#woe etc.

[thebluestockingfirefly]

Don't mind me, just having a minor existential crisis.

[prettyboy-remi]

Almost more ear than dog

[aquarines]

they realized how beautiful he looks crying so they hired someone to make him cry specifically for this photoshoot

[keepthemacramesecret]

thinking abt the degrees of abstraction from the truth in autobiography/memoir fiction with unreliable narrators...

u know??

[13thdoodle]

A Matter of Opinion by @americano-psycho (tw : blood)

"So, Miss ah Folson, can you tell me what happened here?" He seemed put off by her appearance. Jazz didn't blame him. She knew she painted a heinous picture, sitting in the same booth she had her breakfast in, wearing a floral sundress and once pristine white sneakers, both now covered in splattered blood, along with her arms, neck, face, and hair. She knew her huge smile and stark white teeth seemed out of place among the viscera surrounding her, the table, seats, and windows also covered in blood. This was all calculated, of course. If she disarmed him enough, he may forget to ask for her id and then his memory of exactly what she looked like would be altered as well, with no clean image to compare her face to.

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This is part 1 of 2 for Invisobang 2023!! I got to work on this wonderful fic and it's so good yall should read it~

Calculated Jazz is just /chef kiss/

Part 2 here

This one took me the longest because I kept going back and forth on how to convey Jazz being very calculated and meticulous in her approach that doesn't look just... many blood and edgy scene.. qwq

Idk if I managed to did the scene justice but I hope it does bc maannn this fic is just so goodddd

The background is simple yet so hard at the same time

Shout out to Enn, my beloved partner who helped me figure out the lighting and also my blood brushes supplier uwu

[venomgaia]

Guys that go bump in the night

(minorly inspired by @karniss-bg3 's response to this ask)

[arlathen]

coming down hard on the side of "solas has a normally functioning body and needs to eat to survive" and the reason there's banter that he doesn't eat very much is a combination of:

physical body still getting up and running after Millennia of Uthenera. can't channel as much magic as it used to (this uses a lot of calories) so his body is using less and he's hungry less

classic ND trait of "i got so engrossed in my thing i forgor to eat"

self-flagellatory intentional food restriction. im maybe projecting with this one.

[captain-sunshine-11]

What if whoever Kevin is in a relationship with, doesn't matter who, they learn Irish together?

Kevin in my mind has a slight accent from his early years with his mom, so why not learn the language his mother had tried to teach him? It must've not stuck after years of not using it because in the Nest it was English or Japanese (and french but that was a secret).

Riko certainly would not have let him and Kevin had no one to secretly learn it from.

So once the Riko situation is over and done for and Kevin realizes he finally had more freedom, he picks up a couple of books and his S/O joins in. Or if you see Kevin as aro or aroace, he learns with Andrew or Neil. Just think it would be cool

[sillygoofyqueer]

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[randomnameless]

There's something interesting about certain people being able to laugh (or ignore if they feel it's not funny) some nicknames and memes in a certain fandom, like the JJK fandom was known for its plethora of memes, and even some OP fans come up with weekly new memes to cope about the manga/episodes and it's widely accepted to be in good fun...

But then when you type(d) "Supreme Leader" suddenly wild sealife pops up and asks you to stop being disrespectful to the people who like her character and what not.

Fan-favorite Ace can be donut'd, but you can't shitpost about Supreme Leader's information campaign.

[ratcandy]

World's most legitimate clan leader in the history of forever!!!!!!!!!!

Clamstar is a WC OC being used for the @starsofdestinyrp !! <3 <3

[gaminegay]

Swinging wildly between "i love people I'll always take the chance to meet a new friend <3" and "I'd rather go live in a pond than be disappointed and exhausted by someone"

[pilotduty]

in parx world

[magic-is-something-we-create]

this is your periodic reminder that this blog is run by an aroace transgender man who loves his siblings all across the earth with his whole heart. including every person on earth who has been deemed a non-person by the masses!

[boombox-fuckboy]

Got COVID again, send podcast recs.

[riacte]

Team B.A.T.S. of Ninth Life — (MCC9 Blue Bats in Life Series terms):

It’s the ninth season of the Life series with a rotating cast of 40 players per season. False and Ren loyally ally every single season they’re in and their factions end up being the second faction to be eliminated three seasons in a row so they’re like “okay we’re going to do better for Ninth Life”.

Enter HBomb, winner of two Life series so far (Second and Seventh Life) and beloved leader. He has a meta of blessing his allies and propelling them to great heights. He is also a renowned prophet. H is present in a lot of final showdowns, losing Sixth Life to Fruit’s faction and is crushed by the “rivals to teammates” meta in Eighth Life. H has never really talked to False before, but the power of ✨prophecy✨ befalls upon him and he predicts False will do really well in a final showdown given that she’s on a faction that gives her what she needs.

Fruitberries is a winner of Sixth Life but his performance was not as expected in Seventh Life, leading people to think he’s not that skilled. However, this is the kind of thing that allows the Faction Mechanic at the beginning of the session (controlled by a mysterious being called Scott) to team up two skilled players while keeping it balanced.

Team B.A.T.S form and they get matching jerseys with letters on the back. They undergo a training arc. H famously claims, “It's kinda crazy how 86% of people sleep on their belly, I sleep on my side and the entire Life Series community sleep on Team BATS.” People predict they’ll be the fifth faction eliminated out of ten factions. They invoke the power of the Underdog meta to keep them safe and hidden. They have a brilliant session one and got their comms sorted by then, and while they did well, they weren’t the biggest threats. False and Ren comment this is the longest they’ve lasted before going down to yellow.

In session seven, a freak TNT explosion gets all of them down to red and they claim it’s the worst thing ever and start dooming themselves. But they raise morale and push forward and start killing everyone else instead. They are aided by Grian, who has turned red and his faction is mostly dead. Grian eliminates 3/4 of a major powerful faction. Team BATS continue slaying everyone in sight and in the end they reduce everyone to their red lives and even claim a few permakills. They break a kill record. Fruit rises up to the peak.

Naturally this makes them a big target and everyone comes in for them. Things initially don’t look good at the final showdown— BATS keeps on being knocked down, the public doesn’t want them to win, like 75% of people believe they’ll lose, it’s the year 2020, Hermitcraft fandom is in the trenches, but they miraculously reverse sweep and in the end Fruit gets the final kill. Ren gets a crown and his role playing is irreversibly changed. Fruit is pushed to S Tier status (an even higher rank than your average Life series winner).

This is the first time hermits win so it’s very exciting. The major consequences of this is that 1) H gets invited to Vault Hunters 2) Hermitttwt rallys around this victory (and that of Tenth Life) and becomes “officially recognised” 3) Ren takes this crown and does a royalty roleplay which irreversibly changed a bunch of people and helped to normalise non canon shipping.

Tldr: the BATS significantly impacted fandom landscape as we know now.

H’s prophecy gets fulfilled in Tenth Life when False permakills four people in a row (an ace) at the final showdown :)