#wlw patrochilles

[bisexualandaninsomnia]

More fem achilles because I can’t stop thinking about her

[bvrtysbvtches]

yall are not ready for the person ill become when we get the clarisse and silena/patrochilles parallel on screen

[aimee-maroux]

Hello my lovelies,

here is my Kinktober prompt calendar, created with the help of my beautiful subscribers who voted in the poll and made suggestions!

Virgins: Achilles / Patroklos

Aphrodisiac

Body worship / Breast worship: Demeter / Iasion

Wax Play: Apollon / Bee Maiden

Choking

Safeword / Aftercare

At Work: Hera / Iris

Gender Play

Thigh Sex

In the Wild Outdoors: Artemis / Daphne

Food Kink: Zeus / Ganymedes

Size Difference/Giantess/Tiny People

Exposed / On Display

Telepathy

Spanking

Ritual

Magic

Praise Kink

Masturbation: Anput

Voyeurism: Helios

In Full Armour

Wedding Night: Herakles / Hebe

Glory Hole

Teacher / Student

Pegging

Hot Spouse / Cuckold

Restrained / Entangled

Sex Slave

Hunted

Detachable Head

Monster / Human Sex

This post will be updated throughout Kinktober as I finish stories for each kink. Follow me here or subscribe to catch the updates.

Let's have a great Kinktober, everyone!

[glorismorningstar]

LIONSPEAR IS SO PATROCHILLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cceanvvaves]

-> poll duration 1 week but i'm actually just giving you guys 5 days to decide and vote (may 15th/16th) bc i'm a procrastinator

-> fandom that wins get their treat fandoms that lose get nun 😌

-> if 3 and 5 wins i'll need to put a follow up poll to decide on angst or fluff (or just put it in tags when u rb)

*check out this post to see who i write for

***IM SO BAD AT DRAWING PLEASE DONT ACTUALLY LET THIS WIN 😭

***open to anyone but i've only ever written for kate and nat 👉👈

-> june's gna be a busy month for me starting 10th so gotta start early!

i hope i don't regret this

[acertifiedwitch]

When I’m saying all of my favorite ships are gay or lesbian never ever am I talking about Odysseus and Penelope

Patrochilles really just fits with every ship (gay) imaginable huh

Except Odysseus X Penelope. That fits despite being a het ship

[johaerys-writes]

Can we have some genderbent/wlw patrochilles headcanons or content? Pretty please 🙏 🙏

Sorry it took me so long to get to this!! Here's two gorls chilling at the Achaean camp and gossiping about absolutely everyone 🫶

[helphelph]

Rating pjo ships because I've seen a good amount of people doing it lately and it seems fun. But there's a twist!! I used the wackiest rating system imaginable because I'm insane. Have fun.

Percabeth: a hundred hearts out of five blue cookies.

Their dynamic is not only incredibly fun but also they complement each other very well. Honestly, when I first read the books, I didn't really want them to get together because I didn't want another "main guy gets main girl" situation, but they're honestly made for each other.

Jiper: five daggers out of ten great canyons

They were incredibly forced, but honestly not that bad of a ship. They were really cute but I dont have much to say about it.

Valgrace: fifty festus heads out of ten college aus

One of my favorite Jason ships ever. I love me some tragic gays.

Pipabeth: Two goddesses out of fifteen owls

I will ALWAYS support a good wlw ship. And Piper defo had a microcrush on Annabeth while they were on the Argo II. Plus the fanart of them is SO good.

Jercy/Person: twelve riptides out of ten horses

I like reading about it and it's quite fun to think about. Nothing much to say honestly.

Perachel: Ten prophecies out of nine pancakes drowned in syrup

They could have been cute. I dont really ship them though.

Annrachel(is that the name?): three prophecies out of five spiders

Korrasami vibes lmao. I think they're better off as friends but I will read a fanfic if I find an interesting one.

Solangelo: twenty-six skulls out of ten doctors notes

They were written for each other. As in Rick made sure that they were written for each other. I havent read tsats yet and im still on the first toa book so I don't have much on their dynamic. Still I like them and they visually look good together.

Valdangelo: ninety-four automatons out of six pomegranate seeds

They would have been unstoppable I tell you! Unstoppable!! Or maybe I'm biased. Either way they would have been an amazing couple together but Rick was too much of a coward to let them be (boy)friends. (Can you tell I'm biased?)

Jeyna: One bad father out of two older sisters.

UPDATE!!1!1!1 It has come to my attention that Reyna is canonically aroace with no romantic or sexual interest whatsoever so this ship is out of the window.

Jasico: 3/10

Personally I've never seen the hype for them. I like their dynamic a lot but not really in a shipping way. Sorry pjotumblr😔

Pernico: One bathe in the river styx out of thirteen hades figurines

The angst of Nico having a crush in Percy is a good concept to explore. Both in relationships with other characters and Nico's character development. But them being in a relationship together just irks me. It's not entirely problematic(at least i dont think it is? Correct me if im wrong), but still, the age gap makes me uncomfortable.

Ruegard: thirty-seven drakons out of one patrochilles parallel

Like I said, I love me some wlw ships. And while I've never really been a diehard fan of them, the fanart is amazing, so of course i ship them.

Frazel: 6/10

Rick try to make a girl and a boy stay friends challenge(impossible). But jokes aside, the 13-16 gap makes me annoyed. Three years isn't much but it matters in this situation. And it annoys me bacuse I want to like them. They have a cute dynamic but the maturity gap between them kinda gets in the way. That said, I would probably have liked them a lot better if they just stayed friends.

Valzhang: Nine eagles out of twenty hidden bunkers

Like I said before, I will consume almost every ship in a fandom. And if I find good fanfics of them, I will read it because I like exploring different characters' dynamics with each other. It's fun and I honestly think the pjo fandom should chill out a little. The amount of people who put others down for shipping something that isn't canon is way too much. Just let people enjoy their ships.

I think that's all? I didn't include Grover and Juniper because I honestly don't really have any opinions on them. They just exist and it's kinda like Rick just made them canon because he didn't want grover to feel left out. Let me know if there's other ships you'd want me to rate!

[jarondont]

Greetings, Telemachus of Target. These are great questions of the ships you like in mythology and it’s your turn to answer (/nf):

OTP of all time?

Your favorite straight or male/female ship/s?

Your favorite mlm or gay ship/s?

Your favorite wlw or sapphic ship/s?

Your ship/s you like to analyze but not ship as endgame? (any type)

Your favorite doomed ship/s?

Your favorite toxic ship/s?

Your favorite exes-ship/s?

Your favorite platonic ship/s? (any type)

Your favorite OT3/poly ship/s (any type)

NOTP of all time?

Least favorite straight or male/female ship/s?

Least favorite mlm or gay ship/s?

Least favorite wlw or sapphic ship/s?

Your crackships? List them all

Greetings, Macaronides. I thank thee for the ask :D

Ooh, this seems fun!

I wanna list them all. But if I have to pick one ... hm. I think I'll go with Odysseus x Penelope

Odypen, Hector x Andromache, Telemachus x Nausicaa

TELEMACHUS x PISISTRATUS ALSDFHALSKFHD also Patrochilles

hm. I don't think i know any ...

errr idk ... i'm a pretty hard shipper ... I'll go with Eurylochus x Ctimene, but only bc Eurylochus basically gave up. I don't think he loved her any less tho (at least, EPIC!Eurylochus) also they're SO fun (in a painful way) to analyze

Patrochilles, Orpheus x Eurydice, Hector x Andromache, Eurylochus x Ctimene. Make me cry every time

Okay. Look. I don't ship them, and I never will. BUT. the ANGST potential ... of Telemachus x Antinous

uhhhhhh i have no idea. Menelaus x Helen? but they get back together ... eh. I still love them smmmmm <33

Odydio. I don't see a romance. but i SURE DO see the biggest bromance EVER

PISISTRATUS x TELEMACHUS x NAUSICAA LKSHAFLSDHFLASDF

Antinous x Penelope. get the frick away from her, CREEP

(see #11) or also Ody x Calypso or Ody x Circe. he did NOT cheat on pen, y'all!!!!

poseidon x ody. it's hilarious but no.

hm ... idk. again, i don't really know any, so yeah

Ody's fleet

[dont-leafmealone]

Every time I see someone use queerbait in place of queer coding it makes me wanna rip my hair out

Like as a specific example that's been bothering me, the patrochilles parallels with Clarisse and Selena in the percy Jackson books are not *queerbait*. It is, if anything, queer *coding*, not that I'm declaring any intent on Rick Riordan's part. There was no marketing surrounding the books promising queer characters, there was no big statement by the author that those two were for sure gonna get together or even teasing at it. THAT is the definition of queerbait. It's about the marketing, luring in a queer audience with false promises. That's not going on with Clarisse and Selena.

What there is, is subtext; that's not "bait", that's writing a story. Especially writing a middle-grade story for Disney in the 2000s before gay marriage was even legalized. While it sucks, that's just how it *was*. And, again, that's assuming it was intentional queer coding and not subtext that sure looks kinda gay in hindsight. Because that can also happen! Again, I'm not assuming intent to queercode, even if it isn't unlikely. Just pointing out that Rick isn't always as good about mythological accuracy as people like to think and he is a straight guy who very well could've missed or ignored any homoerotic overtones in the Iliad and interpreted it as a couple'a besties.

Fandom is insatiable and I can guarantee that if Clarisse and Selena DID become canon before Selena's death — awesome as it would be — the piss-on-the-poor website would be up in arms declaring it a case of dead lesbians/bury your gays, just like people are now calling it queerbait. Patrochilles aren't really a happy-ever-after love story.

Rick definitely has his faults, especially when it comes to wlw characters, but I think we can safely say this isn't one of those cases. There's plenty of actual flaws with his writing without bringing up unfulfilled headcanons to pad out the already extensive list.

[bisexualandaninsomnia]

Need me some Wlw patrochilles content. Gimme my genderbent babies

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

Clarisse and Silena being wlw and parallels with patrochilles

no actually im still not over that.

[queerenteen]

// love and yearning //

[diznam]

posting this seperately bc i enjoyed doodling these 🥰

[drewlover]

“what has camp half-blood ever done for me?” clarisse scoffs as silena watches tiredly. her blue eyes look grey, dull, so dull, but clarisse doesn’t notice. her eyes are closed.

she doesn’t notice when her armour disappears and blue eyes are tucked into the helmet. “what has camp half-blood ever done for me?” she murmurs, and she doesn’t notice that her cabin has gone missing, and she is alone.

the bonfire flickers down but there are no apollo kids singing, there’s no hand in her own and those sky blue eye staring at her, drawing her in before pushing her away again. the moon and the tide, that is what they were. i’m the tide, she whispers to silena once. a child of ares, ruining everything. the ocean, destroying everything in it’s path. quite fitting, don’t you think?

she doesn’t answer. the scythe on her arm burns into her skin. you are the moon, silena finally says and clarisse doesn’t believe her and the lies wrap around her like barbed wire. serene, honest, my only muse. my only weakness.

the rest of her cabin is missing and she notices it, but she’s too late, far too late and it feels like the fates are tugging at her feet and making her trip everywhere, slowing her down, faltering, falling. she gets there in time to see sea green eyes widen in horror and realisation, blonde hair ducking under monsters and racing towards something and then—

everything around her fades and all she sees is blue eyes and dark hair, glowing with fear, bravery, stupidity, and a century old pain that trails back to the trojan war and it’s patroclus dying all over again, it’s aphrodite falling for ares and clarisse knows that the fates are cruel, but did they really have to hurt her this way?

“what has camp half-blood done for me?” clarisse screams in anguish as she cradles silena’s head and weeps, as she charges at the drakon and red covers her like blood, like revenge, like the love she’s felt and the love she’s lost. “it’s given me everything, and i’ve been a fool to not notice.” and the drakon falls, a sickening thud that echoes through the street.

their souls do not meet for the longest time, the moon and the tide reaching for each other, so close but a bit too far. clarisse waits for the day she closes her eyes and doesn’t open them. she hopes it comes soon.