetc 12:30 AM GAH highglossfinish 12:30 AM It really is. highglossfinish 12:30 AM Every time we cut back to this human, I care less about whether he lives or dies. thenightetc 12:31 AM At one point I made a cut of this movie with most of his scenes just... cut out. SpadedAce 12:31 AM for the bettre I hate them too lol highglossfinish 12:31 AM You're doing noble work. thenightetc 12:31 AM I should see if I still have that. highglossfinish 12:32 AM It's nothing special whatsover. highglossfinish 12:32 AM ............Or so I've heard. thenightetc 12:35 AM "sure why not" thenightetc 12:36 AM Gaaaah. thenightetc 12:36 AM ... highglossfinish 12:36 AM Every human in this movie is so unpleasant. Thebes 12:37 AM agreed Thebes 12:38 AM on the other hand it's a fairly quick edit job to remove all the human scenes thenightetc 12:38 AM She shouldn't be telling him that thenightetc 12:39 AM That all seems very unlikely. highglossfinish 12:39 AM Incredibly so. highglossfinish 12:39 AM Ugh. thenightetc 12:40 AM oh jesus thenightetc 12:40 AM wear. sandals. highglossfinish 12:40 AM Buffalo, where no one should ever be. thenightetc 12:40 AM "so what's the big surprise" thenightetc 12:42 AM "die young" highglossfinish 12:42 AM Oh, Thrax, you mercy angel. thenightetc 12:42 AM :3 thenightetc 12:46 AM What a great disguise. thenightetc 12:47 AM Ewwww thenightetc 12:48 AM Gaaaah highglossfinish 12:48 AM This movie's really one long ew, broken up by occasional Thrax. highglossfinish 12:48 AM Say more words, please. thenightetc 12:49 AM Eheheh. thenightetc 12:49 AM Oh god this scene highglossfinish 12:49 AM Is that really grounds for a restraining order? thenightetc 12:51 AM God, Ozzy. Thebes 12:51 AM he has no chill. thenightetc 12:51 AM None. thenightetc 12:51 AM 👀 highglossfinish 12:53 AM That song, too. thenightetc 12:53 AM right? SpadedAce 12:53 AM the teeacher is a bitch thenightetc 12:54 AM I just can't watch that scene. thenightetc 12:55 AM Rude. thenightetc 12:56 AM Nice. thenightetc 12:58 AM He could just tell her about the restraining order. Then she'd know there's a reason he can't go thenightetc 12:58 AM But he's an idiot, I guess. Thebes 12:59 AM I thought that was proven by every word and action out of his impulsive body thenightetc 01:00 AM The most realistic of headlines thenightetc 01:00 AM And nobody noticed that highglossfinish 01:00 AM A chain link fence, what adequate protection. thenightetc 01:02 AM ohhhhhhh highglossfinish 01:02 AM Ohhhh~hh... thenightetc 01:04 AM ewwwww thenightetc 01:04 AM frank this is why you're dying highglossfinish 01:05 AM You absolutely positive this is who you want to break your record on, Thrax? highglossfinish 01:07 AM Mmm. thenightetc 01:07 AM 👀 thenightetc 01:08 AM ...I can't believe that becomes plot-relevant. highglossfinish 01:08 AM Ugh. thenightetc 01:08 AM Ugh. thenightetc 01:10 AM What a coincidence! thenightetc 01:11 AM Ha! highglossfinish 01:11 AM His disheveled fronds. highglossfinish 01:13 AM Alright, I've got the *perfect* note for us to end on. SpadedAce 01:13 AM hot thenightetc 01:13 AM 👀 highglossfinish 01:13 AM 👀👀👀 highglossfinish 01:14 AM 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 thenightetc 01:14 AM 👀👀👀👀👀 thenightetc 01:15 AM *golf clap* thenightetc 01:17 AM oh man highglossfinish 01:17 AM No he isn't. thenightetc 01:17 AM He really isn't. thenightetc 01:18 AM I wonder if they got the *right* dna bead thenightetc 01:19 AM Also you'd really think there'd be some permanent damage SpadedAce 01:19 AM "mom says hi" oof highglossfinish 01:19 AM Sticking in someone else's dna bead could only do him good. thenightetc 01:19 AM Fair. thenightetc 01:22 AM So! What's this perfect end note, then? highglossfinish 01:22 AM Alright, now let me get our very exclusive last note. thenightetc 01:23 AM 👀 SpadedAce 01:23 AM i wonder...... highglossfinish 01:23 AM Or what I thought was exclusive. I thought it had been taken offline. highglossfinish 01:23 AM Oh well, still good. SpadedAce 01:23 AM do cybertertonians have toots SpadedAce 01:23 AM oh my god thenightetc 01:24 AM ...I've got a suggestion, too. SpadedAce 01:27 AM imma scoot for now, that was fun tho! highglossfinish 01:27 AM Suggest away! thenightetc 01:27 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrO-DTOamkA highglossfinish 01:27 AM And no, no we do not. SpadedAce has left the party. highglossfinish 01:28 AM Too late. highglossfinish 01:29 AM *Well, then.* thenightetc 01:29 AM I'll be honest here. That's the one that got me into vidding. Tkay has joined the party. Tkay has left the party. highglossfinish 01:31 AM It's exceptional. thenightetc 01:31 AM It really is. thenightetc 01:33 AM Anyhow. Thanks for the stream--it's been great! highglossfinish 01:33 AM Thank you for coming! It was an especially fun one tonight! 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cirnosenki · 6 years ago

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Cirno Senki Chapter 4 (Part 4)

Aya : This ice fairy who busted the vanguard... It seems she has considerable powers...

I'd better not underestimate her because she's a fairy.

So... Let's try to prevent her from progressing by distracting her a little.

*Aya gets close to Cirno

Aya : Hey, miss ice fairy other here. Do you have a moment ?

Cirno : Hm ~ ? What ? You want something from me ??

Aya : No, it's nothing much. You look so strong, so... I was thinking about talking to you a little about something.

Cirno : Hehehe ~ That's 'cause I'm the strongest !

And what thing ??

Aya : Well, since you're so strong, I wanted to ask you for help in solving a mystery.

It's a mystery that has been passed among us tengus from generations, but still no one was able to solve it.

So, if you're the strongest, you must be able to solve it... right ?

Cirno : A mystery ?

Aya : Ah... It's impossible to you as expected, huh. You're good at fighting, but not specialized in solving mysteries.

Cirno : Whaaat !? I'm the strongest ! So I can even solve mysteries easily !!

Aya : Ooh ! That's reassuring !! Well then, shall we start ? Listen well.

“Even though ice is ice, there's an ice that is sweet and not cold. What is it called ?”

Do you know the answer, miss strongest fairy ?

Cirno : Eh ~ ? That's easy ! Tengus are stupid for not knowing that.

Aya : Eh ? So you know the answer ?

Cirno : Of course ! If you say sweet ice, it's shaved ice !!

Aya : ………

Umm. But shaved ice is cold, isn't it ?

Cirno : You said “sweet ice” so it's only that ?

Aya : I said “An ice that is sweet and not cold” though.

So shaved ice isn't the correct answer.

Cirno : Then, melted shaved ice ?

Aya : Is that ice ?

Cirno : Eh ~ !? Ice that isn't cold can't exists ! That's bullshit !!

Aya : However, what if I tell that there is actually ?

Cirno : Ugh ~ That can't exists... That can't...

Aya : Even though you're the strongest fairy, it seems you don't know the answer after all, huh.

I was expecting a little more from you since it was about ice...

Cirno : Ugh ~ … It's ice, and yet... It's not cold... But ice is cold...

Grrr... I don't believe it... My head's dizzy...

Grrrr !! What the hell is that !!?

Aya : My my, this is... She began to vent her anger because she can't endure the absurdity...

Hehe, it looks like it has more effect than just stopping her.

By the way, the correct answer was “rock candy” (It's a pun, in japanese there's the word “ice” in it). I wonder if it was a little mean.

Daiyousei : Cirno-chan... !?

Sunny : Wait ! It's dangerous to get close to her without thinking !

Daiyousei : B-But...

If confused Cirno attacks Yuuka

Cirno : That's so weird !

There can't be ice that isn't cold !

Yuuka : It seems she completely lost her temper...

Oh, well. This looks interesting, so shall we be opponents for a bit ?

If confused Cirno attacks Daiyousei

Daiyousei : Cirno-chan, calm down !!

Daiyousei : What the hell is that !? I'm not convinced !! Guh... ! I feel dizzy ~~ !!

Daiyousei : No way... She can't even understand me...

When Cirno snaps out of her confusion

Cirno : Haa, haa, haa...

H-Huh ? What am I doing... ?

Yuuka : Have you calmed down a little ?

Cirno : Errr... Errr... Hey, what did I do just now ?

If Cirno didn't attack Yuuka in her confusion

Yuuka : You lost your temper a little and went on a rampage.

Hehe, that was interesting to be your opponent.

Cirno : Eh... ? C-Could it be I... ? S-Sorry !!

Yuuka : It's fine. I enjoyed this as well.

More importantly, let's get rid of those small annoying people now.

Cirno : Hmm, okay !

Watch this !

Aya : For Kazami Yuuka to show a forgiving attitude to those who lay a hand on her.. What is she thinking... ?

Yuuka : Hehe...

If Cirno attacked Yuuka in her confusion

Yuuka : You lost your temper a little and went on a rampage. However, what's most important is that you calmed down.

Now, shall we get rid of those small annoying people ?

Cirno : Okay !

Watch this !

When Cirno's group progresses further

*some gas is released from a building

Wrigle : Uwah !? Again !?

Yuuka : It's their usual cheap tricks, huh. Good grief, there's nothing more despicable than this...

When Cirno's group progresses even further

Aya : And I thought the situation would be at our advantage... Being pressed against a wall like this...

When it comes to this, it's not the time to hold back. I shall use my trump card.

Wind ! Protect us !!

*the wind is blowing hard

Cirno : Uwah !? Wind again !?

Letty : Ugh... Is this... another barrier... ?

Yuuka : Using again a trick at the last moment, huh... But we'll knock it to pieces again.

Aya : Everyone ! The wind is protecting us, so now is our chance !

Let's settle this once and for all !!

When Cirno's group progresses further

*some gas is released from another building

Luna : T-This again... ?

Daiyousei : A-Are you all okay !?

Star : Luna. Please, don't be the first to get caught up into strange things, okay ?

Luna : Why are you telling this to me first !?

Cirno : Aah, geez ! Why are they just doing this !? Just attacking like that is unfair !

Ugh ! They'll stoop to anything just to win !! That attack is unfair !

When Cirno fights Aya

Aya : I see... The youkai, who makes flowers bloom and is known for her cruelty, brought various youkais and fairies with her to attack the village...

I don't know well about her purpose, but I must record it well. Which one should I interview first... ?

Cirno : Huh ? Hey, hey. What's that tool ?? What do you do with it ??

Aya : Eh ? This ??

This is a camera, it's a tool that can capture a scene at a certain moment.

I can take a picture of you with way.

Cirno : Woooow ! That's amazing !!

It would be frustrating if it were to be stolen...

But it may be nice to take a cool photo of me, the strongest !

Hey, hey. I'll show you all my extraordinary skills ! Take photos !!

Aya : Yes, I can do that. If it's for a little.

Cirno : Hooray ! Then, let's go !

It's so big, but I won't be petrified by that !!

Aya : … ! Did you just shoot towards me !?

Geez, it can't be helped. I'll keep you company just for a bit.

When Yuuka fights Aya

Aya : Yuuka Kazami... Why are you here... ?

Yuuka : You're in the way. Move.

Aya : Eh ?

Yuuka : Didn't you listen ? I told you to move.

I'm in a bad mood right now. So if you say that you won't move...

You will go through a bitter experience.

Aya : A-As I said, I can't withdraw !

Yuuka : Ah, I see. Then, I won't contain myself... ♪

When Mystia fights Aya

Mystia : ♪ The view from the top of the tengu mountain blows you away ♪

♪ Let's go see it without lagging ~ ♪

Aya : A night sparrow who likes to sing... She seems to be like as the rumors says.

This looks interesting, it might be nice to interview her a little.

Mystia : Hm ?? What ? What ? A song request ??

Well then, I'll fullfill your request right away ~ Until you go crazy ♪

Aya : No, no, you don't have to do it right here. It's sufficient when it's moderate.

Mystia : It would be boring in that case ♪ I'll have you listen to my song until I'm satisfied !

Aya : Hmm... Why did it come to this... ?

When Yuuka fights Hatate

Hatate : Eww... I'm in front of someone who looks dangerous...

Yuuka : My, my. You say very interesting things in front of the person in question.

Hatate : T-This is bad... !

Yuuka : Hehehe, it seems a crow is about to get bullied. I'll give you some love, okay ? Miss ??

Hatate : Ah !? What's with that change of mood !? It can't be !!

Yuuka : Well then, let's have fun. Hehehehehe... ♪

Hatate : No ! Don't come ! Don't come any closer ! Don't coooome !!

When Aya and Hatate are defeated

Aya : Ugh... No way...

Hatate : Hey ! What the heck !!?

Aya : But that's why we can't afford to withdraw.

This time, we'll challenge them simultaneously !

Hatate : Eh ? We're fighting again ??

Aya : Of course ! Come on, hurry up, and no ifs or buts !

Hatate : Sigh... I shouldn't have got involved with you in the end...

Yuuka : Ah, they're going to fight again ?

Then, let's have more fun this time.

Daiyousei : Cirno-chan. If these two come here, then we should also...

Letty : That's right. It's dangerous to challenge them alone.

What is more important is that multiple people go to the other side.

Cirno : Uh ~... It's fine if I'm alone against those guys...

But if Letty and Dai-chan say so, I guess I should team up.

Daiyousei : You should team up. Cirno-chan, let's go together !

#touhou #touhou fangame #my translation #cirno

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secretsocietiesdiary · 6 years ago

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A Big Announcement

"Dakota, I don't think it's a good idea, maybe I should turn back and get ready for Colin's movie." Eva kinda of protested stopping her walking steps and stood there with a total confusion look readable on her face. The fact that she would be missing on purpose Colin's movie premiere was striking in her mind. She has made him a promise and failing at such was clearly not her habit.

"Drling liste, we had this conversation quiet earlier, we are in Cannes, fucking Cannes baby and Cannes was also created to have fun and not only to behave with cinematographic duties, you sent him a text message telling Colin you were sick and he believed you, so for now forget about this and look we are a few steps ahead of the biggest night in Cannes, relax and have fun my love." Dakota seized her friend's arm and pulled her towards way forcing Eva to follow her steps. This one couldn't really protest and just answered with a deep sigh.

"Ok but if he ever comes to find out that I lied him, you'll have to bear the entire responsibility for that, are we clear on that?" This one said with a little tint of agressiveness in her voice tone. Eva herself got lost into her concern she felt for Colin.

"Ok... ok if it has to be so it'll be and I will take the full responsibility, I promise, but now let's rock into that party and get us some hot males on board." Dakota said with the rejoice of an excited teenager as they reached the Armani's yacht, the biggest and longest one of Cannes' pier.

"OMG Paris Hilton is there.., how the fuck sjr got invited, as I know she's not friend with Leo!" Eva mumbled in annoyed face.

"It's Paris and she can get invited anywhere without being invited." Dakota replied with sarcasm as both of the girls stepped on board of the luxurious yatch.

As they appeared to the others guests, almost every of the men present on the deck couldn't get their eyes off Eva. Even the men that were accompanied of their wives or girlfriend. Eva was one of those type of beauty that men couldn't resist to. This one tried to keep her coolness even though this wasn't an easy mission. She seized DakotA's arm as if it was her safe boat forcing her to step to the first floor deck. The boat was beautifully decorated to a theme party with silver and white balloons everywhere, silver twinkle lights, silver coated patisseries and much more of petits-fours displayed on every tables, not to forget customized swaroski crystals bottles of Moët et Chandron champagne. Eva observed each of the details the organizers put in the decorations, it should have been a meticulous job. "What is that?" She asked to herself.

"Any idea of what is going on here?" Eva asked her friend.

"Holy fuck yeah...look to your left, look who's here?"

"Who?" Eva said looking to her left with a stupefied look on her face. "OMG shit, Amber Heard with Gabriel Macht!" She burst out. The kind of burst out which caught a little of attention from her pals, briefly as they turned back to their conversations.

"Do you think as I?" Dakota asked

"Ehhhm I don't know what to say maybe they just friends." Eva shrugged her shoulders. Interfering into other's business never been her cup of tea. She respected privacy and expected the same favor towards her private life.

"Oh come Eva, don't pretend to be that foolish, did you already see Amber bitch Heard hanging with a guy if it's anything else apart being banged up?"

"Isn't Gabriel in a relation with that model Petra Nemcova?" Eva frowned her eyebrows as her gaze stayed focussed on the pair sitting closely to touch on the sofa.

"As far as I know yeah, they've been dating for almost a year, gosh I'm pretty sure that slut did something to get him into her web.... and I can't blame her, Macht is a piece of fine ass." Dakota answered sarcastically.

"Hmmm..." Eva said as she sipped on the flute of champage she grabbed from the waiter.

"What hmmmm, won't you admit that Gabriel Macht is fine as vine?"

"I never said he wasn't, for sure he's hot as hell..and that smile"

"And...??" Dakota shot back with a weird gaze at her friend.

"And nothing..."

"Maybe I should use my savage side and investigater further more on that case." Dakota winked an eye.

"No, you not doing anything Dakota, it's their business, not our's alright!"

"I'm pretty sure she is the reason between Gabriel and Petra break up!"

"We don't even know is they broke up!!"

"Gabriel is very private concerning his life, don't you think he would have come here with the bitch and get photographed by hundreth of paparazzis and to put at risk his relation just like that!!"

"I don't know and I don't wanna know!!"

"But I want to know nada!!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, you are requested at the main living room, all of you, come down to the main living room please!" The voice of dj Martin Garrix echoed through the speakers.

"Let's go, because this time I really want to know what this party is for!" Eva exclaimed as both followed the rest of the celebrities downstairs.

"Hey, Eva..." A guy spoke enough loudly so Eva could notice him, this one stopped and looked behind.

"Scott, hey you, how did you get in?" Eva sarcastically asked as she knew that Leo and this guys Scott Elrod weren't that close friends.

"I sneaked in behind Toby Maguire when this one got in the boat, he didn't even notice it stupid spider-man." Scott's attempt to compose a joke seemed a failure to Eva as this one gave him a look of somebody fully taken aback by a nasty comment.

"Oh I see.." She simply replied as a parade.

"Hey what about to get a drink after this eagerly awaiting announcement is done?"

"Yeah, sure..." Eva vaguely answered as she walked at fastened steps to reach Dakota that had secured seats for them. But what Eva missed was the nasty look Scott gave her when she turned back, it didn't seem to be someone with good intentions.

Excitement could be seen and heard between the guests discussions, what was the so important celebration for, it was about to get reveled as Leonardo appeared to them, with a radiant smiling face, you could tell he was happy.

"Ladies, gentlemen, friends, relatives, mom [He smiled to his mom who was sitting opposite to Eva and Dakota] if you are gathered tonight, it is for a very special reason, because I love each one of you, and I wanted to make this announcement big... as you know my personal life has been over and over again exposed to the public. Sometimes I made the wrong choice, sometimes I wasn't lucky, sometimes I was too picky, sometimes I was fucked up which ended in dramatic conditions, but today, this part of my life came up tp a drastic change, and I never thought I'd be this happy again... and it's all because of one person, she's here tonight with us, I want you guys to know that she made me a better man, she's my everything, I love her passionately, and we decided to keep going that way, for good, she is my friend, my woman and my wife to be, please give my girl Rih the warmest of the welcome she deserves!"

Everyone present was nicely surprised by his revelation as they stood an ovation for the one and only Rihanna. No one saw it coming, not a hint, nothing. There Rihanna walked to reach Leonardo, even her manner of walking was alluring, she walked like a goddess, dressed in a red bordeaux velvet dress, a pure queen. It was all said, Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna was the couple of this century. Leonardo starred at her in a way like that every girl wanted to be looked at. His eyes were sparkling with love and so hers.

Eva was still stumped at that news. She starred at the couple hugging cutely and then looked again at her friend Dakota.

"OMG..." was only that came out of her mouth.

"Eva, if you're gonna tell me you were in the unknown of this, I'll push you into the swimming pool!"

"No need to because I was unaware of that detail!"

"Stop lying or you'll go to hell girl!!"

"I'm not I told you"

"You're among his best friends, how don't you know that?" Dakota kept questionning her friend.

"We all have a private life I guess, and I think it was too cute to have kept this just for them!"

"Anyway, I guess we'll get the honor to attend the biggest wedding of the century."

"Who said you going to get invited?" Eva goofed.

"Oh shut up you... ok all that emotions opened my thirst, I need a drink, come with me to the bar?"

"Yes sure, just give me a second please."

"Ok love."

Eva sat for a few more seconds, her mind constantly tormenting her about Colin and the fact that she missed his premiere. He had trusted in her because she made him the promise she wouldn't miss that moment, because it was Cannes, and when you were having your movie played at night it was such a sort of royal privilege. Her hand reached her iPhone in her blue clutch, hastily unlocked the screen and pressed instantly the message icon on the screen.

As the message was sent she stood up from the white leather sofa still with that guilt stuck on her chest.

She made her way to the bar where three hot barmen was on duty, of course she noticed them. Maybe she was single but was allowed to please her eyes and brain. She looked out for her friend Dakota, but no sight of her. "Where the fuck is she?" She mumbled between her teeth as she kept at looking for her friend at every direction.

"Hey beautiful Eva, I was looking for you, I hope you didn't forget our drink.?" Scott's voice could be heard. "Oh shit please no!!" Her heart spoke for hersef.

"No I didn't..." She said with a forced smile and forced to be pleasant.

"So this is for you, a martini Blanco, your favorite if my mind is good." He smiled.

"Woooow, seems you learned your lesson about me." She shot back with a tint of sarcasms.

"Not really, but I know it is a ladies drink, I just guess it was." He replied as they both cheered. Eva drank a sip of the delicious drink as she starred at her opposite direction still trying to sport her friend.

"Hahah, you are a true ladies man I guess then." She winked.

"Hmmm nah, not with every ladies, with the best and prettiest only." He sipped on his glass with an eye wink.

"Is he flirting.." Eva spoke to herself while drinking another sip of her drink.

"Oh woooow, I'm flattered." She said in a courteous manner. Eva was trying to do everything she could to be the less responsive to his flirting attempts.

"Don't be, I'm sure you're used to this, men fall easily for gorgeous women like you Eva."

"Oh shit, yes he is flirting, WTF, find an excuse to escape girl, NOW!" Her mind kept telling her. She sipped again on her glass until she felt something wrong, she felt dizzy with palpitations.

"Aren't you feeling hot?" She asked.

"No, the air conditioners must be at their lowest of the temperatures, what, are you okay?" He asked with concern.

"I don't know, I feel weird, I feel dizzy, and ... I don't know.." She said as she lose her balance. Scott grabbed her quickly enough otherwise she would have fell down.

"Ok, you definitely not, maybe we should go outside for some fresh air, you'll feel better." He said as he passed his arm around her waist to give her some support.

"No, No... I need to go to the restroom..." She barely could spoke. Eva felt the ground swallowing her, her feet were weak as if she was suffering a hay fever, she knew something was wrong.

"Ok, I'm going to bring you to the restroom, you can put some fresh water on your face will help." Scott said as he guided Eva on tiny pace steps, she could barely walk.

"What is happening, what did you put in my drink, asshole..."

"Eva, I think your mind is playing you tricks sweetheart..." He smiled with a satisfied grin.

"Ok... " She said but was unnoticeable to him.

"There you are, you want me to go in with you, I don't want you to hurt yourself."

"N....No, I just want to put water on my face..." She said and used the last string of energy to get inside the restroom. Inside, she leaned her body against the cold refreshing marbled wall and tried to compose herself, but she felt worse, feeling she would puke anytime. She let her body to lay down, feeling her heart pounding hastily against her chest. As a reflect, she tried to reach her clutch to grab her phone but couldn't.

"OMG, are you okay?" She heard a voice, a voice that sounded familiar to her but couldn't think out properly of who it was.

"I..I..."

"Tell me what's wrong..."

"I don't know."

"You clearly looked like you have been drugged, who did that to you..." Amber asked as she helped Eva to sit against the wall.

"There... the.. a guy outside..." Eva barely spoke as Amber used a toilet towel to put some fresh water on Eva's face.

"Ok, he's there outside... wait, I'm calling a friend he will help us." Amber said as she composed a number on her phone screen.

"Call Dakota please.." Eva begged.

"Ok, first we'll need help...Yes Gabriel, please can you come inside ladies restroom, there is a problem here."

"Don't worry Eva you're safe." Amber spoke with a reassured voice tone.

"Please call her, Dakota..."

"Ehmm yes... ok..." Amber said as she seized Eva's phone from her clutch and looked up for Dakota's number. "Dakota, I'm calling you on Eva's request, we are at the ladies restroom and she is not doing so well, hurry and come please!"

"Thank you..."

"You don't have to Eva.." Amber said as she kept cleaning Eva's face,

"Amber... what is wrong here..." A strong voice was heard, as Gabriel made his way inside.

"I think she got drugged, look at her, poor girl, if I wasn't there, I can not even imagine what could have happened to her, she's totally wasted."

"Yeah I can see that... did you call her friends or something.." Gabriel said as he sat down too.

"Yeah, Dakota will be there soon."

"There is that tall guy waiting outside... is that him who did that to her?"

"Scott..." Eva murmured.

"OH MY GOD, Eva, baby, sweetheart..." Dakota said horrified as she erupted in the restroom.

"She was drugged by a guy named Scott and he's waiting outside..." Gabriel said

"What, which guy there is no guy here." Dakota answered as she held Eva's face in her hands.

"He must have gone then, he knew he has been busted, what an asshole." Gabriel replied.

"Okay, thank you guys for having take care of her, but I'm here now and I'm bringinh her back to the hotel... Oh Amber thank you so much, if you hadn't been here, I don't know what would have happened."

"You're welcome Dakota, but how are you gonna bring her back to to the hotel... maybe we can help though."

"Hmmm yes, maybe Gabriel can help me to bring her out of here, and I have a friend who's awaiting for me outside."

"Yes, sure..." Both him and Dakota grabbed Eva and placed both of her arms on their shoulders. Eva her, was almost unconscious of what was going on around her.

"Thank you guys, thank you so much." Dakota sincerely spoke out.

"Just let us know if she;s okay right." Gabriel said as they walked out of the restroom.

"Eva will,." Dakota replied.

#fanfiction #fanfic #undisclosed secrets #chapter 2 #dakota johnson #colin farrell #amber heard #gabriel macht #leonardo dicaprio #rihanna

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