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This is the butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared
#woke up today and chose violence#oh my gods she's wearing pants and the color blue#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#bells hells#bell's hells#imogen temult#this is the butchest [redacted] stans can handle before they start getting scared#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr cr3#if you act like a clown in the notes#i will stomp you with my hooves
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Neil Gaiman is not the worst writer in general but he really cannot write female characters for shit. I know no one who watches his show gives a flying fuck about women but damn if it doesn't make me roll my eyes every fucking time.
#anti neil gaiman#woke up today and chose violence#the sandman#i know this entire website is basically a gaiman circlejerk but idc. that calliope episode was awful
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zhongchi - the ship that’s ruining my life
disclaimers:
ship what u want. i cannot stop you. i do not care. be free.
this post is an OPINION and you DO NOT HAVE TO AGREE. if reading about why i dislike zhongchi is going to upset you, maybe give this a pass
i do not dislike childe OR zhongli. i just think their ship is silly.
if you are a zhongchi shipper and you choose to read this anyway, this is not written as a personal attack. i said "zhongchi 😒" one too many times and a non-genshin friend said "why do you hate that ship so much" and then i wrote a manifesto
ive never been involved in real fandom drama and idk how it goes but i would like to remain ignorant and free, pls do not attack me over this i am small and nervous and do not mean any harm
part 0: the ship
"who are they and why does this ship exist?" you might ask, if you've never played genshin. on the surface, this is a simple question with a simple answer. the two characters for this ship are in the same place at the same time and their stories overlap heavily. childe is the big bad of zhongli's story arc. (not that zhongli fights him; you, the player character, fights childe.) so they potentially have enemies to lovers, and they are actually friends before some truths come to light and it's revealed they're on "different sides". childe also pays for things for both you (the player character) and zhongli, which people read as caring. [1]
childe/zhongli is the most popular genshin ship on ao3. there are currently 132,000 works on ao3 for genshin impact and 12,735 of those have the ship tag childe/zhongli. that's only 10% of the all existing works, but the second largest ship tag has only 6,600 works, which is half as many.
relevant as an influencing factor is another popular ship early on in genshin's inception. that other ship was the first two hot male characters to have tension and an overlapping storyline, but they turn out to be "related" and a large part of the fandom collectively dropped them like a hot potato. but these fans were already in the fandom, already playing genshin, and they needed someone to ship. so they collectively jumped over to the SECOND set of two hot male characters with perceived tension and an overlapping storyline, i.e. zhongli and childe. the story containing zhongli and childe is 1) permanent canon content and 2) presented relatively early to the player, so zhongchi as a ship is more accessible than other popular ships that don't show up for 50+ hours [2] of gameplay.
furthermore, neither childe or zhongli have many meaningful interactions with other characters, and both characters were very popular upon launch. their initial popularity caused an epidemic, and a subsequent over-saturation of the ship on ao3. [3]
part 1: the characters
zhongli is a retired ex-god who faked his own death so he could have a break and go play at being human in the most mundane way possible. he's spiritually and emotionally an old man. he watches operas and drinks tea, has very expensive taste but no money, and works the front desk at a funeral parlor. he's thousands of years old and not entirely human (more on that later). [4]
childe is in his 20s and an affable general in the evil army. at 14 childe fell through a hole into genshin hell and lived there for a few months and emerged Changed. he can also turn into a demon now, just as a fun side note. upon getting him back, his parents found him to be a very scary menace and they quickly enrolled him in the military. he is the youngest ever person to be made general in the evil army, but this is less due to him being driven by ambition and more being a violent gremlin who couldn't be controlled and who beat up everyone in his path.
in his spare time, childe gets into unwinnable fights and pushes himself to the limit just so he can feel something. he's utilitarian, having grown up poor, and when you ask about his least favorite food he tells you that being picky about food is a bad thing and you should cut that out. he "has money" but it's not his money, it's his government's money. the budget for his evil task is very, very high, and he uses it for mission things though he tends to be pretty loose about what that includes. his mission budget shouldn't matter, but will unfortunately come up later.
childe is diametrically opposed to zhongli and zhongli's city; or he WOULD be but childe is too friendly and zhongli secretly has a deal with childe's boss, paying them to do the evil thing so he can retire in peace. this is a slight betrayal to childe but when it comes to light he isnt upset at zhongli, he's upset at his coworker for being the literal worst. childe is still seen around fantasy china after he tries to destroy it with a meteor[5], and only the townspeople seem to have any hard feelings. zhongli and childe are not canonically depicted as having any hard feelings.
part 2: "making it work"
past the superficial reasons listed in part 0, zhongchi makes no sense to me as a pairing. zhongli is a boring old man and childe barely seems to consider people anything more than NPCs unless they end up having fighting prowess, in which case he tries to fight them and then (if they don't die) considers them friends.
childe is dynamic, always striving to be better, stronger, faster[6]; childe is an adrenaline addict. zhongli is static and intends to stay that way.
the characters have undergone some personality changes to make them fit together better.
zhongli is part dragon(?) so people give him an obsession for pretty things and a massive possessive streak. since he's "broke", childe becomes a sugar daddy type in many works. zhongli is also almost exclusively on top in sexual situations, because duh, old, powerful dragon. [7]
childe couldn't possibly be in a position of power when he's with a older, more powerful male, so he becomes very submissive and swoon-y and teenage girl. the betrayal hurt him *ever* so deeply and he may never emotionally recover. he canonically has a family whom he loves, so people come down on that hard and say he's a real family man and he wants to have a family of his own and obviously he wants to settle down with zhongli and have zhongli's babies.
:|
part 3: losing sight of canon
the further this ship goes, the further we stray from god. [8]
childe is now super rich and loves paying for other people's things, especially zhongli's (forgetting that the money he has was in fact part of his mission budget). the tag "battlesexual childe" is a sortable tag on ao3, but the zhongchi part of genshin has all but forgotten childe likes to fight. zhongli is now possessive to a borderline abusive degree, and childe likes being tied down (metaphorically) to his dragon husband (did i mention they're frequently and casually married? this is the erasermic[9] of genshin).
another side effect of being auto-married by the fandom is that it pushes the domesticity angle of zhongchi. you know, zhongli, an ex GOD OF WAR who COMMITTED GENOCIDE and a childe, a dude so obsessed with fighting that his own family couldnt handle him and shipped him off to the military at 14. them. domestic. what drugs are you on [10]
part 4: dragons
hey. why did so many people have to latch onto the dragon thing? on a personal note, i do not understand the appeal but have no room to judge. on a cultural note, zhongchi is DOING IT WRONG.
in canon, zhongli's "dragon form" is based off of chinese dragons[11]. which makes sense, since the place he's from, liyue, is modeled after china. genshin impact is created by mihoyo, a chinese company.
what im saying is a chinese company writing a chinese game with a character from fantasy china would NOT make this character a western dragon.
western dragons breathe fire, are very aggressive, collect hoards of gold, and are often depicted as greedy and possessive. eastern dragons not only look different, they're associated with water (rain) rather than fire, they're cultural symbols of prosperity and good luck, and they FOSTER HARMONY. i have exclusively seen zhongli's "dragon personality traits" modeled after western dragons, not eastern ones. like. yeah. i get it. the dragons the english half of the fandom is familiar with are western dragons. maybe they don't even know how eastern, and specifically chinese dragons, are different. but that doesnt make them any less INCORRECT.
and hey! seeing dragon eggpreg content makes me want to die[12]. there’s so much. i wish there was less much. this also further encourages the feminization of childe which is :\ must we keep returning the gender norms to fictional romantic relationships
part 5: the ripple effect
the zhongchi version of childe has escaped containment[13]. im unhappy about it. i always know it when i see it because childe is an insatiable uwu bottom who would rather have sex than have a street fight.
because this ship is so hellaciously popular, other childe ships are relatively rare[14]. anywhere you go, if someone is a fan of zhongli or childe, they probably also ship it. i never want to see another piece of zhongchi fanart again and yet, i soldier on. this is my curse. this is my burden. for childe, i must persevere.
in conclusion,
i dont have a conclusion actually i just hate zhongchi, thanks for coming to my ted talk
[1] those people are incorrect.
[2] i didnt look up this number even a little bit, but i feel in my heart that it is accurate.
[3] "only 10%? and you're calling it an epidemic?" yes. yes i am. "don't you think thats a little harsh?" you haven't seen what ive seen. you haven't suffered what ive suffered.
[4] sorry i know the childe section is like four times as long but i just don’t about zhongli like i do childe.
[5] yes i know it wasnt a meteor but this was written to be read fandom blind and ff7 altered my brain chemistry.
[6] Daft Punk, "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger", 2001
[7] there are, of course, bottom!zhongli works. the name for this ship is "chili" (dont get me started on the top/bottom dynamic wars within the same pairing, we'll be here all day and i will scream until i pass out). it's more difficult to use ao3 numbers to prove my point here, as i find the tagging of top/bottom dynamics on ao3 to be inconsistent. instead, i will use statistics on zerochan.net. at the time of writing, zerochan has 1,765 images tagged with "zhongchi" and 228 images tagged with "chili". (so, ~90% of the childe/zhongli ship on zerochan is marked as zhongchi, i.e. top!zhongli and bottom!childe.) should i be using only a single data point to definitively say that zhongchi is exponentially more popular than chili? no, i should not; that's what we call bad science. but it illustrates the skew in the dynamics and the clear fandom preference, and this is a rant post not a scientific study.
[8] to some degree, inaccurate fanonizations involving popular characters in a large fandom is inevitable. i understand this. i do not accept this.
[9] erasermic (aizawa shouta/yamada hizashi) is a popular fandom auto-married ship from boku no hero academia. im not a fan of erasermic either but at least it's existence hasn't left a permanent stain on the characterizations of either character.
[10] ok so maybe zhongli could do the domesticity thing given that he's working that mundane human angle, though it would take some effort and learning and guidance. but childe? a house husband? lol. lmao.
[11] to be specific, he's half-dragon half-qilin but everyone seems to forget the qilin part. this isn't unreasonable, given that my experience is with the english speaking part of the genshin fandom, and qilin isnt really a thing that shows up in english media. one time i was watching a cdrama with a friend and the subtitles said "he has a dragon tattoo!" and she started YELLING and we had to pause the show because it wasnt a gd dragon it was a QILIN and they are VERY DIFFERENT THINGs, and then i got a whole rant about how even a unicorn would be a closer translation than dragon and i had to look up qilin's on wiki to follow along with the rant. and thats how i know what a qilin is.
[12] i have a visceral cringe reaction to dragons now, thanks zhongchi. from my favorite beanie baby being scorch to this, how far i have fallen
[13] im sure the same is true for this fanon version of zhongli but i havent bothered to verify.
[14] @ chilumi shippers: ur cool, i like u, i also like ur art it's cute <3 but your fanfiction is not for me u_u
#writing#fandom analysis#as written by a childe main#genshin impact#mentions of sex#rant#childe#tartaglia#zhongli#not zhongchi friendly but not zhongli unfriendly#zhongli is fine#chilumi shippers i see u and you're doing great keep it up i just dont read m/f#woke up today and chose violence#i really did think about letting this stay in discord dms forever but i worked too hard on this argument to let it die in obscurity#might delete later we'll see if the fandom gets vicious#hopefully they will not! but i am kind of inviting bad karma by posting this#i think the flanderization of fictional characters within fandom using traits they NEVER POSSESSED is a really fascinating thing#from a sociological perspective#from a fandom perspective pls stop ur hurting me#fandom telephone
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@eddiemonth October 23rd: Mixtape | Nothing Else Matters - Metallica | Earnest
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And as he sits there, all alone, music blasting from the tape - His tape - Eddie lets himself cry. Those words don't belong to the original author anymore, they belong to Him - they are a ghost of a touch, a ray of warmth that tastes like honey and smells like smoke, a promise that fell through the cracks.
Buy me a coffee, if you fancy :>
#eddie month#eddie munson#steddie#eddie munson art#steve harrington#st#woke up today and chose violence
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Person of Interest & Killing Eve parallels (5/?)
(sorry pt. 2)
#woke up today and chose violence#anyway how are yall doing#*#*gifs#*parallels#poi x ke#*ke#*poi#personofinterestedit#poiedit#keedit#killingeveedit#evepolastriedit#rootedit#omgari
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im like if matty healy was a hot girlie and could find fire memes on his own
#matty healy#fight me matty my sense of humour is better and i curate it myself#woke up today and chose violence#the undefined imagined rivarly i have with his man over memes is odd#but i need to allow myself to be parasocial sometimes
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cursed item: loaf of bread but every piece is an end slice.
#woke up today and chose violence#cursed#cursed items#cursed item shop#villain arc#Evil#im so dastardly and malicious#Something to NOT nom on
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#tumblr woke up today and chose violence against me personally#also my personal style evokes the 1930/40s sometimes and that's about it there is nothing victorian in there#if you don't know fashion history that's fine but like... this comment has over a 200 year contradiction with itself#and is even further off given the era I *do* dress from#compliment accepted but lord the psychic damage
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hold onto each other like they are the last thing you have left in the world.
:)
#ying's art#fanart#the greatest estate developer#tged#tged spoilers#lloyd frontera#javier asrahan#llojavi#tw blood#digital#i just think they need a few minutes to hug and process the grief a little.#i tried to full colour this at first but it didn't look right#did i download three separate blood brushes just for this? yes. ^-^#i'm pretty proud of the blood splatters as awful as that sounds#normally i'm not one to do angst but i woke up and chose violence today ehehe
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“you left me no choice but to stay here forever„
#today I woke up#listened to right where you left me#and chose violence#good morning#dead poets society#dps fandom#neil perry#todd anderson#anderperry#dead poets fandom
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Reading too many fics where Charles and Edwin end up in the exact same situation as Orpheus and Eurydice or get stuck in a loop.
Suffer with me 🤡
Why do I do this to myself?
#dead boy detectives#payneland#edwin payne#charles rowland#dbda#they get a happy ending though okay? they should always get a happy ending#web weaving#my pinterest woke up today and chose violence#solving cases with greyskyflowers
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people going "timber is so boring and underdeveloped in canon, I prefer my headcanons", I have to ask? Did y'all buy the book as it was coming out? Did you support it? Because if you didn't, your complaining about what little we have of it and how it's underdeveloped rings hollow to me. We got 10 issues, if the sales had been better maybe we could have gotten more development on them as a couple, maybe it'd address the complaints you have, but if you claim to enjoy them yet made no effort to support it in the way it mattered to the eyes of the dc, you're part of the reason why we have little content of them
#i woke up today and chose violence#sorry to my followers#timber#timbern#tim drake#bernard dowd#batfam#batfamily#dc#dc comics
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“a boy would be the son of france but you marie therese shall be mine” but it’s zianna talking to baby vylad.
garroth and zane will be garte’s boys, but vylad will always be her baby.
so imagine how distraught she must’ve been discovering his body in her garden the morning of his 10th birthday. she just wanted to pick some of his favorite flowers to give him but instead found his body in a pool of blood along the marble path, right next to her bed of marigolds.
her screams have haunted everyone in the ro’meave castle since.
#woke up and chose violence today :)#aphmau#minecraft diaries#mcd#aphblr#zianna ro'meave#vylad ro'meave#rewrite
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"Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love"
― John le Carré
Image without text under the cut. You can see more of my art in bluesky: Artisfaction
#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#today I woke up and chose violence
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#daily traffic doodle#day 121#pearlescentmoon#pearlescentmoon fanart#today I woke up and chose violence
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