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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 11 months

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yall like to pretend that "don't split up" is the most obvious rule in any horror scenario, but what's the alternative? stick together and cooperate ? to find a solution? in a life-or-death situation??? babe surely you have been in enough group projects to guess how that shit ends

#honestly would prefer to try to strike a work-study deal with the Killer #rather than team up with your average group of horror movie characters #listen. the Killer has their shit together. they've planned this. they have clear goals. they have tools. they have a timeline.#whereas the So-Called Protagonists decided it would be 'fun' to get drunk in a cabin in the woods with no cell reception #honestly i'm siding with the Killer on this one. at some point that's fair game. ethically sourced murder victims

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theygender · 8 days

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It doesn't need to be perfect it just needs to be done it doesn't need to be perfect it just needs to be done it doesn't need to be perfect it just needs to be done

#i just finished a spanish assignment that was 5% of my grade at the last fucking minute. turned it in literally 2 minutes before it closed #it was an essay. AN ESSAY. a full out researched and cited essay #and i didnt KNOW THAT #our schedule and lesson plan and etc just called it composición 1 #and in previous spanish classes (all the way up through advanced spanish)#that always just meant that we would be given a random topic out of a selection of 2-3 possible topics #and we would be given an hour to just write about that topic #but this was like. you pick a topic and research it and write about it and cite your sources #if i had known that i would have started on this a WEEK ago and not AN HOUR AND A FUCKING HALF BEFORE IT WAS DUE #so it was. NOT my best work. i didnt have time to do an outline or do different drafts or proofread it or anything #i didnt even have time to fully read the articles i was citing i just kinda skimmed them #i didnt even have time to FORMAT it correctly 😭 and it was NOT the minimum required length #but. i did it. i turned it in. i turned in SOMETHING thats ALMOST as long as its supposed to be and is hopefully coherent #(and hopefully. hopefully. HOPEFULLY. has minimal grammatical errors)#and like. i would prefer an A or a B. i know i can EASILY get As on essays when i have time to do them properly #but even if its a C. or a D. or even (god forbid. doing the sign of the cross and knocking on wood and everything else here) an F #it will still be better than 0 #i would rather lose 1% or 2% or even (god forbid) 3% of my class grade than a full 5%#it doesnt have to be perfect. it just has to be done. it doesnt have to be perfect. it just has to be done #it doesnt have to be perfect it just has to be done and i DID IT #now lets GO GET HIGH #rambling

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gargelyfloof118 · 3 months

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We just received our first Chip Drop!! The pictures don't do justice on how big this pile is! I'm about to have some very happy chickens and manicured paths!!

A town south of us got hammered by that recent storm. They had downed trees on practically every road. Our arborist came from that clean up. Said he's already delivered a load to family nearby. He's going back for another round. I let him know we have plenty of room for more if he can't find another place to dump it. (The local places were going to charge him $50 for chips and $200 for logs to dump it.)

This weekend is going to be busy! Omg I'm stupid excited about this.

If any of my US people are interested in Chip Drop, I definitely recommend checking it out!

#chip drop #wood chips #gardening #garden #chicken coop #homestead #whoo we love it when a plan works out

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chipped-chimera · 7 months

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Today in fish nonsense! 🐟🐠- Tank is good to go! Cool wood piece is cleaned and time to spend way too long on a plan painting.

More below the cut.

Tank has been set up, leak tested so it's good to go (after I overhauled the layout of my office ... still dealing with the fallout of that though lol) and the piece of jarrah/mirra? wood that my Dad grabbed from the tree he cut down on a farm (noting this specifically because it's actually now illegal to commercially harvest Jarrah in my state - this was on private property so it's legal) has had the absolute crap scrubbed out of it - I mean literally, in the process I found yet another interesting hole in it so that's cool, then high-pressure blasted with water so I am finally ready to think about scaping.

Which apparently means spending longer than I should drawing a plan lol. This piece is super awkward to work with I think - while functionally interesting it has a silhouette that makes me oscillate between 'boring' and 'awkward'. After talking to some artist friends, generally it was agreed I'd need to put more stuff in there to actually make it look better, right now naked glass is super harsh. Problem is, rocks and wood? Well in the aquarium hobby that shit is expensive. We're talking 60 AUD+ for pieces of wood. I mean they are fully cleaned and treated (?) and selected for being interesting, but I have a budget and I'd like to save as much of it as I can for more than just harscape sooooo planning is just the right idea here.

Thinking seiryu stone because I looooove the white veining through it, and then for the branches to break up the shape it's probably going to be spiderwood or something (as much as I love mopani wood I don't think it usually sells branched like this - but I will watch out for it) but the good part is these pieces are all probably going to be on the smaller side since I have my huge hunk of feature wood for free.

I don't know how this piece of wood will interact with inhabitants, I've soaked it for probably a month at this point to get a large amount of the tannins out (and I know it waterlogs, which is great because I won't have to play 'how long will this take to sink') but also to help the looser material come off so all I'm left with now is the hard stuff. It's also now sitting in the sun (and I mean sun - it is going to be 40C today and the next few days so that shit is gonna bake 💀) but prior to that has been sitting in the sun either here or the farm for a total of about idk ... at least a month? Maybe more?

I've struggled to find information on whether Jarrah or Mirra wood is safe beyond one post on a forum where someone-who-knew-someone at a local fish shop had put a piece of this in his store tank and all the fish died. Beyond that? no more context. According to my freshwater ecologist friend I caught up with, she thinks it's probably going to be okay given the amount of time/work put in. I have not done a bleach soak and I don't think I really need to given the amount of time it's been soaking in regular tap water (so already contains chlorine) and sun exposure. There will still probably be tannin leakage into the water but I'm okay with having a mild blackwater tank after seeing one in my LFS, I actually like the slight tannin tint of water and how it makes everything a little 'softer'. But I do ACTUALLY want to be able to see though lmao. I've also seen Jarrah seed pods sold locally specifically for blackwater tank setups so it might be fine?

Either way the plan is going to be: Scape, plant, cycle and then introduction of some cheap shrimp as my poor guinea pigs to see if that wood actually is awful.

Right now I'll just have to painstakingly go through plant choices and placement and making sure it lines up with the planned parameters for the community. I absolutely will take suggestions btw.

More soon. Fish nonsense will contain fish ... at some point. I swear lmao.

#kerytalk #aquablr #fishblr #my art #I guess even though this is a grossly overconfident doodle #aquascaping #yes that is a sandpit for enrichment #though I'm debating corydoras #I worry tetras + corydoras might be too much schooling happening for the eventual last edition - Betta fish #if not then it'll be tetras + one pleco #... I swear I saw a video of a pleco thoroughly enjoying burrowing in sand - I'd love that #yes all of this is primarily because I want a betta #but if I only get one tank ... go hard or go home right?#ngl considering getting a small 5-10 gallon for my bedroom for shrimp breeding so that could be a feasible second plan #in case the betta is an asshole #do not tell my parents lmao #I'd love a male in the tank but know it's probably not going to work so female is more likely - or at least plakat type #it's got quite a bit of height to traverse so I don't think anything with super big fins would be great - especially with age #even if I basically have a stepped up network of holes in this wood right to where it nearly touches the surface

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bigmammallama5 · 1 year

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do you ever just. yeah.

#arting #good thing its friday night and im only planning to work like 30 more minutes or so #it has been a weird week and i get to go roast and split logs at the wood kiln tomorrow in nearly 90 degrees #pots pots pots pots pots pots EVERYBODAAY #oh look a self portrait for the first time in 80 years #whatever #maybe ill doodle some soopercorrrp as a cool down in a bit #i got a bizza from the deli and im gonna add so much cheese and extra basil #a hydroPONIC basil thats gonna live in my bedroom for indirect light and smell delicious 24/7 #maybe i wont kill it #poor basil #you were only four bucks i hope you survive #also yes can you tell in my art that my physical therapy also includes correcting my posture #look at how nice my posture looks LMAO #ok thats enough #have a good weekend everyone #these tags are as long and as odd as iguanamouth's #man i love iguana's art i hope they're doing fantabulous

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akattawo · 4 months

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It only takes a reason to kill

#so miru's manipulation plan to make me listen to Will Wood worked #actually coloured?#digital drawing #dswtd #yes this is an older drawing that i coloured. i really wanted to draw but i was really lazy to commit #(it takes me literal hours to finish the simplest sketch on laptop and i really didn't feel like going through that the night before exam)

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corpsentry · 2 months

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black eyes

#my stuff #my writing #mein fucking goat i cannot keep having dreams about my ex and yet it is happening still #this is one of the less remarkable ones even. i’ve had two in the past month where i try desperately to give them a flatscreen tv #and one of those big ones too. like 40 inches across. i don’t own a flatscreen tv #i’ll admit it being in singapore is hitting me like a brick to the balls and i am grievously unwell #it’s like i come back and all the work i put in to deal with my anxiety and depression gets high in the woods and dies #but that’s not the point. the point is devoid of friends (in fucking america) and a hyperfixation (haven’t found anything that’s stuck)#i am full of nothing but yearning. good ol classic yearning. and i am so moved on from my ex but i keep trying to give them this fucking tv #!!!! ?????? huh????????????? mayne got………#a girlfriend or a cat would fix me. or leaving this country take your pick #working on it #i’ve made a to do list to combat my i have lost the will to do things problem #and on it is APPLY TO JOBS (note; outside singapore (note: outside america too))#i have a plan and it’s to get as far away as possible and live #we’re getting there #in the meantime here’s a funny poem #i was so. in the dream i actually wanted to see them which is crazy. top 10 bad fan characterizations #but it was a dream with a good color palette. all cool whites and grays and a deep deep blue for the night #cold cold white snow. etc. so of course i had to write about it #which i have done. and now i am going to sleep #good bye

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moldwood · 6 months

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the classic nokia is back but it is not the same... i really do hope more companies make flip phones again that arent just screen flip phones. i miss my qwerty sliding keyboard

#the screens crack. surprise surprise #there is a kyocera model i want but it doesnt work on verizon so i would have to get a completely new phone plan probably with at&t which #has shit coverage in my area #because i live in tha woods lol

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samglyph · 9 months

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Prayer circle and or dark ritual to make sure I no longer have Covid by Sunday at the latest

#PLEASE I’m suffering and I need to go back to WORK #also I have plans to go to see will wood show with a friend next week and I know this sounds dramatic #but if I have to cancel another plan i might kill someone

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free-to-be-no-one-but-mee · 8 months

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my wife sat me down and told me to persue art and it lifted so much crushing weight off of me that i went from being so tired all day and having no energy or inspiration, to my head spinning out of control with ideas that it is now 12.30 and i have been trying to sleep for 2 hours to no avail

#i wish i could get up and open my printer to fix it #i want to buy some wood crafting tools #i want to crochet and make plans #that post about people veing cynical #my wife was the “Do it!” person today #and i am so happy i married her #this is a good post #save the fact that im working tomorrow hahaha

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atthebell · 8 months

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i want cellbit to come back not just because i love him and he's my guy but also because he's so bossy and direct about what he wants out of his personal lore that i know at least that will get somewhat rectified

#bell.txt #not that i think other people are like rolling over for lore they're not into but most other players have talked about letting admins #direct a lot of their lore and that they're more into reacting to things as they come and not planning #whereas he likes having a plan for where his character is going which i think is a good thing and has worked out well for him #and is very happy to give admins feedback on what he thinks does and does not work #but idk we'll see knock on wood

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arolesbianism · 6 days

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I wanna take a crack at making some fake screenshot graphics for my Sif Odile duo loopers au but I do not feel confident enough in my ability to mimic isat's art style and I also have a crippling fear of drawing backgrounds

#rat rambles #stars posting #I wanna make a thing for odile's parallel scene to the bathroom scene were sif forgets odile's name #but it takes place in the traps room by the wood carving tools which isn't the worst room to have to draw ig but I still dont want to #I could just take the lazy route and just sketch the scene so I can get it out of my head and I probably will #but at the same time I also should draw more stuff with backgrounds even if it makes me want to throw up and cry #but yeah the scene is basically just odile having a derealization moment while thinking abt the wooden odile carving sif made for her #just her looking at it and feeling nothing and trying to look ahead at siffrin expecting to be reminded of what it's supposed to make her #feel and just being met with the same emptyness in her chest as she can barely even recognize the person in front of her until they look #back at her and their expression shifts into a extremely concerned one #does that make sense? idk if Im explaining it well but I hope it makes sense #but yeah smth smth them becoming less real to eachother overtime much to the horror of both #also unrelated but I need to start rotating loop in this au in my head more theres so much to work with here #I have some vague ideas and thoughts but I have been too odile brained to properly elaborate on those in my head #Im honestly just glad Ive finally made an au that I can actually get invested in fleshing out #I havent rly found a good headspace to rly play around with the main cast but this is actually giving me smth to chew on #usually most thoughts I have abt isat just lead to me thinking abt my ocs lol #regardless Im having fun with this au and I hope that I can bring myself to commit to it #also Ive been trying to think of a decent name for this au and Im half tempted to call it from the top or smth but I feel like Im tempted #to call like every story I make that so Im on the fense abt it #especially since thats what Ive been planning on calling the prologue for spiraling upwards #not that I cant just do both but I wanna see if I can think of any alternatives

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ah0yh0y · 1 month

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maybe its because i relate to liv to deeply but Her scene in the last ep resolved far too quicklyy. i think she needed to have breathing space more time to let it settle. it kinda just felt like liv was just going along wiht what everyone said. even if i know it was her decision.

#i think its bc the convo in the woods started wiht “you rained on wendells funeral procession” as if she actively ruined it .#her decision should be respected yknow #which is why DANG AND LIV BEST FRIENDSHIP FR #i think its bc the decision to pour APS on barsimmions grave had no discussion about it #also wendell afterwards saying along the lines of “im a loser of course it was stupid” like i know why he said that its in character but AR #ARGH it pisses me off #its not like i want a perfect scene either i just wish this all were explored more or acknowledged #no hate to the players tho i get it ttrpgs dont work like a planned story #but still to me....#story arc.......#ahoys thoughts #nsbu #liv skylar #i would write fic but assignments and by the time im done brain worms would be dead

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fuzzyunicorn · 1 month

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Before I turn on 'em, I kill Satan

And stick my red flag in the ground, it's Red Nation, uh

Now blood the fuck-up

Every day's a gamble motherfucker, tough luck

And we gon' fuck the World 'til that bitch bust nuts

I can't tell you what's good, but I can tell you what's what

And that's B's up, hoes down

Lookin' in the mirror, I'm nowhere to be found