#wont change my mind but... whatever

[gothoffspring]

Emilija and Khia. 2 pretty best friends tbh. They fit into that opposites attract trope very well b/c they're inseparable but have very different personalities

[undefeatablesin]

My angel, my pride and joy, my beloved AKA the Good Hunter Ruza lmao 🧡 ft. Her Lost Chikage and her fun outfit from these screenshots! + some lil headshots of her in the Yharnam Hunter Garb, a look I also care Deeply About ✨️

[mrmosseater]

i have issues

[kissingarthurclaus]

Concept sketch of my new JJBA self insert and her stand, BellaDonna (who will eventually be known as Madonna). Inspired by the song 'Like a Prayer' by...well, Madonna! @sapphire-heart-tippy

(lore dump under the cut, TW for mentions of animal injury and religious trauma)

My self insert (who will also go by Jane) grew up in a deeply religious family and tried to be a good jehovah's witness child that made her parents proud.

One day, she comes up with the power to heal various injuries and ailments, almost to the point of being able to revive the dead. She figures she's given this power by the lord himself and vows to do good with it, but when she's found using them to heal a bird that had been wounded by a cat, her mother falls into hysterics thinking that she MUST be possessed by the devil to have such abilities.

She's punished and shunned by her community while her mother prays for a cure and though she tries to repent her power doesn't seem to go away, so eventually her mother snaps and drags her into the wilderness and attempts to throw her to the bottom of an old well.

Her Stand, which had previously not manifested physically, appears then to cushion her fall and eventually she manages to pull herself out of the well with her Stand's help, who she now believes to be a guardian angel. But not wanting to return home, she runs away to face the world alone, growing jaded and bitter over time. She loses all of her faith, and the power to heal inverts itself, becoming a sort of poison. Something that LEECHES life, rather than heal it.

When she's an adult (my age irl so 25 I guess) she's made her way by becomes a bounty hunter/assassin using her Stand and eventually catches the attention of Dio. Who takes her in and explains to her what her Stand REALLY is, promising to teach her how to properly wield those powers if she agrees to serve him. She reluctantly takes his offer, but starts to see him as a familial figure, since no one else had ever tried to nurture or even accept her gift. Dio is the one who giver her Stand the name BellaDonna, after the deadly plant!

[deoidesign]

So I know you said you aren't allowed to promote your merch store or patron on your webtoon but would it be okay for people in the comments to remind others that they exist?

I have no control over what anyone posts in my comments... (eyes emoji)

[fallen--starlight]

Nah go f yourself. Those women waited years to start talking, they could have survived a few more months with their mouths shut.

In all honesty I still don't believe them. They had a relationship, didn't like the sex and weren't satisfied with NG giving them money. So they went and decided to spread shit about him.

wow! those sure are Words !!! lets go over your contributions to the class ^_^

i will have to deduct a few points for being rude. i do not fuck with that shit im afraid :3

A+ for effort but F for your chosen topic, as i do Not Recall the instructions for your composition being "victim blame rape victims" (ﾟДﾟ) going over your written response, i can Definitely feel the .. passion & emotion within it .. ⊙﹏⊙∥ but alas! i can also sense that there's no lived experience weighing in on your Thoughts & Opinions >_< your assignment didn't need to include personal experience but if you cannot even empathize then i have to deduct more points ;( please Do Better next time ^^

ruling: i double dare you to send this again off anon. please see me after class （〃｀ 3′〃）

[lunian]

saw too many fanarts about totk ending with I guess zeli/nk implied stuff and I kept seeing Link being shirtless for some reason bc idk the context yet lmao

and my dumb brain keeps being "wow he shows off how his breast surgery went well! Zelda is so happy for him!" and nothing else comes out in my mind

anyways HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

[revserrayyu]

One HSR Character a Day Day 41: Serval (aka: revs' favorite)

[iangallagherisadeadman]

something something a fanfic in which Ian is best friends with Yevgeny and then he timetravel and falls in love with his best friend's father.

I like to think that in this version he was raised by Clayton cause Monica obviously couldn't, and canonlike she wasn't in the picture much. He then lives with his father, stepmother and siblings but doesn't quite fit with them. Yev was raised by Svetlana and never knew his father cause he left when Yev was a baby.

When Ian travels back he is saved by Mandy. He says he's a Gallagher and she's like "I know the Gallaghers but I never saw you!". He's introduced to his "cousins" who immediately take he in like a brother? Who he is cause of Monica.

Then because of Mandy he gets to know Mickey and younger Svetlana and baby Yev and it is extremely fucked but... my dick's in your dad mouth, sorry Yev!

Gallavich: they start as friends cause Ian quickly hits off with Mandy, and soon Ian gets to understand the difficult situation that led to Yevgeny's conception and why Mickey probably left them when Yev was still a baby. Then, feelings come along and Mickey's deep in the closet but Ian's nothing if open-minded so with time it works out. Ian doesn't lose interest even though Mickey has a wife and baby, he isn't scared off easily, and Yev Svet and Mandy all like him so that's a turn on. Ian likes older guys so the fact that Mickey's an old soul in a hot young body who listens to dad music and is grumpy is what attracts Ian.

The future is forever altered. Ian now actually has a family of Gallagher's he actually likes and fits. Ian came along so Mickey never left the picture and now Yev was raised with his father around. Which changed the way Yev grew up to be, so he's not the version Ian knew, but that's alright cause then Ian gets to meet him again. And yes, they end up being best friends all the same, after all, Yevgeny watch the type of cartoons and listens to the kind of music and plays the same videogames Ian grew up with so they're very close.

[dare-g]

Imagining a world where enough people would be interested in The Kingdom (Riget) that people would feel inclined put Stig Helmer in those "You missed the point by idolizing them" type posts

Not because I think those kind of posts are necessary or insightful or anything like that

But I do think it would be really funny to see him mixed in along with ultra popular media often included like Breaking Bad, Bojack, Fight Club, The Joker etc

[tommygotwrittenoff]

i need eddie to get another guy friend in season 8, and buck loses his shit about it (again), so he breaks up with t because he's convinced that the weird feeling he gets when he sees them together is because he is Really attracted to the new guy.

[spinchs-field]

you think it’d be weird if i did start believing in god again? because the thought feels comforting. it’s nice believing there’s someone who loves me no matter what. yknow.

[mildcicada]

[stolememory]

I've got Mora of every color what flavor y'all want?

[samwisefamgee]

The funny thing about constantly telling yourself that things could be worse is that sometimes. They are :)

[amazinglyegg]

I love your username! I do not know if it is a reference to something but it is good!! Seems wholesome

Thank you!! It isn't a reference to anything but it does have a sort of wholesome meaning behind it so I'm gonna use this as an excuse to ramble about it :)

When I made my ao3 in 2016 (I was about 11 or 12?) I named myself "amazinglyhorribleegg" (formerly "amazinglyhorribleeggppant", but I changed it once I realized I misspelled "eggplant"). The "egg(plant)" part was to be wacky and random, and the "amazinglyhorrible" part was a bit of self deprecation.

Since then I've switched out all my negative self talk with (sarcastic) positive self talk, and holy shit it WORKS so damn well. I get better grades on tests because I don't spend the entire time doubting myself. I make friends easier because people don't feel bad listening to me "joke" about how much I hate myself. My public speaking skills have gotten way better because the audience can't tell my confidence is fake. I feel way more comfortable sharing my art and writing and I can accept both compliments and criticism without tearing myself down immediately. It's like a goddamn hack for everything in my life.

So when I got to make my tumblr username and I didn't know whether I'd be able to change it or not, I decided to play it safe and use my ao3 name - sans the self deprecation - because HEY, I'm NOT horrible, actually. My 12 year old self was wrong about that one.

... and to everyone else it just looks like I'm really into eggs I guess.