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activretreatsblog · 1 year ago
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Wellness Retreats in Italy in 2023 and 2024 - What Could Be Better?
Looking for a wellness retreat? Consider traveling to a retreat away from home, like say Italy. Italy is known for its rich history and its breathtaking landscapes, from the calming lakes of Como and Garda to the picturesque countryside of Tuscany. Being surrounded by such beauty can promote relaxation and rejuvenation, allowing you to connect with nature during your wellness retreat. Enjoy your travels and for more retreats, call us at 408-361-8006.
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likehoneyorblood · 1 month ago
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Funhouse Woman
Women are soft.
Women are warm.
Women are feather and pearls and hot soup.
I am broken glass.
A chipped china doll.
A piano tuned in the wrong key.
There is no softness in these ridges and edges and cracks.
I feel as though I don’t belong among other women,
Other women who are soft and warm and gentle.
There are cracks in my souls that will cut you if you get too close,
Stains on my heart that will blacken you too if you’re not careful.
I am not fit to be a woman.
I’m a smashed piece of pottery trying to pretend I haven’t been put back together wrong.
There is no need for a chipped doll already used and worn out.
No use for someone so wrong and other.
I am not fit to be called a woman.
I am too sharp, too crass, too stained.
This veil on my head might as well be charred to better represent the state of my purity.
My body is simply an ill fitting prison,
Creaking, breaking, and falling apart.
I was desirable as a girl.
I was broken as a girl.
And now I live as an off kilter vision of femininity,
Disorders and trauma twisting me into something you shouldn’t let your kids around.
Let them look up to someone tender, warm, and soft.
Someone who won’t cut their fingers when they touch.
I’ve lost the only ones I belong with, and now I belong nowhere.
There’s nowhere for a broken Barbie but the back of the closet.
I’ll watch through the keyhole,
Soaking up the warmth from the women passing by the door,
Knowing I can never understand the source of their light,
Knowing I’ll always be on the outside.
I don’t belong at tea parties.
I don’t belong in a sisterhood.
I’ll watch outside the window,
Miss the nuances,
Breaking apart piece by piece.
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zenlesszonezero · 14 days ago
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
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eatclean-bewhole · 1 year ago
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nita-sharma · 5 months ago
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The Benefits of Yoga Retreats for Hormonal Imbalance in Women
Hormonal imbalances can significantly impact women's health, leading to issues such as mood swings, fatigue, weight gain, and irregular menstrual cycles. Addressing these imbalances through natural and holistic methods is becoming increasingly popular, and one effective approach is attending a yoga retreat. A hormonal balance yoga retreat offers a serene environment where women can focus on restoring their body's equilibrium through specialized yoga practices and holistic therapies.
At a wellness retreat in India, such as Fazlani Nature’s Nest, women can immerse themselves in a tranquil setting that promotes healing and relaxation. These retreats often incorporate various yoga styles, meditation sessions, and pranayama (breathing exercises) designed to support hormonal health. The gentle yet effective yoga practices help in reducing stress, which is a significant contributor to hormonal imbalances.
Moreover, the wellness holiday packages at Fazlani Nature’s Nest include access to an Ayurvedic wellness centre, where women can benefit from personalized Ayurvedic treatments. These treatments are tailored to balance the doshas (body energies) and support the body's natural healing processes. Ayurveda, combined with yoga, provides a comprehensive approach to managing hormonal imbalances, offering both physical and mental rejuvenation.
Staying at a holistic stay resort like Fazlani Nature’s Nest allows women to disconnect from their daily routines and focus on self-care. The serene surroundings, organic meals, and holistic therapies work synergistically to enhance overall well-being. Participants often report feeling more balanced, energized, and equipped with the tools to maintain hormonal health long after the retreat ends.
Embarking on a hormonal balance yoga retreat is more than just a getaway; it’s an investment in long-term health and wellness. By choosing a wellness retreat in India that offers comprehensive wellness holiday packages, women can experience profound benefits that extend beyond the retreat, promoting lasting hormonal balance and overall vitality.
Further, Also read: How Retreats Benefit Women’s Hormonal Health
Fazlani Nature’s Nest provides an ideal destination for those seeking a transformative journey towards hormonal health and holistic well-being.
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nourish231 · 9 months ago
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Nourish Move Love: Discover Tranquility with Yoga & Meditation Classes in Bali
Are you seeking a serene and transformative experience that combines wellness, self-care, and the beauty of Bali? Look no further than Nourish Move Love. Nestled amidst the lush landscapes and tranquil surroundings of Bali, Nourish Move Love offers an exceptional range of yoga and meditation classes that will nourish your mind, body, and soul, leaving you feeling rejuvenated and centered.
Bali is renowned for its breathtaking natural beauty, vibrant culture, and spiritual traditions. It has become a sought-after destination for those seeking a transformative journey and a deeper connection with themselves. At Nourish Move Love, we have curated a selection of yoga and meditation classes that harness the essence of Bali, allowing you to immerse yourself fully in this magical experience.
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Yoga is a powerful practice that combines movement, breath, and mindfulness to promote physical strength, flexibility, and inner peace. Whether you are a seasoned yogi or a beginner, our experienced instructors will guide you through classes suitable for all levels, helping you deepen your practice and explore new dimensions of self-awareness. From gentle Hatha yoga to dynamic Vinyasa flows, our classes cater to diverse preferences and provide a supportive environment for personal growth. Please like and follow us on Facebook for additional updates.
Meditation is a transformative tool for cultivating mindfulness, reducing stress, and finding inner calm. Our meditation classes offer a sanctuary for you to quiet your mind, let go of distractions, and tap into a deeper sense of presence and clarity. Guided by experienced meditation teachers, you will learn various techniques to cultivate mindfulness, visualization, and relaxation, allowing you to find inner peace and balance amidst the beauty of Bali. Check out our blog page for additional motivation.
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Nourish Move Love believes in holistic wellness, and our classes extend beyond the mat. We create an atmosphere where you can fully immerse yourself in self-care and nourishment. In addition to yoga and meditation, we offer workshops, wellness retreats, and opportunities to explore Bali's natural wonders through guided hikes and cultural excursions. You'll have the chance to nourish your body with delicious, healthy cuisine and connect with like-minded individuals on a journey of self-discovery and growth. To receive future updates, please follow us on LinkedIn.
Bali's natural beauty serves as the perfect backdrop for your yoga and meditation practice. Picture yourself practicing sun salutations as the morning rays dance over the rice terraces, or finding stillness in meditation while surrounded by the sounds of nature. At Nourish Move Love, we curate experiences that allow you to connect with Bali's spiritual energy, deepen your practice, and discover tranquility in every breath.
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So, if you're ready to embark on a transformative journey of self-discovery and wellness, join us at Nourish Move Love in Bali. Allow the magic of this island paradise to nourish your body, move your spirit, and fill your heart with love. Embrace the serenity and transformative power of yoga and meditation in Bali, and let Nourish Move Love guide you on a journey towards greater well-being and inner peace. For more details, please visit our website.
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4sretreats · 11 months ago
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Florida Bliss: Inner Transformation at Spiritual Retreats in Florida
Dive into serenity with our spiritual retreats in Florida. Experience transformative practices amidst the state's natural beauty, fostering inner peace and personal growth. Join us on a transformative journey of self-discovery and renewal at our serene spiritual retreats in Florida.
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zenlesszonezero · 14 days ago
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
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obsessivevoidkitten · 4 months ago
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The Invasion
Cat Man Alien Yandere x Gender Neutral Reader
CW: Painful noncon, reader gets smacked, biting, collaring, owner/pet, pet reader, reader tied up, reader is an idiot, alien invasion, shapeshifting, general yandere behavior
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(Popped into my head, finished at 2-3am this morning, hope you all like it. Please leave comments and consider tipping to support the senior's bake sale, I love you all <3)
Twiggy was a rescue. He had been brought into the animal shelter you worked at and was pretty injured. Once he was nursed back to health, you immediately adopted him.
He was a bit standoffish, even by cat standards, but he slowly seemed to tolerate you. Then, almost actually like you. It's like he would enjoy affection and then catch himself and hiss before running off.
Even though you made sure never to let him outside, he always seemed to get out anyway, mostly in the dead of night. 
In an effort to discover just how he was escaping, you set up cameras. But they always ended up knocked down or broken before catching anything. Then you put a cat cam on him, but every night, he would fling it off after you went to sleep.
You had enough. It was getting creepy. You decided you would follow him. He never tried to leave while you were awake, though, so you had to pretend to sleep. 
The sound of the door could very faintly be heard closing, so you got up silently and slunk into the living room.
Astonished, you looked at the door. It had been unlocked, and Twiggy was missing. He had somehow figured out how to open doors. It wasn't entirely unheard of for a cat to manage a door handle, but the lock?
You quietly left the building and saw Twiggy moving with purpose down the road.
After a while, you thought yourself stupid. He was just going to do random cat stuff. Why were you following him? He probably just smelled something that gripped his attention.
But as he kept going through various alleys and back roads, a few other cats joined him without any reaction from him. They proceeded in orderly and determined fashion right into the old abandoned factory. 
You followed and had to hold back a gasp at what you saw. Down in the basement level was Twiggy standing on a pile of scrap with dozens of other cats gathering below him.
It was some sort of cat cult. 
But if you thought that was shocking, you hadn't seen anything yet. Suddenly, Twiggy effortlessly shifted into a nude man with curly brown hair, a tail, and cat ears on his head.
After he transformed, all the others did the same. The room was filled with naked men and women with tails and cat ears. This was getting too weird. The best course of action now was to make a silent retreat.
As you began to back away, Twiggy pointed in your direction and stated something you were too far to really hear.
In a flash, the cat people were upon you, dragging you over to Twiggy and forcing you to kneel before him before they tied you up and gagged you so you couldn't speak. 
He addressed the others without sparing a glance at you. 
"I infiltrated this human's place of employment and then their home." 
He stroked your hair in a manner similar to the way you would pet him in his cat form. 
"I have learned that we can use their workplace as a front and get adopted as their pets. We will use this method to infiltrate every home before taking over and turning humans into OUR pets!"
Twiggy turned to an androgynous looking cat person.
"River, I need you to take the form of this human and work at the shelter as we discussed at the last meeting. Come over tomorrow to my human's house, and I'll give you the schedule."
River nodded in affirmation.
After that, the meeting came to an end, and Twiggy dismissed the others. He pulled the gag off of you and allowed you to speak.
"Twiggy, w-what's go-"
The cat man smacked you harshly. It left an echo resounding through the large empty room. 
"That's a gross pet name. My real name is Declan."
You whimpered and then flinched when he pet the spot he had smacked gingerly. 
"Sorry, I shouldn't have hurt you, you didn't know… You probably have lots of questions."
Of course, you had questions. And Twig- Declan… answered every one of them patiently. 
He explained that the cat people were aliens who just happened to have a form that looked like a common earth house pet. They could also look like any human they wanted, though they had to hide their feline features. He was the leader. And now that you were aware of everything, you got to be the first pet. His personal one. He promised to treat you well.
After the Q&A, he put on some clothes he had and took you back to what was no longer your house. He put your gag back in so you couldn't scream on the way.
True to his word, he treated you like a precious pampered pet, since you had helped heal him and took such good care of him. He even gave you a jeweled collar for you to wear as proof he owned and cared for you.
Though he had started to care about you in ways that he probably shouldn't have.
But after a while, he couldn't help it anymore. One night when your head was laying on his lap while the two of you watched a show he liked, something he forced you to do as he stroked your arm and side, his cock stirred under your head, and he had to give in.
He stripped you of all your clothes; you struggled and protested, but his strong, lean body easily overpowered your own.
He pulled off your collar and bit your neck hard to get you to submit as he mounted you, before shoving his cock in you deeply all at once with no preparation. 
The cat man fucked into you ferally, going off pure instinct, pushing your head into the couch cushion so no one could hear your screams.
You were sure you were going to die, that you were going to be split apart by his girthy cock, that the last things you would hear were your muffled screams, the sound of his nuts slamming into you, and his animalistic growls.
Declan's cock pistoned in and out roughly as tears streamed down your face. You felt a sense of shame as he forced you to orgasm despite the cruelty of the way he was violating you.
It wasn't enough that he took your house, job, and way of life and eventually would take your planet, but now he was claiming your insides with his throbbing cock as well.
He came in you roughly and finally seemed to gradually come back to his senses. He licked away your tears and the blood and cum that were mingled and leaking from your hole.
"I'm so sorry, I just couldn't help myself! I'll be more gentle and use lube next time, okay?"
The cat man comforted you as best he could, bathing you as you sobbed. He sincerely regretted hurting you, but he couldn't deny his instincts and really needed some release. Going forward, he decided you would be his mate as well as his pet, so he didn't go wild with pent-up emotions again. 
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yogaelementsretreats · 2 years ago
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cryobabiess · 21 days ago
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Can you write a fic where the reader came to the palace as a new and untouched slave and is really beautiful (also her body). And like Caracalla and Geta want her but she is sassy and refuses but the second they touch she is really shy and acts innocent because she is a virgin but they didn‘t know?
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Inter Duos Deos
pairing: Geta x Reader x Caracalla Tags: Light nsfw, implied threesome, dubcon
AN: Reader is named after the gorgeous Sherouk Farid 👀 Enjoy!
It is a miracle by your god that you've kept your virtue intact considering your unfortunate circumstances. The Roman army was civil enough to transport the female prisoners of war on a separate ship from the men. You quickly understood this not as an act of mercy, but of preservation.
A general dressed in leather regalia had grabbed you by the flesh of your arm, separating you from the other women being rounded up like cattle. He inspected you with an intrusive eye, hardened gaze lingering on the linen tunic falling off your shoulders. He forced your jaw open and ran his finger along your gums and the flesh of your cheek.
"This one appears to be in good health. No signs of disease, and quite the sight. Bring her to Palatine. They should find good use for her there. Atilius will deliver her."
They brought you to your conqueror's palace, where you were cleaned and perfumed with incense and oils. The servant girls offered wisdom as they plated your long hair into ornate braids. In hushed whispers, they warned against looking the Twin emperors in the eyes and urged you to keep your head down; do not show fear, for they will revel in it. Back home, amongst the grain fields where you laboured, there was talk of the two holy sons of Rome and their lust for blood and war; it was only a matter of time before they exercised their divine right and sent their men to the shores of your humble village.
As you stood before the great god emperors Caracalla and Geta, with hair and robes spun from gold, you thought they looked more human than what the rumors described.
"My lords, It is my greatest honor to present the spoils of yet another successful campaign!" An older man with thick black kohl lining his eyes pushes you towards the center of the throne room, gold bracelets chiming with his enthusiastic movements.
You discreetly glance at the twin emperors through your eye lashes only to see the elated grin of Caracalla, who eyes you like a starved animal. His aquamarine irises travel the length of your body, lingering on the round of your hips. The servants dressed you in nearly transparent chiffons and delicate gold jewelry, as per Caracalla's request.
"Such beauty you've brought us, Atilius! And to think you found it amongst savages." He jovially exclaims, leaning back against his seat.
"From where does she hail?" The taller brother, Geta, stands from his gilded throne and descends down marble steps. His dark gaze, though equally as ravenous, is more calculated than his brother's.
"From a small conquered village south of Aegypti. And salvaged from a grain field, none the less! Like a jewel plucked from dirt."
"Does she have a name?" Geta inquires.
"Is she pure?" Caracalla interjects.
You speak before your handler speaks for you.
"I am named Sherouk." You declare the name your father gifted you with pride and meet Geta's domineering gaze. He startles at your confrontation, his once pleased grin straightening to a hardened line. Atilius raises his palm to strike you, but Geta catches his hand before it makes contact with your cheek.
"Leave us, Atilius." He commands, unbothered by your words. Your handler looks at you with unease before dutifully retreating from the throne room.
"How bold! She will make for interesting nights. I want to be the first to taste her, brother." Caracalla laughs, sufficiently entertained by your futile resistance.
"I should sooner die by the blade on your hip." In the mere seconds it took to say the words, outrage erupted in the throne room. Caracalla stood from his seat in an instant, fingers hovering over the dagger sheathed at his belt as he strides across the marble floor. Geta holds the space between you and the spurned emperor, his palm colliding with Caracalla's chest.
"Peace, Caracalla, peace."
"Why do you permit her to insult us?! Allow me to grant her dying wish!"
Fear strikes you then. You hold your head high, close your eyes, and prepare to feel the cut of a blade, but it never comes. Instead, you feel the feather-light touch of a pair of hands ghosting over your shoulders, cold metal rings brushing down your exposed breasts and the supple curve of your womb. You gasp at the foreign sensation, your body tightening and your sex awakening. You open your eyes to see Geta's arrogant expression. His fingers dip lower, pushing past the thin layers of your dress to glide through the folds of your cunt. Caracalla's rage is replaced with curiosity as he watches his brother raise a single digit to his mouth to taste your essence. A shaking breath escapes you along with your feigned bravery. Desire takes hold.
"Ah, I understand now." Geta exchanges a knowing glance with his brother. Your facade of strength has been compromised.
Intrigued by your obvious arousal, Caracalla positions himself behind you to take greedy handfuls of your tits, his thumbs plucking at your hardened rose-bud nipples.
"Is it true, brother? That a bitch that guards riches barks the loudest." Caracalla rests his chin on your shoulder as he kneads your tender flesh in his hands. You can hear the smile in his voice.
Geta takes your face between his palms, caressing your flushed cheeks.
"Sweet Sherouk," His low voice is as saccharine as molasses, but false. "what riches do you guard?"
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activretreatsblog · 1 year ago
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zenlesszonezero · 14 days ago
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.
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magicaldestinyharmony · 4 months ago
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When The Stars Align
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regressed!duke x wife!female!reader oneshot (? it could be more idk)
Duke Ercan Revaz only ever loved one woman but she no longer exists. And it’s his fault. Well, if he wasn’t the only reason then he surely was a reason. He still remembers the first day he saw you. Standing under the moonlight in a garden looking like a goddess straight out of the founding myths of the empire. He stood, not far behind you, watching. Staring. You stood there in an elegant red dress with a champagne flute in your hand leaving the chaos and noise of the ball behind you. A sad sigh escapes your lips and, for some reason, he longed to hear your voice. At the thought, he freezes. He doesn’t understand the feelings flowing through him. He’s new to this sort of thing. Having spent countless years from one battlefield to another, he has zero experience with women. Another sigh from your alluring lips brings him out of his thoughts. He wonders, What is causing you to sigh so much? He then realizes that you were the woman who just publicly dumped her fiance. Your ex-fiance was a complete bastard. He was expecting orders to eradicate this nuisance to high society but you beat him to it and did a great job of ensuring he would never show his face again. He sees a woman approaching you which he recognizes as Countess Labelle. Countess Labelle calls you and you turn to face her. She must be your mother. he thinks. You leave with the countess. As he stares at your retreating back he feels that he must have you and he will make sure that once he does, you won’t be able to leave him.
Ercan now realizes that he went about making you his wife all wrong. Instead of trying to woo you, he did something that he still regrets. Using his power as a duke, he indirectly places your father in debt and demands that if he gets you as a bride, he will pay the debt off himself. Your father, bless his heart, tried to find other means to pay back the money but you stopped him and accepted the marriage. At the start of your marriage, things were fine. He never embraced you and always kept a distance, thinking that you might not have favourable feelings towards him. Still, you had a nice marriage. Things went downhill when he got sent to battle. You discovered papers with orders to place your father in debt in his study. Without him there to at least try to salvage the situation, your thoughts went wild. He came back to the report that you had tried to escape. He was frantic. Why would you try to leave him? He might indeed have placed you in debt, but he paid them off and also made sure that your family was well off. He found you bound to bed rest by the family doctor. You looked terrible. Pale and bags under your eyes. He got into an argument with you which ended with him confining you to your room. You resisted and your health took a hit. The day you died, Ercan regrets that the last thing he told you was a “Good night” and not “I love you” or anything similar. He woke to the balcony doors being opened. His blood ran cold. He ran outside only to see your disappearing smile over the railings. Ercan went mad. He lost you. He lost you. After the funeral was over, Ercan wished that he wouldn’t wake up again. He would rather die than face a world without you in it. He was surprised to wake up and find out that his wish had come true. Well, kind of. Ercan clenches his fist while he stares out the window of what used to be your shared bedroom. What will become your shared bedroom. I promise, this time I’ll never make the same mistakes again. I'll show you just how much you mean to me. This time, you won’t die in vain.
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eatclean-bewhole · 1 year ago
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pixelshiftexe · 1 year ago
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In a modern universe, Cersei Lannister would get sent to one of those fancy private rehabs/psych hospitals (she doesn't want to go but Jaime booked her in after her latest breakdown and convinces her that actually it's super trendy these days for rich white women to go on "mental health retreats") and immediately tries to convince her psych team that she's totally fine and actually doesn't need to be here only to promptly be diagnosed with Bipolar and put on an ungodly amount of Seroquel.
Every single meeting she's forced to attend, she sits in her chair huffing up a storm while everyone else speaks, and when it's her turn goes on a fifteen minute rant alternating between insisting that everything wrong with her isn't actually her fault, insulting everyone else at the meeting because can't BELIEVE people actually fall for this psychobabble therapy nonsense, and sobbing uncontrollably over how her life has turned out.
After she's done she goes back to ignoring everyone.
Would absolutely look down on the people in there for narcotic addictions despite the fact that she's spent roughly the equivalent of the GDP of a small country on cocaine over the years.
Also freely admits to her therapist to having had an incestuous relationship with Jaime during childhood and adolescence but insists it doesn't matter anymore because they "grew out of it" after Jaime went to military school and she realised it would've been social suicide for her modelling career if anyone got photos of them together while she was dating various other celebrity guys, and remains completely oblivious to the ongoing emotional incest and codependency that's running through her entire family.
She emphatically insists that the only problem with Tywin's parenting was that he didn't send Tyrion away at birth and that he got Jaime a spot at Harvard Business School even though he didn't actually WANT to go and SHE did.
If this sounds like I'm bashing her, I promise I'm not. These are simply things I know to be true.
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nourish231 · 9 months ago
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At the end of your meditation retreat near me, you'll leave feeling refreshed, centered, and equipped with valuable tools to integrate mindfulness into your everyday life. Join us on this transformative adventure as you embark on a journey towards greater clarity, presence, and inner peace. Visit https://www.nourishmovelovebali.com/yoga-meditation for more details.
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hadesoftheladies · 1 year ago
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female separatism isn’t about preference or “hating men.” i wish people would understand that separatism is vital to our health as women right now. one of the biggest things patriarchy has taken from us is MOBILITY and HEALTH. can you imagine a world where you wouldn’t be harassed for wanting to be tended to by only women? where female doctors and nurses that knew and prioritized female biology tended to you? streets where you could stroll and not feel a sliver of self-consciousness. where walking didn’t have to be a performance or a race from a man whistling at you?
i used to love going down to the river running at the bottom of the hill where my grandmother’s house sat. now I start to see more and more farm boys and farm men bathing in the spots I loved to rest in. I can’t be free even out there in the country. I have to be chaperoned. go in twos and threes. I can’t WANDER. i can’t run into the wild or bathe in the river. I can’t bask shirtless in the sun.
do women know how physically constrained we are? in corsets and brad and tight dresses because we must always prioritize aesthetics over happiness. we conflate approval and relief for joy. it drives me mad when I see the freedom men have. how wide their strides. how they can break out in a wrestle. how they aren’t taught to deform their bodies. how they are encouraged to nurture their physical power.
I wanted to go to the gymn by my neighbourhood, and my dad got annoyed with me. because it wasn’t safe. the only other segregated gymn in my whole city is miles away and unaffordable.
I taste separatism every time i sleepover at one of my sisters or we go on a retreat together. we can say anything. we relax. we bond and listen to each other. in all our different personalities.
but when there’s men in the conversation, everything becomes tedious. the banter becomes low hanging fruit. the conversation becomes competitive and thoughtless. it’s all about saying the most ludicrous thing for attention. it drags into politics of the worst kind.
and it poisons relationships. my sisters get a little meaner about other women. it’s so subtle and quick you wouldn’t notice it.
I long to be able to reach for women in history and not hunt for their names. not wade through the stories of their husbands or fathers before getting to them. I long for a world where female artists didn’t have to prostitute themselves for the male gaze, didn’t have to cripple their work by being nice to men.
even now in the modern age where information is more accessible than ever, you have to cut through so much noise to get to the voices of women. you have to cut through sob stories for killers and rapists before you get to the victims. you have to wade through male greats to get to their female predecessors.
if men aren’t talking over women, women are quieting themselves or too busy clamoring for another man’s attention, because his approval is power.
I want to show up to work without being condescended by a man who feels threatened by me. I am tired of censoring myself for male comfort.
who would I be, what could I do, if my movement, my body, my self-determination was not constantly suppressed. how many thoughts have I not allowed myself to think because the cost of speaking was too inconvenient?
cutting off male friends that violated my boundaries has already improved my quality of life, what would happen if I could be free of all of them?
I’d be healthier. happier. I’d be so much happier.
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